METEORS INCOMING! - Conan Exiles

[@skyknight1414]

Neebs taking a free shot at Simon's outfit was golden.

[@Thromash]

When you ride a horse off a cliff. It takes damage depending on both the height of the fall & how much Stamina the horse has. They take Zero fall damage if you're not riding them. The more stamina it has when it falls, the less damage it will take, the fall damage eats into the stamina bar first, then the health bar. That's why sometimes they survive & sometimes they don't. Full stamina when falling means higher chance of survival, but either way, falling off a cliff going to end the horse. Also, if you leave a Horse or Thrall on the map you CAN recall them to the base by the Followers menu. Note if you use this they drop their inventory. Side note, YOU can also die from falling while riding the horse, if you ride it off a high enough cliff, the fall damage will eat through the horse, then you.

[@davidvondoom2853]

Can you jump off the mount, mid fall, like in Ark, to spare it the fall damage?

[@Thromash]

@@davidvondoom2853 I don't think you can. Have a vague memory that I've tried & failed but not 100% certain. Think it's due to the animation of getting off the horse in Conan, whereas in Ark you kind of just jump off. Though in Conan you also get off to the side so you can't land on your mount like you do in Ark, definitely remember that lol. Generally, whenever I get to a cliff I'll just get off the horse & climb down then remount. Or not stop in time & pray my horse doesn't die lmao

[@ArmitageShanksMC]

@@davidvondoom2853 No, it doesn't work like ark. The mounts in Conan will die if they take enough fall damage erven without a rider.

[@ArmitageShanksMC]

Just to let you know, it's kind of pointless explaining game mechanics to these guys, they forget them in 5 minutes and just go back to blaming the game for their lack of understanding of how things work.

[@Adahop]

This is all very helpful but the real reason it kept happening is much more dumb than that.

[@zilz_gaming]

Immediately liked vid when Dora power shot the bow.

[@tazstidson4231]

You and me both... 😂💜😍

[@moosedawg71]

Ikr?! I was SO relieved. This issue always triggered me way more than it should have for some reason, lol.

[@chrisN1985]

Drove me NUTS since the beginning lol I can’t die a happy man now.

[@chosen1one930]

Doesn't take much for some people to like

[@GHOST5800000]

@@chosen1one930 I like as soon as the page loads cause every Neebs episode is entertaining :) dont be so negative mf lol...

[@dericknowlin6751]

Appsro runs a horse off a 30ft drop and is surprised when it dies 💀

[@KeatDaSneak]

My client has stated, “it was a 3 ft cliff” This is hearsay and I won’t stand for it!!! Lol

[@MrKingglenn]

@@KeatDaSneak Pictures, or it never happened.

[@XenoJehuty84]

Man either my horses on my Xbox server are sturdy or these guys are constantly running their horses with low stamina, and that is how they die. Then again I also leveled my horse up quick so it's health pool is pretty high.

[@Ricktherockandroller1]

​@@XenoJehuty84it's a bit. I've got over 200 hrs never killed a horse. Decided to test it checked my server ran 3 mounts of cliffs all survived. Started a public match got a horse ran it off of cliffs still alive. These cliffs are the exact same ones they died on.. it's a bit.

[@JayneTheory]

@@Ricktherockandroller1 could be a glitch.

[@thethumper088]

Anthony, decked out in fur, to include a cape and cowl: freezing to death. Simon, in ancient Roman gladiator attire, that is very skin forward: *a little cold.*

[@x7lillies]

That particular spot on the map is insanely cold on purpose. IIRC you need top tier armor that they don't have, but they've redone the temperature system a lot since last I cared about it.

[@shinjutsu2773]

after many many years of conan....they finally..FINALLY...mined starmetal. You love to see it

[@chosen1one930]

Not really this game is all so boring

[@TheCanadianPepper]

"its short and fat" ... "I relate to this lightning"🤣 Quality content bois!

[@Kingmac910]

Appsro hunting bear cubs: “Come here Whinnie the bitch” … I fuckin died laughing 😂

[@philosotree5876]

9:44 "tHaT's nOt eVeN tHaT hIgH!" Even by Appsro's standards that's absurd.

[@BusterNoggins]

The benefits of leveling up your thralls and pets so they don't die so easily.

