BEAT UP BY A CHIPPENDALE

[@TreMelvin]

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LAAAAAAIDDDDDDD IN THIS VIDEO

[@Kay-bj8sv]

Tre! I love you!

[@MilesJaiProductions]

Oh boo I do try~ (painting nails emoji)

[@Kay-bj8sv]

***** Miles. I love you!

[@armisyatre]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS 💅( I found da nail painting emoji, Miles) 💇 ERRYTANG DIIIIIIDDD!!!!

[@poopmama]

OMFGG TREE I NEEDA ANOTHER DR.DREA.....!!!

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

"How long have you been a woman?" "....All of my life. -_-" *deaddd*

[@MrsMeganMoon]

You "stank you stank you stank" Sorry about that knee! That ish HURTS!!!!!!

[@MilesJaiProductions]

I came out to have a good time and I was honestly feeling so attacked back then.

[@madamwane2000]

Haha 😂

[@Villanellequeen]

'Excuse the fuck out of me' hahahah Hahahah I need someone to piss me off just so I can use that line!

[@noiousadonis]

Fendi! Love you!

[@imonlyhereforthelaughs]

At first glance I thought the title said "beat up by chipotle" hahaha 😂

[@madmazemart]

Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂

[@3002maik]

Me too

[@Obsessed_Collector]

Same here lol

[@Ms.BonBun]

Right cx same here

[@emilythomas8305]

Monica same omg.

[@SeizethedayRa]

The part when he smacks the lower half of your body off has me in TEARS.

[@LEluuluu]

Yaaaas! I had to rewind. Too funny :)

[@DaijaWatson]

his body was on point though....

[@WhiteRaven696]

Yes it was, gurl. Yes it was.

[@danae1469]

i DIE at your illustrations! you is fierce miles ;)

[@ojayuati3094]

ahahahahah them artistic skills tho. :P

[@Nakiimushi]

the cartoon makes this 100% better 😂😂 omg

[@FlawlessKevin]

Make more story time videos!

[@PjSparkle08]

yes plz miles. its like having some real talk with ur bestie :)

[@Robelessd]

okay but seriously Miles looks sooo good with dark hair

[@jaensimone]

You should reinforce everything you say by waving around a makeup brush from now on.

[@MilesJaiProductions]

I'm definitely going to make sure I do that now.

[@Chibuogu]

DEFINITELY AGREEING WITH YOU ON THAT ONE!!!!

[@babylennyoquendo9293]

YAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!

[@falalaxd]

omg those illustrations killed me. When your torso just flew to the ground...I mean I died. hahahaha But I'm originally from Vegas, and my mom still lives there and I've had plenty of creepy experiences on the strip. People seem to just lose all common sense once they get onto the strip, like common courtesy and manners don't exist on the Las Vegas blvd lol

[@tyanahl.4461]

These animations are KILLING me 😂😂😂💀

[@Yanescudo]

OH MY GOD you look so damn good with this goth-ish thing going on I can't even!

[@noamvardys]

Your drawings are everything!!!

[@MLangenbroome]

Oh the shit that I went trough with drunk people... -.- Last year I took the metro home from a concert and this guy death stares at me and with every stop he moves one seat closer to me until it freaked me out so much, I jumped out of the metro a second before it left the station. Also last year, I walked home from a dinner date when a guy came up to me to tell me that he wants to take up my warmth. And when I was 16 a guy in his 50s came up to me to tell me that I'm ugly.

[@AfroKuudere]

I maybe a horrible friend for doing this, but I would laugh at the last one and then go insult him back while giving him a piece of my mind.

[@MLangenbroome]

I was horrified and it destroyed the last bit of self-respect and self-esteem I had. It was not a fun situation.

[@AfroKuudere]

I know how you feel. But, I have a weird sense of humor and at the same time I feel like nobody should be disrespected. That's why I said I'd be a horrible friend. You wouldn't know whether to be Angry at me for laughing at such a ludicrous statement made by someone who's middle aged or Happy I stuck up for you in the fact that he shouldn't be telling people who are underaged where their beauty lies.

