Metal Gear Dies

[@jakemyers5764]

When dunky is so disappointed in your failure that he spells his own name right, you have fucked up big time

[@cheriftekouk7870]

yeah i noticed that lol

[@Chosen_One]

Jake Myers lmao I didn't even notice 😂

[@Meeemon]

Shitdick 2000 is dunkey's real name?

[@Kpazz]

Pity you couldn't do the same...

[@melvint-p9500]

He did it for Mario 64 tho

[@IndraKatiK]

The irony is that this game actually meets everyone's expectations. Since no one expected it to be good

[@MiorAkif]

Nah man it exceeded my expectations, never expected it to even exist

[@WillWrath328]

Therefore, no one is disappointed

[@WhiteRedEyeAU]

People wanted to hate it, so they gave the people what they wanted

[@MiorAkif]

White Red Eye Yay! Devs finally listen to player feedback!

[@questioninconnu]

oh god, that's gotta burn.

[@louishammerby6348]

One of the rare videos where Dunkey is truly pissed and doesn't even try to make jokes about how bad the game is

[@gorblin70]

There are jokes

[@gabrielreda]

@@gorblin70 but he is trying to say that the game is REALLY bad

[@datruken3578]

)

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Because the game itself is the joke.

[@muffledpotat0245]

@@thegrimcritic5494 Yeah, one that nobody laughs at and tries to move the conversation forwards like it never happened

[@cinders5305]

Kojima being denied his award, which he rightfully deserved for all of his hard work, is really just sad. After everything he did,that's gotta hurt

[@paldinox1]

Seriously, that was one of the shittiest things a game company has ever done to one of its employees.

[@focusfolks]

Fucking petty shit that was

[@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf]

It sucks but apparently he also wasted literally MILLIONS of dollars during Phantom Pain's development. Konami firing him wasn't just some petty on the spot decision, he'd been wasting his employer's money for years and they were PISSED. So it's kinda understandable on why they said "Fuck you, you're not gettng a reward after the shit you pulled." Still messed up, but understandable.

[@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf]

@@sudanemamimikiki1527 There's no real way to "prove" any of this stuff because no business would ever be so open about its internal working, but we can sorta piece it together via accounts made by employees and such. Kojima was apparently a huge perfectionist during Phantom Pain's production, to the point where the composer would write dozens of song only for Kojima to reject them and ask for new ones to be made. That kind of attitude during a production cycle is bad enough, but he's also getting paid a salary the whole time (and he was Vice President of the company at the time, so it was NOT a small amount), so he was essentially taking the money while not having anything to show for it. Also, no, Kojima essentially had free reign over the project and could sink as much money into the project as he wanted, but after delaying the game long enough Konami lost patience, resulting in the fallout.

[@Baron0009]

@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf so what? Masterpiece isn't gonna be made by itself, those process you call waste isn't important as long as product is very good. What konami did is still petty shit no matter what.

[@clarkshortland5925]

Occasionally I come back to this video just to hear Dunkey say "ultra mega ass"

[@МихаилоЈашаревић]

@Ali Beli thank you

[@purgatory8935]

Same

[@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper]

Clark Shortland same

[@theinstitute1324]

I just did this. This is a very niche interest.

[@PabloJFerri]

2:05

[@The_Alco]

The actual original strand type game.

[@playboithouxan8592]

The more I think about it the more your right.

[@yuliafter]

Now that I think about it again, it was probably the game.

[@phazemof6951]

@@comrademays9631 that's debatable

[@stinkybean5]

As in, I am stranded from the land of good video games

[@nympheimafix4386]

Am i the only person who likes death stranding?

[@ninjacreeper48]

It's funny how the MSF soldiers trying to survive without Big Boss' leadership can be seen as an allegory for Konami trying to continue the Metal Gear series without Hideo Kojima's involvement.

[@feetwithtoesjoe8875]

Xaxos92 The ultimate story.

[@loafywolfy]

i think this was done on purpose by kojima's colleages that stayed at konami

[@cursedshadow]

Also the last boss doesnt know the concept of death, aka the fans who wont give in to this shit game.

[@JadenRockz99]

Appropriate, since a story without Big Boss (And by extension, Snake) in it is so bland and uninteresting.

[@maelk6430]

Aaaaaand they fail in the end... beginning, I meant beginning

[@bornamovafaghi6075]

I heard the title "Metal Gear Survive" and instantly imagined an experience where your trapped behind enemy lines/in a warzone with no contact to mother base and have to scavenge, sabotage, and steal enemy weapons and gear. Imagine limited ammo, minimal items, and an unforgiving injury system. Your goal was to survive and surviving wasnt going to be easy. Instead be got a shitty zombie game bad even for zombie standards.

[@politickz6591]

Borna Movafaghi damn I kinda want that now. Unfortunately Konami will never do it

[@leerobbo92]

Yeah I remember feeling that too. My first thought was a combination of MGS3's camo, injury and food system, with MGS4's stress system and faction warfare mechanics, but all turned up to 11 and with new features, and with MGSV levels of gameplay, graphics and customisation. Such an unbelievable amount of potential, and the worst part is that all the pieces are already there.

[@the2gamerschannel]

Wha the fuck this sounds better than the actual game itself

[@rasterbate87]

I would love a SERE-based game honestly with stealth as challenging and rewarding as Dark Souls’ combat

[@polina-lj5rf]

that sounds awesome, i love to play mgsv with shitty weapons

[@DrShaym]

I don't know about you guys, but I have an app on my phone that audibly tells me when I'm hungry. Otherwise, I would never know, and I would just starve to death.

[@JayHog1992]

Even as a joke, I'd take the stamina app, just to see how long I can last until the app starts bitching.

