Men writing female characters

[@obscuriguity4365]

i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved

[@blooms454]

Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂

[@goazer2]

A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.

[@romantic_hippie]

Lmao 🤣

[@romantic_hippie]

​@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣

[@senthousand1000]

Nice comment

[@juliee.7072]

"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"

[@luvlysar]

That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric

[@jordanrayne4779]

Alaska Young

[@luvlysar]

@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol

[@weetzybat]

Can i read the rest of this tho

[@immortaltillprovenmortal3240]

Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green

[@samanthafriginal3705]

"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her

[@ldm290b8]

And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅

[@lele_noobzilla]

nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign

[@0mn1P4wn4g3]

That's actually the woman written YA version

[@bleedinghearts4768]

@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr

[@unnatirathi23]

Fr 💀

[@Nana-km4gw]

“She was like coffee… with a lot of milk in it, cause she was white” took me out

[@trex9822]

my favourite bit 😂

[@AishaBuycks]

The poetic way of saying she was hot and more au latte. 😂

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

I giggled

[@katherinecolson2350]

😂😂

[@H3llskids]

I laughed 😂

[@davidmohan1095]

I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10

[@starfruitiger]

👏🏽

[@jlms69]

By "everyone", he means him.

[@G3E007]

this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately

[@camradrip3730]

You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.

[@mamorumobushi2217]

​@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡

[@Angela-x6o]

'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“She never bathed or did skincare, in fact she didn’t even know what it was. She smelled like expired fudge and sunshine, her hair like a wet rat but it didn’t look bad it looked beautiful, sweeping over her shoulders”

[@holdensaia5962]

Real life “she didn’t care about her appearance, which is why she looked very tired, unbrushed hair tangled and covering random portions of her face and wearing an outfit that was messily put on and the first thing she saw. She hasn’t showered ever and never brushed her teeth, so she has none, she smells like a dumpster on fire and she looks as if she is waiting for her next meal, because she was on all fours hiding behind random objects as if prowling.”

[@nikoincroatia]

Kind of like a rich person that "doesn't care about money"

[@EclipseSeth]

Author: "And only I noticed her." Me: "Sorry to burst your bubble, but with a description like that, everyone would notice her. Some girls would discover they are lesbians because of HER."

[@aceyacey883]

@@EclipseSethSO REAL BRO

[@JustCallMeEmily]

"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"

[@Maya_hee]

Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.

[@carag2567]

This should be pinned.

[@skips_51]

lol

[@jAyBCD1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

[@kananmatsuuralover]

You forgot to add "tion"

[@dudewhatthewhat8983]

She didn’t care about her appearance, but was still incredibly hot, cause it’s shallow for girls to care about looking good, but not shallow for men to only pay attention to girls that look good.

[@avivperetz998]

Exactly, thank you 😅😊

[@michaeljackson8002]

Men tend to have lower standards than women

[@thedevicebook]

It's like if you finish the thought of the pop lyric "you don't know you're beautiful. That's what makes you beautiful." It doesn't sound sweet to me because if she starts to believe she's beautiful, has her beauty now ceased? And if she then believes she isn't, then the beauty resumes? Once I realized beauty was 100% subjective it was so freeing. It means I can choose whose opinion to care about.

[@MademoiselleNature]

Bruh, I had to screenshot this, it’s so good 👏

[@Andreaa_-_]

​@@thedevicebook Men don't like women knowing about their beauty because it could make them become too confident, but they still want a very beautiful woman that only they can appreciate. Much like in sex work, men like porn but will insult a woman for willingly doing sex work because it's her taking control of her sexuality and image and doing what she wants with it.

[@extendedpotato]

"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught

[@maddienickerson7183]

i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol

[@specialfriend2061]

I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn

[@kidvillain7094]

@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.

[@kidvillain7094]

@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐

[@cyanimation1605]

Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her

[@luckyDancer100]

Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.

[@Sniper-gz5cl]

@diamond dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.

[@advait03]

@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video

[@advait03]

Hermione in a nutshell

[@unicornfabuloso]

@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that

[@Sniper-gz5cl]

@@unicornfabuloso i didnt know that movie just watched the trailer, it seems kinda accurate just roles reversed i guess.

