Omega Mart Employee Training Video - Complete Course [FULL VIDEO]

[@emgee2807]

Imagine getting paid minimum wage to work at a dimensional anomaly

[@promethium2302]

I mean I would do it for free

[@CuddIebone]

i did work at mcdonalds once

[@Josuh]

@@CuddIebone 😳

[@furiousfurry]

Ah yes, if the spc foundation was an scp

[@keketski5430]

Scp *****. Class keter Is a grocery store with interdimentional products inside but can be of use to scp foundation

[@Arraydeess]

Finally get to know what nationally localized means

[@shelbyrose6209]

Yes!

[@jsjskdjdk]

Ye

[@NorthamIncYT]

It means yes

[@andrebelefleur4965]

Nationalised locally actually means that it is manufactured nationally but is technically considered localised due the distribution centre being in the local area.

[@GugsIsLitterallyTheWorst]

yes

[@lazii5289]

“Was the product made here or brought?” “YES!” I love this store

[@jessepinkman_nb1fanreal]

off-topic, but we almost have the same pfp

[@johark]

ralsei pfp :3 floofi i used to have a ralsei pfp lol

[@thechargentarge1341]

*Y e s.*

[@nope7579]

*Y E S*

[@oldvlognewtricks]

“here or abroad”

[@chadspamton2159]

“Once you’ve used an aqua cone to cordon a location Please alert a manager and they’ll address the situation Go directly to your station and resume your occupation We appreciate your patience and attentive cooperation” Absolute fire

[@elizabethalvarado8698]

That must have taken several takes, to get right...!

[@canny_linguist]

Better than most actual rappers these days 🤣

[@TuhljinTampergauge]

@@canny_linguistLow bar.

[@Ku2an4l1]

Does drake have competition🤯🤯😮😯😮😯😮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gesshugh9976]

​@@TuhljinTampergauge low barz, is that a rapper name yet, because that would actually be kind of funny.

[@aurafox1]

"Why is there an ecru cone here?" "I just spilled something a couple minutes ago. It'll show up in about an hour, probably. Don't worry, the yesterday guy cleaned it already."

[@Lifeislife102]

Oh yeah I remember seeing tomorrow

[@catydoodles]

Bro... is that, A DIFFICULT SPILL!~

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

Yeah, I cleaned it up yesterday, but it should show up tomorrow.

[@doomjoltfromflordia4069]

Hi just got back from isle 6 and don’t worry I put an Ecru cone there to alert staff of the puddle that is causing a dark dimension unknown creatures to slowly enter into our reality

[@insert_username_here]

I had to change the ecru cone I put down to aqua, the liquid death that spilt was seeping into the deli meat case and I could feel the glass get hot. Luckily, these videos taught me to call the manager, and it was all sorted out tomorrow.

[@VoxtiTheArtist]

“If the customers high, exploit them for profit.”

[@kilemeinocalvire9898]

rule of acquisition 121

[@jgartin8151]

*Exceptional

[@jarvis6253]

Not high mentally insane and instable you can see that exceptional customer has somewhat lost her mind And can’t recover

[@dotamlac]

What an interdimensional anomaly.

[@chilaou]

@@kilemeinocalvire9898 the grand nagus is proud

[@ColaCat2001]

I love how Omega Mart is literally labeled as "grocery store" in their Google Maps listing, and the reviews are even BETTER

[@GumSkyloard]

Wym? It's a regular, normal, true grocery store.

[@karalyna2004]

@@GumSkyloard nah I think something is sus

[@cobalt_ink6114]

User “Bill” has been terminated by Omega Mart for: Sensitive information leak.

[@karalyna2004]

@@cobalt_ink6114 oh no just gonna hop over to my job at the foundation

[@ajemajh]

"lemons are pretty good. i named mine clarice"

[@TheWonder_OfU]

Honestly I really wish Omega Mart did a thing where they put up actual ads for workers in Vegas newspapers without explaining anything. Keep the act up the whole time, show them this training video, and just see how long a normal person not in on the bit lasts trying to work in this mindf*ck of a supermarket.

[@HelloImakecovers]

I would totally work there. Actually, I want to anyway.

[@angel_of_rust]

they'll probs try to cancel it or whatever

[@tellmewhenitsover]

considering you can find walmart all over the place I'd say Omega Mart would be super successful

[@feslerae]

They have ads at the Burbank airport. No joke.

