Men writing female characters

[@juliee.7072]

"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"

[@luvlysar]

That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric

[@jordanrayne4779]

Alaska Young

[@luvlysar]

@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol

[@weetzybat]

Can i read the rest of this tho

[@immortaltillprovenmortal3240]

Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green

[@lunathemoon64]

“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.

[@Undefinedde]

ikr

[@Vexarax]

A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p

[@hinamiravenroot7162]

Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?

[@Vexarax]

@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Basically any author writing any character.

[@liviiblahblah4359]

"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"

[@lilyachernik942]

😂

[@aaronbolser9579]

Exactly what I thought lol

[@agustdrip1960]

😂😂

[@obvi.angell]

I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered

[@diaismid]

wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@amanda45615]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Editz_by_Letrixx]

wrote it down! lmao

[@SparklesNJazz]

“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”

[@deondsouza2963]

She was Bella Swan.

[@idontevenknowanymore3400]

LMAO

[@ifellonaknife]

oh wait that's just me irl

[@nr5755]

Bella vibes

[@Floof1122]

maybe she's autistic 🤔

[@Shinobuchaaaa]

"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .

[@benzosiara]

THATS ON POINT

[@nomecognome8737]

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol

[@Joseph_rma]

A "Fallen" Angel? loool

[@439801RS]

(She was mine...)

[@theyoungg1590]

Fallen angels… so a demon?

[@EvelynnEndgame]

The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“And that cream was human made”

[@latiasswings]

@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

@@latiasswings indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’

[@SugarandSarcasm]

😂

[@Rose-ghostsnflowers]

Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.

[@user-hj6zi8sn5e]

'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“She never bathed or did skincare, in fact she didn’t even know what it was. She smelled like expired fudge and sunshine, her hair like a wet rat but it didn’t look bad it looked beautiful, sweeping over her shoulders”

[@JessiDeerSims]

You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.

[@SilverLady52]

The makeup fairies 😂😂😂

[@Daisy_518]

The specificity😩

[@JessiDeerSims]

@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣

[@chapablo]

I would like to know more about her boo- about her.

[@Aeimos]

Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.

[@favegossipgirl]

"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"

[@makbones3481]

😂

[@elijahsmall5873]

Lol

[@JuneKG231]

Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.

[@thereccher8746]

These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."

[@synthearose]

“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂

[@sweetbabyboo5]

“She was like a cup of coffee” Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀 “With a lot of milk in it, she was White” Me: There it is 😂😂😂 Spot on

[@AquaComputerVR]

"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"

[@nothankyou2949]

STOP 💀

[@wastrelperv]

Wife material. 😍

[@I-love-my-comrades]

💀💀

[@Itakepicturesofthesun]

Just like when Burger King posted on twitter that "women belong in the kitchen" trying to be inclusive by saying that they hire a lot of women. But yeah that didn't turn out well.

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“Her hands moved even faster on my certain body part..”

[@Dailyfiver]

“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”

[@BrianLocke]

That's hilarious.

[@TheHiddenRealities]

I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.

[@Dailyfiver]

@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘

[@DaSunfish]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Dailyfiver]

@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad

[@extendedpotato]

"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught

[@maddienickerson7183]

i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol

[@specialfriend2061]

I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn

[@kidvillain7094]

@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.

[@kidvillain7094]

@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐

[@cyanimation1605]

Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her

[@jameshughes6355]

Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words

[@Rue_Acino]

Omg I thought I was the only one noticing this lmfao

[@nalastwin]

@@Rue_Acinosame

[@karmaflavor3443]

That computer got one good massage.

[@derekwestbrook9383]

“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting

[@flameepidemic4839]

Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂

[@comradeleppi2000]

@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one

[@Mystery9870]

Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names

[@DanDCool]

Oh right lol

[@ShayerSUtsho]

add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD

[@user-ps7yn1xk8c]

“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”

[@MeowOnTheInternet]

LMAO

[@doyouwannab7469]

She had alexandrias genesis

[@liv1ngdeadgirl]

and natural purple eyes

[@Lumberjack_king]

​@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic

[@ssen7857]

😂😂😂

[@anaareasfodor]

"She was a mix of wild-child and sphinx. Her stark hazel eyes reminded me of a great , big squall , and the last embers of an ancient forest fire. "

[@DELottProductions]

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.

