RWBY Volume 7 Chapter 13 On Crack #13

[@blasiandomo]

You know who else loves oceans? Jotaro

[@mercuryblack]

Stone Ocean be like

[@dad5draco]

Dolphin head

[@HaloKamiProductions]

I've been waiting a whole 20 seconds now for a JotaroxSalem crackship fanfic, let's go

[@gaigeschaal9070]

My mom!

[@vulpemarine2057]

so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

[@mastermelee2543]

"So how many copyright claim have you gotten for this video" Mercy Black: "Yes."

[@GuynamedJuly]

2

[@TypicalBLKW]

5

[@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3]

Please tell me mercy black was on purpose

[@SunLovinSolaire]

“I have been falling... FOR THIRTY MINUTES!” Broke me.

[@shannonpressley7363]

same XD

[@MarMarcy]

Same

[@guicaldo7164]

There's infinite meme potential to Ironwood hating being called James. Like in Volume 3, this edit could be made: Qrow: "James..." Ironwood: "If you were one of my men I'd have you shot!!"

[@rugs.rags.]

Oh my gosh......

[@johnyshadow]

Qrow: "If I were a kid, you´d shoot me yourself." *drinks*

[@guicaldo7164]

@@johnyshadow OMG perfect xD

[@vintolio]

"If I was one of your men *I'd* shoot myself."

[@BlankPicketSign]

@@johnyshadow This is genius!!!!

[@tyrant2025]

Oscar’s semblance: immune to fall damage.

[@valentds]

that's a big thing in a floating city

[@falcore91]

A handy thing in the world of RWBY.

[@Alexander-vg5qf]

Oscar's semblance: Pro water-drops

[@mothermusic2549]

HE HAS FEATHER FALLING

[@glenwalker4347]

"What's a landing strategy" - Oscar

[@leroydsouza69]

Nobody: Salem: Casually appears on Giant Grim Whale.

[@DayTester68442]

W H A L E M

[@germanscience7246]

you mean richard

[@TheHysteriaMan]

You know they're gonna call that Grim "Moby" or "Ishmael" right?

[@DayTester68442]

🐳’s name is Richard

[@TheHysteriaMan]

Actually scratch that, since it's going to where Penny was it should be Monstro.

[@nattybobatty4272]

That super long and beautiful sequence with Oscar...and the squeaky toy noise at the end. You sir, are amazing

[@u1tra_p0wer52]

Ikr

[@Phoenixemperor2525]

Yes

[@crazyperson7007]

Yeet

[@gaigeschaal9070]

I'm surprised Oscar's bullshot tolerance didn't lower more when he got punched in the face

[@terancetan5503]

He'll break... eventually.

[@Dawnslight16]

Which time?

[@OmegaForte]

Penny: "I disagree" Colress: *I disagree intensifies* By far the best one, especially because of the flashbacks part.

[@mordi9286]

Yes! I knew I'd find a Colress quote somewhere here! All hail Pkm BW2!

[@spacesurgeon253]

I had a terrible day at school and come home to this Thanks, dude.

[@Shane_A_M]

Love the ambiguity of this comment on the quality of the vid.

[@thedragon4237]

The fact is I’m starting school now and you know it is terrible

[@michellephagan5748]

@@thedragon4237 I can agree

[@ct3638]

Noice 👍

[@01krystianbarycki33]

Samee

[@Dreleosh]

Good one! I love how Neo trash talks without even talking at 2:34.

[@falcore91]

I wonder if that is her natural instinct or if it takes some deliberate effort to be so sassy? It clearly has benefits in combat with the potential to destabilize her opponents.

[@josieschutt7868]

She’s like oh did I do that

[@Marauder_Danger]

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference for Salem's arrival... That made my day.

[@lukeoneill1529]

plus the goku squeaky noise, great tributes

[@mastorgamor8985]

I was looking for this comment

[@darman12able]

That actually would be a pretty awesome idea for a fight too considering they both can’t die (post schroedinger Alucard anyway) if nothing else the shit talking from HUA Alucard would be hilarious.

[@Marauder_Danger]

@@darman12able We need to suggest it to Death Battle

[@julianmitchell3035]

@@Marauder_Danger YES!

