The girl: "Grown men, why do you still play video games?" The guy: "same reason you wear make-up; it's a nice little escape from reality." This shit goes hard, I'm adding this to the book. 😂😂😂😂
@KisameHoshigake-oh1gpАй бұрын
you sound like a girl..(...)
@RizzyabdulАй бұрын
wish i knew a store im not banned from so i can get one 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ddoggdiggity420Ай бұрын
As them why they care what you do
@duckyplayer101Ай бұрын
@Rizzyabdulwhat did bro do to get banned from a store? 😭
@ddoggdiggity420Ай бұрын
@@duckyplayer101 multiple shoplifting and or being a nuisance in or near an establishment
@Jumpyman_thegamerYT3 ай бұрын
3:37 There's a legitimate scientific reason for this: "Women and men generally perceive colours differently. Women experience the world in warmer colours, for example, and can usually distinguish different shades of red better than men. Men, on the other hand, are better able to perceive poor contrast and rapid movement." Source: Google
@VtuberCypress3 ай бұрын
ahhh interesting!
@HiAnime6973 ай бұрын
Think I head it goes back to our hunter and gatherer days. Men went hunting, so they needed to be able to pick out hiding animals and be able to hit them when they run through the woods. Meanwhile, women would gather plants, nuts, and fruit, so their eyes are able to see more shades of colors to spot non-poisonous plants.
@Jumpyman_thegamerYT3 ай бұрын
@@HiAnime697 Yeah, that's exactly right.
@Scugzerker3 ай бұрын
I've looked into that myself as well, but it's not so simple sadly enough (nature just must make things needlessly complicated). One article stated that there's no actual difference in what we see other than that women are more nuanced in describing them, and furthermore is mostly cultural (an artist would generally be better at discerning colors than the average person). Another article however, stated that men are better at noticing details in moving objects, but struggle with shades of blue and green, and see orange slightly more reddish than women. Yet another talks about how men have fewer cones (the color sensitive cells in our eyes) than women, and women rarely have a fourth color cone that allows them to see more colors than a normal human can. Moreover, with averages there's also the problem that us men with only one X chromosome are more sensitive to mutations. Women having two x chromosomes would require the same mutation to happen on both which is very unlikely.
@adnan_honest_jihadist57753 ай бұрын
i can do both
@Dataanti3 ай бұрын
0:10 good sticks make good spears. that simple.
@hassangames91343 ай бұрын
Spears.swords even colossal swords
@theenderdestruction23623 ай бұрын
Cain instinct
@newstarcadefan3 ай бұрын
Not only that, but sometimes we just wanna be Gandolf.
@Nexosist3 ай бұрын
Bows too!
@Nexosist3 ай бұрын
It can also be a katana 😅
@Father_R43 ай бұрын
22:18 The sad part is this wouldn't be the first time a woman has falsely accused a man of rape for stupid reasons
@Joh-o1r3 ай бұрын
I think there are even more stupid reasons than this too be honest
@hectorzambrano40923 ай бұрын
Amber Heard really thought she cooked lol
@kin43862 ай бұрын
And it sure as shit will not be the last.
@rudolphbritten96992 ай бұрын
Uuuuuum... uwu
@Gamer_GodFQX124Ай бұрын
Ngl rape accusations should be a crime in itself
@ruthlesace2 ай бұрын
The comfort of a man's yellow pillow is a familiarity and coolness that comes only from using that same exact pillow for years. New pillows are nice, but having a pillow shaped to your head does something special.
@HalfDecentVideos7192 ай бұрын
15:57 left and right are interchangeable depending on which direction you need him to look or go
@thomaskrick81832 ай бұрын
This. This right here! HE GETS IT!
@LodanSD2 ай бұрын
I have a flat pillow, new pillows are too fluffy, but then again I also use 3 pillows in my pillow stack, of which the bottom pillow was a couch cushion from the family couch from my childhood. The middle pillow has been replaced a few times, and I'm currently hoping to make it into a flat enough pillow to use as a top pillow. I also use new pillows while I'm waiting for my pillows to dry after washing every few months. Pillows can go in the washer, even if they don't workout too well in the dryer!
