FUNNIEST TEXTS V13

[@seanrxsp6423]

“Age is just a number” So are the years you’re spending in prison

[@jonathanjoestar3068]

I thought htat was how the teen would reply

[@fanofluxray]

*You're

[@seanrxsp6423]

@@fanofluxray thanks

[@Yuri-ic4tl]

And prison is just a place

[@ifonlyhappinesscouldlast4882]

Just never end 😅😬

[@pseudomori.]

“Hey...Wanna know what else is a number..?” “What?” “ 𝟵𝟭𝟭”

[@sharminakter3831]

XD

[@daremixman5919]

XD

[@shannybanana7902]

XD

[@everlilys_1574]

XD

[@KatieNML]

XD

[@shaikhasharin4201]

#dankness her: I'm sure he is thinking about other girls him: if my son become a priest should i call him father or son?

[@titangaming600]

Priest maybe 🥴

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Almost all men are not straight or not 100% straight -- they need to stop forcing themselves to be around womyn. All womyn are not reIationship materiaI as they are not love materiaI -- and all dating/breeding is to be banned after the system change... Only I am meant to be loved truly and I am the only being who can be loved truly by the true alphas aka my protectors!

[@rishitasinhachaudhuri7283]

@@FrozenMermaid666 ayo wtf-

[@melthefallen4558]

@@FrozenMermaid666 w o m y n Haha wtf

[@XxsouleaterxX]

@@FrozenMermaid666 que

[@miratoprani5484]

when the fourteen year-old sais, "you know what else is just a number?" i deadass thought she was gonna say, "your prison sentence".

[@arandomperson3011]

That's a good one😂😂😂

[@jadonsingh169]

I thought he was gonna say hight

[@remeismith3466]

Same

[@khushipatel2008]

70th like!!

[@miratoprani5484]

@@khushipatel2008

[@mitskis3394]

Me: **1 second into studying** My phone : Hokus pokus , you've now lost your focus #dankness

[@killerbutterfly5258]

Toodles Noodles 😂😂😂

[@oliveoyl3884]

Me: This is awesome, i'm totally telling my friends this The honest part of my brain: *clears throat*. Me *rolls eyes*: Dam you, ok... Me: I'm totally telling my friend* this

[@gacharoblox9104]

Yap UwU YT does this

[@theprettiestgirll]

Army 💜

[@insertscreativeusername5739]

That is so true xD

[@syifi9810]

“Age is just a number” Prison is just a place Life Sentence is just time

[@clowjones1665]

And sentence life is Just a word

[@Themanofstupid]

r/cursedcomments

[@user-gummy]

@@kittentikken5392 and that is just a statment

[@user-gummy]

@@kittentikken5392 and that is just a very true fact

[@sia8131]

@@kittentikken5392 And that is just a reply

[@rozie5642]

2020 can't get any worse June: *golden wind starts playing*

[@pippincerealboi6234]

What’s so bad about June?

[@kg41k]

*Golden experience*

[@jesssdnd]

Jardus E i dont understand anything u said-

[@dubiousjay1417]

and i oop - >:(

[@Silver-dj2so]

@@jesssdnd its an anime B)

[@jarvisperez6686]

Thank God that guy made a point about height. Lol she's probably way shorter than him anyways

[@mimistayawayfromme6154]

I heard that to

[@UrsuCamataru]

i think he's 9/11 and she's 4/11

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

Yeah. I'm a female, but idc about people's heights. Idk why it's so important, like being with a guy that's shorter than you or 6ft is an embarrassment or something.

[@Tate15]

I don't get why height matters I mean I'm 5:5 and my boyfriends 6:2/5 so what?

[@minhazul1000]

@@UrsuCamataru 9/11

[@sophiarider6301]

"So do you keep your money in the bank or at home?" "In my memories" Dang

[@ActuallyHim]

Age is just a number, And Hitler was just another painter.

[@wowosewook2os957]

age is just a number jail is just a room

[@haniayahahaha]

@@wowosewook2os957 ooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOoOOoO

[@haniayahahaha]

@@wowosewook2os957 ooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOoOOoO

[@haniayahahaha]

@@wowosewook2os957 ooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOoOOoO

[@haniayahahaha]

@Sou Hiyori I only said that once and I didn't even say that Probs auto correct lol

[@emma_halvo]

#dankness Friend: "how long did you sleep?" Me: "5." Friend: "hours?" Me: "minutes."

