MIKE MAJLAK MOVING AWAY TO REMOTE ISLAND | JEFF FM | Ep. 51

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[@nieljohnson7943]

I love it when Mike compliments the Jeff FM audience, his vlogs are pretty bad but sometimes I'll turn the volume off and let one of his videos run while I'm in the shower or something

[@m1itch_671]

😂

[@FiveLeefClovr]

holy fuck 😂😂 this comment 💀💀💀💀💀

[@FiveLeefClovr]

bro i can’t even, i’m having trouble breathing after reading this 😂 fuck this is good

[@dcsc1]

😂 👏👏

[@MikeMajlakVlogs]

try turning the video AND audio off at the same time. true enlightenment.

[@MikeMajlakVlogs]

thanks for having me. please let me know the weather.

[@masonortega3726]

Bdm

[@metasin3464]

cold

[@nikichilders601]

Hot with a 100% chance of drugs & a stolen phone

[@raybenavides9898]

I actually really enjoy the chemistry the both of you have, and I can’t usually stay trough a full podcast but this is entertaining

[@user-ew1xu4wq4k]

Thank you sir for your sincere compliments to us. We really appreciate being reminded of our intelligence and creativity and cultural awareness 🤌🏼

[@user-ew1xu4wq4k]

Mike will never miss out on the ‘compliment the audience’ speech when he comes here😂😂😂 you gotta love the commitment

[@jjjyli686]

”But first off theres one thing I gotta say before we get into this……”

[@mollloooooo]

Yslwittek always gets some love haha 😂

[@AdervsReda]

It sounds so fake after the 4th time i love it

[@fuckyoutube1999]

Wants us to check out the Night Shift 😂😂

[@plutonium2]

We fall for it tho

[@zchamp30]

0:00 Intro 1:06 Mike Majlak Intro 3:00 Mindset & Mental Health 6:40 Disabilities 10:25 Mike’s Sex Life 12:28 Passing of Dogs 14:27 Steven Needs Help From Mike 16:23 Jake’s Next Fight 18:01 Time Spent On Tiktok 20:33 World Population 21:41 North Sentinel Island 27:07 Sponsor - DadGrass/Upstart/Avast 30:30 Boxer Passed In Africa 32:46 Caller - Ex-Drug Addict 35:44 STD From Car Accident 41:45 Caller - Entrepreneur 46:02 What’s Steven’s Deal? 47:10 David the German Walks In 48:07 Steven Confronts Mike 51:51 Caller - Weather Segment 57:01 George Janko On Call 59:16 Outro Hey Jeff!!! Big big fan of the podcast! Enjoy these time stamps!

[@levidexter-reyes8069]

King 👑

[@jaycorbett7703]

It pisses me off how little viewers jeff is getting now because his content is amazing and he deserves the views

[@endangeredmexican9644]

I think he just hasn't found that new audience. Young people fans of David who sided with Jeff probably got bored of these videos. I assume that because if I was 15 I wouldn't want to watch a 1 hour podcast.

[@Lovesomemaria]

Same

[@markgorman9325]

It will come, over time people gravitate to authenticity

[@tito980]

@@endangeredmexican9644 im 15 and i love jeffs stuff i just wish i could get the patreon to get more content

[@eiimmii]

@@tito980 right same

[@jg1814]

I feel so bad Jeffl lost Todd, Zane, Scott, nick and Jason. You can tell he had a lot of love for those guys and then they just dropped him for some Slovakian man child psychopath

[@jre6067]

Jeff turned on david

[@joebarra1010]

@@jre6067 other way around

[@jre6067]

@@joebarra1010 yeah I get it I miss the old days Wouldn't it be good if everything went back to 2019 times I get david fucked up

[@endangeredmexican9644]

@@jre6067 not everything lasts forever. Eventually David's true side came out and he still is at the top. Very strange world we live in

[@Alex-kp2nw]

True. I think with todd it's more complicated because he's with natalie and she's david's best friend. And jason has joked about needing to put his kids through college so he feels he needs david. It is still messed up though. Nick lived with jeff so i feel out of everyone that's the biggest betrayal.