[@womaninthewave]

“She lit up every room the moment she walked in. She was a magnetic force that drew others to her. But nobody noticed her except ME.”

[@grimtygranule5125]

Teenage dramatic love poem start pack

[@sayhellohohoho]

everyone else would've been blind

[@Nick-vu1ib]

Writer: "no one notice her except me"😘 Me: oh god, it a psychopath. Someone remind me to stay away from someone like that. 👍

[@MoisturisedBunny]

Nice reference to magnetic moment

[@pinknintendo]

I love this

[@Oldsoul_bookworm]

I like that she starts to progressively mash the keyboard, showing how careless they are while writing!

[@Zephyr9876]

Exactly 💯

[@moonym3li]

True, lol

[@alstermaniac]

Lol I took it as self aggrandizing as if what they were writing was absolute gold

[@ideka6663]

The best writers are men, unless they read some romantic juveniles books

[@boardcertifiable]

Pretty sure the keyboard was getting a back massage at one point there. 😂

[@littlemrsmods7998]

‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’

[@wetworms.]

"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."

[@ynsmessybun9548]

@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭

[@ABAO2009]

Even her zits were perfect

[@eniryuuoke7446]

Kaitlyn W 🤣

[@selvakumarn4683]

@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits

[@lunathemoon64]

“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.

[@Undefinedde]

ikr

[@Vexarax]

A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p

[@hinamiravenroot7162]

Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?

[@Vexarax]

@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Basically any author writing any character.

[@favegossipgirl]

"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"

[@MakBonez]

😂

[@elijahsmall5873]

Lol

[@JuneKG231]

Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.

[@thereccher8746]

These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."

[@ny_cruz]

“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂

[@Metalwabbit]

I love the added touch of saying she doesn't care how she looks being followed by the description of a specific, thought out intentional style of dress. That, the coffee line and the chopping motion writing killed me

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

I wear ripped jeans and vitange t shirts, and I confirm it takes a lot of thought into it

[@NewGuyNouveau]

" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "

[@AnnaAlderink]

lmfaooo 🤣

[@moonlight.flowernight]

Lol🤣

[@convulsiive]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Paint_the_sky_yours]

I don't like being called out like that. 😅

[@singingcat02]

That’s a very good one

[@Peter_Pierre_Anderson]

Writer: "She cut her own hair" Also Writer: "And that was her only character development you will ever get"

[@SprinklePickle]

Literally giving Piper vibes from Percy Jackson 😂😂😂

[@ashamansedai]

​@@SprinklePicklewas gonna say Sakura from Naruto but then I looked it up and found it also happened in Mulan, Tangled, Avatar: TLA, Kim Possible, Justice League, My Little Pony, Star Wars, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo 2 and The Owl House. And these are just the ones I'm familiar with, it's crazy how often it happens.

[@ImN0tR3aI]

@@SprinklePickle HEY IN TRIALS OF APOLLO PIPER MCLEAN GOT SOME GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHEN TRYING TO KILL CALIGULA SO I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT💀(no offense she rlly didn’t have much in pjto)

[@_viola001]

​@@ashamansedai true though cutting her hair was probably the most character development sakura got while mulan I guess was a pretty solid character

[@ashamansedai]

@@_viola001 agreeed

[@Dailyfiver]

“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”

[@BrianLocke]

That's hilarious.

[@TheHiddenRealities]

I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.

[@Dailyfiver]

@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘

[@DaSunfish]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Dailyfiver]

@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad

[@WootDaWoot]

Massaging the keyboard made me laugh out loud obnoxiously and I’m not sure why lmao

[@oskarshima]

The amount of times I’ve seen something like “Her chest bounced in surprise” written is crazy-

[@maryjanehansen7947]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAN

[@caseyhall2320]

Well...we know where those author's minds were at....

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

Wow, what kind of literature do you people read? I have literally *never* seen that sentence before.