[@user-iu9dr3fp4o]

Dr Shaym Lol when did you get all political why don’t you go complain about bats being in your chimney or sum

[@danibrent3068]

Dr Shaym that's why I have a hard time getting into survival games "Oh I forgot to eat or drink for 2 minutes, guess I'll just instantly die"

[@ohbitch94]

Micromanaging in games can be an absolute detriment. At least in games like Rust it’s understandable

[@spacenuts2781]

Wtf dr shaym watches dunkey

[@samuels1245]

"Alright boys, Kojima is too reliable of a money maker. Time to ditch him so we can spend more time making pachinko machines and snorting coke out of the company dumpster"

[@cowboy_henk]

Kojima didn't make Konami what it is, slot machines and product distribution did, which is why they pulled out of the console gaming market 5 years ago

[@139-b7j]

It's ironic because Kojima was spending loads of money on useless shit instead that didn't aid the game development at all except for boosting his huge fucking ego

[@cyberpunkdenton9497]

Chinese Doge so many devs out there making exceptional games but these fokers like to jump on kojimbo’s pee pee. Kojimbo who likes to waste too much money and time & then comes up with shiz like death stranding, a glorified walking sim

[@Thewatcher-ej6qv]

Kojima need a guy to tell him no this sucks cause while konami in my eyes always sucked they were a necessary evil cause Kojima made creative games but they would stop him when he started making symbolism over gameplay

[@cyberpunkdenton9497]

The watcher 1963 Spot on. Surrounding yourself with yes men is def going to hurt later on. kojimbo’s ego makes him an auteur, his writing is dog-shiz riddled with plot-holes, dialogues are usually cringy and I don’t know if it’s localization or what but at times they don’t even make any sense. He’s visionary at best. Another death stranding he might lose the spotlight. Look at death stranding sales figures, no where to be found. Why you might ask? Because Sony likes to brag about their games sales figures right, so why not release sales figures for DS? Cause it did not meet their expectations. Did it even break 2 million mark! God knows.

[@Spockitans]

RIP Metal Gear 1998 - Psycho Mantis

[@623SimaZ]

Psycho Mantis?

[@Shadd0wz]

@Patriots?

[@factcore2630]

Spockitans why do we repeat things that we know will not end well? is it because we think that if we continue to do it, something good may come out of it? is it because we are scared? scared of what may happen if we stop? scared that if we stop now we will have to face change?

[@100dead]

Psycho Mantis?

[@UnTizio100K]

You're that ninja...

[@nobudgetproductions9987]

“Even if the metal gear solid series continues, metal gear 5 is the last in the series” -Kojima

[@mojosiesta9821]

Blah. If Konami hires that guy who wrote the codec script for MGS 1 and 2, and create MGR game that takes place after 2, they would have something on their hands there

[@schmeeosaurus]

​@@mojosiesta9821 fine but kojima was known primarily for his directing, even if the story was garbage (which it would not be as seen in death stranding) the gameplay would still be polished and fun

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@mojosiesta9821 Smartass says smart things that Konami failed!

[@MixAndMash]

when did he say that?

[@nobudgetproductions9987]

@@MixAndMash it was revealed to me in a dream (i forgot)

[@ZeroBeat1]

I have heard many insults in my life, but none as savage as, "This shit's worse than Mass Effect: Andromeda."

[@MausOfTheHouse]

When you hear that, game's over.

[@samograj5455]

I liked Mass Effect: Andromeda

[@sax7760]

@@samograj5455 you are dead to me.

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@samograj5455 Why?

[@samograj5455]

SPAKELDORF Becouse it’s relaxing to explore, fighting system is best in the series, there are a lot of interesting missions and story is very good (at start it is terrible but with every hour it improves ). Game is considered the worst game of the year by people who didn’t played it, I didn’t found and game breaking glitch in 20 hours of play time.

[@lotus-prince]

The video's description isn't even a joke. You can seriously spend ten dollars on a save slot.

[@pokeminer1080]

Forget lootboxes, make them pay for the ability to have an extra save slot. $60 for a complete game? Why stop there when we can offer them $5 packages containing HD graphics for items, enemies, and characters?

[@Tobias-Lupin]

Did they really put that in there? Talk about going for the cash grab, jeez.

[@ee88rr1]

Yep its in the game

[@lotus-prince]

Yep. Just google "Metal Gear Survive Save Slot." A Polygon article should come right up, though I'm sure there'll be a ton of links of people complaining about it. Hell, go to Konami's Twitter page where they announce Survive's US release date. That comments section is (almost) nothing but hate, and several comments about the stupid save slots.

[@lotus-prince]

Oh, it's more than 60 for a complete game. The base price is 40, and the three save slots you can buy are each 10 bucks. You only start with one freaking save slot. Want to make a new character? Better delete your old one, unless you fork over 10 bucks, minimum. You can also purchase additional character loadouts (past your base of four) for about five bucks each. Then there are emotes, exp boosts, and other stuff.

[@Vassilinia]

"like if the next Mario is an M rated dating game" .... go on. "for the virtual boy" Okay nevermind.

[@zurabsiradze7822]

@Nichijou Bot OH YEAH!!!

[@skileames6107]

@@zurabsiradze7822 but its only available on the epic game store

[@zurabsiradze7822]

@@skileames6107 God damn it

[@uhoh5464]

But they don't just fire miamoto, but go back in time and replace him with hilers corpse

[@BigBoy257]

@Liam Buck Uhhhh ohhhh

[@LiquidArmProduction]

I never finished metal gear solid 1, I couldn’t ever beat Wario, his fart attack is to much.

[@LiquidArmProduction]

@spud lord I love how I'm stuck with this dumb user name thinking I was making a metal gear solid reference or joke.

[@dingalong14]

You've gotta admit, the Liquid Fart was a real turning point in the storyline.

[@LiquidArmProduction]

@@dingalong14 it confirmed that the story was about what I always thought it was about.

[@RComet]

You need to switch your controller port so then Wario can't read your inputs and fart on you

[@LiquidArmProduction]

@@RComet how was I supposed to figure that out?!

[@MangoChannel]

Metal Gear Survive is a very deep metaphor of Konami trying to survive with only pachinko machines.

[@v5xSkillzZ]

Nanomachines son!

[@bobafruti]

Don’t forget the love hotels!!!

[@buttermilk5364]

Smart move because that shit makes alot of money in Japan.

[@kirra9152]

@@bobafruti last time I heard the love hotel is in downsizing.

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@buttermilk5364 Money what? Money to partner with Juvetus for PES20??? 😂

[@DammitSinged]

_Metal Stick Survive until you run out of Stamina_

[@gingerbud123]

DammitSinged p a y a t t e n t i o n t o y o u r s t a m i n a

[@theboirug1144]

gingerbud123 *Hillary does not have the s t a m i n a*

[@JPLangley_]

Fancy seeing you around here.

[@GameMasterWLC]

It's not a very long game

[@CalmBreez]

Pretty much the last line Honest Games Trailer's gona end their video with

[@Harry101UK]

Sounds like a solid 8/10.

[@raindrake5837]

What is up with IGN and their 9/10 or 8/10 bullshit like really IGN ?

[@InfernoPhoenixFX]

Rain Drake. $$

[@Professor_Utonium_]

Rain Drake Paid reviews

[@claytonallen2482]

Reminds me of Star_'s video of jackie chan is a 8/10

[@orabolas1291]

To much water

[@tornadojohnson4709]

This game is really fun if you don’t play it!

