Midir VS Ravenous Crystal Lizards

[@patriot-renegade]

I want to see how many Harald Knights it takes to beat Dragonslayer Armor. The Ringed City DLC shows it surrounded by a bunch of Harald Knight corpses.

[@AndrewBrownK]

good one!

[@ITBEurgava]

Take my upvote as well.

[@juscelinolulho7816]

i would bet two or maybe three.

[@FSRiko]

Nice idea

[@jebathehutt4287]

This needs more likes

[@tomatojuice484]

This is Midirs version of the age-old argument: *"How many 10 year olds could you take in one fight?"*

[@chukm7128]

The dealer vs the addicts

[@RVN-BUrr_]

Looks more like the dealer vs the product to me

[@chukm7128]

@@RVN-BUrr_ lol

[@mark0183]

Im not in danger lord gwyn I Am the danger!!!

[@RVN-BUrr_]

@@mark0183jessie what have I been smoking

[@slizarch6824]

I NEED MY CRYSTAL MAN!!

[@TheCuriousFan1]

Never talk shit about Midir's crowd control abilities or he'll open the fight with the lazor and take out half of your team.

[@obviouslykaleb7998]

@Luis Martinez you have I frames

[@DeathDestroyer90]

Crystal Lizard vs. Pontiff's Pets It's time to do it.

[@worldlinezero4783]

Better yet: 3 way fight, Lizard, Pontiff Dog, and Aldrich Cat

[@Moloko_778]

And throw in baby lizards for fun that can’t teleport away

[@hermitcard4494]

🎶 KEEP ROLLING ROLLING! KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING!

[@jacobesterson]

Lizards win that if they get the roll off initially, because Pontiff's Beasts are very vulnerable to stagger. Lizards are also vulnerable to stagger, and the Beasts do quite a lot of poise damage themselves, but they don't have the insane damage of the roll. Lizards do less damage in general but if they get that one move off they win.

[@aplive58]

Maybe a 3-way also involving Jeff the Spider.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Okay, fuck everything else, that second fight was AWESOME. In one move, he stopped every charging lizard and obliterated them with a laser beam. Hollywood, step aside you hazbin, this is real cinematography.

[@Jtoob-z5n]

Has been..

[@MSte21]

Right?!

[@simonsoupshark8009]

god i love how he just killed all of them before they could even reach him... TWICE

[@weissendrachen]

@@Jtoob-z5n he's corrupted his brain with cartoon porn

[@Jtoob-z5n]

@@weissendrachen unfortunate

[@billycheezmonny]

Midir is gonna be SO stacked to level up his gear

[@capperbuns]

Yeah lots of +5 frayed blades dood

[@v1tam1n-v2]

Through this video, we learned that 60 lizards is one Aldrich spam Next video: *Aldrich vs Ravenous Crystal Lizards*

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

I support this idea.

[@kiro253]

Aldrich will srsly die against 20 or so lizard...maybe less

[@mee091000]

Aldrich won't last that long lol

[@lordnamelessofsomnium5824]

I think lizards have high magic damage and resistance, idk.

[@LordLezardValeth]

Midir: "Where did all this rock candy come from, and why is it attacking me? Oh well. I could use something new to munch on after eating nothing but dark for the last 10,000 years..."

[@usagipoutine]

Chip?

[@usagipoutine]

Sometime, we can see them search for cream soda

[@MrBVP13]

That second round was perfection

[@antonior4220]

Midir: shoots fire and dark lightning Lizards: and they keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!

[@Taolan8472]

And the knockback perimeter of his fireblast is exactly the radius of his beam attack... Interesting.

[@igneusprimeboot]

That's my strategy to defeat Midir and Kalamet

[@brentramsten249]

that second gank was somehow utterly astonishing and not surprising at all.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

"Cleanup on Aisle 3!"

