Hi Jake. I'm interested in signing up for your Animal Self Defense Taekwondo class. What link can I use to find more information?
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
Information for signups can be found at the summit of mt Everest but we are currently booked out for the rest of the 21st century.
@Godzilla-de4gj11 ай бұрын
Good luck Sean 😂
@Pablo_gang10 ай бұрын
so i climbed and fell on mount everest MANY MANY times and when i finally do make it up, IT WILL BE CLOSED!? im 150 feet from the summit and the building is right there. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!!!
@GreenGork10 ай бұрын
@@Jakerton I was wondering if there are any other signup spots abroad? I'm very far from Mt Everest. Also, i was just wondering who the oldest person who signed up is and their home address for no reason in particular. Thanks!
@Pablo_gang10 ай бұрын
@kaeral6597 i want another sign up spot too
@Eggbauguette11 ай бұрын
I can never imagine jake cussing, it’s the craziest thing ever, Jake is probably the most wholesome person to ever exist.
@Rice_34_Teriyaki11 ай бұрын
He’s probably gonna say poopy head
@YokeMiyu11 ай бұрын
remember me.
@Eggbauguette11 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@robbblob670311 ай бұрын
Agreed
@YokeMiyu11 ай бұрын
bro's getting bald repeatedly rn.
@nolantf210 ай бұрын
at 4:22, jake is mocking the tf2 memes, but literally does a 100% accurate scout death sound - bro checkmated himself
@GoobertNoobster10 ай бұрын
BRO THINKS HE IS THE SCOUT
@achilleslz45228 ай бұрын
Scout snuck off and possessed him
@Mannyo3256 ай бұрын
Fax
@meganberonio9074Ай бұрын
I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
@PleboGemz11 ай бұрын
3:45 *Doofenshmirtz voice* “A Platypus?” *Puts on Fedora* “PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?”
@IceeVrYT10 ай бұрын
He’s a semiaquatic egg laying mammal of action
@monkeeboy83010 ай бұрын
doobee doobee dooba doobee doobee dooba
@IceeVrYT10 ай бұрын
AGENT P
@nwymer_119 ай бұрын
@@monkeeboy830🎵PERRY!!!🎵
@Asgaming-il4vr11 ай бұрын
*a picture of purple guy* Jake: "whos this purple guy?"
@ghostofpolaris11 ай бұрын
You are indeed my meal time KZbinr 🥰 I'll definitely be watching after my surgery today too! Thanks for the good times Jake!
@SuperEliasboi6411 ай бұрын
“Who’s the other purple guy” Hehe I know he’s not trolling but it’s just reminds me of the “what’s the number to 911” “Idk” LOL
@troysmith230111 ай бұрын
Jake you are 100% my mealtime KZbinr, I get back from college at 8:30pm and I sit in my room and watch a jonky/jakey vid
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOO. How’s college going?!
@INFINIT3EDITS11 ай бұрын
@@Jakertonmine is going pretty well but I get exhausted but when I watch ur videos it's like a medicine fr
@greenloafphotosynthesis8 ай бұрын
@@Jakertonwhat duu hrlll
@Glitchmaster33111 ай бұрын
(30:40) I am literally sitting here eating my breakfast of a bagel and mocha while I watch this video. Jake and Etho, best mealtime KZbinrs fr
@Cbium11 ай бұрын
Bro summoned the entire GD community with the death corridor one 💀💀
@washuanerd11 ай бұрын
Jake making videos for us never has failed to impress me. Jake is amazing
@captain_chocolate10 ай бұрын
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT NINJAGO IS?? WE MUST TEACH THIS MAN. but seriously you need to watch it it's amazing.
@magiccity_cars_official11 ай бұрын
Jake can never cuss he is so wholesome to the younger audience
@Tophatdud12309 ай бұрын
26:18 Blud Looking like a hobo doing a diy fortnite bush usable💀
@ShadyVR.11 ай бұрын
I can’t imaging Jake swearing 😂
@GrayscaleStudios711 ай бұрын
I can lol
@MatthewNguyen-or7po11 ай бұрын
Me too
@MatthewNguyen-or7po11 ай бұрын
I can
@nathanwilliams926411 ай бұрын
I can’t either. I don’t want to hear him curse either I like him better as a good guy
@pishkid10 ай бұрын
@@nathanwilliams9264 cussing doesnt make you a bad person??