[@ellieloll3791]

In hs this random guy hugged me out of nowhere for no reason, never saw that boy again

[@MLangenbroome]

***** Well thanks but I was an awkward, pimply teenager. I blossomed, I guess.

[@ProSimsTV]

GUUUUURRRRL 2NE1 poster in the back ❤️❤️❤️

[@emilianmihalcea2541]

YAAS GUUURL! miles has good taste in music >3

[@anyname13579]

Pika Chu ProSimsTV doesn't he?! i really want to know where he got that poster because i need it in my life.

[@IckoMildness]

First thing first, you look gorgeous ** Second: I had an experience like that, like not really. I was going back home, it was midnight, when two men start talking to me thinking I was a woman. So, I am a man and I dress up like that, but they were too drunk to see the difference between me and a woman. They start touching my booty and my boobs (I don't have them lol), even I told them to leave me alone. Finally they understood I was a man by my voice and they run, run so quickly I still cannot believe that XD Reminder to myself: never walk at midnight in a desert street.

[@IckoMildness]

FlyingMonkies325 especially drunk men... Imagine if there was a girl in my place D: that could've ended really bad :(

[@yamsnmac]

WHERE YOU GOIN?! NO WHERE ! 😂

[@pip082493]

He def needs to be fired, that was so inappropriate, I would have gotten arrested that day lol

[@xAxeI]

I love how you reply to so many comments, so many youtubers just read them (which is fine too) but interacting with your fans is s- POW CHIPPENDALE ASS SLAP!

[@grahamcrackers8]

The paint drawings take this story to the next level! I loved it!

[@malikasaabira8605]

We need more animations in ur videos im dying of laughter

[@charlotteaitchison2922]

this is like my favourite miles video ever lmao i remember watching this over and over again when i was 14 😭

[@owlislike]

I was at AWA ( anime convention in DC) cosplaying. A guy came up to me and asked if he could take my picture ( typical at conventions) and then proceeded to ask me in a high cutesy voice " Can I rape you?" IT took me a while to calculate what he had said. Why the hell would anyone ANYONE say that?! When my brain stopped whirring I responded with: " I don't know. Can I break your arm then throw you off this balcony?" I am still not sure if it was a case of vast stupidity or true intent. But the conversation ended really really quickly after my reply.

[@Natedogg214able]

LOL i just died

[@k.y.269]

Bomfl. When he said "all my life" i was too dead. An when he waved tht brush around i died an got resurrected. Lol he was "too turnt"

[@meauxgee]

Your illustrations had me in freakin tears!!

[@eyad116]

Best kind of videos miles posts, i like his story videos, just love him when speaking stories and make me laugh my ass off

[@tatjanapatitz9339]

You never fail to brighten up my day, Miles! I love how you make me smile with your vlogs.Thanks so much!

[@AaawSnap]

I think, that this is one of my favorite videos from your channel!!! This was amazing!!!

[@TristanDollinger]

Story time with Jai is so much fun! Im sorry but your hard times file me with joy and laughter. And your drawings are the best!

[@CassandraCain]

A fake gladiator in Rome asked me if my boobs were real. I was eighteen!! And he was at least 20 years older.

[@fitihab]

What a db! Only in Rome!

[@MrStrawberry12]

Gurl i gasped so loud when you said he whispered that to you, like howww daree heeee

[@thecafechild]

Oh my god, the powder brush, I can't. You're the best Miles

[@sunreddy85]

Wow that man looked hot. Yes, the drunkenness is a turn off though.

[@Buhle93]

My depression had me in a serious pit all morning till I saw this video and it made my day! Thanks Miles!

[@TheEpicLulu]

I be straight up dying at how hilarious this is. Justified indignity at it's best girl you know how to bust some top cursing

[@theVtotheAtotheL]

All of your faces and silences and hand movement had me cracking up. I was dying!

