MESSED Up RIDDLES Your Smartest Friend CAN'T Solve

[@Riley98414]

Watching in 2023, he never gets old absolutely adore Matt

[@leojosueandariannathecrazy6551]

8:01 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xdgamer3382]

Leojosueandarianna The crazys I did to

[@carriehargrove3890]

Really you're just going to have to say that

[@thewalkinglivinglegend4625]

Merry Christmas

[@MrCarleneo]

Merry Christmas

[@haeleesteel794]

Merry Christmas

[@Nb100clips]

Merry Christmas

[@dontworry9667]

6:23 what if you run out of water

[@avaterry4578]

Same

[@markocortez4665]

Merry Christmas DangMattSmith

[@kaveman1564]

Matt: "I can teach math" Everyone: "No you cant" Matt "1x2 =1" Everyone else: "Yeah, no you cant 12:46

[@MrPee4you]

BEASTLYBOSS What does that spell? MEME!

[@arij_chappell3273]

I was hoping he meant 1 squared😂😂😂

[@anzecebron950]

@@MrPee4you omg lol I see it too xd

[@deletedchannel9378]

69 likes, huh? I'm not gonna be the one to ruin that.

[@julianprovost1760]

124533554233 and

[@tommielecompte1584]

me: orders merch me on christmas: opens iphone 11 gift mom: reads shirt me: *... BASS BOOST INTENSIFIES*

[@charlieradant]

Yaes

[@Kii.an.a]

😂

[@loma_ci]

GOOD ONE!

[@Serena-319]

XXXMemoriesXXX we have similar profiles x3

[@perrinemiya1343]

Are you being rude

[@ellomay876]

A good substitute for kill: Game end.

[@JackDavis-uz3yb]

I love watching your videos

[@ShaneTheCrazyArtist]

Matt: I got no friends ahaha. Reaction Time, AzzyLand, and Infinite: *ArE wE a JoKe To YoU!?*

[@rugwithamug]

Lol!

[@darrylowens9009]

Lol

[@abirrghigh1011]

Loo

[@jmeritt]

4:06. Add a “NOOOOO” to that. Me when I find a spider on my pillow

[@steviep4290]

Noooo

[@F1nn23_]

Lol

[@SuperMarioFan156]

“You can live 2 years without being kidnapped” - Dangmattsmith 2019 😂😂😂

[@belindaterry1197]

I no you. Familar diamond

[@mosthxtedmillz]

Isabella Pauley i did though

[@megantennantbkmkzozkoo1819]

Jkkkkkkjkujijijkj,jkujkkklikk Koi,

[@xenyorita]

OK lol

[@hcervi3536]

I like that he says get that out of here

[@SheikhHummus]

9:19 hmm decisions 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crystalturner8141]

H r th gteffvh b ryygy

[@rhianamarguaxpassioncolado4680]

Dog

[@jacobomoctezuma2406]

HUNT3RPL4YZ ya que el país

[@isatakanneh848]

*Title:* How did she survive Me:hOw DiD sHe FaLl??? *Riddle logic is real*

[@VoidackDaEpic]

Dangmattsmith: I Love Llamas Also Dangmattsmith: (Fails on Llama Question)

[@kehanchen8203]

He loves llamas but he is dumb at doing llama questions

[@kehanchen8203]

Oops I forgot to put the difference

[@kehanchen8203]

🤣

[@Sinde1973]

陈龙 I like your videos they’re super cool

[@marleymoranlavallee3013]

Do ya I understand hello or no but I love poo P a little more than I ftg

[@andricerobinson3029]

I used to not be able to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator but apparently now I can

[@user-le3oy9gd2f]

" It's 1 because 1 times 2 is 1. " - Dangmattsmith 2019

[@finnharper8673]

Copy my comment then

[@finnharper8673]

Copy my comment then

[@yusufdadkhah7561]

dangsmith never said that.

[@user-le3oy9gd2f]

@@finnharper8673 didn't see

[@user-le3oy9gd2f]

@@yusufdadkhah7561 yh he did

[@squirmydawormy1333]

Who else hyped for Christmas 🎄

[@falconswiss5217]

Me!

