I have a gut feeling Milhouse is around here somewhere After all, isn't there a little of Milhouse in all of us?
@sakonan48834 жыл бұрын
Son of Tiamat I guess the Simpsons did what Skinner couldn’t and made something of Milhouse 😂
@CrocaHead4 жыл бұрын
In fact, you could say we just ate Milhouse, and he's in our stomachs right now!
@kingcamelot13954 жыл бұрын
Uh, maybe scratch that last one.
@aRandomwacko4 жыл бұрын
You just stoled the lisa joke from homer's BBQ, dint ya?
@apple543454 жыл бұрын
@@aRandomwacko oof
@charliehale54234 жыл бұрын
That moment when you think it’s gonna be a gay love story but takes a major swerve to the darkness!
@delete.25424 жыл бұрын
I know right! 😂
@JanAside4 жыл бұрын
There's no place for love on dark Simpsons
@honeymustardcheerios18084 жыл бұрын
I literally just thought that 😂
@DanielThureskog4 жыл бұрын
Milhouse is a three course meal Plus desert to seal the deal I'd rather eat Milhouse, Milhouse Milhouse I'd rather eat Milhouse, Milhouse Milhouse
@KC-dg9pu4 жыл бұрын
i thought they were gonna double team Lisa
@Marcus2808984 жыл бұрын
Kirk Van Houton: Its getting late, is Milhouse ready yet? Homer: Almost, just give him another 20 minutes...
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS4 жыл бұрын
I remember this line from the George Cauldron episode
@shadowmariogalaxy644 жыл бұрын
...but the concert’s at 8.
@ellismarquez84104 жыл бұрын
@@shadowmariogalaxy64 enjoy Bob Saget.
@donnaquixote75384 жыл бұрын
One of the best quotes from modern Simpsons.
@matthewwelch43053 жыл бұрын
@@ellismarquez8410 It's Bob Seger. . . Aw crap!
@scantron61114 жыл бұрын
“But what if...I were to butcher Milhouse and disguise him as my own cooking? Oh ho ho - delightfully devilish, Marge.”
@Edagui974 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that still be her own cooking, since it's certainly not Bart who is in charge of the kitchen?
@Raph5844 жыл бұрын
you call "human flesh" "thanksgiving turkey" ?
@apple543454 жыл бұрын
@@Raph584 it's a regional dialect.
@Edagui974 жыл бұрын
@@Raph584 It's still something cooked by Marge herself.
@amadeuszpyzel48484 жыл бұрын
Aha, what region?
@MrVariant4 жыл бұрын
Lol damn Marge. Ending his Parkour run. As good as Mirror's edge lol
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha, all that flare for nothing.
@Gazzitas4 жыл бұрын
At least they know they're getting quality lean meat.
@tempestfennac96874 жыл бұрын
Still Alive hardly seems relevant to Milhouse though. :P
@ryankinsella994 жыл бұрын
Steamed Hams, now with added Milhouse for that extra bland taste.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, everything's comin' up Milhouse!
@mitchfletcher23864 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson7536 *taps nose*
@Horsley-Green4 жыл бұрын
HA!
@andyw3864 жыл бұрын
The way Bart said "fun" I assumed it was gonna be some kinky stuff, but then it turned out to be something entirely different! I like how this channel keeps you on your toes, you can't always be certain what's about to happen!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha I do what I can, i'm happy to have your support!
@ericstaples72202 жыл бұрын
What makes the tragedy worse is Milhouse thought it was going to be kinky stuff. Bart manipulated his heart.
@Bixen_Bings Жыл бұрын
I mean I do that with my mates but you don't see me eating human
@fastertrackcreative Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be 'Dark Simpsons' if at least one character wasn't brutally murdered :P ... except on occasions.
@chris73724 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say we ate Millhouse! And he's resting in our stomachs!
@moarmosspatoproductions14754 жыл бұрын
Bart and Lisa: no it's not funny.
@aRandomwacko4 жыл бұрын
NOT FUNNY DINT LAUGH
@sujaymills88893 жыл бұрын
@@aRandomwacko Did you even get that reference?
@chom60964 жыл бұрын
“It doesn’t affect you, you’re not human.” Wait what
@WaspCameraInSpringfield4 жыл бұрын
I am also very confused on this point.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
I think he's just trying to encourage him to ditch his feelings, like a robot.
@chom60964 жыл бұрын
Dark Simpsons robot reference? New dark simpsons episode ideas??
@SteelBallRun18904 жыл бұрын
That's always what I thought of that line for years. Turns out it's "IF it doesn't affect you, you're not human."
@dragonboyjgh3 жыл бұрын
@@SteelBallRun1890 i just replayed it like three times, he definitely forgot the IF
@omaridaniels84274 жыл бұрын
What? Wiggum's acting like he's never seen a simple, unassuming Thanksgiving turkey before.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, at least he caught his suspect.
