By @MrMichaelSpicer. www.patreon.com/michaelspicer
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@DavidCurryFilms3 жыл бұрын
Some men just want to watch the world unburn itself backwards.
@stewdean3 жыл бұрын
Which world? - the one of the past or future, because the future people believe the past world can burn and their world will be unaffected. I'll get my coat.
@omarcomming7223 жыл бұрын
Or rather freeze if we go by Tenet
@Playuh3 жыл бұрын
Or rather it won’t, not burn in 2 weeks or at least it won’t happen until they are told that they will burn it 3 days ago
@romankotas4483 жыл бұрын
And burn it at the same time
@rusty60833 жыл бұрын
I'm 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kel1173 жыл бұрын
In an actual Nolan movie this conversation would take place across 3 scenes all in different continents.
@J-Hue3 жыл бұрын
With loud music blaring in the background making it hard to hear what they're actually saying.
@TheGoodfella20123 жыл бұрын
And you could barely understand what any of the characters were saying because of the terrible sound mixing
@LeoStaley3 жыл бұрын
Filmed on location, for that single shot.
@fredbloggs59023 жыл бұрын
And the three scenes are shown in reverse chronological order.
@giorgoskonstantinou_animation3 жыл бұрын
I am the 1000 like yay
@saoirsedeltufo74363 жыл бұрын
It's cool that Nolan made Tenet based on this parody...
@makingthematrix3 жыл бұрын
Or he will.
@jackward67263 жыл бұрын
And then sent the movie back to us through inversion
@MCVessels3 жыл бұрын
@@jackward6726 He will have implanted the idea in himself without his knowing by slipping extra frames into the rush cut of Following, twenty three years backwards from now.
@DrazkurHW3 жыл бұрын
I think I never laughed so hard at a youtube comment before, don't think I ever will again.
@raksh93 жыл бұрын
Nolan will have made it during the aftermath of its predecessor's beginning.
@alxsend80455 ай бұрын
"Turned out they kidnapped the wrong elephant" is one of the greatest sentences ever.
@zperk133 ай бұрын
And hopefully a brand new one lol
@alxsend80453 ай бұрын
@@zperk13 I am almost sure nobody said that before :D
@zperk133 ай бұрын
@@alxsend8045 ***almost***
@bookchaser11033 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@FuckYoutubeCensorship3 ай бұрын
Back in the day a line like that would be the actual punchline that a joke is written to validate
@solitary23 жыл бұрын
“Are you familiar with [random science equation]” “Only the practicality of it”
@ethanlivemere11623 жыл бұрын
*cue side character who doesn't know so they can explain it to the audience*
@mattwood15623 жыл бұрын
@@ethanlivemere1162 “Oh, you mean the theory that we’re all moving forward in a world that revolves backward?” “Not quite! It’s the theory that we’re all actually moving backwards in a UNIVERSE that’s moving forward!”
@Gabeghouls3 жыл бұрын
“You guys ever been to Florida?” “Been there? Not physically.”
@ChestersonJack3 жыл бұрын
@@Gabeghouls great scene
@ndo104no3 жыл бұрын
And that is why I watch pbs space time. I know enough to point out who doesn't know enough. I know enough make my ignorance sound educated to those who do not know enough yet still get a handle on the basics of whatever subject sword w is talking about till they star using proper jargon and mentioning names and shit.
@peterwolfe23283 жыл бұрын
The two lines of small talk before getting to business is the most realistic part
@Blue0000FF3 жыл бұрын
. . no
@radioactivehalfrhyme3 жыл бұрын
hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm
@firstlast98462 жыл бұрын
Fr they always have the small joke or chuckle - - then cut to something serious and it’s basically Christopher Nolan screaming “That’s the only comedy you’re getting for this movie”
@georgecampbell96382 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast9846 he reportedly said that he’s too scared to make a comedy movie
@hoilst265 Жыл бұрын
I always get the feeling that was some Studio Head trying drum to the most basic bits of dialogue writing into Nolan's skull. "Look, Chris, you can't just have two characters just turn up and meet for the first time spout exposition dumps at each other. Have them make normal conversation." "'Nor-mal...con-ver-sat...ion?'" "You know, small talk." "'Small...talk?"
@PrinceShehzad3 жыл бұрын
"The plane crash didn't happen, or rather it will, but it won't yet" such a Christopher Nolan thing to say.
@magicmulder3 жыл бұрын
This has not will have been happened yet before.
@esauponce97593 жыл бұрын
.erofeb tey deneppah neeb evah lliw ton sah sihT
@iamtheruraljuror92573 жыл бұрын
I even read it in Michael Caine's voice.
@kelpin363 жыл бұрын
@@iamtheruraljuror9257looool
@noahgiamei3 жыл бұрын
Also, sounds like the plot of Lost.
@zowbaid899 ай бұрын
The start to this skit with the guy saying, “I’ve started without you, I hope you don’t mind” is the most Nolanesque piece of dialogue I’ve ever heard.
@Sierra.Foxtrot7 ай бұрын
In Tenet, that line would be "I hope you don't mind, I've finished without you" - though that might not be in a restaurant scene.
@vvrath6 ай бұрын
the words are literally taken from Tenet
@asmo_19295 ай бұрын
@@Sierra.Foxtrotif it was in Tenet, the line would be exactly the same because it is from Tenet
@niidea9273 ай бұрын
@@Sierra.FoxtrotIt could have actually been “dnim t'nod uoy epoh I ,uoy tuohtiw trats ot dediced ev'I”
@koreboredom43022 жыл бұрын
I swear he's got a talent for making people immediately forget everything as soon as the scene ends.
@eileensnow61532 жыл бұрын
It’s more like, if I speed-read the entire history book to you and then tested you on it immediately, would you pass? NO bro! I need some time to process what you just-why are people already shooting?? I forgot what he said about Petrov???
@PG-zq3jg Жыл бұрын
I watched The Dark Knight Rises again less than a week ago and can remember almost nothing of the movie
@bobross4447 Жыл бұрын
@@PG-zq3jg wym that’s one of the few Nolan movies that actually makes sense
@archieames1968 Жыл бұрын
@@bobross4447 No it doesn't. The whole lets make a bomb out of a fusion reactor is scientifically nonsensical and logically convoluted.
@josephrusso4828 Жыл бұрын
@@eileensnow6153 IKR?! In tenet the story felt rushed and the audio department was doing its best to blow out my eardrums.
@maximilianovazquez99883 жыл бұрын
"Linda... Petrov´s wife?" "No, a different Linda" Fucking killed me.
@mcapps8373 жыл бұрын
One thousand likes and no replies? Alright then.
@maximilianovazquez99883 жыл бұрын
@@mcapps837 WTF why does this have almos two thousand likes?!?
@yaboykirby77893 жыл бұрын
@@maximilianovazquez9988 cos it's funny as hell
@bastardracing59533 жыл бұрын
You thought it killed you, it didn’t. You were already dead...
@mcapps8373 жыл бұрын
@@bastardracing5953 Or rather, he isn’t.
@Qwazin3 жыл бұрын
A screenplay penned by both Christopher Nolan and Hideo Kojima would become so incomprehensible that it's incomprehensibility would fold in on itself and become comprehensible.