[@brittneybokus1525]

Me caz my name jeeeeesssfffffffffffffyyyyyyyyy

[@seizhabearplaysyt4951]

I did the woah for Christmas

[@ChildOfTheLight4869]

I love Christmas! 🎵Deck the halls, with boughs of holly, Fa-la-la-la-la-la...🎶 After all, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! A time to spend with family, open gifts, etc. But most importantly: Celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. (You either believe or you don’t.) (Try to) have a great day/night/holidays, everyone! Love. Hope. Peace.

[@newspapers.]

It's February -_- 2020

[@MidnightViolex]

12:50 Matt:1x2=1 Also Matt: I could have taught math!

[@chrishart9236]

IKR I’m like hold up did I hear that correctly

[@sinsfullyvalid9498]

2x1=2 lol

[@GabbySoBlazed]

Midnight Violex I was looking through the comments to see if anyone was going the mention that😂😂

[@georgerodriguezmadera828]

Completed 14.5/25 Points:11 Total:19

[@dev.mahmoudfarargy]

"Don't hate, congratulate! " ~DangMattsmith

[@nurseallison09]

It says translate to English so your not English lol

[@Cam0o]

@@nurseallison09yh lol same for md

[@xxfluffycloudsxx]

Matt: 1 x 2 is 1 Me: ... 😂😂 sure 12:50

[@bobashake8386]

Matt Smith:I don't deserve these glasses Glasses:you don't want me fine*hits on head* Matt Smith:ow

[@TyTy-bb6uq]

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@bobashake8386]

@@TyTy-bb6uq XD

[@aliaa991]

🔔jinjjhjjjhjjjjjjjj

[@papisculo7925]

Lol

[@jahnaybranton8845]

I got ir

[@_nezuko_kamado01]

AND HOW WAS THAT NOT AN ALPACA!? 🦙

[@AFCKingDavid]

_get that out of here-_. dang Matt Smith 2019

[@karishmazemse1817]

10/11

[@kenprice4960]

12:38 Matt : What is missing Also matt : MY DAD I FELT THAT 😭😭

[@goodgrief917]

All his funniest kids test answers videos finally paid off

[@izaacgodfreyaranas5778]

i love it if you say get that outtaa here

[@ghfhrhd]

“which state does the amazon river flow?” me: in amazon.

[@kabira1677]

Hello There yo my soulmate

[@WOW-ho9lv]

Weird. There’s an Amazon HQ in England. (Ik this is a joke don’t come @ me)

[@gamingcat567]

irk

[@ghfhrhd]

lol

[@connory8222]

@@WOW-ho9lv -GETS R/WOSHED

[@GillingFam5]

1:49 “I guess I don’t love llama’s as much as I thought” 1:53 *takes deep breath, remembers **1:57** I love llama’s!* 1:57 Moment of silence...😔😢

[@sydartpix4341]

10:36 Matt points to the screen like we could see it 😂🤣😂

[@gabrielsierra26]

Ok soo

[@ΑθηναΠαπαδοπουλου-η8η]

As if it's the only time

[@alonathomas7387]

I love kittens and I love puppies and frenchies as well❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@corajones7907]

i love how he says "GET THAT OUTA HERE

[@blackcloudeo.o3996]

Me too

[@blackcloudeo.o3996]

But.......

[@midnightluna808]

I know

[@midnightluna808]

Me toooo

[@h4rumony]

“1 times 2 is 1” - DangMattSmith

[@lucapascal1240]

Omg i know I paused to se a mesege like this

[@h4rumony]

Fred Wilkins Jr he said 1

[@tayloranderson7547]

1 times 2 is 1 - dang Matt Smith

[@jas2034]

no one: Who has been here before 2019???? lmaoo

[@DarkScythe-Live]

scft6abe O

[@DG-pz5qv]

None

[@Mlpfann]

6:55 had me DYING!!! I don’t know why that was so funny

[@neonthunder05]

2:40 it can’t carry a child and the dad at the same time

[@purpleskies8076]

NeonThunder PLEASE SUB TO MY CHANNEL!

[@olibrr.]