[@JustCallMeEmily]

"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"

[@Maya_hee]

Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.

[@carag2567]

This should be pinned.

[@skips_51]

lol

[@terra9074]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

[@kananmatsuuralover]

You forgot to add "tion"

[@samanthafriginal3705]

"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her

[@ldm290b8]

And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅

[@lele_noobzilla]

nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign

[@0mn1P4wn4g3]

That's actually the woman written YA version

[@bleedinghearts4768]

@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr

[@unnatirathi23]

Fr 💀

[@evok3226]

I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that

[@jeremiahgabriel5709]

My favorite "men writing female characters" will always be the first time I bumped into that category of meme, and it was the "She breasted boobily" paragraph. I cackled for probably 20 minutes straight, with a friend I had at the time. If you've not read it I strongly encourage you to do so.

[@R0L0s]

She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.

[@dealusion]

THIS

[@esperanza___]

Hysterical😂😂🤣

[@courtneyj9906]

I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.

[@mcbedo6568]

@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.

[@eh8778]

​​@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds

[@NovelTeaOne]

She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.

[@eloisegodet7022]

The accuracy makes me feel sick

[@RhythmAddictedState]

People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭

[@XiELEd4377]

@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal

[@vanyel_etc8695]

Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was" Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"

[@aestheticcat8976]

@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂

[@Forever_alone-but-not-lonely]

"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"

[@skydecay69]

“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”

[@farsha-cp6et]

This also sounds like that quirky heroine in every teenager's YA novel

[@davidmohan1095]

I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10

[@starfruitiger]

👏🏽

[@jlms69]

By "everyone", he means him.

[@G3E007]

this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately

[@camradrip3730]

You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.

[@mamorumobushi2217]

​@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡

[@barbaral.7221]

The “she’s not like the other girls” while she looks completely average and has the most average interests ever is on point

[@emilycook7628]

Literally like 90% wear makeup lol

[@pebblegrindelwald6593]

Ikr lol

[@divadiya2151]

Ifkrrrr

[@alexprajzu5766]

@teehee Right!? Don't you just love to make origami swans with your friends or family from the hotel bibles you've collected that month? IKR!🤩🤩

[@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319]

Personality has left the chat...

[@ouchtor]

As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭

[@obvi.angell]

LOL😭😭😭

[@Blessedliving24]

I’m pretty sure Suzanne collins wrote Katniss like this. There’s also the hollow vows which was written by a woman.

[@alliesoapway1076]

"She collected hotel bibles." Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."

[@FirePrank6]

Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.

[@alliesoapway1076]

@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.

[@pookpook3891]

@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...

[@thomas.thomas]

@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room

[@axeldeporte4073]

@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries

[@user-vh1pn9ks6v]

She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤

[@triumphaladarkshadow4388]

She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.

[@cinchro]

She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.

[@doggo6517]

Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.

[@S0meRandomPerson]

- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)

[@commandercaptain4664]

She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.

[@1tst1g3rx0]

NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭

[@TheSadMusician]

Nobody notices her, yet everyone calls her abs

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is

[@cassettetape7643]

bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-

[@random_meta]

@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔

[@caradanellemcclintock8178]

And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little

[@solitaireseries]

This reminds me of You for some reason.

[@VladGrim]

@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂

[@konfuzzzled]

this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀

[@zainabk.m.3236]

This comment deserves more likes 😩

[@samsonoak9653]

Fair enough dude

[@vinniewhiteout8052]

As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.

[@zainabk.m.3236]

@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻

[@roxirock5455]

@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part

[@MiniAussieDog4]

I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying

[@LifeLongMETALHead83]

*Women writing female characters.