[@hadibabazadeh]

I don't know what it is about this show but I love conversations, interactions , all segments of the show , one of the very rare shows that just every second of it is entertaining , get us updated jeff about your lesion that was removed and hopefully you are fine brother , btw love the mike-jeff duo . LOVE

[@zana7587]

I’d choose an episode with Mike and the boys over any other guest, and I could watch it for hours 😂

[@crisinsnow]

Hey Jeff, the episode hasn’t started as it’s on pause so I could write this message the difficulty in that genuinely is lingering and it is already making me tear up.. I’ve been watching your videos since you hit 100k on KZbin, you had given a homeless man a haircut and I found the video touching and thoughtful and since then everytime I’m in a difficult place in life I come to watch your content so I can get away from all the things life throws at me.. just yesterday I found out the girl of my dreams who I was about to propose to cheated on me and all her friends knew about the situation.. none of them told me about it and kept it a secret I don’t understand why she would considering that we’ve been happy and she’s done a lot for me we don’t argue and we genuinely are always enjoying our time together even she said she doesn’t know why she did it but regardless I had to break up with her.. I miss her so much but I remember how after your breakup you genuinely started posting and being a part of some good content and it’s admirable to see someone who genuinely motivates me get passed it as so much more , I will watch the entirety of the podcast now but I just wanted to get that off my chest and thank you for being a source of joy and hope for others like me.

[@stretchyforeskin1311]

That’s fucked hope you good bro, on to bigger and better things my guy.

[@PayrollPaul258]

Bless up bruv, build on what you have. Hit the gym ñ, stay clean etc. Build confidence. You’ll be good

[@DannyO.Garcia]

Sorry to hear that news brother but I’m glad you found out before you were married. Good luck for your future you sound like a mature level headed guy keep that chin up.

[@bg6358]

I honestly prefer these episodes to the ones with guests. Mike plus the Barbershop Boys is the best team.

[@nathanielcaballero4762]

I’m tired of hearing you say “I’m not here to waste a whole podcast episode talking or pouting about myself” we want to hear a episode with you being real and letting us know how you are mentally. I would never not want to know your all good Jeff❤️

[@vasilikonstan]

Mike's closing monologue was good. I love when that dude is on Jeff FM

[@sabrinavirk702]

the cosing monologue made me fart and want to throw up for some reason.

[@josephineknechtli2208]

me too

[@kidethan9]

We love you Jeff, literally been an inspiration in coming back from hardship. The crew chemistry is getting better and more refined. Stephen is hilarious. Thank you JeffFM. 👏

[@sari1036]

i love jeffs determination to give us the weather

[@Roeinesmati]

It’s not a JEFF FM episode without Mike praising the audience and Steven being stupid af 😂😂

[@aronb03]

Guys, someone told me this audience is one of the most creative and well educated audiences online. I'd say I agree and I just wanna thank you guys for being yourself and showing the love

[@VegasLyssaLove]

Sometimes episodes don't have to be about content focused and can be just about everyday stuff, it makes it more connected, authentic,and relatable to others. Also with that this parts for Jeff, life changes are uncomfortable and in those moments frustrating & confusing. Just try to appreciate those present moments all around (the art of surrending control). With that, these shifts shall pass.💁🏽‍♀️✌️✨🧬😎💖🙏

[@dkhowimalivev3633]

I AGREE I love just regular organic speaking. They could be breaking eachothers balls and I would still listen!

[@FiveLeefClovr]

@@VegasLyssaLove you aren’t a therapist. quit coming here to preach. just sit and enjoy the show

[@VegasLyssaLove]

@@FiveLeefClovr funny thing is I did just that, sit and enjoy the show. Since it's posted on KZbin I am expressing my opinions and my perceptions,not preaching. Jeff podcast seems transparent enough for everyone to do that without judgements and hearing different perspectives. It's learning, guidance,and grow from what I get here.