[@shayejones8334]

I love her drawings omg they are so funny

[@raymondflorez]

I Can't Breath!! More Story Time With Miles PLEASSSSSE!!

[@ewtoyou3025]

OMG! I seen the 2ne1 poster and was dying

[@liamlegoo]

I'm legit crying laughing over here. I've missed the drawing interludes!!!! I SOOO needed this laugh today. Thanks!!!

[@cdlf14]

Omg. You made my day. Those sound effects and drawings are great. Keep it up

[@KaiserFailed]

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE TYPE OF VIDEOS. I GAGGED.

[@fcamaniac7547]

OMG miles I literally had to pause the video and get all my laughter out at the illustration of him smacking your ass and it falling off i've never laughed so hard

[@haldir1991]

I don't get something. Chippndale, is its job, since when you can get drunk WHILE DOING YOUR JOB?! -__-

[@kimpaspossible]

Well... It's Las Vegas... Everyone is drunk in Las Vegas

[@PumpkinPails]

They're strippers. People love handing out shots and drinks to them, and management doesn't care because the bars make money off the over priced drinks people buy, which means they make money.

[@hollywoodglam4059]

It vegas thats all people do here seriously we r called sin city for a reason drugs sex and booze(2 weeks and im gone finally)

[@terrancebaxter9428]

Kim Brasseur lol not everyone but yeah vegas is kinda of shitty.

[@miniyoshi9010]

This is the first of your videos I have watch and my god.... Gurl you are on point! Loving it!

[@MrPuppyboy13]

MMMMIIILLLLLLLEEESSSSSSS!!!! Those illustrations had me rolling and laughing so hard!!! Another video that made me love you even more!!!

[@Gemini_Woman]

Where are these photos ?

[@Vestraki]

Your Drunk Stare is just too FAB, also I love that Totoro pillow behind you.

[@4684peter]

Black hair looks REALLY good on you,it matches your eye shape kinda i don't it just makes your eyes look perfect :D ilysm

[@TaureanTigg]

YAY!!!! The drawings are back!!!! & you got the drunk 1 because you need a story to tell lol

[@kaela1494]

Miles I love your channel! I have seen your sailor moon poster on your wall and I was wondering if you liked any other anime's? if not I suggest that you see Lucky star, black butler, Rosario + Vampire, or Fullmetal Alchemist.

[@Mewwchi]

I watched this when's I just woke up I was crying with laughter it was the perfect thing to make my mood like 1001 for the rest of the dayy

[@leahsorrell5227]

LMAOOOO MY KNEE HIT THE COUNTER

[@lisaleuschnerandersen3906]

I'm a new subscriber, so I've only seen a few videos... But I love the way you talk! You are hilarious!

[@jadetaylor8727]

I love you so much. You're so animated and hilarious. Like Miles Dx tell us more stories XD ♥

[@Msanimaniac]

Chile, when I was 20, I had a 16 year old PM about how beautiful I was and that he wanted my number. I said no very politely, but he wouldn't take no for answer. Finally, I started cracking infant jokes. I guess I pissed him off because he cursed me out and said that the only reason he PMed me was because I was fat. In his mind fat equaled easy. I have never wanted to wedgie A Pull Up so bad in my life...

[@helenlee421]

^ When Miles makes a video so good (causing belly laughs), you just have to watch it twice in a row.

[@Morgu33]

Omfg Miles you always never dissapoint me with your videos!! xD

[@misteryboy1231]

The drawings though. Made my day.

[@haku674]

omfg! I love your My Neighbor Totoro pillow; It's so adorable!!

[@skittlesjollyranchers2170]

YOUR HAIR (flawless) I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! I want it

[@chrisbossyaa]

YESSS, i love story time videos like this

[@TomiiSinistar]

the drawing are EVERYTHING! LMAO!