[@sagescribe_]

4:43 Winter Maiden: Call an ambulance. But not for me!

[@Terranova57821]

That’s it Blue fairy get that Hoe 4:38 😢👌 Seriously I cried when fria passed 😭

[@falcore91]

6:29 I think the Ozpin spoken essay that RT used is remarkable, even chilling. That being said, your take on this is freaking fantastic.

[@gdaymaster8499]

Finally a comment on this. I honestly wondered if this could have been in the actual show.

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

@@gdaymaster8499 Honestly, both versions are very cool, however the whole of volume 7 was about fear and what it does to people and even the title for the last episode is, well, lirterally "fear". Maybe something like this can be done in the future when it's actually Oscar himself doing something epic, like unlocking his semblence and stuff (and my Oscar x Ruby ship ain't goin' down so easily, so in my imagination that also plays an important role)

[@sl4yr1]

Am I the only one that thinks this version of the Oscar falling scene is better than the actual show

[@thearchitecturalgamer6652]

Skrub6SLAYER9 no I don’t think you are, the show was great, this was excellent

[@Beebz29]

Idk, i like the show-don’t-tell route. you don’t see that anymore in tv

[@SharkBait19904]

Nope. If RT decided to show all those flashbacks it would of been way better.

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Nope lol

[@MrPale99]

It should be it's own separate video because it was in a league of it's own

[@oligb1469]

Ahem Oscars semblance IS A "LANDING STRATEGY" let that sink in

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

How convenient!

[@stgkgrimm7600]

Mercury black uploads Me: so i started watching

[@JohnDoe-uh5jv]

Volume 7 in a nutshell “That’s rough buddy”

[@MarMarcy]

True XD

[@chloeswoveland3907]

Lol and I actually am a fan of avatar so it was even more hilarious for me!

[@EragonlolPaper]

Not gonna lie, that Oscar falling montage almost brought me to tears. I know a lot of people on the internet like to shit on RWBY, but I can't help but love it.

[@sagescribe_]

Omg that flashback edit with Oscar was amazing!!! I wish the show would have done that. Made me cry a bit

[@lunaraindrop]

Who else thinks one of the memories Oscar is talking about in that moment is "landing strategies"?

[@louis9778]

I genuinely thought they killed off Oscar like that.

[@kiyoshiizumi02]

That part with Oscar and the flashbacks was gold..

[@kittycool703]

The “Ocean Man” song caught me so off guard, I was laughing is hard I couldn’t breathe

[@_XVIII_]

*09:39** comes* "I understood that LEGENDARY reference."

[@johnyshadow]

I...I know the music, but I can´t remember. Help please?

[@MorphoNyte]

*Andrew W.K. - Ready to die* you’re welcome

[@the-other-guy8991]

The way they are referencing it is Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, when Alucard arrives back in London during a huge fight.

[@trundelingporpoise2404]

@@the-other-guy8991 the hype and chills were real!!

[@dertotemann3942]

@@trundelingporpoise2404 Im glad I'm not the only one

[@rhinelab]

ORNJ:Stop! We have you outnumbered! R'tas, I mean Neo: Then it's and even fight. Burn, I mean, stab their mongrel hides!

[@SunLovinSolaire]

ORNJ? Really? His name is Oscar Pine, it’s JNPR.

[@jaxusr235]

SunLovin Solaire JNPR is a team name of all first names. Therefore, using Oscar’s last name is heresy. Also, heresy to thou who woudst replace the Pyrrha.

[@SunLovinSolaire]

Penelope Loves Cats Oscar is not the leader of the team, Jaune is. JNPR is still Juniper.

[@LUCKYFETT]

Honestly the part from the mandalorian where"we have you out numbered 4 to 1" "I like those odds"

[@alexisgirard9376]

Jaune:We have you 4 to 1. Neo:I like those odds.

[@gaigeschaal9070]

Dude... what if Ozma can store semblances like (MHA spoiler) One For All stores Quirks?!

[@shinyblue4774]

Mercury's dad has that semblance, that's why we en ever seen Merc use his His dad stole it I doubt they will use the same semblance for two people, even if one character is only mentioned

[@dizzygodzilla2189]

uhhh no ... Mercury's dad has something equivalent to All For One and that's not even confirmed.

