Micha - Safety Third 93

[@ScienzaMagia]

I'm excited for the inevitable "M" episode.

[@beehard44]

Man my favorite episode is

[@micahrobbins8353]

I can't wait for the baseball stream

[@Kaquix]

Cannot wait for the Episode

[@fish_the_robot]

waiting till it gets negative then Michael is rebuild build backwards

[@StonedSpagooter]

Hoping for an Episode C but you never know with writers these days

[@e.d.5766]

Safety Third is like a choose your own adventure book. There are some parts of the episode where everyone hears the same conversation, but sometimes there are multiple conversations and you have to choose which one you listen to, so it's a unique experience for the viewer even if you end up in the same place. Also sometimes you listen to the wrong conversation and die.

[@mrboredj]

The stereo mixing of the two conversations was perfect, gg. Could follow both clearly.

[@TPK_MAKG]

For real though, I could switch between the different trains of convo and understand what was going on, that doesn't happen often

[@mickeydangerez]

Good for you.

[@Freddisred]

So happy to see William reconnecting with his first child

[@WangleLine]

The stereo split at 10:05 genuinely made me jump in my chair, oh my god

[@whizthesugoi]

i can feel my brain expanding as i'm keeping track of both conversations at the same time as i work

[@dweeep03]

i thought something was wrong with my audio settings

[@bwfork]

my easrssds are cryingsd

[@JK061996]

Yeah, the split always startles me even if I know it's coming

[@spooks7070]

listening with full surround sound and a sub and half the room was about carbon dioxide other half was about adam savage

[@PortalRunner]

I love how excited Michael gets when the conversation comes to how he modded his Barbie scooter.

[@dungeon_memelord623]

funny seeing you here mr portal

[@koth_harvest_final]

portalrunner do you think michael reeves could hit betsrighter

[@PortalRunner]

@@koth_harvest_final first try, without a console pause

[@thexbigxgreen]

This guy's a great guest, but I'm really looking forward to when you guys get Mich on the pod!

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Personally i can't wait for Mic

[@mitchelloeth4247]

mics already there. I'm waiting for Mi@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

[@snicksss]

@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb I'm really excited for when comes on the pod!

[@bolivianPsyOp]

Only 5 more episodes with Michael left :(

[@giotto_4503]

Is he dying?

[@thecannonball34]

​@@giotto_4503 His name is losing letters each time :(

[@icecold5707]

Once all the letters have been used up, he gets deleted from existence

[@julienmarten9380]

@@icecold5707that’s so sad to hear 😢

[@Tigershark_3082]

​​@@icecold5707may he forever rest in pieces :(

[@shpup]

10:09 the optimal safety third experience

[@shpup]

cant hear a damn thing but of course allens talking about adam savage. I love this scuffed ass podcast

[@silverkade63]

This is one of my first episodes, wtf

[@dheatlycruvig7520]

I'm using a headphone and I was startled when the audio suddenly splits into 2 different conversations, like one on my left ear and one on my right ear. It's so funny out of context.

[@worawatli8952]

I thought my headphone aux is broken again, but after a while, oh... that was on purpose. rofl

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

"Adam Savage? Is that the guy from Tested?" - Michael I swear, 12 years old kids these days...

[@Dinoplank]

If you cant get the real nigel on the podcast at least have an ai version of him. We are desperate.

[@johndeaux8815]

fr Nigel should just let NileGreen join on Zoom, he'd do some fun experiments like the 2009 4chan bubble crystal experiment live 😂

[@luisb7107]

Let's get Vtuber Nigel

[@skasev]

Nah he retired

[@8lec_R]

Shhh it's unethical

[@limesta]

Nilegreen?

[@bdogswag1114]

10:06 i love you change the audio from mono so binaural so you can hear both conversations its like the most chaotic asmr ive ever heard

[@johndeaux8815]

At 10 minutes it was a chat with William and Kevin about a CO detector and how one model had problems in the same room as the 3D printer for Kevin (probably needs an open window when he's printing 💀) while Micha and Allen were talking about getting older, something about Adam Savage, and something that Allen was regretting putting off til he now that he's 34/5, as the reality of age is setting in, which made Micha have a slight existential crisis. At least that's what I caught in one listen 😂

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

I'm pretty sure the bit about Adam Savage was about how Adam Savage was 35 when he started in Mythbusters and how Allen would use that as a sort of barometer for success to compare himself to and be motivated by. Once he hit 34 and realized he was now only a year off from Adam's age when Mythbusters was made he was suddenly hit with the existential weight of the fact that the arbitrary deadline for success was now frightfully close and how he'll have nothing (either to show for it, or to use moving forward in place of Adam Savage to compare himself to in terms of age & success-couldn't make it out well enough to figure out which). This was how he answered Michael when being asked how it feels to have just turned 34. When Michael told him he was only 26 after Allen said the Adam Savage bit you could actually briefly see that same existential dread flash across his face for a split second, lol.

