Mike The Ruler and Asspizza: How To Be Cool Teens | Fashion Bros On Complex S2 E10

On the tenth episode of Season 2 of "Fashion Bros," bicycle seat sniffer Lawrence Schlossman and human wart James Harris emerge from the anonymity of the Internet to hang out with Mike the Ruler and Asspizza and learn how to be Cool Teens™.
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Mike The Ruler and Asspizza Show the Bros. How To Be Cool | Fashion Bros S02 E10 from Complex.

[@yungsherman6388]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Mike waiting for Asspizza to answer a question so that he could say the same answer

[@jzoomz]

mike the ruler's jokes weren't even funny and the guy was bursting out laughing like it was the funniest thing ever -____-

[@AVA-wh3wz]

Tru

[@carbonskateboarding5318]

Justin Zumel real talk this video is hella funny

[@deanxavier9552]

i guess it's kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch newly released series online?

[@raydencurtis249]

@Dean Xavier Flixportal

[@deanxavier9552]

@Rayden Curtis thanks, signed up and it seems like a nice service :D I really appreciate it!

[@ColeDaCMNDR]

4:30 "I've never won a fight tho" - Asspizza THAT'S WHY CARTI FUCKIN WORKED YOU

[@ColeDaCMNDR]

+Yoshi lays green eggs Ha! Well Kerwin definitely got worked and Asspizza kept throwing his arms up begging him to stop after one hit. Indisputable L.

[@OxuPoxu]

+CGODCole I'm pretty fucking sure he said "I never wanna fight though"

[@ColeDaCMNDR]

He's the one who challenged Ian to a boxing match after they were talking shit, meaning he did want to fight in some capacity. I can keep handing out L's all day.

[@OxuPoxu]

CGODCole This video is old as fuck and that happened like a month ago. The only one here taking L's is you for misquoting him.

[@KjvYaBoii]

he didnt have a reason to fight carti it was a him and ian situation. he found it kinda gay that ian brought other people into a personal thing.

[@777balenci4]

bro 2014 was a different time lol

[@jbbbbbbbb]

"don't flex your parents money" the kid is 14 and wearing rick owens smfh

[@jbbbbbbbb]

***** Oh boy here we go. Go on, explain.

[@estebandiaz2253]

Theophilis was wearing asspizza in a previous fashionbros. He has money and he has contacts like Ian Conner.

[@BrokeBikeMountain97]

Esteban Diaz He was referring to mike not ass

[@rubartisaname]

lmao at mike looking at everyones face whenever he makes a joke

[@zepsosa]

fr

[@HKT100]

"If you like sports, youre dad probably beats you...." Truer words could not have been said...

[@chavo2k7]

haha "fuck sports," these were def the guys left at the end during the kick ball draft.

[@Halo3Legend11]

I think that's you bro

[@chavo2k7]

Frezz nice burn

[@loganwendt778]

+chavo2k7 People like you are the reason they say fuck sports.

[@chavo2k7]

Logan Wendt I'm an open minded dude, and them saying "fuck sports" is just close minded and lame, i didn't come in trying to hate but their anti culture attitude for the sake of trying to be cool and edgy is just annoying

[@chavo2k7]

John Doe wow i think your insult just scarred me for life

[@julionavas9091]

Dis guy Asspizza said "I am" as low key as possible 😂

[@RizlaTakesOver]

asspizza is cool but you can tell miketheruler was raised by the internet smh

[@darius123dx]

+RIZLA FUCK OFF

[@lilsquzisquirt]

Miss this era

[@yaboidub]

Since when is fashion spending a shit load of money on shit everyone wears, these dudes are hypebeasts, they are not fresh, when I was in school you wanted to be different not a costume

[@splotsify]

Mike the ruler is literally the opposite of cool

[@bigguccisosa8447]

fr

[@darius123dx]

+Jack Gignac YO FUCK OFF

[@lexar2058]

+Darius Johnson he steals money from his parents which he is literally people not to do in this video. He flexes his parents money you fool

[@jayd4476]

+Jack Gignac thank you bro lmao. Yoo when a person lame asb but is gassed up to the max. The dude swears he knows bout fashion but was just put on.

[@bgotsole9868]

you called a 14 year old not cool. lol you should really consider the depth of what you said... let me explain... HE HAS TIME TO GROW. HE MAKES MONEY AND BUYS WHAT HE WANTS. I just think you're jealous kid

[@Vamashara]

What i learned from this is that cool today is whatever that´s as far from cool as possible. This might just be peak irony.

[@SamJohnsonAZ]

I’ve attempted to watch this on multiple occasions and can never make it past the 3min mark

[@dereklansky7764]

i respect these kids man. Its inspiring to see kids my age come so far in what they love and progressing.