@kaitheguy-zb8bq11 ай бұрын
5:11 we got a lizard
@CapzClan111 ай бұрын
Thank god he is family friendly. He makes my day. He hasn’t reacted to memes in 9 DAYS
@happylizard128510 ай бұрын
Jakerton: who is the other purple guy? Us: you just said his name
@JudahMCoC11 ай бұрын
Can we take a second to appreciate how Jake fills us with Crust every time he uploads. 😁💜
@Whatthevr_official11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@lennonhogrefe437311 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Boanine11 ай бұрын
When I'm done crusting, I make my famous crust casserole
@DamarkReal11 ай бұрын
@@Boanineyummy 😋
@AxoMocha11 ай бұрын
@@Boaninelol SAMEE I love to leave just some of the used toilet paper on top of it 😊❤
@Hypr1211 ай бұрын
5:01 its the "lets get outa here scoob!"
@THECHOSENONE19911 ай бұрын
Bro called scooby cliford 4:41 😂
@squishycrab633011 ай бұрын
I literally called the lunch lady over , said my stomach hurts and promptly barfed all over the table
@siggland11 ай бұрын
Lol
@ケイレブ11 ай бұрын
I know people say this a lot, but the episode especially, Jake just straight up doesn't have any knowledge, it's like there's a core area of his brain that's just gone, reduced to atoms. It's midnight boggling half the time.
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
Timestamps or it didn’t happen
@sniperelite288411 ай бұрын
@@Jakerton 8:42 not knowing what Batman says then immediately asking where mom is is criminal.
@funnyfish198210 ай бұрын
8:09 He actually said purple guy
@s0nda11 ай бұрын
You are the perfect meal time youtuber, but its really annoying when I spit out food all over my kitchen cuz im dying of laughter
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
My bad 😂
@Shock_ON11 ай бұрын
It’s true, sometimes I’ll be watching you at like midnight while everyone’s asleep and I’ll be trying my absolute hard to hold in the laughter that I had a brain aneurysm so bad that I’m actually not even alive rn 💀
@Logia_11 ай бұрын
3:41 best one by a mile, truly a memorable moment. Commenters, go wild. Unleash the platypus
@SirCitrus_VR10 ай бұрын
To clarify, with the I’m A Squirrel video they were on a skate ramp. He slid down the skate ramp which is why you can see him fall in a curve
@RetroMango11 ай бұрын
“Who’s the other purple guy” 💀
@s.las_10 ай бұрын
5:16 the cat kinda looks asian
@Jacobrymyers16611 ай бұрын
Hey Jake, I just wanted to say you brighten up every single one of my days and I'm very thankful when in the morning and watch your videos to get myself out of bed. I absolutely love your videos, you're my favorite youtuber. Thank you so much Jake, love you.
@user-wedontneedgravity11 ай бұрын
30:38 yes Jake I watch you during my lunch break and sometimes dinner. Never regretted it
@dillydilly675111 ай бұрын
22:54 Umm guys, is this Freddy Fazbear?
@LegendaryMaoMao2011 ай бұрын
30:40 oh yeah, I always binge watch you whenever and while I eat, because it's like watching TV but instead of anime and news, it's just memes, and I love it
@0hFiddlestick511 ай бұрын
We need a Beanz and Chowder showdown💀
@sammathews949910 ай бұрын
Clifford had me dead 💀
@TurtleWoopYT11 ай бұрын
Hello Jake! I was recently diagnosed with IBS, and its been a struggle. Your videos have been cheering me up, and making me feel that im not alone in my IBS struggles. I hope you have a great day!
@DomTwoFiveFour11 ай бұрын
Bro called the president "Mike Tyson"💀
@WalletWorrier11 ай бұрын
3:39 is so funny ngl
@nwymer_119 ай бұрын
Fr
@dav247010 ай бұрын
Jakerton knowing SCP lore is actually the best crossover for me
@Fartist77511 ай бұрын
4:09 this was all of us when jakerton revealed he didn’t know ninjago was, let’s be honest here.
@marianofernandez317810 ай бұрын
Bro Jake really needs a history class right now, he doesn't even know the most classic and known TV shows, games, references and anything. This frustrates me SO MUCH I can't even laugh with a good meme.