[@alexbutler1944]

Kevin asking to search for a firetruck out of nowhere with the sincerity of a 3rd grader made me laugh harder than anything this episode.

[@GerinoMorn]

3:30 in and Alan has said the most profound thing in 93 episodes of this podcast.

[@rosetheblackcat]

fax

[@HB-lx2ey]

You mean 1:05:23 :P

[@TOGthatoneguy]

my favorite part is when they talk over each other. love that for them.

[@bishopsj]

Instant headache for my dog

[@420basco]

the stereo at 10:03 actually helped me hear both conversations lmao

[@nicholash.7656]

Adam Savage has talked at length about his ADHD by the way, Micha.

[@viktorsincic8039]

We need a biblically accurate Nigel for the next pod bois.

[@shanerc]

@46:30 sounds like you aren't getting an LS signal out of your valve when you select swing right. But I can't find a hydraulic schematic for your machine online (for free) so I can't be sure. That's why you have to bottom the bucket cyl out. That sends a LS signal to the pump to stroke and your swing right takes advantage of it. May be as simple as a line that broke and was capped or something more involved but without seeing a schematic it's hard to diagnose or suggest more.

[@potatoman4504]

god i need some subway surfer gameplay overtop of this

[@MeTheTherapist]

OMG Nile is back yay!

[@ogKEGGY]

Dude, I dumped thousands of dollars into my 85 Honda scooty boi and it was also stolen, so I feel that pure rage coming from Michael.

[@yuzu5547]

I love how the audio splits for the different convos LOL

[@Blaise--]

actually switched to headphones when this started lol

[@rlc9399]

Seeing Michael talk about the cboyz is such a weird crossover but so awesome. Ive been watching them for 6-7 years now and they really stay in their own bubble. Awesome to see other people mention them.

[@bethanyrosefrench]

At 10 minutes I entered the safety third set without consent. That mixing was fantastic!

[@neatwing2285]

My dad got like six police interceptors from one of these municipal auction sites for around $1500 a pop. I got one when I got my license and it was super fun to drive but never ran out of ways to break.

[@senfdame528]

Back door scientist

[@thatprogramer]

Damn he is back and he is ready to rock with that amazing hair!

[@terryenby2304]

Michael talking about getting stuck into something for 3 months and you cannot stop… hard relate!

[@Usoldier2000]

Glad to see Mich is back

[@CS0723]

It never ceases to bring me joy how effortlessly funny Allen is in these podcasts

[@barmetler]

Somebody tell William that excavators unscrew. If he only goes left, he will literally fall off of the base of his excavator.

[@memejeff]

If Will reads this. If you are too lazy to fix the lead acid problem you could just buy a contactor from a surplus store. Wire it between one terminal and wire the contactor coil to the the battery itself thru a switch. The switch could be on a long wire pair into the vehicle and you could tape the battery engage button on the dash.

[@bad_idea_enthusiast]

doing the letter thing with nigel gonna be crazy

[@TheBlueMuzzy]

"Wake up. Take a shit. Get out of bed."....... buy sheet stocks.

[@andrevvv]

I'm surprised internet won't find Michael scooter in like few hours after his post.

[@napalmholocaust9093]

I didn't have a carbon monoxide alarm to warm me when I sealed every draft in the basement and caused the furnace to not have enough combustion and mixing air so it just started expelling exhaust out the mixer inlet (I know this to be true with a later smoke test). I'm not even sure if the detector I bought later would have done anything, they have time thresholds for levels. It may take 15 minutes to 4 Hours to alarm. It only took a few minutes till i was hit. I had a splitting headache then started to get confused, then I couldn't real stand or keep balance. I crawled out with not much time left, escape is not enough because CO preferentially binds with hemoglobin over O2 and levels don't drop but gradually, like half an hour.