[@sloth8866]

@@olmostgudinaf8100 ;)

[@wren3695]

@@olmostgudinaf8100 allow me to introduce you to wattpad-

[@awwbuteww2376]

I love how she goes from typing to tapping and chopping lmao 😭

[@Ashley-ju4qd]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@misschaudarie7333]

and circular motions lol

[@EvilGremlin100]

To "PS1 graphics" level of just slapping the keys with her whole hand

[@-eight-]

The full shiatsu massage really got me 🤣

[@GreatMusicIsGoodForYou]

Somewhat Scarlet Witch hand style

[@OwOpepsi]

"No one else noticed her. Except for me. I noticed her. Because I was stalking her."

[@StarAnimationsBr]

Lol

[@Some_username-zo3rs]

Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly

[@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832]

😅😂

[@kikithepupper6774]

"Hey.. You"

[@TheLonelyGhostArt]

STAHP IM USING THAT-

[@Krystalzz1244]

I swear every Wattpad story I read is like " she has snow like skin with blue eyes and a petite body "

[@taeko3508]

*Blue orbs

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

Omg no wonder every guy wants me

[@keithbrown6887]

You could say she was Norwegian instead, maybe a member of the Olympic Swedish bikini bobsled team. Yeah, I'm on wattpad.

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

Dont forget that though she’s only 2ft she sports impressive DD size breast that bounce in surprise and happiness

[@thesaurus8124]

“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”

[@daikonnn822]

O R B S

[@jelly3800]

"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story

[@marceldawn0_o]

@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written

[@i.nv.u]

the fanfic writers are screaming rn

[@Khushu67]

Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Keyboard Massage.

[@salit3749]

she really said 🧙

[@x_kobalt]

Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison

[@Emmicuda]

It's the best part lmao

[@commandercaptain4664]

Cthulhu typeset.

[@derekwestbrook9383]

“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting

[@flameepidemic4839]

Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂

[@comradeleppi2000]

@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one

[@Mystery9870]

Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names

[@DanDCool]

Oh right lol

[@ShayerSUtsho]

add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD

[@Lucy_Editz22]

Let’s not forget the 1D faze. “His glowing green orbs piercing hers as his strong hands wrapped around her petite figure. He towered over her, standing at 10’8, while she was a meek 1’7.”😂

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“His strong veiny hands wrapped around her petite nanoscopic waist, just below her ZZ size chest which bounced in surprise as she gasped petitely”

[@Shinobuchaaaa]

"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .

[@benzosiara]

THATS ON POINT

[@nomecognome8737]

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol

[@Joseph_rma]

A "Fallen" Angel? loool

[@439801RS]

(She was mine...)

[@theyoungg1590]

Fallen angels… so a demon?

[@vaefields5472]

“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”

[@frogonthebikeheh]

Well that's a plot twist

[@kittencohort1766]

True

[@lilychu2453]

Ohhh that's a good plot for a story

[@kiyomi4081]

​@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢

[@priscillajimenez27]

I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her

[@Aztechaemenid]

"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.

[@chopotronichappiness8917]

here ya go mate 🤏

[@FadazMada]

Maybe white coffee

[@kim7990]

🤣

[@SavageBunnyGetMoney]

" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹

[@miguelpadeiro762]

That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though

[@Adurnis]

I love how casually the writer is like “Oh yeah she commits theft for her art projects, isn’t that quirky?”

[@ArloKnudsenFit]

*”It was fine because it didn’t look bad. It didn’t look like it was a mistake. It looked good.”* Sent me. 💀

[@suhotratripathi5091]

Omg 😹😹😹

[@lilfoxeyy1614]

iTS nOT a mIstAke iTs A ✨MASTERPIECE✨

[@LeanneKrv]

I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.

[@ILoveGrungeFrogs]

Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭

[@lunaneila]

Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!

[@JosephParker7]

@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different

[@ILoveGrungeFrogs]

@@JosephParker7 💀💀

[@ahandl3]

that's how unique girls type duh

[@MC-yg1mq]

The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop

[@chako-chips...849]

JAKFKWD

[@DearReaderReadAloud]

There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂

[@mynameisstolen]

@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐

[@3starsburningbright]

KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD

[@bi.fruitsalad]

@@3starsburningbright yess 😂

[@wendyg.2664]

The wild typing/non-typing hand moments were cracking me up! 🤣

[@EthanielOgnam]

She was voluptuous, yes, voluptuous. She was curvy and nicely voluptuous. She walked so voluptuously, her hips swinging back and forth because she was so voluptuous. She spent most of her time writing and looking down at the pavement- she was insecure. But when we made eye contact, she never looked away. Her hair blew in the wind voluptuously, she didn’t know how beautiful she was. She didn’t care much for romance, because her career mattered the most since she was so voluptuous.