@ruthlesace2 ай бұрын
@LodanSD put the dryer on the delicates setting. It will dry the pillow without tumbling it too hard and it won't use allot of heat.
@boi73162 ай бұрын
Same thing when hugging pillows. I like my pillows comfy, bruh.
@hiibejebiibii38323 ай бұрын
The colors thing is a language issue. They're the same color, they're just different shades. So when a man says they're the same color, he's technically correct. When a woman says they're different colors, she's technically incorrect wordwise, but she's right that they're two different shades.
@zackgravity72842 ай бұрын
women are also more likely to have extra colour cones in their eyes (tetrachromacy), and men are more likely to have less (colour blindness)
@monsteryuu94442 ай бұрын
I'd say second example was clearly a different colour. Shade was similar but one seemed more lavender to me while the other been more pinkish. You hear it from a guy.
@lowkey1969Ай бұрын
@@zackgravity7284 Exactly. Likely from out long period as hunter gatherers. Shades of color would indicate stages of ripeness in fruits and berries for the gatherers (female). Males have a slighter higher visual sensitivity to sensing motion, useful for hunters. Not a better or worse thing, more of a one complements the other thing.
@robertnett9793Ай бұрын
There was an interesting study, that language influences perception of colors as well. There's cultures that - for example - don't have a word for orange. It's either yellow or red, depending on context. Those people can't identify orange as sepperate color and always go either towards red or yellow. On the other hand many sea-faring cultures have a lot of different words for all the green and blue shades found in the ocean, and thus identify more of them in other contexts. If interested: Google 'Language and color perception'. It's really a cool topic.
@lesliekilgore64819 күн бұрын
@@lowkey1969 somewhat incorrect, night vision not motion. the rods n cones ratio would not affect image recognition because that is brain training not physiology of the eyeball itself... the rods n cones are stimulated by different wavelengths of visible light.
@RisumiesEdits3 ай бұрын
6:15 my guy literally gaslighted them into doing that, that was the ENTIRE POINT 🤦♂🤦♂🤣🤣
@dannycorbalo79532 ай бұрын
Bro when he gets showered with those pics: "I've been looking forward to this."
@xydis.06.032 ай бұрын
"All according to plan..."
@Cillranchello2 ай бұрын
"Oh no! All these women are assaulting me with their lewds!"
@dngrouscrgoАй бұрын
Why do people keep using that word in place of manipulated as though they mean the same thing
@dannyjanssen7378Ай бұрын
@@dngrouscrgo they are not the same thing. Gaslighting is a form of manipulations, just like your index finger is a kind of finger. There are other manipulation techniques,
@TheBreadbear3 ай бұрын
15:54 Funnily enough, this is completely accurate while also being something you just do as a guy. No one teeches this to you. If you're a guy, you just get it.
@SaganTheKhajiit3 ай бұрын
It's in our genes.
@Goopenhiemer2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Dualdisc232 ай бұрын
somehow I never learned the left nod
@riccardomosena4162Ай бұрын
Tbf, the "we need to talk" has the eye movement too, a simple nod won't do, especially if you are left handed and have the "check this out" on the other side xD (and also, what if the thing to check out is in the opposite direction?)
@countfrackula670723 күн бұрын
I personally feel that if someone is falsely accused of something (like sexual assault), the mandatory minimum penalty for the accuser should be double what the falsely accused went through.
@keener95633 ай бұрын
You remind me that there are good normal people out there, love the vid.
@DavionKharn3 ай бұрын
4:57 : To be perfectly honest, i don't understand the most of the jokes about "gay things" 5:17 : I think it's when you do it to much, it begins to hurt 10:50 : Just unsticking balls from the legs 11:22 : Kinda true, for me at least
@ProteusMaximo2 ай бұрын
4:57 It's about indirect kiss
@philritter9042Ай бұрын
@DavionKharn I can agree on all accounts especially with the first one. Men you constantly say thing are gay are just very insecure and maybe secretly gay but can’t accept it for whatever reason
@DavionKharnАй бұрын
@@ProteusMaximo oh really ? I hate that too, but you can just clean it before taking a sip ...
