MERRY CHRISTMAS | True Geordie Podcast #13

Welcome to the most raw, uncut and uncensored podcast on KZbin... The True Geordie podcast. Brought to you by The True Geordie and Laurence McKenna. On today's show we talk about Christmas and all the shite that comes with it. Geordie and Loz planned trip on holiday. The new tv show Westworld and are we all robots. Sex with Reece Witherspoon and a nice friendly chat about that lovely topic... Feminism.
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0:00 its Christmas!
5:28 Sex with Reece Witherspoon
7:15 Annoying family members
15:17 Christmas movies
26:44 Favourite Christmas gifts
32:30 Westworld
1:01:50 Holiday stories
1:15:05 Feminism
1:31:15 Answering emails
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[@eh6491]

Fuckin love it when there's no guests

[@NatE1]

lol

[@skilledfifagamer7570]

Alexis Sanchez good for you

[@0DriveYT]

Alexis Sanchez en it

[@biglew1394]

Alexis Sanchez sign a new contract please

[@z3dda]

Big lew 😂😂😂😂

[@pfc4lufetth502]

Podscasts are the best when it's just Geordie and Lawrence anyone else agree

[@kieranross4547]

Not always, the willne podcast was class.

[@donalddonaldolove1321]

Kieran Ross will hardly spoke tho

[@MrALEXROCKS789]

PFC4LUFE TTH the views don't agree but yeah I agree

[@thomasdoocey7607]

They are good together i dont understand the hate towards lawrence but some like the poet and vuj and joe weller ones were good

[@ryanrossi6792]

PFC4LUFE TTH the best one was definitely the deep sea diving one, the two of them were brilliant

[@jacobneville9447]

Brian got low-key sad when he found out Laurence hadn't told his dad about him

[@TrueGeordie]

I was traveling for a week and then got sick and lost my voice but don't worry the football hangover is coming back very soon everyone! sorry for the delay! TG

[@VegemyteSandwich]

The True Geordie Hope you're better mate, and that your travels were safe Can't wait to hear you pop your bollocks laughing and taking the piss out at Palace fans after Pardew's sacking, here comes big fucking Sam lmfao

[@GavinsGoldenEntertainment2005]

The True Geordie hope u feel better TG

[@harrisonlennon4827]

The True Geordie love ur work mate keep this shit up!!!

[@jakerogan2472]

Good! cant wait what you have to say about the premier league! especially the four time wanker of the weak PARDEW! lol fired just in time for christmas.

[@niels23233]

Please football hangover with Alan Pardew!!

[@Josh_17]

I'd love a T shirt covered with Geordies face with one of those cloud things that say "does my drinking offend you". I would religiously wear that everyday.

[@prourbex]

I'm a Wednesday Fan But I Like Rangers are u going to the old firm on 31/12/16 WAWAW WATP

[@noyes5870]

Joshy RangersFC not very sanitary but nice sentiment

[@WhyyyMe2011]

URBEXPRO101 Hun DOB

[@soljajc]

Speech bubble isneet

[@s.j.l.8736]

Only Geordie and Loz, just the way I like it.

[@TrueGeordie]

LISTEN & SUBSCRIBE for FREE on iTunes HERE - itun.es/gb/T5pafb.c 0:00 its Christmas! 5:28 Sex with Reece Witherspoon 7:15 Annoying family members 15:17 Christmas movies 26:44 Favourite Christmas gifts 32:30 Westworld 1:01:50 Holiday stories 1:15:05 Feminism 1:31:15 Answering emails

[@ollibostock1755]

The True Geordie can't I would love it to be on Spotify

[@liamt5876]

The True Geordie I want on a tshirt I pull women at funerals!

[@joshellery3305]

The True Geordie GET NEPENTHEZ AS A GUEST

[@farawaytundra008]

The True Geordie we're good on the podcasts mate bring back the football hangover I want a Pardew sacked video

[@farawaytundra008]

Also Joey Barton back in the BPL

[@Sean-yq1wm]

Brian's view on feminism is so fucking accurate

[@AlwaysHeavens]

agreed

[@alfiecox6899]

I rewatch this pod around this time every year

[@btechninja4952]

rewatching this now for the 50th time at least hahaha

[@farmansiddiqui9279]

Home alone is still my favourite Christmas movie lol.

[@joshellery3305]

farman siddiqui Farrrr man same

[@Zecobey]

POLAR EXPRESS!

[@laurencesdaddy6392]

Best thing on KZbin.

[@Glinzeyy]

gotta say, the feminism chat was actually quality, not just because of the topic but to hear two people not having to argue to get a fair point across. you two are proper lads!