[@Omen224]

I would submit to the liminal reality and just work there

[@Demonologist013]

It is like don't hug me I'm Scared but they forgot to do the horror parts and is just, Something's wrong I can feel it, vibes the entire time

[@chickenpancake1614]

Yeah it feels like dhmis but not scary

[@ShaneSDCR]

don't hug me

[@thats_that2008]

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOUR!!!!!!!

[@ShaneSDCR]

@@thats_that2008 no, but ecru is

[@adamplentl5588]

This is just regular capitalism.

[@MoroFuoro]

the letter omega is usually associated to the word “end” (also this is the last letter of the alphabet). This means at the end of the world, when you think all your hopes are lost, you will find this market

[@bingoccolon]

just a block across from milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe

[@syro33]

@@bingoccolon the restaurant at the end of the universe and the grocery store at the end of time...

[@icedrago6500]

Maybe it's just mega art (without O and M)

[@MoroFuoro]

@@icedrago6500shhh, let me live in this fantasy

[@funnycrab5684]

Big brain 🧠

[@Misha-dr9rh]

Omega mart feels like a post apocalyptic AI's simulation of a supermarket based on a dataset consisting of nothing but advertisements and portions of training tapes

[@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229]

WOAH. Great theory! But then what are difficult spills?

[@MrDonluchi]

Some hardcore fallout vibes over there

[@JadeSun7]

Like the computer from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream". o.o

[@feritperliare2890]

@@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 they didn't specify the training tapes were only for supermarket employees

[@bane2201]

@@feritperliare2890 The training tapes were probably a mix of tapes for grocery stores, SCP D-class personnel, SCP researchers, and also a college lecture series analyzing horror writers.

[@zoogie3780]

I love this concept so much, it's not straight horror, but it's really weird and unsettling. you get the mystery and danger with none of the overplayed demonic forces. (I also like how the trainee looks gradually more and more traumatized over the cone song)

[@killerxdeagles]

Finally a store that realized I’m exceptional, and doesn’t just call the police and say I’m tripping out of my mind

[@elenaxthatxbitch]

Yep.

[@indefinitehiatus2473]

Pretty sure that the store just has that effect on people

[@memerboi69.0]

that's just normal there

[@zxg8615]

Cost $50 a person to enter the door though...

[@aarasko]

and that’s why omega marts my favorite grocery store :)

[@devin-hall]

Omega Mart: The only place I feel comfortable purchasing duct tape, ropes, and a large shovel

[@WeaponizedToyCar]

Hmm what are you going to do with those?

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

@@WeaponizedToyCar gardening

[@thathatguy1151]

Don’t you mean duck tape, cubed string, and trowel stick? While you’re there, you should try their Butter Claw Machine.

[@foiledagain1914]

Ah, throwable rope shovel to mess around with.

[@Gatorade69]

Don't forget the Glorbox !

[@luigigaming4686]

Working at Omega Mart must feel like being on every drug at once

[@jsjskdjdk]

@@A_Common_Channel acid time

[@munchie69]

Oh god, I'm gonna be on a real trip then.

[@happydragon7095]

Sounds like I need to work at Omega Mart...

[@munchie69]

@Happy Dragon You don't exactly need to, it's just the fact that the brainwashing got to ya. Which is understandable.

[@shenotski]

Or Omega Mart Lemons

[@donaldconverse5542]

I played the Angry Customer, but what I like the most is the mini-cartoon of me! Ha!

[@Versus_Comics]

That’s awesome lol

[@Kakyoin3337]

W

[@RegularLad]

Wait this should be more popular

[@svenssko]

I like how the Exceptional Customer guide essentially details how to take care of someone who is tripping balls.

[@lunaetnix2034]

I mean I feel like they made it with that intention. Lololol. You can't have all that magic with the expectation for people NOT to trip balls.

[@redgunnit]

It's hard not to trip balls over These Incredible Savings!

[@adeptronic]

My experience with customers tripping balls is that usually they have no money, but they do often have a pocketful of stuff that you just coincidentally sell at your store.

[@Quotethe]

Omega mart IS tripping balls

[@Wario_B]

This vid was made for me

[@shlumpoindustries123]

This store feels like it should exist within the Adult Swim Extended Omniverse

[@lotso655]

[adult swim] Infomercialverse

[@nicholasmeyers1806]

Um actually "omniverse" is for the Ben 10 universe

[@raddestoflads7771]

Who says it doesn’t

[@tetsusiega2]

I wish Meow Wolf bought Turner Broadcasting instead of Discovery :(

[@hardcpy]

Omega mart is like if aliens opened a supermarket on earth with very basic knowledge about humans.

