Microsoft Sam War Story with sound effects

Just something I threw together in 1 hour.I just kept on clicking on the tag suggestions lol for the tags. BTW on w2k version of microsoft sam, did on speakonia.

[@z.b.8168]

"to be continued" Last online: 8 years ago

[@brainman67]

kinda wanted a second part

[@Monkeycrazy448]

12 years later lmao

[@Monkeycrazy448]

@@VossyGTR who you? sorry idk you bro im sorry

[@HappyGaminz]

@@Monkeycrazy448 who are you talking to?

[@Monkeycrazy448]

@@HappyGaminz your mo- he mustve deleted his comment idc

[@article1372]

Bro >unregistered hypercam >mictosoft sam >old UI >innovative onomatopoeia 10/10

[@carrotizgud9222]

legendary

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Internet was made for this.

[@JestanYT]

1337 experience.

[@carrotizgud9222]

@@JestanYT le epic 1337

[@Azurethewolf168]

You can’t forget the “to be continued”

[@Mikewee777]

It was a very immersive experience. The future is now.

[@com0oan]

A glimpse at the metaverse

[@peterdinkler4950]

@@com0oan Bro, I'm so fucking ready to buy virtual property in a second-life clone game before "THE ZUCK" takes away my freewill with rouge neural-interface VR goggles!!!! Poggies!!!

[@lolsoina]

Bro theres no sound

[@gandalf1783]

@@lolsoinaI was so confused why everyone commented on how good this sounds lmao

[@lolsoina]

@@gandalf1783 same

[@Cry_ct]

It's sad that Microsoft Sam is gone.

[@leonvanderschaaf9378]

But I still have him on my very old computer.

[@bbear3886]

you could probably use a virtual machine and load up an old system and have sam on there? I'm not sure about that tho

[@joshuamccutcheon]

Microsoft removing him is an unforgivable sin.

[@partitionhlep]

@@bbear3886 yep

[@SolaceSweatshirt]

Sapi4 has a Sam voice, it’s less glitchy.

[@bragiodinsen4604]

its amazing that of all things it pronounces roflcopter perfectly.

[@enricobianchi4499]

Well there really isn't any other way it could be pronounced, especially considering this voice has the cot-caught and father-bother mergers.

[@MachFiveFalcon]

Only stories of Legend deserve to be recorded by "Unregistered HyperCam 2".

[@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer]

I remember back when I had gotten my first-ever computer back in 2006, when the internet was still getting started. I was around 6 at that time. And one online game at that time was responsible for my young curious nature; *Roblox.* One of the first Roblox games I ever played was Rocketgamer10's "Survive a Train Crash Down a Waterfall!!!" Eventually, later in 2010... I found my way to KZbin. I saw a bunch of videos that were made with "Unregistered HyperCam 2." It was mostly Roblox gameplay, Speakonia stuff...and even Angry German Kid. Damn, now I feel old. Don't you ever wish we could return to the glory days? Because I certainly do!

[@MachFiveFalcon]

Oh ya I do, and I'm a bit older than you lol

[@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer]

Cool

[@chad9166]

This one kinda sucks tho sorry

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

I bought my first pc in 2003. I was 17. I played non graphic online rpg games in the school library because I didn't have internet. Those were the days.

[@kittenchristmas4194]

Eleven years ago... It's hard to believe that it's been that long already. I remember messing with windows movie maker all the time because we didn't have internet. 😅

[@spencerplaysguitar8179]

BRO, CAN RELATE.

[@carlpanzram7081]

It's crazy how far we are today. I could perfectly clone your voice and have it speak any language we have, and then I could have a artificial intelligence have a computer generated high level debate about economic with AI Obama.

[@abam9787]

this is relatable af

[@traumwandeln]

No internet? thats around 20 years ago for me .. we started with internet every three days for an hour or so, and in the rest of my computer time i loved to use the rpg maker 2k :D

[@vincentvoncarnap2473]

not eleven, most likely. very old videos are often much older than their upload date

[@DAT-OFFICIAL]

1:31 The df' df' df' part actually sounds exactly like a helicopter!