[@Thena_the_Grey]

Oh Dora, never change 😂😂 it's only been a season and a half, but you did it! Someone get this man a treat lol

[@TanukiSC]

Appsro’s monologue at 12:28 is just perfection…I think we have just heard his constant inner monologue

[@kronostime8146]

Why didn't he take the bat at first. I was waiting for him to pull it out

[@Lyssasarus]

felt nice after Anthony broke the fourth wall lol

[@999theeagle]

He's a strong independent woman

[@tigrecito48]

9:54 "It's not even THAT high!" From measuring the height of your character its probably around 12 METRES. 40 FOOT. An average horse weighs 1200 lbs. 600kg. At that height it would be falling for 1.5 seconds at a velocity of 15.34 Metres per second. That's 35 Miles per Hour. Impact energy is roughly 70,600 Joules (mass x impact velocity squared / 2) (if a car hits you at 35mph there is a one in 3 chance of dying)

[@destroyingangel9838]

Math nerd. Lol

[@tazstidson4231]

.... You have long winter evenings where your from, don't you... Lol. 😍🤣🤣🤣 .. Or maybe you just need to get out more... Loved your comment... 😍💜

[@rodneymclachlan7883]

Love the physics input. Nice!

[@tigrecito48]

@@rodneymclachlan7883 i was gonna state more facts but i thought people would get bored lol

[@AgeofJP]

a car hitting you at 35mph only has a 1/3rd mortality rate? That's way higher than what I would've thought. But anyway this is more like a truck hitting you at that speed (a wall), where your entire body *will* take the damage...there's no impact-absorbing plastic fender specifically designed to lessen the lethality, or the possibility of dispersing some of the impact energy by rolling over the hood. The only way I can imagine surviving that impact is landing perfectly feet first, having instant treatment ready and still tremendous luck to not die anyway...I imagine at that point you'd rather wish have not survived.

[@tigrecito48]

Simon: "Broken legs yes, but it wouldnt kill the horse" - They put horses down if they break their legs cos its almost unsurvivable for the horse.

[@ComancheWarrior63]

If you can afford it then you have the horse lifted in a special sling. They hang in the air a few inches from the ground until the break heals.

[@stevedixon921]

@@ComancheWarrior63 A bullet costs about 30 cents and a shovel about 30 bucks...so...that may be why few have heard of such a device, but thanks for sharing. Nice to know either way. Just keep them away from these guys either way.

[@eddapultstab2078]

​@@stevedixon921 depends on the horse, a thousand dollar mustang is cheaper to replace than surgery but it's a different matter for expensive breeds like Arabian or lusitania breeds among others that start at tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[@tigrecito48]

@@ComancheWarrior63 i had horses for 8 years, most horses wont stand still or sit down and rest , they are very jittery and will keep trying to get up and cause more damage to themselves, and even if it heals they probably will never be able to be used for much after, so thats why the only people who would do that is either rich people with a very expensive horse or someone who loves that horse a lot, but most people would suggest that the suffering the horse could go thru its best to put them down

[@ComancheWarrior63]

@@tigrecito48 It's mostly stallions and mares with very good breeding prospects that are saved by using a sling. It also requires the 🐎 to be put on mild sedation until they are able to stand again.

[@yeirishpotato5710]

“Priestess, I wonder if they diddle kids” 😂 I genuinely spit my drink out when Appsro said that 🤣 I could watch a compilation of him just talking to himself for hours

[@Zckttack]

Appsro can use his harvest resource spell to gather all the star metel and you don't have to explode the meteors 👍

[@Techstriker1]

Lol, I like that turnaround: "Kill the horse!" ~Anthony dies~ "Free horse!"

[@dr.maples]

The first scene could become one of those Peaceful Thunderstorms While You Sleep videos if you looped it a couple hundred times.

[@kidsauce1172]

With the occasional scream

[@tazstidson4231]

.... Pretty sure they have one of those on the magic dumpster... Lol. 💚💙💜💖💛

[@joksta81]

Crooks and Nannies, lmao.

[@AgeofJP]

Neebs & Simon talking about "nooks and crannies" my mind: There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark

[@Ocrilat]

At least when Wak gets back he can tell Dora that you can find your horse on the map.