[@shadowhunter1429]

@@WesHalScyth "So I'ma giant dragon, so what?" Parody of "So I'ma spider, so what?" Anime in a way

[@no0bw1th4gun]

"We have you surrounded Midir!" "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead lizards" *Midir starts charging his laser*

[@vervetwrydavigy3006]

you ever just realize how many limbs the crystal lizards have? cuz I just did

[@usagipoutine]

8+ one tail

[@ITBEurgava]

Just like their toddler version we hunt for the materials.

[@usagipoutine]

@@ITBEurgava wait... They have 6 legs, right? I.. I don't even know anymore....

[@DomTVdotTV]

Ya dude

[@queenofdarkness3341]

im so confused.. i dont remember seeing four arms... this is the lizards as in the biggining of the game correct? and at the faren keep parameter? they seem bigger and weirder than i realized...

[@slaveknightgael7017]

8:56 them two lizards flew up 😂😂😂😂

[@yuritrasimaco5201]

That was just Midir going Full Leroy Jenkins before he dies I like to think

[@leeminhoe74]

Also 10:03. That shit gave me a good chuckle lol. I bet bonfire did too

[@duskframe7331]

Crystal lizard: I'm not afraid of you Midir: then you will die braver than most

[@Rubbish_]

Abyss watchers vs the abyss. Darkwraiths. Dregs. Heralds and whanot

[@Saadramzan315]

The watchers are going to get wiped the fuck out. Unless you add a generous amount of watchers and followers

[@fib900]

I suppose the specters of the painting, hawrkwood, and those two easily cheesable watchdogs of farron could also be added in.

[@pucciresetingthembobs5144]

Dregs? Yeah rip watchers

[@Deaganus]

Abyss Watchers are coded to only do 20% damage vs NPCs, that's why they lose so hard all the time.

[@Rubbish_]

@@Saadramzan315 that or just boost their stats for endgame.

[@waltuh11121]

This is basically "when your younger cousins come home and they ask you if they can play with your video games"

[@zoltanattilanagy5778]

At 2:00 RCLizard: "With the power of friendship, I'll avenge my comrades!" Midir: "This is not an anime, this is Dark Souls!"

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

God I hope this comment gets top voted lol

[@Messilegend1000]

"With the power of friendship, I'll aven--

[@tehmastawow]

But it is in fact inspired by manga... Except there's no power of friendship there either.

[@disparatedesperado9317]

Midir fighting the Ashen One: "You see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people, then when... you only have to worry... about one."

[@stovebot4280]

Its kind of ridiculous how this gets seen as a balanced boss to the player

[@zirzeus2645]

@@stovebot4280 well, you did beat it right? And other than the laser most of his stacks are not that hard

[@stovebot4280]

@zirzeus im currently trying to beat him at level 1 so yeah i have beaten him

[@patrikkurta3265]

I hope the next video will be small crystal lizard vs midir We all know that crystal lizard will win using 1% of his power

[@jimijenkins2548]

rock lizard vs crystal lizard.

[@drakebloodknight7981]

Smol crystal lizard boi could single-handedly do a one shot run on NG+6

[@zkillyatt1738]

CLs: Noo, you can't just spam lasers at the start of every fight and wipe us out instantly. Midir: *Haha lazor go vrrrrrrrrr*

[@MrJakeWW]

"Midir, they outnumber you 50 to 1!" "Then it is an even fight"

[@zirzeus2645]

I see a fellow halo fan here

[@nightscout9979]

Thanks for having so many rounds again, I love to see it. Midir can really flex on these guys when he uses his laser, which their formation was probably meant to demonstrate. The rematch round was great at the end too to show just how wildly that final match-up can go.

[@GreyWolf3283]

Midir starts each round with his most punishing attacks.... then reaches 60 and decides that charging head first into all of them is the better course of action

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Fr

[@FFKonoko]

The second round of 60 he did pretty perfect move choice and still lost.