[@MaveriKat]

"Congratulations!" ...And yet somehow, this still made more sense than the ending to "Neon Genesis: Evangelion".

[@dubuyajay9964]

Alas, thus the original film trilogy.

[@Outta-hz1ej]

Omaedatoe.

[@Ichthyodactyl]

I shit you not, there is a video in the recommended list for me explaining the ending to Evangelion. I refuse to believe this is a coincidence.

[@bionicbirb9104]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

Too true, my friend was rambling on about how this meant that and that word meant that but honestly if u cant figure out what it means by watching it urself and have to resort to websites its probably overrated or not worth it

[@denimator05]

This is so much better than other analog horror because it actually seems like a video that would be made. For example, for the "difficult spills" thing, another series might say something much more extreme than "misplaced customers," but this just feels much more natural

[@munchie69]

This will be a very exciting and strange experience for everybody watching. Even if they aren't planning on working there at all.

[@jsjskdjdk]

True

[@itz-_-Azrael-_-]

Amazing

[@PariahQuail]

I applied, and they sent me this video. I’m intrigued by the unstable shifts in space/time but I’m unsure about the wet spills as I think wielding a mop is beneath me.

[@dqrlingvelvet9459]

Yes, I like to work there and it helped me. Oh and I bought kork soup in there

[@pe1900]

as if anybody wouldn't be planning on working at omega mart. it's the best totally normal "grocery store" out there!

[@skellyskellington3745]

This gives me the same feeling as “ don’t hug me I’m scared” it’s horrifyingly good

[@justlenda_sprins3931]

True

[@pastelbonbond1987]

Agreed

[@soojin9794]

Exactly

[@thatonecreepunderyourbed6014]

Yeah, like the music and everything is just....

[@paradiseharper9343]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@catlamp9894]

I am genuinely impressed at how perfectly androgynous that one employee looks

[@nerfheardingfuzzball]

They're p cute tbh

[@appleglassjuice11]

God, I wish I was them

[@PickledPlums]

hhhh they do ;v;

[@themememeister8382]

They're a *[GENDER REDACTED]* , obviously.

[@benagain30]

Wonder if their name is Pat

[@donaldconverse5542]

This video just WON 1st Place in the Short Film category at the Las Vegas International Film Festival!!

[@superhoops5091]

“Is this product made locally or abroad?” “Yes. 😀”

[@FlyingFlowewe]

"Whats your name?" "Yes. 😃" "Wierd.." (I would say that when i got there"

[@lazy_laisy3687]

"Great attitude :D"

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

Walmart!

[@dotamlac]

*neither both*

[@vanillaicecreamcheesefries]

@IDK you make it make sense

[@riimo_sapphire]

I'm watching these with a cheap pair of wireless earbuds and I cannot begin to describe how much the terrible quality and the lack of fidelity adds to the omega mart experience

[@spaciousdawgg]

The omega mart earbuds are great! Make sure to take them off when you start hearing the audio distort though my friend got transported to the 3rd dimension cuz of that

[@RedLuminous]

Just when the difficult spill bit began, my AC started crackling and creaking and whatnot. Really added layers to the effect.

[@keketski5430]

Buy omega headphones i swear to god they are better than anything ive ever seen

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@spaciousdawgg mine licked and cleaned my ears

[@Divine__.]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 uh

[@skully9600]

This series is like dreaming. Everything is normal but there are so many off things that go unrecognized

[@christiemarie8748]

Unless you're lucid

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

“Was the product made here, or abroad?” “Yes!”

[@JohnDoe-km1ev]

No cap, those bars were sick even tho it’s just a grocery store rap

[@the11382]

It’s an awesome satire of institutions trying to embed rap music.

[@miguelcunhakowalski1099]

The better part was “oh oh she lost her perception again of where her arm begins and her cart ends”

[@embercoral]

Man, I haven't heard a retail rap so tight since Veggietales's scallions introduced themselves.

[@j_freeman3230]

Straight up. Made it extra surreal too

[@kintsugikame]

3:42

[@miles6978]

I can’t wait to go to the globally local supermarket for some mammal liquid! We’ve been running low on it and couldn’t find it elsewhere!

[@wondermittens1844]

I know, right! My brittle bones will be ever so thankful once it arrives from my local Omega Mart in the Quadronic Nebula :D

[@styanax]

I've been craving those Nut-Free Salted Peanuts for a while, they are a little on the expensive side though.