[@bonk747klm]

omfg true

[@zynfalde]

Gosh

[@CZghost]

This is something to sink in actually. This is 1999. The text to speech sounds really great for a 1990's technology. Yes, it does sound riddiculous, but this was the best thing to have at that time.

[@NatiiixLP]

How exactly is this 1999? The video was uploaded at the end of 2011. Even the description clearly states it was recorded on Windows 2000, which was not released until February 2000. It was recorded using HyperCam 2, which was not released until late April 2004. Arguably, much of Windows 11's code is 90's technology, or even 80's frankly, so I don't see how any of this is impressive or even interesting. Stephen Hawking used a much more primitive speech synthesis software from a far more ancient era, yet he was able to deliver perfectly coherent lectures in the early 90's. This technology wouldn't have been considered impressive even then, much less in the 00's. The Windows TTS was never not a meme, at least for people with no vision impairment condition.

[@_-TC]

@@NatiiixLP Ah yes, let me write an essay on how nothing in this world is interesting and how we should take everything for granted. This was definitely not interesting and impressive in an age where we were barely stepping down from floppy drives, oh no! If anything, if we were to introduce todays AI simulations, but in 1999, NOBODY would be impressed, it's child's play! By the way guys, ACKTHUALLY, did I mentiont that was recorded in 2000??? And not 1999? THAT IS A MAJOR FLAW THAT REQUIRES POINTING OUT!

[@LocalAnonOnTheInternet]

@@NatiiixLP You're not impressive by any standard.

[@NatiiixLP]

@@_-TC Well, why spread lies on the Internet when you can NOT do that? Like, fr, when you have no fucking clue what you're saying, why are you trying to exaggerate something that you have absolutely zero knowledge of? God damn drama queens these days, always saying dumb bullshit, confusing poor passive observers who don't know any better with their lies.

[@NatiiixLP]

@@LocalAnonOnTheInternet It's not about being impressive; it's about being right and not spewing rubbish pseudo-facts on the Internet by exaggerating numbers that you don't understand. Wow look at how impressive the technology was in 420 BC, [shows a picture of some random bullshit clearly from 2022], damn the ancient Romans must have been fucking geniuses.

[@peebumbus]

was not expecting the yt algorithm to give me this banger of a throwback at 1am, the unregistered hypercam 2 watermark really brings the whole piece together

[@aJazzyFeel]

🤝

[@AydenCard]

You won't hear a story more enticing than this.

[@TheHoops123]

oh christ the memories we had back in the day as kids playing with this at home and in school. all the stupid sound effects it makes, brilliant brought back many lovely memories

[@sadfox8248]

One time my friend turned his computer volume all the way up and made Microsoft Sam say "FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT MS [8th Grade Teacher's Name] IS A BITCH FUCK" but said teacher was talking with another student so she didn't hear. Or she probably did and just didn't care anymore because it was the end of the year

[@_profile]

1:30 this actually soudns like a helicopter wtf

[@IsaacFoster..]

12 years ago... Its sad because 12 years ago is 2012. I miss the time where 12 years ago was 2008.

[@snake_eater1963]

i miss the time where 12 years ago was 1995

[@giovanni1885]

"The war... the war never changes"

[@redeemer665]

Let's hope the algorithm catches this one now

[@ProkerKusaka]

Here i am)

[@amidoingstuff5555]

Here i am)

[@Demexis]

Such an amazing story. It pulls you to sleep better than any lullaby.

[@Rainbow_Bolt]

It’s so odd that I can’t hear this on my KZbin app but I can on Safari

[@secretspy410]

Same

[@foopymaster1757]

Crazy. Thought there was a running joke or something

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@foopymaster1757yeah me too

[@maxwellbowman4084]

Reopened the video and app and nothing… thought it was a prank.

[@kewoshk]

Same, weird

[@Artakha9000]

Magical. I can't believe the KZbin mobile app neutered this masterpiece.

[@seth4321]

Yeah what’s going on? I am hearing no audio.

[@festiveyoutube]

Same, why?

[@roman_khalizov]

It’s fine for me

[@Parzivle]

It works now but I can attest it used to have no audio on the app for seemingly no reason when it would work fine on browser

[@bhluschrean]

hey click gear emoji and click more settings, click stable volume.