[@martynap2930]

@@shinyblue4774 It IS possible for 2 people to have the same semblance though. Like Glynda and Carmine Esclados both had telekinesis.

[@RelicOnYoutube]

I think we all misinterpreted what merc meant by stole. Maybe Merc’s semblance only works with his legs. Maybe that’s why he can’t use it any other way. Because his legs were cut off. That would explain it yeah?

[@dizzygodzilla2189]

@@RelicOnKZbin that makes sense ... perhaps his father disapproved of his semblance in some way too? just saying, that could make for a unique story

[@realanimegirls9653]

9:39 I refused to stop smiling from this point on.

[@citrus2801]

5:53 was SUCH A GOOD OBSERVATION! I didn't realize it the first few times I watched the episode but damn

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Ozpin: "I leave for a Day and....the AceOps are crusading while the Grimm-Whales are invading! Ironwood! It has only been Months but it feels like Years! And you...." *looks at Maria* "Who are you again? I wanna say...Katara? Seriously Ironwood, what's this Woman's Name?!"

[@quincyconnors9391]

You know, now that you've made that comparison, whose song is better: Alexander Anderson or Hero (Ironwood)?

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@quincyconnors9391 Hero. I am sorry Anderson, but you were never even a Player in this Game.

[@josephbanks6319]

Maria: Mhm Ozpin: OH! Better watch out for MHM!

[@mefthereapergacha5111]

11:01 without you I wouldn't be watching rwby. I was lost on the fandom, and then you brought me back :) thanks for that.

[@terancetan5503]

I still am... but crack videos ad emotional edits like this are bringing be back slowly.

[@victorC308]

9:47 Can't believe Alucard was there all along

[@GiffyHD]

that first clip bout skipping is quite literally the most me_irl thing i have ever seen edit: finished watching, 10/10 as always

[@shippernessity]

I love the Rosegarden scene you did there, but the end helped me remember that we're on hiatus 😭 can't wait for Vol. 8! 💔

[@ChaoticUrges]

2:20 " We got you out numbered. " 4 level 30s vs a level 60 boss who winning?

[@DayTester68442]

Lv 60 boss

[@ChaoticUrges]

@@DayTester68442 I don't get why they think having numbers give them a chance.

[@DayTester68442]

Majin Ketsu I know right

[@girlfriend2287]

*MAFİA CITY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@girlfriend2287]

@@DayTester68442 30 × 4= ? VS 60 × 1 = ?

[@kylecyrus9457]

You made the Oscar scene 4 times as impactful.

[@falcore91]

2:48 I actually love Oscar’s move. It holds a highly maneuverable opponent in place for the rest of the team, or at least slows them down. Of course it also exposed him to an easy stab through the neck, so maybe not as smart as I first thought...

[@bosskren9893]

Salem: I don't have a whale fetish! Why does everyone keep saying that!?! *literally creates and rides a giant flying whale* Me:........ I have no idea....

[@nekoprankster2184]

I just hope you know that hearing Rtas’s “Then it is an even fight.” made my day, like I instantly smiled and was filled with joy, I love that guy and I love that game.

[@JamMasterJesus]

I thought that when I first saw the episode, so seeing it here was a treat, lol

[@terancetan5503]

Nice to see a fellow Halo fan here!

[@stndout1427]

That ending with Oscar is arguably better then the original

[@VastSilver]

time: almost 2 am me: sees this video my sleep: cries in youtube watch hours

[@lorenzoteague8445]

Ironwood: "I'll raise Amity!! She'll NEVER get to it!!" Salem: Comes in on a MEGA FLYING GRIMMBLUE WHALE!! Ironwood: 'F*ck this sh*t, I'm out!!' Mercury, this was above & beyond AWESOMENESS!!! Great post!! 😎👍🌹

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Ironwood: one shot, one kill Ruby: I'm sorry, whaaaaaaa

[@alaveii]

Oscar: *AHHHHHHH-* *squeaky toy noises*

[@lisabriggs9064]

Astrid Lavender Oscar in a nutshell. XD

[@jeroenmul3991]