[@I_am_a_Cooler_Dude_Than_You]

Got me scared there for a second.

[@kalebsithnerd119]

Tornado Johnson your damn right

[@azizsofwan7683]

He got us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

If you turn off the lights and imagine yourself playing an actually good metal gear game then the game's a 10/10

[@Whatdoyouknow24]

Unfortunately you're just another half wit throwing a tantrum.

[@mcgabrielrock]

Hideo kojima: so i made a lot of good metal gear games Konami:yes HK:and metal ger 5 was a sucsess Konami:correct HK:so it would be good if i was around for the next title? Konami:make sense to me HK: i want to make silent hill Konami: you fired

[@jerichotipay109]

This is so sad. Can we save konami from its death?

[@AlaniLTD]

@@jerichotipay109 What the somehow worse than FIFA factory?

[@helekarsargarian6831]

Konami: Hey Hideo Kojima, we have these millions, make us a game HK: Yes Konami: show us what you've made with our millions HK: Look at this new engine and this technical demo to show you this new engine. Need more millions to finish the game. This new engine and this technical demo sucked up all the millions Konami: but we gave you millions, where's game? HK: LOOK AT THIS NEW ENGINE AND TECHNICAL DEMO FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[@jawonsh1592]

@@saltycat243 Kojima was already saved by Sony lol

[@zeroualamohamed7775]

Smattless kojima is done with metal gear

[@maxwllcool]

Looks like Konami used their SPECIAL move! Self destruct

[@duruarute5445]

hahahaha nice one

[@reddyforlenny9389]

It was ineffective Hideo Kojima joins the match: uses SPECIAL attack cinematic trailer Was super effective your Pokemon: WALLET is now unconscious

[@MGOFor3ver]

"The self destruction system has been, activated, please all perso.." Whoops, wrong zombie game..

[@turbotrup96]

Chiaotzu's favourite.

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

turbotrup96 too soon

[@LKNear]

Konami: *"What the fuck is a metal gear"*

[@isaiahhha7560]

i think it's called a cog, boss.

[@blutonic]

This comment has actually brought me to tears.

[@UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q]

A Casino slot-machine for sure. That's literally the best Konami product available

[@tomservo3401]

A Robot

[@papi9305]

"is that a jon-tron reference"

[@cidredwood6170]

MGS5 Movement: Running infinitely Horse infinitely Walker Gear infinitely Any found vehicles infinitely MG Survive Movement: Walk

[@focusfolks]

I wanna horse infinitely

[@cidredwood6170]

@@focusfolks me too buddy

[@eraser0artem]

putting aside that you can even ride the box for a short time

[@ghostwhencodghosts9114]

Both of them have horrible characters and ending and story

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

​@@ghostwhencodghosts9114oppa gannam style

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

At this point Smash is the retirement home for underappreciated/dying franchise characters

[@Serbrethren]

E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

*E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E*

[@mikehunt4830]

*_E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E_*

[@wickedbat4710]

No wonder everyone wants Bomberman

[@perfectnamesdontexist]

Wicked Bat and Klonoa (actually it’s retired because of how obscure the franchise is and the low sales of the games. The games themselves are fucking phenomenal imo.)

[@TheWheatless]

God, the fox engine is just so remarkable. It’s sad how it was basically just thrown away.

[@ammarisam7216]

Such a wasted opportunity

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Ammar_5000 They didnt even let Kojima keep his own fucking engine

[@angelarzola2438]

@@Joawlisdoingfine lets be real with his new company he might just re create it as best he can

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@Joawlisdoingfine It was created with Konami's money, therefore is Konami's engine.

[@grzyruth9205]

Where

[@sigmabean2463]

Reminder that it should be illegal to have running drain stamina in a game where your sole method of transportation is running

[@KingShinyRotom]

I don't get why it's so difficult to understand: -make a stamina bar -running doesn't deplete it, or does it in a very imperceptible way -rolling/dodging/sprinting/dashing does This way you can have battle moments where you still have to pay attention to the stamina, and still be able to run without wheezing after two seconds. It isn't realistic? Who the fuck cares, this is a video game, realism must be sacrificed for playability.

[@Dogdashdash]

It bugs me when you're an elite soldier who can only run for 20 seconds. I'm in the army and we jog with 60-100 pounds on our backs for hours. You're telling me these spec ops guys can't run for 20 seconds without getting winded? Super soldiers? I'm just an infantry grunt ffs, never mind special forces. Stamina for running should not exist at all. Maybe in games where you're a regular joe I can understand, but no game where you're playing a member of the military should have that nonsense.

[@alexherrick9256]

*Cough* BOTW *Cough*

[@Christian-eq7uh]

*cough* but everyone loves it in Zelda lol

[@mathieul4303]

Iguana Guacamole He said if you only have running. Also there's no annoying voice telling you "Eeeey UR staMiNa is Low"

[@dahat1992]

1:00 MASSIVE respect to whoever made the decision to make that public. Damaging your relationship with a huge developer is nothing to take lightly, and we should all be grateful we all found out what they did.

[@ramenfuneral]

I’d cut my ties too if that company is hightailing at pachinko games and mobile microtransactions

[@clubbasher32]

I know I thought that was so appropriate and I was glad and surprised they made that announcement in virtual real-time.

[@mathaijacob1345]

Too bad they didn't do the same thing when Nintendo told them to revoke the awards for fan games pokémon uranium and metriod 2 remake.

[@user-be3qc7re9o]

​@@mathaijacob1345Yeah, cause those aren't OFFICIAL PRODUCTS. Fan Games should never be treated on the same level as official titles.

[@sptflcrw8583]

​@@user-be3qc7re9o doesn't mean they don't deserve rewards.

[@sneeznoodle]

1:15 Imagine being this poor dude having to break the news to such an angry crowd.

[@PassTheSnails]

Yeah uhh that would uhh suck uhh to have to uhh be the dude who uhh has to uhh say that in front of uhh the entire uhh crowd

[@GKIBJosue]

It was probably worse for Kojima

[@ronfoster6963]

he's saying uhh a lot because he's trying to throw shade at konami without ruining any future brand deals. He did a great job i think. He made sure everyone knew how petty konami is without outright calling them retarded.

[@202cardline]

@@ronfoster6963 Yeah I feel like he also thought the news was wack and was trying to empathize (all the uuh's like he couldn't process it or something) he had to be professional though so it was a good way to be personable but marketable. It's 3 in the morning disregard everything I tried to say also I didn't even know this game was a thing, I left Komani when Hideo did honestly

[@godsturf8210]

I don't think most of the boos were at him, they were at Konami. The way he presented it made it clear that he was also disappointed, so it's more like the crowd was booing with him.