[@vaefields5472]

“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”

[@frogonthebikeheh]

Well that's a plot twist

[@kittencohort1766]

True

[@lilychu2453]

Ohhh that's a good plot for a story

[@kiyomi4081]

​@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢

[@priscillajimenez27]

I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her

[@obscuriguity4365]

i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved

[@blooms454]

Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂

[@goazer2]

A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.

[@lyzziekelly]

Lmao 🤣

[@lyzziekelly]

​@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣

[@senthousand1000]

Nice comment

[@user-ur5iw6pt4d]

Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage

[@DDofLove]

I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮‍💨

[@luckyDancer100]

Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.

[@diamond_dogs]

But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho

[@Sniper-gz5cl]

@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.

[@advait03]

@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video

[@advait03]

Hermione in a nutshell

[@unicornfabuloso]

@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that

[@oleanders55]

" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "

[@AnnaAlderink]

lmfaooo 🤣

[@moonlight.flowernight]

Lol🤣

[@convulsiive]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Paint_the_sky_yours]

I don't like being called out like that. 😅

[@singingcat02]

That’s a very good one

[@JackCry.420]

As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PARTOF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?

[@Colorlightt]

Yes~!

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

​@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo

[@littlemrsmods7998]

‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’

[@wetworms.]

"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."

[@ynsmessybun9548]

@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭

[@ABAO2009]

Even her zits were perfect

[@eniryuuoke7446]

Kaitlyn W 🤣

[@selvakumarn4683]

@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits

[@John-cq3py]

I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".

[@CogSpartan]

This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs

[@bunnybox3352]

Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??

[@theAisle14panda]

@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.

[@weetzybat]

@@CogSpartan 😆😂

[@hoshismadnessindontlie8635]

🤮

[@mickeymadmouse]

Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!

[@Iexist-hv3og]

Well now we need a story character who only goes by “Abs” lol

[@party_hardy]

“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”

[@ypanso]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3

[@cheyblake2475]

what was the last sentence?! 😆

[@froo5667]

​@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps

[@uh3610]

She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.

[@teamblack204]

"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"

[@queerparadox8328]

She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.

[@kastlescove]

This is the funniest comment ever 😭

[@nehaharikrishnan4346]

I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂

[@tyepie8807]

Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂

[@cearapearson8752]

I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣

[@teaatnight5662]

HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭

[@soukoku-queen1929]

I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤

[@ElleeDraws]

"she didn't wear makeup because she isn't like other girls" i want to hear a story where the protagonist actually does wear makeup tbh

[@zhongli9073]

I wanna see them struggle to put on eyeliner every morning lol. It'd be nice to have an mc who's relatable like that

[@ElleeDraws]

@@zhongli9073 hell yeah, that'd genuinely be very cool

[@sophia2474]

@@zhongli9073 yeah and every girl in every movie apparently wakes up with a full face or makeup

[@Joee003]

Picture that: the whole story unfolds because one day, she wakes up and finds out that she's out of mascara, once her whole face is already on. I'd read it.

[@insertchannelname1223]

Tbh makeup is normal for many of the ppl who wear it, so the mc would prob. not even mention

[@VictorZucchini]

Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂

[@Chevronsevenlocked]

The hand movements are top tier

[@thesaurus8124]

“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”

[@daikonnn822]

O R B S

[@jelly3800]

"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story

[@marceldawn0_o]

@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written

[@gunwooks_planet]

the fanfic writers are screaming rn

[@Aztechaemenid]

"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.

[@chopotronichappiness8917]

here ya go mate 🤏

[@FadazMada]

Maybe white coffee

[@kim7990]

🤣

[@SavageBunnyGetMoney]

" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹

[@miguelpadeiro762]

That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though

[@linalski]

I love how she tapped on the computer😂

[@poppothedoggo]

Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭

[@_.SpaghettiMuffins._]

“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?

[@xxqueenofdarkness]

They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.