[@Djbiohazard1991]

You should try some gestating mammal liquid toast paint while you're at it! :)

[@nyxismissing8660]

Oooo get some Omega Mart Lemons while you are getting the mammal liquid!

[@miles6978]

@@nyxismissing8660 I won’t forget

[@knottheory79220]

Whoever's playing the trainee does such a good job haha

[@karenlinares7541]

They look more and more high throughout the video

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@karenlinares7541 That's a side effect of onboarding.

[@IlSqueak]

@@phoebeaurum7113 Yessssssssssssss

[@NotFckingBen]

I agree, the actress is doing a great job at acting like she has no idea

[@donaldconverse5542]

That would be my friend Emily. She is very talented.

[@Eichro]

1:30 the subtle detail of her hands aging 40 years between takes

[@EpiKLyeah]

My family is actually planning a trip to Vegas this year, and if we end up going, we are going to omega mart!

[@Fictional_Reality]

oh boy i hope nothing totally goes wrong there.

[@EpiKLyeah]

@@Fictional_Reality yes me too haha ^^

[@Fictional_Reality]

@@EpiKLyeah btw if you didnt know, ask them for boop cards and if your lucky then they will have them

[@EpiKLyeah]

@@Fictional_Reality lol ok

[@randalllopez9707]

@@Fictional_Reality I'm going to las vegas in a month so thanks for telling people that

[@spartana1116]

The SCP foundation would have this place locked down in a heartbeat

[@Via-nf6dp]

Yep.. Yep

[@ILOVETRANSFORMERSONE]

Maybe they already have

[@torenchao]

plot twist: omegamart was created by scorned scp workers

[@maxtes252]

They couldn't contain it, so they told everyone that it's an art installation.

[@toastedprocastinator]

I litteraly thought of SCP once i saw Omega Mart

[@ThisHeroicDude]

My headcanon is that the omega mart exists in all dimensions and none simultaneously, and protects these dimensions from Eldritch Horrors that leak through the barrier.

[@e5858]

In our dimension, it’s an art installation for some reason.

[@loganiushere]

So it is an SCP, but one working for us! That explains so much!

[@dubuyajay9964]

Hastur goes there for booze?

[@PhoenixARCModding]

just another use for Human Element!

[@infinikki]

In order to protect your fragile perception of our reality in which OmegaMart is projected as an artistic display, please mind the ecru cone.

[@mugglepower]

You can not possibly imagine how much I appreciate this shit. My type of entertainment. The lost shopper is so accurate lol the first time I _got a little disorientated_ I spent five minutes trying to order some onion rings. Hope the burger king employees had such exceptional training......

[@aarasko]

lmao it’s happened to me

[@vilmosrozsa6408]

I love how the ending feels like the last scene of Neon Genesis Evangelion with everyone standing around and congratulating

[@KertaDrake]

Offer them the Omega Point coupon, Shinji!

[@DeadlySkill15]

Congratulations 👏

[@tenkoles9784]

I hope that was intencional

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

I like stuff like that

[@renaldyhaen]

Omedetou 👏👏👏

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

"Karen" works there instead of being a difficult customer, that's your first red flag that there's a cosmic anomaly.

[@KertaDrake]

And I wouldn't be surprised if the new employee is actually named "You" rather than being a stand-in.

[@krazyhartin]

Definitely a different realm for sure. Lol.

[@Sellthere]

Yes

[@morkiethuglife2195]

Not all Karen's are "Karens"

[@kucak7835]

lol

[@trainboy7]

Could you imagine if this store had a "Take Your Kid To Work Day" event?

[@thepizzaguy8477]

You'd be seeing a lot more ecru cones and a lot less children

[@AvidCobbleYT]

Oh crap

[@Venatius]

Take Your Kid From Work day.

[@paravostok]

Portal in a nutshell

[@amanwithnoplan7648]

You won’t get them back

[@flop7676]

I am crying. I do not know if they are tears of joy, or fear, or some unfathomable new emotion. But I am crying.

[@loewoe2542]

Mere words cannot expression the multiple emotions I’m feeling from this. This is truly an amazing representation of the sure chaos and overall strangeness of a supermarket. It gives me SCP vibes or some kind of comic horror. Can I also say all creative individuals who are behind this project, I tip my hat to you out of respect for your work.