@endermenon48364 жыл бұрын
Boy at the end that looked like a lovely nerd-I mean bird.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol delicious, just in time for Thanksgiving!
@clayburton74723 жыл бұрын
Dang, Marge really needs to clean off the space dust on that cookbook. It should read “ The Joy of Cooking FOR Milhouse”.
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Haha the joy of cooking forty milhouses!
@Rejoice.4 жыл бұрын
You're getting better at making the Simpson than the last decade and a half of their writers
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you, but I have the advantage. I make storylines that the simpsons just can't do, unless it's a treehouse of horror.
@MichaelGeorge1614 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail has such an "oh my god here we go" feel to it
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, a few frames later he gets smashed on the head.
@jasonmnosaj4 жыл бұрын
Millhouse is such a turkey! I had some yesterday and got sick... now everything's coming up Millhouse 🤣
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha happy thanksgiving buddy.
@shapeswitch_mood72214 жыл бұрын
You've managed to make none logical reactions Into logical ones. Amazing.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol glad you enjoyed it.
@mathieuleader86014 жыл бұрын
If Milhouse was dessert he'd be milli vanilli ice-cream,
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Homer: No nothing made of people... Lisa Pulls out ice cream* Homer: Sherbert Hoover? Bleh...
@thisisanalt48213 жыл бұрын
Bart resisted the urge to lure Milhouse for a while, but even he couldn't stop getting a taste of milhouse sweet sweet can
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Lol things aren't coming up milhouse now
@KCCC3264 жыл бұрын
Wow, these are getting so smooth and seamless! Congrats dark Simpsons! I’m proud to be able to say I’m on the ground floor of such a promising career in entertainment. These are the new Simpsons, and they come from the old simpsons, which is perfection. Keep it up! Don’t get discouraged, people will come, slowly, and then all at once. My favourite Patreon sub, because I know you will go far.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! I really appreciate your support. Yeah a lot of work has gone into this channel over the last year and a half. Hopefully i can reach 100k subs soon.
@Luke-rm1kw2 жыл бұрын
Now this infrared camera is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Milhouse Van Houten in the oven, roasting slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices!
@rickydavis43254 жыл бұрын
But the question is, Is Milhouse clean from the moment "Their hands were everywhere"?
@erttheking4 жыл бұрын
"Milhouse, wanna have some fun?" Well, I think I know where this is going. EDIT: WELP! NOT QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha... a Bart x Milhouse video would've been good too.
@leonardopena71054 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSimpsons Please make it happen!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
@@leonardopena7105 Lol I'm sure i'll get to it in the future. I have a comic about it.
@flowertrue3 жыл бұрын
@@leonardopena7105 I mean it's kind of a natural. Bart told Homer he was a little attracted to Milhouse just to get him mad
@blairbrown48122 жыл бұрын
It's okay,man. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
@pipetman46454 жыл бұрын
This man has no limit. You sir are the kind our humanity should never lose 😂
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha I will live forever!
@thetimberwolf1004 жыл бұрын
This came together perfectly it was so believable and funny asf
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thanks! Glad you liked it.
@al_fletcher4 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best ones yet.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
@squidwardtenticals26994 жыл бұрын
Now this is good quality content thank you dark Simpsons you’re one of a kind ❤️
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol i appreciate your support! Thank you.
@ValorOni4 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful Thanksgiving episode. I'm thankful for your amazing contents Dark Simpsons.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful for you, and all these incredible commentors. I haven't read single bad comment on this video yet.
@Emike-nc9ew4 жыл бұрын
You killed me with the itchy and scratchy short...
@mytube6503 жыл бұрын
No wait, I accept THIS as cannon. A fitting end for Milhouse VanHouten.
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Haha everythings coming up milhouse!!
@mytube6503 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSimpsons it is. It really, really, is.
@simpsitandmore29083 жыл бұрын
Bart: wanna have some fun? Millhouse: OK
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Haha and fun was had by all!
@FarelForever4 жыл бұрын
He had it coming: he was too much on the 'dud side' to resist
@SonofTiamat4 жыл бұрын
Mmmm, steamed dud!
@FarelForever4 жыл бұрын
@@SonofTiamat well Marge, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good dud!
@crazyluigi66644 жыл бұрын
@@FarelForever But what if... I were to purchase fast Milhouse and disguise it as Dud cooking?
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, everything's comin' up Milhouse!
@MyStolenAimbot4 жыл бұрын
You really make good use of every possible clip.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you! I love these little obscure clips, I'm still finding new jokes even after rewatching it for so many years.
@pantstime45293 жыл бұрын
The turkey clip at the end was genius lol
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it.
@Dreammaster6954 жыл бұрын
This one looks like it’s all the same episode great editing 🤘
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
@elihughes98424 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see the family getting along.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, nothing like bonding over murder and canniblism.