[@Mikehowarth1988]

Don’t read the comments if you don’t like people sharing their own thoughts on specific situations and how to handle them dipshit. It was actually good advice.

[@lukeedmonds7506]

I look forward to this show every Monday. Was relieved to see it pop up when I searched JeffFM this morning.

[@deaglefly4338]

This combo is too goated

[@tutini496]

Jeff plz do the 16 personalities test next episode with you and the boys, trust me it will be fun and content

[@guslarson5710]

Thisss

[@Lovesomemaria]

ONG THIS PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

[@JeffWittek]

Jaffam

[@peneloperios1386]

hi jeff

[@JeffWittek]

@@peneloperios1386 hi

[@mchenearntech1825]

jeffam im here

[@peneloperios1386]

best youtube out there 👍

[@peneloperios1386]

@@JeffWittek i’m gonna literally piss my pants i didn’t think u would respond but HI

[@BrianohAyala117]

bro I just wanna say I love you bro I saw that you're talking to Danika and I am too stoked you're in support of a recovering addict man so much respect for you Jeff. Keep up the good work

[@C0ACHMAYNE]

This podcast has become better than impaulsive bec. Logan has gone full NFTS and the metaverse. Its sad, really.

[@thebakery5555]

Yeh Logan’s basically a salesman now. Very disappointing

[@exploitprimitive]

scammer

[@Daenah7]

Yes! I always end up turning off the NFT episodes 😴

[@kevinavery6384]

Been in the exact situation mike explained with his dog, and any human should be heart wrenched in that situation. Let’s keep it up though all dogs go to heaven! Keep diggin doggg!

[@user-hl1rx4gj2i]

The smashed in window part is relatable. Like I just don't have the energy to care about certain shit anymore, not in a depressed/numb way, but in a way where I've been through enough shit and have found that most things eventually have solutions. No need to get worked up about shit that has already happened and can't be changed

[@faithwilson21]

I love when mike just hypes us tf up

[@dom5215]

11:39 “And I do wanna say this before we start” MIKES START UP FOR JEFFS FAN COMPLIMENT EVERY EPISODE HES ON 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@CrescendoIceCream]

Seeing a new JeffFM is always a good way to combat the sunday scaries!

[@virgillopez5889]

The weather segment gets better every time

[@wizardwilson3625]

The pressure washing call in was classic 🤣 That stoner had no clue wtf he was saying, he just wanted some clout. On another note, I like the fact Mike is hanging around on the show. He brings a whole vibe!

[@comptonkid7264]

“I had to put down my family dog “ .. Jeff - “you did it yourself ?” 😂

[@dillanhamilton]

When Kyle said you wake up and your cars stolen I felt that. Got off night shift walked out to parking lot and my truck was stolen. Worse feeling ever

[@giovannygon18]

i wish i had a friend or boss like jeff. he’s always looking out for his boys and looking to bring them up with him. he defends them and like mentors them. sucks he’s had so much unfortunate stuff happen to him lately. i’ve had dogs pass away too so i know how sad the whole process is.

[@hitmeupd4226]

It’s messed up how one guy could make all your other friends switch sides

[@Mikehowarth1988]

Jeff should have just forgiven David considering it was an accident. People don’t like bitterness and resentment. Also, this format when the audience is quite young will lose them. Why do you think David always did short videos and cut the videos a lot… the barbershop worked because it was funny and there were different popular guests on. Jeff will figure it out.

[@omgitsdm1740]

mike howarth hard to do when David doesn’t admit any fault

[@Mikehowarth1988]

@@omgitsdm1740 he has admitted fault and he’s apologised. He clearly didn’t want to hurt Jeff and lost control. I understand why you would be angry for a bit but they were friends and mistakes happen… also, Jeff hard to read because he acts like a tough guy but really he’s quite an emotional dude. Time will heal them.