[@PawsBoff]

It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)

[@ibtsamjadoh9988]

@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"

[@jamesacolatse7447]

Lol

[@Sora-cv6ds]

@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀

[@msalexxa2012]

“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”

[@AngryZukoHere]

Bro this actually made me laugh out loud

[@umitencho]

Breathes

[@darkstarr984]

“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”

[@b5lovermore]

@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@DarlingMissDarling]

@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍

[@Eila-fp7tb]

Not her massaging the computer 😂

[@AImaniaX]

Omg I love this! 😂❤

[@emiliehh.12]

If they're describing a black girl they just say: "Her skin was like dark chocolate"

[@arianadejesus7]

literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟

[@theblondeone181]

@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all

[@renegadeprism42]

I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?

[@lordtengens4thwife165]

@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate

[@renegadeprism42]

@@lordtengens4thwife165 i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of

[@beanlord4795]

“An appropriate amount of freckles” ????

[@bigpulgalokes]

It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles

[@serene3175]

@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin

[@bigpulgalokes]

@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.

[@vanessasmacedo]

@@serene3175 people know what freckles are lmao

[@StarryLotusSkies]

I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.

[@ZavierFray]

"Good lord, what is happening in there?" "Aurora Borealis" "Aur...Aurora Borealis at this time of year at this time of day at this part of the country localised entirely within your kitchen!" "Yes." "...may I see it?" "...No!"

[@stellaanneee]

I love John Green, but I feel like Abs could be one of his characters😂

[@whokilledjesse.]

"Her skin is like chocolate." "White chocolate."

[@ilikemydonutswithjaminthem5606]

Lmao I can't

[@Narutogrl]

As a light-skinned black woman, this pretty accurately describes me 🤣

[@ashleywilliams3940]

@@Narutogrl STOP 🤣

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

@@Narutogrl LOL

[@englishmuffin7]

@@Narutogrl i was almost afraid to admit this was me xD like is there no other way to describe brown skin than chocolate or coffee?

[@acehealer4212]

“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”

[@bringsnsdback1645]

Please you took words from my mouth 😂👌

[@swaysaur]

Omg this comment 😂

[@ananyaupadhya1974]

Omg truth

[@shivaram3095]

Bruh as a boy this is the truth lmfao.

[@pessoinhacansada6900]

EXACTLY

[@stary-girl]

Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard

[@Woof_rainbow]

I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol

[@victorayomikun68]

Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie

[@OwOpepsi]

"No one else noticed her. Except for me. I noticed her. Because I was stalking her."

[@StarAnimationsBr]

Lol

[@Some_username-zo3rs]

Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly

[@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832]

😅😂

[@kikithepupper6774]

"Hey.. You"

[@TheLonelyGhostArt]

STAHP IM USING THAT-

[@coena9377]

“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.

[@cinderleaves3949]

“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”

[@spectre9340]

No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂

[@tyneekaw15]

SAME! 🤣

[@khxliakhxlia3605]

As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol

[@westvirginiascoolestcanadian]

i have an inappropriate amount of freckles.

[@sugarbaby1974]

The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD

[@bishop1412]

Her name was Aurora Borealis, and she wasn't like the other girls because she was a weather phenomenon.

[@SleeplessExtrovert]

Stop you made me choke on my milk im gonna sue

[@franklinpham7235]

she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable

[@not_milk]

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

[@alexvaraderey]

Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.

[@SleeplessExtrovert]

@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment

[@ryleemaher1238]

Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂

[@doriot543]

I cracked when she gave up fake typing

[@yayahicks3829]

The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING

[@caitlynguthrie5641]

Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀

[@Jeyika]

I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny

[@jacindacrous2249]

It's the only I came to the comments!!

[@noahdeabler3617]

I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part

[@minoibwoi14]

I’m ngl, this is how a lot of women write a male love interest as well. Romance writers are just weird like that lol

[@LeanneKrv]

I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.

[@ILoveGrungeFrogs]

Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭

[@lunaneila]

Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!

[@JosephParker7]

@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different

[@ILoveGrungeFrogs]

@@JosephParker7 💀💀

[@ahandl3]

that's how unique girls type duh

[@kiwimiwi5452]

"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world. It was autism." -if I wrote a book

[@animal_cupcake]

HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME

[@hello_i_am_jacob]

I'm sending this to the group chat lmao

[@sk22-12]

My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤

[@ebonyalexis32]

I want this book !