[@astanopasta]

Stop this is just like a fic i had sadly came across 💀💀

[@SprinklePickle]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@masked5317]

“Hair blew in the wind ✨voluptuously✨” 🤣🤣🤣

[@biggestastiest]

a+ comment you get a gold star 🌟

[@ash.exe.07]

idk if yall got it but i think i could just abt make out that she may be voluptuous

[@raikishorimandal]

" Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white. " I DIED

[@RealMcLovin]

you're dead?

[@BatsBeyondStar]

thanks for adding nothing to the video.

[@darthmaul2005]

@@BatsBeyondStar, ha, like you did?

[@BatsBeyondStar]

@@darthmaul2005 *, ha, like you did?*

[@BatsBeyondStar]

@@darthmaul2005 difference is i wasn't trying

[@SparklesNJazz]

“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”

[@deondsouza2963]

She was Bella Swan.

[@idontevenknowanymore3400]

LMAO

[@ifellonaknife]

oh wait that's just me irl

[@nr5755]

Bella vibes

[@Floof1122]

maybe she's autistic 🤔

[@thenuggetl0verr]

an appropriate amount of freckles implies there is an inappropriate amount of freckles

[@ryleemaher1238]

Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂

[@doriot543]

I cracked when she gave up fake typing

[@yayahicks3829]

The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING

[@caitlynguthrie5641]

Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀

[@Jeyika]

I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny

[@jacindacrous2249]

It's the only I came to the comments!!

[@__hireath__]

“she was just unique like that” *massages the computer*

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

_I can't breathh_

[@Space_Is_Silent]

I'm dieing- 🤣

[@matybaybump4565]

😭😭😭😭

[@gunny4394]

Massages the computer randomly.

[@nevermind6786]

Now THATS unique.

[@heavybre]

"She was a free spirit."

[@kassila9340]

a man once told me this... after he got another woman pregnant and kicked me off

[@metallboy25]

​@@kassila9340Yeah, Chads tend to do that.

[@bayeinebouhaya2067]

No, bastard tend to do that.

[@dewdecsysabz5323]

@@bayeinebouhaya2067nah. He’s a sigma

[@girlleavemealone--]

"Because she was the horse from Spirit"

[@Abominatrix650]

"She ate lots of food but never gained weight." OMG, she's so relatable! I may be a guy but I have that issue too! So hard to put on muscle!

[@alliesoapway1076]

"She collected hotel bibles." Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."

[@FirePrank6]

Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.

[@alliesoapway1076]

@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.

[@pookpook3891]

@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...

[@thomas.thomas]

@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room

[@axeldeporte4073]

@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries

[@paulpinecone2464]

"She was not like other girls. She was fictional."

[@nidhinadam1062]

Best one

[@frankwest5388]

God I hate that line. There is nothing more "like other girls" than insiting that they are different. This especially applies to teens. It's like the most teen girl thing ever.

[@Earl_Dioxazine]

@@frankwest5388’Tis a good thing I never use that line. When people assume that I’m the same as every other teen, they’re dead wrong. This is not power of their creation!

[@mndlessdrwer]

"She was not like the other girls. She was a hallucination from all the drugs."

[@paulpinecone2464]

@@mndlessdrwer She was not like all the other hallucinations.

[@nxtinline2]

I just enjoyed watching you figure out new ways to look like you’re typing.

[@Mia_Coconut]

“Her hands were soft and delicate, but strong and tough” 😭

[@Sydd787]

As a man I just need them to be soft. 😊

[@freakalicous_finn]

@@Sydd787tf

[@OxenMoxie]

i love a woman that can carry me@@Sydd787

[@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920]

If it was his…that would be perfec-ACHILLES.

[@Mia_Coconut]

@@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920 LMAO TRUE 💀 😭

[@rainandhail67]

"She was clumsy except in all forms of combat. She was also a vampire."