[@ManzaPlays]

But will he? Could be a fun side story of Dora finding creampie

[@Voldmosis]

Stop sharing trade secrets…. I stole the horse

[@markfeemster8135]

They have so many hours in the game that they HAVE got to already know...every playthru they act like noobs.

[@Ocrilat]

@@markfeemster8135 Maybe maybe not. The game doesn't really hold your hand with stuff...more so than most games.

[@Ocrilat]

@@Voldmosis 🤣

[@artfiend75]

I bloody love Appsros English accent, along with the little remark of having no money!! 😂😂😂😂

[@TwistedTB0ne]

I'm binging through the ARK episodes and JUST passed the one in Valguero where the guys hassle Neebs for saying Crooks and Nannies. So funny that he never learned his lesson.

[@TalentCaldwell]

“Crooks & Nannies” would be a great name for a game.

[@joshuazane3210]

"Live and learn... or, just live" - Red Green That's effectively the Neebs Gaming mantra. 😄

[@coryallen9127]

New favorite rock band name

[@ryansearle452]

The breaking the fourth wall moment...... brilliant!!!!!

[@BobbyWebb-x8f]

Man i truly enjoy these Conan series. Between this and 7D2D i could watch them all day everyday. Keep up the great job guys and ADA you deserve your flowers also. Amazing work as always. Your skills are top tier!

[@dans9456]

I think Conan is one of my all time favorite series from the crew (up there with the Long Dark). They’re the ones that inspired me and my friends to play it, and over the years of off and on play, I've amassed over 500 hours in it. Yikes...

[@MrKievon]

“I wonder if they diddle kids” then straight into a ad 😂hilarious line before a commercial break

[@connorburns9422]

That whole scene with Simon and Neebs climbing and talking about "nooks and nannys" was so wholesome

[@dr.maples]

In today’s episode, the horses are cosplaying as Helldivers 2 respawns.

[@philosotree5876]

And all the team except Neebs is cosplaying as Appsro.

[@WePlaySurvivals]

😂😂😂

[@tazstidson4231]

.... Lol. 😂😂😂

[@foxboy1985]

Haha good 1

[@moosedawg71]

🤣🤣🤣

[@clerus17]

Simon: "Short and fat" Anthony " I relate to this lighting "

[@joshuazane3210]

Always cracks me up how whenever Appsro is just talking to himself, it inevitably, almost immediately, gets weird. 😄

[@delrunplays2903]

Anthony does make a fair point: in real life the horse would probably refuse to jump off a cliff.

[@Boldsoliloquy]

As a former rodeo cowboy and trail rider in the Appalachian Mountains, I completely agree.

[@Midz350i]

@@BoldsoliloquyAs a former horse, I completely agree.

[@Ocrilat]

Lol Anthony found the Bridge of Death, and did exactly the wrong thing to survive. The Bridge is the coldest place on the map...it's no joke. You need to be prepared when you use it.

[@pashdar]

"I had my keyboard bound to ... different things" oook man we believe you, just glad you figured out the power shot

[@jakejager]

Easiest way to get star metal is to attack the norse camp in the barial mounds area, they often drop star metal weapons that when scrapped gets you more star metal than hunting for it in the wild....

[@x7lillies]

This is just not true. Neebs got >400 ore from one node, which makes >200 bars. You're not getting that much from scrapped weapons that sometimes drop.

[@jakejager]

@@x7lillies I got over 500 in less than five minutes of running that camp while it took long time to get lucky enough to be near meteors crashing...much faster when you account for the hunt

[@angelsmartyr9516]

@@x7lillies its absolutely true. the cimmerians are a guaranteed spawn, and frequently drop the star metal weapons. without a mod to fix it the meteors barely ever fall. also the weapons dismantle into full bars and you have the improved dismantling bench to increase the star metal gained

[@sesimie]

so many bugs, soo many funny moments! It was the OG Conan Exiles season that brought me to this channel... This series never disappoints!

[@CrashieBoy]

Rock tree monster liked getting poked so much he just collapsed after "finishing" Also Simon going thru horses like plastic bags 😅

[@scooby45247]

6:19 Appsro, i too rebuilt the castle and its quite the luxury palace.. worthy of a queen bean

[@Ocrilat]

Yeah I'm confused as to why the horses are so fragile. I've played Conan for a long time...never had one die from such a short tumble. Server settings?