[@putmeawayplease]

I was googling fuccboi to understand what it meant and somehow I got here from an article about them. I still don't understand what a fuccboi is, though.

[@unaaaaaaa1934]

+brokenupbeat are you spaceghostpurrp or his producer? I see you on all of his vids.

[@EisenbergFlavour]

thank you for sharing your story

[@SkillrSilvia]

this is cringe

[@user-kahsnani]

only thing that's cringe worthy is the fact that your whole family doesn't have leukemia yet.

[@TristanGong]

+0283 “023082038203” 20392093 woah just take it easy, man

[@TojoTv]

+0283 “023082038203” 20392093 shiet

[@unaaaaaaa1934]

shut up ray martinez

[@Dukes87Productions]

I love how cringe

[@shifatsean2584]

I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ASSPIZZA HIS NAE IS AUSTIN

[@nateratliff3718]

2020. this is aweful

[@austincole8428]

HAHA at least my cheekbones are on point

[@stoopid4355]

Mike The Rulers tells a joke and then looks around for approval every time

[@manny1659]

He’s 14

[@stoopid4355]

@@manny1659 i was 14 when i made that comment 🤣🤦‍♂

[@carbonskateboarding5318]

I wanna be friends with those two kids so bad the kid on the left is hilarious! Super chill kid on the right!

[@skateboard446]

"Drugs and alcohol are wack"

[@orbform]

"I never wanna fight" lmaooo

[@Kendall_Rogers]

+illuminico he got his ass beat too

[@chrisbawson9135]

+platypus he only got punched

[@jaacobi]

+platypus "got his ass beat" Bruh carti only landed one punch because his master Ian was too pussy to fight him

[@palms666]

what's wrong with never wanting to fight?

[@SkillrSilvia]

+illuminico think he said "i never won a fight"

[@mikemcpuff2315]

this aged well

[@ben-ue1qe]

back when complex was cool

[@spookybruv421]

This video is so cringe

[@lilsquzisquirt]

It’s crazy how this was the same scene as valid like salad

[@gabe211]

love this kids. they're hilarious

[@JordanTaylorvision]

I'm 38 and what is this?

[@Scareflum]

Dam tbh I remember watching this when I was young haha still into clothes but still can’t afford the garments I want lol I’m 20

[@HugoHum]

Lmao these kids are hysterical

[@boglin]

you can hate all you want but they always look like they having fun, jealous

[@okidot]

the internet is a powerful force.

[@skrtcobain1141]

"everyone is quoting shit and i wanna be cool"

[@bradensmith661]

Why do people think they're cool...?

[@SureGamer1]

+Braden Smith mostly because they do what they want. Everybody wants to do what they want but cant really. There will always be an attraction to these kinds of people.

[@coldg7461]

+Braden Smith because they are white

[@tonyiommi8714]

+Braden Smith So the awkward teens in high school are now the coolest teens?

[@damnbro53]

Aren't these the fruity fashion kids that wanna be like ASAP rocky ? How do they actually get income ? Thats the mystery no hating just curious ?

[@MashiroShiina]

they look like nerds tbh -_-

[@alterpathmusic]

This hosts are so uncool that it hurts

[@dablacksquad]

The funny part was the fact all these pics where taken from hypebeast forums hypebeast thread

[@dablacksquad]

***** huh what's that

[@symmetricalfoundation8735]

Low Key everybody thats talk shid bout'em prolly wanna be them though

[@johnporter1676]

Live in a shit hole and have crusty hair ???

[@TristanGong]

+Jaymes Cheek why would i wanna be a high school dropout whos gonna end up working for minimum wage in about a year?

[@symmetricalfoundation8735]

Because he's making it work for him Tristy

[@gabrielosirosite]

mike's laugh in 6:10 is so weird but im in love

[@sebastianmitchell8787]

One of the best episodes

[@shard1073]

2014.

[@PINATACLUB]

4 years late but supreme been lame asf since 2014 now 2018 n it’s even worse

[@MerpOT]

Heywood Jablowme nah supreme traaaash

[@Larbioca]

Cap

[@Voidmag]

They obviously spend their parents cash.

[@xlsubzero]

Kevin got put on blast lmao

[@klarkcent9566]

"i never wanna fight" "GET HIS ASS CARTI"

[@aldown]

I don't get it. I don't see what's special about these kids. They are kinda funny but not hellishly funny, they wear Supreme but don't have off-the-charts mad style. They are just typical teens hyped up by social media. Guess this is what future icons are made of: hype and kinda clever social media management. But, then again, I might just be a very old 26 year old.

