Meming in Ranked Duels

[@androski5247]

"Smurfing in low ranks." Low Ranks = Diamond

[@josheastway5832]

LowerSpider4725 PR ik I’m gold 2 xD

[@moddedtom5808]

@@Brodc its because the ranking system sucks rn. also, you cant say that the skill ceiling is low because you suck

[@moddedtom5808]

@@Brodc all of it. I have even seen when you were born.

[@supremespanker]

@@Brodc That doesn't make sense, Giru can smurf high ranked players while having 100 percent win rate, it means skill ceiling is really high. Giru's true elo ranking must be like 3000.

[@ChaosReyes]

@@supremespanker Exactly dunno what that guy is talking about at all. Doubt he does too.

[@borisshnitkov7600]

As a Russian player, i can confirm that the play style is 100% accurate.

[@regularglobsone9237]

Борис Марденский same

[@ЕвгенийКатанаев-м8щ]

Что за Русофобия. Всё зависит от игрока, а не от его нации. Везде есть "уроды".

[@danysavin812]

13:55 тайминг заебись

[@okoroccns5710]

@@ЕвгенийКатанаев-м8щ это не русофобия это шутки на стереотипах а ну и русофобии не существует

[@Craftman007]

Извиняйся

[@Morlev44]

Viruslose: is respectful, doesn't rage, says gg at the end Giru: laughs his ass off ok.

[@Trunch1312]

content

[@gubungodupenhageniii1195]

The clip is probably the easiest explanation for why I dont like this ngl.

[@USDFIEND]

mad

[@sergeantrainstorm1269]

Because he was playing like a bot and still won obviously

[@goodbanter4427]

He's probably laughing because he pretended to be a noob and the guy fell for it

[@ДанилШалимов-п6е]

13:54 what a perfect sync

[@OSRSstiffy]

so true!

[@achilles7498]

I was never hurt more than when he said “I pretend to be a noob” and then proceeds to play like me

[@Rick_Sanchez_G420]

Are you playing any better 1 year on?

[@achilles7498]

ur mom yes actually much better :D

[@Rick_Sanchez_G420]

@@achilles7498 atta boii!

[@achilles7498]

ur mom im a level 200 now :DDDD

[@kal5765]

Smurfs really ruin the fun and the point of ranked tbh

[@haweewee282]

he isn't really smurfing, hes just dressing up as a lvl 1

[@jasperbaykal8100]

@@haweewee282 thats pretty much smurfing lol

[@alexjff3018]

@@haweewee282 yeah, im not sure how this game works, but that sounds like smurfing? or is he still high ranked just dressed as a noob?

[@haweewee282]

Alexjff301 high ranked but dressed like a noob, but when he actually smurfs he let's them win

[@alexjff3018]

@@haweewee282 yeah i saw that in the description so he isnt ruining anything

[@gravygames5945]

'This is really sad man' he said, whilst smurfing.

[@Trunch1312]

Worse part of the vid ruined a couple of people's ranks

[@TheLunarMan]

@@Trunch1312 who cares ranked is garbage anyway

[@TheLunarMan]

@@Trunch1312 also this was over a year ago, so they probably got their ranks back by now

[@USDFIEND]

he was 'smurfing' in ranks you will never reach lol

[@Cumin69]

It's actually sad on the other parties' part that they can't accept that someone is better and that's why they fail to move up in rank. Mental blocks are a bitch if you cant realize you are in one and only see it as someone else's fault.

[@McDiezel079]

4:10 two Japanese businessmen compete for the most polite

[@Veloziraptor111]

2:09 it always seems weird to me when in these high-level Mordhau player videos, the kick seems to connect beyond complete facehugging range. It feels like whenever I attempt a kick on an opponent who isn't literally breathing in my face, the kick will just whiff and then I get hit. Sometimes it even looks as though the foot goes through the opponent without registering as a hit. Do I just have dwarf legs or what?

[@anas-zakariaaltundag9067]

FOV maybe ?