[@MKG176]

Konami is the luckiest gaming company ever. Think about it. From the Playstation era until now was the period to separate the "men from the boys" so to speak when it came to dev houses. If you couldn't figure out how to develop for the new generation your studio was basically closing soon. We saw stars like Acclaim, Hudson, and Activision, who were all once such heavy hitters in the 2d era just push out these garbage games, most of which took advantage of their previous titles, until they went broke or were bought. And what happens to Konami? SotN - Konami: "uh we want to make a shitty Castlevania spinoff" Igarashi: "Hey I'm some random dude making dating sims can I help?" Konami: "yeah, sure! That game was pretty good, obviously you'll be good at acion-horror sidescrollers" Igarashi: "Ok, here's Symphony of the Night" SH - Konami: "Man, we have some garbage employees...I know! Let's put them all together on some hopeless Alone in the Dark rip-off we can't figure out. If they fail, we'll just have a reason to fire them!" Team Silent: "Here's your new hit franchise." Konami:"....Shit. We'll figure out how to fuck this up eventually, though, lets not worry guys." MGS - Konami: "you know what'd be awesome? A multiplayer combat game for the obvously massively popular 3DO system!" Kojima: "Yeah, I'll go ahead and write, direct, and produce that. Also, its not on 3DO. Also, its a single player cinematic stealth game. months later Here's your billion dollars" Konami: "hmmm....we'll have to keep an eye out for this asshole. We dont like him."

[@rotciv1492]

That comment deserves a million likes, but also deserves a million responses. So there is your first one.

[@BrothersBrooks]

Ditto my dude. I laughed then cried. Sad world where gambling is worth more than gaming so watch them gamble with our new medium until only the little guys have the heart to try to make art.

[@spade3779]

I firmly believe Konami is worse than ea (not activision though activision is literal satan) think about it, at least ea makes fun gameplay to go with their garbage micro transactions for example battlefield 4 was incredibly fun to play even though it had loot boxes. But Konami can’t even make their games fun to go along with their micro transaction garbage!

[@TheTruthNEGFTW]

Konami are just gonna ride the decaying corpse of Yu-Gi-Oh into the sunset

[@nickguerrero9154]

Ok Sotn was a great game idk what you're talking about. Unless you're talking about a newer version I haven't heard of.

[@masterxl97]

I would actually not be surprised to find out that Konami purposefully botched every aspect of this game just to torch Kojima's legacy for good before they ran off to do Pachinko forever.

[@tempusmars6272]

They were petty enough to force Kojima not to accept an award for his game through legal action. So yeah.

[@krowbard]

They still make a pag to win Yugioh mobile game.

[@toyota_avanza]

@@krowbard dont forget about PES, its still exist too...

[@otectus]

They really underestimated the age of information in that case. I haven't played a single Metal Gear game but that entire studio is blacklisted for me from here on out. Fuck them.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Kojima's legacy of sniffing his own farts & writing convoluted storylines? He was never a revolutionary. Most people are too blinded by nostalgia to see how awful the storyline & generic the gameplay is for most of the MGS titles.

[@ProtoMario]

Hit with stick level 100

[@Patty_Brard]

ProtoMario 99

[@_wave2278]

ProtoMario im still mad about you sellin out to polygon on Weegee

[@RezaAfsar]

ProtoMario nah I'm gonna make it legendary and become level 15 again

[@jamiecriggs5257]

Random vertified guy

[@tajinie9983]

KA- BOOM!

[@anthill223]

You know he's serious when he puts "more dunkey" in the outro

[@anthill223]

joe mcnoe Thx mate

[@SpicyNotSalty]

joe mcnoe what was it before? Lol

[@UserNotFound-vi5db]

Krusty Dog I'm assuming he just mispelled Dunkey or something

[@SpicyNotSalty]

404 User Not Found That is blasphemous. No wonder it was edited lol

[@Catslug]

Konami, in one fell swoop, ruined everything

[@HeilRay]

A massive Weeb Several one fell swoops.

[@Audiodump]

more like an unbroken line of horrible choices over the course of years.

[@a.j8307]

But Konami is working hard to get us fans back, guys.

[@termlesshalo]

They ruin it in 1 second

[@PopStarAzena]

I mean Yu-Gi-Oh is still fun

[@satevo462]

My girl actually made me keep playing through Metal Gear 4 because she loved the story and wanted to watch me play it to the end. "What do you want to do tonight? Go home and watch you plat Metal Gear"

[@codyallen2838]

Oh my man. Keep that one. Make sure you're keeping her happy haha

[@thesnatcher3616]

That game had a really cool final boss fight apparently. Must have loved that.

[@raizer1946]

I dont have a GF but its the same case as my dad, HE LOVES MGS V and he plays it daily and inspects Mother Base everyday XD

[@zycklacon9588]

You’re winning at life

[@venn7eance925]

You need to marry that one, she's truly a keeper!!

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FLUID INTAKE I DETECT THAT YOU'RE HUNGRY *_WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY_*

[@helldragonfire555]

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY

[@JustSushi0]

C ɘ b u l i 乂 jaaaaaag

[@evanracer9]

oh ok that escalated quickly

[@noddypeak]

how did navi get job? smh

[@alexthibodeau979]

GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR DRIVE TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE 4 HOURS?!?! HE'S A MAN NOT A GOD

[@sneeznoodle]

Isn't this that one where you can buy extra save file slots for real money

[@BigBoy257]

It’s rewarding to rich people

[@tntrigued5011]

Yeah just like animal crossing: new horizon

[@wowwow-xp9sk]

@@tntrigued5011 aight, das bull 0/10 it didnt make me feel like spongebob

[@polarbear242]

@@tntrigued5011 Care to elaborate?

[@tntrigued5011]

@@polarbear242 cannibal bunny explained it better than i'll ever do

[@rolex2192]

"The moment you find something interesting the moment is cut sho-" Genius

[@BillSchrader]

Dunky is a loser who can't win at this easy as shit game because he is blinded by unnecessary salty rage

[@_wayward_494]

@@BillSchrader mate the game is ass. Dont bother defending this garbage.

[@gregoryinsanovic2925]

Dark souls is worse than bloodborne

[@smalltrashman4227]

@@meem._1246 That guy is an idot but the term salty doesn't go out of style. It isn't some fad. Its terminology to describe multiple different emotions.

