MEMES OF DANKNESS V921

[@Tinker_Nerd]

#DANKNESS 3 Rules: -No wishing for death -No falling in love -No bring back dead people Me: I wish Robin Williams were still alive .... There are 2 rules

[@101k_with_no_video]

I wish harambe was still alive but then technically if harambe was still alive he'd never become a meme but if he wasn't he would and wishing he was back would mean killing off his meme

[@Rose2ndC1L3]

That's wishing the dead back

[@Tinker_Nerd]

@@Rose2ndC1L3 That's why there's 2 rules instead of 4 😂

[@KeithElliott-zd8cx]

I mean, he'd probably not be happy about it.

[@ridezosmon2306]

7:07 you got me off guard! That draw a huge smile on my face

[@Schproemftell]

22:56 pasta gets soft because it sucks up water into it's structure and it contains mainly starch which can hold onto it when heated (68°C) Eggs are mostly made of water and protein which changes it's shape when it coagulates under heat and/or acid you can pretty much, imagine fibres that form into knots when heated resulting in a denser form

[@markh.6687]

"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?" (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

[@jimyendme8893]

0:54 nothing changed

[@teachmetohowl]

#dankness Me: Gets featured Me: Will you please listen? I'm not the messiah Everyone: HE IS THE MESSIAH! The hundreds of other people who have been featured: -_-

[@markh.6687]

That's from "Monty Python's Life of Brian". Me's Mother: "He's not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy!"

[@trentryan27]

10:18 holy crap this actually happened to me recently, except im 37

[@kosuken]

The feeling of but for me it’s been 12 years sinse I slept well 🫥

[@milkisnicebutroblox4159]

17:25 then the gauntlet will just ash half of the last person

[@Jitts.the.caffeinated]

23:38 BRUH, you didn't need to call me out like that.

[@badman_j4998]

11:17 why are you all naked running from the neighbors house

[@evelynnholmes301]

11:46 tell me you’re lonely without-

[@Mutrax4706]

ngl sure my spotify wrapped sound ok but already listened enough to be tired of em

[@KadRSP]

The retail worker. "The mission... the nightmares... they're... finally... over..."

[@emo_link]

#DANKNESS Her: He’s possibly thinking about other women Him: If the Mario Movie has a buff munky, and the Transformers movie has the revived Harambe, is next year the year of harambe?

[@kosuken]

13:52 Bro I’m still not over the Cambrian explosion

[@unnameduser5647]

Remeber snow ball earth? Still gnawing on that :(

[@101k_with_no_video]

jeffrey the trilobite ain't coming back yo leave his shell alone and bury him for once.

[@kosuken]

@@unnameduser5647 ohh that was a hard time it was like 50k years ago, the Cambrian explosion was also a while back, like 50mil, anyways I hope you’ll get over it soon, before the next big extinction event =).

[@markh.6687]

I....I....I never got over Macho Grande. (Ted Stryker, Airplane!)

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

Honestly with Kanye wearing a mask we don't know if he actually said any of that stuff

[@jacksonlott7302]

You can see his skin through the mask

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

@@jacksonlott7302 but you can't read his lips is my point

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

@This Apple Judges you know what? I think that you're right! Totally makes sense to me because I've seen it done before in person and anyone who doesn't think it's possible needs to look it up

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

@This Apple Judges also check out the old movie the Manchurian candidate it shows mind control in progress

[@username_pending1328]

@This Apple Judges 🍿

[@matthewmarchetti5395]

4:39 Abuse

[@WasNeverBrandon]

8:10 to answer your question... yes

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

I may be wrong about this, but I can scientifically prove that futas arent gay. The sex chromosomes for a futa would be XXY, making the futa more women than man; therefor, not gay.

[@WasNeverBrandon]

@@thetexanbuzzsaw3145 man speakin facts

[@aidengraham905]

12:37 same i do this all the time i also have thermal stuff to keep me warm but not just that its like you should be asking the people who where shorts during the winter how are they not cold

[@Milo_Energy]

18:00 my english teacher did miss half the year, she didnt get pregnant though, she died in June. She had stage 4 cancer, stage 3 when she started teaching us

[@markh.6687]

Ouch. Sorry to hear that. That's sad.

[@totallyauniquehandle]

At 23:46, the meme is referencing a thought experiment. "The game" is a game that, whenever you think about it, you lose, and must announce it to everyone around you. That being said, I just lost the game.