@DavionKharnАй бұрын
@@philritter9042 I don't think so, because these are really popular jokes (for what i saw on internet, and even in my high school) and not every guy who do this are gay or whatever, it's just something stupid
@WollfangesАй бұрын
glory to the boobs for me, don't like/care about ass it even make me less atracted big ass x) i still don't know where the switch from boobs to ass came from these past years
@unanimusgaming7623 ай бұрын
1:42 3. Definitely option 3
@XChara013 ай бұрын
Then you go for the edge until what remains is 2 finishing with the most satisfying bite ever.
@hambo1002 ай бұрын
I completely agree 3 is the way to go
@RotroGuy2 ай бұрын
i prefer 2 because that the least crust you can bite off
@tortillapeasant24092 ай бұрын
@@RotroGuy yeah but you will get shit from 1 and 3 one your cheeks
@fire_extinguisher05482 ай бұрын
1 and then 3 and finally 2 for the big bite
@ConfusingZark-hj5btАй бұрын
22:34 if you do speak to someone, never to a woman who isn't your mother ESPECIALY your wife or girlfriend. It will only make it worse.
@Just_a_panda_sittingАй бұрын
*Stick is love, stick is life*
@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh281623 күн бұрын
And that is why I always lead by the stick and never the carrot. Violence is never dead.
@Ankou_Music19 күн бұрын
There is a reason why dogs are man's best friends.
@Butterfingers32 ай бұрын
3:04 "Oh sorry, am I being to quiet?" *Makes the loudest sht you can possibly imagine*
@reservoire3 ай бұрын
10:51 unsticking nuts
@jamesv44273 ай бұрын
That works too. I thought it was going out of your step pattern to step on a leaf.
@thefends19442 ай бұрын
@@jamesv4427 true
@bladedarkness232 ай бұрын
Stfu stop telling them our secrets
@HazardRL12 ай бұрын
@@jamesv4427are you even a man
@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I2 ай бұрын
I thought it was avoiding the crack to forever save your mother’s vertebrae
@theblackspiderman31923 ай бұрын
Yall can be little Spoons yall can be big Spoons, but you'll never be me TheeIconicSpoon.
@vegvisir9276Ай бұрын
for the toilet grid, it depends on the circumstances: 1 - At home daytime - Either E3,4,5,6 or 7 2 - At home night time - E3 or E7 3 - Public toilet - E5 but i pee forcefully to assert dominance with loud splashes
@ariabritton966928 күн бұрын
-J, 5. (AKA upper decker)
@ariabritton966928 күн бұрын
Or, if you're the result of a fusion dance between R. Kelly and Shane Dawson, you can aim for F or G, 13 or 14.
@Ramon6092 ай бұрын
5:28 me a man who has gone through a lot and creates a near infinite amount of scenario's that goes any which direction even it does not make sense what so ever and when i tell my brain to stop but the voices get louder and louder because i gotta hear the voices out whether i like it or not so my brain feels like its making more RPM than a Ferrari engine
@mr.beamss91062 ай бұрын
Dude the go outside part is so real, when I felt really down all I wanted to do was take a walk or drive around at night.
@gunpowdertimothy56443 ай бұрын
12:22 Its a makeshift... toy
@GrimmNaka2 ай бұрын
The answer is 1. The guy is already taking a urinal. The joke is men don't pee next to each other.
@VenomWithEyes2 ай бұрын
Just say Flesh light
@brightmatterАй бұрын
"I've never had Mac & Cheese" - That made me feel a way. Unclear what this emotion is.
@WoobertAIO3 ай бұрын
There is always just 1 urinal you can use. If they're all empty, you take the one farthest from the door so that people can see that it's occupied and act accordingly.
@DEFC0NZER02 ай бұрын
15:36 Number 3 1. Some people have a habit of taking off their pants entirely, but they're still covered by the stall, no big deal. 2. I live in the US, and I generally don't mind anyone having a firearm in public. It's their right after all. 4. You simply wouldn't leave your dog or any pet outside of the restroom.