[@peacemaker_0001]

Lets get more clout on this

[@marioboglione2342]

@Bellanna Stevens Nanoseconds**

[@zerowantscookiesree1313]

SlendiXL 0 Nano Seceonds

[@marioboglione2342]

@@zerowantscookiesree1313 0 Nanoseconds**

[@harrypotter6346]

Lol I hope this got into a video

[@soniazhang2284]

“Where are we going, doggo?” I just wanna go to space with a dog

[@auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359]

america: slowly going into 3rd world country situation me over in england watching it unfold like: 👁👄👁

[@dova9836]

Same

[@DMMINO493]

Go to sleep

[@eenyweeny57]

I'm in England too I thought I was the only one staying up tho

[@dova9836]

@@DMMINO493 its 11 here

[@svmtune]

I am having dinner right now. Also we got protests if you were not up to date for some reason.

[@bvnny_c0r321]

Everyone: *Meme* Me: Where are we going, doggo? *Everyone liked that*

[@anagonzalez-mm4sz]

le

[@Mikeb-sd8hm]

Ok

[@squish6714]

TO SPACE

[@myselfisnthere]

Fr

[@n.2934]

Were goin' on a trip in our favourite rocket ship

[@vermillionreaperstudios8304]

Her: He's probally stareing at those cheerleaders UGH! Him: *Stareing at the adorable cat in the corner of the room sleeping wishing he could pet it* #Dankness

[@danyaalhashmi2680]

#Dankness Girl: He prolly with someone else Me and the boys: **Tryna learn how to juggle Oranges using a 10min tutorial**

[@thatonecabridog]

I mean... She's not wrong

[@noxoir3350]

When “The boys” actually turn out to be girls

[@jamieward9421]

#dankness Her: *'I bet he's texting other girls.'* Him: *'I bet she's thinking I'm texting other girls, when in reality this Mewtwo won't get in the ducking ball.'*

[@Lussimio]

Oooooooooooohhh

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

just make it get in the bag

[@jamieward9421]

@@dragosrandomstuff9261 EYYYYYY NAME IT NEBBY!!!

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

jamie ward WE MUST HAVE MORE NEBBY

[@jamieward9421]

@@dragosrandomstuff9261 YESSS ALL THE NEBBY! AN ARMY OF NEBBY!!!

[@MexicanDudeX3]

Would you like to be the sun in my life?" Her: " OMG YES" Him:"Then stay 92935700 miles the fuck away from me" This really got me

[@joannamysluk8623]

#dankness Her: He's probably thinking about other girls... Him: If I was perfectly immortal, would I still have enough time to binge the entirety of One Piece?

[@mightymangoes08]

That is a factual statement my friend.!

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Almost all men are not straight or not 100% straight -- they need to stop forcing themselves to be around womyn. All womyn are not reIationship materiaI as they are not love materiaI -- and all dating/breeding is to be banned after the system change... Only I am meant to be loved truly and I am the only being who can be loved truly by the true alphas aka my protectors!

[@sonicdml4175]

@@FrozenMermaid666 ....What .... does .... that .... even .... mean ....?

[@robertgray3710]

“And what else can you leave” Me: you in a few minutes

[@laurastringer7975]

damn

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Almost all men are not straight or not 100% straight -- they need to stop forcing themselves to be around womyn. All womyn are not reIationship materiaI as they are not love materiaI -- and all dating/breeding is to be banned after the system change... Only I am meant to be loved truly and I am the only being who can be loved truly by the true alphas aka my protectors!

[@robertgray3710]

@@FrozenMermaid666 huh?

[@creepergoboom2943]

@@robertgray3710 What did he sdais?

[@wantedunit9350]

Him: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Omg yes Him: Then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me I laughed out loud in that one

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Almost all men are not straight or not 100% straight -- they need to stop forcing themselves to be around womyn. All womyn are not reIationship materiaI as they are not love materiaI -- and all dating/breeding is to be banned after the system change... Only I am meant to be loved truly and I am the only being who can be loved truly by the true alphas aka my protectors!

[@butwhy9254]

What

[@engineergaming8695]

@@FrozenMermaid666 you good?