[@zantospenney9745]

You might be right, my mount has never died from a wee drop like that either.

[@mikeberry5016]

It had to be server settings cuz they shouldn't die that easily. They don't even die that easily in official map settings

[@coldwind6556]

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if their server settings are wack

[@sgt.doughnut5918]

They probably aren't keeping them fed. So repeated falls lead to horse deaths

[@iceran9822]

@@sgt.doughnut5918 that's not how this game works

[@enkephalin07]

You got to consider that horses have the square cubed law against them. While they're durable enough to soak up metal swords stuffed into their sides, a 10m drop on the same side is going to make them functionally worthless as mounts. It wouldn't actually kill them, but any horse doctor would, under those circumstances, mercy kill them.

[@BoopsMcGoots]

I love Appsro’s voices around 7:10 😆. Ya’ll are a hot mess in this game but it’s so endearing. Thanks for the laugh.

[@QuiznosBaka]

The great horse incident.

[@jamesgoogle1744]

anthonys point at 11:00 is truer than he realized and more proof that rdr 2 had some of the realist features of any game and the horses were almost perfect

[@Dragonhatchie]

"It's short lightning" - Neebs "It's... it's light... of course it's short." - Anthony i agree 😂

[@delrunplays2903]

I will say though, sometimes a bolt of lightning can last a fair number of moments.

[@tripdox]

“Real life, I have a star metal sword from the gods” 😂

[@hunterbrittain9243]

20:00 “You do not!… (calming)…Ahhhh.” 😅🤣😭🤣😎👊🏼💛

[@williammcleroy558]

Crooks'N nannies... 😂😂😂 -Neebs

[@ArmitageShanksMC]

I love how all the 30-40 foot falls became 6 feet (which is still a high enough fall to kill a horse, at the very least it would break at least one of it's legs in a way that would effectively render it dead anyway), and the way the guys blame their own idiocy on the "game AI".

[@smylietime]

12:22 did Simon just teabag Anthony?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterbrittain9243]

13:01 “I wonder if they diddle k__s.” WTF?! 😅🤣😭🤣💙😎👊🏼

[@ratchetqwark89]

think you censored the wrong word there bud lol

[@skyknight1414]

a nice little trick for climbing: if you build armor flexibility mods and attach them to your pieces, it will dramatically improve your stamina usage. There are different tiers of this mod, mind you. i carry a light set just for climbing and you can easily scale mountains without so much as a sweat.

[@Heeroneko]

Labyrinth is indeed a great movie. Some of David Bowie's greatest work! oOo

[@Jibb3rs]

9:56 Appsro's "three foot drop" 😅

[@nomenestomen3452]

NO MERCY TO HORSES!!!

[@sirtainlee8725]

Gnarly, the Sabre-Toothed Tiger in Bear's clothing. Don't let the sticks tied on his head fool you.

[@squatchmouth]

Gnarley the bear looks a little like… well uncut to put it mildly

[@boxytunic4143]

Oh man how did I miss this!! This series has grown on me. When I first started watching the first one I was like eehhh. But they made it amazing. Now I’m hooked!!!!

[@wyverngem4939]

When did Simon put the skybridge up? I swear there's got to be some zoning permits he's toeing the line on.

[@DOLLARBILL-tr5yg]

Walking down the beach with a bear in a bag 😂

[@DiogenesDworkinson]

You found the castle!!! HOOZAH!!! Can't wait to see a Neebs Cast siege party!

[@catzual]

HAHAHAHA omg i loved this!! the "discussion" was awesome

[@diamondpost7938]

Love the AI description. Hope it brings views to the one billion level you guys deserve.

[@jasonfidler3363]

Lmfao its digital! Neebs...is that where we draw the line? Had me rolling. 😅

[@GuestDude_HandlesAreDumb]

Little bit of gravity: instant death. Multiple stabs to the organs: tis but a scratch. One stab to Anthony's Face: dead. Conan Logic making tons of sense.