[@iliakatster]

1:00 every "uh" is him actively supressing the urge to cuss out Konami.

[@toxicandsalty1696]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@jouniisi4306]

*here

[@yoshishuhaist]

*gay

[@OneWingedHoneybee]

To make money

[@thelastpepsi9369]

Every night I can feel my leg

[@mofooyebanjo]

ToxicAndSalty Thank you for this

[@salokin3087]

*It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down*

[@chesterfieldsnapdrag]

Salokin LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

[@biscuitboy1476]

Salokin REEEEEEEEEEEE

[@tribunalviviente7422]

Holy shit!! Is that a motherfucking Neon Genesis Evangelion reference???

[@RallyLancer95]

It allll returns to nothing

[@OtterSC2]

I've lost everything, everything

[@salokin3087]

“He also attacks by farting”

[@Lean069]

this sneaky wario

[@edenfeledrum1540]

Salokin this is what scares me and keeps me up at night.

[@fdthqwerty]

Wario or Konami?

[@MirrorDimly]

_Snake:_ Farting?

[@TimGaukerToons]

"He can fart to fly too" "By... Farting? Are you kidding me!?"

[@haroldflower8008]

it still amazes me that konami stole the award from the man that literally wrote and made the whole fucking game

[@pogethedoge]

Truly a disappointment

[@kconn01]

You know Dunkey means business when at the end of the video he spells his own name right.

[@QuietRage]

WORSE Than Andromeda? Wow. That means something, coming from Dunkey.

[@brandonjones1038]

Quiet Rage I wish it weren't true but it pains me to to say he's telling the truth

[@emwZEEK]

Andromeda wasnt even that bad. Yes the animations were jank but the gameplay was solid and fun while the plot and character relationships were good enough.

[@Check_5_]

Bruh I didn’t even know this shit existed I thought Metal Gear was dead already

[@Check_5_]

Now it’s extra dead

[@julianwelton]

emwZEEK Yeah, Andromeda gets way more shit than it deserves because, yes, it was buggy but a lot of good games started out pretty buggy (See any Fallout game). The main reason I think it was judged so harshly is because the first three games were so good. If Andromeda had come out without those expectations I think it would have been received much more positively.

You know he's pissed when he puts "Dunkey" in the end of the video and not other Nick name .

[@damagkveikov]

Yeah, this has become an occurring thing

[@apoco-h]

1:36 Wow, that video has 24381 likes and not a single dislike by todays standards. They must have really liked Metal Gear Zombies afterall.

[@omegaowl2334]

Fax

[@user-xq4st9ie7r]

Brave new world

[@sirpiss1708]

Bruh mgs4 and mgsV had zombies, I don’t get why people are acting like it’s so crazy

[@ExtraPrivatable]

@@sirpiss1708 nothing supplemented metal gear survive

[@fergusiii4507]

When Dunkey spells his name right in the end credit you know he’s not messing around

[@sreejaramanan5679]

🤣🤣

[@GrizzlyPlaysYT]

More like Metal Tears... cause im crying.

[@wolfie23288]

:'(

[@DavidisEepy]

solid.

[@gijsvanhoutven6854]

You know it is a bad game when he uses his name at the end

[@mcpato6490]

Gijs Vanhoutven The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. Metal gear solid V The phantom pain. Where is your point? Edit: I understood the comment now

[@walderthegreat7522]

Omar Garcia Moreno it means he is serious perhaps

[@hoodedman6579]

It means that he is more serious, which happens more often when the game is bad.

[@samgilbreath1464]

3:14 “when you finally find something interesting the moment is always cut sh-“ I see what you did there dunkey

[@flouglemireindustries4335]

just noticed, thanks kind stranger

[@IamPang]

"Not a Hideo Kojima game"

[@gatoradeee]

Written, directed, produced, created by Not Hideo Kojima

[@joshualagrimas9555]

"Not directed by Hideo Kojima"

[@joshualagrimas9555]

"Hated by Hideo Kojima"

[@joshualagrimas9555]

"A Game despised by Hideo Kojima"

[@djoshawott2850]

A Konami Game Team production. (If anyone gets this joke, have a cookie)

[@SlingingHashSlasher]

"Let's fire the face of our company and subsequently kill our two most popular franchises that have achieved a legendary status for pachinko machines"

[@furious_malic7808]

An employee at Konami responded, “That’s a great idea!

[@jecicada]

Never actually realized how big hideo is for this company now they take the fall because of their actions

[@DemonlordHatty]

HashSlingingSlasher What did they even fire him for anyways?

[@lonely_crash2059]

DemonlordHatty Difference of opinion

[@thatguyyouhate3743]

DemonlordHatty pretty sure he complained about them stifling his creative vision by not allowing him to have freedom to design silent hills as he wanted

[@InterstellarVulpine]

Bullshit, I would 100% play a Mario M-Rated Dating Sim on the Virtual Boy.

[@UserNotFound-vi5db]

「Big Ol' Bear」 why play that when you can suggestively milk a cow on the Switch?!

[@shenmen7370]

A port is coming this Nintendo labo

[@sensibleGamer]

WAIT! That ISN'T a real game? Then where the hell did this cartridge I've been playing come from?

[@MatthewAran]

At least a Mario dating sim sounds... remotely interesting.

[@Free-4554]

The big difference between this game and a Mario dating sim, is that I think there are people in this world that WOULD want to see the later.

[@awkwardcultism]

I mean I like Game Over Daisy Deluxe but I'd like it a lot less if it was on the fucking virtual boy.

[@aristizle8797]

I played the Japanese bird dating sim. Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm an old newgrounds reg.

[@sublimeade]

Ladder

[@LandryHardy]

Tell me more about this M rated Mario dating sim...

[@user-rk7yy8rw9r]

Landry Hardy you can date toadette

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

It's called "Super Mario Seducer."

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

Just Rosalina

[@TheXboxuniversity]

Finally I can put my virtual boy to good use

[@somberflight]

its called ''Mario Is Missing: Peach's Untold Tale'' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MrSamyboy234]

*S H I T D I C K 2 0 0 0*

[@koRnygoatweed]

Shitcock 2018

[@kamronreis6200]

Boio

[@blackAngel88it]

Are you sure that this is the one, sir?

[@eventhor7524]

I want to like your comment, but should I leave it at 666?

[@acepc2]

What a stupid comment

[@JoeyPockett]

and they took out the best character metal gear harold

[@ninocraft1]

what about the boxes?