Moody Potato you think I’m finna sub to yo gacha life lookin ass

[@tristanlatimer9916]

MSN_Clout x you are dumb

[@Brianelys_]

Yeah cuz according to what the text said. 2 child:1 adult So one adult and a child would be a bit to much weight for the boat

[@Calebroeer6]

That is so funny

[@nylaarmstrong5572]

“You can live for 2 years without being kidnapped “ 😂😂😂💀

[@lucylizperez1331]

Ya mean babynapped

[@tomifowora-zs2xp]

OHHHHHH

[@yaminokatoki_1392]

Yeah ive done it.....(¬_¬)ﾉ

[@mikeldpete7]

Yes because I’m 8 and I’ve been alive for 9 year’s

[@tomifowora-zs2xp]

@@mikeldpete7 When your 14 but have lived for 15 years be like: :/

[@katelyndalley9384]

Matt: I love llamas i know this one. Matt: *Gets it wrong* Matt: guess i don't love llamas.. :o

[@hillarymaurer]

Happy new year 🎉

[@xxitzanime_dweebxx9810]

1 x 2 = 1 -Dangmattsmith 2019 his words will forever go down in history

[@Sloafty]

Is it for joke 1×2=1 because the answer is 2

[@Sloafty]

Oh saw it he has to see the vid that says 1×2=1

[@CocaColaAnotherDay]

I passed my multiplecation

[@lowski6521]

Who has been a huge fan of Matt before 2019 👇🏻

[@muhammedcelik1913]

I just subbed to him today

[@xxgachamysticxx4547]

Dangmattsmith: "I'm just gonna go with the surfer." Me: Which one?

[@dumfrog_111]

Same

[@amandamoore8264]

Same

[@onzapikines730]

Horse

[@mrmurphee5557]

We are not talking about 🐕s

[@robiindk9180]

My favorite animal is your mama

[@aadamhussain9323]

"1X2=1." -Matthew Smith 2019

[@bellasvlogs9696]

no one: matt: “you can live two years without being kid napped”

[@restinpeacejuicewrld3317]

Hi

[@Whissya]

We are all kidnapped our real house is our moms stomach lol

[@brycequenzer8478]

I survived 9 so yes you can

[@brycequenzer8478]

And I'm 9 and still not kid napped

[@kawaiimax836]

Y’all kids out here

[@Vensdetta]

Matt, you and I were practically the same person through 8:18 to 9:56. LOL

[@noahv6285]

12:48 “Wait 1 x 2 is 1! Yeah I could have taught math!” Me: Hah! I’d finally be smarter than my teacher!😅

[@gbyoshi14]

@Noah VanderKlok yeah I heard that too and I was like “you mean one squared is one...”

[@teresitaplevin5506]

Noah VanderKlok you’re wrong

[@noahv6285]

Teresita Plevin, youre right, I am smarter than my current math teacher:)

[@Marty-s-q7n]

I literally watched this one yesterday I’m so glad

[@subjectredrum6133]

Bruh for the zombie door it says “There WAS a zombie” lol

[@iamhorizons3300]

subject redrum stolen

[@subjectredrum6133]

IAmHorizions this isn’t stolen are you just one of those idiots who go around checking people? Fuck off dumbass

[@Sizzle332]

4:06 when I get an My first A+ in class 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wyattyt519]

2asrfftttfaA

[@thekguy6390]

"1x2=1" -DangMattSmith 2019

[@Gio2321_]

rrr Kakkar hmmm... maybe he can’t count

[@abigaelcostanzo8379]

I love foxes so much 💓 and dogs

[@skuff_fresh1851]

12:50 “1 x 2 is 1” -danattsmith 2019

[@JayJayFRYT]

Whats 1x1x1x1x1x14x5

[@ryazs]

jvien williams 70 and lmao SkufF_Fresh 1

[@davidlxxiv]

ETN diamond uhm you mean 2

[@ryazs]

Li Vingston what 2?

[@TheRealMichaelJordan]

I LEGIT PAUSED THE VIDEO AND HAD TO SAY IT OVER TO MAKE SURE I WASN'T TRIPPING

[@Lamtanming]

Puppies and kittens are my favorite animal

[@jujuloaf755]

“That thing looks old, it looks tortoisy, I think it’s a tortoise.” 😂😂😂

[@delfinaolmedo7309]

What the hell

[@delfinaolmedo7309]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it looks like you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑♉♍♒⛎♋♑♏♏⚵⚺⚸⚷⚵♓♑♏

[@fredseiler6775]

Bro u good fr😂

[@justmetyrone4016]

Video: What is the main reason for divorce Me: Cheating Video: Marriage Me: Awwww shieeeeet 😵

[@dirtbikefam4302]

Ha

[@etc.denden]

Oof

[@jenarie29]

1253

[@baltothewolf4905]

Who else can't tell the difference between a alligator and a crocodile

[@foxi9009]

Me

[@br3st1nf3ction6]

I think a alligator have U shaped nose and a crocodile has a V shaped nose

[@reneorozco100]

I know the difference

[@wolflover-ex3wh]

A aligater is lager in sized and a crocadile is smaller ( true facts

[@Addiray123]

BaltoTheWolf idk

[@JSGRanks]

4:06 me when I find a penny on the floor

[@earthyeve8552]

That is me too!

