Millennial Couples | Stand-up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly

Stand-up bit about millennial couples and how inept we seem in leading the married life. And bacha.
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Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Venue Courtesy - That Comedy Club, Bengaluru
Shot by That Comedy Club Videography Team - Rakesh U P
Edited by Anuj Mehta
Sound Recording by That Comedy Club Audio Team
Audio Mixing & Mastering by Varun Patil
Opening Track Credit - Feeling Good by Doug Maxwell from KZbin Music Library
Closing Track Credit - Deserts by Text Me Records/Bobby Renz from KZbin Music Library
Special thanks to The Wife. Bohot hee zyada amaze hai voh.
Website Details: www.abijitganguly.in
Twitter Account: / abijitg
Facebook Page: / abijitgangulycomedy
Instagram: / abijitganguly

[@agstandup]

Hello friends, bacha kar lo. Thanks to all who liked and shared this bit. Glad you liked it. Jinhe pasand nahi aaya unhe bhi thanks. Koi nai, will try to do better next time. Baaki life mei ups n downs toh aate hee rehte hai. Even bigger thanks to those who are scrolling through the comments. Right now, you’re looking just like my wife. Upcoming Show details Mumbai (Powai - 21st Dec) - in.bookmyshow.com/events/the-millennial-married-life-by-abijit-ganguly/ET00118004 Bangalore (22nd Dec) - in.bookmyshow.com/events/abijit-ganguly-at-tcc-bengaluru/ET00118697 Delhi (28th Dec) - in.bookmyshow.com/special/the-millenial-married-life/ET00118813 Gurgaon (29th Dec) - in.bookmyshow.com/events/the-millennial-married-life-by-abijit-ganguly/ET00118356 Aage ke show details Instagram pe. Waha milte hai. instagram.com/abijitganguly

[@Pmk273]

Bacha kar hi lenge taki kahi bachha na ho jaye

[@vaibhavsingh6164]

It was a good gig. Nice content man, well delivered. Loved it. 🙂

[@bigdick94]

App chutiyaa ho?

[@Dailymarinervlog]

Bhai aaj tak koi video share nhi ki, ur video forced me to share it, gazab hai yeh 😂😂😂 and so true

[@shekhirfan4812]

Bhai tu jaldi laya kr hlwa

[@dalgyt]

The end part when he relates his child preferences with politics is just masterpiece.

[@niluferdarais2062]

Awwwwesssome

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

And so is his example of tailenders...🤣 Ashish Nehra and Ishant Sharma Lols...🤭 #true_af

[@2PLUS2FIVE]

pata nahi ghar sahi salamat pohocha hoga ki nahi!

[@swetharajulapati7533]

Yeah. Didn't see that coming 😂😂 Perfect example of present situation though😜

[@roushanssingh8035]

Please watch this funny situational video on events of Maharashtra politics kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bcgHuKrc5jmZY

[@86maulik]

It wld be hilarious if it was like "Papa me 1000 me 1 toffee Le Aya..." And you going "Beta 1000 me 2 kilo aloo aa jate" 😂😂😂

[@firstworldorder6072]

Hahaha Good one!

[@vidpid2113]

How i wish he had used this one

[@shamvyyy]

Idk y but it feels like this comment is written by a fake account of abijit because he really regrets not adding this😂😂

[@MantriGaming8055]

😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@furious9733]

@@vidpid2113 appreciable name yaar❤👌 too gud

[@TheSoundofTanay]

Met him sometime back at the airport, such a humble and sweet guy. Gave me good advice for my own Stand-Up routine.

[@krishnaarora3389]

Would you mind sharing it ?

[@MohiyuddinShaikh]

@@krishnaarora3389 I don't think he wants to considering its been 8 months 😂

[@amaanshaikh8842]

Imagine if he had a kid and after 10 year he is watching this video how would he feel 😂😅

[@mananbahl265]

Ur first word is more funnier😂😂😂

[@chiraghasija5802]

🤣🤣🤣

[@andrian916]

"hum dono ghatiya se hai" "hum dono ko kuch nahi aata" :D

[@mohitbling6658]

This is the first comment where is the upcoming show details 9:00

[@TOP10_COUNTDOWN]

Harami bacha chalega, bas chutiya bacha nahi chahiye

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

This millenial couples thing is so true that it scares me so much! 😂😂😂

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

Dr.S. Choudhury , darr ke aage jeet hai... 🤣🤭

[@aniketpatnaik]

Kya bhai bahut sahi hai. I think have to learn cooking soon.