[@ultimatelegend8306]

Rolling around at the speed of sound. Intensely. And 8:56 the lizard army was so happy that they finally where able to defeat/protect the childeren from the big bad dragon, that 2 of the army members jumped as high as possible to express there joy

[@liamconnolly8758]

The 10 lizard and 14 lizard battles were hilarious: it was choreographed like an unused cutscene before you fight midir to show just how strong he is.

[@lardman7667]

Midir when fighting the lizards: I am going to use my AOE attacks optimally, and move around the battlefield when they start flanking me keeping my distance! Midir when fighting some gimmicky boss: I'm gonna melee the air a bit!

[@darklusare7582]

Bonfire discovered his own Totally Accurate Battlefield Simulator

[@KingseekerFrampt]

When is Larry the lobster vs everybody?

[@Defileros]

Who is that Larry the Lobster guy ? The one from Spongebob ?

[@KingseekerFrampt]

@@Defileros yes

[@xen268]

@@Defileros the one and only larry the lobster

[@undefined6512]

A Midir-sized crab, retextured, with 40k HP, 1200 attack and 300% speed.

[@randomnessanimation6831]

What is that profile picture?

[@Wunitop]

1:13 that was one hell of a clean kill.

[@juansalirrosas5649]

Imagine if The nameless king was riding Midir instead of king of the storm. That could’ve been an end game boss difficulty fight.

[@anthonywagner2898]

Imagine if Slave Knight Gael rode Midir. Imagine the endurance.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

No one's talking about the adorable clinking noises the crystal lizards make

[@darklusare7582]

7:04 Oh my god! The way Midir looked directly at the place the lizard was rolling made it look like he's actually conscious I mean his movement and reaction looked so realistic, I forgot it's a game and not a planned movie

[@raymondlee5754]

I love these kind of match ups. Its like saying, "Lets find out how many chumps it takes to bring down Godzilla.", and I can't get enough of it.

[@kingbasalisk7779]

When you realize midir more or less a giant crystal lizard with wings

[@ancapeancape9829]

Midir: I'm gonna fry your computer one day

[@spiff2268]

"How many (of something) does it take to defeat Midir?" Dude, that's your show!

[@Bill-454]

Midir🤝Aldrich: End the fight with a single special attack, no matter who is winning

[@TheCrispyTwinkies]

I mean, he kinda already did that lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5qckJx5fJqCirs

[@Bill-454]

@@TheCrispyTwinkies Exactly why I said this kkkkkkkkkkk

[@Greyy66]

1:58 *Chuckles* Lizard : I am in danger

[@sharko5469]

1:14 Darkeater Midir: Children, why are you even bother trying?

[@PostalDude575]

They're all just praying to the rng gods to not get hit by that one attack... *LIKE THE REST OF US*

[@muppetminded7183]

“Mr Owl, how many Crystal Lizards does it take to fill up an abyss-covered dragon?”

[@oberon1449]

"Well let's find out. 2, 10, 14, 20, 40, 50, 60? Yes, 60."

[@manuelmanuel87jm]

Lizards "GANK" Midir "You have no power here."

[@PlebIsland69]

We need more Millwood Chieftain and The Last Ringed Knight action!

[@BleedingMem0ry]

We need more of the most epic duo for sure!

[@PlebIsland69]

@@BleedingMem0ry hell yah dude!

[@DukeofGames50]

@@BleedingMem0ry most epic duo eh? i think The Rock and his Pet Rock entered the chat just now xD

[@BleedingMem0ry]

@@DukeofGames50 Sorry, i'm not into havel's r1 spam. Get bored to death by watching havel fight anything ^^ TLRK & Chief are way more fun to watch

[@DukeofGames50]

@@BleedingMem0ry R1 spam? you mean his disrespectful and hilarious kick spam? i mean come on xD it's hysterical! don't get me wrong, i love the duo in subject on this comment thread too, i just wanted to add to the conversation :)

[@SirVyre]

[@jacobesterson]

The real question: Is 60 Crystal Lizards enough to *consistently* beat Midir? Or was that just good RNG in both of those last fights. Two fights isn't enough of a sample size, funny how 50 lost so hard and just the extra 10 was enough to push it over the edge. I was starting to think that Midir could beat any number of Lizards just because of his AOE but I guess the roll was too strong in the end.