[@eliasdevos2090]

XD SAME WITH MY SISTER

[@keylasiastone5672]

Can I get something for free at get that out of here merch please

[@keylasiastone5672]

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[@arnulfohernandez1642]

IEMH’s Final Days ?!?!?! Kk,km,kkkkk

[@kimserieux5963]

Don't worry I will be your friend Matt We will all be there for you

[@thatoneboi4928]

Matt: These questions aren’t even hard, you just have to think logically. Me, getting all of them wrong: 😕

[@uwayemwenidukpaye4778]

1 times 2 is 1

[@yusufdadkhah7561]

@@uwayemwenidukpaye4778 slightly funny.

[@yusufdadkhah7561]

I got a lot of them right in my head and very little when saying it out loud because I doubted i know the answers. I forgot what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.

[@elijahsnaer7882]

It was 1 squared which =1

[@w05t]

ikr easy

[@truestoryagb]

1 times 2 is 1 Dangmattsmith -2019 Omg this is the most likes I got

[@Moe2HAB]

Kai236 the riddle really meant that you times each number by itself

[@truestoryagb]

Maureen Minder ok

[@mattrexternal]

Kai236 *bruh*

[@Lincuka1028]

its 2

[@randomblueguy]

@Baryk 10 You must be really fun at parties

[@titansage4912]

Matt: 1×2=1 Also Matt: I could've taught MATH

[@PickYaPotnaUpp]

No it's two

[@brodymclarry333]

1x2=2

[@PickYaPotnaUpp]

@@brodymclarry333 yeah

[@tamb5522]

1x2=2 not 1 you dummy

[@tamb5522]

@@PickYaPotnaUpp I already said that

[@mzreeforeman300]

My favorite animals are puppies sloths and kittens 🐈‍⬛

[@T_money_]

Thumbnail: SHE FELL 20 FLOORS ! HOW DID SHE SURVIVE!? Me: she turned off fall damage 🤔

[@itsjustlapis]

TUFU so true

[@ajalaedoty5513]

True

[@epicsandra2516]

Me: she was on the 1st floor :> Me again (reads it again)

[@-athazagoraphobia-1042]

It’s scary how most of these riddles involve murder or kidnapping😳

[@emilystoian7157]

I- it’s the creators cry for help help them

[@Menfisu]

Matt: you should solve this Also Matt: gets it wrong

[@rikuitkonen7075]

12:48 1 times 2 =1😂

[@MJ-er5ll]

The one that did not say the answer was 12+5+3=20.

[@annacassidy2588]

I like lions

[@bobweigand7472]

It's 36 lmao

[@finnharper8673]

"1x2 is 1" Dangmattsmith - 2019 (almost 2020)

[@queen_keiii7640]

Crazy how a tiktok ad from you popped up when I first clicked on the video lmao

[@destinygorbett5545]

They have to be 0 or so people to be a good man 503inches a new person who is 0 or a person who pays attention

[@robbymounce5764]

I like PLATYPUSES! lol (idk if that’s the PLURAL of platypus………….? lol)

[@Peppers_offixial]

I love when he edit and put the glasses and gold chain on its neck to me it was so cute

[@fistfullcoronation3512]

When you actually knew the battle king richard III died

[@Bob13631]

what!

[@ballinballer]

noob

[@jackieboy9734]

When these ask you to add the numbers together Me being colorblind : 3!

[@braydennichols2818]

20:89

[@wongshayne3733]

25 Points

[@KennethShetty]

Who's watching at 2024

[@Snoorlacks]

Nobody: Matt: One times two is one. Also Matt: I could’ve taught maths. Markiplier: Yeah, this is big brain time. 😂😂😂

[@sakv18]

No u need to learn math it was one to the second power or one squared which is 1x1. lol

[@Snoorlacks]

Sean Roblox master I’m in high school. I know what exponents/indices or whatever you call them are. I was making a joke. 🤦‍♂️

[@vanessathao]

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

[@CaptFalcon07]

Matt: i dont deserve these glasses * hits himself in the head with them * 5 mins later Matt: oww

[@sigvatt3480]

Aaron Feinstein ?