[@sourabhs14]

Ladke to chutiye the hi.. ab ladkiya bhi chutiya nikal rahi hai

[@amolkhobaragade]

These millennials are good for nothing. Thank God, I am a Gen Z!

[@differentangle7666]

@@skmuzammilzeeshan6173 par piche nahi hain

[@arifulmali8526]

Best punch line came in sub titles."audience applauding on how scerewed we are". Master piece.

[@erminareyaz3093]

Bachenco can be done for orphan kids they'll feel very happy to spend time

[@ARTISTAIM]

Too many legal and child protection issues. Can be done, but very complex if done properly.

[@sarasyed625]

Actually foster care in America is pretty similar but even with proper procedure there are cases of child abuse here

[@shubham4845]

And they'll be sad again when people 'returned' them!!

[@bhushansharma2150]

Kids r human beings they are not meant to be tossed around here and there according to your whims and fancy

[@erminareyaz3093]

@@bhushansharma2150 oh sorry didn't mean it that way, wasn't talking in a forceful/harmful way for kids.

[@tavaseessingh]

The connection between kids and PM was straight out of a fincher movie. Didn't see it coming.

[@abhishek_297]

Tavasees Singh which one ?

[@tavaseessingh]

@@abhishek_297 the one at the end

[@edwardkumarkenway1875]

Who are your favourite directors?

[@ShrutiPrakash2]

Really didn't see that last punch coming 😂🔥

[@SD-po6hk]

You are very cute .❤

[@huna5923]

That was 💣 💣 💣

[@jayeshthombre1360]

@@SD-po6hk meko rakul preet hi lagi pehle

[@SD-po6hk]

@@jayeshthombre1360 thodi thodi

[@brocklesnar-thebeast1418]

Are you Singer M'am??

[@vcooner]

Leave the comedy part, I think everything he said is the sad reality of our time's!!

[@newtonneogi7771]

To the point, it scares me as well...and convincing our parents the point that I dont like kids 'for ever' is a different ball game all together

[@champagneproblemz7386]

@@newtonneogi7771 I agree with u, but I actually want my own kids, specifically a girl, and I really can't wait to be a mother and I'm 13

[@newtonneogi7771]

@@champagneproblemz7386 wait till you are 18+, meet/date a few fine gentlemen(sarcasm), your opinions will change faster than a politician's. :D. Once I tried explaining my point to my girlfriend, she freaked out and bitched about it to my mother, now they both are freaking out about my 'I don't like kids' part : D :D

[@ravinagill4504]

Was thinking the same😅🙌

[@champagneproblemz7386]

@@newtonneogi7771 ok I'll update you at that time

[@debanjolibhoumik404]

A millennial knows how to cook really good or they doesn't even know how to boil water 😂😂😂

[@af3900]

So true!

[@furious9733]

True damn😂 One Opens A yt channel on tht and latter struggles to lit a gas stove😂

[@ritus.9651]

Such a fresh set! Especially loved the bit about gender equality in the beginning: so politically incorrect and spot on!

[@shovanabajracharya]

What is "politically incorrect"?

[@soniarana5061]

"This is not Baby this is Bira", i lost it there 😂😂😂

[@mememinister5224]

Indian majority audience is soo cringe that the epicest joke will get less laughs than a joke with 'bhosdike' or 'bhenchod'

[@mazharsrk26]

I know right.

[@Delta3068]

Add the eunuch comedies propogated by Kapil Sharma and co.

[@shivamjaiswal4205]

It's the same when foreign comedians say "fucking retard" or "holy shit." It doesn't have anything to do with being Indian. LoL

[@mememinister5224]

@@shivamjaiswal4205 umm well not really..i have seen foreign audience talking up dark jokes while majority of Indians can not

[@mememinister5224]

@@Delta3068 yea exactly

[@nikhilarora2526]

5:45 1st: Swara Bhaskar 2nd: Abijit Ganguly Those who watch Son of Abish will know

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

Hahaha .... Gotcha 🤣🤣🤣

[@robbieabraham9850]

Great catch

[@anuj8825]

Mai wahi soch ra tha

[@vahsirartapaham4578]

Difference is he was funny

[@anuj8825]

@@vahsirartapaham4578 ; yes bcoz he is comedian and swara is not

[@MrAppy2909]

@5:20 "Aapke aakhon mein se khoon nikal rha hai" Should have been followed by "ye to khushi ka khoon hai re pagle" 😂 Use it the next time around!

