Michael REACTS to "DUMB JOKES": Try NOT To Laugh

[@KevinEnjoyer]

People, its happening. Michael Knowles is evolving to become Bearded Michael Knowles.

[@warribe]

Sometimes i forget michael is my age and think of him as an genucel boomer that insists on not having a beard

[@ColumbusVI]

Matt is gonna be so proud

[@kw91]

He's probably growing it for a part in a DW thing

[@warribe]

@@kw91 he had that 5o clock shade before.. i think its just bc weekend

[@Static1583]

This would’ve never happened if Candace was still here

[@emelinedbs1070]

are you trying to pull up a Matt Walsh with your two-day beard ?

[@warribe]

Please try to pull up a matt walsh

[@nik07nik]

Matts beard is a wig.

[@turinmormegil7715]

Lmao

[@ironnwizzard]

We've had Klavan and Dad jokes and now Knowles. Can't wait for the Walsh Dad Jokes episode.

[@gavypatty]

Dad jokes with Sweet daddy Walsh would be perfect

[@nathanfreeman8250]

''Go clean your (CENSORED) room!"

[@gavypatty]

@@nathanfreeman8250 lol I literally just got done doing that...truthfully😂

[@gavypatty]

@@nathanfreeman8250 and relax buddy. That's what all of Walsh's fans call him. It's an inside joke.

[@Mr_Lyric]

That was almost slightly funny -Sweet Daddy Walsh

[@MamaKalash]

Fave dad joke: I swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm having vowel movements. "Partial arts" though! 😅😅

[@nothosaur]

My insurance company said that if my tent is stolen when I'm camping, then I won't be covered.

[@bvoyelr]

These jokes are so dark they should be afraid of the police got me the best.

[@va.j]

Yo the Queen and the 2 towers was a violation 😂😂😂

[@Chewsstudio]

best joke

[@zr3755]

It was beautiful

[@qthirteen13]

It was too soon 😂

[@moodiedafitbaby]

Tooo soooonnn 😭😭

[@andrewmayhew9746]

My favorite Bible dad joke: Many say you shouldn't let Jesus take the wheel because there's no biblical evidence that He knew how to drive, but that actually isn't true, He drove a Honda but didn't like talking about, John 12:49 "For I did not speak of my own accord"

[@fibanocci314]

Yeah and after he died the disciples drove that thing everywhere. Acts 1:14 tells us "these all continued with one accord" and after that it's just "they were all in one place with one accord" over and over.

[@nicolamustard7232]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️👍🏼

[@zr3755]

"Jesus, take the wheel" *tire flies off* "I MEANT THE STEERING WHEEL"

[@jugglerluvkookie]

I love that girls humor.

[@lindagore3307]

Like it too. But playing with her hair was a distraction for me . Jmo

[@jugglerluvkookie]

@@lindagore3307 I definitely saw, I assume she was just nervous not used to being on camera.

[@Docstantinople]

You can tell her and the long haired dude are the ones that don’t do anything at their job all day.

[@johnparker4484]

“ They kill them, Jacob” had me rolling

[@onliwankannoli]

“Putting food up on the table” was the best one, but he had me at “my midget friend.”

[@Scarman-fm8tu]

5:54 Michael trying not to get fired. 😂

[@zr3755]

And we know Shapiro has quite the trigger finger when people aren't 100% behind the juice

[@johnjakejoebob9465]

You know that Orion's Belt is just a giant waist of space? I know I know that joke is only 3 stars

[@zr3755]

Shtap

[@TheConcertCruizer]

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?….a Widow.

[@nothosaur]

I offered the pilot $20 if he would give me a ride in his helicopter. That's kind of a low price, but I think he's going to take me up on it.

[@DavidMintah-vs8zr]

Still can't believe the winner was a 'deez nuts' joke.

[@scotch1993]

Haven’t been a show of the fan very long huh?

[@johnnythewalrus]

I heard they had trouble finding actors to play the oompa loompas in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Guess little people were in short supply back then.

[@johnnythewalrus]

Brought to you by Mike Stoklaska of Red Letter Media.

[@oaksparoakspar3144]

Well, after the Wizard of Oz, Hollywood had a reputation for leaving them hanging.

[@SpeedyGoneFroglegs]

Hollyweird used to be full of them, now Dinkle is the only official one. 🤷‍♂

[@nothosaur]

If you run out of gasoline while you're flying over the Carribean, what will happen? The answer is plane to sea

[@zr3755]

4:24 WTH do you mean? 9/11 jokes, like the hijackers, never get old

[@youtubeuser5402]

It was mainly the delivery

[@dustinb4286]

I think I might be in love with Marcella. - Chess joke Okay maybe not. - Vasectomy joke Okay, yeah I am.

[@joshuaroy5865]

Ain’t no way you had Knowles mewing at 2:44 💀💀💀

[@lilywhite]

Michael I love these try not to laugh challenges. The last one with the headbob at the end had me in tears!!! Please keep this up

[@snow5962]

Head-bob? Like the Indian head-bob?

