Bro Move Your Boat Now!!🤬| Miami Boat Ramp | 79th St | Broncos Guru | Wavy Boats

[@id10t98]

You are very kind and generous with your use of the word 'captain' to describe some of these jokers without the word 'kangaroo' following it. I wouldnt let most of these people do anything on my boat other than sit down and wait until i tell them to move.

[@thanumgaming]

Just remember, these people drive on the roads as well. 🤣

[@walldogger1]

That's unfortunately true!

[@EnergyTRE]

god help us all. wtf. who would sell this guy a boat.

[@In.Darkness]

When things go wrong don't go with them

[@danielmartens156]

Scary thought. They breed too

[@janetyurkin822]

@@EnergyTRE someone working on commission 💰💵💰💵

[@jefferymeyers2737]

I live in AZ, our ramps are always busy . It's always been a courtesy to get in the water and clear the dock and ramp so others can get launched . Load our supplies before you back the boat in then go park the truck , clear the dock and come back for the truck driver

[@closewatcher8586]

Dude in black boat: "Move it! Can't you see how much money I have!?!?!"

[@tomrogers9467]

Or alternatively: look at the size of the payments I can afford. Likely far more accurate with this crowd.

[@bballkid7409]

People with money don’t typically trailer and launch at public boat ramps. The banks owns that boat, you know it, I know it, the girl on his boat doesn’t.

[@last7509]

Drove by a 62 million dollar house in Boynton. Thing looks like a museum.

[@AlphaSlothins]

Look at how much I’m in debt!!

[@leonardlaing6733]

7:00- The guy with the speed boat will have more trouble when his midship dock line gets pulled the rest of the way into the water and gets tangled in his drives.

[@doug6191]

7:18 - the payoff for watching the first 7 minutes. 😁

[@2pugman]

Full moon.

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

Cottage cheese ass. No thanks. Her twerking skeleton friend was no better.

[@flonkas]

@@signoresantinoburnett1169 leave all the cottage cheese for me

[@jeffdean4386]

@@signoresantinoburnett1169 you like dudes

[@dennismassicks7867]

Hahaha yep

[@godfreydaniel2308]

Speedboat capt. to fishing boat capt.; "My boat's slicker, faster than yours, therefore I'm better than you." Glad the fisherman stood his ground to the "slickrunner" show off. Clown probably acts the same way out on the water .

[@shawnmiller7809]

@@samuelkeystone without a doubt….

[@pyrowillie]

All he need's is a Trump flag, to make it complete

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

@@samuelkeystone Yes, large twin engines.

[@grantleyhughes]

Saying that, it was a nice boat.

[@dennismassicks7867]

Yep, typical fake "tough guy"

[@rho91]

I am from Los Angeles. I enjoy your channel(s). Watching what happens on the boat ramps, gives me second thoughts of ever being a boat owner. Also when I ever visit Miami, I went to spend a weekend watching this boat ramp and the Haulover Inlet.

[@mikedrake5373]

Amazing that people buy a boat and have no idea how to handle it. Guy with speed boat, just because you have money and buy nice toys, doesn't mean that your special or smarter than other people. He was a ass.

[@AmazonWebService98]

what money, he's got so much money he's trailering that thing kek

[@corail53]

Most people don't start out boating knowing how to properly handle a boat. There is no practical side to getting certified for these pleasure craft vehicles so its either find a mentor to show you what to do, aim for the bushes and fain confidence on a busy dock or do the other smart thing which is practice on a quiet day on a quiet ramp.

[@SonofDarnell]

My guy I don’t even do boating and I just came across your video and your commentary and your videos are very entertaining!

[@JB-171]

“Oh my.” That was a good episode but I think your commentary was the star this time.

[@robv.7324]

I know the wind wasn't that crazy but one thing I learned real quick is to take down that bimini top. That thing turns into a big sail.

[@danieldhodges]

So glad I don’t have to deal with all that, it doesn’t look like most these people are in any hurry to get these boats out of the way, maybe it’s just overcrowded, idk. I put in around Morehead city NC and the people there are on a mission to launch as fast and efficiently as possible. That means if possible load the boat before launch. Most of these people have no idea.

[@pulaski1]

@8:13. "Something must have distracted them". Yeah, I think I can see what it was, it distracted me too! 😊

[@JamesMcCarty]

And he said "that thing got vertical quick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffsim8664]

Makes you wonder if your better off going to fee to launch dock. Supervisor controlled no issues. Used on a few years ago. In the line up signs Posted that at tgat point all your bow stern lines are in place floaties on board. Tie downs off. They had 2 ramps to go wet and 2 ramps going dry. Ran like clockwork. If your boat was not when your turn they wave you off and you do the go around .