[@edwardfelder6757]

Honestly they just did their own thing and thats how they got big... they werent bandwagons. they didnt try to be Hypebeasts. they just did them. Other people can take their own route in life. everyone has their own opinion. IF you like sports go for sports you like fashion go for fashion. Damn

[@patzacherson]

This nigga said "finally bought the shoes after reselling his virginity" LMAOO

[@SolesAndSwag]

"as long as they're not a thot" BWHAHAHAH LMFAOOO

[@CheapSushi]

These kids were actually hilarious!

[@berlinwallneverfall1991]

YO WHAT, I FOLLOW THESE GUYS AND I HAD NO IDEA THIS EXISTED YOOOOOOOO

[@NickMaddox0]

Ass Pizza forsure is off the percs now

[@Larbioca]

NickMaddox0 I doubt it lol

[@killamikebgx3]

Yo y do they look like JAY & SILENT BOB

[@M4TTYN]

hell no! Michael Frausto

[@killamikebgx3]

Hahaha okay.

[@Updogg3000]

What the hell is this?!?!?!????? These are "Cool Teens"?? These dorks look like extras from the movie "Clerks" (Google it, kids).

[@22lagoon]

Talk about a time capsule

[@12131AllDay]

2:31... "We beg mommy and daddy"

[@BubbaENT]

New episode 2024!!!??

[@BoutiqueTiger]

The part where they said drugs aren't for me 😂😂 tbt to being 14 y/o

[@finnpittarmstrong7023]

I like these kids

[@emiliolara5459]

lol that kid in the beginning is the coolest

[@lelaki88]

these kids are pretty chill not try to stunt or try too hard 8:05

[@GooseBumppps]

Why doesn't this show still exist

[@alexrobinson7127]

yo mike youre herb word to if i catch you in soho im gonna bully you haha

[@xavierf610]

FAILING UPWARDS BABBBYYY

[@texashat485]

Has it already been 3 years? 🦗

[@dresdenblack3905]

So they make money off being cool. And they're cool for making money. Genius

[@watermelons311]

these kids are funny

[@JPFr3sh]

Okay...props to the homies, young guns bringin game!

[@BoutiqueTiger]

Bro Tom Burkitt was one of the kid's selfies they roasted 😂😂

[@julius7801]

That Mike is the funniest teen on Earth

[@robertzhang2608]

good ep these kids are funny as shit

[@idcaboutirl]

telling people how to wear supreme? yea real cool dude

[@muchomojoman6599]

Asspizza owes solepremecon $20

[@maxwellbaer1158]

Who is funding this?

[@Pulse8]

#fuccboisquad

[@Basedzombies]

"So if you had to fight you would? Of course!"

[@pbkeeper]

This is what happens when parents refuse to accept the doctor's diagnoses of full blown autism.

[@MatthewHALO3star]

6:35 ha the guy on the far right looks so uncomfortable it's hilarious.

[@ejbthekid]

I'm the same age as mike and I'm not even close to famous like him ...

[@AndyS52]

Always reaching for new lows

[@austinbolen7163]

"dont flex your parents money" - daddys boy who asks for a thousand dollars just to look cool.

[@toebear]

austin bolen idiot

[@foolishfool8789]

in a no jumper interview mike the ruler said he went to reform school for stealing his parents money to buy clothes

[@ashtonnajarian7549]

yo theyre just doing shit they want to do. everyone's just mad they can't take a sharpie and doodle on a shirt and sell it for $200. I'm pretty jealous too honestly, but i don't have a right to hate

[@youngkeefstanka7822]

Those guys are fucking brutal, they make me laugh.

[@gmixd3822]

was dat yung weej

[@IBelgianProductionsI]

whats the 3brand mike said, the one after rick owens? acker..

[@TheFearlessGoat]

acrnm

[@rustyd3817]

I’m glad Desus and Mero moved on from this shit

[@drewmurph2018]

Stop moving your hands so much hitler and stalin

[@robertoreyes2671]

Legendary

[@jimbog1842]

Our future is fuck€D

[@davidjr97]

Lmao the person who created supreme left it because it was turning into a skate brand

[@originofdavid]

Lmfao thus hilarious

[@rufus5208]

Everything about this video is cringe. And I hate the word crinfy

[@christianl3852]

fuck fashion, wear sketchers

[@darius123dx]

+Christian Lum SUPREME FOR ALLL

[@Farbardda]

2:20 Thats My shirt :)

[@tatewick5176]

Can somebody tell me how they get money?

[@jimmmckee5729]

how to wear supreme right: just wear supreme

[@shaunsmith7768]

RIP EVERYONE

[@EhrenSkate]

So they spent the whole time talking shit on the pictures (which I would do too) but then the presenters say 'The youth is all about positivity and enjoying what other people are doing', why are they kissing their arses? They laugh hysterically at everything they said. Disappointed in Complex