@MacedoniEdits11 ай бұрын
This man keeps on going NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP
@irrelEvant535211 ай бұрын
never gonna give you up?
@HXDRV10 ай бұрын
bro literally just spawned in, he is clueless about everything
@SapphireABCDEFG10 ай бұрын
0:37 siri on drugs
@fachrimahardika165610 ай бұрын
8:44 get jumped 9:03 get aftoned 10:28 get squirrel abbysed 10:51 get jokered 11:30 get crunchy catted 12:15 get sound barriered 13:00 get root beered 13:59 get mathed 14:15 get phone eated 15:02 get wizarded 15:20 get opinioned 17:42 get beared 18:16 get epilepticed 20:50 get short hamptered 21:43 get buff waltuhed 22:13 get howtobasiced 22:19 get stair catted
@piercegilbert11 ай бұрын
I am so sick right now. This is exactly what I needed. I hurt myself laughing because I can't breathe.
@TwinLitz210 ай бұрын
The one with the grandpa and him on face book is so relatable😅. I remember my mom friends mom got Facebook and she accidentally went live
@Himburger198210 ай бұрын
9:13 why this kinda scary at 3 in the morning
@chicken670211 ай бұрын
Bro said he understood fnaf lore he don't even know hwo purple guy is
@TheEpilougeAsylum11 ай бұрын
6:05 *P H Ø T Õ Š Ÿ Ñ T H Š Į Ś*
@ReubenGilmore-uc5th11 ай бұрын
Bro asked if he’s my meal time KZbinr while I’m eating dinner watching this🤣
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
I appreciate you 🤝
@chadderbug758711 ай бұрын
The scream after the 2nd TF2 meme was scarily spot on to Scout...
Guys, animal self defense class only a million per class. Every class is about 10 seconds
@macaronistealer11 ай бұрын
Is this day one of memethon? If so... MACARONI (Iykyk)
@shadowsedgexd10 ай бұрын
15:13 I legit got so invested in this clip that I forgor I was watching a vid .-.
@AceFlights11 ай бұрын
30:41 I legit saved my good snacks for this video
@YokeMiyu11 ай бұрын
12:20 hitting hard😂
@YokeMiyu11 ай бұрын
22:53 that bear has that drip
@YokeMiyu11 ай бұрын
33:24😩
@RandomBIRBY10 ай бұрын
A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
@UniversalIntro-ke4eg11 ай бұрын
24:40 also you are my meal time youtuber lol
@G__Brtz10 ай бұрын
4:22 he literally made the best scout scream I've ever seen
@morgsthegamer71213 ай бұрын
You have the honor of being my mealtime KZbinr. And yes. I spend half of the time eating with my family and half of the time watching you. Thanks Jake
@Gridus6 ай бұрын
Jake , you have an honor to be my meal time youtuber.
@XenMultivarinate10 ай бұрын
Bro that cat was trying to steal Jakes's last brain cell after watching TF2 memes.
@XxPeary10 ай бұрын
The fact that I got a fnaf movie ad right at 1:04
@Cr33py_Cr4wlerz6 ай бұрын
3:40 “A platypus?” “PERRY THE PLATYPUS!”
@reevesfamilycircus198411 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed since 2022, and EVERY time I watch a Jakerton video, I laugh, I don't know what it is, it maybe the memes and jakes great sense of humor. your videos are fire dude, keep up the great work 🔥🔥🔥
@Oogabooga50410 ай бұрын
nahhhhhhhh cap you would laugh in a day
@spacespeedstir10 ай бұрын
15:07 bro said Wingardium Leviosa 💀💀
@WilliamAG-c8u10 ай бұрын
6:38 LINKIN PARK! YES!
@AndrewSexton-x5j10 ай бұрын
12:33. Seems about right, but the third one in the “Awesome” category deserves “Masterpiece”.
@RuoffVR10 ай бұрын
Bro, said Clifford😂 4:47
@SuperFox3910 ай бұрын
Jakerton: “I want to know if I have the honors of being your meal time KZbinr.” Me: *slowly stops chewing sandwich* “how did he know?!”
