I Hate Your Robot Ideas

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[@unisinko3514]

lily on stream: ”i can hear tazing in michaels room upstairs” michael:

[@cAt156]

Make a robot that breaks something on you desk every 10 seconds

[@TeaKiwi]

unisinko your serious aren’t you

[@madisonkoslowski1330]

@@cAt156 that's just a cat

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@madisonkoslowski1330 for a sec, I was like, "NOOOOOooo tha'z a *R A C C O O N ! !* but yeah, cats can be jerks.

[@79k6]

ey 8 want that

[@mercury8793]

I can imagine how terrifired the other members of OfflineTV are when they hear mass electrocution, swearing and metal bumps in Michael’s room and then he comes out and says “Hey I got something to show you, come in”

[@astora8768]

now THAT is a good comment

[@ratskinz]

Codyga madedowin heavenda haha funny

[@noahwilliams4973]

and then locks the door behind them

[@Phantom39631]

he oes his creations in the garage

[@Nat-rg8tw]

Mercury omg.....

[@jeremiahjamesorlando]

Imagine pairing the unsittable chair with the taser desk

[@margodphd]

The chair shoul punt you onto the desk. It would stimulate how everyone felt every day while sitting at their desk at my first office internship anyway

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

Ok but that could legit cause serious damage, I feel like getting teased in the face would be bad

[@stormtendo]

@@margodphdwho hurt you

[@Kagageone]

That is a very hostile work environment and a great idea

[@jacktheripper4878]

instead of the pistons being on the first 2 front legs of the chair, it should be on the back legs that will put you on the desk

[@casmar2042]

6:01 holy shit, she just gave me the best robot idea: You should make a chair that immediately executes anyone who sits on it!!

[@TechnoGamerPlay]

He will go to it after this video but with a lot of numbers after the volts

[@That_templar_den]

Make a robot we’re you are accurate and fast when shooting a pistol

[@Winlonghorn_iso]

Yeah just strap a gun to it that points directly at your skull and whenever you sit down a servo pulls the trigger

[@DinoLoverGaming]

@@That_templar_den that's called proper training

[@That_templar_den]

@@DinoLoverGaming well some person jitters like a scared mouse

[@robbork3120]

hide pressure buttons in chairs around the house that turn off the lights in the room when sat on

[@crikhard]

wait I actually like this idea

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

That would be an incredible prank.

[@keroadhd]

Rob Bork This is big brain

[@lumin9422]

Imagine this idea at Ikea

[@collinschofield808]

Imagine if he made it wireless too so that the chair didn’t even look that suspicious.

[@almond7341]

A Robot that detects Robot Ideas and shames them with a reply

[@NateyGray]

Oh hell yes

[@thalilpumpkin]

Yass

[@elijahbrunson2272]

That's a weird way to spell Michael Reeves

[@ketsu1772]

We dont need 3 robots in the otv house

[@liquidpalladium6518]

It’s perfect

[@dio8070]

Darren R did a fantastic job of making a new Michael reeves

[@formeme2290]

The anger in “THATS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK” is the best part of this entire video, other than causing Fed pain

[@Procommand]

lol yes thats funny

[@lovemak104]

Me: who’s this guy Him: * aggressively yelling at me for ideas I didn’t comment* Me: I like him

[@ChuaKenja]

exactly I just started walking him and now I have subscribed

[@funyuns77]

Omg so totes! Like yeah

[@impulsiveman5901]

I started today and love him

[@mpp2350]

Same i love people who verbally abuse me

[@XeonPrototype]

That's literally me right now

[@ashishere771]

He should've added a delay to the chair so people get lured into a false sense of security

[@rhyhornracer158]

That is the evilest thing I could imagine

[@RiotTheBear]

I mean, that would work. If there wasn't huge pistons and electronics on it. Btw, this is a joke. I feel like I have to say that, or else I will get cyberbullied. Btw that was also a joke. Sort of.

[@SleepySnapbody]

thats evil but I love that

[@channelname6634]

You think like Michael and that scares me.