@johnpearce73593 жыл бұрын
That would be beautiful lol
@UteChewb3 жыл бұрын
It would be like Plot Origami.
@smaakjeks3 жыл бұрын
BWAAAAAAAA! >>>The Very Hungry Caterpillar
@pizzaface1173 жыл бұрын
@@UteChewb Origami is Collapsing
@Kaidantonio3333 жыл бұрын
and yet it will rake in all the awards just for the merit of being itself. This shows a lot about society.
@Ornamentmountain Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this…or rather I will
@Kesteen4 ай бұрын
Well, you will, but you won't be. At least, not yet, until three weeks ago in Siberia.
@Ornamentmountain4 ай бұрын
@@Kesteen 🤣🤣🤣
@beksinski2 ай бұрын
its not like your going to remember anyway.
@Ornamentmountain2 ай бұрын
@@beksinski or rather you will
@HandledToaster2Ай бұрын
It's time
@louisfairbairn57213 жыл бұрын
This is nothing like a Nolan film, I could actually hear what they were saying.
@Polygon1003 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder if my hearing got that much worse. It would help if the background music wasn't so loud in a Nolan film.
@youhavetwoyil3 жыл бұрын
This is what this would look like had Nolan directed it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIGnaphsrtV-oLs
@louisfairbairn57213 жыл бұрын
Christopher? Is that you Chris?
@calebwitts12323 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I thought music was gonna ramp up as part of the sketch
@vb84283 жыл бұрын
@@calebwitts1232 That would be even funnier. I've seen some jokes on that even on Twitter by directors
@j.c.d87683 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this 10+ times, and the worst thing is that it’s starting to make sense.
@Gnsdtc3 жыл бұрын
It’s an entire cinematic universe in my head now.
@Zelielz13 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats what happens with Nolan movies too hah
@mr_khatkar9903 жыл бұрын
I think its Linda who sent Petrov to that mission stealing sensitive information from MIA
@donthispanic34553 жыл бұрын
@@mr_khatkar990 But which Linda? How did they survive the plane crash? Who has the real elephant? Has any of this even happened yet?
@mr_khatkar9903 жыл бұрын
@@donthispanic3455 Real elephant was the friends we made along the way
@Sum_Guy3 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is loud epic music to confuse you even more
@kanedNunable3 жыл бұрын
and some hard to understand accents
@BeardslapRadio3 жыл бұрын
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
@eatonbrooks993 жыл бұрын
this audio is too understandable in retrospect
@Schmidtelpunkt3 жыл бұрын
@@CTRLALTNUKE Drowning out every word, so the audience gets unsure, whether they should listen even closer, or it is supposed to be a stylistic device to tell them that the details don't matter for the plot.
@michaelirwin72503 жыл бұрын
And about half of it should be said while they are on the way to do the task they are currently talking about, or during a chaotic action scene so that you can't follow the dialogue or the action.
@bob_obba Жыл бұрын
You forgot the slowly building crescendo of brown notes that eventually drown out the whole conversation.
@SudRao5 ай бұрын
Bwaaaaaaarm
@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_ME4 ай бұрын
Always D minor
@FinchZeKey4 ай бұрын
Courtesy of Mr. Zimmer 😌
@socratese53 ай бұрын
Plus the mumbling
@MK_ULTRA4203 ай бұрын
Followed by multiple men in suits walking down a corridor in a brisk-yet-not-hurried pace, and at least one if not all of them is armed.
@Ricardo72502 жыл бұрын
Christopher Nolan solved that exposition problem by making the dialogue in Tenet totally inaudible. Such a genius
@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
I could hear 95% of the dialogue and the bits you can't hear seemed more like they were to create a mood.
@meciocio Жыл бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 I could hear 95% of the dialogue too, only i couldn't understand what they say
@TonyMarinou82 Жыл бұрын
@@meciocio if I understand the internet correctly, I think it might have something to do with Brie Larson
@meciocio Жыл бұрын
@@TonyMarinou82 Brie Larson lives rent free in some people's heads
@zeke1220 Жыл бұрын
@@meciocio Has she been in anything good, or just MCU stuff?
@JesRocWitMe Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a creative writing exercise that you just keep handing around the classroom
@HipHopAn0n Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Nergal_Slayer Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@budbutterson9577 Жыл бұрын
I used to do those! Soooo much fun!
@greysnake2903 Жыл бұрын
You poor soul
@markhathaway9456 Жыл бұрын
There's a scene in Wonder Boys which takes place in a restaurant and the main characters see a guy and start describing him this way. Each riffs off the other and it gets wilder and wilder. Great movie. Oh, the lead is a college creative writing professor.
@SirAlaska3 жыл бұрын
Bro I felt that "Linda Purcell?" "No, a different Linda." in my bones. That moment where you think it's actually all coming together but then it just keeps going
@Endothermia3 жыл бұрын
That's a beautiful summary of the moment 😄
@darindef3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that was the moment I gave up.
@xrpedro3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@SMPMS83893 жыл бұрын
Oh for fucks sake
@jeremymunene53043 жыл бұрын
Oohhh... NOPE STILL DUMB.
@marcusangelomunoz7566 ай бұрын
"Don't try to understand it, just feel it." - Tenet
@MomoAfterDark6 ай бұрын
No comprehension, just vibes
@marcusangelomunoz7566 ай бұрын
@@MomoAfterDark Exactmy
@Crow_Calypso5 ай бұрын
Playing the Metal Gear Solid franchise be like
@a.demifemiflapo57953 ай бұрын
It felt... meh
@NSGrendel2 ай бұрын
@@a.demifemiflapo5795 Oh so much. This and Inception were just the end of a good career. We're at Ridley Scott post Bladerunner at this point.
@CharlesVeitch3 жыл бұрын
"turns out they kidnapped the wrong elephant" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ByronScottJones3 жыл бұрын
Uhm, hello. SPOILERS!
@kahea20183 жыл бұрын
🤣
@clemtoe3 жыл бұрын
*rimshot
@pawsouth28973 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a collab with Guy Ritchie
@rapidrewards24273 жыл бұрын
I read this comment before finishing the video which is like watching a Christopher Nolan movie in and of itself
@thereliablesource79383 жыл бұрын
"Thats because it doesn't exist. Well... not yet." Christopher Nolan wrote this. End of story.
@joshualane17163 жыл бұрын
Or is it perhaps only the beginning?
@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy3 жыл бұрын
Only time will tell. Or... WILL IT?
@impeeratorii3 жыл бұрын
He hasnt. Well, not yet
@n0denz3 жыл бұрын
More like "not since yet". In 1970 Robert Aldrich produced a WWII film about British commandos attempting to sabotage a Japanese radio post and send a fake message to buy more time for Allied forces. The lead role of Lt. Sam Lawson was played by American actor and ex-aviator Cliff Robertson. Lawson's commanding officer's name? John G Nolan. Yeah, that's right. The man in the glasses is a young Michael Caine.
@whosaidthat843 жыл бұрын
Nolan wrote this...or rather, he will. But it has yet to be written, only it has.
@pringlesmcpringles13422 жыл бұрын
"Turned out the kidnapped the wrong elephant" cracks me up everytime.
