Micky Jokes About Women | Micky Flanagan On Alan Carr: Chatty Man

[@Fiveminded]

Micky: Shoplifting, Pay people off... Micky's PR Team: *faints* 😅

[@paulg687]

@2:17 Do you think he’ll come back? Seriously underrated line. Incredibly quick. I’m not sure the audience could even appreciate it in time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingcatlxix4573]

You can tell these 2 genuinely get on and could see them being good mates outside of the showbiz life

[@funkyjunkyjai]

Micky is too funny ! Absolute legend 🤣

[@KingoRichie1990]

"... I hear you, brother. I hear you." 😂

[@liannemorgan5797]

If ur ever depressed just put either one of these guys stand up on and be Howling till I cry 🤣🥰

[@marthacochrane484]

'all women like a new top'.......love Mickey!

[@genokemp2433]

''aww look what's he's wrote in there ''🤣

[@veganvocalist4782]

Love these two together 🤣😂

[@andrewwarmington]

"I went on a Jack the Ripper tour and ended up in Laura Ashley"

[@absbello6608]

Micky is the guy!! I love him....Real Hackney general 😆💙

[@johnbird7357]

Bethnal Green.

[@absbello6608]

@@johnbird7357 yhh I know but hey it was all one in a way once upon a time.

[@chalkiememe4183]

Micky is like a breath of fresh air.

[@timothywilliams7499]

You gotta love him he is fantastic Micky

[@tinacolmer3403]

Omg I didn't realise, micky Flanagan has the cutest little smile and giggle.

[@rw6391]

He's gorgeous,and funny 😍

[@tinacolmer3403]

He certainly is. I love that cockney accent.

[@johnbird7357]

@@tinacolmer3403 i'm a genuine cockney living in Lincolnshire now. Nobody undertstands me when I speak. ...lol

[@tinacolmer3403]

I've watched a lot of British gangster and football hooligan films. So understand the lingo quite easy. Lol. I love the cockney accent and the Irish accent.

[@mickfoskett6629]

@@tinacolmer3403 ..I'm a cockney..years ago I lived in America for a few months..the yanks loved my accent just asking me to keep talking as they loved hearing my London cockney voice..of course I obliged!🙂

[@shaunaghroberts3226]

Mickey is a Natural 👌😂😂

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

You can buy justice. Never a truer word spoken.

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

@Crom very true!

[@sheilabryson5803]

Never a truer word spoken.

[@peterbett3076]

Like Harvey Weinstien did? Or Howard Marks? Or the French monarchy? All rich, all faced redemption

[@michaelrawson6261]

@@itsacarolbthing5221:... 'ows about "if you're dishonest, don't be skint... If you're skint, don't be bloody dishonest...!!!"

[@oohtob6685]

I tried to buy justice. Got banged up for a 10 stretch after offering the judge a fiver.

[@barbarahodgkinson2765]

Micky Flannigan I love you brain. Thankyou for being so honest

[@n.m.2174]

Love Mickey and Alan! Greetings from 🇺🇸.

[@scottyh8494]

Mucky is great. A very funny man/comedian.

[@milly7205]

Spot on !

[@ASHMAN20082008]

😂😂😂😂😂 love the card story 😂😂😂

[@ipanzerschrecku4732]

Not just a stunner but also an excellent card writer...btw you should make a t-shirts with that beach photo.

[@Meal-deal555]

Brilliant! I so did the card shop thing!

[@PRO-LIBERATE]

Best comedian who ever touched a mic 😎🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

[@SamOfChristendom]

Micky is genuinely and top bloke

[@debraolivier2147]

Love! LOVE! Love!

[@hanselmansell7555]

'Lifetime project' 🤣

[@jamesharryward5595]

Right on Micky ........

[@distitron]

A+ for Polish Tyskie beer can out there haha

[@neilmeldrum5853]

A cheeky reference to prince Andrew there ladies and gentlemen

[@LeeAnneGuerin]

I'm keeping the revolution alive Mickey 🤫 We call it Five finger discount 🖐😂

[@sandrashea1732]

Brilliant brilliant brilliant

[@margaretcarter2429]

I just love ya Mickey

[@debbiclairejackson2407]

My daughter's CID....no more pocketing pork pies 😉🤣🤣🤣❤

[@shahinmiah9379]

Legend 💯

[@daffyddduck2419]

Cockney Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pd2772]

Bang on

[@vickismith3176]

Micky Flanagan should be used for mental health. Proper genuine humour is really hard to find. His cockney walk and accent just tops it off for me. Micky Flanagan and Jack Black is my go to when my dark mind plays games

[@shahinmiah9379]

Legend 👌👌👌

[@paulalaye6428]

Well I have to say adore Micky I'm from sarf london where there used to be pie and mash shops, gotta put chili vinegar on too!!!

[@MrEddHard]

Sorry luv. We don't go south of the water this time of night.

[@DarrenHarrison7160]

I'm an Eltham boy that's become an honorary Essex boy and chilli vinegar is the only vinegar 😋

[@oscartravis5740]

I was so sad to see the end of Goddards pie & mash shop in Greenwich, I loved that place

[@paulalaye6428]

@@oscartravis5740 Good morning oscar part of our living history the pie n mash shop, my mummy was one of twelve kids in a tenement block in rotherhithe and her dad was a steviedor on the docks there. We have a shop here in sussex but it isn't the same at all, enjoy your day and keep safe Paula

[@oscartravis5740]

@@paulalaye6428 Blimey 12 kids, them were the days! You too Paula, stay safe :-)

[@txsphere]

At this point he has talked about a tickle here and there, if he got caught his fans would just go,, "da my boy!"

