MBMBaM: Fiona's Seven Parrots (from Episode 388)

from MBMBaM 388: Face 2 Face: The Mystery of the Seven Parrots. Griffin, Justin, and Travis meet audience member Fiona ( / barry-bluejeans ) and proceed to just epically dunk all over Fiona's seven parrots. featuring a cameo appearance by audience member Bennie.
all credit to the brothers and Fiona and Bennie and all seven of those delightful birds.

[@ClownOwO]

The dramatic turn around between finishing answering the second question and “sEVEN PARROTS!??” Is stunning

[@bensonryker4798]

i dont mean to be so offtopic but does someone know of a way to log back into an instagram account..? I was dumb forgot the login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can offer me

[@travisskyler3912]

@Benson Ryker instablaster ;)

[@emilyaw3831]

I saw seven parrots: the Twins, the Lover, the Protector, the Lonely Journal-keeper, the Peacemaker, and the Wordless One.

[@theversusverses]

my dude, you are not the first person to make this joke, you will not be the last, and it will never not be good

[@chandlerj333]

The best part of having seven parrots is not having eight.

[@jellybellyno7849]

The worst part of having seven parrots is not having eight.

[@drago1514]

Its funny cause they got an 8th parrot named griffin

[@vee8101]

@@drago1514 EIGHT PARROTS!!???!!!!??????

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Thats how you combine 3 and 4

[@thegamingpadowan1867]

"PIKACHU FIGHTS THE OTHERS AND SHES SMALLER AND WEAKER THAN THE REST"

[@Mattsterweb]

Fiona should really think about evolving her.

[@carolinemckee7009]

Do you know how hard it is to find Thunder Stones?!

[@nbmudkip]

we were originally going to name her pichu, but decided she was too big and strong for that

[@val71999]

@@nbmudkip we also have a birb named pikachu and he fought our other birb so it must just be a Thing

[@christopherhale3140]

I saw the girl who asked this question post about the experience on Tumblr, and apparently Griffin's face when he realized the TAZ reference in her having seven parrots was *priceless.*

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

Christoph TSS What reference?

[@christopherhale3140]

"I saw seven birds"

[@ross817]

Wait so she doesn't actually have seven parrots?

[@mekaylaowo1928]

Ahto no she does

[@TotalElipse]

She never mentioned anything about a TAZ reference, other than the bird being named Taako, Griffin's surprise was at the fact that she owned a large number of birds. There is a sneaky video online.

[@fionaconneely7256]

Hey, fiona (barry-bluejeans) here!!! I just wanted to say thank you for mentioning me!!!

[@theversusverses]

of course!!! you're as much a part of this bit as the boys are! my brother, my brother and me and also fiona

[@WG55]

+Fiona Anoiif I have a question. How do you hear yourself think with seven screaming parrots in your house?

[@fionaconneely7256]

William Adderholdt I don’t think

[@emmagrace1812]

Fiona Anoiif how did you not stop at like 3 and be like... "no, this is. *T O O M U C H* ."

[@emmagrace1812]

Fiona Anoiif also I desperately want to be your best friend

[@ShootingStarNeo]

"Podcasts: when your hands and eyes are busy," he says, while I'm cleaning up after making dinner. Called out.

[@Rygoat]

I love that she had 4 parrots and only one of them didnt get along with the rest. Should we perhaps sell/pass on number 4? no lets get 3 more birds so we can havea minimum of two rival bird gangs in my house...

[@stewtyrant]

i saw seven birds

[@rowan3209]

DID YOU JUST

[@schmooginarchiveaccount4941]

I WAS THINKING OF THAT

[@emmagrace1812]

STOP

[@endrgirl6630]

THIS IS A CRIME - PLEASE DELETE THIS COMMENT, THE FBI WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR ANY SECOND NOW

[@DestituteBaron]

the twins, the lover, the protector, the lonely journal-keeper, the peacemaker, and pikachu

[@juiceboxbento]

FIONA'S PARROTS AU: Sadie is Lup Buckberry is Barry Taako is Taako Celeste is Lucretia Rexy is Magnus Pepper is Davenport Fight me

[@EmerlyNickel]

MontyBeth So Pikachu is Merle?