[@MatthewWilde-uc7rm]

Please come back

[@mimakos]

JoeyPockett UPLOAD MORE

[@pain-sx4cq]

PLEASE UPLOAD

[@mariokarter13]

Metal Gear Knack

[@fabiofabiobio]

I believe I can shed some light on what went wrong with this game's development. You see, I was an intern at Konami at the time, and back then my primary responsibility was to fetch cocaine and hookers for Konami management. And, well, shucks I'm embarrassed to admit it but I had no idea where to even find cocaine and hookers! So instead I bought salt and hired some party clowns. After 6 months of snorting table salt and being balls deep in clown strange, this game was the best they could do. Sorry guys, feel like I really let u bros down.

[@waltzman]

they had a bad case of clussy fever

[@TheGIJew.]

Hey man we've all ruined the gaming industry at some point, it's no big deal

[@donaldbiden636]

Metal Gear Survive...more like *Metal Gear is trying to survive*

[@miming3679]

you certainly got em

[@ezimane7067]

*Donald Clinton

[@OddPain]

Hillary Trump at this Point I am assured that Konami just wanted this franchise to end...all things point to it: Fire Kojima out of nowhere + make such a shit game that even a 3 year old would find it bad = Metal Gear Brand gone

[@v0rtexbeater]

Metal Gear won't survive

[@奕翔王-h6x]

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~

[@frozty9643]

-You want a new save slot? -Well that will be 10$ thank you very much!

[@Luzum]

-What do you mean we're "hungry for money"? Everyone does this in their games too!

[@frozty9643]

-Yeah, have you heard about this game Battlefront 2? -Everyone loves that game, right?

[@dym321]

this is the most stupid thing i think i ever heard... 10 dolars to save ffs and you probably could just create a new account on psn and get another save file, so is just stupid in every level

[@frozty9643]

Nah, it's so good people love it....

[@Hinasil]

Did you need another save slot in Phantom Pain? “It’s the principle!” Don’t need it, don’t buy it, don’t care

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past. -Kazuhira Miller

[@dariogliendo]

1:00 drink one shot every time he says "ahh..." or "to-ahh..."

[@kawabatayuri]

Jokes aside, that guy is actually a really big fan of Hideo Kojima, in game awards 2017 he praise kojima SO MUCH that kojima himself adress him as friend at the convention

[@yahi06]

“You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain” Harvey Dent

[@evs1580]

chihuahuaOP YAHIR konami was always a villain

[@JustinY.]

_"Hey Joe."_ "What" *_"Wanna play another zombie game?"_*

[@Shnarps7670]

how are you everywhere

[@JumpinJoe]

No

[@hectorvelez1546]

the legend returns....

[@siniok3952]

Jumpin Joe what

[@blargh1239]

Justin Y. Yea thats ma boy Justin!!!!!

[@StriderOwO]

You know, after watching this, I suddenly feel encouraged to play MGS V again. And to burn every copy of Survive that I see.

[@thatssonotchill5741]

stride99 phantom pain was great the boss on that game was intense and one of my favorite parts !! Metal gear had a good 5 game run lol 😂

[@ablackbunny3149]

I guess those copies won't survive your wrath

[@defectivesickle5643]

stride99 Just gotta say, you're avatar is brilliant.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

[@webslinger527]

stride99 same

[@magical-story931]

When I get in trouble my mom makes me play this game

[@danjac354]

That's a little cruel of her.

[@DefaOmega]

I believe there's something in the Geneva Convention about that

[@thedarkbassist9508]

Hell parent

[@zaroko8105]

*thud thud thud thud*

[@gilnao9826]

no it should be oof

[@tarantulamadness6191]

If you are twelve.

[@arjunsree98]

*CLANG*

[@Phantomato2000]

nice pic UGANDA TEAM EPIC

[@tbirddddd]

outta 5! Wait! A thud is work 1/5 of a point.

[@DawnCrusader4213]

*Laughs in 10$ save slot*

[@Chrassi]

AngryJoe approves

[@triggermatt7545]

DawnCrusader4213 you know that's been a thing before right? Not that I'm defending it but it was

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

Triggermatt241 you know that's irrelevant, right? Two wrongs don't make a right much?

[@triggermatt7545]

TacticsTechniques&Procedures but still, people are acting like this is a new thing with Metal Gear but its not lol

[@JoeSmashrad]

Triggermatt241 What other game had it to where you have to pay to save?

[@gono7209]

I anticipate that Death Stranding will sell 10 million copies opening week, just so everyone can give a big “Fuck you” to Konami.

[@JasonNukeLegend]

Waiting for the "Fuck Konami" easter egg somewhere on the map to be found

[@HenryTheOneAndAHalfth]

Death Stranding.

[@gcj17]

JustJason I would love that could happen, but let's be honest Konami would probably sue

[@a.g.m8790]

“That game is going to be a cinematic masterpiece”... and I thought gamers played games to *play* games. I’m not suprised that MGS fans like to sit and watch hours of cutscenes but I wonder why Hideo Kojima doesn’t just make movies. Probably because his writing is terrible and doesn’t make any sense

[@Yunjins_Beautiful_Mind]

I can't wait for it! Kojima said his new game... ah excuse me, art* is going to have no winners and give people the feels. I want to know how Kojima will do such

[@GoodGuyGaurav]

I'm genuinely sad that dunkey had to play this game

[@ashtar3876]

And buy

[@MaddenedInvader]

Be sorry that anyone had to buy this, and play this. Be sad that people were probably forced into crunch at Konami, in order to make this poopoo game.

[@GoodGuyGaurav]

@@MaddenedInvader yeah .. but enough sadness I got better shit to look forward to (this year, we all do) cheers mate

[@MaddenedInvader]

@@GoodGuyGaurav Cheers, you right lad

[@swisschese1323]

You idiot, we all know that it wasn't Dunkey playing the game, it was his brother with the blindfold on using a tilt controller.

[@joshuapaul1715]

Want to play a game where you sneak around in a cardboard box accompanied by a surprisingly well-written story? Play Metal Gear Solid Want to play Metal Gear Solid but bigger and better? Play Metal Gear Solid 2 Want to cry? Play Metal Gear Solid 3 Want to play a Metal Gear with all story and no game? Play Metal Gear Solid 4 Want to play Clash of Clans 2: Tape Listener? Play Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Want to play Metal Gear on more acid than normal? Play Metal Gear Rising Want to play Splinter Cell: Tape Listener? Play MGSV: Ground Zeroes Want to play Metal Gear with all game and no story? Play MGSV: The Phantom Pain Thought that Phantom Pain had too much story and fun? Play Metal Gear Survive

[@benjaminzarkhin1293]

Socio Stache Yeah, pretty much.