@AuroraBtw-2 ай бұрын
Sandwich is never 2, you gotta save the middle which is the best part last
@Ramon6092 ай бұрын
1:46 the way i eat my sandwiches is how i have ALWAYS done it.. like seriously since childhood i ate the sides of the bread first (top left and top right) to make it look like a ship then i eat the mast then i eat the whole boat
@justjusko2 ай бұрын
yeeeeeees
@Pieminl692 ай бұрын
9:17 Personally... If the cat is just standing there... G13.
@marlinhohideki87082 ай бұрын
im too
@TheGreatEchoingPotatoАй бұрын
Personally, if someone else is in the house, I5, if no one is else is home, E5
@tylercheatham5082Ай бұрын
B5, though I honestly have no clue when that started or why
@The_Real_Gogeta25 күн бұрын
Same fr
@DarthEvader11716 күн бұрын
Real it depends on the time and who’s home
@Pherim_3 ай бұрын
6:45 You can use 2, but you should always pick the farthest one
@Bedqs2 ай бұрын
Yeah for mě there Is only one that you can use an it's the 1 on the right
@JoseGarcia-os6ls2 ай бұрын
2 options but only room for 1
@Ramon6092 ай бұрын
11:10 so true.. Christ.. i remember that wooden structure that resembled like a castle it even had a rope bridge which was a bridge entirely made by strong stiff ropes with square holes everywhere with a few metal plates for the shoes and a ramp with what looks like the type of stones you'd normally see on mountain climbing walls (i dont know the proper name) and the hoops on ropes going downwards and a slide.. i miss being a child.. kind of wish there was a park that let people go and relive their childhoods and have fun on those monkey bars and what not..
@fweezhugzz489911 күн бұрын
I never came across that structure after playing in it, it’s been years.
@greyson-_-Ай бұрын
mad respect for not having any controversial opinions or statements, keep it up and you'll do amazing in the future.
@bladeplays73892 ай бұрын
Sticks are legendary.
@EclipseGamezYT2 ай бұрын
12:22 bros bouta make the ultimate cannon everyone RUN!
@ljgaming799Ай бұрын
6:30 it is 2, because if you're using the farthest two on the right then you're not next to anybody
@MetalCharlo24 күн бұрын
4:50 Literally JUST did this LMAO
@boogaloobaloo2 ай бұрын
Sticks are unbelievable
@DiamondRB2 ай бұрын
1:45 Ever heard of the saying "Save the best for last" that's what we do when we choose 1. It goes 1, 3 then finally 2 and then 4 is the last bite. Or sometimes its 1, 3, 4 and we save 2 for last.
@F_U2 ай бұрын
You don't got it woman...
@eliezersarcos78133 ай бұрын
15:36 honestly yeah number 3 I would pick number 2 but then I remembered that I live in America so that's not that shocking lol
@nadavbar-gil6892 ай бұрын
1:20 "Country roaaaaaaaaaads take me hooooooooome" 2:48 10 Years girls tell me "I like you but you're way too nice" and I still don't understand.
@False_Fate2 ай бұрын
5:06 relatable
@hitechinc.78753 ай бұрын
About the bread thing: it's 1 because we love to save the middle one for last. So 1. 3 then 2
@XaiBeese3 ай бұрын
all of that is totally allowed 😂
@Actual_Baldan2 ай бұрын
1:45 to leave big soft part of the bread and biting into it is the best part 😊
@thenexus83843 ай бұрын
This woman must be protected at all cost and By Any Means Necessary
@WHIYCDDAS2 ай бұрын
why?
@fireferret91172 ай бұрын
i cut my eyelashes off in 5th grade because they were too long and were annoying the teacher was male saw it happen an made a small comment to me after class saying something like "now that you cut your eyelashes off you should be able to see the equations for the rest of the year right" "good now that means i will only ask you questions until summer as your punishment"-it was the third day of school-
@XabiotuAccUsedWhenYTCensors2 ай бұрын
Since my main seems to be shadowed by YT i will say what i remember of that comment here: Thanks Cypress for a reaction vid
@The_Omega_Dragon25 күн бұрын
2:50 Nah, Addi's right, actually. Women HATE good men and thirst for the bad boys, A LOT. Doesn't matter if you're weird or not, weird's not even an insult anymore these days with now normalized it's all become. If she feels that you're a "nice guy", then she'll ditch you for a serial killer.