[@TEXfrowg]

@@rhyhornracer158 your full of rainbows and gumdrops if thats the scariest thing u can imagine

[@Michael-nc3ib]

1:55 my favorite part, or concern, is that his friend gave a genuine reaction of surprise as if he hasn’t been in his friends office for months cause this has definitely been setting up in his office for at least a few weeks.

[@hindyproductions4273]

Make a robot that butters your toast for you, but doesn't spaz an obscene amount

[@DinoLoverGaming]

that's called a hand holding a knife

[@hindyproductions4273]

@@DinoLoverGaming I meant it would do it for you so you can do something else and save a little bit of time

[@dr.unventor]

Just put some toast on your windshield wipers. Problem solved

[@hindyproductions4273]

@@dr.unventor holy crap, that's almost genius. You would need to find a way around the "butter on/in the car" problem though.

[@Procommand]

lol

[@RoseGuyCrazy]

"Is it an electric chair?" Congrats, Michael. At this point everyone thinks you put a tazer in everything

[@stillblazinkush]

The chair is decoy for when you fall back into the bed that is electrified.

[@SUSHlMII]

@@stillblazinkush thats when the top of the electrified table goes in.... put it behimd the chair and when someone sits the chair will make you fall on it

[@hellmaker3]

this man is, at this point, getting paid to insult the people who love him, and we love it

[@miguelrodriguezgallardo6119]

Completely

[@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628]

Yall nasty masochists

[@azcarius]

I agree

[@theeffortless5554]

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 ahh yes senpai, i live for this.

[@mrmesmer1595]

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 its my dream to get tazed by michael

[@michaelmanherz7918]

I love how all his friends are legitimately terrified by him

[@GammaGoo]

Make a present box that flashbangs you if you open it before Christmas

[@seansora]

This kid is either gonna turn into Tony Stark or Dr. Octavius Probably Octavius

[@guckinfames]

seansora He’s 21

[@marygc2011]

Ya

[@davethecornmerchant905]

Or harry potter

[@blinq217]

@@davethecornmerchant905 Harry Potter hitting puberty late.

[@danteletsrock2796]

seansora or both

[@ariel-4131]

this guy's literally playing in creative mode

[@moomooold]

bro you big brain good comment totally very the like broooo

[@aswinsenthilkumar1497]

Lmao

[@ariel-4131]

@@moomooold bruh the right !11 need dopamine to maintain function,,.. insert random unoriginal comment epic style hur,,,,, cringe

[@deJessias]

Nah, he's playing in survival like all of us he just knows how all of the redstone works

[@polarisdsmb2015]

that's called a roommate

[@yuriimizuki1042]

Michael: Sit in my Chair 💀 Lily: Got her life on the line just by looking on a chair ☠️

[@alternativebeel852]

I love the fact that he legit has a mental breakdown over having to pretend a taser table is a good idea.

[@stormtendo]

“I will ban you faster than my parents dropped me as a child do you f understand”

[@thepotatolord1679]

I love the sheer amount of fear whenever Michael asks someone to test an invention

[@jackmandracchia3392]

Micheals like a made scientist and everyone else just deals with it

[@brandonolmed4301]

PTSD

[@Grandstar13]

To be fair, he does taze them alot

[@akabami2161]

Best job that exists: Mr Beast's Friend Worst job that exists: Michael's Friend

[@trubbish5122]

Because Mad Scientist with no common sense and sympathy for tazing people.

[@hogu2297]

Build a fan that detects where a person is and never blows wind their way

[@Neoh53]

Build a fan that blow wind continually on people !

[@welpingwoodz9955]

That actually evil

[@Thebiggestgordon]

A fan that tracks pieces of paper on desks and only blows wind at those

[@cheesesaucefries69420]

Interesting

[@justafan5437]

Ahhhh yes that’s me

[@harrylarry6324]

Cool, now make a robot that spits at you every time you make a bad decision.

[@matildakristensen541]

0:51 His sheer frustration makes this one of the funniest Michael Reeves clips for me.