[@dieselmonroe]

love when its just the two of you. Great contrast and entertaining

[@cheeesypuffs]

its 11:45pm for me right now fucks sake brian i was about to sleep

[@nousernameswork99999]

Corben Hickey It's 1.45am in New Zealand... not 11.45pm.

[@fireman6407]

theshwin1097 I'm an Aussie. It's also fucking 11:45

[@asdftheking]

fucken straya!

[@deven9565]

zwe t shirt

[@lukemant8394]

theshwin1097 sleep is for the weak ...

[@jackmclachlan6819]

Really didn't think you were this deep and thoughtful Brian, but fair play, another great episode 👍🏻

[@owenhornsby6446]

It's 3 am just got in and you've made my Christmas❤️

[@bradleyshanahan934]

This is bloody quality, deserves way more recognition! Keep it up

[@am.saturday]

Merry Christmas to all of you who take their time to create such great content. Thanks for all the amazing entertainment.

[@RamboA12]

I'm waiting for his Pardew sacking reaction

[@thebigsad7733]

I have a 3 hour train journey back up to Newcastle today and this is exactly what I need to help

[@henrywilks8291]

This is the best thing on KZbin by far keep on going true Geordie love it 👍🏻

[@samcraik6705]

Merry Christmas lads thanks for the amazing content in 2016.

[@shouldagonetoargos3297]

Waited all week for this :)

[@eddi343]

Loving these Podcasts

[@bluetoffee3098]

thanks a im half way through the episode and this is the best time killer for christmas day

[@giantpringlehd3617]

Been waiting for this all week, thanks

[@jigsawkid95]

This is becoming one of my favorite podcast. And i'm an OG Rogan fan

[@kierand6814]

Lawrence, men are stronger than women genetically. It is not about our society. We are different for a reason. The people who have a problem with this are looking for problems that aren't there. This is what our society has come to. We have OVER-evolved to the point where the bare necessities such as food, water etc. are no longer an issue. Therefore we create our own problems in order to satisfy our need for stimulation. E.g. worrying about pointless stuff such as this particular example of feminism. Love the podcast boys, keep it up. Also I think everyone prefers the podcasts when it's just you two.

[@kierand6814]

+lozcast

[@kierand6814]

+The True Geordie

[@bryceyg9575]

Kieran Digwa fuck off no one cares

[@UnwrittenInfamy]

Pretty much. This reason also feeds into the creation of those new 'gender' pronouns.

[@kierand6814]

Bryce Garside Lol you seem very well educated. Also thanks for the offer but I'll have to politely decline.

[@ewanharvie5337]

Yas been waiting for this for so long

[@centreix5584]

It 11:11 Pm In Brisbane right now on Christmas Eve. Cheers True Geordie

[@eoin730]

Provo happy Christmas dude!

[@cassus9267]

Best podcast yet. Touched on some great topics

[@FlyingPigUnited]

Merry Christmas Geordie!

[@NatE1]

the podcast or final exams? easiest decision in my life.

[@shaunpatta508]

Honestly, you couldn't of picked the most perfect and funniest people to do theses podcast. Pure fucking gold this, keep these podcasts coming.

[@jamesdunlop9678]

Have a Fucking great Christmas Lads

[@tomasshadyhd7051]

ONE LOVE MUFC where are you from in England

[@CharlieFilms.]

+ONE LOVE MUFC he is good but he needs to develop and man u have always been shite at developing players

[@johnnygabriel2299]

+Shining Bullet class of 92, ronaldo

[@Dillzskillz]

Yes get in made my Christmas well done true and Laurence for putting out another one fucking love it

[@barkerz9888]

was looking forward to this :)

[@oscarpears5779]

Love these

[@DuelCastedGaming]

Best present you can get :) gotta love the podcasts

[@jonhill134]

I've been to Dublin too :) great people and great music in the pubs :)

[@connagraves212]

True Geordie's personality is literally a mixture of me and my dad. Keep up the good podcasts

[@RRich100]

The holiday segment is gold 😀

[@LE96z]

Loved the Peep Show quote, cracking episode.

[@anotherrandomer]

Best talk on Feminism!! Like Ever!! :D Lawrence and Geordie for 2020!!

[@jhlman1927]

Hope there’s a Christmas pod this year

[@soyesco]

when Lawrence starts talking about the ghosts of youtube and Geordie just looks so done... i've never laughed so hard

[@JAMOANDDYLAN]

This is the best christmas present I've ever had

[@JackFoley]

Merry Christmas everyone the true Geordie podcast is the sickest and only podcast I listen too just cah you lot are so relatable and funny. The only thing I'd want for Christmas is 100 subs

[@isaacsmart4131]

a true geordie podcast was on my christmas list and it happened

[@probottlejob8109]

You two work so bloody well together.