[@assgoblin3981]

Kicks aren’t really about range but more about momentum as in how fast someone’s is moving towards or away from you, if you start your kick windup and your opponent doesn’t back off but instead walks closer as he did in that fight, they’re gonna get kicked even outside facehug range. As such kicks are more of a mindgame play than u might think. Not that that matters you’ve prob quit playing months ago x)

[@daanstrik4293]

@@assgoblin3981 you gave solid advice, why did you have to be a dick in the end ;(

[@assgoblin3981]

Daan Strik not being a dick wtf just sayin games dead af and newer players usually don’t stick around

[@TSE_WOODY]

Link the spotify playlist or ill give stouty his hair back

[@Jordiw00t]

In order of clips: Sash! - Ecuador Captain Hollywood Project - More and More Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer Bombfunk MC's - Freestyler Faithless - God Is a DJ Tiësto - Elements of Life ATB - Don't Stop Robert Miles - Fable (Dream Version I think) Mark Norman - Colour My Eyes ft. Celine Fonzerelli - Moonlight Party Jaws Theme Leama And Moor - Everything Matters (Matthew Dekay Mix) Jes - People Will Go Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue Basic Perspective - Small Step On The Other Side (Not by Tiësto like the KZbin vid suggests, it's from his collective album, just like the Leama And Moor track) The Russian song: Грибы - Копы Second Russian song: Грибы - Велик Hard Bass song: Hard Bass School - Narkotik Kal Second Hard Bass song: XS Project - Lincoln Third Hard Bass song: Kolbaser Project - Barbie Girl Fourth Hard Bass song: Apartje - Cheeki Breeki Hard Bass Anthem (Can also be found through DJ Stalin - Lada 500)

[@swn2002]

woody it’s Faithless - Insomnia

[@TSE_WOODY]

@@swn2002 i know the song thats why im asking for the playlist its in, got some bangers in there

[@LokeyWindrunner]

my man

[@pupper8423]

yo mate i know this is 2 months late but he has 2 playlist this is one of them - open.spotify.com/playlist/2c5r3CJ17zeQ0r5Q8LZTNm?si=0QrxADiZTwCcBl3V5b8fcA and this is the other - open.spotify.com/playlist/5Grl9r8NJ2BVz5VV44Vf5D?si=A9vTgFtORAOqbO56ay_1tA hope this helps

[@loinky5600]

now i need a synced montage to this song after seeing that 13:55

[@cheekibreeki6321]

It’s a Grebz song look em up they’re brilliant

[@anikord3242]

@dumbo faggits its a russian song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWmkeneslsaCjK8

[@anikord3242]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWmkeneslsaCjK8

[@radsterwarrior7153]

“The spoon will decide your fate.” “I *am* the spoon.”

[@jacobandersen2007]

omg, i just realise that i have been a victim for giru´s pretenting to be a noob strats… everything wnt fine until the round where i was in a 4-0 lead… then absolutely got rekt :D

[@angryfish8394]

When you pulled out the spoonman i lost it...

[@jyamez9069]

Angry Fish I instantly thought of soundgarden

[@2rad4rio]

13:55 That was perfectly synced

[@EsonIndustries]

I laughed so hard at your impression of a russian playing mordhau with the shaking and heavy breathing.. tears.

[@Jordiw00t]

For anyone wanting the tracks from this video: In order of clips: Sash! - Ecuador Captain Hollywood Project - More and More Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer Bombfunk MC's - Freestyler Faithless - God Is a DJ Tiësto - Elements of Life ATB - Don't Stop Robert Miles - Fable (Dream Version I think) Mark Norman - Colour My Eyes ft. Celine Fonzerelli - Moonlight Party Jaws Theme Leama And Moor - Everything Matters (Matthew Dekay Mix) Jes - People Will Go Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue Basic Perspective - Small Step On The Other Side (Not by Tiësto like the KZbin vid suggests, it's from his collective album, just like the Leama And Moor track) The Russian song: Грибы - Копы Second Russian song: Грибы - Велик Hard Bass song: Hard Bass School - Narkotik Kal Second Hard Bass song: XS Project - Lincoln Third Hard Bass song: Kolbaser Project - Barbie Girl Fourth Hard Bass song: Apartje - Cheeki Breeki Hard Bass Anthem (Can also be found through DJ Stalin - Lada 500)