[@itryen7632]

Hatsune Miku's grandfather tells her about his time in sarajevo

[@GlazeonthewickeR]

Hearing Microsoft Sam saying roflcopter will never, ever get old.

[@cybersumae2459]

Microsoft sam brings back so many memories for me.

[@Isigia_Official]

This is the type of content the internet needs today

[@pold111]

this is like playing with toys and making up stories while making sound effects as a kid

[@placeholdername8529]

If someone were to ask cs engineers to make this sort of thing today, they would have sophisticated neural network AI models trained to sound like Microsoft Sam. Incredible how the technology has developed.

[@pyroshilov8474]

Thank you for your service Microsoft Sam. truly a war hero to inspire us all

[@georgew.9663]

Someone took the audio, can’t have shit in detroit 😔

[@acer8123]

May the algorithm gods bless this video, this is a true hidden gem

[@BinglesP]

It has now!

[@noelht1]

No sound?

[@climatectrl3350]

That was the last we ever heard of Sam. Some say a sniper shot him from a mile away, some say his Roflcopter ran out of fuel and he crash landed, others say he was visited by an extraplanar being that put him into stasis until his hour of need was at its most dire. All we know for sure is hes gone, and we must keep fighting the enemy jeeps until his return.

[@macklee6837]

Incredible journey of loss and redemption Thrilling from start to finish

[@Maxutko901]

The sound at 1:55 would fit pretty well for like a Earthbound fangame when you bash or idk, or maybe it's just me. Pretty good video, even thought I wasn't able to experience all of this myself at that time.

[@gabs3147]

Lol I hear it

[@nyssalikesbugs]

for some reason people are saying they cant hear it..?

[@SlendyBruv]

How many memories this has bought back

[@moninskii459]

no sound

[@RougeMephilesClone]

Oh, it's perfect. A blast of nostalgia for something I never had.

[@zyxey]

THIS IS SO GOOD WHY AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW IN 2024???

[@suptestman]

I love when youtube randomly recommends me old videos like this.

[@thecorgiraider0324]

It should be a famous masterpiece...

[@l-l]

Bless youtube recommendations

[@ralphmodynlosugarteeth3188]

0:52 everybody gangsta until Microsoft Sam became an unholy demonic creature

[@Coldsteak]

did someone copyright claim the audio?

[@elhasmusic]

I don't know. I can't hear it either.

[@Killbayne]

ITS BACK YALL

[@Kini_the_Fox]

Why is there no sound? DID THIS GET DMCA’D???

[@Monkey401YT]

fr

[@YS420X]

I remember typing heinous things for Ms Sam to say on the family computer, turning up the speakers to max and then blaming it on my brother 😂

[@Liam_Tomhet]

This is gold.

[@MaverickFiles]

what a relic

[@flyingdoggy9613]

hello youtuber man that i have never seen before

[@nicolaisvendsen7101]

And here it is! The secret to making sound effects for Blockbuster action movies!

[@hardatak]

Rip sound I guess

[@JordanBeagle]

You know, you gotta hand it to Microsoft Sam, it may have not known how to pronounce some things, but it gives it it's best shot

[@Bruh_TheRealOne]

beautiful made me tear up 11/10

[@JohnSmith-cg3cv]

Amazing. The timing of the story works really, really well with Microsoft Sam’s delivery. I’m surprised that, based on the description, this text was made in just about one hour. Super well done. Had me dying of laughter. Bonus: cute 2011 vintage description intact.

[@Kdub09swm]

Is the AI I have been hearing so much about recently?

[@jasoneverett]

this is way funnier than it has any right to be

[@konajonah]

Is the audio broken for anyone else?

[@OmegaCorsair]

yeah nothing there for some reason.

[@udgkyrn5587]

no

[@trwijbenga]

No

[@hongkonger885]

who else also got recommended to this masterpiece?

[@maxgeopiano]

This + a GPT model would make for such good content lol

[@_Devil]

1:53 The first ever recorded use of the word "soy" in a meme-y manner

[@Noface121]

And the only one that should stick.