[@never2late454]

I have to say that as a boat owner it seems to be human nature as the boat approaches the dock for everyone inside the boat to automatically stand up as I'm shifting from forward to reverse, especially when fighting a rip current . The first thing I tell all my passengers is get out of the bow and stay seated in the back until I turn off the engine. Nothing pi$$ me off more than people walking around grabbing their stuff as I'm maneuvering to the dock .

[@kcindc5539]

07:13 Don’t you mean “THONGS always are interesting down here on 79th”?

[@johnbumpus7138]

I guess if you find cellulite interesting

[@homedad3324]

That first dude must have had too many wobblie pops on the sand bar. MANDLBALM!!!

[@richgray6038]

The captain of the Four Winds is driving like he's three sheets!!

[@rysacroft]

I was crewing on a 17m (55.7ft) boat going through the Caledonian Canal. It's an amazing journey, going at 25knots through Loch Ness is an experience. You need to know that there are many lock gates on this passage. The lock keepers will try to cram in as many boats as possible to save water, so you need to be loosely tied to the canal wall. The skipper had brought a friend with him. This guy was a dimwit. When you are in a lock which is emptying the one thing that you don't want to do is tie off the rope on the bollard. If you do that once the rope is under tension you will not be able to loosen it. Your boat will now be lifted at one end. This guy was more interested in eyeing up the attractive tourists than doing his job.

[@ge2623]

Watch Florida + Trucks + Boats = Count me IN!!

[@danielnone2443]

First time watching. It's strangely satisfying

[@dockbc]

Entertaining video. Lots of boat action.

[@quags7744]

That trailer for that Cig boat would be a easy one to find.

[@perryrush6563]

1:56.... "yeah but my boat is more expensive. It's big and black...what?compensating? What do you mean?"

[@Chompi-Channel]

the guy in the black speed boat is a piece of work.

[@jamiewoods8004]

Already there but no doubt taking their sweet time.

[@slit4659]

We used to launch at Oarwood in the California Delta...There we're Bleachers next to the dock and the people had paper plates with numbers to score you on how you did backing your trailer in and loading your boat....I had to back more than one trailer into the water because the wife couldn't do it...

[@strokerace14bp]

And they say "toons arent chick magnets!! 🤣🤣

[@cannibalsoup]

I've been watching your channel for a while now and one thing I can never understand is why or how come these people have such a hard time boating. I have never taken a class or any professional courses. All I've had are ten-minute lessons (docking, trailering, driving the boat, boating etiquette) from my Dad, and never had any problems. I know not everyone has someone to learn from and that's why there are courses for people to take. If you can afford the boat, you can afford the courses! It's just a matter of time until someone gets seriously hurt or worse!

[@baredog6774]

If you can't use common sense and read a pamphlet with general boating rules, no course is going to help. I just never knew there we so many useless morons with money in the world. I was taught as you were, by my dad and never have any trouble doing basic boating. It's not that hard. Most of their problem comes when they throw it into reverse with the motor cut the wrong way. If you reverse to brake, always straighten up first.

[@colinpovey2904]

One of your best set of comments ever!

[@VinceW187]

The captain in the speedboat, you know exactly what kind of guy that is. The kind who is always rude and feels like they own the world

[@ibrahim_7arad]

The last one atention on a circle pump 🙈🤣

[@jerrymiller276]

I don't know what distracted the pontoon crew, but I know what distracted everyone else!

[@debbiewyler4048]

I’ll admit. I’ve never docked a motorboat. Just sailboats 20-46ft. A lot easier with a rudder I presume. What I don’t get is why no one uses fenders. My boat is worth about $2000. I have 4 $10 fenders out each time I dock. Just seems so simple and inexpensive not to use them.

[@tomrogers9467]

I’d charge Mr. Pink shirt with “fail to operate vessel in competent manner”, even before I hand him the Breathalyzer!

[@jb-il3vh]

Based on the fact of no follow up says there were no issues the dock cop could find

[@kevine.phillips7578]

Mr. Pink is driving me crazy.

[@buzz6775]

Must have been distracted by the full moon viewing!

[@rickw.5220]

Poor Guru. More interested in the length of the line rather than the view. No hindsight.

[@joshct9426]

One thing that I learned right away is stay away from backing up in a busy Marina

[@FFSkippy]

That party boat could have made sure his stern line was tight, put it in foreword and steered toward the dock to pull his bow in.

[@Preview43]

I'm surprised these pontoons stay afloat with the huge cracks in them.

[@waltergurly4040]

It ain't that hard to dock a boat been doing it a long time and was never as bad as this guy. He needs a lottttttt of practice and still is going to have problems. Liked the throttle to much

[@TheKing-hm8rj]

You are SOOOOO awesome

[@waltergurly4040]

@@TheKing-hm8rj so I guess you can't dock a boat either

[@meauxjeaux431]

Liked the THROTTLE too much ? You mean he liked the BOTTLE too much !