[@davidhong1934]

As people have said on other Midir videos, the only thing that matters is how many murder lasers Midir feels like firing

[@ACSMEX]

Had he fired his laser first and then followed by a flame attack he would have won... That was what I was going to say before watching the second round vs 60 lizzards when Midir did use his laser, then a charge followed by a flame attack. He migh win some matching (like if he jumps away or uses several aerial attacks), but overall 60 seems to be the breaking point.

[@v1tam1n-v2]

*Sir Vilheim vs Yuria of Londor*

[@robso1998]

Seath, while watching this: Why none of my fucking creations can match a fucking dragon?!

[@marcinfronczyk8026]

That looked really cool when Midir as a giant lizard at the beginning made a dinner out of the small lizards and at the end an army of small lizards made a dinner out of him

[@SirVodkaus2]

Midir playing bowling, but he's the bowl.

[@darkingjm7512]

1:16 - Hey you choose fight some kindergardeners or... Midir: i wanna fight some kindergardeners - Wait thats... Midir: those kids are getting SLAPPED

[@SuperSupermanX1999]

That one lizard who survived at 2:03 honestly thought "yeah he one-shotted all of my friends but maybe THIS time I'll get lu-oh nevermind" 😂

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

Plot twist: There’s only one crystal lizard he’s just moving really fast

[@nathanjensen7825]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that 2 lizards got through more health than 14 lizards?

[@myrlune9475]

This was very entertaining to watch, thank you. :) Now I know exactly how many Ravenous Crystal Lizards to throw at Midir.

[@medowodem3991]

Does anyone else notice how smart Midir is for using certain attack to defeat the Lizards?

[@indianasmith8152]

Further proving my contention that Midir is the toughest DS boss EVER!

[@BetterOnichThanSorry]

Thank you for that 60 Rematch; I was thinking Midir could've won if he opened up with the beam attack, and am glad to be proven wrong rather than perpetually speculating.

[@lordnamelessofsomnium5824]

It’s like a “how many toddlers you could take at once Deal”

[@boid9761]

Midir knew what to do, especially with that Godzilla lazer.

[@jerobasangan3386]

They wanted a raise, Midir said "no".

[@efaristi9737]

he would have won even against sixty if he kept using his fire breath rather than go in contact

[@dragon8me2]

That's some final fantasy level of overkill lasers.

[@Bill-454]

Please do Dragonslayer Armor VS Champion Gudyr

[@ЕРЕСЬ-з4к]

it feels like he was specially created to fight against a large number of enemies

[@shadowhauntjoker8501]

midir vs 25 dragon slayer armors or maybe midir vs high lord wolnir heck wolnir vs pontiff sulyvahn

[@moonchampion7999]

6:30 ...Jesus the many variations of Christ... ...that looked amazing.

[@calson80ify]

1:15 midir boss fight in a nutshell

[@Sercroc]

i wonder if all the npcs in the game can take midir down, normal, summons, invaders all together

[@1Xaria]

Crystal Lizards: We are 30 Crystal Lizards, how many are you? Midir: One! Crystal Lizards: You would defeat 30 Crystal Lizards as just one? Midir: I will defeat 30 Crystal Lizards with one attack! This is not war, this is pest control!

[@ddt9292]

always ready to like ur videos, great video as always :D

[@KanohiVahi]

Kinda crazy how Midir can just delete almost 50 of them with that one Fire breath + lazor combo..