[@kenlegourmand]

So according to your indication of his looks at 2:44 you were basically experiencing an episode of ANTM. With a fierce looking Tyra disguised as a Trippin'dale.

[@kaje1074]

LOL I was stressed out for class today, and I came back from dinner and watched this and my mood is so much better. When I thought I had a rough day you were being manhandled by a Chippendale guy lol

[@zacman1231]

OMFG!! I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER RN!

[@dutyboy100]

"i was oh jesus christ ladder day saints" lmaoo

[@tiptop9373]

this is a timeless classic

[@daviboy1000]

But in others news...anyone else notice how STUNNING Miles looks!!! Wow!

[@Rinsuki]

Miles you are so funny I was laughing so hard. Omg the pics you drew to go along ha ha ha with the hand I can't....

[@thescarletlion6878]

Can *anyone* tell me what the song that starts at 4:48 is? I've been looking for it EVERYWHERE and I can't find it. Pleaseee >-

[@Songstress92]

This video 100% made my entire day.

[@ODMorgan]

Them drawings though.... hahhaha definitely made the video from awesome, to fantastic!

[@whatsreallygood2457]

Trippendale- I will now call all my haters that

[@niecelove4376]

@3:48 I finally lost it😭😭😭

[@Quing_Dee]

Oooh, I am LIVING for this look ✨

[@LS-cg8gm]

I always love your circle lenses, can you tell me what brand they are please? Thank you ^_^

[@mz.weiners187]

Omggg this is WHY I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS 😂😂 AHAHAH. you had me on the floor.

[@nichellem5400]

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS! I totally agree make more story time videos. Lol this had me in tears. Best scene: *grab hand* Guy: where you going? *hand snaps* Miles: no where Lol I'm dead...

[@dramuah4891]

I LOVE THE 2ne1 POSTER IN THE BACKROUND

[@vonray2781]

3:45 OMG, I died here! LOL

[@jaayramos8913]

Your cartoons when you sayn stories are always funny asf !!! 3 x'D i love you miles

[@Rose0004]

Anytime a story starts with "So basically...," you know it's gonna be a trip, lol.

[@PrettyLittlezCupCake]

A few months after, Miles and Jordan were given their first video cameras which they enjoyed making their own dramas with, from this it was obvious Miles had a passion for being on camera creating his own sketches. Later, KZbin was created which he decided to upload his videos on. His mother retired from the military and they moved out to Las Vegas, USA where he continued to attend middle school. Miles still enjoyed drawing so his art class was his most loved class at the school. In eighth grade, he moved to another school and was in the year book staff where he made some of his best friends that he still kept in contact with when he left.

[@ygslvc]

"excuse the fuck outa me?!" LoL gurl I can't! XD

[@wphill100]

You look so pretty! I'd love if you could do a video on this makeup look!

[@kirbyd6571]

So Damn funny. Kept relaying abd laughing at the part where the body got karate smacked in half

[@AtomicZero]

LOL DAMN he grabbed that wrist and it snapped!!!

[@suppohkram]

That sucks that happened to you :( but you tell it like it is, gurl!! I especially enjoyed your lil poetry slam towards the end. lol

[@kotosqoposrly]

So many reaction gifs from one video .. Miles .. If I only knew how to make 'em!

[@CQNNOR]

The animations in the video are so funny!!! 😂

[@theblackrose009]

Your animations are so adorable and funny! XD

[@faceofglam]

Do you do your own makeup for all of your videos?? This looks really good

[@desy4748]

2:48 😂 I can’t 😂

[@prateekguddoo7674]

Omg milesss those linessss 'nothing goin on in ya head, bitch no bed'😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻! i love you, you're awesomeeeeee👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼✌🏼️✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼😘😘😘😘😘

[@itpaystobeme]

Too funny! I love your stories

[@yamiletnunez8958]

I love that hair style! ugh FaBuLoUs! lol