[@miguelpadua4243]

Socio Stache i

[@DarthSironos]

Cry? MGS3 is the best one. Unless you mean cry cause the story is sad?

[@joshuapaul1715]

Well, if had I meant that it was the worst one, I would put "Want to Cry?" by Survive ;P

[@trunkerbros6713]

Hey man MGS4 was great

[@kaich369]

Dunkeys titles are *S P I C Y*

[@co0perbr337]

Hehe Boy

[@DarkSol16]

It's an accurate title though

[@fatlesszork4980]

I'm surprised Dunk didn't mention the fact that you need to pay for save slots.

[@thinkinmonkey]

Sorry, what da what?!?!

[@misterb3577]

...what?! WTF?

[@Stevenstallone]

Obviously he didn't play long enough to actually utilize the save

[@misterb3577]

+Steven Stallone Welp, time to see if Angry Joe's bursting a blood vessel over this--wait, nevermind, I can already see the Angry Joe rant video in the side of the screen...

[@cronadojo8385]

That’s not actually a big deal with this game

[@KAGE-lz4zg]

2:25 Hideo Kojima: "Look at how they massacred my boy..."

[@irkedcs]

this video is so true its sickening

[@Nuke-China]

you mean stickening

[@StylishRex]

Adam YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD

[@Gordon972]

insert maxmoefoe door meme

[@tomplatzofabs6038]

nah maine it's pissening

[@ryanclark-lf8db]

It broke my Cholesterol encrusted heart.

[@ReverendReverb]

The boss is rolling over in her grave right now

[@benjaminzarkhin1293]

Carter Montgomery ...along with Big Boss. 4 years after his death and this happens.

[@benjaminzarkhin1293]

Anime is Trash Snake shot her. She didn't blow up, what are you talking about?

[@HarmonicVector]

Kojima' burial spot is rolling in it's grave.

[@ignorepls]

Carter Montgomery and big boss

[@ablackbunny3149]

Aku Fan her ashes are rolling over

[@kyokosakura746]

To be honest, I'd much rather play a Mario Dating Sim on the Virtual Boy instead of this shit.

[@nicoyazawa6837]

Well, trying to fuck Princess Peach would seem a lot more fun than managing stamina in a dull and boring zombie game.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"This is like if Nintendo fired Miyamoto and then announced the next Mario game is an M rated dating sim coming out exclusively for the virtual boy." Well said, Dunkey

[@snifey7694]

Hi how are you good? also how you brother that has a mustache one

[@killert41]

Board? Im pretty sure it should be boy not board

[@smithwesson1896]

Don't give them ideas!

[@griffin7670]

Virtual bpy, not board

[@elberdmukuan8368]

Everywhere

[@observationdialectic8896]

Man! This knack 4 prequel is better than I thought

[@Archibaldh1pp0]

Troll Lolokoko Knack 2 the past

[@LookingGlass69]

Local Spaceman KN5CK

[@UcanKanatsizPenguen]

Troll Lolokoko a and

[@observationdialectic8896]

Knack baby!

[@benedictjajo]

Metal Gear "Survive". It's ironic how it kills the franchise.

[@RandomGamer-ky5dv]

Bene GiJoe Cpt America lives but Iron Man and Thor dies by Thanos

[@slinky2237]

Random Gamer lol how wrong you got that

[@sanjeetsingh3854]

Hey thanks for concluding that movie for me, I wasn't going to watch it anyway.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

The franchise dies with the pachinko machines

[@matrodr]

Random Gamer *No*

[@TheMakuzao]

when you see ´more dunkey´ at the end of the video, you know it was serious shit.

[@scootermcglamjammer]

Makubx yup

[@scootermcglamjammer]

Makubx But In a funny vid, he should do one called ‘more dunkey-unkey’

[@hi0960]

Mole hunkay

[@madmanpecos]

you know a game is bad when dunkey would RATHER it be like assassin's creed

[@Xzibit_oG]

Is this a strand type game?

[@xmm8299]

@Dark of the knight No, gameplay is boring, controls broken, graphics are mediocre, plot is great but dialogs are fucking atrocious. It is not a game of the year, there are much better titles that came in 2019

[@sanskarmishra5309]

graphics... mediocre? also controls aint broken. the gameplay is boring though but i appreciate it for being bold

[@xmm8299]

Hey people, I know how hard is it to make those graphics, but they still just dont feel special at all. In fact, I would say Battlefield 5 graphics are miles better. Also, the choice of gameplay is bold, I agree fully, but on its own that doesnt mean anything. I can make a game where to win Han Solo has to have sex with Jar Jar Bing and say 'First SW sex type game', but the game is almost certainly going to be shit. Tedium is bad. You play games for fun. If you want art, go listen to some good music, go watch movies, video games have a long way to go to become an art medium, ask anyone. So yeah, making a boring game and then saying 'But it is supposed ti be boring' is not redeming or good. Also controls are broken and sloppy, they often feel pretty mixed up and unresponsive. And finally, dialogs are a bag full of crap. Yeah, it is not game of the year. If you guys want a very childish looking but in my opinion MILES better game that was released in 2019, search for Legend of Bumbo. It has an amazing story behind it, gameplay is quite nice, progression system is awesome and all in all it is a fun experience.

[@xmm8299]

@Dark of the knight Video games CAN surpass movies (not books and music tho, books rely on power of imagination and they are just on another wavelenght of thought while music is just incredible), but usually they DONT. Detroit, Bioshock, Driver San Francisco and RDR2 (probably, although second half of the game is fucked up storywise) are very rare examples of actually great, innivative, games, with great stories, amazing dialogs, beautiful endings and conclusions. But, with all of these games, gameplay is not left out. Death Stranding is just not good enough, I am sorry. And listen, if you like the game, more power to you, instead of being sad and dissapointed when playing (like my cynical dumb ass) you will be happy, but it is very important to not consider mediocre, above average and good as great, amazing and ground breaking.

[@phongtfc8780]

@@xmm8299 movies can't compare

[@JayAwesomeGames]

When one of your favorite series is reduced to trash...

[@johnsmith-bq2vt]

This has happened to me a ridiculous amount of times in the past decade or so.

[@invaderness7336]

Now you know how Silent Hill fans feel.

[@datboi1209]

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!

[@tomservo3401]

Idk i wouldnt say favorite series. I loved the very first one for the ps1 but after that??