[@deathstroke7316]

1:16 to 1:22 My man depleted over 25K enemy Hp in under 6 seconds

[@nahrikkon]

*2 lizards* Midir: ouchie *10 lizards” Midir: *yawn*

[@troublemaker2251]

Well, if you can't do smth, you jusf need to spawn more crystal lizards

[@hverdagen8429]

1:57 Single Crystal lizard: You know, with the benefit of hindsight.... *G E T S T O R N T O S H R E D S*

[@Corvus460]

Well, Midir knows the tactics how to defeat enemies effectivly.

[@istolethispfpfromreddit]

Midir is literally a war machine, descendant of the Archdragons, the last of his kind, raised to stop the abyss. He has successfully protected the ringed city from the abyss, from the Age of Fire till the modern day. Crystal lizards, on the other hand, are just filthy lizards who eated some souls and grew large.

[@Hevvy180]

First round, Midir didn't feel the need to use his laser to mop up the trash; second and third, he didn't feel the need to waste his time fighting all those lizards when one laser would do; it wasn't until the fourth round that Midir actually considered the lizards opponents worthy of a fight. Four and five were him enjoying the fight, and you'll note that not only does he not use lasers, but he effectively uses his crowd-control to corral and multi-hit the lizards, and the little tail-swat on the last lizard in round five feels quite intentional. It's not until round six that Midir actually considers himself threatened and uses the lasers to thin the herd before actually engaging. Round seven, he was still cocky after round six and dove in too fast, and round eight, his pride refused to allow him to back down like he needed to, and his big head (literally and figuratively) put him down all too quickly. It's interesting to watch as his AI reacts to this situation with astounding efficacy. You'd think a boss would have trouble adjusting its tactics to manage crowd control, but in fact, until the last two matches, you can follow the logic behind nearly every decision the AI makes.

[@uselesstilxmas]

Addicts confronting the Dealer in a nutshell

[@GrowlieDave]

Hahaha, that 2nd fight was perfectly timed. Is Midirs AI that overcharged?

[@robertamaya9670]

Dang barely a dozen lizards in and he's at full health yet already breaking out that lazer spell talk about being ready to eat fried lizard already XD

[@RhizomeRoots]

Midir be like- "These bitches can't touch me 💪🔥"

[@KM-jb3vg]

Midir is baby I wanna give em head pats, wowee that laser beam on the second fight just shows how nuts that move is, oh he did it again wowow

[@geraldhuff7413]

1:11 10 big boi lizards Midir: fuck that! (Fires lazerbeam)

[@cronoz-sensei4259]

"How many lizards to beat Midir?" YES.

[@RheaMainz]

a bunch of lizards tear one big purple lizard limb from limb in a mad dash of hunger!

[@MegaRobo9867]

The ravenous crystal lizards were basically glass cannons, except there’s no cannonball and no gunpowder

[@emerlgizoid3245]

10 lizards: we are not gonna be as easy lik.... Midir: *IM GONNA FIRE MY BEAM*

[@roriksavant]

Midir killing 10 minibosses with 1 attack was... Awesome

[@tonyskyline4498]

This is like a fight between geckos and a crocodile

[@Diego51592]

Midir gonna enjoy some crispy roasted lizards today xD

[@marcoponzo7143]

can you make a video with all the mini bosses?

[@zariotsgilbert9717]

The way the first round ended!! Fully vaporized!!

[@Angeldelinfierno8000]

No matter how many lizards you send, if Midir starts with the fire+laser attack, at least the half will die

[@axzelvonzeherzaroychelx8338]

I love this dragon. 😂👍 Efficient and effective on killing all of his opponents. Imagine if Nameless king can ride him but I think he never want to be ride on for anyone. 😂

[@Mattew-mz1ek]

Crystal lizards are so cute when they jump! They're like little, rocky, murderous kittens😍😍

[@euX222X]

Darkeater Midir VS Sinh, the Slumbering Dragon ?!?!?!

[@jaymajin1213]

Midir had a really optimal choice of attacks to start with in round 2 and 3 👌