[@kiwimiwi5452]

@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!

[@Moon8pie]

I love the part where she “actually” types something lol but it was such a funny video 😂😂

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿

[@ilikebread9647]

"everyone called her abs for short" "not a single person noticed her"

[@W1XZZ]

This😭

[@cristinaeus3845]

Because aurora borealis îs an illusion, it was all just in His brain😂😂😂

[@Daffodils_over_roses]

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx adding this in my “to write” list

[@Sakkaz]

My name for short is also abs 🥹. I’m happy that somebody also have abs as a short name

[@Daffodils_over_roses]

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx good to know but I’m definitely going to write it so stay tuned!

[@MC-yg1mq]

The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop

[@chako-chips...849]

JAKFKWD

[@DearReaderReadAloud]

There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂

[@mynameisstolen]

@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐

[@3starsburningbright]

KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD

[@bi.fruitsalad]

@@3starsburningbright yess 😂

[@Lulu_sasa1989]

Ngl soman chainani did so well on writing agatha and sophie

[@ewanmcgregor2503]

“Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country localized entirely in your kitchen?”

[@LiamChaidez]

“She was like a lesbian. A lesbian who likes men.”

[@Doodle_Head]

Underrated

[@KozelPraiseGOELRO]

She was like a man, but without every man-like part, but instead woman-like.

[@sadfox8248]

Writer discovered tomboys

[@Doodle_Head]

@@sadfox8248 yeah but at the end of the book he “fixes” the tomboy and by the end she’s back to her “natural feminine self 🥺”

[@sadfox8248]

​@@Doodle_Head the bad ending ;_;

[@Faysight00]

"Not a single person noticed her" My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨

[@xdan-]

All fictional characters are imaginary.

[@RacingSnails64]

LOL good point

[@crystal_isha]

✨delusion✨

[@ShadesMF]

My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨

[@urieldaboamorte]

​@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨

[@Cianamaroll]

Hey ain't no one gonna talk how the voice sounds like ayano's voice from yandre simulator

[@vivianno1564]

"and would cut the pages out to make origami swans" *Continues to chop up the computer*

[@Khushu67]

Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Keyboard Massage.

[@salit3749]

she really said 🧙

[@x_kobalt]

Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison

[@Emmicuda]

It's the best part lmao

[@commandercaptain4664]

Cthulhu typeset.

[@__hireath__]

“she was just unique like that” *massages the computer*

[@user-pt5cl2ro6f]

_I can't breathh_

[@Space_Is_Silent]

I'm dieing- 🤣

[@matybaybump4565]

😭😭😭😭

[@gunny4394]

Massages the computer randomly.

[@nevermind6786]

Now THATS unique.

[@seamustheplatypus]

Women writing men writing female characters.

[@CurrentlyDreaming-wv4ny]

When she laughed, she'd laugh openly and loudly, so that you could hear her even 30 centimetres away! She didn't care about her body image and called out societies injustice, but she had a perfect hourglass figure(cue more explicit details that will not be mentioned here). And she always looked like an angel in the mornings, when she'd wake up at the crack of dawn. She was different.

[@her1563]

"Not like other girls" "White brunette"

[@Egg-d4mn3d]

As a white brunette, we will take over the world soon. Very, VERY soon

[@Heisenberg-mt2lx]

“Big ti- I mean great personality”

[@christmaslightsuptilljanuary]

@@Heisenberg-mt2lx oh-

[@BubbleBats]

@@Heisenberg-mt2lx BIG personality

[@Strawberrypocky911]

Ahahahaha!! 🤣

[@ryliel5292]

You gotta talk ab her chest if it’s from a male author 💀💀

[@LemurG]

"her heaving chest bounced with every step" 💀

[@EcholocationX]

@@LemurG she boobily breasted down the stairs and titted her coffee

[@tails3904]

@@EcholocationX Lmao

[@JustAnotherLokiStan]

Lmfao

[@Andreaa_-_]

@@EcholocationX Isn't that the desc of " r/MenWritingWomen"?