[@Zaky-Tocapelotas]

Im worried about the pearly children =)

[@seanworkman431]

If a man complains to me about not understanding women, I reply why would you want to? That would take all the fun out of it, if you knew you would run away. Men who do figure it out are too smart for their own good and end up working at research stations in very cold climates.

[@Evie3331]

Lol 🤣

[@d-u-m-balien3694]

Micky is a boss

[@lifeslessons9889]

Two cockney classics .. excellent

[@UKKC80s]

Alan carrs from Northampton.. Not a cockney.. Just far enough down to be classed as southern but not classed as london, he's in middle of being in the Midlands and being in London (if that makes sense). Northampton is a weird little place. It's more of stop gap between south, London and the East midlands. Barren land.

[@levimcglinchey5843]

5:00 please tell me people don't actually do this

[@him050]

Levi McGlinchey you must not have any friends on Facebook with babies at Mothers’ Day? As someone in their mid twenties, Mothers’ day is torture on social media 😴

[@RIXRADvidz]

sorry mate, it Actually Happens. just another reason to be a Non-Breeder.

[@levimcglinchey5843]

I'm thirty two with nee kids and nee social media. It's a winner like, would recommend

[@levimcglinchey5843]

Well, I could do with being ten years younger

[@levimcglinchey5843]

Eee don'tchu be lettin' the wife ear ya sayin' all that malarkey or youw'll be in th'dog aas ma san.

[@carmelitabeaverhausen1322]

BETHnal Green, distributed fish, worked as a carpenter, midthirties began attracting thousands of people who came just to hear him speak. (Little known fact...Jesus was lefthanded.)

[@gbwildlifeuk8269]

Shoplifting? I call it discount.

[@mskatefish]

😂

[@donnablackman3954]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@kenoath6846]

😂😂so fucking good😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@blairbuckley4206]

Propa from the hoo!!!😂😅🤣😂

[@ritchardperry7824]

Micky is a funny man..but we all know the best comedians come from the north😎

[@ThaiTastic]

I was the 600th person to Like. Nobody can take that away from me, unless you unlike 😂😂

[@leostarr9789]

Hang on. He's left handed?!

[@andytraill]

The truth.

[@shohamsen8986]

I dunno what DVD Alan Carr has been watching but if the guy producing the comedy DVDs decide to put in a shot of an audience member Yawning, then it definitely shouldnt sell. I think this is Alan Carr doing a bad save.

[@trooperthatsall5250]

hay Mickey, being that you are now "Gentry" can I have a job? may be your man servant? hold your wallet? fetch your Vodka from the offey? or empty he loose change from your pockets of a night? I'm from East London, well Silvatown and use to do a Sunday job at Columbia Road Flower market selling the mothering laws tonge and bunches of flowers...so I got all the patta, I could even chat up a few dirty but posh birds for ya. Go on you know it makes sense ~Trooper

[@124Outdoor]

Micky’s dvd camera operator locates hot blondes during the stand up. Check it out! Out out!

[@bremCZ]

You did go a bit mad. I got a mothers day card to my wife from me. It's a celebration of her being a mother, not her being my mother.

[@lorraineshaw2311]

My husband didn't give me anything for my first Mothers Day, I've still not forgiven him, it's been 29 years!!

[@kevintaylor1343]

Comedy Jesus ? Call me jesus . Btw my middle name is Robert so everyone that shouts Jesus H Christ isn't taking my name in vain , 'cos it's jesus R Christ . You're actually taking a Mexican plumbers name in vain . You probably need proof , right ? Ok , here it is . My elderly mother fell out of bed a couple months ago and hurt her hip . Couldn't walk . It took two months to work 'cos I'm a bit rusty , and a walker and a bit of help , but I said get up and walk to the cripple . Now she is .

[@janemills1839]

It highlights Mickys humour and Carrs lack of it.

[@yung21king]

Can’t believe the joker is a comedian to

[@roberttaylor1321]

Your regret saying that about the cross 1 day

[@markfindlay8636]

Why what will happen and how do you know?

[@davidvinicombe1362]

*you'll

[@peterherrington3300]

Its "you'll' . Ignorant fantasist

[@blairbuckley4206]

Hood

[@markstevens9660]

Give it up Carr .... you’re not even slightly amusing ... just sayin ...... 🤷‍♂️

[@telesamgram1318]

Micky can make even this crap show a funny one. Allan is really not that funny, still fair play for landing these jobs.

[@jeanlongsden1696]

Alan Carr is out, out

[@RIXRADvidz]

I grew up in a Woman's Household. a Lesbian Woman's Household. good thing I like women, but not That Way. I respect women, I know that seeing the world from a Man's position and a Woman's position means that the Men need to stand down, take a back seat and let the Women Run the Show, Much Much Better.

[@RIXRADvidz]

and if you get stroppy about that comment, you're part of the problem.

[@everythingisupsidedown9593]

God and Christ - Christ over man - man over women and women over children. It can only work this way.

[@hiyadroogs]

If you have ever watched even one episode, let alone a series of The Housewives of... & how women tear each other apart, make up grievances, & form phoney backstabbing friendships that barely conceal their contempt of each other, or their irrational delusions.. Then you thank your lucky stars for the status quo.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@hiyadroogs Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@RIXRADvidz it's a symbiotic relationship. Both sides would have you believe that it's parasitic (one way or the other) but it's really not. Men need women and women need men. That's all there is to it.

[@danielmcfarland6116]

There are a lot of great comedians out there but Micky isn't one of them

[@christopdeck3457]

So, who are the great comedians in your book then, which have the audience laughing almost constantly in their shows?