@Cap.Masamune3 ай бұрын
2:21 bless you.
@gasad0137411 күн бұрын
"why are you still playing video games" = "why dont you have a hobby that i approve of"
@skarmex34393 ай бұрын
2:47 Unfortunately, this is indeed true. Men who are nice and good are boring, so then women leave them to find excitement...
@lightningjadejavier2 ай бұрын
No... Very untrue actually, I'm a really nice guy, who's bi so I'd get girls and guys, and as someone who used to thought this till i actually started taking care of myself, i realized that... That statement is the most untrue thing ever. Women don't like quiet bad boys, what they want is someone who can tease them. I've started socializing in the start of 2024 talking more, being more social to specially girls. And realized that, girls want someone who knows how to tease and joke them. Like i met a girl named apple (that's her actual name but spelled in a different way) and since she's named apple, i would tease her and joke to her about eating her up. And well... She liked how I'd tease her, and gave me her number, i haven't dated her (yet) but it shows how girls don't want bad guys exactly... They want someone who knows how to get along with them, they want someone who isn't scared to hold them. Trust me, my tips for nice guys is that... Girls want someone that's basically their bff that they can like more than anyone. 1. Listen - make them tell you about something their life. Can be anything, their past, their life. (Just don't start the convo with their love life immediately, smooth it out AND THEN ask her if she got a bf or how her love life is) 2. Relate - similarly to the first one, try to relate to them, and become their best friend. After that that's where you can start teasing them, but of course tease them GENTLY. they're WOMAN AFTERALL tease them (don't go saying lovy dovy stuff like calling them cute or something that's weird) just tease them about something you saw or heard about them that's kinda funny, and they can roll their eyes about it 3. Physical touch - after all of that which yes... Can take months or a year. You can try to start with physical touches like holding their hands in bigger crowds, high fives, and even putting your arm around them in a funny way. (Trust me here my fellow men these WORK.)
@lightningjadejavier2 ай бұрын
Don't go around saying "men girls really only want bad guys" Cause what people mistake for bad men, is that those types of guys are of course, more confident in talking and socializing and is why girls end up falling for them more, but of course there's the small amount of good men who knows how to talk to women aswell.
@lightningjadejavier2 ай бұрын
3:12 is what i mean, even some ugly guys get girls cause... They probably know how to talk to people
@asersahАй бұрын
Go outside
@cameroonkendrick6312Ай бұрын
6:16 bro found the infinite money glitch
@Scugzerker3 ай бұрын
3:36 They are the same "group" of colour. They're both red. Left is just slightly darker. I've read something about this difference between men's and women's eyes. The only reason why women supposedly see more colours is most likely because they are more nuanced with describing colours. Though apparently orange appears more red to men than women. In a different article however, they state that it's mostly cultural rather than genetical. So, can't really find a conclusive answer to it. 13:25 I wouldn't mind being one... though not like I would make a good little spoon since I'm tall and broadly build, but I guess we could make it work (that is if I ever find a girl :\). Basically, us men (assuming I speak for many of us) also want to feel as loved and protected by your SO as much as she would. If that means being the little spoon sometimes then heck yes! 14:12 It doesn't really matter mad or not. Choose the mambas, as then you may stand a chance. If not angry with you, they won't bother you as long as you keep your distance and stay calm. With a gorilla you mustn't make eye contact or smile. Make one mistake at that, and your name will be put on a stone. If they are mad, then at least with the mambas you could climb on top of something with an overhang (a desk for instance), and you'll be out of striking range. If not you could also use something to hold between you and them (cardboard for all I care). With an angry gorilla you stand no chance. 17:35 He meant shrex. 19:16 Foolish mortals! I am immune to that rule. I'm only 24 and I'm already turning grey (50% genetics, and 50% stress). Apparently, "silver foxes" are generally perceived as attractive, so I finally have something going for me. A small price to pay for such victory. I can partially explain why men generally don't need much maintenance to look "good". Our skin is thicker (~30%), and so it needs less care and stays "in shape" better (less wrinkles). Though of course not everyone is equal. Age, genetics, and lifestyle play a role.