[@scpmonthly4723]

Man I love SCP

[@cloudthief8918]

Ikr! Definitive scp vibes

[@scpmonthly4723]

@@cloudthief8918 I read SCP all day...

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

Someone should write an SCP entry about this, it's definitely an SCP

[@scpmonthly4723]

@@eeveeofalltrades4780 All ideas must be original, it's a rule on the wiki.

[@robynstopped]

I love how you can't tell if they really are a multi dimensional store or they're piping acid into the air conditioning and everyone is just EXTREMELY high.

[@HelloImakecovers]

I think it's both

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

There's probably a difficult spill in the air conditioning system

[@S0ap_Bvbbl3z]

444th like😊

[@aarasko]

it’s probably both

[@mithiwithi]

Additive S is to LSD as fentanyl is to codeine.

[@miaironstone6783]

In before the SCP foundation shuts down operations and removes all digital traces of omegamart

[@anthonycurby4606]

Never happen. It's a front and the best way to hide in plain sight

[@silliness500]

It’s contained in Area 15 and the entity is pretty harmless

[@Anastas1786]

@@silliness500 Ah. The good ol' "It's just an avant-garde art piece" coverup campaign.

[@astralbody13]

@@Anastas1786 AWCY? (are we cool yet?)

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

@@astralbody13 not enough casualties

[@trevorendeavors7972]

I love how it taps into the inherent soullessness of retail

[@tonywhits6226]

Omega marts micro break policy needs to be universal, when I take off my pants at work I end up in the HR department for some weird reason.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

😆🤣😂😹😆🤣

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Well you know they have stalls for that.

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

I know right? And I can’t even examine someone’s microbes! They yell and I get charged!

[@loganiushere]

@@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman they said *your* microbes dude. That's your problem

[@misinformedmarti]

I suspect many of the Omega Marts policies can be found throughout the Universe.

[@bruhsoundeffect_2]

They should become an actual store brand like Walmart and Best buy (like selling merch and other grocery shop items) but still feel like you're on a drug trip with many different anomalies across all the stores, like the one in Vegas

[@scpxfoundation8141]

who said anomalies?

[@leunrphantom9524]

Horrible idea what if grandma goes into the store and sees this crazy stuff and walks into the void by accident?

[@munchie69]

That sounds like the best idea. I would love that.

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Mini pop up stores would be a neat idea, but don't forget half the experience at Omega Mart in Vegas is uncovering the lore and exploring broken realities

[@Coffee.spider]

It technically is a real supermarket because you can buy stuff at the location, but the should make more Omega Mart locations for sure!

[@superdimentiobrolyX]

These bars they dropping aren't white They're ecru

[@mufasers]

The color of silk!

[@keketski5430]

Put up a cone -pu put up a cone

[@biggestpoufan1727]

As someone who doesn't work for omega mart, I can confirm this is our training video

[@Flarflenugen]

As -------- who works a mart, i cant confront the training

[@ElyOtto]

4:00 I felt my stomach drop when I heard that Sounds For The Supermarket sample

[@Jollymongoose]

Same

[@lux2736]

Sugercrash guy?

[@Jollymongoose]

@@lux2736 yup

[@777Nikolaus]

Its him

[@m_._m906]

What are you doing here 🤨

[@reallyWyrd]

I always love when "You" shows up in a show. My favorite character, actually.

[@hduagvoe1764]

Same

[@cornbreadloverrr]

I hate that character. They should really have less screen time. They're annoying, ugly, and none of what they say holds any water. They don't contribute to society at all.

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

@@cornbreadloverrr same Edit: -that was me being self deprecating btw-

[@fruitytuubey6774]

@@cornbreadloverrr are u ok

[@akinats5625]

@@fruitytuubey6774 u got kazoo?

[@SquallLeonCorazon]

I actually really dig the darkly humorous tone and how well it accompanies the fact that this entire supermarket is one massive SCP

[@Devraaj24]

Ikea

[@littlebirdanimations5843]

@@Devraaj24 I know that you probably meant that as a joke but neither of them are really that similar except for the fact that they’re both supermarkets- please don’t woooosh me ☹️

[@WalterWoshid]

@@littlebirdanimations5843 r/wooosh

[@littlebirdanimations5843]

@@WalterWoshid dude the fuck? i just said that i understood the joke. whenever i say things like that i always start with “i understand that this is a joke.”

[@durapoker]

Thanks sanic 5515....I never heard of an scp so I looked it up and I've been reading them for the last 1.5hrs. these should be turned into short stories or a Netflix series

[@natepeace1737]

I love the intentional eighties vibe with the tracking lines like it’s an old video!