@dielaughing73 Жыл бұрын
You can tell he's got a lot more to say
@weareallbornmad410 Жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 The elephant they ended up kidnapping was an undercover Chinese operative by the name Who Now. 15 years ago Who Now entered the Zoo in order to contact Valerie Slip. She has died that year, or rather, she didn't. 30 years ago Valerie Slip's mother met with Lynda's mother on the neonatal ward. No, the other Lynda. The mother received vital information that day. No, the other mother. So far, the information turned out to be false...
@jamesandrews4853 Жыл бұрын
Same
@poiuyt975 Жыл бұрын
But that means the real elephant is still there for the taking. :D
@christopherbowers7236 Жыл бұрын
But the codes carved onto THIS elephants tusks were deciphered as a code to a safe in Berlin belonging to one Herman Bongo, (an alias) Bongo was under investigation for selling CIA secrets to the Yakuza, but went missing six months ago
@j.j.negrontv1111 Жыл бұрын
“Linda Purcell, the wife of Petrov?” “No, a different Linda.” “Oh, for fucks sake.”
@jsmith4985 ай бұрын
* fuck's
@shazwansith46043 жыл бұрын
This video felt like it lasted far longer than 3 minutes.
@MandleRoss3 жыл бұрын
That's because it didn't... but it will.
@georgej82543 жыл бұрын
It takes about 20 minutes of brain power to absorb it all.
@luiginastro88313 жыл бұрын
LIKE TENET?
@MandleRoss3 жыл бұрын
@@luiginastro8831 Did you? Me, not that much.
@Yash-sn9fx3 жыл бұрын
Don't try to understand it. Feel it.
@AlphaCentauri24 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this skit is that it doesn't actually sound totally gobbledygook but gets more and more frustrating as you go along. Perfectly Nolanesque. 😂
@bosstoober8782 Жыл бұрын
I have a sneaking suspicion that if you try hard enough this will make perfect sense
@abduljah9355 Жыл бұрын
Yeah my favorite part is when there's two separate characters named Linda. That would have been a perfect time to tie the convoluted plot threads together but it doesn't work since they aren't the same person.
@ansaz14 Жыл бұрын
Sensible and Absurd
@whitneyrose9293 Жыл бұрын
I love him Pejorative...
@stare4539 Жыл бұрын
yea
@dpenlow3 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is random scene jumps to them continuing this conversation while walking around a completely different location.
@oldmanlogan96163 жыл бұрын
Yes Lol
@seriouslystupidbricks3 жыл бұрын
That's a trope I have the hardest time accepting. Nolan and Bay are the worst offenders.
@dpenlow3 жыл бұрын
"I have a plan... Let's drive somewhere else in silence so I can continue telling you about it somewhere that looks cooler." Haha
@Steak8183 жыл бұрын
Matrix also did it when Morpheus is teaching Neo about everything, but it made sense in the context of the film. It was actually stylish, immersive and help the viewer to understand the fuck that was going on. Nolan failed.
@RyanTheCreator3 жыл бұрын
Don't go telling anyone about this as you cannot trust anyone; not even me. Cut to public transit bus It looks like we can infiltrate the--
@Ghost_Of_SAS6 ай бұрын
This video exemplifies why Nolan mixing his audio so you can't hear the dialogue is actually an act of kindness.
@mathoma945 ай бұрын
eyyy Psygnosis !!!!
@gregandrou3 жыл бұрын
"An elephant that has the nuclear codes carved on its tusks" That's a film by itself
@MINDoSOFT3 жыл бұрын
Been rewatching this video for that part alone !!! :)
@magicmulder3 жыл бұрын
Jungle House Down: From Tusk Till Dawn
@7PlayingWithFire73 жыл бұрын
There's a movie where there's like coke sown into an elephant for smuggling
@gargilang72923 жыл бұрын
bro they kidnapped the wrong elephant tho 🤣
@brianburnett43523 жыл бұрын
xd
@Yarsh-yl1me3 жыл бұрын
The writing of this skit, is by itself, very very very impressive
@dragons_red2 жыл бұрын
Turns out it hasn't been written yet
@physicslover49512 жыл бұрын
@@dragons_red or rather, it won't be.
@MultiChris7772 жыл бұрын
That's what you need to find out
@VenusCryFlap2 жыл бұрын
🤣✊
@n0cturnalSFX2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiChris777 But you can't yet.
@headspill2 жыл бұрын
“We don’t obsess over chips, only the weather.” Is the most Michael Caine thing I’ve ever heard.
@josephrusso4828 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@dallasdominguez9501 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jossypoo Жыл бұрын
Followed VERRRY closely by "turned out they kidnapped the wrong elephant."
@GroovingPict Жыл бұрын
they were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off that plane
@josephrusso4828 Жыл бұрын
@@jossypoo The line about the elephant was better 😂
@mdvv-2521 Жыл бұрын
After he said “we don’t obsess over chips, only the weather” . The American chuckles, the British man chuckled then I chuckled all in perfect timing. I had to pause the video after we were all finished chuckling
@crashout7405 ай бұрын
I also chuckled. Then I read this comment… and chuckled again.
@AlfaGiuliaQV2 ай бұрын
The art of chuckling. A very british phenomenon.
@ma_86Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BryceEdwardBrown3 жыл бұрын
I zoned out in the first 30 seconds. Brilliant video.
@rorybray73563 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sunilKumar-sy9pm3 жыл бұрын
He zoned out after 50 seconds
@Matt-dn5jc3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Vaennylla3 жыл бұрын
dude same
@sebaschan-uwu3 жыл бұрын
I didn't zone out but I immediately forgot whatever I heard more than 20 seconds ago
@Spermofdog3 жыл бұрын
"Show, don't tell" - Not Christopher Nolan
@AustinDallasPictures3 жыл бұрын
I know, I can't understand why people enjoy his talkies
@THEPELADOMASTER3 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that he doesn't need to have those exposition dumps. You can already understand the movies by just paying attention. It's like he dishes his own movies because he's afraid someone won't understand them
@AustinDallasPictures3 жыл бұрын
@@THEPELADOMASTER or thinks he's a genius by over explaining his concept and rules of the world.
@Spermofdog3 жыл бұрын
@@THEPELADOMASTER I don't know about his previous movies (except Batmans), but Tenet was one big exposition dump. It was literally explaining it's own rules from start to finish. I think it only made already bad movie even worse.
@THEPELADOMASTER3 жыл бұрын
@@Spermofdog I'm not saying they're great movies, I'm saying they can be understood fairly easy. And yet he feels the need to explain everything instead of just letting it run it's course. Personally I like *the concept* of Tenet. It's a time travel movie, like there have been before, but presented in a different way that makes it fresh. If only it wasn't ruined by the constant exposition dump it could be a very enjoyable movie. Especially because the whole "fighting in reverse" stuff makes for interesting action scenes.
@dominicrusho3 жыл бұрын
Don’t try and understand it FEEL IT
3 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you-
@csanadhorvath3 жыл бұрын
@ KACHOW
@jevaun-deanlinton32853 жыл бұрын
Yuuppp
@TheLastYeoganian3 жыл бұрын
This actually made me understand it
@ogs72v3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😂😂😂 big W
@thecandyman9308 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that if you get bored enough and confused enough w/ any Nolan film if you just stand up, raise your hands above your head, and say, "Christopher Nolan is a genius. Christopher Nolan is a genius. Christopher Nolan is a genius," the movie stops and the credits roll immediately.