[@MaR-fv5up]

Idk what joke that was from the video, Bc u said it without the “fuck” bc it cursed in it

[@icypop36]

#dankness Her: He’s probably thinking about other girls Him: Trying to think of a good dankness meme

[@vanderbalt]

lol

[@chrisvennbowman3784]

“Would you like to be the sun in my life?” “Yes!” “Good, stand over there and I’ll avoid looking at you directly, it’s hurting my eyes” Edit: #dankness

[@aprettydumbperson]

Imagine they straight up said no

[@idkidk4132]

Made it 69 likes

[@SonTran-vb8xt]

"Also, stand an astronomical unit away from me. I still feel your presence."

[@madisonloughnane8948]

You should add a #dankness

[@mkramer669]

LMAO best comment ever 😂

[@alexamalfoy9161]

tHE oNlY tHing I LAuGhEd at was the whale thing and the bbq squiral lol something wrong with me

[@aestheticvibe_x2559]

Everyone: *fiRsT* Me: _im four parallel universes behind you_

[@aestheticvibe_x2559]

@Jotaro Kujo nah I just copied someone else’s comment from another video

[@bsixnshtns891]

🤣 ✌️

[@Dankyyy]

#dankness Boy: If I said that I love you, will you say it back? Girl: Yes! Boy: I love you! Girl: it back...

[@mrbelarabi6062]

Boy loads ak-27

[@rozie5642]

Wow so original but ur profile pic has a cute frog so nvm

[@Dankyyy]

@@rozie5642 lol

[@gapplssb]

@@Dankyyy oh and copied btw

[@jameshockley6484]

@@mrbelarabi6062 47

[@teddybear1311]

"Age is just a number" And I guess jail is just a room, right?

[@mizu5965]

#dankness memellion: "shoto todoroki-" me and every weeb watching this: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

[@sunny-mz3yg]

WEEB GANG

[@minka3311]

WEEB GANG

[@mellqhii]

WEEB GANG

[@Supdbnxkx]

juzo honenuki ANIME IS GREAT BESIDE EVERY SINGLE ANIME THAT HAVE BOKU NO

[@eurithya]

YES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS edit: I hope you read this before i inevitably change my name XD

[@vandanakatherineraj9357]

Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls. Him: is actually thinking about other girls. Her: wait your not supposed to do that. #Dankness

[@yaywoohoosupercool]

0:00 *sh*t, I have Cynophobia and Arachnophobia-*

[@haniayahahaha]

4:00

[@jirairaikei]

Say “when the” really fast, There you go, window.

[@d.n590]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ilovefrenchrxseswithanixtb2990]

Bro-

[@theguywhoasked4235]

Bruh

[@hutao1422]

@@rvfssx8184 may i join?

[@hutao1422]

@@rvfssx8184 thank you

[@goofed681]

#dankness Me: where are we going doggo? Doggo: to get you a girlfriend Everyone Liked That

[@epapoulia]

well maybe three likes aint the world population but imma help u and give u another like

[@lukasoldenburg1086]

*wholesome aww sound intensified*

[@oofman7413]

Lmao

[@logansmith6586]

bruh.mp4 *why try to find one when the dogs right there* #dankness

[@noobgan]

Friendship 100

[@kimaitken5434]

After the one where it said: Hola I don’t speak Chinese There was an advert that said Mind Blown🤣🤣🤣 it was perfect

[@Nobody-ox2rp]

0:00 People who don’t have accounts: oh no, MOM DAD I NEED AN ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW

[@dakshashrestha1854]

lol

[@Floxxxxxy]

Him: Hola Me: I D O N T S P E A K C H I N E S E

[@尺丹Ŧ卄]

Hola is bolivian

[@mczhongli4718]

i dont speak noodle language

[@lucario.pokedex.0448]

@@尺丹Ŧ卄 So hola isn’t just Spanish?

[@powera2]

@@尺丹Ŧ卄 im spanish, but it seems now i know bolivian

[@ultrarubi44]

@@powera2 Lol Rt

[@HearMe999]

#Dankness Him: She's probably thinking about her anime guy's The girl: I want to be a dead fish in the tropical trees god help

[@iminfamous1355]

Bruh this is 8 months ago

[@remustheduke2018]

😜

[@iminfamous1355]

@Mare the vid was 8 months ago

[@iminfamous1355]

@Mare his joke is good but the vid is too old already so he can't be featured

[@mrsir6343]

10:17 "where are we going space doggo?"

