Michael Gira - I'm An Infant, I Worship Him

[@TeaDrinker3000]

"ayy pass the aux cord"

[@10kCrows]

😂😂😂

[@snakeboy7963]

when you hear a song that reminds you of her

[@JohnCane147]

I love how detailed and well written his stories are while his lyrics are simple sentences

[@theneedledrop]

Make sure you listen to this on an empty stomach...

[@LijerFM]

how did i know i'd find you here.

[@jasonfifi]

Elijah Andrews the internet's busiest youtube commenter.

[@iamdamosuzuki_]

I'm listening to this after eating a large bowl of oatmeal.

[@radicalpolemicist]

Nice to see that Melon was here.

[@delhidelirium9091]

" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

Boy I do enjoy the Hard Rock produced by Michael Gira

[@jackmcmuscles]

"I fall down like a sack of rotting gelatin" is such a great simile

[@Zhuntovany.Kavalir]

*I feel good. I like to feel good.*

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

I FEEL FANTASTIC hey hey hey hey

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Yeah I feel fine And I've waited far too long

[@DragosBlackmilk]

that's a quote for the ages

[@DmarsHeadshot]

I hope it gives you some joy and pleasure.

[@macarron5729]

It’s an unknown pleasure

[@hunterbagby1084]

Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.

[@resiseven7407]

i thought this was edgy comment until i got to my third listen

[@StaircaseBloom]

I chatspammed this on TF2 and five people left. For some reason I was never kicked.

[@agsrf6479]

your admin was cultured

[@trollface808crashout]

lmaooo

[@mrred773]

It hurts, but I do it for Mister Smothers.

[@goo894]

Mr. Smothers is love. Mr. Smothers is life.

[@dr.aisaitl7439]

My favourite part is when he starts over

[@bootcornpolo6803]

Dr. Aisaitl “Start over... I kick him in the balls...” 😂

[@JonathanNelsonOfficial]

The Consumer is a fantastic book. Somehow the morbidity turns into a prayer. Great work.

[@superiorpatrician]

Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.

[@grimreaper15100]

jesus fucking christ this is amazing

[@brodem]

Jesus, he goes into detail

[@briandeabler9704]

I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.

[@yurupivo3507]

I feel somehow magnetically attracted to michael gira’s well-written weirdo poetry

[@crunchytoast4993]

I used to listen to this endlessly on reapeat while stairing at the fan on the roof when i was depressed

[@melodraminha]

me reciting this over the phone to my bff will be my present to the world

[@gekinatracksuit9710]

now this is a banger a real certified mental institution classic you're not a real Yum-Yab Killer if you don't remember this

[@gekinatracksuit9710]

seriously though sometimes I look at michaels words and genuinely wonder how he ended up like this

[@paragraphs7235]

I use this as asmr

[@danplocinski9273]

You listened to this and odds are someone heard you listening to this.

[@Deaddruidess]

Quarantine mood: I aM DiSgUsTiNg, I wOrShIp iT

[@philyeary8809]

They masturbate to Faucis picture

[@anonymousDerp]

I feel so rejuvenated after listening to this.

[@charmicarmicat2981]

I like to listen to this every once and awhile for shits and giggles

[@EASFromTheWest]

i listen to it for the shits and gaggles

[@charmicarmicat2981]

@@EASFromTheWest good joke buddy

[@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft]

“Mr. Smothers sure does sound like one heck of a jerk!!!! “ - Norm Macdonald

[@BodeneBas]

GOOD ONE norm,..... always at it with the classic jOKEs

[@falloutMAN84]

I wonder if when Michael Gira was writing this he thought.. hmm, maybe I should keep this to myself. Nah, fuck it..

[@qriofficial1769]

I hate how soothing his voice can sound sometimes.

[@theskoolmustard00]

I'm barely a minute in. This is the same man who wrote We Are Him.

[@ceohannahbannanah1238]

This was amazing. I loved this, it fascinated me. The psyche and mind of this character is so detailed and Gira had my full attention at every line.

[@camicamirobot]

He is perfect. Michael Gira.

[@macarron5729]

This brings me some montage of heck vibes with those strange stories Cobain wrote

[@NOCHEBOHEMIA88]

You see through me

[@Lemongriff]

these are the perfect goregrind samples

[@NefariousSpineLizard]

I do it all for Mr. Smothers UwU

[@Jayt97666]

I need to hear this narrated by David Attenborough! 😏

[@raucous_bill]

what a euphoric listening experience that would be

[@epizootics]

Jeff Mangum's inspriation

[@NoiseKidd]

cry everytime

[@benbaker-martin3627]

Michael should do an Audiobook...I'd listen to it haha

[@lavenderhollow]

he did, its called the egg, he wrote it as well

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Sigma male grindset

[@sergio_jose]

literally just scrotie mcboogerballs

[@michaelpritchard5572]

This is what having Pure O Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is like.