[@Tacomuch]

Dead silence.

[@NobodyisAnybody]

There’s no sound (Found out KZbin is trolling, you can only hear it on desktop)

[@bruhuk_obama]

Yeah why is there no sound? Was there copyrighted music and youtube muted it?

[@khyen]

Nope, I can hear it, why y'all can't?

[@Steel-toad-Jack]

​@@khyenI two can hear it

[@Steel-toad-Jack]

​@@keeehlantry it with headphones and without sometimes it makes a difference, odd I know

[@Somethingaweful]

You have to use desktop doesn’t work on mobile or the app.

[@eldoblixtlo1058]

It makes me want to have Microsoft Sam as my storytelling grandpa telling me his experience during war.

[@mihailos8701]

Thank you, this is an actual gem. I wish this was more popular

[@Gna-rn7zx]

audio ded :(

[@Gna-rn7zx]

So weird ... audio works on desktop but not mobile

[@artoodiitoo]

more entertaining than most movies nowadays :D

[@onikrux]

"The anime commander"

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

A certified 2011 classic.

[@jadetealaaron2003]

that soi will forever stick in my head

[@machinedrum]

Where da sound at

[@MrAeral]

We will remember you Sam. You were the best.

[@JakeNach]

Incredible. Truly. This is where we peaked.

[@h3mb3]

This hit me at a right moment. I have tears in my eyes. Thank you le old internet.

[@slap_my_hand]

PERFECT!

[@johnbubble5347]

finnaly found the oldest comment

[@martijnknol8690]

Me too my brotha @@johnbubble5347

[@b3c8143]

yes!

[@Crozz_04]

I have waited 12 years for next episode

[@nathanddrews]

Gotta admit, that was more entertaining than half the shows on streaming in the last decade...

[@HuzaBird0.2]

I miss u sam.

[@LogoMan404]

Secretsoft Dan is the narrator.

[@tharii314]

I'm frustrated as I can't resurrect this masterpiece AS IS using its newer SAPI5 x64 versions.

[@bridgetsawamura56]

sam’s high pitched voice lmao

[@JustSomeWeirdo]

I don’t hear any audio.

[@Steel-toad-Jack]

I hear just fine don't know what the problem is

[@zantherhayes7229]

Beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye

[@jasonkrane1708]

Swagmaster69 is Microsoft Sam’s son.

[@SuperKillJoy15]

"I will be a famous Microsoft Narrator" Or a famous voice of the Chief from the popular series 'Arby and the Chief'

[@MediaBoy13]

gripping story telling, immersive experience, great sound effects

[@assbeater204]

we need a second part this is a very intriguing storyline

[@amigoRBLX]

I can’t hear him speaking

[@dirhi]

this is the best video i have seen in my entire life

[@rhphoenix5]

Well this is a blast from the past. Simpler times.

[@MrCubFan415]

Audio not working

[@ChanceKearns]

Yeah why is it silent

[@rfichokeofdestiny]

It doesn’t work in the KZbin app but works in a browser. Probably an old codec or something.

[@ChanceKearns]

@@rfichokeofdestiny oh

[@RentaroVT]

Some say this person was to become the next Michael Bay. In his cellar getting ready to unleash his writing even now.

[@GraveUypo]

df'df'df'df'df'df'df'df' sounds like an actual helicopter wtf.

[@johnfiggy]

10 years later and im fucking crying at this, I have literal tears from laughter

[@geshtal2056]

I felt like I was in that firefight. This was great storytelling

[@sumstocome3735]

why cant i hear it

[@Amaryryry]

How have I never seen this? This is the most wholesome thing I have literally ever seen omg. Good times ;-;

[@ConManOh7]

Truly an amazing story i can't wait for the rest of it.

[@bluedistortions]

11years later the algorithm hits

[@wireless_codes6029]

In the end, this was truly WAR without REASON

[@tgnm9615]

Even today's TTS cannot make these sound effects

[@amogus-ti8gp]

underrated.

[@paraguachoa]

Wait… where’s the audio?

[@joshybunny893]

If anyone makes a AI collar for animals, this should be the voice used.