[@sampadamoghe4508]

I thought of this as well 😂😂😂

[@usergmail4272]

LMAO

[@mahvirvaya8774]

You re Like his Mama ! Advice to Denge hi 😃

[@ishanmitra2158]

Being a bong , who aspires to be a comedian , this guy is my inspiration

[@akashparua4606]

Bnara chand uthechilo gogone , bachod chand uthechilo gogone

[@abeshkumarchakraborty8858]

free ticket dish amake

[@KunalKeshav-dq6ty]

Saurav Ghosh dekh le, ya Anirban Dasgupta to zyaada bong jokes maarta hai.

[@chkrabortysubho]

@@akashparua4606 😂😂😂

[@reachpg]

He was raised in Delhi, that's the reason he's funny. Bongs aren't, get over it man.

[@ajayrawat5739]

"Khana banega kaise be " This is also my question 😅

[@moumitakundu3936]

His thought on kids is exactly what scares me most😥😥😥

[@lifeinqatar6924]

Me also in Instagram everytime never posting only scrolling😂😂😂😂.... The things he said about young parents are absolutely true...bacche bade ache hote h...🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@saranggupta1697]

He deserves atleast a million subscribers . He is damn underrated

[@agstandup]

Mai bhi raat ko sote sote aksar yehi sochta rehta hu.

[@saranggupta1697]

@@agstandup modi ji ki nayi scheme aane wali h 1 january se subscribers double 😂

[@pintushaw5938]

Papa : Beta..bachche ka kya scene h..?? Abijit : Papa, bachche bade chutiye hote h.. Papa : Haan..baat toh sahi keh rhe ho... Haha..Papa always rocks..😆😆

[@jadidahmed8411]

Beta = 0, Papa = 1

[@sarthaksia]

Great set man. Very relatable. Loved it. A small suggestion. At 8:20, after "chutiya bachha bought 1 toffee in Rs. 1000", callback of joke "Rs. 500 me to 1 kg aaloo aa jate he", could have given little more applaud I think. Thank you.

[@shubhamchauhan0507]

Being single and watching couple-comedy is another kind of pain. 🤐

[@dreamer5247]

Mujhe to achha lgta h🤣🤣

[@shubhamchauhan0507]

@@dreamer5247 kaafi faltu shaunk hai behen tere

[@dreamer5247]

@@shubhamchauhan0507 achha lgta h bhai ye faltu chutiyapa apne life me nhi h🤣🤣

[@shubhamchauhan0507]

@@dreamer5247 single aur virgin marr jaaogi. 🤐🙄😅

[@dreamer5247]

@@shubhamchauhan0507 who told u 🤣🤣🤣i have 2 ex🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😁😁😁 but u dont die singl bro

[@anubhavdaksh]

This performance is Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing for a second 😂😂🤣

[@amar19961]

how did you breathe

[@sharminbhai4844]

This is so true😂 me n my husband too don't know anything n Zomato hi sahara h😂 n now we have had a kid..😅

[@thebioscientist]

That PM candidate wala joke was mind-blowing bro 😂😂😂

[@Cutieayeza]

Splendidly performance, Last topic kids relate to the PM is hilarious.

[@vishalbaria8265]

AA Azahar Ahamed 9

[@nirupamahalder7173]

Should've started raising the boys the way they were raising the girls😱🙌

[@sivansuresh208]

They would have rejected marriage when they grow up.

[@shreyasbhokare7192]

I can't understand why you have so less likes !! The line is so true !!

[@nirupamahalder7173]

@@shreyasbhokare7192 "we live in a society.. "

[@anshurai007]

Real masterpiece 😂 I haven't laughed so hard in long

[@meghna9922]

This way of connecting old jokes with the earlier ones i loveeeeeee

[@shahwalkhan5908]

Congratz Abhijeet Ganguli on being BCCI Chairman. Oh wait!