[@LadyViscera]

Make a terrifying doll that moves when you look away, and then don’t tell anyone about it.

[@ferocioustwinkie5002]

He ducking better

[@haadnaz5343]

I like this idea. It is a good idea. Smart idea.

[@L83467]

+++++++

[@Chris-hd5lq]

TheIronAntelope he isn’t fucking iron man🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmykit-kat3424]

Yes.

[@jonahb5057]

rig one of your friends’ doors to slightly open whenever they try to close it

[@smutty1112]

This is the kind of idea that he would shit on into the fucking ground and then reluctantly build it

[@learnmyname123]

Oh shit, didnt realize our Dark Lord himself was in the comment section.

[@AwesomegummyDK]

Jonah B this is good

[@Shadowbrodie]

Calm down satan.

[@callmeacutekitten3317]

just drill in a wood block where it closes stupid

[@majorskulzsamz3409]

What if we mix the tazer desk and the ejector chair and then have the person fall on to the table and get electrocuted every 2 mins

[@hanoli7933]

Man i love the world building in his videos like having others take part in his psychotic ideas

[@vep1722]

Make a thing where it’s an eye tracker and five different screens and they all play a movie except for the one that you are looking at

[@cheesehouse2522]

This is fantastic

[@callmeqt1269]

Wow, an actually good idea. I don’t think it would make a good video though.

[@vep1722]

@@callmeqt1269 Maybe so, but I still think it would be hilarious to get peoples reactions to this type of concept.

[@Master_YT]

Bro watch the intro

[@oscarcorbisier1745]

Ok that's actually good ngl

[@lonlonranch]

You guys aren't even roommates anymore. It's just Michael and his hostages

[@-cutekey2454]

damn

[@frenchpeoplearentrealpeopl5685]

Pretty much

[@rodster5978]

فتاه - cutekey I like your profile pic g

[@p1neappleXD]

Looking at your profile picture, I can see you’re a man in waifu culture.

[@birdgirl0073]

His human test subjects

[@sunitasipinga7796]

For the ejector chair you should have put the pressure plate on the back rest so it goes off when their weight is back and they actually fall

[@8bitbob562]

Make a robot that ends its life over any minor inconvenience.

[@gustavmiedema3685]

They are just to afraid to kick Michael out at this point.

[@pawa7714]

yeah xD

[@neppynepne]

Gustav Miedema NO YOU IDIOT!! ARE

[@tinyelephant2104]

@@neppynepne what

[@Yoshi-pp1uy]

@@neppynepne what

[@ZenReal]

BRuH

[@konoyarogaming6774]

Make a set of shoes that when it hears the word short, it extends itself up.

[@JohnCarcer]

*Ludwig would like to buy your idea*

[@adi-yf3vs]

"your not actually that short" *extends* i know

[@Winlonghorn_iso]

I love how you can see Michael’s monitor having a stroke when the taser desk goes off

[@keinlieb3818]

I'm tired of washing my car. Sure wish there was a way to get my car washed automatically every time i pull into my driveway. Wish we had a robot for that...

[@chadwell69]

ROBOT MAN RUNS OUT OF IDEAS SO HE CYBERBULLIES CHILDREN

[@Achridian]

why does this sound like something Technoblade would say

[@dilonellis4821]

It's good

[@No-ci7he]

Bold of you to assume he wasn't already doing that before he ran out of ideas...

[@freddyfazbear3323]

All Hail Merciless Sun God destroyer of Phebb

[@Russianbluez]

the fact that lily helped getting yvonne into this is telling me that she will become your mad genius assistant.

[@miup1537]

Totally

[@delta7293]

She already is

[@Cheezymuffin.]

