MEMES THAT MAKE ME BUY A PORTAL GUN

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

As a girl I can confirm that's how I'd use a portal gun, instead of stealing stuff easily from any secure location to make millions upon millions.

[@RoccoSocko]

Agreed Memers like to stereotype women as prostitutes who are only good for pleasure But I think not they are wrong about that

[@denchik5798]

You could first become a multi-millionaire, and then celebrate your luck like this.

[@TheStealthyOne6]

women are portrayed so badly, in reality I know quite a few who would be great at hiding bodies

[@robot4268]

@@RoccoSocko r/wooosh

[@EccentricDrDino]

@@robot4268 true

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

My perception to the portal gun will never be the same again.

[@f.g.5967]

This was a triumph.

[@Thatguyfromsomewhere225]

Nah that thumbnail foul 💀

[@texasbeefburgergiver9260]

Truly foul, I can't even forget not even alzheimer can help this

[@daswarzenschwein]

Sans fangirl

[@Thatguyfromsomewhere225]

@@daswarzenschwein bro I don't even play undertale lmao

[@daswarzenschwein]

@@Thatguyfromsomewhere225 yet you still fangirl over sans

[@Thatguyfromsomewhere225]

@@daswarzenschwein bro I don't what makes you think that?

[@average_life_enjoyer1588]

I now want to purchase a portal gun

[@Abb0able]

Don't understand the joke in that one.

[@Chromatisch]

@@Abb0able Good.

[@randomcrap.]

To send water to Africa right… right

[@average_life_enjoyer1588]

@@randomcrap. of course, of course....

[@xnotable]

@@randomcrap. what else would it be for anyways...

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

8:20 I actually heard a good reason to leave furries alone. “If they’re rich enough to afford a $3000 or 10,000 fursuit, they’re rich enough (and *psychotic* enough) to mail you a pipe-bomb.” Understandable, have a good day.

[@evilmc.nuggets9983]

Good information, i wont listen id rather die than leave them alone.

[@thatoneguyoxox]

@@evilmc.nuggets9983 lmfao at least your deticated

[@markzuccerberg3433]

What’s life without a little challenge

[@redcardz64]

I could beat a pipe bomb in a fistfight

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

Trust me I am not rich enough for that

[@killerfish7673]

Guys wit a portal gun: im goana teleport bread

[@diorequiem4098]

Don't you dare.

[@killerfish7673]

Cry all you want son you can't un teleport bread

[@carp8716]

What have you done!? We have 𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 to live

[@Wh4tIfN0]

@@killerfish7673 But where, WHERE ARE YOU SENDING IT

[@killerfish7673]

To africa, we need to help them

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

As a girl, I would mostly use it to scratch that part of my back that I can never quite reach.

[@Scp_enjoyer173]

Meme : C*nt The AI: Is this a cucumber?

[@BritishGuyHuman]

2:28 ya'll talking about Badger's crew?

[@Anakinvoorhees]

I freaking refuse to believe that KZbin let you get away with that thumbnail but when someone calls out a copyright abusing ban evader they not only do nothing but then demonetize the good guy of the situation.

[@TeraChad23]

My old account got hacked and terminated completely because someone changed my username to the n word and Google didn't help me. Instead it deleted every single video I had uploaded.

[@TeraChad23]

Videos I had spent months making, as well.

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

Maybe having a portal gun wouldn’t be that bad of an idea

[@Nobody-vb1qo]

💀💀💀💀 not wrong tho

[@universeresetting7703]

username and pfp checks out

[@naviellara503]

Unless you know robbers use itmidk who else could

[@ACE234G5I6]

12:53 bro i just unlocked forbidden knowledge

[@ThePurpleAxolotl2002]

Tbh I’d use a portal gun to make absolute KILLER pranks, who with me, no masturbation, JUST TROLLS!

[@katlaw145]

I wish portal guns actually exist lol

[@Robotic_Coconut_MK_I]

Dude, don't you realize that ALL Quantum Tunneling Devices (AKA Portal Guns) have miniature black holes in them?

[@frostfamily5321]

I wonder if the one in Rick & Morty is like that.

[@GoblinAshe]

​@@Robotic_Coconut_MK_I that's because of the bad theory that blackholes are wormholes of the universe, wich isn't true

[@robertnett9793]

7:55 - dammit. that hit's so close to home. I am terrible self aware of dialoge-options or how my character in a game acts overall.

[@edmediciN7]

Me everytime I play Mass Effect or a visual novel

[@Lnewlf-je4gl]

Same 😮‍💨

[@stiffmeisterM87]

I just play the game twice and pick every other option

[@robertnett9793]

@@stiffmeisterM87 Noooo. That is the problem - I just don't feel good insulting likable NPCs or behaving like an asshole...