[@noodlepsychosis8452]

WHEN EVERYTHIIIING YOU KNOW HAS COOOOME AND GOOOOOOONE " (I wanted this and forces to be good... T _ T)

[@Bawsten]

Such a shame, really miss that top notch emotional storytelling in missions such as “...infiltrate the jungle and capture all the monkeys”

[@senjusan6359]

I actually fell of my chair that I would sit on, but in reallity I am now lying in my comfy bet and I dont see myself on the ground pretty soon, ofc if my cocaine will not end cause this is my 2nd day without sleep... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But I swear if I had been on chair I would fell off.

[@khfinalfantasy07]

Suusi Ke I love you.

[@senjusan6359]

Perhaps you right but probably not because she is dead lol Btw. I told about cocaine only once and already Tom Cruise is standing under my window ffs

[@Koslors]

Stella Sarina Nah the Wario Mission where he can fart and bite is a masterpiece

[@senjusan6359]

The best was metal gear solid 3 (this one in jungle) where you could beat this Sniper boss by just waiting. Literally, dude dies because of his age !! Just turn off game for 1 week, or change system time in console, and puff. You just won fight while doing nothing

[@Bronxbug]

1:14 too uh... exept uh... some...uhhh. rewards... uhh

[@RetroGamePlayers]

PAY ATTENTION to Your Fluid Intake! !

[@Mugman896]

Retro Game Players I detect that you are hungry!

[@songoku2592]

Retro Game Players Pay attention to your stamina!

[@CunningCondor]

Oh I get it. Liquid Snake.

[@DarkKingBowser]

Pay attention to your stamina!

[@Eichro]

The batteries on your Wii Remote are low

[@-Raylight]

It's basically a copy of MGSV Phantom Pain, but without the good part It's just painful

[@argonauts56au1kera6]

Raylightレイ·ライト - more like MSGV Phantom Painful.

[@Josiahhhhhhh]

Argonxx12 1 not even phantom. Metal Gear Solid V: The Obvious Pain

[@jackbrown7977]

There was very little Metal Gear Solid in this. Just Obvious Pain

[@atlas7736]

Can we even call it obvious when that's the objective? Might as well call it The Pain.

[@doufancyapickle]

Raylightレイ·ライト - It looks like a weird multiplayer mode

[@D4ninator]

"This thing is worse than Mass Effect Andromeda" DAMN

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

A DAMN is a 7/10. This deserves a lower score for sure.

[@darthvader421]

Hubblebub Lumbubwub what’s that rated lol

[@RonRyder]

Dan B angry joe gave this game a 2/10

[@TigoODonnell]

Darth Vader It's a reference to where Anthony Fantano, a well known music reviewer infamously gave Kendrick Lamar's highly acclaimed album DAMN. a 7/10.

[@kingbrennus1580]

That seems a little high...but then again, Joe defended Disney Wars. I feel his senses have been dulled.

[@alec0062]

When your video is watched more than the game it reviews has sold.

[@krlllx]

I mean this video has more views than the majority of games have sold.

[@wrenegade2638]

I can’t get over how dumb this comment is..

[@alec0062]

@@wrenegade2638 oh of course, with you being the world authority on intelligence, your comment is certainly worth a lot

[@wrenegade2638]

​@@alec0062 It doesn't take the world authority on intelligence to know that most video games haven't sold 10,000,000 copies lol

[@alec0062]

@@wrenegade2638 oh wow ! you're telling me some news ! I never knew that games sell usually less than {insert average} copies! I won't even bother explaining what I meant by that comment, you're too intelligent to understand!

[@TThief]

My friend didn’t like mgs5 but he liked metal gear survive. Long story short we aren’t friends anymore

[@beenis08]

Good

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Doofensans I am glad

[@JacobyJ56]

You did the right thing.

[@thesaucyfellow5703]

Good boy

[@ray12620]

Smart man

[@GareWorks]

To be fair, I actually want that adult Mario game on Virtual Boy. At least it'd be better than Metal Gear Scam.

[@knoyle4505]

A Mario dating sim actually sounds hilariously entertaining.

[@creepypato3984]

Some 3D hentai lulz

[@szChopper]

mario, you have collected 10 stars, you can go out with goombette now

[@DemBigOlEyes]

And then it turns out that the entire game was based on Mario Odyssey and you can only date girls after you trick them into putting on your hat so you can mind control their asses to fix your leaking Mexican pipe. And at the ending, BOOOM TURNS OUT IT WAS KNACK 3 THE WHOLE TIME!! A MASTAPEECE!

[@pooly5280]

Adult Mario, animated by minus8

[@ChickenPika]

Shitdick 2000 is said to be the world's greatest zombie killing guy.

[@justweirdout]

I never thought I'd find a comment from someone I know of on youtube who has no relation to the uploader

[@cringekringles4434]

Me neither

[@Memoli_Kara]

I feel ripped off for pirating this.

[@ohnotmeagain4721]

" B O N K "

[@Eldariur]

** O O F **

[@xjayfromva7730]

What was making tht noise it was soothing for some reason

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

Can't be much worse than the actual sound effects

[@doomdude3034]

xJayFromVA pretty sure it was just him banging his desk or something

[@tenjenk]

This game gave me Foxdie.

[@Ygridhi]

Don't forget about the 'Pay 10 bucks for another save slot' business.

[@LexHansenGuitar]

I haven't played the game, but I've read you buy new save slots with coins you gain by daily bonuses or pay with real money. I think it was 34 days of playing or 10 bucks

[@TheEvalot]

Just check steam game reviews or look for articles about 10$ save. It's kinda everywhere.

[@FrozenwingX]

Shipon Shipoff yeah, you can only play with one character, unless you pay $10 in microstransactions just to open a save slot to create another new character, with up to 3 additional characters possible so $30. Otherwise, if (for some reason) you want to make a new character you have to overwrite your first...

[@LuminousLead]

Check the video description =)

[@adamtuckman5982]

Oh my god when I saw that in the description, I thought it was a joke.

[@Zero0exe]

You know dunkey's more than serious when he writes his name right.

[@RyanxDunn]

He hit me in the feels with the MGS4 music at the end...

[@Hughjass67]

Lol I love the mission in MGSV where the target is “extremely important” and it ends up being Hideo Kojima

[@lexitar3315]

I thought you got him from saving the prisoners in Zeroes?

[@owengreene6002]

@@lexitar3315 it's in both

[@RZ_2K]

@@lexitar3315 he got caught again, typical kojima xd

[@deanersher4136]

You’re probably saving him from Konami

[@LivingProof98]

@@deanersher4136 unfortunately we couldn't do it in real life oOf