[@michaelmetz9198]

It b nice to hear them talking and arguing

[@zorro8410]

I wish that dude in the speed boat act like that we me. Lmfaooo

[@zorro8410]

I would of uses his face as a bouy

[@indianaslim4971]

The cop probably seen the collision and wanted to see if the operator was drunk.

[@tomrogers9467]

By the way he was operating, I’d say yes! Or at least give him a ticket for being a moron!

[@indianaslim4971]

@@tomrogers9467 There aren't enough trees to make the required tickets for the number of morons in the world.

[@JamesMcCarty]

@@indianaslim4971 or just at this ramp!

[@coop3014]

Standard 8 attempts on the four Winn… haha 😂

[@madmaxsaturn]

did your crew catch the RV in the water?

[@GingerNinja68]

All the gear , no idea.

[@tomrogers9467]

No talent is attached to a bill of sale. Unfortunately.

[@6626BO]

In know everyone is hating on the speedboat guy but this was portrayed in a different light, which I am surprised about from this channel. The ‘fisherman’ left his boat there for around 30 minutes and no one said anything. Some people are just inconsiderate of others and I am surprised @Broncosguru that you didn’t say anything positive about speedboat guy. That’s why he was complaining.

[@JamesMcCarty]

How could the fishing boat guy pull his boat out if another boat comes and launches? And you know it took that speedboat some time to put that thing in the water. Meanwhile, fishing boat guy has to sit and wait? Wtf

[@tblaze8167]

That guy should own a boat. Holy shit...

[@Realhighlife]

Sounds like I'm listening to a golf match

[@RaceByNight]

I still dont understand wat could have possibly distracted that last captain.... Not a clue.... 😂😂

[@daffyduck9901]

The guy in the speed boat wasn't necessarily wrong. It looks like the guy in the green shirt with the tan probably took way too long Gathering his stuff up with should have been done at home or before he launched. It's guys like that that cause backups at the boat ramp be prepared.

[@johnbumpus7138]

True the ramps are for launching and retrieving not loading and unloading, long term docking or vessel maintenance. That’s what staging area is for . This ramp is well known for having a lot of foreigners and tourists who completely ignore boating etiquette . We locals avoid this place like the plague

[@Chompi-Channel]

for sure the speed boat is in the wrong. I have deal with those jackass all the time.

[@daffyduck9901]

@@Chompi-Channel and you can't categorize people just because of the kind of boat he drives he was sick of waiting it was no big deal he maneuvered that big boat right around him without hitch. Evidently he knows a hell of a lot more than you or the other guy.

[@Chompi-Channel]

@@daffyduck9901 how do you know the guy was taking his time on the dock. The fact is the speed boat guy lost his patience and acted like spoiled douche bag. I have been boating for over 14 years I have deal with those jack ass all the time.

[@daffyduck9901]

@@Chompi-Channel the fact is none of us know the facts because we weren't their a**hole!

[@anthonydecesare2054]

The chica in the pontoon boat should have said “mama sieta don’t wear that!”

[@jimborcpilotfl8679]

5 attempts to pull up to a dock?? Good thing these guys aren't pilots.

[@tomrogers9467]

“Shirley you don’t mean that.”

[@LuccianoNova]

@@tomrogers9467 my names not shirley

[@tomrogers9467]

@@LuccianoNova Roger, Roger!

[@jeffsim8664]

the fourwinds guy is dangerous. Could it be a sticky hard shifter.

[@phdr754]

Where were SpongeBob and Patrick Star from? Oh yeah #BikiniBottoms. That's what brings me back to the Boat Ramps.

[@Mocking69]

7:12～ヒップ=3

[@bryanmiles4759]

Biggest boat, wins. LMFAO

[@JoseGarcia-ik2cg]

It's funny bc the guy on the Speed boad has the one boat on the left agreeing with them but then everyone else to the right stared them down then he stares at them back he knew wassup

[@innerzen4206]

Bingo.

[@grantleyhughes]

Thank goodness for the officer. That guy shouldn't be s captain without doing a course.

[@Chompi-Channel]

the guy shouldnt be captain period.

[@miguelcadete2495]

This reminds me of someone who takes a two day motorcycle course and thinks they’re king of the road with no experience riding.

[@slit4659]

I'd like to see that first TOOL try to load his boat on the Trailer...

[@ezkieler850]

The fishing boat’s bow was swung away from the dock making it hard to get around plus you don’t know how long they had been waiting there since they were able to launch their boat and leave before the other crew even got back.

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

Nobody seems to notice or care apparently. the CC had it's occupants standing there with a cooler. Probably tied up and was going to load the boat after he launched.

[@thekevorlando]

Yeah that pontoon boat guy must be normally a jet skier just left at flodden

[@ryta1203]

I'm completely amazed there aren't more fights but I guess that's what the officers are for.

