How Women Put On Cream

From Michael's DVD Special Hello Wembley
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[@tobzdav6941]

No matter who you are, this man will be able to make you laugh

[@Joe-vp8fy]

I'm gonna swiiiiiiiiiing from the chandeleeeiiir

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Eh, somewhat

[@justsomeguy3224]

Yeah no matter how many times I watch him I still laugh

[@PoliticalWonderland]

He’s my favorite!

[@Michele-pt6uw]

The one about the dentist is hilarious 😂

[@bigpirateof]

What‘s mind blowing in Michael‘s comedy is the fact that it is common to everyone which makes it easy for the audience to relate to it and imagine themselves in his situation, thing that makes them laugh more 🤣😂😂. The attention to the details is as well astonishing and could only come from the mind of someone who is extremely intelligent. I wish I could see him one day perform in Germany. I won’t miss it for sure.

[@sarahturner9562]

Yes his comedy skit on cooking spices very clever and funny as

[@joeblack3036]

I love this guy, he's got such a positive energy about him. Not just because he's a comedian, like I mean in real life I can just imagine this guy running round the house with his kids and making his wife and friends belly laugh. Never change Micheal

[@andrewwebb3431]

It's scary that we're closer to Michael returning the cream in 2029 than him buying it in 2009.

[@kaiburling3000]

Deep

[@ARI-kn3wz]

Exactly what I was thinking omg I wanna go back 😭😭😭

[@wolfy4734]

@@kaiburling3000 are you deep?

[@kaiburling3000]

@@wolfy4734 idk what that means

[@wolfy4734]

@@kaiburling3000 exactly.

[@Tajemni3]

This stage is too small for him, he needs more space to talk

[@CO1850]

He needs to do his routine in the round. He could walk in circles.

[@marlene-rr2ih]

LOL

[@dmittleman9757]

This guy would be amazing in voice acting.

[@elizabethduval7562]

This is seriously the funniest man i have ever listened to... every single joke lands...wow.

[@carolinemaynard8283]

So clever and hilarious. Ordinary everyday things and Michael makes them soooo funny. The trying on shoes walk … 🤣🤣🤣 all of it made me lol 😂

[@CO1850]

I worked at the cosmetic counter in the '80s, it was exactly what he said; "How much makeup can I get on my face by the end of the day?".

[@rafimd1823]

The only bad thing about this video is it ends

[@gardenjoy5223]

What a delightful man! Love, that he is kind and authentic, even though his job is exaggerating everything out of scale. The heart of truth in it makes it so relatable. To me he is the best comedian on the planet.

[@ashleytkl3036]

This is the first time that I've watched him. He made me smile from the start. What a joy. I truly needed that. Thank you for doing this and bringing lightness and laughter to many! Subscribed and created a playlist for this too😉.."Laughter the Best Medicine".

[@mvl71]

Someone please make a GIF of the suit thing. Not sure how and when I'm going to need it but there's got to be a use for it.

[@lucy.9313]

Amazingly talented.

[@Prophetic_Piano]

Are you talking about Michael McIntyre or the spotlight person... or both?

[@lfmccune]

Thank you, Michael McIntyre! I have not had a true belly laugh in far too long. I needed this!

[@luciefahy9989]

When your having a shitty day I love him he makes you laugh.

[@ruthie1562]

He is hilarious and so iconic

[@Adslx5454]

What's special is , I can watch these again and again to laugh more each time

[@JonathanS-cq1nv]

Except the norweigan hotel room

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

Every day i have skin😂😂

[@bucwhovian8305]

Really? every day! Wish my skin was as reliable. Some mornings I just wake up and I’m like “oh skin! Where have you pissed to now?”

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

@@bucwhovian8305 Guess Iam one of the lucky ones haha

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

Wait, You have skin?

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

@@1980StarWarsGuy Haha

[@astrojames5770]

Skin? What's that?

[@marybrewster1693]

Just love him..He always cracks me up !!

[@charlottecolley8713]

Just love you for the smiles and giggles you give me.... !

[@RedLemonade.]

totally relate to the women who work over the counter selling beauty products, like the products are on display we don't want ur faces too!

[@soulsaara]

Cry-laughing through the whole thing! Absolute highlights for me the Clarins-make up woman, camp jokes and the whole shopping trip😂

[@daisywhitbourn9036]

Love this guy❤️

[@missellyssa]

My husband always says the stylist will get MORE of a tip if they DON'T show the back of his head...he doesn't want to know how much hair he's losing...