[@gabsy_ferreira]

I LOVE how uncanny the whole thing feels. If i didn't know it was from an art exhibit I'd say it's from Black Mirror

[@miguelcunhakowalski1099]

Your making too many questions, would you like to have our omega mart coupon ?

[@Pirs_cepish]

What's so terrible about it?

[@witchingbrew3]

Could be the director, Mike diva m

[@killingfields6599]

This would not fit black mirror as it doesnt rely on futuristic technology but more on supernatural entities

[@perrilewis180]

This is too happy and chill to do be Black Mirror. Only the lesbian matrix episode had a happy ending

[@gdugdgdysysg8887]

There is no way this was only 10 minutes long. It felt like an eternity. Also can we just talk about how nice You looks. Like they are so perfectly androgynous, I love them. Plus the first song was lowkey good nice tho.

[@abc-zq8yt]

Ikr!

[@RageCreati0n]

CALL CORPORATE!! THEY’RE CATCHING ON TO OUR MANIPULATION OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!…

[@kielgarcia5292]

Awww Thanks man for Appreciating my Looks :>

[@hexidecimal5779]

That lettuce line tho

[@longfineel2630]

Gender TBH.

[@TheDrLeviathan]

They really ended the tape with the Evangelion "Congratulations!" ending. That's amazing

[@R4in46]

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who got it

[@DaveDotEXE]

the only difference is that i was less confused this time 'round

[@yareth_yuki]

only this time they are congratulating him for turning into LCL liquid

[@Coco-pr4di]

I am dying! I work at a Co-op, and the parody is spot-on! They're not far off with the "exceptional customer."

[@kylefinn5301]

I love how when the cashier ducks down a guy in a hazmat suit walks past with his Geiger counter going nuts.

[@MajikkanCat]

That's the manager! He's probably going to fix an equipment failure. You know, regular store stuff.

[@MythicalAM]

Regular store stuff. They handle things just like a normal store would! Noticing an ecru spill, nurturing to the flowers with eyes, and a few workers going on their micro breaks. Just a normal supermarket!

[@jenniferphipps2012]

@@MajikkanCat , and her name literally has "Karen" etched all over it.

[@endrathecelestial7342]

I like how at the beginning "You" questioned applying. They had that face that says "T- that guy was wearing a hazmat suit! What did I just apply for?!"

[@endrathecelestial7342]

Throughout the video its implied that "You" gets hypnotized by the purple aura of the area beyond Omega Mart. And is then initiated into the cult that is Omega Mart Employeeship

[@NotFckingBen]

The actress playing “You” is a she js 👍🏽

[@sesboks]

Man, I wish we could send this back to the 80's to randomly troll entry level job trainees

[@miguelcunhakowalski1099]

Your evil and I like it

[@wcclark]

Don't cause difficult spills. That's an Ecru cone.

[@sl4ughter3dd]

I just went here for my bday, I absolutely loved it and the whole unsettling feeling you get while you're there.

[@apieceofpaper5747]

oh god, i just realized the pun. Omega Mart but if you remove the symbols (the O in Omega and the M in Mart) equals mega art. omega mart is literally art in a super sized scale, therefore Mega Art. edit: im not really sure if the pun is intended, but its neat never the less.

[@origamika1]

In OmegaMart your perception alters reality. Therefore YES, you recognizing the pun makes it intentional!

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

true

[@e5858]

O(mega) M(art) OM

[@Kelpflakes]

Its a pun on “megamart”

[@ishimomo7842]

What does that mean though? That Omega Mart is art in a super sized scale? Is the store actually just a museum of art or "metaphorically" huge art? Is the store itself supposed to be art on a greater scale?

[@funnyclown888]

"Mr game and watch orange isn't real, he can't hurt you." Mr game and watch orange: 3:48

[@armanduchi2705]

Pray he doesn’t pull out the 9

[@giovannibarajas4674]

?He what 6 pulls If

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

I can’t unsee it Thanks

[@danielawesome36]

"I don't understand this reference." - Steve Rogers, Avengers 2013

[@themichaelconnor42]

"He's not sure if the soft serve he's eating is God or a demonic impostor" Ahh, yes, a common occurrence

[@nathanisaac8172]

Happened to me just yesterday. It happens to the best of us.