@Sierra.Foxtrot Жыл бұрын
As a moviegoer who saw most of Nolan's films in the theater, i can confirm it may be true. Or rather, it isn't. But it will be.Though it won't yet.
@m221108 ай бұрын
@@Sierra.Foxtrotit was Not yet though
@SaintPhoenixx6 ай бұрын
That's because he went to the wrong cinema. The real one hasn't been built yet. Or it won't ever be built.
@ma_86Ай бұрын
These comments 😭😭😭
@RK-lq2ud3 жыл бұрын
"Are you aware of the Back-twisting-spacial-ribbon-gravitational-force?" "yes, but it's just a theory" "until last Friday"
@ephjaymusic3 жыл бұрын
But Friday hasn't happened yet. Or rather it will, but it'll be replaced by Monday; the following week.
@leolong29843 жыл бұрын
@@ephjaymusic Which will have been yesterday. Or rather it was, tomorrow
@vzredgaming3 жыл бұрын
@@ephjaymusic yes, that wouldn't make sense but makes sense at the same time
@broomhilder3 жыл бұрын
@@ephjaymusic I finished watching What Happened to Monday recently and your comment just became another level of hilarious
@boystelllies18333 жыл бұрын
these are the kind of SNL skits we deserve but never get.
@kiggyvalls20213 жыл бұрын
Snl is rubbish.
@youtaughtmehowtolive3 жыл бұрын
@@kiggyvalls2021 Seriously. I will never get why whenever people see an entertaining sketch on the internet, they have to chime in with "tHiS sHoUlD bE oN sNl", as if SNL is synonymous with quality.
@fisheatsyourhead3 жыл бұрын
@@youtaughtmehowtolive they mean it should be on snl which might make snl actually good
@youtaughtmehowtolive3 жыл бұрын
@@fisheatsyourhead SNL isn't a place for quality sketches. In order to make SNL "actually good", they would have to start by firing everyone who works for that show on and off camera.
@mooseandspade62513 жыл бұрын
You're both wrong. If they put this on SNL, it would violate the style - or the format - which would in turn lead it down the wrong track. SNL is good, really, or not, when you want it to be, sometimes.
@dimitreze3 жыл бұрын
Tenet looks like it was written by a bot who read all the Nolan scripts.
@bernericardcharlemagne15913 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@awesomedude2223 жыл бұрын
I’m the protagonist
@jaybingham37113 жыл бұрын
This movie can't, rightfully so, get enough hate. Being on pace to lose money says it all.
@dm20603 жыл бұрын
@@jaybingham3711 since when is Tenet losing money?
@FiikusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@jaybingham3711 "Tenet grossed $57.9 million in the United States and Canada, and $305.2 million in other territories, for a worldwide total of $363.1 million.[4][5] With a production budget of $200 million" From wikipedia. That's a lot of millions of dollars that film made.
@shugaroony9 ай бұрын
The only thing missing from this is Hans Zimmer banging you over the head continuously with his earsplitting score, to add to the trauma of trying to follow a Nolan film.
@juannaym84886 ай бұрын
Honestly I kinda... dislike Hans Zimmer scores. They are so overly huge and they don't really make me feel anything
@sheevpalps38463 ай бұрын
@juannaym8488 You have to listen to his POTC soundtrack
@1999_reborn2 ай бұрын
@@sheevpalps3846penis over tiger cum is my favourite film too
@alexanderkononov18622 ай бұрын
@@sheevpalps3846 greatest sound track ever made
@sheevpalps38462 ай бұрын
@@alexanderkononov1862 Agreed, to me Star Wars and POTC will always have the best soundtrack of any variety.
@breakfastepiphaniesband3 жыл бұрын
It’s embarrassing how far into this I would have still watched the movie.
@jyjjy73 жыл бұрын
Embarrassing that you won't admit what we all know; that there's no doubt you would watch the whole thing.
@yf37033 жыл бұрын
@@jyjjy7 He already did. Or rather, I already would have done, if it hadn't been for the fact that he was me from the future come to the past to rewatch the movie I hadn't made yet about all of this, so he-or I, rather-could eventually make the movie.
@jyjjy73 жыл бұрын
@@yf3703 That's not important anymore obviously, did you steal the right elephant and bring it back with you or not?!?
@tomcutts92003 жыл бұрын
@@jyjjy7 I'd absolutely watch the whole thing. I'm dying to know what happened to the elephant.
@FoxyFreddie3 жыл бұрын
😁😅
@FoodLiquorCool2 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally watched this like 9 times and each time I feel myself getting closer to the plot
@1lollmaolol12 жыл бұрын
Me too. But then I found there is no plot.
@ZoroElric2 жыл бұрын
another victim to nolan's trap 😔
@Konic_and_Snuckles2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the afterlife.
@firagabird2 жыл бұрын
That's how Nolan's films make such big bucks. They're all people rewatching to try to get the plot
@blakeharris582 жыл бұрын
And it’s there! It actually makes sense!
@Squidz663 жыл бұрын
Turns out, they kidnapped the wrong elephant. Brilliant!
@chosenArchitec3 жыл бұрын
LOL smh
@generalpublic37443 жыл бұрын
Well, it can happen to anyone. Who knows with Elephants, they have names, but do they answer when you call?
@kathrynillsley75573 жыл бұрын
@@generalpublic3744 they do if it’s the head of the herd that’s calling ( from far far away)
@ProgectG3 жыл бұрын
Had me cry-laughing
@davidhills22833 жыл бұрын
That ending is hillarious.
@rome81806 ай бұрын
Someone should tell Nolan that making a plot as complex as possible doesn't make it matter more.
@PurushaDesa4 ай бұрын
My biggest issue with the script from Tenet is that a lot of time is spent explaining things that don’t really matter yet entire premises fundamental to the plot are brushed over with the same attention as a throwaway gag.
@karlscher5170Ай бұрын
@@PurushaDesa That is intentional to hide how silly it is
@bernier423 жыл бұрын
“No a different Linda.” That’s the moment. Trying your damnedest to keep up with a convoluted plot, and you recognize a key detail from before, only for it to be a spurious connection. “Oh FFS” indeed.
@redandblue1013 Жыл бұрын
have a reply
@Qwerty0791 Жыл бұрын
@@redandblue1013 Have two!
@adriannn3720 Жыл бұрын
Have a third one!
@cindychoo7 Жыл бұрын
A fourth would be nice
@Qwerty0791 Жыл бұрын
And a 5th one? That would be too much. Esp if it’s a repeat offender.
@wojtekw60403 жыл бұрын
The really scary thing is that after so many years of very complicated movie plots this sketch makes a lot of sense
@jmp01a243 жыл бұрын
Edit code RED.
@dopaminey99463 жыл бұрын
😸😸😥
@ShovelChef3 жыл бұрын
Right? Same! 😄 ... Are we crazy? Should we be concerned?
@edwardgyan97493 жыл бұрын
Right?!?!