[@stiffmeisterM87]

@@robertnett9793 I don't either, just curious of what they'll do or say. That's why I do it on a different save. I just say it's an alternative universe.

[@Blochitect]

1:54 I used to have that mouse and it broke within 3 days 💀

[@tobyklein4060]

You cannot beat Halo before you ever melts your TV

[@oladodificil7178]

1:19 now that you've mentioned...maybe skeletons weren't supposed to burn in the daylight at some moment in the past?

[@Nitrecz]

Brain 1000

[@micahh9351]

1:19 1. lee harvey oswald. 2. yes, well they did before Babylon fell 3. respected workers mixed sand and water mud into a sort of concrete/cement, hardened it, cut it/hand carved it into blocks, then put them on top of wooden cylinders and rolled them up the sides and pushed them into position. the whole process for one block took about 3-5 days for the mud to cure and the sand brick to be carved, then they transported them. it took another 2-3 days to get the bricks to the top, which took 5 men to pull. then they pushed the block into position and started back down the ramp. 4. skeleton was under the tree, steve pushed it out from under the tree into the ravine

[@z6847]

neat, thanks for the explanation good sir.

[@Amipotsophspond]

shut up cia, in 16 years from your founding, you went from we promise never to operate on US soil to killing a president.

[@goofyahh911]

portal 3 coming out soon with realistic vr support

[@CrammyCram]

💀

[@nathanrandomized3593]

😏

[@WingsofAxolotl]

2:40 had me Rolling on the Floor Laughting

[@HeroOfTheUnknown]

*0:49** This meme explains God Of War 4 perfectly.*

[@supersonicspeedster8096]

4:12 i now need this more than anything

[@Goat_gamering]

1:55 Laptop users: not being here

[@pinci51]

Mind telling me where did you find that portal gun image? Its for research purposes only

[@murple0054]

As an Enby, you'll never know what I'd do with a portal gun 👀

[@styxrivergale]

as a demiboy, you'd also never know what i'd do with a portal gun 👀

[@Hansolyopeeps]

Shaggy will use 100% of his power to return as a meme on this channel in 2049

[@decepticonsoundwave297]

Bold of you to assume any of us will still be alive in 2049

[@Hansolyopeeps]

@@decepticonsoundwave297 Are you saying that shaggy wont survive armageddon with John Wick and Chuck Norris?

[@Kate_Hanami]

guys with portal gun: let me have it, I'm saving the world -girls- every person in the world:

[@werwer_yt]

5:14 IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFFERENCE???!!!!!

[@tw0401]

1:07 so Dobby is not just free he is also a happy elf

[@willyreeves319]

9:50 not all heroes wear capes

[@vascodundev4519]

0:44: what happened here?

[@Dectev_1]

Me with a portal gun: * take back my phone that break because i just accidently drop it at my stairs *

[@seanjordan2147]

9:18 2022 Pixar: “What if Women had feelings?” 2023 Pixar: “What if nature had feelings?” 2024 Pixar: “What if FEELINGS had feelings, AGAIN?”

[@alexpaul9085]

4:13 dibs on the earth pods

[@agustinevil6]

8:23 Never complained, Always used one without hesitation.

[@spirtheperson]

19:16 most of the time when i play a game for the first time i make it as easy as possible so that way i can just enjoy a power fantasy.

[@lilliepierce7844]

I'm pretty sure nasa wants the gun

[@cheese_productions]

The portal gun-

[@RonaldDump_real]

0:32 That looks like Andrew tate when he saw the police at his door 💀

[@Quick15]

2:27 had me rolling on the floor

[@crestfallenwarrior5719]

Ive stared at this Thumbnail in utter disbelief for 10 minutes. Guess Women are the chads now.

[@TheRealKingDedede]

4:33 Aw hell nah, bro censored the word black

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

You know you have made a friend in Oz when they see you, smile and say "Howyagoincunt?"

[@NotFanti]

He doesn’t make the meme there are sent to him

[@texasranger9599]

8:20 Is that what they call a "Juggalo"?

[@RabdoInternetGuy]

2:01 Chess:"Checkmate."

[@Clone-mania]

0:28 WOOO GOOO ARIZONA TEA! GOOOOOO, LET US IN TUCSON LIVE!

[@elpepe8523]

15:02 *Flashbacks of the 12/21 disaster*

[@TheStealthyOne6]

but moooom i want elections with more than two partieees!!!

[@levivaade]

0:44 I don't get it

[@justquackduck7481]

as a man myself it is guranteed that I will do the most stupid shit with a portal gun like trick my brother into thinking he's being haunted by a ghost when I'm the one poking him from behind

[@malakalax]

$uicidiePod is hell pod Tiedpod = waterpod Airpod Suicidepod = firepod ??? = earthpod

[@maestrulgamer9695]

0:09-WTH is that girl doing??

