Kung Fu Kid (Sega Master System) Mike Matei Live

[@curtg1662]

I can't believe I missed the Golvellius stream. Every screen has a cave. Sometimes you need to kill a certain number of enemies or hit the right rock/bush. There are sword, shield, and life upgrades. When you continue you start from the beginning, but keep your upgrades and half your gold.

[@OfficialXdaC]

love how mike is surprised we're not over the age of 60 like he'd prefer lmao

[@puppykitty6100]

Kids today and their darned wireless controllers. Back in my day we had to walk BOTH WAYS to the console.

[@OldSchoolCurt]

@@puppykitty6100ok that was hilarious

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

23:44 Here's your Switch 2 answer you guys want.

[@jaredhill6080]

Loving the Kung Fu content. If this channel were an 80s PBS show you could call it, "Still Kickin' with Sensei Matei"

[@johnmorlando8037]

37:19 morimoto watching your stream and looking around in a panic pulling up his pants 😂

[@thedragonauthority]

This was a favorite of mine growing up. I'd LOVE to see you play Spellcaster. That's one of my all time favorite S.M.S. games.

[@mikematei]

I just looked at some footage of it. Haven't really played that one before. I'll have to mess with it.

[@thedragonauthority]

@mikematei The fun part about it is that you have to figure out how to get past the puzzles & scenarios. The combat can be challenging at times but it is pretty fun.

[@user-mq4xp1gq3q]

1:50:12 - I would love to see a whole playthrough of Dinosaurs For Hire. That game was so tough to play growing up. That was my introduction to Contra-style games.

[@YoungBideo]

Mike talking about hookers had me cryingl😂😂😂

[@nunyanunya4147]

i cant believe he likes fat Asian girls...

[@mamefan]

You playing Altered Beast is like me playing Zelda 2, Mega Man, or Ninja Gaiden. You have 2 attacks as a monster, not just 1. Use that dragon forcefield way more. Press up and jump to jump high. Power-up orbs always come from blue wolves. Stay in the middle of the screen at the 1st boss, and you can't be hit. There is no Neo Geo Altered Beast. That person must think arcade = Neo Geo. The arcade version is on a Sega System 16 board.

[@MichaelMooneyPopCultureX]

I'm very nostalgic for Altered Beast. Me and my brother were handed down a model 1 Genesis, Altered Beast and Sonic from older cousins in like 1993 and started going to FuncoLand and got all the earlier releases like Ghostbusters. I'm still trying to collect every version of Altered Beast. Have Genesis, Famicom, Master System, PC Engine.

[@Nocturne_Duskclaw]

One of my favorite games for the Master System.

[@broadnerdmike6450]

Kung Fu Kid was the first game I was able to buy for my report card! I have a special place for it.

[@z0h33y]

Younger me had a Genesis growing up playing stuff like Toejam & Earl. Everybody I knew had a Nintendo or a Genesis, but I never saw the Master System, and never knew about the Master System. Felt like there should've been more of these systems in the wild, but I guess the NES was just that dominant?

[@mamefan]

I had a SMS but not an NES.

[@panpaletkalg2550]

miyamoto lore is truly wild, thank you Mike for the insight

[@dan_evilrobot]

Oh! Yeah, I have this game in my collection of Sega Master System. It's a bit harder than Kung Fu on NES.

[@mamefan]

My Master System came with a Hang-On/Safari Hunt cartridge. The Master System II came with Alex Kidd in Miracle World. You said Keith Courage, but that's a TG16 game.

[@mikematei]

Oh yeah duh. I think i was having a brain fart. I meant alex kid / sonic Where tg16 was keith courage / bonk

[@Arcodus]

Thanks for the upload, Mike! Denmark-New Jersey time zone difference makes it difficult to catch you live on Twitch, so this is appreciated

[@mikematei]

Sorry if my twitch hours aren’t lining up

[@linkinparkrulz2275]

This game reminds me of Kick Master on NES since all he does is kick.