[@mhorrighan]

torn between two identical looking white guys

[@wasabi5932]

@@mhorrighan whose names were Brad and Vlad

[@SalemsForgottenWitch]

@@wasabi5932 Brad and Chad

[@marilynmonroe442]

Even though the guys looked the same … their personalities couldn’t be more different. One was borderline abusive and the other was … also borderline abusive

[@skullsaintdead]

"(Which meant she never aged and remained both physically & mentally at the ripe age of 17...").

[@VivaLahope]

“Her eyes were like emeralds.” “If emeralds were brown.”

[@toad_of_the_sky]

"Her hair was like the sands of a tropical shore... if that sand was brown."

[@whokilledjesse.]

lmaoo

[@nickbrown638]

@@toad_of_the_sky”Her hair was like sand. It was course, rough, and it gets everywhere.

[@khanhkhanh1060]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@khanhkhanh1060]

​@@toad_of_the_sky 🤣🤣🤣

[@eowynsisterdaughter]

The way you massage the keyboard as you craft these stereotypes 😂

[@coena9377]

“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.

[@cinderleaves3949]

“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”

[@spectre9340]

No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂

[@tyneekaw15]

SAME! 🤣

[@khxliakhxlia3605]

As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol

[@R0L0s]

She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.

[@dealusion]

THIS

[@esperanza___]

Hysterical😂😂🤣

[@courtneyj9906]

I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.

[@mcbedo6568]

@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.

[@eh8778]

​​@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds

[@_.SpaghettiMuffins._]

“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?

[@xxqueenofdarkness]

They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.

[@PawsBoff]

It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)

[@ibtsamjadoh9988]

@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"

[@jamesacolatse7447]

Lol

[@Sora-cv6ds]

@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀

[@whatever_art]

I can't even shit on this because it's better than what description I can write😭

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is

[@cassettetape7643]

bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-

[@random_meta]

@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔

[@caradanellemcclintock8178]

And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little

[@solaceskies1]

This reminds me of You for some reason.

[@VladGrim]

@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂

[@no-yn6uy]

Author's face: concentration, a genius working Their hands: just act natural

[@jxst_yuukii]

me writing a story

[@thereienteredaname3977]

@@jxst_yuukii not everything gotta be about you bestie

[@Ant1qu3r0s3]

I COMMENTED THAT TOO!! Omg yes

[@thereienteredaname3977]

@Cheezit Police lol I feel bad for saying it

[@bekah9743]

Yall savage on main and I'm here w popcorn

[@sukunasgaylover]

"No one else noticed her. Except for _me._ I noticed her. Which meant that I was entitled to her."

[@fulla6967]

You know the rules and so do i.

[@shum8104]

bozo proving reality to be the complete opposite under a thread talking about "lol men don't know women at all!"

[@itmekai]

​@@shum8104 men ☕

[@shum8104]

@@itmekai nice one woman now point out one thing I said wrong

[@deadunicycles8029]

@@shum8104 referring to a woman as “woman” is a start to a long list

[@kristinedoty7876]

Reminds me of what some guy wrote about his idea of "the perfect girl" in our student newspaper in highschool. The line that stood out and I've remembered for 43 years, "she was thin, without deprivation". I seethe as much, if not more, today as I did then!

[@michellegulden1052]

"She was beautiful, even more so, because she didn't know it."

[@Rosa-ol3pv]

"You don't know you're beautiful, but that's what makes you beautiful"

[@ayuCc.]

Some random guy from college literally said the same thing and also send me the song , I still haven’t met him irl thank god

[@jeannettesmith8792]

My mom says that about me, she says I don’t tell you it much because it’s better if you’re insecure like wtf

[@-DiveForIve-]

@@jeannettesmith8792the what oml

[@mahi93162]

@@jeannettesmith8792omg my mom lowkey did the same lol. I’m kinda glad she didn’t say it much cause it made me not focus so much on my physical appearance, but sometimes I wish she complimented me more cause I had low self esteem when I was younger. I have a little more confidence now tho

[@LiamChaidez]

“She was like a lesbian. A lesbian who likes men.”

[@Doodle_Head]

Underrated

[@KozelPraiseGOELRO]

She was like a man, but without every man-like part, but instead woman-like.