[@swn2002]

Monarch it’s Faithless - Insomnia

[@theknifesong]

king

[@loginnathaneugh9412]

"Went from unranked to elite in 4 hours" *I've seen this raw power once before*

[@clalam5241]

You have just witnessed it

[@abradford9424]

I love how much genuine joy he gets from trolling people

[@sokal03]

Good he's dead now

[@pizzakid4206]

I doubt I’d enjoy playing against GIRU. Good content but man, it looks crushing.

[@1007-m3m]

13:56 crunched his head to the beat lmao

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

INDEED

[@prawngravy18]

I love how this was almost 2 years ago and they still havn't fixed the fighting animations haha

[@fornax985]

12:54 I, as a Russian, can confirm, that every Russian including me plays exactly like that.

[@meggiesfungus1098]

13:55 this is so perfectly sinked with the music. Flawless

[@Piniskok]

It's already 4 years...

[@xmanmcgee3470]

Smurfing is probably the lowest form of scumbaggery. "How am i gonna have fun on this game today? I know, ill go ruin the game for people of lower ranks than me, make them not wanna play ever again, and shorten the lifespan of this game. Yea, suh a great idea"

[@sfusi0]

...you do know there high ranks right? he’s smurfing diamonds and shit lmao

[@salted2096]

looks like someone faced giru in high ranks today.

[@JunebugGaming]

Yeah, Giru and people like him are why the game died. That and certain weapons are just unfun to fight.

[@salted2096]

@@JunebugGaming because they actively streamed the game in front of hundreds or maybe thousands and showing them how fun the game can be if you put in the effort ?

[@JunebugGaming]

@@salted2096 no, because the people playing against him had the Anti Fun, and haven't played the game in 2 months probably. Also yknow, the game is dead atm.

[@pennypenny700]

you're like a dark souls boss, you'll think you're wining but he's just playing with you mentally

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

That's how you want to play.

[@Murrel.]

Fun fact: The highest grossing video game of all time is World of Warcraft. It has generated more than $10 billion dollars since it was launched.

[@jigachad-tz9nw]

that german guy was actually tilted tho.

[@tmsno5562]

When he said "an impressive move " I died😂😂

[@mradriiiian]

teacher: How do sound the russian? Giru: 12:52

[@Garpii]

So... I'm russian and I wanna say that it's the most accurate representation of russians playing videogames. 14:56 - 15:17 10 "ты пахнешь большим какашком" из 10

[@earlredclaw1715]

Fuck you

[@Garpii]

​@@earlredclaw1715 No fuck u leather man

[@start_the_fire]

@@earlredclaw1715 ноу фак ю

[@keankolodziejski1605]

Stupid commies

[@chaoticcar6231]

@@keankolodziejski1605 I feel the antivax of this one

[@rreturn]

13:55 that beat drop perfectly dropped when you killed him.

[@jacobwright4653]

If I was trolled and memed on by a man listening to Slavic hardbass, I wouldn’t be mad

[@fc-xw9qr]

"the spoon will deside your fate" "I am the spoon" "not yet" "it's treason then"

[@JustVannix]

my mate said "have you seen giru, hes nuts" like 2 days ago and i happened to get recommended your videos, so glad i did good stuff man its fucken hilarious, much love from Aus xx

[@storm1995]

15:13 perfect music sync

[@DschungelKatze]

I like how your playlist changed from eurodance to hard bass that quick

[@urDAsellsAVON99]

17:08 made me cry with laughter

[@user-qk1xt3yb7i]

This is like that one video where the dad is demonstrating fighting techniques but his son still beans him in all of them.