[@paurepiccheeseman]

Emerly Nickel Yes

[@GippyHappy]

Lol u forgot one

[@breadeater1194]

Love how Pikachu being Merle is just implied.

[@caseyjarmes]

You forgot one. Wanna know how I know? BECAUSE SHE HAS SEVEN PARROTS

[@DeathnoteBB]

First the tumblr post, then the recording, now the official release!!!

[@icameheretolaughatyou4820]

Forget the parrots, what about the 7 people living in cages she has?

[@lilscranton6897]

They asked like 20 questions but they only let her answer like 5

[@katzen1002]

i saw seven parrots......

[@Mama_Pills]

Now is the perfect time to trick someone into listening to a podcast. We’re all stuck inside.

[@riley8704]

The velocity of that 180 they pulled at 2:47 is legendary.

[@kierantobin4553]

was there in person. I've never laughed this hard before.

[@Julia-vc3by]

I was actually tricked into listening to mbmbam in a car lol

[@h.e9715]

the best thing about have seven birds is that you don't have eight.

[@tegandumpleton3360]

why has no one animated this yet?

[@BurningDogFace]

Because it is eleven minutes long.

[@chickennuggets3186]

no one can animate that many parrots

[@BeingtheBard]

@@chickennuggets3186 yeah it's illegal

[@Nina-gf1fv]

For everyone looking for answers to 'WHY 7 PARROTS?', the audience member has a tumblr: barry-bluejeans.tumblr.com/post/169714719341/has-you-ever-made-the-connection-of-having-seven

[@juliettemarie3255]

Fiona didn’t even have a question lol

[@ataruDev]

man I would love to go to a live show but I would be TERRIFIED of these boys improving at me

[@delaneyblair4184]

Take a shot every time one of them says parrot

[@callmekitto]

"I saw seven birds..."

[@rpgnc]

This is just the best bit

[@bowtiefox]

I saw Seven Parrots...

[@GippyHappy]

Justin said "don't use our show to bludgeon your parrots" and then all 3 of them followed that up with dunking on the parrots so much for so long

[@mediocreme7798]

Wait I still don't understand why she got so many parrots

[@nbmudkip]

Mediocre Me we don't understand either, we think it was divine intervention

[@seanthebluesheep]

You gets a parrot, the. You get a parrot to be his friend. Someone has a parrot but can’t keep it, so you take a third. Everything comes in packs for even numbered parrots so to save on spoilage it’s not any more expensive to get a fourth. The fourth is a sociopath who tries to fight everyone but gets his stupid wire rat ass beat every time, so you try to find him a friend. You can’t get rid of any parrots because they’ve bonded now and will hate anyone else. The parrot friend fails and joins the clique of normal parrots just defending themselves. In a last ditch effort, you find a black market parrot dealer who has two friendly, illegally smuggled Canadian parrots. They can’t be separated, so you have to take both or be thrust into the seedy underworld of parrot trafficking across international borders. Now you have seven parrots.

[@ivoryjaderose3806]

the adventure zone probably

[@TotalElipse]

She did eventually explain why she has (or had) seven parrots barry-bluejeans.tumblr.com/post/169714719341/has-you-ever-made-the-connection-of-having-seven

[@davidzuk]

My Parrot My Parrot My Parrot My Parrot My Parrot My Parrot My Parrot and Me

[@very_tired_child]

My name is Fiona. I worry that this is a snapshot of my future.

[@theversusverses]

all fionas must own 7 parrots

[@ziril3972]

Oh god

[@DMDSFrazzles]

*S E V E N P A R R O T S*

[@naomielapointe2570]

Forever so happy i was at this live show to witness this

[@Nova-jw6ju]

I have never laughed at an MBMBAM clip harder than this one, my god i was RollinG

[@louisxyz1]

This bit is so great

[@leongkinwai9709]

I tend to play podcasts when playing simulation games, so.... yeah that's true. :D

[@aether413]

This is probably the best bit I've ever heard

[@stupidfangirl1969]

Meanwhile I'm over here laying in bed listening XD

[@PsychoCutieMe]

What was it about having 6 parrots where you were like...this is good...BUT

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

This is the funniest live question asker on the show I think

[@samphoenix794]

I have covid, and this made me laugh so hard it hurt and it got hard to breathe. 10/10 would do again

[@plague5865]

You ok?