@0ddbod11 ай бұрын
Geometry dash reference at 1:41
@maximovelizriquelme43566 ай бұрын
For real
@Niktendo.10 ай бұрын
I think jimmy here and jakerton should collab if they haven't already because I can already imagine how goofy the video would be 😅
@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper10 ай бұрын
2:09 OMG NO WAY THATS ME, I MADE IT INTO A VIDEO 😁😁😁 (I was ThatOneMemer2711)
@joshuaThe5th11 ай бұрын
I can confirm, I do watch Jake whilst eating
@Bannaman28011 ай бұрын
Jake, you always make me feel better when I’m down, thank you for being a youtuber
@AddiyG11 ай бұрын
The Wednesday nights too bro 💀
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
2 christmases yayyy 🫠
@AddiyG11 ай бұрын
@@Jakerton and extra presents cuz they feel bad 💀
@Levis-edits10 ай бұрын
7:42 was that the bite of 23
@XEdeamQ110 ай бұрын
Jakerton finally hitting grandpa mode, to the point he dont know modern games or popular games. And cartoon, etc. If hes bussy. Then he is infact a dad
@AgonusLastname11 ай бұрын
3:26 I’m shocked. You could say I’m shook. Shooketh is thine. (I’m way too tired to be commenting right now, prob gonna delete this if I don’t forget) Update: I forgot and I don’t care to delete it.
@Stomp_it_big10 ай бұрын
The one with the guy on the zip line is actually really funny because at the end he runs into the wall, but you paused it before the end
@FellikenToons11 ай бұрын
11:25 yes its Mike tyson fr
@willdunn642711 ай бұрын
I don't usually watch KZbin while eating, but when I do, I often watch your videos. 30:38
@TUCKREKRIK11 ай бұрын
Jakerton never disappoints.
@Badex_131311 ай бұрын
The j
@markmemphis8411 ай бұрын
Except always.... How was this a win in anyway?!
@jarelisgarcia793811 ай бұрын
Jakerton, i just got out of school and parents aren't home. U just made my quesadilla so much better. I salute u as an S teer mealtime egg head 🦲
@ThunDoom111611 ай бұрын
Jake I watch these memes every night at like somewhere between 7 and 8:00pm (west coast) while eating lucky charms cereal.
@AsphaltEighterA8YT10 ай бұрын
8:29 You don't know dr nefario????
@sloshychicken255010 ай бұрын
Fr
@madsyndromne8 ай бұрын
8:2 Dr. Nefario isn't following anyone. Autodesk_new
@razagaming178 ай бұрын
Dr. Nefario isn’t following anyone. Autodesk_new
@xylejohangoingco79577 ай бұрын
When you translate💀
@Junebuggly7 ай бұрын
You're my mealtime youtuber, except everytime I eat while watching you, I almost choke from laughter.
@disrespecc96787 ай бұрын
among us pfp guy
@Junebuggly7 ай бұрын
@disrespecc9678 Among us OC PFP autistic broken humor girl.
@Brak_szpanu11 ай бұрын
you know its a good day when Jakerton posts
@DirectoutdoorsTV11 ай бұрын
🎉
@darrenfrost552411 ай бұрын
0:03 I literally thought at first time what you said is "if I laugh I crust", and I just said to myself "he finally lost it dude, he's gone insane"
@Yapzoye5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Neon_Here0911 ай бұрын
18:40 Jake entered Ubercharge💀💀💀
@YourLocalSpoon7367 ай бұрын
4:42 Meme: *Shows Scooby Doo* Jake: CLIFFORD!
@WillTheTrain11 ай бұрын
The “Purple Guy” from for FNAF one is William, Later, his name was changed to William Afton. The new FNAF movie that recently came out William Afton is not “Purple Guy”, he is “Spring Bonnie“. Please respond (9:05)
@ImJustHangingOut10 ай бұрын
Blud is my meal time KZbinr and when I’m bored KZbinr. Mad respect
@snowyweb11 ай бұрын
I wanna ask why did you say at least you have a wife still are you and izzy good? 11:17
@Jakerton11 ай бұрын
Yes we are good! I meant that the tire could’ve blown up and people have been unalived from that so it’s really dangerous!
@sr.pina_031511 ай бұрын
Bro, I literally was downing a whole chicken and rice bowl when you said it. Yes. You are my fav meal time youtuber.
@oteebro25510 ай бұрын
Jake has the perfect scout scream
@Teaspoon62111 ай бұрын
I fr thought he was gonna say „If I laugh I let it crust“ 💀💀💀