[@obamaprism1277]

3:35 as a german i have to apologize for his behavior

[@cooperoos]

It's kinda well deserved

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

No you do not.

[@mustbehiggy]

These songs take me right back to the old days lol. This is the kinda crap I listened to when I was 14/15 back in 2000

[@ЮраПриходько-ъ7й]

Русский ещё стоит подучить, но по крайней мере хардбасить ты уже умеешь ХD

[@BaronDefier1994]

Я работа над моя Русский, это корошо до сих пор.

[@YegaSRT]

lawkee awjke ajeawlej aaw awkjekw j l awlawlewlaj w

[@lionjonson]

как по мне збс, посмеялся норм. the last person was russian

[@AlphariusLoyal]

+ в чат

[@AlphariusLoyal]

Чики брики меня убилиXD

[@MarreLirre]

Love the music Giru, very nostalgic!

[@adam7802]

this was just too funny watching on twitch

[@B.OKwithShay]

I just want to say I appreciate the bangers of electro front to back

[@neen4456]

how will the armet plumes ever recover from such a devastating blow?

[@thebuilder3700]

Smurfs are the cancer of every game

[@escapegoat1344]

I can't believe people like this have the audacity to call other people toxic.

[@bro26mohw]

He’s literally playing in diamond

[@DIDGCARNAGE]

I’m so happy I accidentally stumbled onto your videos, bloody brilliant stuff.

[@flowmastaflam]

10:15 this sequence is ridiculous.

[@normanshaw2541]

Nice pfp! I've been using it for years. I always get compliments about Castle Crashers

[@GerflinGrunglesnop]

13:50 the way the music syncs up

[@YegaSRT]

Mate you are playing ALL the tunes!! Songs from my teen years :D

[@norXmal]

Damn, haven't heard Snap since early 2000's.

[@calamorta]

The random songs just make this even better

[@catedoge3206]

giru is playing with his food rude AAXXXAAXAXAXA

[@metralletor]

Pov: you dont see the sun light

[@iggykoopa4537]

When will we have “mallet man” take the stand?

[@lartinmuther183]

Damn the tunes man, you even got Faithless in there :D

[@mrcombine7983]

13:55 my god was that clean

[@StealthElectronVIP]

The spoon will decide your fate.

[@moony5308]

oh no ! its ezio ahdiotre form ASSASSins crehd

[@BloodyCrow__]

"give me a fight why you do this" He is, You're just losing

[@jadenabraham3512]

That beat drop with the head was perfect

[@bonelessman56]

Extremely aggressive "Russian" man kills many "skilled elite knights" with sharp and blunt objects alike while wearing several trashcans of different sizes as armour, 1569 colourized.

[@anotherraingr]

[@Pughhead]

That first clip is the definition of getting inside somone's head lmao

[@yungdomino4718]

I'm plat 2 and its ridiculous how bad some of these players are in diamond, wtf lmao

[@joeblack363]

Then why aren't you ranked higher than them?

[@yungdomino4718]

@@joeblack363 since I made this comment I got to diamond lul

[@joeblack363]

@@yungdomino4718 about time

[@Martial_Autist]

@@joeblack363 Probably because the bad players also get matched with each other, leading to some going up up up. x'D

[@motoistic5954]

I remember a while ago you were still able to stab super fast with an axe, people would get so mad over just slowly spamming them to death and there was almost nothing they could do about it.

[@greenseagull9611]

Oh yeah sure look at the armor instead of the playstyle. That'll help determine his experience for sure my dude.

[@unluckycatfish6866]

The amount of mindgames one can pull from not touching their wasd is insane

[@siktirolum7075]

For all German's here we Know What he said to you 3:36

[@Kill3r360]

me: comes on youtube and write "funny smurfing video" me: click on this one me at the end: good choice

[@councilofcertifiedshieldfi8946]

4:04 thats me yo! glad to be famous now - finally some well deserved credit.

[@claudealpha2090]

Never laughed so much to a Mordhau video.