[@robertkulick3297]

Clicked faster than I could blink

[@MadeofStarsMusic]

Loveeee ittt! Love the outlook!

[@thematicalprice1235]

Same bruh l😂l

[@JLP8991]

no cap

[@darrellrussell7259]

Mike and Jefj make a great duo

[@glaciergang]

This podcast is everything I could possibly need on a Monday. Im crying laughing during the medicine/janko call

[@helenolmosjimenez4024]

The geico dancing while Mike is talking about the case XD Cracks me up!!!!

[@jzax9959]

Bro jeff and mike is just one of those unstoppable duos

[@alospraylo]

Every once in a while Steven sounds like Kermit when he talks😂😅🤣

[@OutcastDimensionTCG]

I love the combination of Mike, Tana, and Jeff. You guys do so awesome together and play off of each other. You have great levity but also take thing seriously and even if you have somewhat different personal views you always try to see the other side and listen to people's sensitivities a bit. You have surprised me with the depth you guys talk about certain topics. I enjoy it alot. Very balanced and funny too!! thank you for a great show. And it's awesome seeing someone trying to improve themselves open and honestly. No one is perfect, we all face a journey and learn from situations, and you seem to let us in on that journey.

[@713skyline]

Bro mike looks like he has more fun on Jeff fm than impaulsive

[@kaysibley2129]

“if steven didn’t speak & i just looked at his face i would love him unconditionally” haha

[@nickb1892]

So glad you left the SS Dobrik. His ship sank, that was a beginning step for you. You're cool as heck Jeff

[@FiveLeefClovr]

jeff and mike not knowing about the ps5 availability is so funny to me 😂😂 good luck george 💛

[@Romanjimenez32]

I love these two together man 😭

[@ItalianSkillzHD]

“You can sell me tickets again that you got for free” 🤣☠️ mikes face when Jeff said that

[@josephineknechtli2208]

dude i have like no friends i can see atm and this makes up for it !! best podcast ever

[@domzxo]

The sound quality is really good on the pod

[@melaniemoreira3937]

Thank you for this podcast Not having a good week and this just made me feel so much better. Related to you all and I’m just grateful you guys exist thank you ❤️

[@jac7699]

Majlak on Jeff FM> Majlak on Impaulsive

[@jeffclips]

Gonna make some good clips outta this one 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[@vivicajigas]

Wtf im literally crying over mike’s dog experience 🥺 its so hard

[@MotherSmeagolypuff]

Best cast in yt .. real and hella fry humor

[@nicolejaniece3312]

jeff and mike make a superior duo. I really like seeing them together.

[@garrettcollins9]

The lizard dancing during the Geico talk 😂

[@paulmaldonado1776]

needed this rn 🫣

[@SophiaNormantas.]

I appreciate Mike showing up to match the Jeff FM set haha

[@sauceymom]

I love when these 2 get together!!!

[@cieraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I NEED THAT SHIRT THAT MIKE IS WEARING RIGHT NOW

[@timramirez1714]

love this pod! Keep going

[@clydetexan]

Man, these two guys have really hit it off. There is a real bond there. I wonder if Mike misses Logan?

[@Samanthie11]

51:46 😂😂😂 Kyle is so effortlessly funny and doesn’t realize it. That comment had me dying 😂

[@Harel55555]

hit refresh to find a new episode and boom ty

[@smokeyvision217]

15:47 I don’t think Logan even owns a suit. And every time I see him on the night shift he’s either drunk or stoned to the gills. This “business Logan” must be a couple phone calls with business people lol

[@kossychur]

Love the start, to know that mental health is key makes me feel that it’s, okay that I spend 3hours in the gym just so I feel sane everyday cheers brother

[@shaneglover941]

Mad respect to mike for that family dog story, went through a similar thing growing up, mad props brother

[@liljmarian7327]