[@chase904]

happened to my aunt last tuesday :(

[@Mustakrakish1337]

one of my favorite lines

[@WhentheMauriceisMalicious]

ඞ

[@AustinMullinsTech]

I hate when that happens

[@Ghosty_starzz]

2:25 They just described me in every social situation

[@plushmode506]

._.

[@Faulty720]

It's like Don't hug me, I'm Scared without the puppets.

[@indigo324]

YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AHH

[@bluesgrxce]

Knew it reminded me of something

[@pentalobescrew]

Also without the gore

[@bbqbunger2350]

Yes. It seemed familiar but I just couldn’t place it. Thank you

[@davidder_]

Songs: 2:27 exceptional customers 5:17 difficult spills (rap: 6:11) 6:51 Microbreaks 9:17 The Ending

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I feel like Exceptional Customers are people who just went absolutely mental being in this Lovecraftian Superstore

[@lunaetnix2034]

*whispers* mushroom feverdream~~~~

[@DivineHealer2007]

I can't wait for them to start looking for employees again! It's my lifelong dream to work there! Their atmosphere seems so customer friendly and the variety of products they have are out of this world!

[@funkymonk4688]

I'm gonna need an ecru cone for that

[@afghanball6823]

WARNING WARNING EQUIPMENT FAILURE THE BLACK HOLE POWER GENERATOR HAS FAILED WARNING WARNING EQUIPMENT FAILURE THE BLACK HOLE POWER GENERATOR HAS FAILED

[@oaktwig]

@@afghanball6823 That's it, I'm getting the aqua cone.

[@afghanball6823]

@@oaktwig sound the random 40’s air raid siren we stole

[@TheAutisticKeybladeWielder]

@@afghanball6823 you monsters!

[@lostaccount8222]

@@oaktwig *walks up to you with a aqua cone on my head* I can’t find the cone :(

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

"was the product made here or abroad" "yes" me during any conversation

[@TheGamerAtticus]

“And answer their questions with promptness and zest. They don’t know which product to want? Tell them yes.” -Omega Mart

[@miguelcunhakowalski1099]

yes

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Whatever drugs the Meow Wolf creators are on must be good. All their installations are trippy as hell.

[@IGSA101]

That Evangelion ass ending though.

[@pseudotasuki]

Needs more PenPen.

[@tinx713]

That caught me off guard tho, did not expect omega mart to make a reference to Evangelion of all things, even if it’s a reference that has been done numerous of times before in many different pieces of media.

[@cheetochinpo]

omedetou

[@TheSuckerOfTheWorld]

Congratulations!

[@spookmeister4528]

Congratulations!

[@invisi-bullexploration2374]

Yeah, I took a part time job there back at the beginning of the year. Some noob I was working with accidentally activated a Glorbox during peak shopping hours. Not pretty.

[@crack9014]

Did you have trouble with the orange juice filling up or the milk going constantly increasing in width

[@gabeharris926]

Some stupid prank youtuber kept tripping everyone with the milk, didn't even buy it. I kicked them out.

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

God, I want to work here. All of the staff and customers are so colourful, and the store itself seems alive. Everyone is happy and, yeah maybe some people find it creepy, but to me it seems comforting. Its just so wacky and you can never get bored because there because you have no idea in store for you! It's like the friendliest SCP ever.

[@skeletonvex]

You can! It’s a real place in Las Vegas lol

[@jeramiahfryhling]

The store really is alive

[@eldermillennial8330]

I’ll never forget this one guy who described it as “An Inter-dimensional Eldritch being who just really enjoys being a supermarket”. After wandering the multiverse for eons, It finally found a calling that gives it joy. It doesn’t get everything quite right, but all things considered, it’s been doing a decent job. No one’s been permanently eaten yet!

[@aarasko]

yeah that sounds awesome

[@sophiastamps1385]

The soundtrack in this is fire

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

4:02 i like how they used a supermarket song, of which people actually used to make buyers feel more comfortable on supermarkets to buy more, good thinking, and the remix is also A+ mazing.

[@bimokingsavage835]

"YOU CALL THIS A SUPER MARKET??" " Can I interest you in our Omega point coupon?" * Drumroll * "YES!!" I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@1x1boop28]

If omega mart ever has to close for any amount of time, they can just fence it off with SCP foundation props and actors in SCP guard attire with fake p90's. Nobody would bat an eye.

[@KertaDrake]

And then when they reopen, leave scraps of SCP guard uniforms on the shelves and have the guards mysteriously now be new employees while acting a bit ambiguously as to whether Omega Mart is now being run by the foundation or the place just brainwashed them somehow.