[@sarahread1587]

Happy Valentines day

[@dannygreen5477]

I need this on vinyl!

[@tomodachi.friend]

Obra prima, parece até um Spoken-word feito pelo Carlinhos.

[@touchandgod]

Perfect. If anyone can find any other readings from The Consumer I will love you forever.

[@mildryfrr9970]

dandelion hands could never LMAO

[@youtub-fj8mu]

But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were Also, scrotie mcboogerballs

[@reisenbutimyimyum]

Word

[@AS_SO]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[@wordviruses]

trolled some mfs on gang beasts. they responded and added me to a group chat. I started playing this and they got so fuckin scared lmao

[@jennydeath420]

this is patrician asmr

[@zamboni33]

Binge drinking

[@camicamirobot]

inspiring

[@Mynhassty]

this should be an asmr

[@ferdinandbardamu.]

Those first two minutes Wow literally me

[@dahnecorej]

Bruh towards the end my stomach tied itself in a gigantic knot

[@youtub-fj8mu]

The Knot?

[@TheCSJones]

...At least he got what he wanted in the end?

[@cecejadess]

This feels like a Larry Clark movie

[@Ajax8001]

Read the whole book. Fuckin glorious.

[@TeaDrinker3000]

DungeonMaster what book?

[@youtub-fj8mu]

what book

[@yggptt839]

@@youtub-fj8mu M. Gira - The Consumer

[@youtub-fj8mu]

@@yggptt839 thanks

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Wait I replied this????? Wtf this is my first time listening to it

[@jasonhammond871]

holy fuck

[@Amg_Aaron]

Bruh

[@xowickedxo]

Mmmm lovely

[@Goatsee]

Consoom and Coom

[@sidclark1953]

Thanks so much for posting!

[@torstenatterberg5788]

7:49

[@torstenatterberg5788]

20:41

[@doomMetal89]

does someone have the lyrics for this? Thanks!

[@Sighbot]

Repulsive, yet intriguing.

[@dynamite32411]

parabéns ae mano, mt foda

[@nihil1517]

KKKKKKK um br

[@al3xi4S2]

Kkkkkkkk carniceiro

[@5pmt-rm9js]

ksksksksks

[@ghostrhythm]

Que cara bizonho

[@LucasSouza-dc1jd]

MT bom mano, parabéns ae

[@al3xi4S2]

Qq vc ta fazendo aqui

[@5pmt-rm9js]

​@@al3xi4S2e você?

[@al3xi4S2]

@@5pmt-rm9js q-p’

[@connorbennett4210]

Butters wrote this

[@timk6181]

It's like I'm milking a little cow 🐮 - this is meant to be funny right? RIGHT?!

[@touchandgod]

I do, yes.

[@ianmurray9285]

The Aristocrats

[@RowdyASMR73]

Reminds me of the tale of scrotie mcboogerballs 🤣

[@redh4ze59]

Bleach.......... I NEEEEED IT

[@scum1979]

oh 😁😁😁😁

[@AnalWave]

Oh dear.

[@dustmemories9937]

Lyrics?

[@iminsideyourwalls544]

10:56 he said doodie 😂

[@katherinetheeoracle2245]

cptsd asmr

[@crieverytim]

Mood

[@themidnight8749]

Bars ngl

[@DrOrr]

Mike Cottrell theme song

[@lukioos4862]

Curti

[@freakingjames1820]

>Lukioos

[@pedroadpb]

bro

[@Dokdamien]

aww :D is it Giras own lyrics ?

[@al3xi4S2]

Alguem conhece mais livros assim? Num pique mais "entrando na cabeça de um maluco" kkk

[@Hygienist-]

Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.

[@rizalachmadfauzi2180]

Too close to home

[@slipperypeter6249]

“What is this?” Planet earth

[@cyrus2857]

jesus christ

[@winneythephoo]

Im too stupid to see if there is any deep meaning behind this or if this is just nothing but depravity from his mind.

[@JohnCane147]

Both

[@JadenSalads]

The aristocrats!

[@HenTyler316]

Is this a plot to a horrible hentai?

[@mykneecapshurt]

more like, the best hentai...

[@troyataman2594]

It sounds like he's trying way too hard to cram all this shock in one poem or short story or whatever. It sounds a bit pretentious but that's ok. I love Swans but I'd really like to know what he had on the TV in the background, it'd be funny to know cause then you can assume that that show inspired this poem/short story.

[@vars666]

do you have the book. ? then we can talk more

[@real_osaka_thebiteof87]

what is bro yapping about

[@Laevateinn98]

bruh

[@titanicant3253]

1983 r/copypasta post ahh

[@ricokoreanpoet8199]

LMFAO