Love that hellsing reference, fits really well

[@mordi9286]

Dude. That Neo bit was excellent. Definitely my favorite part. Timing was perfect. Itd be a great start to an AMV

[@jenmouse45]

Def one of my favorite cracks now! Love the fear scene combined with Oscar from season 5. Can't wait to see what next Volume brings :)

[@thearchitecturalgamer6652]

Woke up to this. I am not disappointed also she got some solid crocs on my dude 👌🏻 Edit: Ruby and Oscar is an absolutely adorable ass ship

[@lisabriggs9064]

The Architectural Gamer #rosegarden

[@joaquinfauquiemarquez3766]

Mercury black uploads a video: Me: “you’ll never see it comiiing”

[@TBL2749]

Thank you so much for another great season of RWBY cracks! Not only have you provided quality entertainment, but you also helped a situation out that needed more awareness and you and everyone's support were able to save Blasian from removing his channel and now he's doing cracks again! I'd say this was a pretty successful season! 😄

[@thatguyonyoutube2063]

Is that a hellsing abridged reference I hear? *Everybody liked that*

[@jonathanhannon596]

Bruh all these memes with the ironwood shooting Oscar be getting me weak😂

[@louuapenas]

Why didn't everyone on the plane even call Qrow being arrested? his nieces didn't even remember his existence ????

[@mizel.i]

Probably because they dont know he got arrested, they only know that they and Qrow are in wanted list.

[@saturna3767]

yeah- they were gonna leave oscar too smh

[@tdawgmaster1729]

"James is what my friends call me..." _Ad break_ "Meditate with your screen locked..."

[@iampierce7474]

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start" *BANG*

[@victoriavillarroel7589]

I cried with the speech, Oscar and Ruby. My poor heart

[@lisabriggs9064]

Victoria Villarroel *Oh, my beating heart! Ohhhhh, I ship it! Ohhhhh, I ship it so hard!!*

[@santanalopez4073]

Lisa Briggs Agreed

[@OpinionatedMeerkat]

I love the Hellsing ultimate abriged reference

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

1:27 I would have been disappointed if that had *not* been there. 5:53 And now I'm disappointed that he wasn't "General Kenobi!" 10:00 Forget what I said that reference made everything perfect.

[@flame-dradragon4185]

hold on wait a minute i just realized something neo is like salem but before she started doing this, neo’s trying to get back her lover but since he’s dead she can only avenge him while salem also tried doing the same thing when the gods wouldn’t bring osbin back

[@cliffordfamily8468]

True beauty is right here Edit: The last bit got me real good😂

[@GwenP00L3]

Neo scenes + hiphop tracks= lit 🔥

[@MisfitRiots]

I know your videos are mostly cracks but you would be good at amv’s too! It scares me how much talent you have and this video explains why👏👏👏 (Also that outro is the most cursed ending I’ve ever seen)

[@Ember132]

I adore these videos and I have watched at least 10 times now, thank for taking the time to make them.

[@AuraCrowell]

Adding woah to that fighting scene was everything 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@alexdreamer9520]

So I have a ringtone for one of my friends that is ocean man and I thought he started calling halfway through this right at 10:41 😆

[@GoldenWingOrchestra]

Ngl, the oscar flashback scene works alot better than the actual show, so great job!

[@Radiosilenced]

Finn and Poe look at flying whale Finn: THEY FLY NOW? Poe: THEY FLY NOW! (lol the sequels are shit doe)

[@Gooberpatrol66]

THAT'S NOT HOW SEMBLANCES WORK

[@Radiosilenced]

Nathan Dehnel ?

[@terancetan5503]

@@Gooberpatrol66 Blake: *cat noises* Me: Oh really? You know how they work?

[@emilypedroza7465]

I love the fact that you made Oscar scream when Nora( Neo) grabbed him.😂😂😂

[@filippoc.1865]

The part with Neo was super GOOD AND FUNNY 😂😂😂😂 CONGRATS AND THANK YOU

[@renjisdead600]

the one with neo Was hilarious and I'm sick so thank you I had a good laugh It just brightened up my day

[@AuraCrowell]

The neo fight put with “Woah” was the best crack I’ve seen about RWBY. I’m shooketh 😂😂💕

[@TheJaredPunch]

The end of journey, and a new one begins

[@avaberryman182]

Thank you for keeping me quite entertained this season. Great last episode! Keep it up.