@SeRoShadow2 ай бұрын
0:45 reason why I never use those
@emperorofrome6923 ай бұрын
11:20 "Is that so?" Yes.
@duke70373 ай бұрын
Not always
@DKaz33 ай бұрын
Isn’t it an American thing? In Japanese pop culture it’s reverse. And in Europe it’s more like balance? (Correct me if I’m wrong)
@stuartmorgan365424 күн бұрын
The urinal situation is why I use the cubicles.
@josiahbundy-yl4yk2 ай бұрын
I (male same with the other friends in the story) was sexually assaulted, harrased i dont now maybe neither by my "friend" (ex friend ) in 8th grade he grabbed my thighs out of knowwhere and just massaged them and I told him many times before this I do not like this he ignored it he did it over 10 times over few weeks and finally i told another friend (friend 2) at lunch and he talked with him in a "kind" manor and he stopped and then a few years later they got in a fight and he got kicked from the friend group in its entirely (ex friend) I never reported this to the school or anyone other than my friends You may say oh he's just doing what boys do but he also sexually assaulted (and actually got a restraining order pressed on him but school ignores that and let's him get close to the girl a bit) a girl a few months ago now aswell and I wish not talk about what he did to her from respect and the girl is now my other friends (friend 3's) gf And due to school I'm forced to interact with him every now and then and he acts like nothing happend and if I bring it up or anything of what he did he acts like it didn't happen and I know he bullshits and everyone at school does to
@KermitMolassesАй бұрын
8:28 its so almost unnoticeable that you could easily blame it on the lighting
@jax38452 ай бұрын
2:31 true
@ZeN_Thunder11 күн бұрын
4:25 Sensei.....! We were waiting for this long answer .. thanx from the boys ....
@chickenmuncher-v5tАй бұрын
15:21 none of them
@kalebwheeler117416 күн бұрын
All of them are just daily occurrences
@bencilbusher5070Ай бұрын
1:40 The rule is to save the best(non-crust) for last while maintaining an equal bite distribution order for each side.
@6th_Army3 ай бұрын
Why do grown men play video games? I'll have to ask the female friend who sent me a link to a 18+ game at 5am today.
@HZeshkaАй бұрын
Going on a walk or bike rides really helps, when I was 15-18 I went on the walks and bike rides regularly, cause I didn’t really had close friends (and still don’t) it helped me to fall in love with life again. And my glutes and quads still look hot
@jonharrison58693 ай бұрын
8:54 god i wish
@vulpes463816 күн бұрын
15:55 This hit the soul. Most of these I'm like yeah it makes sense.. this one? It's way too accurate and nothing I've ever considered in my life but fuck me it's dead on
@yumin_pluto5583 ай бұрын
That daughter dating one is so weird. Why would I want my daughter to be dating a carbon copy of me for one, and I don't get along with people who are exactly like me because we get on each other's nerves for little things, but does that mean I'm a bad person? Seems like the easiest way to mess with yourself is listening to random advice on the internet.
@GreenSargent3 ай бұрын
I think the thought behind it is if you’re a dirtbag, douche, etc would you want your daughter dating someone like that as well since you’re the male role model in her life so it would be good to change for the better to be the example of a man she should want.
@yumin_pluto5583 ай бұрын
@@GreenSargent I thought I typed this reply already, but I get the logic, I just don't think it works. If you have a high self image it just falls apart entirely even if you are an asshole irl.
@Bjarkenb29 күн бұрын
8:56 no, that's just us realizing that opening up to that person is pointless, so we revert back to bottled-up-mode and move on
@hiibejebiibii38323 ай бұрын
You're 100% correct, the answer is two.
@HiAnime6973 ай бұрын
Unless you have a beard then you go do 1 or 3 to keep the mustard from making you look like the clown.