[@lilywhite]

@@snow5962 no it was the happy dog bobbing his head to saxophone music, and Michael did it too, it was funny

[@destinypratt7761]

They're missing a Queen and two towers. 💀

[@pnwvibes_]

Euclipidies nuts 😂😂😂 I ❤ MARKELLA

[@GraniteStateofMind]

Michael’s visceral reaction to the 9/11 joke got me. It’s like he remembers crashing those planes.

[@nicolamustard7232]

Yes it's strange. I still remember it like it was yesterday. But I find the kids today make a lot of jokes and memes about 9/11. I ask them why, and they say, ' it's coping, Mom!' 🤔

[@superdoglover5676]

The Moses coffee joke was good!

[@ForTheForsaken]

That girls got some game. Uclippadeeznutz was comic gold.

[@indolentcheese]

Glad to see someone else who can laugh at terrible politically incorrect humor. A certain demographic in this country is going to have a meltdown over this but I say screw them if they can't take or understand a joke!

[@ToxicPea]

Markela is seriously on fire 🔥 with these puns. Especially that last one was peak early Gen Z humor. I’m proud of a member of my generation serving her duty on the Knowles show 🫡 Edit: dangit she looked them up 😂 should have known

[@phillipmitchell71]

The first one had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂

[@loveoneanother4812]

Alone Musk got you?

[@phillipmitchell71]

@@loveoneanother4812 yep

[@thealexandraway]

Same here

[@BlyBricksStudios]

No way I just watched Michael Knowles MEWING

[@IronDragon-2143]

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

[@midnightbluenoz]

I know, always ends up sending you down a spiral staircase.

[@OhHiNoU]

Michael is such a funny dude. I love him.

[@therosefinch5674]

5:12 the editors really used THAT photo lmaooo 😂

[@thatoneguy58609]

You’re killing it with the stache Mike

[@thebigmightybattleship]

And the jawline, its clear that emus

[@waynemclaughlin96]

Why did the dog batk at the tree 🌳 ? Because he heard the tree bark 😂

[@danekappler2422]

Out of 15 puns, if only a third of the puns made him laugh, then no pun in 10 did.

[@leeroy5529]

The man who invented crossword puzzles passed away. He was buried six feet down and five across.

[@steven9red]

I love how Matt Walsh is judging people and Knowles is just laughing at jokes

[@addieblueful]

One morning, a man discovers his mouth to be incredibly dry. No matter how much he drank, he could not eat anything besides soup. His wife, perplexed and worried, urges him to go to the doctor. He goes to the doctor who runs a series of tests but cannot pinpoint the cause of his dry mouth. Full of worry and sorrow, next he visits a scientist. The scientist runs a series of tests and embarks on an ambitious research project but to no avail. Saddened, he returns home. The next day, with no recourse, he goes to church, speaks to the priest and returns home. His wife cooked a simple meal only for herself. To her amazement, her husband eats every bite. “What happened?” She asked, “did the doctor find a cure?” “No” the man said. “Well, did the scientist finish his research?” “No” the man said, “but the priest said he would pray for my salivation.”

[@DaBeef-goated]

We see those hairs, Michael. Next time you better have an imperial mustache.

[@J0yB0mbad1l]

Why does Mr.Davies look like the rookie from Courageous?!🤣😎

[@MichaelKnowles]

🧐🧐🧐

[@ShawnNSteph61022]

She wasn’t lying. That queen/towers joke was indeed so dark that it should be scared of the police. 😂

[@Jaster_Mereel]

1:43 that's a great one

[@JaketheJust]

Why do vegans never get into fights? They don’t want any beef.

[@danielstrange9794]

Counter joke, we have established that they don't want beef, but did you know they hold grudges? It's true, they have potato chips on their shoulders!

[@Imnotyou2814]

*Dark comedy is like a child with cancer it never gets old.*

[@garyj6006]

Not only do I pay too much for cable, but my threshhold for entertainment now brings my sanity into question since I watched this the whole way thru.

[@brianhays1797]

I literally make my resident and co-workers choose a page number in my joke book and that is the pun page of a day.

[@tristansnaer3676]

Can we just appreciate how, in the end, it all came down to a deez nuts joke?

[@amanpotdar]

😂😂😂

[@KGEarlFam]

A man entered 10 puns into a comedic writing contest, hoping one of his submissions would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[@nothosaur]

He's probably not practicing enough. To stay strong, he should make a pun at least every six days. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

[@jaboegaming1474]

Did not expect a Michael Knowles Scott Pilgrim episode on my 2024 bingo card

[@normalsalad3429]

In-vest-igator😂😂😂

[@DaBardToDaBone]

Markellas humor is just beautiful. I would love to take her out on a date

[@FantasiA2K]

It's over. We won. Michael laughed at a deez nuts joke.

[@JonathanS78]

I watched this like 5 times and laughed at the end every time.

[@deckardcanine]

These people would hate challenging me to laugh. I could give Matt Walsh a run for his money.