@jmp01a243 жыл бұрын
@@edwardgyan9749 Do you take directions well, or do you make them?
@firstlast98463 жыл бұрын
*In a Nolan Movie* this conversation would’ve been had as they’re walking up to a Plane - - then continue with them on the plane - and 15 hours later they’re getting off the plane having the same conversation - while inspirational music plays in the background.. *All inside 45 seconds*
@kindofabigdeal72843 жыл бұрын
Lol facts
@RayGunnerGaming3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying lol
@DanielHernandez-td2yh3 жыл бұрын
Also the sound of the plane engines would drown out the dialogue. Both in and out of the plane.
@Meeminator3 жыл бұрын
@@DanielHernandez-td2yh and both characters are raising their voices which only makes it more difficult to read their lips and understand the conversation cues
@kurtrayner31773 жыл бұрын
And while all this is happening, it's also not happening... yet.
@NoriMori1992 Жыл бұрын
This is so on-point, it doesn't even feel like a parody 💀
@chineseobama60433 жыл бұрын
All we need is the blaring music making everything they say inaudible and it'd be spot on
@sakumaFR3 жыл бұрын
This made me think that everyone could hear the dialogue fine but my hearing was going bad.
@paradise_valley3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the entire middle segment being filmed on location in anywhere but the restaurant.
@akshansapru57603 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@carlllight39312 жыл бұрын
And then the the voices being purposefully muted so you can make your own mind up as to what's being said. It's like the ending of lost in translation but for almost 3 hours.
@Hostilehippie132 жыл бұрын
Bwaaaaaaaaaa goes the French horn completely obscuring the expository dialogue
@nelarystargaryenthefirst3 жыл бұрын
"He's dead but he won't be." This is EXTREMELY Christopher Nolan oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@toastrecon2 жыл бұрын
And even if he is, there’s no way of knowing that they were or might have been…
@AshleyJWoods3 жыл бұрын
This could be titled “Every time Michael Caine gives exposition in a Nolan film.” 😂
@mahbubulhaque7353 жыл бұрын
I think he only gave exposition in two films Tenet and Interstellar. In Interstellar he was a scientist. So that's what you can expect from him.
@emilevangheem61653 жыл бұрын
@@mahbubulhaque735 he did exposition in the prestige just more subtle
@novaluxproductions12323 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@umarabdaziz7603 жыл бұрын
@@mahbubulhaque735 also in the dark knight trilogy. Alfred's function in all batman movie is to explain things to bruce so that we can understand what's happening.
@mahbubulhaque7353 жыл бұрын
@@umarabdaziz760 Then, I should say you haven't seen Dark Knight Trilogy properly. If you really focus on Batman/Bruce's character Alfred's main goal is to protect or help Bruce. That's also he does in Comic too. But, I should say his character is more subtle and humanizing than any other comic or films. I don't know if you have seen any other Batman animated movies or shows. Alfred did exposition a lot than he did in Dark Knight Trilogy. By saying Alfred only did exposition to explain the plot you are underestimating the character of Alfred in Dark Knight Trilogy. I recommend you to watch the trilogy again. You can understand what I'm trying to say.
@lakshaykochhar67994 ай бұрын
I love how the story isn't even incomprehensible, it's just convoluted, poorly-explained, has a lot of pieces involved and hard to keep track of.
@planetofthegapesАй бұрын
... like Tenet!
@petermaltzoff16843 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, his Michael Caine impression is spot on. He was even able to give himself a lazy eye. Impressive acting.
@mariahcarey94703 жыл бұрын
Was that supposed to be Michael Caine?
@kekagiso3 жыл бұрын
@@mariahcarey9470 🙄
@esauponce97593 жыл бұрын
@@mariahcarey9470 “My Cocaine”, as Nolan would call him.
@mariahcarey94703 жыл бұрын
@@esauponce9759 why does Nolan call him that?
@esauponce97593 жыл бұрын
@@mariahcarey9470 Because Nolan’s addicted to Michael Caine. He calls him every time he wants to make a new movie.
@AxeKick803 жыл бұрын
“We believe that it has. In Siberia, three weeks ago.” I don’t why but that line in particular felt EXACTLY like a Nolanish thing to say.
@will93573 жыл бұрын
It's based on an actual line from TENET. (As are many other parts of the conversation in this parody.)
@strebicux61743 жыл бұрын
Because it's pretty much a parody of something that's said in tenet
@Hhhh22222-w3 жыл бұрын
Always something to do with Soviet territory
@NavidIsANoob3 жыл бұрын
@@will9357 lmao seriously? Need to watch this movie now, even if it is a trainwreck.
@sapaulgoogdmen95423 жыл бұрын
They way I quickly zoned out but kept watching only picking up the names of countries and random verbs is pretty much the Nolan movie experience
@ltb13452 жыл бұрын
I was trying to follow along the whole time lol.
@webstime12 жыл бұрын
Haha
@countlitmogaphil3922 жыл бұрын
Bruh, Tenet was over the top but otherwise, his movies are simply in their own league of masterpiece
@Vampiratelycan2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I zoned out at Petrov
@thisismyopinion2 жыл бұрын
me too , zoned out somewere arounda third of the way in and back about 20 seconds after so lost what the heck they were talking about Lol
@sandequation2653 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty much the plot of every Call of Duty game from the last 10 years
@garethlloyd4716 Жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who struggles to follow cod story line
@juannaym84886 ай бұрын
it's like they write down plot points and character names on pieces of paper, put the pieces in a hat, have the writers pick the pieces blind and put them together to make a CoD storyline
@cattysplat5 ай бұрын
The missiles Soap!
@francescaa83313 жыл бұрын
"Turns out, they kidnapped the wrong elephant."
@TucoBenedicto2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this a dozen times already and every time at that line I lose it imagining all the work that went into orchestrating a whole "elephant kidnapping", only to get the wrong one.
@spinlok39432 жыл бұрын
And the wrong elephant just happened to be Snuffaufagus in disguise who was working under cover to expose an illegal ivory trade ring.
@entropybentwhistle2 жыл бұрын
That always happens.
@Amaranthos22 жыл бұрын
I can just barely get by with only a grin up until this line. But this line. It breaks me completely.
@ushnishbhattacharyya66722 жыл бұрын
Roll credits
@JB-bq2qj3 жыл бұрын
Somehow you nailed that balance of "this sounds like nonsense but also the most fascinating conspiracy in history"
@crispyein86013 жыл бұрын
THIS.
@JanZamani3 жыл бұрын
You laugh, but right now, Nolan is watching this and taking notes!
@renderina10433 жыл бұрын
Why would he to be honest, he probably already thought of these scenarios years ago knowing the man
@TheCoppoy3 жыл бұрын
@@renderina1043 he didn't, or rather he isn't, but he will. A few days ago
@fridakahlo42253 жыл бұрын
Oh God please no 😂😂😂
@Barbaroossa3 жыл бұрын
@@renderina1043 Yes, but he forgot about them, or rather, he will forget about them. Probably.