[@sadfox8248]

Writer discovered tomboys

[@Doodle_Head]

@@sadfox8248 yeah but at the end of the book he “fixes” the tomboy and by the end she’s back to her “natural feminine self 🥺”

[@sadfox8248]

​@@Doodle_Head the bad ending ;_;

[@Randomhobbyaccount]

“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”

[@MeowOnTheInternet]

LMAO

[@doyouwannab7469]

She had alexandrias genesis

[@zzombiegrrl]

and natural purple eyes

[@Lumberjack_king]

​@@zzombiegrrlok thats just anime logic

[@ssen7857]

😂😂😂

[@enzi87]

The fact that she was that out of the ordinary but the narrator was the ONLY one that noticed her LMAO

[@christianagauger4980]

"She was funny and smart. She was the new kid in school. She was bullied everyday, and came from an abusing family where she was secretly the lost child of royalty."

[@morgann1611]

Literally every Disney movie

[@MyzMalheur]

​@@morgann1611More like every ff xD

[@autumnrayne22]

but then when she became the new queen she "forgave everyone who did her wrong"

[@morgann1611]

@@MyzMalheur oh yeah lol

[@Renekoyuki]

Gacha 2018 vids be like-

[@ilikebread9647]

"everyone called her abs for short" "not a single person noticed her"

[@W1XZZ]

This😭

[@cristinaeus3845]

Because aurora borealis îs an illusion, it was all just in His brain😂😂😂

[@Floralaie]

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx adding this in my “to write” list

[@Sakkaz]

My name for short is also abs 🥹. I’m happy that somebody also have abs as a short name

[@Floralaie]

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx good to know but I’m definitely going to write it so stay tuned!

[@msalexxa2012]

“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”

[@AngryZukoHere]

Bro this actually made me laugh out loud

[@umitencho]

Breathes

[@darkstarr984]

“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”

[@b5lovermore]

@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@DarlingMissDarling]

@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍

[@savannah2337]

I just love the gradual massaging of the laptop 😂

[@ArtistJane]

“She had an hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, and an appropriate height that complimented me, as I am 5’8”.”

[@monideepamitra7622]

Short king 💪

[@yusataslim3666]

As a male I can confirm that "hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, ..." lol

[@konfuzzzled]

this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀

[@zainabk.m.3236]

This comment deserves more likes 😩

[@samsonoak9653]

Fair enough dude

[@vinniewhiteout8052]

As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.

[@zainabk.m.3236]

@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻

[@roxirock5455]

@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part

[@John-cq3py]

I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".

[@CogSpartan]

This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs

[@bunnybox3352]

Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??

[@theAisle14panda]

@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.

[@weetzybat]

@@CogSpartan 😆😂

[@hoshismadnessindontlie8635]

🤮

[@POTATO_does_stuff]

And the girls r like “Yup she slayed.”

[@NovelTeaOne]

She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.

[@eloisegodet7022]

The accuracy makes me feel sick

[@RhythmAddictedState]

People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭

[@XiELEd4377]

@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal

[@vanyel_etc8695]

Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was" Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"

[@aestheticcat8976]

@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂

[@Paradi1se]

“She was fragile, tiny. She had a childlike wonder to her but she was also mature”

[@potatobeagle8222]

"She said she was 14 and asked me to leave her alone. She just liked to play hard to get like that."

[@blissfulchild13]

@@potatobeagle8222NAHHH 😭😭😭

[@thepotatoportal69]

"...She was cute and behaved and spoke like an adorable, little 8-year-old, with the body of a 5-year-old, but she said she was actually 6,934 years old, so technically wasn't "illegal"..."

[@ysucae]

-vomits -

[@wordzmyth]

🤮🤮🤮

[@riversbend9783]

author: her friends called her *nickname* also author: she had no friends

[@Blwbelle]

Plot twist, y/ns friends are ghosts

[@HUNKunit]

Lol

[@lbentosoares4]

She has multiple personalities and those called her abs when they assume her body...to piss her off

[@airtiger4577]

I have a friend that has arora for her last name

[@bigidea121]

Because she was not like other girls who need friends

[@mitchc.2660]

You say "Men writing female characters" but like... this could slip in perfectly to any Twilight book or spin off. 😂😂😂

[@queerparadox8328]

She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.