[@TheStealthyOne6]

3:55 e l e m e n t a l p o d s e t

[@jeffreyseeman5642]

for the skeleton not burning he is wearing a skeleton scull which you can place on their head using a dispenser

[@Srt_resium]

0:09 ay yo But why not with the gang

[@gagekent4920]

9:00 that's a HARD joke to make

[@Martha-w7w9b]

They say if you want to do something good do it yourself

[@diploraptordm5725]

0:18 me lol

[@Metha_59]

I can assure you, both boys and girls would use the portal gun for the same reason

[@ThePurpleAxolotl2002]

Says the person with a profile of a pornography series, the definition of being BIAS AS FUCK

[@TeraChad23]

Hmm yes as a dude I can confirm I want to eat myself

[@leotsering]

dam 5:50 tom be getting fun BUT HOW AND WHY IS THAT PICTURE SO SUBJECTIVE

[@ClutchUp44YT]

0:08 this is supposed to be reversed

[@rektnoob101]

If I had a portal gun I would make infinite energy using a magnet

[@ghosty5478]

i saw that thumbnail and immediately knew the comments would be full of degenerates

[@Keatonc]

13:02 1m checking that it worcs

[@Nockgun]

my portal gun is just stealing the usmc weaponry

[@Tickletipson829]

The thumbnail crazy 💀

[@allenharper2928]

Wait, is that Cardi B meme real?

[@NievesTheWitch]

17:32 Trust me I remember I still ticked about it

[@xenderbender]

Finaly someone who puts the thumbnail meme first in the video.

[@dangductran2926]

God of war when demon of peace burst in.

[@lukeario797]

The skeleton isn't burning because... uhhhh...

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

Yeah... somewhat confused here🤔

[@TeraChad23]

I know this defies MineCraft logic but.. skeletons have no flesh and can not burn.

[@каменкоев-и8н]

2:27 Hold up Tbh Im glad my dad spend most of his time working instead of gaming, at least at this way I wont be like the son from this meme

[@ajaadland7853]

I came here for the thumbnail now I begone

[@Kerrigan-QOB]

Me selling portal technology for unlimited money to build aperture science to turn into robot

[@mridiot57]

I can confirm that Arizona Tea is usually 99¢

[@entrophany]

Are these from 2019 ?

[@dr.touchdown2850]

Sause for first one

[@arthurdolraefel]

The Arizona tea isn't ¢99 over here anymore 😭

[@No-san]

4:31 Why did you censored black?!!!?

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

19:52 Accused censored?? I am unsure of what you can say anym#@e🤷🏼‍♀️

[@NotFanti]

He doesn’t make the memes they are sent to him

[@SpaceshipX74]

8:23 Y e s .

[@Lemons-eater]

2:00 not truly true because without king queen cant do anything

[@Luna-0233]

my only question is why is gay censored? Like, sure, some people use the word as an insult. But it's not a swear word?

[@AskD.Question6934]

Friend from 2nd meme was a true CHAD🫡

[@bkCheezburgor]

No.

[@emmacheese6107]

12:43 whens the next raid or this from 2019?

[@isaacnewtoon-bm6vo]

i learned smth new abt percentages

[@ryanmcgrath8857]

Why was accused censored 19:56

[@cursedrax5439]

I would have went mad if I'm honest because portals are infinite power

[@uchiatachi]

me using a portal gun: **tp to place where they invis potions** i think you know where this is going

[@Waliwigiwaa]

I’m using that come back if my ugly ass ever gets a wife. And no don’t fat shame the dog he adorable

[@Nobody-vb1qo]

That first one I think may be the other way around 💀💀💀💀

[@yasininn76]

You can do that without a portal gun

[@Nobody-vb1qo]

@@yasininn76 I know. Im just saying that a portal gun would make it hella easier

[@personhuman1813]

gays on their way to buy a portal gun:

[@арсенийменьшов-ь2е]

1:53 PC users: *Fans of the Inca Empire*

[@Amipotsophspond]

these were mostly left memes and you know the meme.

[@warpath6941]

wait so i can go back home in an instant with that "gun"?

[@Jakthecanadianidiot]

7:05 l.a smart noire

[@Eltar_]

1:13 the first one is american or netflix adaptation, orginal would be if h!īlər survived or escaped

[@Phantom11288]

11:11 ah yes reminds me of portal 2 loading screens

[@aaron.s1531]

Why is everything censored, i dont get it

[@HafJaf]

I swear that said Portugal when I read it

[@каменкоев-и8н]

2:00 Sometimes I feel like people forgot chess exists seriosly this is an amasing game and it's requers an actual skill in orther to play it good, not just hop in the game and win as now a days games do the skill in question: thinking