@harineemosur65303 жыл бұрын
Oh god no, Tenet pushed one to the edge one more like this it would be free fall
@ar333b10 ай бұрын
Okay so it's my 8th time watching this over the course of the weeks and I'm actually starting to get it. The only problem is, putting that much effort trying to understand this has made me invested. Please make a sequel
@soccerdude127933 жыл бұрын
“Yeahhh I still don’t underst-“ “Have you ever heard of Cecil’s theorem of quantum mechanics…” I DIED 😂
@wingso82213 жыл бұрын
And the two sentences that came after were even better and more Nolan lol
@callahaine1002 жыл бұрын
And the way he casually answers "Of course" killed me
@ellu9992 жыл бұрын
Or rather, you didn't😆
@soccerdude127932 жыл бұрын
@@ellu999 at least, not yet
@cobra88883 жыл бұрын
Christopher Nolan’s movie are basically two or more people discussing the elephant in the room...
@waltonsimons123 жыл бұрын
Not always the RIGHT elephant, though.
@tigerdragonmartialarts40323 жыл бұрын
And sometimes theres a confusing fight scene where you end up fighting the elephant that seems to be moving backwards in time while youre fighting forwards in time, then later in the movie you end up having to go back in time to fight your forwards moving self while youre also moving back in time simultaneously, thus recreating the exact fight scene with the elephant, oh and the audience still doesn’t understand how this physically works.
@myczxr3 жыл бұрын
that pesky elephant
@rorywhelan_3 жыл бұрын
Don’t think about elephants, what are you thinking about?
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
And NO ONE is discussing who’s going to clean up all the elephant shit in the room.
@angelikaskoroszyn84953 жыл бұрын
I love how he managed to involve almost all cliche villain nationalities. There's a Russian, a German and a Vietnamese... He only forgot about some random Middle Easter guy
@cipreste3 жыл бұрын
MIDDLE EASTER
@WakenerOne3 жыл бұрын
No. He didn't forget him; that's who the Russian was passing the sensitive information to. Or rather, we would learn he was if the elephant's tusk were decrypted by the Agent . . .
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
Glad that trend of French villains has come and gone quickly.
@cornettomsc3 жыл бұрын
And how everything takes place in the "exotic" location of Austria xD
@cool_sword3 жыл бұрын
@@cipreste the secret holiday between Easter and Good Friday that papists refuse to tell us about
@opinionofmine32387 ай бұрын
I like how it escalates into nonsense rather than just being 3 minutes of it.
@PaytonsOwnProductions3 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is a booming Hans Zimmer score to both establish the importance of the conversation and give the audience something to zone out to
@o00nemesis00o2 жыл бұрын
And prevent us from hearing half the conversation
@MrDhruvSrivastava2 жыл бұрын
Except that for Tenet, Hans passed as he was working for Dune and recommended Ludwig Goransson instead
@aravindvarma97193 жыл бұрын
They can't hate the movie if they don't understand it. - Christopher Nolan
@Creshex8 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tracyh5751 Жыл бұрын
or hear it
@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@VictorRiley Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't this have more likes? 😂
@Chadius_Thundercock Жыл бұрын
And then people praise it for the “complex story” lmfao god bless movie critics for the dumbass shit they say
@trtx84 Жыл бұрын
"Linda... Linda Purcell. The wife!" He was so sure he had finally caught on.
@Kesteen4 ай бұрын
He's just like everybody watching a Nolan movie fr
@ForiamStudios3 ай бұрын
The “different Linda” got me
@realscottsummers9 ай бұрын
"No a different Linda" That bit got me! Well done
@shugarburke19873 жыл бұрын
The dialog always sounds legit if it's done with a British accent 😂🇬🇧 Even if it's gibberish☕😂
@ShehrozeAmeen3 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING! THIS!!
@Ryan-jz5kr3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, idk why
@WonkelDee3 жыл бұрын
The elaborate series of events actually connects😂
@Nonpartisanmusic3 жыл бұрын
That's if you're American but if you're Brit it just sounds like dark comedy even if the story were real LoL! American accent is best for Sci-Fi movie imo
@glazierblue5733 жыл бұрын
Oh know! Your onto us! 🇺🇸 🤣🇬🇧
@RichWoods233 жыл бұрын
Last year I decided that in four weeks' time I will rate this parody as good.
@stavrosgeorgios55773 жыл бұрын
You're not rating the parody, you're catching it.
@MammaApa3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I couldn't read that. The music was too loud.
@ferretfriend54583 жыл бұрын
But did you? What about Lipzit! did he agree..
@zeroflight68673 жыл бұрын
Already done.
@stuartashton32663 жыл бұрын
Ha ha brilliant
@ahobbit12733 жыл бұрын
“No, a different Linda.” This is brilliant.
@tony2k793 жыл бұрын
That was the climax for me. Had to pause on that one 😆
@mercurywoodrose3 жыл бұрын
turns out the Iliad was not written by Homer. it was written by a DIFFERENT poet named Homer.
@silentype30083 жыл бұрын
@@mercurywoodrose Homer Simpson? No. Or rather, yes. Just not the cartoon character. At least not the cartoon character from this universe, but another universe different from ours. A cartoon universe, entirely animated, and in that universe Homer Simpson is a real man. When he stepped through the rift in the space time continuum he entered into Greece during the time of antiquity, authoring the epic poetry which we now know of as “Iliad.” Didn’t he also author the Odyssey? No. That’s what we need you for.
@ed3673 жыл бұрын
Who was the same Linda all along. With a fake name
@Pokemanmon Жыл бұрын
The explanation: (Watch the video THOROUGHLY before reading this) In the future, a man named Lawrence finds a wormhole leading him back in time, 23 years before the movie took place. By now, the Vietnamese cartel was too powerful, and to help stop them, he implanted information relating to the future in a chip, more about this later. Ten years ago, Petrov and Benjamin met to steal an Elephant with the nuclear codes on it, they kidnapped the wrong Elephant, so they just try to steal the nuclear bomb from Russia, this fails (kinda, you’ll see why later), and Petrov and Benjamin both flee, leaving doppelgangers in their place. But you see, in an alternate reality, they did steal the bomb, and detonated it in Siberia in the present day, more about that later. Petrov and Benjamin both secure high-up government roles, Petrov becoming an agent for the British and Benjamin becoming a CIA agent in Vietnam. Petrov fainted giving valuable info to Mi5, the British homeland security as a rat, and in reality was selling this information to Benjamin, who used this to avoid suspicion while building a drug cartel in Vietnam. After some time, Linda (Petrov’s wife) and Petrov meet again, presumably to settle down and live in criminal retirement in Oslo, but then, a Russian nuclear bomb, the one they tried to steal all those years ago, was detonated in Siberia, despite the bomb still being in Russian hands. As it turns out, the Cecil theorem of Quantum mechanics created two alternate realities, one where they succeeded, and one where they didn’t, and at this point, they blew up a portion of Siberia, but this explosion was a test, you see, working with the scientist Darian, Darian, and Benjamin figured out that the quantum mechanic's theory was real, and they abused it, figuring out that even if they failed in a mission to secure power, their other selves would pick up the slack, so Darian from the future and a different timeline called Petrov and asked him to start a company, and in that alternate reality, the one where Darian and Benjamin didn’t die, they succeeded in making the company, but since they wanted Petrov out of the picture in Timeline 1, they sent the missile to the plane Petrov was on, as he purchased tickets after hearing the same bomb they tried to steal blew up. To be clear, in Timeline 1, Benjamin and Darian are both dead, but alternate versions of themselves are succeeding anyway, and that’s leaking into Timeline 1, with this power, they could easily take over the world, Benjamin is already preparing for it by testing his nuclear theory and killing/capturing agent Linda who was trying to expose his cartel and using other versions of himself to do all of his plans. Lawrence knew how dangerous this was, and he warned the future about this terrible event. In the movie, the American man finds his grandfathers clock, which was actually a portal to the alternate realities, he fights every version of Benjamin and Durian, but you see, they prepared for this by both becoming the Americans father, but sacrificing himself, he killed them anyway, and only this British chap will ever remember agent dingle, the man who single handedly sacrificed himself and saved the world.