I kinda ship them... a lot

[@theclockwork6598]

@@Cheezymuffin. Don't

[@5bzh]

@@theclockwork6598 no he got a point its obv true

[@frankcernak3956]

I love that he was so excited and happy that he put his arms up in happiness

[@Kingsman-cq9is]

A microwave that screams and insults you when your food is done

[@lorenzoborri5529]

Build a bathroom that celebrates every time you flush the toilet and take a roller coaster style souvenir photo to be collected at the exit

[@ethanmcguinness7877]

Lorenzo Borri nice I guess

[@lorenzoborri5529]

mc stout A new fun and exciting way to poop....maybe

[@zolwik1999]

Better Call Saul did it already to some extent kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmSufauHZs-dmsk

[@LuckyMathew]

Put up a totally not suspicious green screen on the door so when they exit, a souvenir photo will be taken immediately after hearing a familiar taser sound

[@nastasiacr3676]

I went at a beer place a few years ago, where when you flushed you could hear "haaallelujaah"

[@aquaticangel3380]

Make a robot that does literally nothing just to freak them out.

[@floatingblaze8405]

And put it in Lily's room

[@JButterZJ]

build a clearasil robot

[@senchouphd]

This is actually kind of fucked up but I'm living for it.

[@potaton1342]

Am I the only one who wouldn’t be scared I want to test these.

[@LoganT547]

I want a microwave that screams at the user when it's finished cooking 😂

[@Huebert_G_rection]

I still can’t tell if his anger is a joke or if he is genuinely angry

[@DonFlow69]

I love how much he tortures fed from todays perspective

[@yeetyeet6008]

Build a robot the turns off the WiFi when anyone in your house starts streaming

[@ToxicTrashBinBag]

What did Michael just say!? Stop posting robot ideas that suck ass

[@simonklaveness7023]

Didn't you know? He's already built that one

[@razajafri5193]

did spectrum make this comment?

[@xanniegaming8760]

@@simonklaveness7023 where

[@kousukekun2059]

@@xanniegaming8760 its a joke because in the OTV house rn the internet is super crap and they have to take turns to stream

[@catlamp9894]

Make two laser pointers that automatically aim at people's eyes and attach them to your glasses so that no one can make eye contact with you

[@dailydoseof6252]

Actually good tho

[@shathaan1763]

I think he already did something like that

[@krisspygaming4392]

Okay that’s actually pretty good

[@mayas6543]

I can't make eye contact with anyone anyways

[@garythesnail8863]

Ah yes the perfect idea _blinding people for making eye contact_ Edit: this idea was actually made by Michael April 7 2017 titled “the robot that shines a laser in your eye” it’s actually his oldest video

[@johannesboolsen]

Make a robot that when you shit down to work, and eventually get distracted, i slaps you until you start working again.

[@nearly899]

Michael really is the evil scientist living in the basement but he can fix the TV when the sound goes off so u let him stay

[@DerpEpicFace32onXbox]

Make a toaster that ejects itself instead of the bread.

[@martinbrndum7508]

King of the Trap that is fucking genius

[@LOLGroup]

and make the toast stay on the same place lol

[@justaspodrezas2827]

You are a fucking genius

[@wendell2255]

nah a toaster that tazes Toast when it's done

[@azcarius]

Ar3 you Einstein?

[@blazerde8794]

Someone already said this but a drone connected to a VR headset that constantly follows you so you can live in third person

[@Koufomania06]

Holy shit I can finally live life as a sims character

[@snowys7667]

Us this world be awsome

[@cartermacdonald5459]

Check out corridor crew to see that already has happened

[@praisedsiaming1342]

say no more

[@nataliel7958]

we heard you like dissociating so we made this. now you can dissociate while you dissociate.

[@guy.man.person]

I love how just Michael kidnaps his friends use as lab rats

[@Raccoon.gang.]

Glasses that taste you when you look at something inappropriate

[@martinezfamily005]

I lowkey expected him to build a robot that moans whenever your door opens

[@mario-ue9xi]

It would be funnier if it would moam whenever the door is closed

[@JayJJosh]

@@mario-ue9xi or when the walk through it

[@delta250a]

Even better if it randomly done it when someone walks through the door. Could even do a small raspberry pi and stick it to random door frames.

[@sonarmydudes6842]

Lol I’m fukkin stupid I thought I was the 420th like but nah

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

Simple, just don't oil the door hinges and wait a few decades.