[@joshuazane3210]

I mean... That last one actually makes sense to me. Getting stabbed in the face with a sword *is* something with a high probability of fatality. 😄

[@x7lillies]

You can find thralls and pets on the map under the follower menu. You can select them and an icon will appear on the map showing you where they are.

[@teddybueffered4439]

This argument is so funny knowing that at the end they had the damage amped against them

[@hooseyodaddy5418]

These guys not looking where they're going and killing their horses so much is too funny

[@richardallen6432]

Appsro and Simon definitely have unique ways of playing this game.

[@FilmGuy7000]

No, you need to harvest the humanoid rock monster. It gives you blood stone, or blood crystal (I can't remember what it's called, but it's a red rock). Regardless, it lets you build Golems.

[@tomdestryjr.4261]

What Conan needs is Skyrim horses, they were damn-near indestructible.

[@colt4505]

Sticking up for fall damage is the dumbest position you could take, but it's such a Neebs thing to do. Neebs' Crooks and Nannies. 😂

[@mikeeversman5483]

Love how neebs is still holding onto that first epsiode with Anthony 😂😂😂😂 love it😂😂

[@lanxe2x373]

neebs I’ve been a fan since the mega ramps in gta you guys just popped up and nostalgia came back keep going love the vids

[@hel2454]

Shayne's head shot looks like a sane tom cruise

[@insomniacjack729]

Poor Dora, can't get cream pie out of his head or his search history

[@grumpycouch6403]

Neebs Conan series is my favorite warm fuzzy thing.

[@Morbid_God]

Anthony, just before that cold ass bridge you found there is all the iron you guys could ever want and more. Highly recommend checking that spot out.

[@MyraAmherst2018]

looks like anthony aint the only bad dad now

[@Cirathos]

Star metal. Love it. Simon, you just keep being you. I think that most would call you "learning", like I was when playing this game. No one like a thrid wheel unless one of the others go flat from being donkeys. Use explosives for star metal also.

[@sonnyflorez572]

The way Asoro dived into a commercial was epic

[@Picklelicious69]

Level your horses up with bark. They'll gain health and won't die off cliffs. One of my horses leveled up to 27K health. The one I'm running around on now has 20K health. I fall off high cliffs all the time, and they barely take damage.

[@74deeds]

I love when Neebs tells everyone to use a map, but then doesn't use the map to look for a way around the mountains..

[@IDdrifter102]

A lot of *horsing* around in this episode. 😂😂

[@VinnyVinceViper]

0:45 All that shot was missing, a big Smallville billboard! lol

[@Vmann2103]

I'm Loving the Collab with Wak. You guys should do a 3v3 raid base Scene. Would love to see you guys fighting each other lol

[@andyandreson3989]

OMG! The Dora bow thing is finally addressed! I can now stop wincing every time he uses it.😆

[@chriscb]

Seeing these guys trying to climb up and around the Crevice when they could just go through it, just kills me.

[@gent_Carolina]

😅 Giggling non-stop at Dora & Appsro talking to themselves❣️

[@marcsantos4499]

Another funny episode! Thanks fellas!

[@BIONICforge_Studios]

It's somewhat humorous that Wak disappears for one episode after joining and every single possible wheel falls of the wagon. Or in this case, every horse falls of a cliff.

[@jlyvren89]

Appsro got a new pet and he can "Bearly" contain himself... 😏 [I apologize for nothing!] 😜

[@desertseagull5468]

Most of these falls would be concidered major traumas in real life lol XD

[@davidcarter5504]

Facial and Creampie, classics

[@eelhead1141]

And Spooge.

[@raphielfabayst2115]

Appsro got that Annihilation Bear! It's gonna start talking soon.

[@TotallyNotRedneckYall]

I'm proud of you dora.

[@marioduran3279]

"Arghhh it wasn't even that high!" Poor Appsro. 😢

[@QBITASSASSIN]

To ride the Rino. When it is in your inventory before you place it down, you need to add soup/mix to make it a War-Rino I believe. It's been a hot min sense I played Conan.

[@chrisandrews6185]

Long live Appsro, The Hobo Queen of Conan! Long live the queen!

[@RealBadDaddy]

lol Anthony getting frostbite and the dramatic reaction was priceless.😂😂

[@vetheros]

That's not a bear, that's a possum!