[@ertont2849]

Good god it's been years since I've seen that game I remember playing it at a friend's when I was a kid ✌️

[@CinemaStormz]

Awesome playthrough. Keep up the good work 👏

[@theMicW]

I'm 10 minutes into this video, and I and I crying laughing so hard.

[@solracrod]

Go stare at the wall 😂I used to do this when there was nothing to do and just your imagination run wild !

[@andrewpanitz3579]

Can't wait for the piss pot stream

[@Gibsongoson]

I like these variety streams

[@captainblackheart999]

A second after i sarcastically thought of The Rock as Link... Matei said it 😂

[@BrentSohlden]

Thank you for streaming this. I used to play Kung Fu (the game in your tip video) on NES and a handheld b/w version of Kung Fu, a simple hand held videogame machine, not gameboy.

[@AAAAAAAAA1]

i love whenever mike gets angry and tells viewers to scoop his ass also great haircut

[@AAAAAAAAA1]

also play 6 hour stream of NOITA you fuckin pretty cool guy

[@deusvult4920]

I was looking for something new to check out, so I'm so happy to see this upload. Don't know how I missed this one.

[@1981mrdavid]

This game title is what they should have used for the 2010 Karate Kid remake.

[@JoshCarnegie]

58:40 XD

[@indiesludge]

Mike thank you, you’re the BEST 😊

[@OldSchoolCurt]

NES is the Goat but I would like to own a sega master system!

[@vanessaashford9203]

I'm honestly not too upset about the Switch 2. The Switch has been Nintendo's best-selling console to date, and last time they built a console around a gimmick (the Wii U) they almost went bankrupt as a result, so it's not surprising they'd see their best chance at staying competitive would be to take their most financially successful console and just make it a little bigger and significantly more powerful. A lot of the more innovative stuff in Nintendo's last generation was less inherently built into the console (like with the Wii) and more in providing optional alternative ways to use the features of the Switch, stuff like the Labo kits and the way the new Wario Ware game made use of the position sensors in the joycons, so I assume they'll probably be doing more of that. Also, there *are* already some minor quality-of-life improvements apparent in the new design (like the fact that it seems the console will come with a wireless controller that the joycons can be plugged into, rather than having to buy a controller separately). I feel like it's hard to take the opinions of KZbin commentors seriously on this; if Nintendo had tried something new and daring (like they did with the Wii U), they surely would've complained also, after years of lots of people whining about how Nintendo was just going for gimmicks rather than just a technical improvement upon the design of their console last generation (like Sony and Microsoft do), now that they're actually embracing the business model all those people wanted, people are *still* complaining, so I think it's kind of just a situation they can't really win.

[@gbarrancos1]

Awesome!! I remember when you tried this game for the first time and liked it (back when you you tried Alex Kidd)

[@paulieswalnut]

Hey Mike, did you know Ben is Glory? The Key is the link. The link must be severed. Such is the will of God.

[@MADFLIXandGames]

Hey wasup Mike funny I just did gameplay of this game 4 months hoping you would play it. I had this game since I was a kid this game is awesome.

[@sam_bibly]

old mike, did you see me?? on my old bike...we do all the old times in our old ways, mike

[@AvexFuddle]

Never even seen jewel master before, but Kung fu kid is awesome 😎

[@danielmad]

Man, I miss my sega master system.

[@chocolocojames213]

I love that cover art 😆😆😆

[@4thMG]

Lol Ricki Lake

[@linkinparkrulz2275]

There's an Offspring song that says "you can always go on Ricki Lake"

[@metaforcesaber]

I know I'm Captain obvious but the master system had such great colors. Because I think they could jam more per Sprite than the NES could.

[@Snootenhoff]

If you where ever cought in one of them there time loops and had to re-live the same day over and over for all eternity, but you had beer and Sega Master System games, it would probably be pretty cool.

