Memorable Monologue: Small Talk

Back in Season 8, Ellen had a big talk with her audience about small talk. Check it out!

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My favorite section of Ellen talk show. The monologue

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Me too =))

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This is how I spend my Saturday, staying up all night and into the morning watching Ellen monologues on YT

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LOL Queen of England! I didn't see that one coming! Luckily I didn't make a comment before Ellen said the person whom she spoke to was the Queen.

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She makes me so happy 😊

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Imagine how Portia feels, then!

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"where are the green ones" =D

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"Where are the green ones?" My goodness, Ellen, you are so funny.

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Could you please help me explain what does this sentence mean here? and also the "sister-wife"? I'm an English learner. It's difficult for me to understand these two. Thank you very much.

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Miss Universe! She's beauty, she's grace, she came from outer space!

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ellen's monologues are so hilarious and so true

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A British fan who loves the Queen! She's so cute and awesome 😝😄

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love ellen

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She is simply awesome.

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Just love her shows... Amazing

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Love Ellen.

[@azuralsplace]

You know she did a comedy special "Here and Now" and it's on KZbin. Where small talk was the beginning topic. Well, she says "If I can help, this is what I always do say something about Gloria Estafan. Wait, what does that have to do with copper plumbing. She's strong, sturdy, reliable, look how she come back after bus accident. LOL

[@artikagunathasan4040]

The best bit was when God brought up Gloria Estefan's hair while in conversation with Ellen... Actually, the topic wasn't small talk, it was if you drift off while someone is talking to you and you have to say something to not make it known that you drifted off.

[@azuralsplace]

I know it was about not paying attention. I just meant the how to Gloria E. LOL.

[@bradleyelsken1886]

It was actually The Beginning, not Here And Now. Otherwise ITA

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Queen of England is BOOOORIIING ! oh ellen how i love you !

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I wanna meet Ellen so bad. I love her so much she make my day every time she dance and look at people straight

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I love you Ellen!!!!!

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[@misslaKrausi]

Why are there no new episodes? Summer break? ...? :/ Or did I missed something?

[@NaomiHills]

I think the Queen of England is so rich, she doesn't worry about the long pauses.

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I love you Ellen

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Is season 11 over so they upload the memorable thing like last time they did?

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She gets me

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So fun :D love from France x

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Good one about #OliveGargen The Ellen Show

[@akirareid2098]

It's 2011?

[@sophiebrstrmnn2429]

it's because it's a "memorable monologue" so it probably aired in 2011 she just re-uploaded it :)

[@polin678]

Am terrible at small talk,its so awkward!!

[@alyssacabahug3766]

Hi Ellen I just graduated on June 5th for elementary school

[@dernovayainna]

I'm inspired by people who can set the scene for small talk on a whim

[@CaptainMellow]

Ellen pls invite pewdiepie

[@ArnoldWMok]

Another funny phenomenon is that many of us are so glued to the smartphone - all comes along with "small talk" everywhere, in all the OS's and the variety of apps that does messaging. So, why do we still do this nonsense when we see people in person?!? Maybe extend a warmer welcoming of "true talk" with "genuine people" instead.

[@sukekiyo6]

oh naw you didn't talk about tha Queen lik dat!?!?

[@MrEnragedWrecker]

People who keep on saying "2011??" This is a memorable monologue she did back in season 8! You bunch of not-so-smart people.

[@henrytawse]

queen of Britain

[@tattianaledon982]

Ellen can i be on your show maybe Thursday

[@clhy0322]

so ellen said in her "people talk too much" monologue that she doesn't like talking; now shes saying she loves talking LOL

[@huyked]

So..... how's the weather?

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Weathery

[@filzadirectioner]

For those who thinks shes offending the queen its just a joke !

[@VeRoHdezM]

But saying the true is not offending is it?? The queen is boring.. What is offending about that.. She is.. Isn't she?? Lol

[@mariuswong4079]

'Where's the green one!'

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where is new episode?

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i think this season of Ellen Show has ended that's why they are uploading memorable moment video clips.