[@ThespianGamr]

The irony that my video says "Sponsored by the university of Phoenix" When Michael has a video of him going to piss on their campus

[@whizthesugoi]

4:30 these are my 4 brain cells acting in real time

[@sebastianmalice5603]

I thought Alan was saying Kaiju weird then realized no he means Caillou and that is not the same.

[@Hendlton]

Honestly, I'd be fine if the video started as you were setting everything up. Every minute of you guys hanging out is gold, no matter the audio quality.

[@fosui7424]

I like the convos going at the same time, fun to be able to focus on one and listen and you can go back and listen to the other somehow so clearly. Like you're in a crowded restaurant at a table.

[@OccasionalHaHa]

14:17 this is a dad+maker brain thing. Dads keep scrap, makers keep scraps, when a dad maker find the perfect scrap piece it's enough energy to collapse the stress of dadding and working into a perfect euphoria for the rest of the day.

[@FishyBoi1337]

govdeals gets swamped every time a youtuber talks about it, but then people realize they're broke and all the prices are inflated, so it dies again. The prices y'all are seeing is only possible bc andrew camarata watchers have finally forgotten about it lmfao

[@dobbylego]

Hey Mich is back!

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

William should buy the 20 acres and host Opensauce there every year

[@_DREBBEL_]

I mean this sincerely, I love when they’re all talking at the same time. ❤

[@CS0723]

Americans who voted for Trump be like "I'm going to make things worse for normal people"

[@_DREBBEL_]

@@CS0723 huhhhh?! What are you on about mate

[@koanye211]

Why? If using speakers, it's just inaudible chaos. There's reasons why professional podcasts never do this, or even normal conversations, because it ruins all flow and provides a bad experience for most listeners/participants. I love this podcast but wish they would stop knowingly having multiple conversations over the top of others, to be funny I guess?

[@_DREBBEL_]

@@koanye211 cuz it’s hilarious and I laugh. HARD.

[@EmmanIntac]

Micha Ree very pogga

[@50_foot_punch99]

Can't wait to get Mic on the podcast

[@_DREBBEL_]

Alan’s Amazon AI idea for literally everything existing would actually be peak efficiency and I’m here for it

[@Shako_Lamb]

The Cow Palace is a super cool building! I've only seen it in pictures but it's on my bucket list to visit. And yes it has hosted ice hockey, though that isn't its main type of event

[@DragonFiesta]

Michael has the same glasses and haircut that I had when I was in 7th grade

[@gottbuilds9363]

Lifep04 batteries. Double the capacity of lead acid and you can treat them exactly the same for charging and such

[@metaltorso]

5 MINS IN AND THERS 2 CONVERSATIONS HAPPPENING AT THE SAME TIME LMAO I LOVE THIS PODCAST

[@StargazingDragon]

I was so scared the whole episode sounded like that lol

[@SatanSupimpa]

Micha have been on the podcast more times than Nigel.

[@Phoxygamer2113]

idk why i actually like when theres two conversations going on at once. its almost like im being social. T-T

[@J4thii]

Michael in safety third podcast yess

[@rikerthe3rd]

Allen hit a nerve with his statment. I've been doing basic mechanic stuff since I was kid and it feels exactly like diagnosis stuff. "Oh my rpm is too high, I must test 4 things it might be."

[@Casbury_]

Holy fuck the 2 audio tracks made me feel like someone who didn't speak English trying to listen to an English conversation, especially when it slowed down and you were all on the same page (while I was in a different book)

[@owenroche8426]

WILLIAM WE WANT THE VIDEO. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IM TALKING ABOUT.

[@Schtoinkus]

15:00, it pops up in your vision like a skyrim clairvoyance spell

[@AdamMclardy]

You can see Michael get the idea for his latest video live

[@williambbq]

Booked my Open Sauce hotel and flights last night. I can't wait to smell these men.