[@mtgAzim]

Hey Mick. Not gonna write you an entire biographical sob story, but the short version is, things are really goddamn rough right now. I've had a myriad of health issues for over 20 years, and another myriad of newer ones. I "really" needed something that can just get my mind off of it for a bit. So I can come up for air, in a sense, and your streams are always a sure thing. Sometimes I purposely will avoid watching them, just so I can save them for emergencies, like now. Even though you're just playing old games and yelling about sitcoms and cum, it really helps. I'm quite positive that I'm not alone on this, so from myself and on behalf of the others, thank you maaaaan. Sincerely. 😬👍🏻 All that bullshit aside, recommendations. A few roguelikes: Ember Knights. Played it a bit like a year ago. Was alright, but it's had steady additions and improvements. It's pretty good. The one thing that bugs me about most roguelikes is that they're often all whimsical and shit. But gameplay wise, it's pretty good. It's your typical top-down affair. Hack n Slash, a bit like Castle Crashers. Worth a go if you want a new one to try. Second recommendation: Gunfire Reborn. This one is an FPS roguelike, and also has some whimsical shit. I thought it was gonna be a furry game cause the characters are animals, but at least there's nothing overtly gross or deviant. Where it shines though is in the gun play. It was reluctantly gifted to me on steam and I was all geared up to shit on and hate it, but I just can't. It's good. Worth putting on your list at some point.

[@mikematei]

Hey. Listen I know my streams are pretty stupid. But I just like hanging out with the chat and shooting the shit like how it was in the old days. Talkin shit on everything. Its as therapeutical for me as it is for some members like yourself. I know my streams are not for everybody. And that is more than fine. I am not doing this for fame. I’m retired and i just like hanging out and playing shit. Im happy they give you something to listen to. I have a few shows i listen to while doing stuff too so I get it. I’ll look up the games you suggested.

[@DracXBelmont]

There are far more non-whimsical roguelikes than there are not.

[@mtgAzim]

@@DracXBelmont Please name a few. And I'm not being a bastard, I'd love some recommendations. I have both Synthetiks. I love those, but they're too buggy to suggest to Mike. I imagine he'd hate having a good run get scrapped by bugs and oversights. But I'm drawing a blank on others. Vampire Survivors isn't "as" goofy, but everyone's already played that. I guess it's not just roguelikes, seems like most games are whimsical these days. Unless you're in to like grand strategy, Europa Universalis, Hearts of Iron stuff.

[@OfficialXdaC]

I'm 28 and I feel 60 already Mike T_T what's new? WHAT ARE WE PLAYING AGAIN oh... Kung Fu Kid

[@linkinparkrulz2275]

Playing vintage games will age you

[@edprado30305]

I just noticed the guy on the cover is missing a shoe.

[@zombiesouffle]

Great intro🤣

[@RevJWE]

Hey again, Mr. Matei. So I was browsing on eBay just for kicks and I saw Terminator for freaking Sega CD?! I don’t recall ever seeing that. Maybe something to check out. I know Sega CD games are mostly trash but… who knows? I’d love to be at your livestreams but I got banned from Twitch cause stalkers mass-flagged me. Anyway, just know that Shanny and I still love you and Erin and watch you on a pretty regular basis here on ShitTube. ✌️

[@daniell1509]

1:23:38 Hhiiii 🧚🧚‍♀

[@JustInkyy]

36:50 "when Nintendo drops the ball fans pick it up" -Nerd

[@Gibsongoson]

Okay the mullet is back, I see it all the time. Is it regional I live in the northwest? 😂

[@F28aj]

Orcs Must Die 4 is a rogue lite and comes out today.

[@japanis1382]

better than nes kung fu thats for sure

[@timthegem]

I fully expect to see Mike riding Mothra in Fortnite, and that right soon.

[@mikematei]

Did they add mothra to fortnite?

[@bombslikesaddam]

Hey Mike. If you are looking for logos to use on stream I'd suggest Kick Master from the NES. It has all the letters of your name and is one of my favorites.

[@realgoose5471]

Phil Donahue as Sahasrahla

[@maxpower_815]

Mike! I have a new challenge to recommend... "Donkey kong country: No death" I was playing the other day, noticed is one hit death, so feels like is doable, although it has so many levels.. so just dropping this thought here

[@bgjerpe]

Mr man baby on new adventures. Thanks mike

[@gagadreams]

Hey Mike, when was the last time you played The Guardian Legend? Such an underrated classic!