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thanx

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Kurd Anime Season 12 will begin after summer.

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***** go fuck yourself

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You know evie clair she is my sister

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i don't have the guts to talk to a Queen. I don't even talk to my boss coz it's awkward. XD ellen is the best ;)

[@zeyma1998]

Good to know you can cut through Cherokee 😂

[@NoahOfTheArc]

Why do we have to make so much small talk anyway?

[@eleanor1863]

Why do they always cut out the dancing?! :D

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hi

[@tamv4591]

omg..had that happen to me..it was awkward...

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thank you very much for being here i appriciate you coming today and i you know as you know Iam not just talk show host also i'm cover girl. and fall over talk show host and cover girl's job is a I have to a lot of in advance and I have talk a lot . and usually I love talking , i love taking an people and you know last week I was an event I saw the woman cross the room and you didn't know each other but call each other dijai? and we new of each other because we busy and she started has told me and I am thinking of small talk. cause happen we don't know somebody she works over and I you know hihi nice to meet you nice to meet you she said nice to meet you how are you ? good good you how are you good? good how's work? great work is great you busy? busy yes good of busy we happied be busy you know this is nice, isn't it? it is nice this is pretty way of decorate that sure is cold yeah outside or here? yes out . cold everythere. so cold. everythere winter. and you know possess between we longer I am not gonna draw out for you she was completed recomportable possess just complete there silent as up to me keep the conversation going because I'm talk show host of my job to keep make in a small talk and so run out of things you do did you hear get a traffic here ? yeah I did crazing traffic. I didn't have a traffic oh you didn't? did you take the sunset? no I'm cart to the cherokee I know you cart cherokee 2:09

[@umihanifah4018]

Thank you

[@wenilynortiz7730]

hi what is the second commercial she said?

[@gmkilljoy5712]

2011 ???! She said that

[@daphnechen6628]

It's a memorable monologue so it was televised in 2011 but re-uploaded

[@julianneheindorf5757]

Actually, the Queen of England is rumoured to have a great sense of humour and to be quite funny in private company.

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Ellen sogenerous :)

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es sierto

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Ellen Is Sooooo Funny :D

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LOOOOOL

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I am English

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so I was like suppose to do homework....

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67th comment!!! lol!!! i need an Oscars!!!

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Was it ok to joke about the Queen ?

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Social anxiety triggered haha.

[@dieunbekannte1122]

You could also talk about Gloria Estefan, couldn't you? WHERE ARE THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF ELLEN? :D

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I hate small talks!!!!!!!!

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75 people ran out of topics for small talk

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0:19

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If in Britain we where to dis the queen and get highly recognized for it we could go to prison... Because its the queen!!!

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Lol

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ellen is HILARIOUS!!! xDDDD

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yo

[@alegna_ennazus]

if there's one thing I dread the most its small talks. :/ #Awkward

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There were so many rumours that Cover Girl dropped Ellen.. thank goodness this is false.

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cotton ehhh nooo... i don't like it... loll i love her expressions

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[@imadreamer.egghead6618]

run out of topics? break into dance, thats not awkward at all lol

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10th comment👌👌

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hahhahahahha

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She's not cover girl any more

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9th comment

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i really really CARE about the fact that your comment is the ninth

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Ryan Phill you're awesome :P

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it's annoying

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Congratulations but sorry it's not worth a medal

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5th

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i really really CARE about the fact that your comment is the fifth

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i Know, thats why i postet it. no srsly i just wantetd to be mainstream too ;(

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I don't believe you.

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miyaissleepdeprieved Admit it, you were seventh.

[@evgeny-emelyanov]

Why do Americans need the small talk to make the conversations? You may just ask anything you need to know. Or say everything you really need to say. Without a small talk.

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First viewer

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We call russians, who occupied Crimea and Donbas, "the green ones" :))))))

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That was mean Ellen

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Why was it Mean ? Do you Have a sense of Humour?

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First

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Im the first?

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I would say akward talk for that small talk

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I hate small talk

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Queen Elizabeth II is not boring she is amazing.