[@dogtato]

there's a non-zero chance that whoever stole the scooter already offed themself with an OD

[@screechingsodacan3136]

i love how 10 minutes in they changed the audio from mono sound to the two different conversations in two ears

[@FirstLast-oe2jm]

Oh my god I grow nettles, Datura, and belladonna at home (among other nightmares) and I'd love to see a "Danger Garden" (I'm aware of the one in the UK I can't go there)

[@dragjj]

The double conversation bit never gets old

[@aXelRedfield]

I wanted Micha and Li both together but this is very cool, already can't wait for Mich

[@LBFescape]

I just got done listening to the other Mich episodes while at work and by golly gee he's back again. And so am i

[@douxillyfr]

I discovered my phone has a bottom an top speakers thanks to this podcast. Gg

[@randymarsh8936]

Omg it's Micheal Reeves

[@nonfelem]

Speaking of the parking lot full of broken glass. I work for the city and by far the majority of robberies and thefts are in the Beach street pier area. Way worse than the tenderloin

[@DOAM1234]

really cool of michael to help boost this podcast, just like how he helped william originally.

[@cyborglion4179]

Is this sarcasm?

[@CalebHansonlets]

Editor sporadically switching between the two conversations is so in line with the essence of this podcast, versus just splitting the screen lol

[@trice5425]

On the pirate ship, they used USB-RRRRRRRRR

[@Kai-Made]

On your mach 2 of the scooter, consider adding a lock out board. If your phone is not near it won't work, unless they press the right series of buttons. That way if you lose your phone you still have a backup...

[@khain147]

"Wake up, take a shit, get out of bed" ..... wait a minute 🤔

[@gunkmaster8075]

I honestly expected that to be the audio for the whole episode

[@Drae_mon]

That stereo split convo scratched my brain.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

I haven't watched you guys in like 3 years, around the time of NileGreen. Gotta say, thought the mic quality at the beginning was just standard now and was totally fine with it.

[@Mister_Matthew]

LEYS GO!! I enjoyed the intro boys

[@Galf506]

Motorcyclist here, those mopeds are actually more dangerous than the average motorcycle: it's because of the illusion of safety. Falling at 30kmh (which in america units is like 19mph) is enough to screw up any of your bones, fatally so. If you're without helmet it's RIP, if you're without back protector you have great chances of becoming a vegetable, your wrists and ankles are all at risk, etc. I bought a motorcycle because I don't feel social pressure into wearing full gear. People who ride scooters die from extremely stupid slow speed crashes all the time just because they think that dinky jet helmet is going to save their life - it's not. So yeah all this to say: building a moped capable of hitting 50mph requires full gear, but just like the other moped, the difference is how fast you get into troubles without you actively trying to do so.

[@Schtoinkus]

tom scott was in fact not back in a few weeks

[@TOGthatoneguy]

when the audio goes to surround sound mid convo tripped my brain out, didnt help that i am stoned XD started to trip the fuck out.

[@yourheadisround]

"He's gonna look into new shirt colors to wear". Fucking fire joke.

[@irvingrodriguez833]

Damn, being a mailman sucks. Since you guys didn’t announce an exact date of the event, i wasnt able to reserve that weekend off and vacation board is full already for june :( I can maybe still go but not vip like i wanted

[@alistairmathie7632]

**Insert generic Nigel comment**

[@DankLink420]

Imagine he's old and writes the metamorphosis of Kaiu hen 😂😂

[@richtearanger93]

ITS MICHAEL!!! THE SMALL GUY FROM THE KZbinS!!!!!!!!!

[@Laundry_Hamper]

Migel

[@OccasionalHaHa]

23:52 Mr Legal Eagle addressed this in one of his law stories. It is illegal to set booby traps & maim people. Sorry Big Willy...

[@infidelmat]

Hey isnt that the young boy runaway that was living at your house?

[@ferrum225]

william forgetting what the circle talk was for let the conversation come full circle wink wink

[@caterpillarman]

With AirPods in my brain can’t handle the 2 conversations at the same time.

[@brady1045]

The audio is COOKED on this one!

[@brady1045]

Wait no it gets better

[@davidseelos9897]

WOW SEE YOU AT OPEN SAUCE

[@OccasionalHaHa]

28:30 and a GPS tracker? and two apple airtags?

[@Bimmer_MD]

One time I missed out on a mass spectrometer at one of those auctions. My high bid was $600 because that was literally all I had. The next highest bidder won it for $610. I forgot the specific model, but it's original retail was something like $90k-$100k and it's 2nd hand value was about $40k. The only thing that I saw was wrong with it was a broken plastic connector where the vacuum pump connected to the machine......probably a $3 fix........