[@lynnylynx17]

This is the funniest comment ever 😭

[@nehaharikrishnan4346]

I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂

[@tyepie8807]

Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂

[@cearapearson8752]

I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣

[@teaatnight5662]

HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭

[@inkypan5678]

“Mostly milk because she’s white” Positively CACKLING

[@TheBriar_123]

I wanted to leave my like but the beauty of a 666 must be left undisturbed.

[@spicysalad3013]

@@TheBriar_123 you can like now

[@spicysalad3013]

@@yeebler who said anything about hating a race

[@fidoratt8288]

@@yeebler they could be a different race.

[@Synphss]

@@yeebler how do you know they're white?

[@Faysight00]

"Not a single person noticed her" My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨

[@xdan-]

All fictional characters are imaginary.

[@RacingSnails64]

LOL good point

[@crystal_isha]

✨delusion✨

[@ShadesMF]

My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨

[@urieldaboamorte]

​@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨

[@Aaravsharmathegreat]

The level of similarity to many of such books makes me think that you should genuinely write your own series and make millions (please give me a small share, preferably a large share)

[@laluenbaires]

"She smelled like a coconut forest, if coconuts grew in forests. She was gracefully strange like that."

[@Angela-x6o]

Lmaoo

[@laluenbaires]

@@sashawakizashi hahah thank you

[@happybunny892]

LMAO - SO! GOOD!!!

[@judaswasametalhead]

But coconuts DO grow in forest. So nothing strange nor particulary graceful. But I would say the leaves of a coco palm dancing in the wind is pretty graceful.

[@Blahblablahblablah]

But they do..

[@MaryDKidd]

"she was very clumsy and awkward, but at the dance floor she rocked all the perfect tunes" 🤣

[@ArborParva]

Well that is me you're describing 😅 I really do be like that

[@cxxsssieee7927]

@@ArborParva boy get Outta here

[@moe9919]

@@ArborParva trying to be the main character 😭

[@dandeleon2764]

Silly girl, don't you know the main love interest is NEVER allowed to have dancing skills? These are stories for book readers!

[@MaryDKidd]

@@moe9919 Hahaha main character syndrome xD

[@senoir.]

The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic

[@sanika4150]

I see what u did there 😂

[@leep7136]

God I can't XDDDD

[@cindywam-z8220]

Took me out 😂😭😭

[@ale_lingua]

You had me at “Abs.”

[@sevenheavens-gj9qq]

“She had the most curvaceous figure, and large honklongdonglingerongeroos she had.”

[@dontatmeev3r]

blessings on you for spelling that out. I hope nothing but good things happen to you

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

Big old *Tonhongerekoogers*

[@RamnNodls]

"her boobs boobed boobily"

[@pan8086]

​@The Musical Cardinal. Not just Hentai characters have bongkaloongbazoongaloongas There is shy people too and normal people too and smart people too in real life who have them

[@howlrichard1028]

@@pan8086 I really like how you made distinction between being shy, smart, and normal.

[@שרלילה-ג6כ]

She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤

[@triumphaladarkshadow4388]

She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.

[@cinchro]

She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.

[@doggo6517]

Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.

[@S0meRandomPerson]

- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)

[@commandercaptain4664]

She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.

[@tissue-chan2360]

I like how they always say “Im just not like other girls” when all the story’s about them are the same 🧍‍♀️

[@meghan_withanh6547]

they’re about the same different girls lmao

[@leep7136]

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE SERIOUSLY THAT COMMENT IS SO FREAKIN TRUE

[@justjules24]

The girls they write about are the 1%...... that includes aliens and any other non human beings so I guess it's a lot of "other girls"

[@Sim0sama]

“She’s not like other girls” cause she’s not real 🤣🤣🤣

[@lazra4321]

@@meghan_withanh6547 yup an oxymoronic scenario

[@Vorevix]

"But everyone just called her abs" ... "Not a single person noticed her." 😂❤

[@beanlord4795]

“An appropriate amount of freckles” ????

[@bigpulgalokes]

It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles

[@serene3175]

@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin

[@bigpulgalokes]

@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.

[@vanessasmacedo]

@@serene3175 people know what freckles are lmao

[@StarryLotusSkies]

I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.