[@lonenexus959]

The dude who suggested an actual alarm clock is my hero

[@danforce4222]

This better get a lot of likes

[@lonenexus959]

Simbaloney no

[@G-WIZZY1]

He should make a toaster that will catapult bread at you when its done

[@Michael-nc3ib]

Wow that the innovation in that paper shredder garbage can. He used the side for the chair you can’t sit on and it left a hole for people to see where their robot ideas end up. Worded out perfectly

[@natashaivanova7360]

I love how all his friends are traumatized by his inventions

[@monkeysrcrazy1]

M: " hey lil- L:no

[@imahumanbeing3446]

is that a good thing

[@aldri346]

He looks like deadpool

[@joaquinfauquiemarquez3766]

Natasha Ivanova you mean test subjects??

[@Mega-tn3pf]

I think of them as "test subjects"

[@vmpere2637]

Michael living the pasty white kid's dream, a house full of asian gamer girls.

[@sourinc9648]

Vmpere he’s challenged by fed but yeah

[@onerian8178]

i had no idea that there were houses full of asian gamer girls.

[@kennysharkey8586]

incrediblysour fed challenge😂😂

[@baki1682]

Lilly and Yvonnie are the only Asian women in that house

[@skillfuldeep4552]

Id smash Scarra

[@jehanwathan5033]

Make a robot that offers you a cookie, but when you come to get it, eats it and slaps you

[@tamsinogilvie8449]

a robot that swears at anyone who rings the doorbell or bothers you

[@kaiserrat70]

I love how they keep him in the garage, like they're avoiding him at all costs

[@Stop_Infanticide]

Where else do you store a Michael?... I keep mine in the garage too. Just feed and water it.

[@matoro85]

Hes only tazed people on multiple occassions mainly for his own entertainment lol!

[@kaiserrat70]

@@matoro85 its like they put his stuff down push it with a stick and slowly back away going "calm down." While he pulls out a tazer

[@khalid8711]

@@matoro85 And we actually Loved it (°∀°)b

[@Evilpotatoii]

@@matoro85 facts

[@moonrender680]

I feel like at this point Michael is just documenting his descent into madness

[@seancrookshanks424]

Joker (2019)

[@Marco_the_Ginger]

How can he descend if he’s already hit rock bottom

[@fakeblue8985]

mp030 *dig further*

[@LeonardoTheMage]

@@Marco_the_Ginger Hand him a rock drill and watch.

[@LuckyOwl_7]

Haha

[@ether_____0]

A clothes basket that launches the clothes out when its full

[@kobrakuddles568]

Make a machine that wander around at night and occasionally makes scary noises, preferably when it notices it’s in the dark

[@Fake-rt9uk]

Michael is so technologically advanced that his roommates are scared to be within close proximity of him

[@patrickasmussen7295]

Lmao true!

[@logannelson2230]

People have always been afraid of new and advanced technology

[@mrale3088]

It's called Corona

[@glitchlessronin]

Its cause he's germinating rona19 on his cheeks

[@jakssmithy]

FakeTheWizard I mean they’re basically living with a mad scientist who is always coming to them asking if they want to test his new torture devices

[@touramss]

Can we just talk about how genius that button discovery was.

[@crabcakes7784]

I know right!

[@hawkemdownlv]

This guy's too smart to be a sociopath

[@nealbagai5388]

That's literally the most common way to make a pressure plate.

[@Daniel-gu5ok]

That is legit something you would read in a history book or something

[@touramss]

@@nealbagai5388 bro imagine fiddling with a small pack of mints and realising that you can make a button out of it

[@jajacodes415]

a robot that shakes your bed until u fall off and wake up

[@JefferyRigdon]

Make a robot that grabs a can of what ever drink is in the fridge and make it bring it to you

[@mathiasensimon]

I love how everyone is low key scared of micheal

[@carlosbaldellou]

As they should

[@BenderdickCumbersnatch]

Future serial killer or next Joker. He's gonna be building SAW contraptions and death mazes, I swear. LOL. It's gonna turn out that every missing girl in his city are all in his underground bunker full of doomsday traps, hahaha. By the way I feel so bad for him to have that much acne. That's like a medical condition amount of acne. I hope he can get treatment and avoid scarring... Then again, the scars will just improve his serial killer face. >:D

[@MrHesdan]

I read a comment sayng he's two societies away to become the joker.