@CatOfTheRisingSun3 ай бұрын
the answer is one, because the one you end up using is all the way on the right. in theory its 2, in practice its one.
@Dafairy76-us1xk3 ай бұрын
@@CatOfTheRisingSun Exactly
@Vadrii3 ай бұрын
@@CatOfTheRisingSun Meh, it isn't asking how many are optimal. It's asking how many are available to use, which is 2. In a perfect world you'd use the one on the farthest right, but the one next to it is an acceptable but less ideal answer.
@DKaz33 ай бұрын
@@CatOfTheRisingSun it’s 2 to choose between for one person
@lordinferno33872 ай бұрын
1:56 THATS SO RELATABLE OH MY KAMI
@RobotSwarm193 ай бұрын
9:07 Wait, you guys DON’T piss at J10?
@NewsofPE3 ай бұрын
I do
@Yeaboiiiiiiii2 ай бұрын
We all know it’s G13
@jujuilus2 ай бұрын
A13
@2fathomsdeeperАй бұрын
That's the dreaded split stream territory!
@auragamerytАй бұрын
2:29 me, who introduces my self with a handshake and my name, waiting for the other person to do the same: "pathetic"
@BombBusiness16 күн бұрын
That's actually scary having the chance to be stuck in jail because people that didn't like you said that you sa'd them
@JomamaJsjsh29 күн бұрын
Listen I'm 14 and my mom died 2 years ago, that was the day I stopped crying because I needed to be tough for my little sister and it's easier to bottle up your emotions than it is to express them. I don't suggest telling people about how you feel because you will be criticized. So to all my fellow men who have these feelings don't express them to people, if you need to let them out cry in your room. Thank you and good luck boys.
@sirfunny692 ай бұрын
dude long eyelashes is a curse because of all the dust that flies around gets trapped and you are just missing part of your vision
@Fyrecide2 ай бұрын
10:50 When it is hot outside and… things stick 😂 11:20 Yes. 12:10 Homemade flashlight.
@Genixona2 ай бұрын
14:44 this music brought so much nostalgia my god
@SaganTheKhajiit3 ай бұрын
21 times a month?! Damn! I'm good for 2026.
@ashestodust23133 ай бұрын
"i need to reach that tree before that car or i will die" is so real 8:53 nah it comes back sometimes
@reevewee2 ай бұрын
im litterally doing my assignment rn and listening to you cause your voice so damn calming😭
@Crowbars3572 ай бұрын
Sticks make us feel like we at least have a makeshift weapon to have a slightly better chance of fighting off wolves
@DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf2 ай бұрын
11:10 Annie’s Playground. I remember that place.
@BlackHei711Ай бұрын
Jeez. I had to pause the video at Conditioner Gordon because I laughed too hard, and she didn't even get a smirk out of it.
@Liam-j3u5qАй бұрын
ALWAYS EATING THE CRUST FIRST THEN GOING TO THE MIDDLE OF THE SANDWICH OF COURSE
@guy-0ffic1al2 ай бұрын
15:56 extended version: Up nod: For the bros Down nod: for the strangers Right nod: Used two times while looking in the face Left nod: looking in direction of the shit you want to show him
@DamgladorАй бұрын
6:48 I think it's one because the only right choice is the furthest one, so the most right one
@cartera.melnikov4625Ай бұрын
The playground at 11:10 was in Maryland. In Annapolis or Eastport. It's gone sadly. Best playground of my childhood. They don't make them like they used to.
@engineergaming38302 ай бұрын
15:42 can't forget about the fact that there's alvays a couple people that don't hit the toilet at first when standing up and uknow
@lucasvncansado2 күн бұрын
it's 1 because if it's you and the guy alone you gotta use the one furthest away from him
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
0:07 because it’s just cool to have a stick. You can spin it around, just walk with it, swing it forward while walking. Plus, might just be me but when I was a little kid I’d always think of scenes from movies where characters walked with spears and it made me think of the stick like that. That last part could’ve just been 5 year old me though, idk.
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
1:32 you just keep biting 1 and 3 til it’s just the middle, might just be a me thing again but the middle is the best part. I mainly eat burgers like that whenever I have one, idk if it’s just a me thing or if other guys do too, but that’s what I do.