@Psalmist66932 ай бұрын
Thank you 😢
@thomaschristopherwhite90433 жыл бұрын
I love how Tenet starts off followable and then the movie itself just goes "Don't think about it too much" and just goes nuts.
@Superbl0bby3 жыл бұрын
I thought I understood it then I watched an analysis of tenet and got even more confused
@DarkJak3 жыл бұрын
Tenet’s first scene was confusing. An undercover agent in a russian infiltration of an international terrorist plot as a distraction for a kidnapping as a cover for securing an asset that is cleverly split by scientists from the future, which is only foiled by another double agent who gives up the protagonist who is only alive because of a mysterious back motion friend he later meets in a mission provided to him by the secret clan the stranger was working for who actually got recruited by him thru a mission he has yet to embark on involving those relics from the symphony hall.
@TacoMan993 жыл бұрын
@@DarkJak I havnt seen the movie, if this is describing tenent I'm freaking scared to see it lmao. I analyze inception and interstellar, love the dark knights and his style. But damn that plot string in a 1 paragraph summary is fucking bizzare.
@zarrowthehorse3 жыл бұрын
I found it unique despite that. Nolan is clever but he's gotten a little too clever
@davidk93823 жыл бұрын
@@DarkJak Harmony Hall
@ehsteaf12173 жыл бұрын
“that’s what we want you to find out” is such a brilliant sentence. It makes the plot thicken. Even after all that’s been said it makes the audience feel some sort of comfort that the guy giving all this information still doesn’t know something, making the audience also feel like the plot will come together later on in the movie.
@snapsbyfaust3 жыл бұрын
Of course, but only in theory. It's never been proven.
@esauponce97593 жыл бұрын
@@snapsbyfaust We believe that it has, in Siberia, three weeks ago.
@Soridan3 жыл бұрын
@@esauponce9759 or rather, it will be.
@sajeedahsan61093 жыл бұрын
@@Soridan or it wont be
@maynardburger3 жыл бұрын
@@sajeedahsan6109 We believe that it has, but only in St Petersburg, four weeks in the future in the Roschnokov timeline.
@horacesinclair1861 Жыл бұрын
I saw this before I watched Tenet. When it came to the lunch scene with Michael Caine I genuinely got lost and had to rewind....this sketch is so accurate
@carlosandleon Жыл бұрын
You're not supposed to listen to dialogue in Tenet.
@anselmweber6749 Жыл бұрын
I rewatched it again and I hit rewind for about an hour
@daidarabotchi3891 Жыл бұрын
@@anselmweber6749 Appropriate, given the subject matter!
@joachimb5721 Жыл бұрын
The video title says "a Christopher Nolan film" but it actually means "Tenet". What a frustrating movie. It's this kind of dialogue over two hours and every second sentence they are on a new continent, chasing a car backwards and dodging bullets Matrix-style.
@foljs5858 Жыл бұрын
@@joachimb5721 Well, it's not like Inception is much better
@MogiMogiMonster Жыл бұрын
When I watched Oppenheimer, this video pops in my mind, and that is how Nolan characters speaks... I can't even.
@royxeph_arcanex2 жыл бұрын
"never heard of them" "That's because they don't exist. At least not yet" This one killed me
@Matt-km1ek Жыл бұрын
That line is peak Nolan. Everything else here is great, but this video could be 3 seconds long, just that line, and it would 100% accurately encapsulate a Nolan script
@hughzehzelleise7166 Жыл бұрын
At least, not yet.
@JustAnotherCommenter Жыл бұрын
It killed you, but you won't be. That's because you will be alive.
@cuberious1419 Жыл бұрын
1:01
@fastertrackcreative Жыл бұрын
Time fluctuations are pretty confusing
@phredbookley1833 жыл бұрын
“Are you familiar with [random science equation]” “Of course. But it's never been proven.”
@TheCoppoy3 жыл бұрын
Of course lol
@paulhorneschillings12123 жыл бұрын
"Until 9 hours ago."
@jakewhiston64613 жыл бұрын
"Or it will be proven in 9 hours"
@DynestiGTI3 жыл бұрын
Never brings it up again in the conversation
@TheCoppoy3 жыл бұрын
@@DynestiGTI what happened is happened. Or rather, it will happen.
@Jabber-ig3iw3 жыл бұрын
This needed some Hans zimmer falling asleep on his organ to be authentic.
@Sierra.Foxtrot3 жыл бұрын
That is so inappropriate...
@CallofPlastic3 жыл бұрын
I see someone mentioned Hans Zimmer before me. "Falling asleep on his organ" lol!
@savvyladylondon58413 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@Sierra.Foxtrot3 жыл бұрын
@Fremen That was humor mate.
@bherbo39433 жыл бұрын
I can never listen to a Hans Zimmer score the same way 😂
@elqord.11185 ай бұрын
3 years later I still keep coming back to this absolute gem
@Badchi Жыл бұрын
I've watched this sketch a thousand times. Or rather I will but I won't yet.
@finleyrosebud579111 ай бұрын
I am now reaching through the ripples of the space time continuum to bring you to this video for the first of those thousand times. But Badchi I must be clear, the stakes could not be any higher. You must watch this video the full thousand times or the ripple that is keeping me alive will close and I (a totally irrelevant character for whom you have built up absolutely no emotional attachment) shall be vaporised.
@finleyrosebud579111 ай бұрын
DUN dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.....
@L3X1N8 ай бұрын
@@finleyrosebud5791
@austincde7 ай бұрын
Or so you thought
@MattWileyArt3 жыл бұрын
This is almost a Monty Python skit and I love it.
@lordbezzington84353 жыл бұрын
I got some Holly from Red Dwarf vibes in there too!
@Steak8183 жыл бұрын
@@lordbezzington8435 Dave is more intelligible than any character in Tenet. That's something.
@crystallxix14933 жыл бұрын
The "witty" joke in the beginning is too real
@Max-ti1bw3 жыл бұрын
Fax bruh
@neonWHALE0027 ай бұрын
You got the Michael Caine vibe across well enough to someone who saw this before the movie.
@risomor3 жыл бұрын
0:43 that look on his face when he begins to understand that he's not gonna understand.
@TheCoppoy3 жыл бұрын
People in a movie theatre
@aplus10803 жыл бұрын
That's such a perfect narration for that moment. And guy above me is right: would be awesome to get a crowd react where everyone in the audience makes the same face
@skullsaintdead3 жыл бұрын
Only to have that hope brutally crushed not a moment later... Oh, cruel world!
