middleditch and schwartz quotes i think about daily

I know some of these are just basic phrases but I say/think of them on a daily basis because of these damn specials (that I love). Also, this isn't super edited because I'm on week 7 of being sick and I just can't focus, so bear with me. If you have any requests or ideas, send them my way (they don't have to be M&S related).
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[@robg3179]

Middleditch *HATED* that alien so much. Everything Ben added to his personality, you could see Thomas like, "God damn it."

[@oriannaisabella7041]

Yess he tried to stop it so many times

[@abbyomalley]

in an interview thomas said he was so confused by the alien bcs he had forgotten the woman in the audience mentioned them!!

[@oriannaisabella7041]

@@abbyomalley omg that’s amazing and makes a lot of sense

[@lizibeff]

the way Thomas is so genuinely surprised by nigel's accent at first KILLS ME

[@xyeB]

Yes

[@matteorivera9894]

Okay, but I actually use "I'll never tell" fairly frequently

[@bobbyhalick]

I keep saying it to people expecting them to know what I'm referencing until I realize I had also completely forgotten where it came from lol

[@allthatjazza451]

I can’t tell if he’s quoting game grumps, or quoting the same thing that the grumps were quoting

[@s.j7423]

@@allthatjazza451 yes exactly!! it's clearly a reference to some other third media, but i just don't know what that is. im sure I've heard someone else do that bit too, on SNL or something. i need to know !!

[@SamanthaLain]

@@s.j7423 it was said in an episode of community once kzbin.info/www/bejne/mabSn5qJj8R9ZsU

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

Same

[@graciemccrary2804]

“I’ll AlLoW iT” lives in my brain constantly

[@jessiej2356]

Oh thank God I'm not the only one

[@sarajawad5484]

yes

[@vs5210]

"jesus absolute holy fucking Christ" is in my head 24/7

[@amandat3655]

Same he really added a new one to my repertoire

[@lauren7564]

69th like

[@anierickson3616]

me too omg I say it constantly and my mom gets PISSED

[@basil-nl6su]

i hate it because i’ve said it so much that it’s becoming my go to reaction

[@_iamhaze_]

1:40

[@paigemcnaughton6171]

“you doin pants to this thing?” is my immediate reaction anytime i see someone adjusting their pant cuff

[@NateJ6]

“Where are you from?” “I’ll never tell...” Gets me every time omg

[@cesper554]

That’s my favorite hahaha

[@thefootydave639]

Everything said by Short Paul is gold

[@MaryEllenBrown]

*ive got something mean to say*

[@collineagen7524]

Except for when he said whoopsie doopsie

[@Vera-od4hp]

i think about “this f*cking guy” at least 5 times a day

[@vs5210]

you forgot "wait here Toby and wait here... Roby"

[@itmedana]

justice for toby and roby

[@camillej3383]

I’m DEVASTATED at the lack of “ehhhh CARD TRICK!” 😔

[@woebeballer-phridge6739]

omg that's what I came here looking for I'm so glad I'm not alone

[@CrazyCatMan13]

My favorite is when Ben first meets Thomas’ ghost lmfao

[@jeanne-mariekoekemoer3975]

"alright... We'll find out who you are later"

[@karlavelasco5279]

I still cannot believe how well they tied the ghost to the story in the end, I think they were really surprised themselves too haha

[@bananaboatcharlie]

"You can't just say you're a ghost and then leave!"

[@weasleynmunatoti]

Thomas' rant about the toilet paper and wiping just came straight from his heart. No comedy there

[@Michael-dj6pd]

Plus it almost sounds like a bill burr rant with that accent

[@laurabaker9610]

This comments section is like a support group for all of us that uncontrollably quote these specials all the time

[@adamwise1111]

"I'm Kyle but my inner name is Sawson"

[@feuxfurfox729]

I say "HEY DONT LOOK AT ME, I OWN A CAT FARM" all day, everyday. It shal be my yearbook quote

[@lauren7564]

i wish we had yearbook quotes at my school. i would 100% make it something from middleditch and schwartz

[@dotcomm1058]

That moment when u actually make it ur yearbook quote..(･_･;

[@isobelselwyn4342]

i say "fuckin tote... Shoulder Tote" more times a day than i'm proud of

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I need you to abandon your child! Abandon your boy!” Well that’s mine now

[@sarahmio8852]

these 3 episodes were the highlight of my quarantine omg

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

Preach

[@charlie_lock]

I'm always whispering "sweet kathleen" and doing the "revenge... vengeance... revengeance"

[@R0L0s]

I'm surprised this line wasn't in the compilation " nah I don't like you, I heard you got f***** by a gezel"

[@rachelesslow]

the toilet paper ball rant H A U N T S me. Every single time i wipe i think about it.