[@joshua_bradford]

Violence is always the answer

[@Slimmon132]

Unfortunately I don't know the struggles of a English teacher getting pregnant since all my eng teachers were either single, old or male

[@rodrigoreismarinho9552]

24:18 i have done that, hehe. I was falling asleep at a bar with my dad's friends but i wanted to keep talking so i asked my dad for an energetic, moments later i was resting at the table, almost sleeping.

[@haydenhart1194]

1k views in 30 minutes... underrated.

[@naturescritter4691]

# DANKNESS You: When you hate capitalism! Also you: pays $9.99 to beat the level you can’t beat because the game developer won’t give you the right moves to win

[@user-jo8kq5ed4j]

A man would more often than not, not brush off a woman bothering him, but a woman would more often than not brush off a man bothering her. _it is what it is_

[@Cl0wnMcCl0wnTheCl0wnSenior]

dam jesse pinkman and jane on the thumbnail

[@stuffnstuff8844]

1st meme is kinda wholesome, I like it

[@kosuken]

24:42 He dident say anything about wishing for wisher (or genies)

[@HeatherRider]

17:03 Someone be cheatin'.... 😳

[@watergoose8305]

He made graduation

[@kosuken]

20:27 And then you realise he’s faking to watch memes too…

[@milkisnicebutroblox4159]

8:43 final destination...

[@markh.6687]

#dankness I must inform you that there were Tsunderes in this video. B-But it's n-not like I know about T-Tsuderes or anything, B-Baka!!

[@ryanhcmichael]

Who’s the artist for the first/thumbnail pic?

[@kosuken]

9:02Me learning c# 😎

[@knutzzl]

#dankness Therapist: money can't buy you happiness, Here's the bill Me: goos to the rescue centre and gats a cat / dog instead

[@Xaryxai]

9:30 7-zip chads

[@mathewng1988]

12:53 So what happen if you take photo with a mirror?

[@domi-no1826]

At this point I don’t care about WHAM I care about all I want for Christmas is you

[@ikizumari7314]

12:59 was me today

[@themaroondargon6182]

The Answer i Will Give To The Question In The Stamp 13:51 Is Telitubies in Space

[@ridezosmon2306]

13:49 Amogus

[@joemalinchalk1314]

It was looking promising that this post would be the first to not use the word "nut" as a verb. I was wrong.

[@joemalinchalk1314]

Calvin would be a Boomer's grandchild.

[@sammythecryptid2721]

Okay but 2:00 isn't even a meme. That's within context and correct.

[@lxzzylxz]

HAHAHA JOKES ON U!, I HAVNT BEEN TO MCDONALDS IN 2 YEARS BECAUSE MY MOTHER SAID IT IS TOO UNHYGENIC!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kainmoe7646]

#Dankness Memellion: Like the video and subscribe and this ghost pupper with start haunting your room. Me: Where ghost pupper?

[@kosuken]

14:22 Isint everyone?

[@EvangelineBelle]

12:45 tf you on about? I’d beat my up friends and they would beat me until we’re about to pass out from blood loss. (Just for the money obvi)

[@ikizumari7314]

I got a kfc commercial with never gonna give you up

[@allope4757]

Boomers really have to decide if we're too soft or too violent 😂

[@markh.6687]

Yes.

[@matthewmedlin3196]

69th commons

[@dariuszlipinski7951]

200 handred coffe why ?

[@domi-no1826]

I wonder if 10 pounds of nitroglycerin fits in a fursuit They look pretty fat

[@pallegantzhorn3742]

Yh who got the Final destination 2 reference? 😉... Shit im getting old 💀

[@snowfalloverheaven]

#DANKNESS if use you point a flare gun at pointblank aiming to the intestines you can burn then really badly sir the is a wendy's

[@ridezosmon2306]

Heil Hydra!

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

I'm Soo glad y'all are the last generation

[@darkside20b90]

Wowzers

[@jckstudios7693]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE SONIC

[@BlondeIV]

Because of how broken his abilities are it makes his battles not interesting, I mean he will win no matter what Plus sonic got ruined because of toddlers who are obsessed with him And sonic is overrated af

[@SiegeTF]

A mediocre game with Sonic is a good Sonic game. A bad Sonic game is literally unplayable.

[@artbongo302]

Lol

[@S1rUbaaaN_0365]

PFFFT HAHA also second

[@firealarm.]

I’m early

[@beanbag6264]

first

[@darkside20b90]

Nope