[@plantenthusiast3052]

I don't understand people that get mad when they are pitted against someone good. How are you supposed to get better if you don't fight people that are good? Who the cares if you lose rank, you gain fighting experience (it's a vidya gaem).

[@norXmal]

They get mad because he is in a way higher league than them but also is toying with them and people generally hate smurfs who shows how shit they really are, but I agree to your points fully, you'll learn nothing or learn the wrong things by fighting people who are as shit as you are. but if you want practice, it is way better to be in a voice chat and actually practice together. Was at least very helpful to me in M&B:W.

[@vincentdolente7053]

@@norXmal Your ignorance is painful ....

[@followingtheroe1952]

I love how his spaztic mouse movements make the other people think he must have some poorly coded bot. Reminds me of Counter-Strike when skids would come in with the most obnoxious aimbots fucking spinning head to tail getting every theoritcally possible shot.

[@saaaw9427]

НАРКОТИК НЕ КЛАСС! Я ЕДУ НА ХАРДБАСС!

[@attrition71]

That russian spaz segment was great

[@SRF.]

"More often than not i will just win 4 rounds then leave the game so the opponent gets the free win" so thats just a blatant lie lmfao

[@spanishcastlesinspace2899]

those first guys looked like they were trying way too hard but didn't realize some key aspects of fighting like always looking at the opponent.

[@MrLifefordie]

неужели нормальной русской музыки не нашлось, парашу какую то включил

[@Konata228]

Стереотипная русская музыка же, мы у них с хардбассом ассоциируемся изза вирусных видосов на ютюбе

[@herrdrizzt9547]

Под что играть в такие игры? Под Метель?

[@reagandsed3052]

@@herrdrizzt9547 под Арию

[@jamesthomas6984]

Smurfing should be a bannable twitch offense. It perpetuates real world trading for boosting accounts and is ultimately bad for all games.

[@xvl_nasty2153]

this dude deserves more subs

[@escaramra1093]

"I was gonna plug myself" out of context

[@gary8836]

13:54 anyone else notice the music was perfect for the headshot KO?

[@wkuj]

i dont even know what this game is or who this dude is but im still bingeing all of it

[@rsn8105]

ah yes, a giru upload.

[@oklol8066]

First guy: *hits drag* Giru: "ooh hes insane" Shouldn't be as funny as it is lmaao

[@Izumiuo]

I mean I can see why they got toxic towards you. Because you're a really good player in Mordhau, but you'te technically being toxic since you are smurfing.

[@MegaMapper]

basically he ruins ranked for everybody.

[@wulfward1268]

He is toxic because he is playing the game with all the mechanics aviable?!

[@hunterhallengren6509]

This would be less funny if I hadn't seen giru win 1v5s at professional tournament levels. With a pan

[@silentghoust]

All ranking done is glorify toxic playing in this game, I get that the devs want to cadre a lot to the vets. But this is clearly a example of a product people demand but don't need.

[@Marienie0]

Does it really hurt anything to have it though?

[@aristotelsb8874]

As a russian i laughed so much at this vid dude. Good job

[@grodbort]

Doesn't matter how good you are, if you're smurfing for content you automatically lose my respect. At the very least you gifted some wins and killed other smurfs, so there's still a sliver left.

[@edgarovsepian5988]

Grodbert have you ever been high elo in some games? Sometimes for example queue times take forever and getting in matches is not entertaining after a long wait.

[@hoo_9513]

I'm sure giru is devastated he lost the respect of some irrelevant person on the internet, truly unfortunate.

[@captainbean3114]

Grodbert agreed

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

This is like a masterclass in acting.

[@jonathanallard2128]

Smurfing is disrespectful to new players. Shame on you.

[@CorvidEmmet]

How to play mordhau from the eyes of someone who has never played the game; Shake violently to throw off your opponent and beat the shit out of them with spoons and pans.

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

+30 points for listening to Bomfunk MC's bro.

[@jhonnyrecko6894]

The background playlist is fantastic