[@lotsoflogan49]

11 years

[@lauren7564]

all of jason’s quotes live in my head rent free

[@hellomarjory]

and he's just a boy!

[@user-sp5ds4nq5e]

Ah yes, verbal consent.

[@laurencook7262]

Write it on the board!

[@ede447]

"The only difference.... is that it's signed.... digitally"

[@ede447]

i live in the closet!

[@arin924]

this whole special feels like one big inside joke and i love it. i want nothing more than new episodes lmao

[@AviZ24]

doNT AKS ME iF I’m loOSE

[@ede447]

ARE YOU L00SE????

[@AviZ24]

@@ede447 IM LOOOOOOOSE

[@laurencook7262]

lEgaLLy BIndInG

[@hayleebeck]

I will find myself saying “I’ll allow it” in the voice of the person running the wedding way more than I should

[@barborahudackova3655]

The idea that they filmed 4 of these but only 3 of them got released is killing me

[@charlieorr2875]

WHAT

[@DarayiTejada-lt5hs]

WHAT

[@levelupenglish1145]

Why did you have to put this in my brain?!?

[@livvyg5081]

"Write it on the boooaaarrrrrdddd!!!"

[@samk7470]

i genuinely re-enact the “jesus christ what the heck” *dabs at eyes* every day whenever someone says anything remotely nice to me nfksdbfkahsjdbf

[@MillerMooseMan]

I'm constantly on the verge of asking "...Does anyone have anything mean to say?!" in work meetings. It's the first thing that comes to mind when I'm reaching for verbage to express: "any feedback?"

[@austinplaysandsings]

My friends and I say ‘I’M LOOOOOOSE!” to each other all the time now.

[@captainbouneface3820]

i’m sure that is interpreted in many different ways by many different people

[@liliaireland8853]

You missed when the ghost is released hahahaha “THATS ALL I NEEDED! THAT WAS MY UNFINISHED BUSINESS!”

[@dallaslinger6256]

Short Paul's reaction to Kathleen referring to him as just Paul

[@klarysahawrot2565]

Jason's quotes live in my head rent free all day, every day. Especially "verbal consent"

[@beth5529]

i’ve said “jesus absolute holy fucking christ” about 4 times a week since these specials came out

[@savannahgeorgia5759]

I love love love the way Thomas says, "I can't bring my tote??" and then throws it over his shoulder.

[@grobertson9]

I love "No. You can. But on your own time"

[@lottiboombalotti6566]

I say "get outta my way, dorkozoid" a little too often

[@lane5859]

ben really saw sebastian’s character and went oh yeah my inner jean-ralphio is comin out

[@robynd4546]

"what does the sound a doodie make" has big "why does this thing people say" energy

[@P3yote422]

"I need you to abandon your child" always gets me

[@r520jr8]

This special was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. Holy shit

[@jeanne-mariekoekemoer3975]

"I'll allow it"

[@isasanchez6022]

“Uuuuhhh, card trick” is my thing

[@archpluto1897]

“stOp cHanTinG” and “jesus absolute holy fucking christ” are def my favs

[@hellomarjory]

yeah laptime! I'm twelve!

[@beth5529]

i’m toby, i got tons of friends!

[@Borderlinepvp]

@@beth5529 how would you like it if one of them was a fuckinn alien??

[@elizabethpost8021]

but i do think, if i had slippery enough shoes...

[@lavahearts]

i think about the cotton blend quote on a daily basis

[@juliaquinn2106]

SAME ITS SO UNDER-HYPED

[@hallecook6268]

the brightest suns burn the briefest 😔

[@lit101-gamesandgoodvibes3]

They need a season 2

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

100%

[@DoofDays]

They’re making one. It should come out May 2022

[@zinvor123]

I literally cried of laughter at “oopsy woopsy” for an entire day

[@tiniestgremlin]

“shoulldder tote 🖕” i-

[@bananaboatcharlie]

Your profile picture brings me joy

[@ccy0066]

👁️👄👁️

[@Squilliamtoolive]

I like how if you've never seen the specials this looks very stupid

[@rorym4869]

I like how if you've seen the specials this looks very stupid

[@fairy5668]

I'M SO GLAD I FOUND THIS CORNER OF THE INTERNET THAT ALSO OBSESSED OVER THE SPECIALS

[@itmedana]

all of these quotes have worked their way into my regular vocabulary

[@ivy_gregory4605]

"yay lap time, im tweleve and I love my dads lap" will ever not make me laugh

[@jeanne-mariekoekemoer3975]

"and they were like 'yeah self defense'"

[@duckitydoo]

"but it's MTGGGGG it's maaagic"

[@njuta]

I really hope we can get through this pandemic so Thomas and Ben can go hog wild on some new specials for netflix!