[@ruslancar6380]

Please please please, football hangover. One of the highlights of my week.

[@Shaunpro1]

Christmas just started in Australia and I see this! Day already made.

[@callumhutton9874]

Got to love a double Christmas👌🏽

[@conorblake6635]

best Christmas video ever

[@zachskittrall6003]

'Sorry just let me get my notebook' I may not agree with all that you say Lawrence but there's no denying you're a class act. Absolutely love your wit, keep it up mate!

[@HarryMansell]

anyone else like legit feelin valuable life lessons out these pods!? #legends

[@kinko1982ify]

That jingle all the way reference was gr8

[@adamschorah8672]

best series on youtube.

[@kristofernumason55]

Best Christmas present you could ask for 🙌

[@Zecobey]

I love these podcasts

[@benyoung6352]

Great way to start Christmas!

[@Sean-yq1wm]

'ABSOLUTE THUNDERCUNT' has to be a good t-shirt idea!

[@JoseManuel-lp2pw]

Get in Geordie keep the hangovers coming, better be long

[@billybirch2087]

best one yet!

[@TheSammyboyo]

The emails had me in bits😂😂😂😂

[@nightwhisper4115]

both off u just crazy haha love it go on cheers!:)

[@WhiteSkull247]

If Geordie and Lawrence were thieves in home alone, Lawrence would be that little clever guy and Geordie that big bearded brute.

[@nicroche1567]

The Polar Express was one of my favourite Xmas movies when I was younger.

[@ourfloridagarden4191]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year lads.

[@Elijahman21]

this podcast is quality

[@joshuavazquez958]

They went deep af with the Westworld thing

[@jacklambertAFC]

Loving the dapper laughs rollneck

[@SeanEnglishHD]

Lawrence is hilarious 😂

[@sammilburn4872]

thank me, i asked for this for christmas x

[@guvnorcosta3145]

loving the bromance.

[@danielsmith5187]

Lawrence is this the dapper laughs jumper you were on about 😂😂😂

[@DustyBrah]

Every one in the UK is jealous asf of me right now 3:30am in New Zealand on Christmas Day 😊

[@normahenderson5209]

Dusty Brah im in straya and its 12:22am

[@racso20004]

You're watching KZbin on Christmas, nah I'm not jealous at all.

[@LWFIFAGamer]

Dusty Brah yeah kiwi pride

[@coreylarge8639]

Could be worse you could scouse eating rats in your council house

[@rafabenitez5358]

JaMes your in council Sunderland and I'm in beautiful Newcastle

[@jacobthompson987]

Love just leaving these podcasts on in the background whilst roaming the internet.

[@conor2339]

Yes ❤️

[@haydenjackson691]

YUSS BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK BEST SHIT EVER

[@johnerwin1126]

Thank fuck a new podcast is out, I was starting to have withdrawal symptoms

[@michaelkelly1515]

😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant. Best one yet.

[@michaelkelly1515]

Wife's just said if our house was on fire n was trapped upstairs n a truck load of fire women turned up, she would shit her self haaaaa

[@thomasfox6323]

YES

[@TheodoreCaesarMoseby]

Merry Christmas from Australia (at this time)... At least it isn't raining...

[@toonarmy4life100]

You are freaking awesome Geordie. Howay the toon from Germany

[@ciaranburns4118]

Can u please bring on tgf bros

[@WatsonsVenture]

this is such a fucking good idea.

[@Kjca_1998]

Ciaran Burns they're accents are so fuckin annoying, cant stand them

[@7Awesome212]

TG and Laurence are so different that they complement each other 👌🏼

[@mchammer1231]

Haha thanks for the snorting TG. Lovely noise

[@123rosebuds]

I love "Love Actually."

[@jaconortje5009]

Cant wait to hear what he has to say about Pardew getting sacked.

[@swisscheesefeet]

Jingle all the way is my favourite Christmas movie

[@harryknill7842]

ive got to the stage where i feel i have to watch it all the way to the end

[@aarohabaral9610]

Lawrence is starting to make more and more sense every episode!

[@LIL03JIM]

Watching again in 2021

[@austincoughlan6526]

Going to save this for tonight to get me to sleep

[@ALBITOPOPENINGS]

"A bit of sass and a bit of ass" Put that on a T shirt

[@BringJakeTheHorizonn]

True Geordie you legend!!!

[@saadasaad8538]

does my drinking offend u ? should be a t shirt

[@jhlman1927]

Johnny Carlos it is 😂

[@thereallayun525]

Johnny Carlos a north east viral one would be great 😂

[@chrismanuoram]

This is the best Christmas present I could get...