[@xanderbutton2134]

they closed it 2 years tomorrow ago 4 months

[@phantomglitch6922]

@@xanderbutton2134 Wat

[@Alfonso_elhermoso]

Qud

[@alalalala57]

@@phantomglitch6922 yes!

[@unamelable256]

1:06 - I blow up when they say "YES!"

[@wowwow5012]

Soothe Deflect and Redirect sounds like the KZbin apology format.

[@bananabus.]

The “SO MANY LAYERS” part really describes Omega Mart. Kudos to Meow Wolf!

[@sheer9203]

8:52 “YOU CALL THIS A SUPERMARKET?” “Can I interest you in our omega point coupon?” “Y E S”

[@nb7466]

I worked at a small family owned grocery store in highschool. I'll never forget the big bad bagger training video.

[@SankaJonesCreations]

The entirety of Omega Mart is like a surrealist satire of modern American consumerism and commercialism dressed up in the trappings of an analog horror ARG. If I ever go to Vegas, I'm so going there.

[@toamatoro570]

You can just tell they had a blast making this. I love videos where you can just FEEL the fun they had.

[@TibiGamer3DS]

What does kudos- oh, does it mean "thanks"? 🤔

[@TibiGamer3DS]

WAIT WRONG COMMENT

[@TibiGamer3DS]

I'm so stupid...

[@Bombom1300]

What if Omega Mart is actually a normal store, and we're all just "Exceptional Customers?"

[@Whydoesthissitesuck]

What do you think is making them exceptional though?

[@missm2925]

@@Whydoesthissitesuck clinical anxiety

[@christopherjohnson9751]

Yes

[@aquamarie3117]

Shut up and stop being right

[@parker-jet]

holy shit

[@time2rv364]

Meow Wolf, you guys are awesome! I'm left feeling disoriented and thinking about pinky toe knuckles. If (when) there's another Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reboot, you guys should get the job.

[@jmdavison62]

Disney _used_ to have this level of creativity. Now the likes of Meow Wolf carry the torch.

[@narkoddict]

mmm yes, local shop releases employee training video to public

[@apieceofpaper5747]

its a company trick to get even more employees

[@imageez]

HOT DRINKS, REALLY GETS YOU GOING

[@FruitHat1937]

COLD DRINKS, REALLY SLOWS YOU DOWN

[@apieceofpaper5747]

@@FruitHat1937 WARM DRINKS, REALLY MAKES YOU NORMAL

[@Tostermz]

@@apieceofpaper5747 ÆŒØ DRINKS, REALLY NEEDS MAKES YOU NEED AN AQUA CONE

[@HTMLpopper]

Dude that Exceptional Customer song was absolutely fire. Whoever wrote that is incredible with wordplay

[@tamz-b1h]

Fr

[@kem6975]

I imagines that the employees just reality warps whenever they need to Re-stock Lol

[@MootPoot]

They should make this into a show

[@chandlerzimmerman9857]

This makes less than no sense. Absolutely indecipherable, thank you.

[@null2600]

Can we take a minute to admire that rap segment like holy crap

[@preferablygeneric]

this feels like the DHMIS episode we never got and i'm all for it

[@LavroseRovender]

omg yes

[@b1nary_f1nary]

Oh yeah it definitely has dhmis vibes

[@jerseybred732]

I was watching this while getting ready fir work. My four year old came in and watched quietly for a minute. Very concerned she said quietly, "mommy is this real?"

[@noizepusher7594]

Y’all are talking about how Omega Mart belongs on SCP but this seems more in the jurisdiction of Twilight Zone to me.

[@ariannaseguin5929]

Both, both is good.

[@quillmorningstar8713]

No, it's actually x files. We all know SCP is just a cover up by the x files.

[@jasonchiu272]

I'm pretty sure the SCP foundation personnel already has taken an interest to this market.

[@keketski5430]

Scp 6879 Siren head isnt an scp so lets change it

[@gabsy_ferreira]

Oh damn ikr

[@salllmanjohn20]

2:30 Exceptional customer's is such an amazing song, ive listened to it almost 15 times today hahaha you guys make great videos too and one day i hope i can visit one of your attractions

[@blue_ivez2222]

6:11 THIS SLAPS

[@maritoguionyo]

Yes

[@jonathanharvey2156]

This video is completely UNHINGED and I LOVE IT!

[@Man_Aslume]

It's hinged yet unhinged