[@acceptedjokes]

I love how I’m ALWAYS watching a Middleditch and Schwartz episode when you post 😂

[@certifiedspacebisexual]

i say “~legally binding~” to myself all the time

[@sassageflair257]

They’re not allowed to just call out my license plate like that.

[@Hayseus712]

Cherry Dude and Scarjo are great together :)

[@very_gouda]

that last clip was just Thomas doing a flawless Bill Burr impression

[@jeanne-mariekoekemoer3975]

OoOopsiE doOoOpsies

[@emanando138]

every short paul sentence is the best

[@BrooklynJackBlue]

“Write it on the board!”

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

1:52 is a perfect facial response

[@sincerelymeband5091]

"I'll alloooowwwww it" has been said around our apartment on a regular basis.

[@teddy-ku9rf]

“Oopsy woopsy” has now become an everyday term in my life

[@carlywalters5774]

magic! yu-gi-oh! MAGIC!!

[@drowninglisa]

These specials made me laugh SO DAMN HARD for like the first time in 2020 lol they are hilarious

[@beth5529]

???? i love this cotton blend! :(

[@KSKaleido]

"this fuckin guy" I feel that one in my soul.

[@abigaillynch2532]

0:53 you’re welcome

[@amanday3103]

You left out “that’s not something you should ask a lad- yes I’m loose as a caboose”

[@kanra8256]

The entire alien bit lives in my mind rent free

[@EmIdc]

I say "Jesus christ what the heck" every time something makes me cry now

[@cullenmccaleb6685]

keeping up with the times reality show was the best part of the entire series

[@sahilarora558]

Love seeing doobs and the milkman

[@liliasusan]

i randomly mentioned this special to my parents the other day, so they watched it and told me it wasnt funny. i was devastated and i cant even bring myself to finish the first episode anymore. anyways sorry to whoever sees this weird rant

[@raisinbreak]

ah! same thing happened to me! i tried showing my mom and she didn’t get it but i realized it’s just because we grew up on different humor. don’t let them make you feel not great about liking something!!

[@SurvivorNerdTTV]

The "FUCK YOU, NIGEL!" Gets me EVERY TIME

[@xavierriv41]

"Why don't you ask your kids" fucking kills me every time it's sooo mean but so funny

[@lucasMcarter89]

the bit about wastefully using toilet paper is the one that shreds me every time.

[@daisy_chains]

Literally the bestest new year present

[@zoeyfurie7449]

So happy to see another of your videos!! Also this is so so good.

[@pol7352]

"...i fuck" lmaooo

[@lotsoflogan49]

We work for the TSA

[@stupidity02]

brilliant as always :) thank u for the content

[@iansickles2]

"Stanley, What the Fuck are you talking about?" lives in my head

[@Annie-br2uh]

the weird grunt thomas makes after ben says “hey timothy” is SO fucking funny

[@Cocksmoker87]

Y'all should listen to Thomas Middleditch's performance in the podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern". The episode is called "Lord's brother". He is so good in it!

[@reemthememe]

I ALWAYS think about “does anybody wanna say something mean?”

[@viliinaj7531]

I love these three episodes so dearly but my mental stability requires more Middleditch and Schwartz content. I can't keep watching the same stuff hours on end and lose my shit every gotdamn time, I cannot

[@hellomarjory]

Thomas as Jason lives in my mind 24/7 rent free

[@urbuddyoli]

This is my favorite compilation

[@skarlath0]

"I fuck" is a great way of establishing a character

[@darnitmillie]

ABANDON YOUURR BOoooOOOY!!

[@awesomeminingwizard]

ABANDON YOUR CHIIILLDD! ABAANDON YOUR BOOOOYY!!

[@hellomarjory]

@@awesomeminingwizard Nigel... Thank you!

[@ambertregoning3821]

Fuck me, these two and these 3 specials got me through the entire pandemic. Backs must be killing them from holding up the entirety of my mental health. Thank you for putting this vid together!