[@kiwimiwi5452]

"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world. It was autism." -if I wrote a book

[@animal_cupcake]

HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME

[@hello_i_am_jacob]

I'm sending this to the group chat lmao

[@sk22-12]

My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤

[@ebonyalexis32]

I want this book !

[@kiwimiwi5452]

@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!

[@guillermolledowolkowicz7085]

"she never sweats and she always smells like jasmine. She doesn't even poop"

[@MJ-zt4xc]

✨️Constipation✨️

[@drawing_kitty5519]

...or breathe.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Well no woman poop nor fart so I don't see why this is special...

[@tylosenpai6920]

"But when she does, the toilet clogs" 💀

[@patatav7780]

​@@MJ-zt4xcno cause on a daiky basis i struggle so much 😔, I've gone weeks without pooping 😭

[@gillesdr]

I want the next episode!, now I’m hooked🤣

[@seekittycat]

"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."

[@SoulbentAnime]

:(

[@rutuqueen2672]

She was like one of the boys

[@melissasaint3283]

Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.

[@melissasaint3283]

@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"

[@pierogue]

@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”

[@whokilledjesse.]

"Her skin is like chocolate." "White chocolate."

[@ilikemydonutswithjaminthem5606]

Lmao I can't

[@Narutogrl]

As a light-skinned black woman, this pretty accurately describes me 🤣

[@ashleywilliams3940]

@@Narutogrl STOP 🤣

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

@@Narutogrl LOL

[@englishmuffin7]

@@Narutogrl i was almost afraid to admit this was me xD like is there no other way to describe brown skin than chocolate or coffee?

[@JessiTheBestiGaming]

You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.

[@SilverLady52]

The makeup fairies 😂😂😂

[@Shreyashi_512]

The specificity😩

[@JessiTheBestiGaming]

@@Shreyashi_512 🤣🤣

[@chapablo]

I would like to know more about her boo- about her.

[@Aeimos]

Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.

[@jackie1552]

"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her Mary Sue."

[@maryjanehansen7947]

more like mary jane

[@ismtud1364]

@@maryjanehansen7947 no you missed the joke, look up what a Mary Sue is

[@alexb9969]

Ebony😭😭😭😭

[@Wagonman-h1k]

I get it

[@maryjanehansen7947]

@@ismtud1364 i'm joking butthead cause my name is mary jane ://

[@sinathurainanthasoruban2930]

Your way of typing in keyboard is better than mine😂😂😂

[@abbyjennings940]

"An appropriate amount of freckles" had me cackling way too much lol

[@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ]

Are they arranged symetrically? Also and more importantly, do her breasts perk in excitement?

[@rkhound247]

Wtf is the "appropriate " amount of freckles?!

[@morgainneluv]

@@rkhound247 fr

[@berkaydemirci]

@@rkhound247 Not too much freckles, excessive freckles just look bad to most people.

[@oddbobproductions781]

22.5

[@KayGee_yt]

"I was blinded by her beautiful youth and youthful beauty"

[@_Invalid_]

💀💀💀

[@AW-xc1xc]

She was also 5 but looked 18 officer I swear, *please don't make me go to jail*

[@myman8336]

@@AW-xc1xc You work here bro chill In The Mines

[@xEEEa7iu231]

my type are grown women who act, look, and sound like a child

[@thisisntallowed9560]

She wasn't like the other girls, she was under 18

[@spidey_things]

"She was so small, so fragile, that he felt like he had to cradle her with the softest touch."

[@tomsmith6513]

He was surprised that a woman could be so small and short and still be successful and noticed by people.

[@U_faker]

​@@tomsmith6513 But nobody noticed her only I did 💀

[@frijolitoandcuterice]

I don't usually read books in English because it is not my first language so I haven't read that quote before and actually sounds good to me 😅

[@spidey_things]

@@frijolitoandcuterice it's a common phrase used in wattpad books, especially werewolf ones. It's just overused, it isnt initially bad, but most of the time it's meant with sexual undertones to build up sexual tension.

[@frijolitoandcuterice]

Yeah, I got the idea that it was something like that, thanks for explaining :)

[@Cat_in_a_Basket718]

The karate chopping of the keyboard 😂