[@anahita-bn6cy]

No his uncle Sourav Ganguly is the bcci president 😂😂😂

[@chiraghasija5802]

🤣🤣🤣

[@KunalKeshav-dq6ty]

Yeah, Abhijit just won the Noble for economics.

[@anahita-bn6cy]

@@KunalKeshav-dq6ty charo disayo par abhijit chaya hua hai😂

[@sacban89]

"Oho... yeh to waisa waala hi nikal gaya" 😁😁

[@krishnasuter7613]

Abijit will be a cool dad!!😂😂😂😂

[@akshayindian5873]

Like saurabh pant

[@rohitrikhi]

@@akshayindian5873 saurabh pant is way cooler ,ye to chutiya ha iske baap ne bhi maan liya 😂

[@zeenatrahim1985]

The last punch was a masterpiece 😂😂🙏🏻

[@gauravteotia3493]

Classic bro, comedy with acting n expressions

[@akashchaudhary1402]

Lmao....kamra or varun k baad apka name add hone wala h list m😀😀😀

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@roshanshetty791]

Dude, i felt like you were describing my life. So relatable.

[@prarthanaadhikary2358]

Awesome.. was going through a really tough day.. after watching this video, feeling light.. laughing.. thnx a lot.. n keep uploading videos..

[@padmavatimadipalli3715]

this is the best stand up comedy i have seen so far! perfect! couldn't help laughing and relating to my own married life

[@kavyashree5416]

Awesome intelligent content. It is such a relief to know someone thinks like us. I always fear what if humara bacha stupid nikle. The final joke was outstanding

[@avspritham]

The last joke was hilarious 😂😂

[@EvilGhostGaming]

Last punch line op🔥🔥🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@a4operation]

Telling trust even In jokes.... Its difficult in this era... Thank you

[@yamdeep19]

That analogy in the ending though!!!! I just wonder how bad the situation is that we need to be reminded of it all the time.

[@op-js8lx]

@Simran Mukherjee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..

[@DibyarupRoy]

@@op-js8lx lol whom do you want mamta di😂as pm

[@op-js8lx]

@@DibyarupRoy absolutely noo...I just laughed at this that doesn't mean I am tmc or Cong supporter...get a life man.... change ur thinking prospective...

[@op-js8lx]

@Simran Mukherjee did I give any opinion i just laughed at it...bcz it's a funny statement...

[@yamdeep19]

@Simran Mukherjee was that Sarcasm?

[@ayandas3886]

This is hilarious! One of the best contents I have ever heard.

[@kaustubhchakrabarti2400]

Superb man. Love your stand up. Best wishes for the future. This was according to me your best stand up

[@simig8453]

Loved the set. The brutal honesty is refreshing . Keep them coming@Abhijit.

[@sukhsingh5622]

Dude u literally described my thought process. Kudos

[@bhagyajeet1]

You were amazing Abijit. Had lot of fun watching you live in Bengaluru. It was a day well spent. Come back soon. 🤪

[@ronaldvaz2567]

His suggestion for a start up to have part time kids in the " Start up capital " of the country, was apt and extremely hilarious!

[@surabhivd]

You're just AWESOME!!! Loads of love to you Abijit!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

[@Don25587]

Man u were just amazing.... I just love ur shows... Keep it up!!❤❤❤

[@sharadsamuelgaikwad324]

Awesome.. so much relatable 😂👏

[@soniarana5061]

Oh my god he roasted the shit out patriarchy in the first 1 minute of the video itself, it was very brave of him to satirize the modern times where the definition of feminism stands as long as it serves as a medium to channel out patriarchy.

[@sailaab]

so beautifully he weaved in the ending punch to the preceeding story

[@subhajitdas7010]

That thing about the change in upbringing though. It SO hits home.

[@myday5414]

Ending was in your genre. Awesome, I was waiting for your joke on politics and you did. Waiting for your next show. Take care.

[@anandbhushan1922]

Bhai last wala panch jordar tha😂😂😂

[@navaidkhan_1680]

Amazing Abhijit..Awsome.. not missed any of ur humorous videos... lol...keep it up dude.. u r a stress buster !!!! haha

[@rajatpal1362]

Literally the best set i heard from Abhijit after such a long time.