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
2:43 this year I bottle flipped a closed chocolate milk carton 5 times in a row, and a month before that bottle flipped a mini water bottle over my freind’s head. For the 2nd one I’ll explain, after lunch we go into the gym. In our gym there’s a stage, I was on the gym floor and my friend was sitting on the stage. I borrowed her brother’s mini water bottle and just for fun bottle flipped it over her head. I was expecting it to fail, what I wasn’t expecting was it to hit the closed curtain, and land right behind her. Me, my friend, and her brother freaked out for like 3 minutes. And I was sad I didn’t get it on recording.
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
8:52 I don’t, cause I ain’t got no good friends to talk to about it. The one friend I trusted when we first became friends got my discord account deleted last year so I ain’t trustin nobody with crap anymore. Plus, I feel like I’d be overshadowing their problems for some reason.
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
9:02 I’ve been playing darts since I was 5. Not proper darts, more or less just throwing the dart at the board for fun. Context: there’s like 3 bars within the same area of my town. And my mom used to always take me to them when she wanted to sign in for their money drawing’s. So I’d go to the dartboard and play darts aka just randomly throwing darts at the board til it was time to go, after getting a Reese’s from the bartender of course. (Bar candy hits different and it’s better than any other kind of candy, I will die on this hill)
@josephadventure46352 ай бұрын
9:06 when I’m at my own home it’s D2 to D9 to the side and down to G2 to G8 At a friend’s house or at night, it’s the same as the last one minus D4, D5, D6, E4, E5, and E6
@Sansdaman1hp2 ай бұрын
1:42 defs 1. It has no meat and is only crust. If you bite somewhere else, you'll eat from that spot continuously and be left with 1, which was the worse bite and instead of finsihing off with a good bite, you ended with the worse possible bite
@Liam-p6m3o2 ай бұрын
When he said mac and cheese he didn't actually mean mac and cheese He meant something else
@jamesday12953 ай бұрын
My son found a stick that was a flintlock in spirit on the beach. That stick came the 200 miles back home to ashfield.
@RaXXhaАй бұрын
Two close friends of mine had kids during the past month, I didn't know about either of them expecting until after the kid was delivered when they sent me photos. I've spoken two both of these dudes multiple times during the past 9 months, and neither of them mentioned even once that their girlfriends where pregnant. 😂
@emmanuelfiniasi35352 ай бұрын
1:42 Definitely 1 or 3, because when the sandwich is about to finish, 2 is usually the best part, so we bite 1 and 3 and keep 2 (which is the best part) for the last bite!!!
@judsdragon10 күн бұрын
10:50 thats the "unstick nut from leg" or "untangle nut from boxers/briefs" sidestep lol
@shadowkomet7180Ай бұрын
15:19 Those of us with pets will probably understand #4. I've had many cats and dogs in my life, and have had them from when they were able to be separated from their parents. Any time they would follow after me into the bathroom, they would do this. I really liked all of my pets, and I think they felt safe around me, which I guess is what that is. Anyway, this also often led to them getting picked up and I would snuggle with them until they fell asleep or wanted to play.
@WittleLittleNogo2 ай бұрын
1:27 2 Best choice bruh
@DenxzsASMR2 ай бұрын
8:57 no, we put it in to ourselves, the more problems that arent shared and just threw inside grows and takes over you slowly, when you get so mad they all get unleashed and you become an uncontrollable monster. Real btw
@metallord6960Ай бұрын
9:13 Two different sets, depending on when I'm going. If it's dead at night, whichever coordinates are directly across from the door. Any other time, B4-B6 in hopes of getting a jump start on cleaning day by washing the brown stains off the bowl.
@Hairy-nosedWombat2 ай бұрын
Video games always good. Whether adult or not. Grinding a few items and battling a few bosses is a good escape from reality.
@ArchexionGD2 ай бұрын
0:03 I just love sticks cuz whenever i see one i get a ADHD kick in and start thinking about ww2 d-day ptsd and start acting like im in a ww2 edit lol