[ʏᴛᴘ] Michael's Strange Bedtime Stories & Other Shenanigans

[@CaptainPlums]

Yes the arrow points at nothing because the creator of this video forgot KZbin removed annotations a long time ago, see link in description instead (or link at the end of the vid) Discord: discord.gg/xsCtwHj

[@carmillaplumsmaster8792]

Thanks cap for the live chat

[@3dsaulgoodman]

you literally have the best intro and outro... that's NOICE

[@sumvs5992]

"Yeah you were asleep weren't you ChickenPika!" No he was hypnotized, the going in bell only just went is all

[@mousaey]

The sentence mixing in the announcement was astoundingly natural sounding.

[@absupinhere]

“No ones gonna put me into anyone’s insides” cracked me up XD

[@totallynotarobot5476]

I wouldn't mind that new intro. It has a feeling of achievement and grandeur compared the older one's feeling of humble but still noice beginnings. Almost as if it is Captainplums himself is looking down the massive set of stairs the channel has climbed and shouting "Hooray!! I got through!!!"

[@plasmaTee269]

The Hulk Hogan part really sends the ribs into orbit that does

[@phoenixskyward9972]

"Black plums matter!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@fieldmarshalaloysius9907]

Noice, love the intro.

[@PlushGarage]

I really love that 20th Century Fox intro.

[@Darkchyled]

The election bit was funny as hell but woulda killed me if he said “would you shut up man”

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

4:28 "They go to dry their hands, and the hot shit goes WHOOSH, into their face!" I feel immature for laughing so hard at this.

[@L1N3R1D3R]

4:16-4:33 is top tier content. Also, "train to Jamaica" reminds me of my video "Magical Jesus Train" from November 2015. Good stuff as usual!

[@oliversherman2414]

Random guy: I ****ing hate plums and chocolate cake Michael Rosen: hold my beer

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“I was in this cafe, and this bloke turned to me and said, ‘Do you want something to eat?’ Then I said, ‘No, no, I’m just here to stare up at the sky, you fucking dumbass!’” 🤣🤣💀 That was savage

[@Ously6]

This is Cinema! I’m glad you came back to finish this story. Gonna be sad when you’re gone. You’ve made me laugh for the better part of a decade

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

Nice to see you making the ChickenPika joke too! That intro was bloody marvellous! Edit: THE HARRY POTTER REFERENCE OH MY GOSH

[@totallynotarobot5476]

I can only imagine the gloriously grotesque and sickly expression of both disgust and horror that would be seen on The Michael Rosen's face if he ever for some reason decided to watch this video and witnessed his innocent childhood storytelling being hijacked into him enthusiastically telling the tale of that time he got engulfed by and shoved up former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan's ass and argued with a lump of shit and a banana residing there about his wish to secure his own freedom *click* Noice

[@jedlites6704]

The Michael Rosen YTPs will never die

[@bitters879]

I love these so muuuuuuuch, perfect way to start my day.

[@misterdogg2005]

oh this is good I haven't laughed this much at a yup in ages

[@graduator14]

I'll definitely be reading this in book form before I go to bed.

[@iangraham5097]

1:43 I am...strangely aroused.

[@MochaMoonpie]

The next world guardians installment is gonna be epic, I'm sure. Until then, I'm stuck inside THAT BUM OF YOURS, and I'll be here for a long time because someone never cleans it. Best luck on the future releases, Cap'n!

[@sixxiom1142]

Absolutely brilliant! 10/10, will watch again!

[@mrpoool1015]

The ChickenPika part was fantastic

[@someguylostontheinternet4504]

"At school, we were doing: Nothing"

[@FrozenSolid742]

This is like it's made in the golden age of ytp, I'm glad some poopers still have such good ideas.

[@fredoriagaming4466]

LOL THE INTRO!!!

[@chrislindamood9378]

The Geronimo Stilton part was hilarious

[@nickv4889]

I jumped out of bed at "black plums matter"

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Looks like Michael Rosen mistook Geronimo Stilton for his (very attractive) sister.

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“Your dreams have meaning” My dream: 2:45

[@fieldmarshalaloysius9907]

Idea- The Michael Rosen Presidential Debate

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

Pretty sure most of my Michael Rosen playlist is just Captain Plums now

[@mn_twisted4319]

I Haven’t been to recum airport for a couple years.

[@fredoriagaming4466]

0:20 He could have bought an RPG to school.

[@supernovaitup]

Love the shoutout to chickenpika.

[@MangoMonster34]

I know what someone who has never seen Micheal Rosen before looks like.

[@frankwest9892]

I subscribed and became a subscriber

[@edwardluff6330]

Thanks u for ur work

[@Orangeler2008]

4:50 Oh no...not one of those...not another one of those little InquisitorMaster fans. Surely not.

[@stewiegriffin689]

125 people bought a bow and arrow

[@lonewulv13]

Chickenpika lives!

[@EE-re5co]

Hello it's me from live yesterday

[@smner]

My dad can’t see without glassass

[@savexthem4314]

2:18 can someone tell me what that sound effect is im stupid and ive been looking for it for a while lol

[@Xerceous]

Do more prank calls

[@DatShepTho]

Hmmm... suspecting you like butt vore and scat... XD

[@CaptainPlums]

Well no, this is Michael Rosen's strange bedtime stories not CaptainPlums's... (but I'll forward the message to Maniacal Michael)

[@JDMMaster26]

3:22 Who was the queen of toenails?

[@C_LT_FTH_BL__DD_G]

Micheal stay click nice my Friend

[@leoneleras1515]

5:05

[@sami66666]

Also why did you use your old outro?

[@wolfdale_3m]

Have you been using the HD remakes?

[@Ewgene]

#BlackPlumsMatter

[@joshuamorehead6124]

Black plums matter😂😂😂

[@Haybalemelonhead]

Hello

[@Matt-hd5rk]

Plz can you make a Micheal version of shia LaBeouf (the song) for spooky season :))))

[@tonyxxdtfamous9581]

lol

[@itjustscythe]

Lol

[@DatShepTho]

So if I press the subscribe button, I'll subscribe and I'll become a subscriber? But what if I'm already subscribed, will I still be subscribed and still be a subscriber?

[@P1kaSans]

you should've put bulk bogan instead hulk hogan

[@Red__Law]

Sorry Michael but all plums matter, not just black ones.

[@fumilette_omelette]

Not first but whatever

[@dinomite234]

#blackplumsmatter

[@kojothicc]

Gg

[@EE-re5co]

I.m unsubscribeing

[@EE-re5co]

you been uploading for so long and you have this many subscribers so bad stop uploading you dont even get that much money

[@RealmadridfanANTILGBTQ]

Cool intro