[@stavanlimbadia9985]

Kamaal karte ho nephew of saurav ganguly

[@PrometheusHR]

Man I almost died laughinguly

[@pragyavashistha9462]

Epic!!😂😂😂😂 Laughed a lot after a long time.. very true👌👌Most of the part & acting perfect and relatable 🙌

[@meghnauniyal6360]

That line... "Arey sir aapki aankhon se khoon nikal raha hai! " Loved it.. 😂😂👌👌

[@kittuojha]

louis ck also does a similar comedy bit on kids....loved this one.

[@abhishekmukherji2332]

Man oh man 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼 effin hilarious

[@mariapodsolnushek3292]

The best episode i have seen in the last 3 months from any stand up comedian .

[@yogirajkadam5545]

What a video yaar!! This is one of the best videos by you. Has has ke pagal ho gaya main to.🤣🤣 Love your work!! ❤❤

[@rizasiddiqui4916]

This is so relatable. .. just discussed with my wife yesterday on this topic...😅

[@chillndie]

Just astonishing. That last part where kids was linked with our PMs 😂 Aur sabse badi dikkat he left on audience to decide who's the chutia baccha 😜

[@seemaagrawal1930]

Hey! Do you know Kirti chow?

[@chillndie]

Seema Agrawal his random fan 👋

[@yogeshraj9286]

Kal hi yaad kia tha bhai ko...or ajj video aa gya. So nice. Awesome

[@gopeshtripathi8069]

Loved your set bro!👌👌 Mze aa gye hmesha ki trh 😁😁

[@JaiZzZSunam]

The best joke was chutiya baccha Rs.1000/toffee. Referring to himself for potato hahahahaha....

[@sumitohlyan]

Caution:Every single line is real truth.

[@vanshikaagarwal615]

Damn that comparison of the pm with the child was epic 😂😂😂🔥

[@interestingissues]

Most underrated guy in stand up comedy world. Simply superb Abhijit Da.

[@aashishbhongade8042]

Meanwhile millennial couples in audience : Ah,humour based on pain ah ha ha...

[@guneion858]

Congrats for half a million subs, Bro!! ❤

[@sikherhead1092]

Ye banda alag level par hai...Loved it! Great work Abijit!

[@zarakhan7138]

That last joke had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wonderful

[@TomShelbyXD]

One of those political joke which was actually relatable and funny 😭😂

[@Jag_e_bandeya]

That line was just soooo.....😂

[@santanubarman3848]

End was amazing...🤣🤣

[@NomadGurkha]

there is so much truth in this for real. Many thanks for putting this up.

[@akshaymishra2115]

I was today years old when I realized chikoo is called sapota

[@freesoul3466]

Yeah..Sapota mostly south name

[@VartikaAnand]

Ye kya bol gaya bhai last m 🥴🤣

[@farheenvahidsaifi8721]

Are ap yaha🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sanjaylachhwani8993]

The end punch was a masterpiece!

[@Oligoogletookmyname]

Absolutely killed it. Amazing show!

[@HelenandLolly]

Came across this whilst trying to get back to sleep. You are hilarious. Gen X and millennials are practically the same. They came into the world where computers and mobile/smart phones are essential. Not paying much attention to life skills because most of their baby boomer parents are still around to still take care of things. 😉

[@himanshusinghal3334]

Everything was so true it hurt me like a knife deep. I could barely laugh

[@mohammadirfan2601]

Kya Sean h baccho ka👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌

[@TheAutheticSmash]

Waiting for your stand up..... more n more ❤

[@abduladnan9671]

90% of indian stand up comedy is about marriage ,kids,ola,uber and airport

[@MrMuBot]

You bet. I try random ones but seldomly laugh.

[@Pratyang_Ira]

what r ur 90% comments about?

[@ViralWorldfunnyvideo]

*Really didn't see that* ** last punch coming 😂🔥** ✅👇👇✅

[@shatakshimishra11]

Hahahahaha..... I'm dead at that last line!!!

[@athul119]

You are the best... Waiting for next 👍🏽👍🏽😍

[@darisiqbal3224]

Ferlenco: Rent a furniture. Behencho: rent a step sister

[@akhileshsajwan9248]

😄😆

[@AyushKumar-ld8or]

When your kid grows old and watch this. Imagine kya mastttt scene bnega. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aakashshete988]

That is best one! 'Maine kisika Naam nahi Liya! Jo sochna hai aapne socha!' Crazy one!

[@palash_jha]

One of the best stand up...