@ramiroledesma38633 жыл бұрын
"El placer de cocinar a millhouse "🤣🤣
@lukedavis3703 Жыл бұрын
Eddie trying to hold his vomit is priceless
@DarkSimpsons Жыл бұрын
Haha yeah. Damn simpson cannibals
@tmccz19404 жыл бұрын
All of this was VERY well edited 👏
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
@jonathanrobinson89264 жыл бұрын
Lol Holy crap this was just a constant stream of great edits. I love how fast this one moved from one joke to the next. XD Was this purposefully released as a Thanksgiving special?
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol no, it was totally coincidental, i should've added something to suggest it was thanksgiving though.
@ZakWolf4 жыл бұрын
One of the things that make these hilarious for me are the sudden shifts in animation styles, like going from a really early episode to a more modern digitally-animated one.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol i think so too! Sometimes i purposely use new episodes just for the contrast.
@steveminecraft464 жыл бұрын
Look at it this way, at least he's now inside Lisa
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha... that's one way to look on the bright side.
@lordofthegremlins3 жыл бұрын
Well. It's called "dark Simpson's" and as usual, it didn't disappoint.
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Haha glad you enjoyed it
@arcticridge3 жыл бұрын
lol that spice rack, now that's one hell of a callback!
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Lol i love that spicerack. Id like to make one like that
@vytautas40654 жыл бұрын
Why. Just Why.Had you lost your mind!?
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, if you think this is bad, you shouldn't watch any of my other videos...
@littleNorwegians4 жыл бұрын
Everybody's cooking up Milhouse!!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hohoho delightfully devilish.
@vincentlysrandomstuffs89244 жыл бұрын
Happy Freakin' Thanksgiving, Dark Simpsons!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving buddy! Hope you got nice and fat!
@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim4 жыл бұрын
I was afraid that this one was gonna end in the cops joining in on the Millhouse feast or the Simpsons killing his parents. This is probably one of DS’s more wholesome (or not as fucked up) endings with the Simpsons getting arrested and the cops actually being disgusted by their cannibalism.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha, the cops act normal and the bad guys get caught? What is this... bizarro world?
@nagaking072 жыл бұрын
If anyone had a cook book dedicated to how to cook them, it would be Milhouse.
@Nadyia-z8p4 жыл бұрын
Damn Milhouse look at those acrobatic skills, just to find out your gonna be eaten, by the Simpsons
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha he was soo happy too...
@Nadyia-z8p4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSimpsons yep only to be turned into burgers
@Gyrbae4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's eating up Milhouse.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, nobody beats the house!
@connorlayman83314 жыл бұрын
I guess the Simpsons enjoyed devouring Milhouse Van Houten. Yes, I believe they started as Bart so often suggested by eating his shorts.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Cannibalism is so violent and dangerous, look at Milhouse's teeth!
@cmoran91038 ай бұрын
I think i woke my flatmate up giggling like an idiot over these videos. "We're doomed!"
@joshuafoote51444 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Krabappel loves eating Milhouse too.
@tatiannaday42784 жыл бұрын
i guess you can call this a thanksgiving special and milhouse has got some cool moves
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, everything's comin' up Milhouse!
@SomeDoooD4 жыл бұрын
Now that's some good Dark Simpsons.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol glad you enjoyed it.
@CornishCreamtea074 жыл бұрын
Don't you think that it's strange that we haven't seen Milhouse since yesterday and suddenly the Simpsons are serving us this mysterious food called Muttonhouse?
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling milhouse is closer than you think, in fact, I guess you can say we just ate milhouse and he's in our stomach's right now! Hahahaa
@YoungABBALover20464 жыл бұрын
Milhouse on the clothesline at the beginning XD 😂😹😂😹
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, he's pretty pro... those were some nice moves.
@mooganify4 жыл бұрын
Amazing work as always haha
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Thanks friend! Glad you enjoyed it.
@guaperryz5963 жыл бұрын
Milhouse came for dinner and straight into the simpson's belly
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Lol delicious!
@JakubWojciechowski9334 жыл бұрын
0.11 Those are some smooth moves he has!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha, guess he really wanted to have some fun
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 Жыл бұрын
0:06-0:08 Bart is a good friend 0:17-0:19 mr plow needs a sidekick 0:23-0:26 Lisa is the main person behind this idea she's tired of Milhouse kissing her 0:56-1:00 curse the bulk 1:30-1:33 man even in death thrillho get's mocked
@schtuff.82073 жыл бұрын
*everyone pukes* "Everything's coming up Millhouse!"
Based on the meat they're having, I think they lured the Shelbylville's Milhouse there too.