[@VYxFrost]

I had to watch this a second time! XD

[@Tony-vp1wz]

Where is Fiona now? I hope she is well.

[@DuskArgentum]

Parrot number four finally got the best of her.

[@nbmudkip]

she just recorded a full length parody of that 500 miles song for her AP euro class. so only a little bit insane

[@mysillycomics]

Tony Kovacs she is doing well!

[@mephostopheles3752]

She now has over a dozen parrots, and she may drown in parrots soon. Press F to pay respects.

[@mysillycomics]

Tony Kovacs she is still doing well but Buckberry and Celeste were rehomed, Pepper got lead poisoning but is still healthy, and they got A BIGGER PARROT named.... GRIFFIN

[@abj6920]

Nerd here, y'all know the dragon god of lawfulness Bahamut in D&D often appears as a human who has seven canaries? I mean not the same bird but also I saw seven birds???? Is this what stored that concept in Griffin's mind for later use?

[@nof9395]

My mouth hurts from smiling

[@nikkijabieski3298]

Travis ain't wrong. I got my boyfriend into many podcast by making him listen to them on car rides

[@wherefancytakesme]

They're right. I listen to them only during my bathroom breaks.

[@snowlondon8642]

my dad bought a parrot last year and i came over maybe 8 months later and he had 3???? there’s just something about having a terrible screeching feathered toddler that makes people go “i need more”

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Parakeeta Heyworth; come on, Travis.

[@Dabednego]

A captain with seven parrots?!

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Why are these guys so hard on parrots?

[@Apollo9898LP]

I saw seven parrots...

[@localcaitortot]

Birds absolutely can be potty trained... but it has to be *their* decision.

[@Litl_E]

6:38 probably my favorite part of the bit. Does anyone know if this is a reference to something, or is it a Juice Original™?

[@alexisfenn4970]

Umbrella academy be like

[@vraisairs9201]

So funny

[@redandpurple317]

I keep hearing "parents" instead of "parrots" lmao

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

Haha

[@nbmudkip]

that is my sister. those are my parrots. taako is on my head, right now. check out our tumblrs: she's @barry-bluejeans and im @pun-bearable. i wish i was fucking lying. there's shit in my hair and scabs all over my fingers and this is the life i live

[@jigglycarollo805]

Everyone Else: Haha, seven parrots Me: WAIT, DID TRAVIS JUST SAY MALORT?!?!?!

[@jacobfike3697]

I saw seven parrots

[@emotionalsupporthipster659]

Hw do you have seven parrots in Chicago?!

[@leman337]

anime breaking bad

[@5457kj]

Fiona Anoiif, Marlene's McCohan

[@De13373r]

Why…. Why did Justin ask if the parrot’s name was pikachu? How did he know?!

[@duke-of-fire]

sorry this is an old comment but she says "pikachu fights the others, shes smaller and weaker than the rest"

[@thehammurabichode7994]

EVERY FUCKING Q&A WOMAN HAS THE _SAME_ DAMN *VOICE*

[@5457kj]

Hey Fiona , watch Engaged not Caged!!!

[@okayyish]

5457kj your opinion is shit.

[@zacharywood9416]

But they can be potty trained 😐

[@fishy658]

owo

[@UDontTakeMeSeriously]

I think there's an editing error in the middle where it splices two questions together....shame, really, it's an amazing bit.

[@theversusverses]

YoSeriousLee The boys did that on purpose. Live they have two people ask questions and pick who they think they can help more. One asker has a bit here, and then they spend ten minutes on the parrots.

[@val71999]

*i saw seven birds*