[@mikematei]

Its been a long time since

[@gagadreams]

​@@mikemateicool, came across it recently and couldn't believe how deep and innovative it was, definitely a hidden gem in a huge festering pile of trash!

[@R67K]

twinbee for the snes. its liek parodius / gladius, same style but a little different

[@Jallge]

What's the name of your break music?

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

37:19

[@nunyanunya4147]

i was born too late for the master system. 'sega' to me is the black system with sonic on it. was a garage sale as a kiddo and thought 'wow! they are selling bootleg video games!' because ov how universal generic the box art is. they are always the same NAME SYSTEM INFO shitty hand drawn by a middleschooler scean big empty graphpaper background.

[@raymondwise]

ATHENA for the NES I remember it being difficult if you want a challenge

[@phasmidgaming99]

For master system, these graphics seem insane or is it just me?

[@aaronflament]

Mike know my favourite s love thus stream I owned thus sites as kid in the89 and early 90 had many games for kensiden plus other games love the master system beat ups some of them not all

[@TexasBone]

The hardest boss on megaman is Rain Man definitely rain man definitely kmart definitely underwear definitely mmm hmm

[@thapupfather]

did miss piggy milk kermit from underneath for SaXuel pleasures..

[@Neotank22000]

Hey Mike, would you do a playthrough of Casey's gold on the 2600? It's a new game made by Dan Kitchen, there's 30 levels.

[@dipsetkory7964]

Check out the Ninja Gaiden 2 Black Remake... its great!!!

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

I think Mike is more interested in the new 2D game.

[@Motawa88]

Where is that video with the comments?

[@panicfarm9874]

Third game I had, it wasn’t a good experience and my brother and I went back to playing Hang on

[@mycoolbeernuts6870]

Wow - Karate Kid - Bootleg - The Sequel is Better: Kung Fu Kid and the Pubes of Dishonor

[@mikematei]

Dishonarable Pubes (sega master system) Mike Matei Live

[@mycoolbeernuts6870]

@@mikematei I missed the fun!

[@Gibsongoson]

I’m gonna buy it 😢

[@demonicadog]

Play Super Turrican

[@illlogick7151]

Switch 2 … something else 😂…. Nintendo gameboy color’D this one

[@netkilrblx]

Mike Matei, play ROBLOX will ya?

[@dolcespiano]

Mike my wife ended up leaving me :(

[@MarkMorten-du4ep]

I tried playing donald duck on gba, but it is detestable. Have you tried it?

[@Spawn3X5]

Thats what I don't like about borderline 2 have to grind everything and to get infinte ammo weapons Was waiting for altered beast. Not a big fan of it would rather see it streamed Theres cheats to play every beast through every stage

[@mikematei]

Yeah i dont like the grinding for ammo in borderlands either

[@Flarisic]

youre cool

[@MarkMorten-du4ep]

The famicom version of altered beast is awful, you should play it.

[@thapupfather]

switch2 not buying it, time for Tendo to liscence like sega its long over due

[@DizGoneWild916]

Every single Playstation and xbox console has just been a more powerful version of last console. No innovation there. At least Nintendo innovates every couple generations.

[@Motawa88]

I hate jack black

[@dougo670]

I guess garbage yt flagged or blocked my other comment with golvellius tips for some reason...

[@mikematei]

They do that shit all the time. This comment was put in spam too. I just manually unblocked it. I dont know man, KZbin sucks

[@dougo670]

@mikematei thanks for heads up! Let me know if you want any tips reposted for golvelius. I did also mention you have Pit Pot... its under "A" Astro Warrior + Pit Pot. It was a double cart game.

[@JIMBO8472]

I member this shite game.

[@CrazyCouchSurfer]

Hey Mike its your buddy over at Twitch now. I was on tonight saying The Unholy War, truestarhero. So at the end of the month I am going to be putting a video recorded through my telescope of all the planets aligned if you want to hop in on it and leave me a big message, say anything Idc.