[@Glonk94]

Tf u mean low key scared of him. We literally drove him this far lol

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

He's literally the crazy scientist of OfflineTV

[@spiraldj]

Make a robot that locates, hunts, and brutalizes everyone who leaves a bad robot idea

[@captcalvin2293]

This is the best idea for suicide.

[@minoxiothethird]

@@captcalvin2293 it's so complicated I wonder if god would see it as suicide for the purpose of sinning or not

[@TheOnePlankton]

I had the damn exact idea, but you beat me to the video.

[@bump458]

Genocide

[@captcalvin2293]

@@minoxiothethird Well he would see it as a sin for murder so.

[@DeltaEngine]

Hey Michael, I just wanna let you know its been 3 years and this is still a banger video

[@Anbuexists]

Now make a robot that shames you based off your search history

[@armaggedon390]

How about the "low self-worth mirror"? A mirror with a camera that, when it detects a face close by, dishes out unusual but painful insults.

[@poopfartlmao2986]

i endorse this fully.

[@imjerm]

@@poopfartlmao2986 I also endorse this fully

[@santiagog]

Too close to Racist Elmo for him to do it

[@FBIguy-tz3rc]

Yeeeeeees

[@Big_Tod]

not gonna lie pretty juicy :l

[@eibb0r]

Build a robot that gets the milk for your dad so he doesn’t have to leave

[@just_a_guy_17]

I need that for my dad he never came back

[@drain2496]

random vlogger 2 no. Just don’t reply

[@chocolattejay6207]

Sorry but it’ll be too hard to create

[@king049gaming6]

Delia0623 your comedy

[@king049gaming6]

Thank you I have been waiting for this invention for 18 years😀😀😀😀😀

[@elcharro2894]

love how the idea shredder is just the trash can he used for the chair

[@mmmmmonkey6372]

Fed deserved the taser desk.

[@grandblitz5641]

His living arrangement consists of a bunch of people living in terror of their psychotic goblin house mate.

[@izaacspain3726]

I wonder how many times he’s got the cops called on him

[@fxwizard6421]

Tru

[@alsooog8603]

yes

[@mikkel12v]

Which one of them is the goblin?

[@ItsThatRat]

Bro ikr lily is so scary

[@extendedmag9411]

I swear, if he meets any of us he’ll throw us in his torture chamber.

[@Stargazeo]

MrSpace Engi I want that to happen

[@DestructJohn]

I agree

[@karikrummi4222]

AkaranBATMAN uuuuh

[@braille6502]

He should build a torture chamber for a vid

[@keganbauer5119]

He’ll throw us in a torture chamber with our horrible ideas

[@odinjensen7786]

You should make a robot that tasers when you open the fridge and grab your leftovers

[@mikeAwelsh]

Build a robot that sends a small free gift to everybody who likes a tweet of yours. You could make it send an ad for merch in the package too, so it would pay for itself.

[@amcuevas]

Okay but if you could set up the moaning door on Poki's room without her knowing...

[@moriaman2696]

My god

[@jeanbaptistebadon2175]

Genius

[@bluemopdisaster6445]

What's her channel?

[@observer5615]

And the moan soundtrack should be from this.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/imPEqmqopc16e7s

[@starvingchild.933]

yes tf why not

[@jermfanaccount]

i love how his friends are starting to trust him less and less

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

I love it when he tortures his roommates lol.

[@sahilhussain7328]

Michael reeves doesn't have friends, he has test subjects

[@zionnemakoma1398]

"FRIENDS" HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[@junkokonno]

its not his friend its his slave

[@bluesoul344]

Wait...he had friends?