[@SonicXD001]

6:18 Truly the best scream that felt real. Props!

[@AceVIdiot]

Shipmaster they outnumber us 3 to 1 *Then it is an even fight* 💕

[@TheLifeEngineer16]

That editing with neo vs team jnpr to that song was freaking awesome and very well done. Cudos to you mercury!

[@samuelh.6834]

So we all know that Rooster Teeth likes to take inspiration for their characters, right? Penny is based on Pinocchio, right? The the book, Pinocchio gets eaten by a whale, right? And what is knocking on atlas’s door? SALEM ON A GIANT FREAKING WHALE!!!!!!! AND PENNY IS IN ATLAS!!!!!!!

[@mmmacareniicheese4431]

"IMMA TAKE A NAP" *Signs* you wanna take a nap? "IMMA NAP HEERREE

[@chloeswoveland3907]

Haha! 🤣

[@xhopsalong]

This is FANTASTIC man, I mean you had me from the start but when Leeroy Jenkins kicked in I lost it. You really nailed it, I love everything about this.

[@kabob0077]

You turned Oscar's fall into a fucking glorious moment. Top notch, man. Shit it's like an AMV.

[@FelineFlame-dj1xl]

I... I think you have just single handedly made the V7 ending 10x more epic

[@Salemwaaa]

Cinder screaming like a goat just makes me love her even more

[@moonwukong1024]

I HAVE BEEN FALLING........ FOR THIRTY MINUTES

[@lisabriggs9064]

Moon Wukong What’s funny is that Ozpin would do that to Oscar! XD

[@beylethdirons2160]

Thank you for another amazing Crack. When Better Get Ready To Die started playing I didn't realize it was the perfect meme for this scene..... then Whale Whale Whale... perfection.

[@josephbriggs2257]

Why do you and Blasian Domo make me more hyped for moments in these crack vids than the entire show’s made me feel for years?

[@sylviacatagona8304]

I actually laughed all the way through, that was amazing all of your videos are awesome :))

[@slaysweetie21]

OK BUT OSCAR IN A PACIFIER 🥺🥺🥺

[@Neofoxxx]

WHOOOOOOOOOI Another shot though the heart :0 *happy noises* Ty mercury for another great season of cracks :D

[@TuckBolt]

I don't even watch the normal show anymore TBH. Just love your series :)

[@SteelRob21]

That Minecraft gag was a masterpiece Thank you very much you made me want to see the next season of rwby with hope of some quality content that in the last official episodes was missing sincerely speaking.

[@inkwellproductions9139]

At 9:40 i was like, "I know that song" And then it hit me, and that's when I lost it LOOOOOOOL

[@Bladerunner5146]

Release restraint level....0

[@Deltamore]

2:25 I love how Neopolitan fights while the background music is Woah ;-;

[@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296]

4:40 In Remnant parents will cover their children's ears when they hear the words "brussels sprout"

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

9:22 Thank you for adding to the propaganda of why Cinder must die. Look at poor Neo’s Face, Roman probably didn’t stop saying “Good Job Neo” or give her head pats.

[@clownfrownytgaming2974]

People when RWBY Chibi comes out: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@jakecarroll9500]

TBH I didn't even notice that bit about Ironwoods' eyes until you mentioned it! Nice catch!

[@giacomorinaldi8803]

Well well well, what have we here... Team RWBY is crusading, While the Atlasians are invading Ozma! It's been only two days but it feels like years!

[@Zappz2000x]

YASSSSS! I love your videos! :D Keep up the amazing work! You are such an amazing channel and I love your content very much! :D Keep up the good work! :3

[@mr.pandaboy1356]

I’m dissapointed there was no sans meme when the old winter maiden’s (forgot her name) eye’s began to glow

[@harleyray5313]

Etika, Nostalgia critic, and Hellsing Abridged? Damn it, Mercury you're pushing my buttons! Now I have push a couple of yours. (Proceeds to like and (finally) subscribe)