@TheAlmightyBassist4 жыл бұрын
Everything's cooking up milhouse!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Delicious! I bet he tastes like a dud
@anonymoususer2083 жыл бұрын
I recently heard a report cannibal case from Oklahoma. Never realized I ended up here lol
@jovanjanevski37474 жыл бұрын
Well, it was about time...
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, can't believe it took so long
@kunalm154 жыл бұрын
Everything’s going down Milhouse.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, nobody beats the house!
@Attmay4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Hamilton Beech student chopper!
@tudorjason4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this was really dark!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol success!
@metalmusic14014 жыл бұрын
This was just perfect
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
@JS-wp4gs3 жыл бұрын
The simpsons: second cousins to the sawyers
@Divasdinosaursanddemons8 ай бұрын
Based on the thumbnail and title I thought it was going to be one of Milhouse being made to look crazy and tormenting the Simpsons, finally give him a role that's not just the victim. I've never been more wrong. Even in the dark simpsons universe he still gets shat on all the time LOL.
@torquettalk4 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving too, I guess
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol Happy Thanksgiving!
@TwilightLink772 жыл бұрын
If only you added Milhouse’s glasses on the turkey. Great job though.
@DarkSimpsons2 жыл бұрын
Haha, yes! Totally would've worked
@savonhdtv2684 жыл бұрын
RIP Milhouse
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
F
@Ultima23432 жыл бұрын
From Milhouse to Mealhouse.
@kalel311superman94 жыл бұрын
the joy of cooking Milhouse LOL
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol glad you enjoyed it.
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune20633 жыл бұрын
On one of the Simpsons commentaries - one of the writers says he followed his attractive teacher home! She confusingly made dinner.. that sounds like a dark Simpsons episode!!
@ShasOSwoll4 жыл бұрын
But what if.... I were to cook Milhouse and disguise it as my roast....
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Hohoho delightfully devilish Marge.
@Rantandum4 жыл бұрын
I love how Bart hesitates at the beginning. He doesn't want to eat his best friend, but his family's budget is so tight, he doesn't have a choice. His dad spends a good portion of his paycheck at Moe's, his mother doesn't have the time for a job, and his siblings are so bright and promising, it's only natural that their education is going to cost a fortune. Seen as the black sheep of the family, everyone forces Bart to bring at least something to the table.....literally.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Haha, well put! Seems like that's not the first time they ate humans either
@stcg50034 жыл бұрын
Hey, you should make a episode where Scratchy finally kills Itchy if possible? We were this close to seeing it but one of the nerd guys pull the TV plug and we all missed it.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol I've actually tried to do that, but i haven't come across a clip suggesting it yet. I'll keep an eye open for it.
@dukemsk11854 жыл бұрын
*THE CHAINSAW SIMPSON*
@loneakmoperator5074 жыл бұрын
I eat all my meals alone.
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Me too buddy, me too.
@tomedy_official4 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea in the recent Treehouse of Horror Marge gives birth to a baby that looks nothing like her homer
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Really? That sounds interesting, i havent seen it yet.
@DDbenkoDD4 жыл бұрын
I should've known there would be cannibalism ...
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Nothing says Thanksgiving like cannibalism... lol
@dindings4 жыл бұрын
I always thought Milhouse was a chicken, but not literally hahaha still funny
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, everything's comin' up Milhouse!
@19torento3 жыл бұрын
For a moment there I thought Bart's hand was going to shoot down his shorts. Whoah, boy...
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Haha too much!
@19torento3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSimpsons I've already said too much on this channel but those comments get removed by the KZbin people.
@Dr1704 жыл бұрын
Thrillhogiving
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Darksgiving!
@AdrenalStorm4 жыл бұрын
YES!!! OMG ANOTHER CANNIBALISM VIDEO. THANK YOU
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol, nothing brings family and friends together like cannibalism!
@MrIAMNOTANOOB3 жыл бұрын
Oh god they took Milhouse, chopped him up, stuffed him, and baked him at 450 degrees! Those cannibals!
@DarkSimpsons3 жыл бұрын
Sounds tasty lol
@blairbrown48122 жыл бұрын
1:30-1:34 "It's okay, man. It doesn't affect you. You're not human." Meanwhile,in another universe: Oh. Mah. *GOD!! THAT USED TO BE A FACE!!!!*
@Car_and_classic_lover4 жыл бұрын
Very nicely done
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you. Cannibalism is always fun
@Car_and_classic_lover4 жыл бұрын
Dark Simpsons lol 😂😂
@mattphillips35374 ай бұрын
Lisa eat’s Milhouse She does not! Uter eats Milhouse Stop it, nobody eats Milhouse!
@Problematicarsehole27284 жыл бұрын
Nice end card!
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you!
@IamAlexJustice Жыл бұрын
Well...Milhouse had to get into the afterlife somehow.
@dontemorgan15174 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. *waiving*
@DarkSimpsons4 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you had a fattening meal.