[@atlas3898]

Build a robot that gets therapy for the people who live with you

[@stormtendo]

No that isn’t funny

[@xoxo5296]

Great, now you can put your ejec5or chair at your tazer deck, and play with you water-suicide robot

[@rendonnnn541]

I like how I can just forget your name but if I search “stupid robot kid” you’re the first choice in suggestions.

[@danielstoyanov3420]

i searched useless robot lol

[@mrvenzen5719]

hahah i just searched for him by typing "microwave that turns on when you scream at it"

[@Helladamnleet]

LMFAO you're right.

[@indivd83]

Amazing

[@andresdejesuslepe3855]

THIS ACTUALLY REAL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@nonson9663]

"Why are the lights red" "Don't *giggle* worry about it*

[@seandidsomething]

it's funnier because you commented it

[@nickbryant6758]

so here is the problem, you can turn off alarm clocks, now with a constant jolt of electricity every 5 seconds would be hard to stay in bed

[@zseafer]

A chair that teases you

[@shrekwazowski1847]

i really can't tell if Michael Reeves was the smart kid, the quiet kid, or the class clown in school

[@theluckyone9658]

He is all three.

[@ServerPanic]

He is the 4th Drug addict

[@lackingcreativevalue]

Yes!

[@David_Frisk]

He was the kid Who builted robots to kill his fucking classmates

[@theluckyone9658]

@@David_Frisk Ah, yes Builted.

[@cheekybreeky3775]

Michael’s pure unbridled hatred towards us is the greatest thing ever.

[@Altevari]

Also his pimples

[@TnvTablet]

@@Altevari we don't talk about those

[@goco3553]

Yesn't

[@tpt229]

And he still somehow gets sponsored...It's a win-win scenario

[@JesusChristOfficial2]

@@TnvTablet Why they're all over his face.

[@rose_d_mary]

the tazer desk is genuinely horrifying

[@baylithe]

Tazing that creep was a good thing that Michael knew would work out

[@lizardperson780]

For some reason I'm actually disappointed he didn't do the moaning door lmao

[@friedbaloniTV]

He should do it to their garage door

[@NoSubsWithContent]

Demonized

[@atypicalhooman]

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[@pradipta9345]

Yaaaaaaaaaa

[@hazelthewolf6960]

Same, I kinda wanted to see that

[@dontspeak6372]

Try a chair with a gyroscope. So even if tilted when sitting, you wont fall.

[@lossnt557]

Don't Speak holy shit I want to see that

[@ons7944]

Yess

[@rieleyslocum870]

Something actually productive😂

[@somerandomguy009]

Or, a chair with a gyroscope designed so you fall no matter what.

[@jumpkinn]

Isn't the end result kind of boring....

[@anako69.]

A little ball you bring on a plane. Randomly begins counting down. Make sure it screams some slurs.

[@vikramgogoi3621]

5:19 "Ave Maria" is quite appropriate. You do look quite a bit like Paul Dano's version of the Riddler now that I think of it.

[@aaronkal7433]

He looks like Harry Potter if he failed hogwarts

[@MouseGoat]

r/RareInsults.

[@potatoman1966]

I know right

[@livootherworld5756]

Wow that's great burn!

[@TheTerribleUsername]

@@MouseGoat you don't have reddit, do you?

[@saberruntv]

more like he got kicked out for bringing human technology in hogwarts

[@user-xq3hd3cx8v]

I just imagine people walking past the door and all they hear is laughing, cursing, and the sounds of pneumatic pistons for 12 straight hours

[@LadyViscera]

Kinky

[@zirjaeger4037]

フミヅキ don’t forget screaming girls

[@prod.benjamin9540]

So they first hear a piston then some tasers and screaming girls

[@tikkanenfelix]

where to buy that piston

[@jt1940]

A bed that traps you when u lay in it for tortur I mean fun

[@darklightgamesanimations7563]

Heres a robot idea. A robot that tazes the bathroom doorknob if people don't flush the toilet and wash thier hands before leaving.