[@lesabre1972]

Noooo no Idea what nice things could have skimpy distracted anyone to do anything.LOL

[@gewglesux]

I'd love to see if any of the featured Cap't see these videos and offer their explanation

[@rodan154]

Funny how you call these people captains! Really

[@dannyb6968]

It's tiring to watch so many boaters who have no clue how to NOT tangle their dock lines. They try throwing that waded clump of jumble.

[@richardgalli7262]

The guy with the blue/white Four Winns does not possess a delicate touch with the throttle. Too bad we missed seeing him load it on the trailer

[@davehunt8979]

Most of these boaters shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car let alone a boat.

[@crazypete3759]

Some people have this diluted idea that if they buy a very expensive boat they get to use a different set of rules than everyone else...

[@badgumby9544]

Main reason I left southeast florida - the people.

[@shockthenorth3316]

No idea what the distraction could be, none at all.

[@hughjarse4205]

Nope 😁

[@johnbumpus7138]

Distracted by trying not to vomit after seeing all of that cellulite Cottage cheese

[@kevinmalcolm3358]

Cheeky down at the 79th.

[@tomdrummy4984]

So, get all pissed off and then just back out around the boat. Yep, that makes sense. How about just skip the first part. 🙄

[@tomrogers9467]

“Respect my autoritay”!

[@Sambro67]

Damn when she adjusted that thong I was like nasty!

[@janetyurkin822]

It was nasty just looking at her! XXXXXL size women shouldn’t be in thongs!

[@tomrogers9467]

I’m glad I watched. It reminded me I have a huge pork roast in the freezer to get to!

[@janetyurkin822]

@@tomrogers9467 👍🐷

[@1582881]

Yeah, I'm not sure what the "distraction" was for the pontoon captain ;)

[@greggbates7562]

Dat azz!

[@johnbumpus7138]

Skelletor or the cellulite queen? Nether rate a second look

[@seetheforest]

Some people just can't get the concept of all the steering happening in the back.

[@gewglesux]

you need to Mic the docks!

[@theone4929]

The speedboat 100% had the right-of-way. Reading the comments and watching the videos clearly demonstrates people do not understand why it had the right-of-way. Ramps are for launching and retrieving, another words do not tie off to a dock going down the ramp.

[@mfkliegenschaften5420]

So many caps without any clue what they are doing... We dont have such a mess in Europe as all drivers need to take extensive exams before entering a boat. I understand their are no real exams in the US, neither for boats nor cars. If you have any chance to drive on German roads, stay absolutely clear of our Autobahn. You wont survive any trail and error experience.

[@terryken12]

That speed boat is the second black boat I have seen, who thinks that's a good color for a boat hasn't had it on a hundred degree day, I just have a black top section over my cuddy and it cooks in there on a hot day and you don't want to walk on it as it will burn your feet.

[@radioman2011927]

I cannot believe this is a thing. over 92K subscribers. Wow.

[@michaelmonaghan2717]

I didn't know that dock numbers wore thongs!

[@whiggerhunter4268]

Is this a new sporting avent ?🤔

[@constancegreiner906]

Sounds like an golf commentary

[@fishingtacklechannel]

What are we going to do when Tesla comes up with auto park boats??? Wait, it’s Florida, so even with auto boats we will continue to have entertainment!

[@johnbumpus7138]

Most newer boats with multiple outboards already have I Dock systems as part of their neema helm command function but I don’t see how being in Florida is relevant. Do you believe boaters in the other 49 states never make a mistake?

[@michaelbeattie8106]

Actually boaters in Florida are better than I have seen up north. They only boat a few months a year and it shows.

[@pjimmbojimmbo1990]

If some guy was yelling at me to move my boat, like in this video, I would probably ask him if he was thirsty, cause I would need to take a Whiz.

[@thrupixel]

You missed an opportunity to say " BUTT I don't know what could have distracted them"

[@Carlton_Wilson]

They do things entirely backwards there. Of course that's how they drive in Miami too.

[@ChefKevinRiese]

Thats captain clueless!

[@twlyons1]

[@jaxmoney4673]

7:30 that can’t be a bathing suit

[@bigbird9030]

Who the guy in safety vest

[@harveyroad6]

Distracted? Bronk, my dad used to say the male body only has enough hydraulic fluid to run one tool/head at a time. So if you are distracted be wary of your descitions. Lol

[@mikep1085]

The owner of the black speed boat needed to come back in and find a couple flat tires on his trailer.

[@anobody5708]

Dude I don't understand how someone can own a boat and not learn how to maneuver proficiently on their spare time... Everyone makes mistakes and we all have a bad day but some of these caps are clearly clueless.

[@boogiekush9391]

That's how I feel about most people and driving cars

[@rudiklein]

Not the boat, but boating is new to him.