[@duran891]

Him: all kids should know their animals Me:getting it wrong

[@templedoss6261]

yup

[@BrendanDavies24]

For the title, she went completely limp and broke no bones

[@basilicanrobin64]

Dangmattsmith: “ .... riddles only your genius friend can solve.” The title: “ .... riddles your smartest friend can’t solve.” Isn’t that the same thing?!😂

[@lalajo5yt771]

Basilicanrobin Nope, different

[@chichi9469]

Well.......Yeah but really it does not matter🔳

[@mikayapeta8193]

Rabbit

[@traceygrant7272]

Riddel: what animal is this? Me:ummmm. Also me: loading

[@scrapbut3497]

😂😂😂

[@Quitting9283]

Fuck The Hedgehog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@venus17879]

BRUH did u notice da dad is 2 of the kids on top of each other is a dad

[@SF3L]

“1 times 2 is 1” -DangMattSmith 2019

[@iibekaye5626]

Sean Lu he stupid it 2

[@winterpeony1462]

Rapidz _ Kaye you’re stupid, it’s “he’s stupid, it’s 2”

[@footballers9260]

Sean Lu 2020

[@SH43IFF]

2:02 “I don’t deserve theese glasse-OW”

[@Plane-Enthusiast]

Mom: *buys me a LEGO set* Me: 4:12

[@Rtk1034]

My favorite animal is a foot because it sticks to you and dies with you lol

[@miko299]

Lol

[@alyseheath1099]

Me:*reads title: Also me: I’m my smartest friend

[@cookingwithgigi4580]

Bet

[@angelawaghorne1002]

Dang relatable about no friends

[@mastermuneeb3325]

Matt: I love llamas Me: defo

[@tayloranderson7547]

Matt: I love llamas me : defo

[@echoheartstring7328]

Llamas are my second fav animal

[@vickywong5980]

I love pangolins ,:)

[@jxyden3132]

Me:You can still like llamas Comments: *YOU CAN’T* Me:😭

[@erisholmes5501]

JadenStiles you cant

[@erisholmes5501]

I mean can

[@yolondamorris1463]

@@erisholmes5501 j

[@cheyannerady2955]

When u said u don’t have friends I’m your friends

[@kidcrisspy5105]

We are all your freinds

[@Wardenbag]

Yeah

[@arianna.alpedro]

If Matt teaches math I would be sure to go to that school ❤

[@KZ-sv8kk]

3:12 I could see all of them I’m just slow at math lmao

[@iangray5033]

Ƙąཞɛŋ ʂɩყɬɧɛཞıŋ right

[@ChristopherSantoso-yy7cu]

Ƙąཞɛŋ ʂɩყɬɧɛཞıŋ ok XD

[@sprouting_berry]

Matt: I have no friends... Me: I'll be your friend!! Matt: Someone else be my friend! Me: ;w;

[@youchen8290]

Matt: It’s definitely not a Llama! *Actually is a Llama* Matt: Noooo!

[@shanewelsh7612]

Ttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@zohafatima8474]

20

[@laqundrabarnett4141]

My Favorite Animal Are Rabbits 🐇💗

[@peyton5938]

My favorite animal is a sloth Merry Christmas

[@bentheboss6085]

Dang Matt smith:I dont deserve these glasses. Dang Matt Smith when he gets one right:puts glasses back on

[@lydiaamarin9063]

My favourite animal is lion,tiger, cheetah, cougar,bear and panther! Like the comment if you love these animals too! 🙂

[@JBreezy_82]

👩‍🍳👩‍🍳👨‍🔧👏🦶👉🤞🖖🤟👍🤲🤙✌👆👊😤

[@whatthedogdoin3946]

I like sun bears

[@_idrinklemonade_5258]

I like POLAR BEARS

[@haydenwilkinson4066]

Animals are cute

[@Skincare_sisters251]

Lydia Amarin I love those animals

[@bellahcampos3813]

When Matt threw the glasses The glasses: this is what you get for throwing me in the air Matt: owww

[@JD_ducky]

Yeah not funny