“You could sell me tickets again like last time when you got em for free” 😂

[@barbellsandnails]

i think you get a great audience bc you put out great content. keep it up jeff 🤌

[@LeuVonLeu]

Jeff and Mike u have a similar character. That middle europe Italian/Balkan street talk. Jeffs oldest friends have Italian, Albanian herritage and so on so he has grown up around that vibe. They were hanging around the street just talkin shit and doin shit. And in the mean time Mike is sitting under a bridge.... not noing he has the same vibe and wouldve fit perfectly with Jeff and his friends at that time.... but finally their energy connected and now they take on all the time missed back earlier and its beautiful.

[@شموخ-ي4ش]

I enjoyed this episode felt like a real conversation

[@jaelynmckenzie7852]

Yayayay you posted

[@sisipisi]

Quality 👏 thanks guys

[@619AJ]

I love how it took 15 minutes to get the weather report.

[@Jon-wn3nw]

Mike just needs to become the cohost already

[@_BrianFitz]

Haha this is a great show fellas

[@Bradzhaw]

good shit boys! you guys are hitting recently, keep it up!

[@kole0429]

I knew that podcast was gonna cause some issues but I don't feel like it was maliciously done. Jeff saying the mamas got to him got to me too .. I wouldnt want anyone speaking on or making light of my child's disability or their differences from others. BUT I do love Jeff and I know he meant no harm & at least he owned it.

[@Hendo.OTB.]

One of the best episodes

[@TheOriginalFM13]

mike called us *the audience* one of the best . VAMOOOSSS

[@stevehubenschmidt3594]

🤜💥🤛 Keep on Rocking it !! Mike is Crazy !!! Love it 🤟

[@dkhowimalivev3633]

It’s wild bc I am a huge fan of mike and Jeff so this is perfect….. Jeff I’m having a rough week too and I’m a Sagittarius like you bro! From a 36 year old female

[@Mercuricmike]

Yes we back!

[@michaeleh2964]

Commenting on the last episode I never laughed harder at a podcast. That was gold. Offensive but gold

[@aidenchhin9605]

jeff will you ever do a hair routine video?

[@shusui7]

Weather man quits…. Mike: I don’t know if I need an umbrella…. ** has existential crisis ** I don’t know anything….

[@mission2113]

I love this show. Steven is wholesome

[@thatguybazzi2899]

Everytime i get this noti at 2 AM on the east coast… it legit makes me so happy and i binge it til 3 AM

[@moregravity033]

Same lol

[@BoltBoy21]

This pod is the best out of all of em on KZbin

[@MrMtz2150]

Love you Jeffy boy, keep going!

[@calebludlow5150]

Best episode yet. Love you boys

[@mchenearntech1825]

nice podcast 💯🔥🔥

[@PennyPaige13]

A fellow Aussie! There is places in Australia that snows 😂 we all love you over here Jeff!❤️❤️

[@tomchristman1443]

As a 24 year old man, you do motivate me jeffy boy. so dont fuck up

[@lns4life]

Jeff saying he lives like those islanders lol and then Mike calling him out about the carrot cake lol 😆 he's like okay yeah I treated myself. Love this podcast

[@joemurray1664]

Please never stop doing this podcast

[@brittany234]

Yooooo the soundboard goes CRAZY lol

[@ashahmed9983]

Jeffs defo the kind of guy that sells 40 packets for 50. And says that the best shit out here in LA

[@TTOS69]

I love Jeff but I honestly just tune in now to see Kyle lol. Love that boi ❤

[@gg-xb5pu]

You saved my life last summer Jeff. I ducked my face up too, broke my jaw, and literally a week later your docuseries came out and I felt motivated to keep moving forward. Your teams development is awesome too and you guys collaborating with other successful influencers is beautiful to see. Art

[@carlijohnson7631]

Mike saying if a crypto scam happened In his car its not illegal…☠️😂☠️ LETSSS GOOO!!!