@Red-zh7vq2 жыл бұрын
I’d kill to watch Nolan react to this
@m.a.ramazani82532 жыл бұрын
We believe he has or rather he won't.
@MagisterialVoyager2 жыл бұрын
@@m.a.ramazani8253 💀
@Kaithe7 Жыл бұрын
@@m.a.ramazani8253 at least, not yet
@m.a.ramazani8253 Жыл бұрын
@@Kaithe7 Even if he does it wouldn't happen in the past yet
@TucoBenedicto Жыл бұрын
@@Kaithe7 "He already did, or rather he will, but not for the next ten years yet. In a Vietnamese village in the '50s."
@jarbackk4473 жыл бұрын
"We believe that the man is dead, dying and will die"
@igbotimehopper64yearsago463 жыл бұрын
Good God 🤣
@jarbackk4473 жыл бұрын
@@igbotimehopper64yearsago46 your name really tricked me there
@igbotimehopper64yearsago463 жыл бұрын
@@jarbackk447 that's because I commented from 2 when's. I haven't even put that comment down yet.
@volcano83 Жыл бұрын
I just came back from Oppenheimer and this video still holds up.
@ProbablyNotARobot Жыл бұрын
“The plane crash didn’t happen, rather it will but it won’t yet.” I lost it so hard at that line 😂
@RahulKumar-rg7ce10 ай бұрын
Or even it did happen there is no evidence that people onboard died or are yet to die..
@paulmurgatroyd63727 ай бұрын
If they made more Police Squad shows, this conversation would definitely happen between Frank Drebin and Ed Hocken.
@lazw20843 жыл бұрын
I want this as a full length parody staring Richard Ayoade.
@smaakjeks3 жыл бұрын
-The space-time continuum is collapsing. This, this is not on. I shall have to make good my egress towards the exit. -Where are you going, Rich?? The black wormhole is our only way forward!! Remember the Pelican Protocols! -[pushes glasses up nose] Be that as it may, it's been a hectic miasma of a ruddy weekend, and I'm ending it.
@mbbgraphics15873 жыл бұрын
And just him in all the roles
@patrickchoque77203 жыл бұрын
@@smaakjeks HAAAAAA
@legohead27313 жыл бұрын
And all the parts with the backwards fighting Are just really poorly done green screen
@SportyMabamba3 жыл бұрын
CROWDFUND THIS MOVIE 👏🏻
@kaufmanat13 жыл бұрын
"turned out they kidnapped the wrong elephant" I lost it at that line
@toagonel7045 Жыл бұрын
Such a brilliantly written and acted sketch. Every time it pops back up in my feed I just have to rewatch it.
@Creshex83 жыл бұрын
“Turned out they kidnapped the wrong elephant!” Genius and perfect ending line for this skit! 👏👏👏👏👏
@TVperson12 жыл бұрын
Very Michael Caine
@byjordanluke26873 жыл бұрын
"Benjamin Slippers? Oh, come on." "He is." "He is what?" "He is in slippers. Benjam is in slippers."
@djlondon79563 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy J but not yet
@pratibhakandarkar58833 жыл бұрын
@@djlondon7956 Or will he?
@esauponce97593 жыл бұрын
He was, but not yet.
@jarbackk4473 жыл бұрын
are you familiar with the "Space-time intercepting slippers of Petrikov"?
@pulluptheroots3 жыл бұрын
Tenet has been nominated for two Academy Awards: Most Confusing Picture and erutciP gnisufnoC tsoM
@littlehollow3 жыл бұрын
Tbh cringe
@GouchuInc3 жыл бұрын
How'd you do that?!
@jamiedetwiler72613 жыл бұрын
take my reddit award. Oh wait, I'm not on reddit, at least not yet.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes453 жыл бұрын
It gets the FaaF award, sponsored by Motorboatorola and HoH SiS.
@St_Rizla3 жыл бұрын
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 I give it the JoJ award
@jomolisious Жыл бұрын
Kept thinking about this for the last hour of Oppenheimer
@JAMES_ARROW3 жыл бұрын
One doesn’t simply understand a Nolan film upon first watch, you just enjoy the cinematography and well tailored suits.
@monmothma33583 жыл бұрын
Plus 50% enjoy the music, the other 50% hate it
@Chryslerdealership3 жыл бұрын
You’re so right 😂😩
@dizzypear3 жыл бұрын
The Prestige was pretty easy to follow though
@thephilosopher71733 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of accent that could be used to say dumb things and still make you feel smart from listening.
@IrishCarney3 жыл бұрын
No, too lower-class.
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
@@IrishCarney Not to Americans, like me. This accent is above the “Tawdry Threshold.”
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
You just described Michael Caine's business model.
@k.a.m_dh99593 жыл бұрын
@@IrishCarney shut up potato picker
@IrishCarney3 жыл бұрын
@@k.a.m_dh9959 Compelling case you make there, tightly argued.
@MrTlong20103 жыл бұрын
You can't just put clips of Tenet on your channel.
@thefremddingeguy60583 жыл бұрын
Haha this is actually almost equivalent to the scene in Tenet with Michael Caine: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4amXqiQnax7qqc
@sb_dunk3 жыл бұрын
He didn't, or rather he did, just not yet.
@nd-315703 жыл бұрын
@@thefremddingeguy6058 Yes everyone knows
@alexanderg12973 жыл бұрын
He can’t keep getting away with this!!
@TheWPhilosopher2 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderg1297 don't worry he won't, or rather he will because he'll be able to go back in time and not post this so he can get away with it and post it anyway, six weeks ago in Southampton. Thus proving Cecil's theory right, or rather wrong and he married the real author of the theorem Jane who died of cancer saving a girl called Love born out of Anne Hathaway's tears several years ago but turns out that will happen tomorrow. Anyway we want you to head to the V&A museum. Why? There's an exhibition on of clothing. We reckon someone is going to try to infiltrate that exhibition and implant a chip from the future that will then be bequeathed to Jane in the past by her grandmother who is yet to be born. Find the person implanting it not the chip. We know who made it as our agents went forward in time yesterday and traced it back to a yet to be created company called ftr tech who was owned by Cecil's brother in law Cyril You might ask if we know who made the chip how come we don't know the identity of the man implanting it. We do. Or rather we will in two days time in the future twenty years from now but that's not important. We want to know who he meets after. We suspect he is going to meet a woman called Jayne. No not the same Jayne this one has a why. We want to know why and why she's involved. We have reason to believe she might be having a relationship with our protagonist and leaking secrets. This upsets a Scotsman called Jamie and we suspect it's his son who becomes so angry he turns himself into the Device. You know The Device. First invented by Chekhov. But this time it's not a gun but a thermonuclear bomb within his stomach undetectable by airport scanners. Catch him and you'll save the entirety of KZbin.
@MrGilRoland Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this at least 30 times, and I can’t stop. KZbin keeps suggesting this video to me, the algorithm basically has me hooked and I just can’t stop watching. This is so perfect to say I love it is a big understatement. I think if I watch it enough I’ll start understanding the plot, at that point I will transcend to a superior state and be ready to watch Tenet again with different eyes.