[@ahmaddriver6721]

Absolutely genius. This man is awwwesome

[@curoseba5363]

I love his laugh. This guy is awesome.

[@timmydacheese9962]

To whoever reads this have a great day and you’re awesome the way you are

[@emilyalcorn3547]

Thank You... I needed to hear that 😊

[@nachi2691]

Thank you.. You too ❤️

[@nothankyou3885]

Wtf 😂

[@katiekat4457]

Dien M That's a creepy response. No offense.

[@kathleen109]

Thank you. And you obviously are, too, to think of others.

[@sandracastle42]

No other comedian makes me belly laugh like Michael does.He is sooooo funny.

[@andreyk.l.h5180]

@wnnalis cioov if you don't like him then don't watch him it's very simple

[@sandracastle42]

wnnalis cioov This idiot doesn’t care if the online laughter is canned. I know my laughter comes from my belly-not from a can.

[@artiste9357]

He's like real life cartoon just speed walking around on stage and breathing loudly 🤣😂

[@stoptheviolence3358]

I when he did “I love it I’m leaving backwards I’m spending the rest of my life in reverse” I fucking died

[@nicolepowell5470]

I love the little mirrors in shoe shops, makes sense to me.

[@brittanyholtgreven4106]

I love his energy

[@melushus]

I’m crying fuss I’m laughing 😂😂😂😂this guy is gold!!!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@dheepanbrunner6048]

this is my first time watching him, man this guy is an artist, michael mcintyre - remember the name

[@kaylag5043]

I have never understood the point of a clutch. Why would you buy a bag if you're just going to end up holding your crap anyway?

[@whydoineedtohaveahandle]

I love how they just put out old videos with new titles lol

[@replaycrew5024]

Michael is brilliant 👏 👌

[@judithrichards792]

He’s absolutely BRILLIANT 🤩 xxx

[@jeffgachihi8225]

We're 5 years from Micheal returning the receipt!

[@FlufflePillow]

I love this guy

[@dileepdoingthings4197]

LEGEND... Period!!

[@pains1956]

Hillarious !!!!!! Cant stop laughing out loud

[@dylanninjanoob9263]

Beautiful

[@emilyferraro1457]

Hilarious!❤❤❤

[@theomgsee8217]

The beginning is basically me trying to catch my reflection in the mirror lacking.

[@o2xb]

Genius!

[@JasperCasper24]

Six more years till he needs to return that cream

[@ashiqueamanulla1188]

You are clever I can't wait to see new podcast

[@Victoria-vs8xt]

1:52 did my man just see Aang from Avatar and roast his hair cut 😂😂😂

[@paulacaramez1421]

Omg you are the best! You almost made me pee on my pants in a taxi ride 😂

[@Dee-qi4ft]

The last air bender lololol

[@AielHeart]

Franck from Father of the Bride vibes from the personal shopper

[@alexholden7167]

He says you shouldn’t spend that much money on something you can’t drive what about a house

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

May I introduce you to the lovely world of tiny houses on trailers?

[@Daniel-wd4zx]

Why would you buy a horse?

[@neverthesame7887]

@@Daniel-wd4zx uhhh---put your glasses on. He wrote "house" And who wouldn't want to buy a horse?

[@iona-1690]

neverthesame anyone who values their free time 😂

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

Iona - I don’t know, a horse for my free time sounds fantastic. Trail riding is very relaxing and you’ll build up great leg and core muscles from it.

[@azjorgie1019]

The whistle at 0:31 😂😂😂

[@Vullifer1074]

You could be the biggest bloke in the world and still laugh at this man's jokes. ;)

[@blingwithconfidence]

oh no hes too funny

[@raina2311]

I just had an olay ad b4 this vid

[@anthonyherstell8569]

The toe is in the toe section 😅😭😂👌

[@ziyaadmoosa701]

this was in 2009, wow time fly's

[@wrimenpoudel9997]

You are simply hillarious....

[@Egirl_Slayer]

This is gold 😂

[@johannaarcher7266]

I can just hope people appreciate and see his talent the way I see him

[@Tang0Fox1]

Regarding the suit, I go through all of that because i need to be able to play comfortably in it as a musician.

[@wolemercy]

Brilliant

[@nobody2somebody34]

I must say he has an absolutely stunning wife! Don't like how he jokes about her sometimes.

[@nobody2somebody34]

@matt waters Only if you are cheap. Yes!