[@ItsSquid009]

The crematorium

[@analinfecti0n610]

@@ItsSquid009 LMAO WTF HAHAHAHAHAH

[@enshrine5825]

The neighbor's backyard and the trash can

[@lucario.pokedex.0448]

Brazil

[@mikeaykut9592]

#dankness Her: he is probably thinking about other memes. Him: why did i make a meme format that is based off of spongebob?

[@mylie.0228]

#dankness Him: hey im breaking up with you her: ok him: your not gonna ask why? her: no, I know you love anime boys more than me him: and you once said 'id rather have kids with Levi than with anyone else' her: I already did him: WHAT her: later

[@notj7506]

Same for me but the levi is mikasa B)

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Almost all men are not straight or not 100% straight -- they need to stop forcing themselves to be around womyn. All womyn are not reIationship materiaI as they are not love materiaI -- and all dating/breeding is to be banned after the system change... Only I am meant to be loved truly and I am the only being who can be loved truly by the true alphas aka my protectors!

[@oli1733]

#dankness her: he is probaly thinking about other girls him: i can actually save world by laying in bed

[@Sargeant_Sunny]

... *True.*

[@babushkasnek3558]

Wait me no understand

[@internalscreaming7566]

Hello, comrade

[@oli1733]

@@internalscreaming7566 Hello, sister

[@Sargeant_Sunny]

@@internalscreaming7566 Hello as well,comrade

[@mateorodriguez4044]

Finally May is over, I hope June is a good month! June: *intense boss music plays* and level 2 appears in the sky The world: -_-

[@manreetkaur7161]

me: *clicks video* also me: *iz cAlm* me few secs later: *scared* HUHHHHHHHHHH*

[@killerbutterfly5258]

#dankness Him: do you want to know what are relationship is to me? Her: what? Him: count the stars in the sky Her: Awe, it’s infinite! Him: no it’s a waste of time Lmao 😂

[@lesbianmuni]

Or also: Him: I love you! Her: Awww, how much? Him: count the stars in the sky ;) Her: Ummm, but it’s morning?? Him: Exactly. 😂😂😂

[@arandomstranger2348]

@@lesbianmuni Also him: boom roasted

[@HalfAnd_Half]

@@lesbianmuni So he loves her as much as 1 star?

[@rajlakshmidebi1893]

Sԋσƚσ Tσԃσɾσƙι HAHAHAAH YEA BC THE SUN IS A STAR

[@greystufflover1814]

*the sun hurts my eyes tho*

[@the_child_killer4401]

Me: * buys online item * My account: Hokus pokus you Brokus

[@caaaaaaaaaaaaaramal]

Guess spider doggo's gonna travel through almost all the countries to protect everyone

[@plantboi4773]

Her: he is probably thinking about other girls Him: I just realised torches in mine craft use actual electricity. #DANKNESS

[@jonathanjoestar3068]

hold up

[@somerandomchannel_]

oh god what

[@chrisreyes9124]

Wait, what?

[@nicholasgilio2206]

Her: he is probably looking at other girls on his phone Him: commenting “where are we going doggo?” #dankness

[@ghostiigoesboo]

Todoroki: **gets featured comment** Me in my Todoroki hoodie: OMFG YES HALF AND HALF

[@remustheduke2018]

I have one of those too!

[@ghostiigoesboo]

@@remustheduke2018 Yay holdings buddy. Also I have to notice that you are a... FELLOW SANDER!! 💛

[@remustheduke2018]

@@ghostiigoesboo indeedy~

[@katsukibakugo4856]

@@ghostiigoesboo hi pikachu how are you.

[@ghostiigoesboo]

@@katsukibakugo4856 Hai katsuki I am ok

[@mtbjax3700]

Doggy: let’s go look closer Me:at what Doggo: the planet Me:ok I thought we were going to look at something micro scobic #dankness

[@kaciebarnett7467]

" Where are we going, Doggo" "To the vet" #dankness

[@ShortsProvider217]

"Age Is Just A Number!" and jail is just a room

[@bkCheezburgor]

Dang, didnt expect that from a bot

[@tuesdaybandy63]

The thumbnail says “Can you come out?” From mom. My response would be “In which manner do you mean? Out of the pantry where us pangender, and pansromantics live? The closet where us asexuals, and trans people live? Or out of my room?” And that’s how I would come out if I had guts.