[@r2-3po24]

If not for the vasectomy joke there would have been a vas deferens

[@ellenpereira9521]

After I've seen all the dad jokes you've done when hosting your interviews, I knew this video was coming at some point P.s. it is worse than I expected, but I'm thoroughly entertained

[@zealous121]

How do you tell male and female ants apart? You put them in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats…

[@nothosaur]

It's a buoyant

[@nothosaur]

If Americans suddenly switched over from pounds to grams there would be Mass confusion

[@zr3755]

Badum tss 🥁

[@nicolamustard7232]

....painful! 🤦🏽‍♀️👍🏼

[@MrPenriquez]

I loved the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World opening

[@lens_hunter]

Laughed at a lot of these. I love dumb jokes. Going to be making my wife grown with some of these later tonight.

[@TheBombayMasterTony]

Puns are great.

[@fstap]

8:05 this would be amazing as an animated desktop background

[@SaraShea-qf1gy]

Here's a joke I made for you, Michael: Where does the priest go for a snack? Answer: The confession stand.

[@itstime6120]

I have never, ever, ever! Seen a more nerdy/geeky group in my life!! Holy smokes!

[@PocketChange5]

Those were some solid dad jokes. 😂

[@lennonmacdonald3334]

Michael Knowles is growing a beard. Next stop, Orthodoxy.

[@Pencilneckgeek216]

My favorite is still, "What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice for too long?" Polaroids.

[@nothosaur]

I got to hand it the short people because they can never reach anything on their own

[@zr3755]

​@nothosaur Damn, that was good

[@joebrowser775]

That chess joke was the darkest I’ve heard

[@mrman5066]

I should not have put this on while working out I almost dropped my weights on myself laughing

[@johnt.4947]

Very enjoyable! Good laughs!

[@MOHvsCOD]

Where did you find Markella? 😂

[@amandaguidry4242]

These were great 😂😂😂

[@markcomeau82]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When It’s apparent.

[@VonDiesel3768]

That first joke made me think “I’m not gonna be able to do this”, but I let one more go and it was definitely worth it. They weren’t all winners but some were great. Too bad they didn’t actually write them.

[@kaijukebox]

Several Scott Pilgrim references. I like it.

[@billyg898]

Knowles' producers, get Michael to react to the song, Daylight by David Kushner. It's a song that got to the top of the pop music charts recently, but is teaching a very honest and blunt view of sin, which is not only refreshing to hear in popular music but something that does need to be spread around and broken down. Many who love the song don't often realize how deep the lyrics are. It can be a bit of a palette cleanser after Knowles reviewed Mary On A Cross.

[@dark986]

love the scott pilgrim sound track opener 👍

[@MagnificentX]

Puns are all about delivery.

[@CarlGorn]

I once thought I had a great chemistry joke, but it was too basic and there was no reaction.

[@vdochev]

How about a joke that I won't go to hell for if I laugh?

[@tomspring213]

Partial arts made me snort, lol.

[@andrewferri7732]

PLEASE do more of these! 😂 2:44 3:32 5:21 and ESPECIALLY 5:01 and 8:16 easily had me laughing the hardest 😂 4:08 gets dark humor points though, and i was not expecting 2:25 to get him like that 😂

[@walterpearlman143]

Fun !

[@SarahVargas-bg2dq]

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL

[@carolzappa1804]

THOSE WERE GREAT!😂

[@TheHat--Man]

a 2018 classic of you laugh you lose

[@everythingballistic8812]

I love puns I guess I’m just a punny person! Well I guess I’ll be a good dad

[@ZactivityYT]

Sneaked in Matt Walsh’s car videos, I saw that

[@WearilyCorrect]

Hebrews is a classic but a well used one.

[@nothosaur]

I couldn't hear the pterodactyl urinating because the p is silent

[@julieshea8450]

Love the look

[@pantarkan7]

If it's supposed to be a straight-up laugh challenge, okay; but - if it's supposed to be dad jokes - you can't deduct for lame, because lame is the name of the game.

[@conureron3792]

The bat joke got me to laugh, as did the cat scan

[@fwMMVII]

T h e y k i l l e d t h e m, J a c o b.

[@newwavepop]

That Two Towers joke demoted her back to unpaid intern.

[@fndmntl5341]

I liked the Queen and two towers joke

[@DrBeanBaggin]

4:22 BRUTAL😁

[@shanedougf]

keep the beard coming Michael!

[@Keverything99]

Loved the UK and USA chess joke

[@sara-marieulsundstiksrud8956]

Dad jokes FTW 🙌

[@gabehawley445]

Do a try not to laugh challenge but with a group of short videos

[@sallyanne883]

Here's a joke my Dad told all the time.... So.. HOW DO YOU CATCH A POLAR BEAR????

[@sallyanne883]

So many people don't get this joke, it's ridiculous

[@besticudcumupwith202]

​@@sallyanne883...judging by the joke(?), I'm gonna go ahead and just assume you liked your own comment.