[@charliemerrick1979]

Lol

[@wesamabuzeid6299]

U are amazing so funny

[@katelilyx7105]

I’ve gone quiet and getting side eye about the cream👀

[@cj_r3249]

You got nine more years Michael

[@unsolved86]

How does he make the most mundane things so funny?

[@TheClownTOTO]

👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

[@InmanAerospace]

I didn’t know that you could drive houses 😂

[@Jaymac720]

2029..... Good god that is only 9 years away :/

[@charlottebrossette1749]

The immigration of men trying on suits killlled me

[@mena94x3]

3:13 . . . Had he kept that in his man drawer all this time?

[@dragonmaid1360]

Oh man hes right though....

[@mena94x3]

0:40 . . . Hermione did. 😏😂

[@debbiemitchell5142]

😂

[@poggle_Galaxy]

Moo

[@shanicesampson5270]

Oooorrr you can pay yourself that 500 to be her purse for the whole event by using your suit pockets lol

[@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131]

I'm so sick and tired of shoe vendors handing me the one shoe only..... So I just give them the evil eye, and ask ; "Now where's it's brother ???!!!" 👢👢😠

[@jolee3633]

My balding husband tells the stylist to just make him beautiful!

[@gruntrvn]

What a GREAT Rack!

[@danieldib2286]

Did anyone see this clip next to the yonce video it is like a mirror

[@SisterCaliGal]

dana carvey did this in the 90s...

[@sir_lafsalot]

Let's just appreciate how smoothly he transitions from subject to subject🤩😂

[@charluvstrue]

Absolutely right

[@mandywilkinson4535]

Yea he is the best at it

[@poggle_Galaxy]

Moo

[@sandimurphy5149]

"I'm a bit camp myself" Me looking at the picture he picked for KZbin: you don't say..

[@ittakesallkinds809]

Where does the man get his energy?! I want some. I remember reading a comment that said imagine being the guy that operates the spotlight!

[@carolynworthington8996]

It Takes All Kinds Spotlight guy needs energy too!

[@Jack-er1sc]

I'd love to! That sounds awesome!

[@ittakesallkinds809]

@@Jack-er1sc Yes, I think so too.

[@kitty6720]

Hahahhaha. True!

[@redwolfofkaermorhan5736]

When I need to laugh and forget about the world for a moment, I turn to him. Amazing guy!

[@ashiqueamanulla1188]

Effortlessly beautiful word

[@carolynworthington8996]

Kathryn smith Yes!

[@b2bconnectnow]

100% cheers you up on a miserable day!!! :-) LOVE him

[@ursulaq3653]

Same here!

[@charluvstrue]

Same here love him!!♡

[@LunasofficialMum]

Imagine being married to someone like Michael. Never a dry day.

[@rainacherienne1010]

This is a stage and he is at work, check what Sebastian Maniscallco’s wife said that she wishes he would be at home as his stage persona.

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Nope, I like him on stage and that's about it.

[@angel79nunn]

Yeah, he'd probably be a bit anyone tbb

[@DavidSeymour-he4mj]

Or a very wet day every day

[@genial66]

yeah

[@alainaatk.6210]

Only 9 years left until Michael has to buy his wife the miracle cream

[@katiekat4457]

Alaina Atk. Nope. Nine more years until he has to return the cream his wife bought 20 years ago for not working. That's what made the joke funny.

[@restdaycovers]

i wonder if he still has the receipt - in better condition than the wrinkles

[@charluvstrue]

His wife will never need miracle cream... she's gorgeous

[@wintertontoday]

7 now!! 😍😍😍

[@Sofia-w9o]

Now only 5 years

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

This guy has the kind of delivery where if you didnt even catch the joke fully it is still funny because of the way he executes it.

[@cargo077]

How can one human being be this hilarious

[@mena94x3]

9:53 . . . He should’ve said “Hello, my name is Ackle Ackinacker.”

[@emilysmith1157]

This was filmed in 2009 if ur wondering lol

[@Drnaynay]

That makes sense according to the year he gives for 20 years down the road, but it doesn't look like it's from 11 years ago

[@jamesadam6134]

Does anyone else hear the wierd laugh at 9:08

[@mandauk832]

Lol yes sounds like one of those dolls that you had to tip it a little to make it talk always sounded creepy 😂

[@caoimhepettard5607]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE ME SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ambercurtis444]

Oh my god yess

[@chesterlester5770]

And at 3:45

[@marilynseptember21]

No, I'm at 1.24

[@teenietoad]

uhm... avatar the last airbender arrow?

[@benedictwb]

when he said in twenty years time in 2029, makes you feel hella old