[@thebirb1762]

FACTS

[@thebirb1762]

(You for got pansexual people like me and nb's but eh)

[@changaroo8936]

If I get a chance like that I will take it to come out

[@xmod132]

#Dankness Talking to my ex-girlfriend: Normal Talking to my current girlfriend: HARD MODE ACTIVATED

[@harpersimon9851]

"Where are we going, doggo?" Doggo: "beyond the atmosphere"

[@grahgrahmyass]

#dankness Her: He is probably thinking about other girls Him: *bloxburg not in beta* Edit: didn’t expect this many likes wow thx

[@ttealeaf5]

HaHa

[@NextZ_]

It literally makes the comment not funny anymore

[@milifranklin9275]

That f*kin edit tho, ruins everything.

[@safarudinmuchtar01]

I think you got a heart from Memellion but then you edited it and then the heart got removed...

[@nowhyisuck6666]

Boy: Will you please date me? ❤️ Girl: Outdated ❤️ #dankness

[@on.yourleft]

"Shoto todoroki" SHOTO WHAT-

[@mary-fh8pp]

LOLL

[@chanwoothemood3536]

nobody: memelion: funniest texts ever me: *ironic*

[@notseth430]

Yeetus McFleet kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnmlgZ5pZbCdiKM

[@dazai.thatsit.8923]

#dankness Him: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you- Her: Aww! Him: I'd have a dollar. Her:.... Him: Because you're always in my mind!

[@komeon101]

So many of these are beautiful!!! Where has this clip been all my life!

[@circusbaby3343]

Me: *Eating popsicle* Phone: *Hey wanna check me out first or nah?* #dankness

[@yunishinoya5570]

Tsuyu?

[@maggiewilliams9253]

My brain can’t handle this (I❤️my hero academia)

[@superrorygamer4434]

Comments: Where are we going doggo? People who didnt watch the full vid: *I AM CONFUSION*

[@SLAYEvilUnixorn]

A baby's laughter is the most delightful thing. Unless it's 3 am and you don't have a baby.

[@dylanespinoza5547]

*Illuminati comfirmed music plays*

[@im.not.scully]

Girl: Okay i'll see you soon. I love you Boy: I love you too barbecue squirrel Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@vitrilxx]

Nobody: Absolutely No One: 2020: hehe slaughter guy stab stab purple purple

[@notseth430]

Jude Miller kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnmlgZ5pZbCdiKM

[@cosmo8.0crackers]

#dankness Him: She's prob thinking about other guys Me: Will i get featured by Memellion

[@kw3264]

#Dankness 1: Rose's are red 2: Viloets are blue 1: We're breaking up because I never loved you.

[@AmberDawn800]

*in the beginning* jokes on you I'm already subscribed lol

[@yournameisnotthis3797]

Teachers at school: School is fun! School: -fun- -exiting- Hell #dankness

[@yournameisnotthis3797]

Please read

[@justinmartin4717]

Lol

[@theunholysmile5985]

#dankness Her: he is probably thinking of different girls Him: can you buy pokemon off the black market

[@erasurehead6456]

._. Can u actually buy pokemon off the black market.......? Imma go google that Ill be back with a response

[@theunholysmile5985]

@@erasurehead6456 I hope so

[@erasurehead6456]

I am back... *and i have discovered that u can buy pokemon off the black market*

[@lesbianmuni]

Yoan Sutarto Lol when I read your comment 4:37 played 😂

[@dotmatrixmoe]

Pokemon Black?

[@captainravioli9065]

#Dankness Me:licks knife after I’m done using it The other people in the surgery section:

[@mhalover4935]

featured comment : shoto todorokie me: *ah, yes, a fellow shoto todoroki profile pic*

[@uselesspieceofshit6223]

:3

[@ezrahendren6666]

yes hello fellow mha lover here is a word from me deku is just a brocoli with powers

[@SunshardSmiles]

Me and every anime mega fan: U sPelL ToDoRoKi WrOnG u DeMoN

[@ishaankharva1974]

The one with Cyu Agen cracked me up so much😂🤣

[@yaitme21]

IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER

[@gracerie33]

her: *types out breakup paragraph* him: “cya.” #dankness

[@gracerie33]

This is how my last relationship went

[@GummyBearIzzy]

#dankness Mom: Since you’ve been a good child, I’ll buy you a phone! Mom 5 minutes later: *get off that damn phone!*

[@nerd3784]

Lol!

[@SamDestroyer29]

Is that me or the "duck" everytime is already so funny?

[@KeplerYubified]

‘Would you like to be the Sun in my life?’ ‘Yes please!’ ‘Okay, stay 123786458 centimetres away from me.’

[@lachlanthompson5295]

Do 1,912,762 miles (Its the approximate location away from the sun) #dankness

[@KeplerYubified]

Lachlan Thompson will next time but usually originals have more attention.

[@kailynbarbour2831]

Stranger: "Oh im so sorry about that" *Later/next day idrk lol* Stranger: "Is he dead now?" Me: "I- who asks that?-"

[@sans_da_gamerx3828]

#dankness Nobdy: Schools: *we have rejected humanity and returned to monke*

[@konray2850]

#Dankness Me: "Holds door open for people including a human of the female gender" Everybody in a 10 mile radius: S I M P

[@FelineRaptor-gv4te]

i hate those kind of people who think that a chivalric person is a simp

[@nicholasgilio2206]

Me: Wastes my time making memes and commenting them Memellion: “scrolls past my comment not choosing it Me: Looks like you have chosen death

[@raissasuwardhono]

Nicholas Gilio you mean, “So you have chosen death”

[@olliepoplol]

Where are we going, doggo? 🤣🤣🤣

[@candygacha6559]

#dankness Me: *walks into a room forgets what i was in there for* My brain: bye bye *flutter flutter* Me: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*

[@woo7839]

LMAO, WTF THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALOT.😂🤣

[@candygacha6559]

@@woo7839 lol it happens to me too 😂

[@user-kn1uq4py4t]

The new Spiderman Movie looks interesting

[@officiallykokushibo]

"Its been a long day,without you mah friend😔😩,and I'll tell you all about it when I cyu agen😎😎"

[@aryamansingh1603]

Me in 2019 : 2020 will be the greatest year 2020 : well yes, but actually no Coronavirus : Henlo #dankness

[@daviderski68banajpusacer57]

#MEMELION #MEME Me: I will never get a heart on my comment! Memellion: *Well yes, but actually no* Edit: Such basic meme......149 likes...

[@specterr3177]

You did it,you crazy son of a bi*** you did it!

[@x0nixx772]

NANIIII???!!!

[@moh3083]

Thug life

[@desbugfan8429]

My phone says this was two hours ago but the vid was posted 1 hour ago.

[@deletedaccount8836]

AWESOME

[@Defcon16]

Sooo..."Where are we going, doggo?" The moon? Doggo Planet?

[@kxgxya]

#dankness Me: **Sees Shoto Todoroki** Me: *MARRY ME! oh wait he’s just an anime character- ;-;*

[@kateadkins3816]

sameeeeee

[@Endlessly_Falling]

Yes but I rather marry deku

[@Momma-bomber]

The moment when you realize

[@xxciloxx6345]

MY HERO ACADEMIA

[@xxciloxx6345]

Bakugo for me

[@moonbeams.and.sunrheas]

#dankness Managers watching the Hun song in Mulan be like: “Let’s get down to business, to defeat, *KAREN* ”

[@rainbowkidbest]

Did they send me karens, when I asked for none

[@lowkey-obsessed27]

"Heyy" "No" "Haha ikr what was I thinking" 😂😂

[@gracesmith5961]

#dankness Murderer: *enters house Person: *runs to living room Also person: you have no power here Murderer: *sad

[@classic_omen]

Me:Where are we going dogo Dogo: its a secret.....

[@devil_girl6644]

“You free this weekend?” “No, I’m going to prison” XD my fav one #Dankness

[@miavily]

"Where are we going, doggo?"

[@cammzron7923]

Me when I get featured *punches the air in excitement* The ghost I just puched: sad spooky noises #dankness

[@skysalwayshigh]

These vids always make my day!

[@tornater3089]

Bruh I spent a fat minute scrolling to find someone who commented “where are we going space doggo”

[@agustdeenuts7050]

1:38 I thought the boy would say "you"

[@lightacrobat2206]

Same