Mina Kaye - Grad Showcase - Portrait of a Princess (In a Disney Way) by Michael Bruce

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@weikendoit 6 жыл бұрын

I spend all morning watching different versions of "Portrait of a Princess" and this one is by FAR the very best of ALL of them! the voice, the technique, the staging, the comedic, the interpretation... can't get enough of this performance and performer

@sophmstan 12 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious and brilliant!!

@ms.airagianan2529 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a princess, yes A princess, yes A Disney princess, yes yes yes And a princess knows That the story goes "Once upon a time" and after that it sucks Blows With skin as white as snow In floral curtains head to toe But just in a Disney way Just in a Disney way Yes, just in a Disney way I never get obese I talk to dicks and geese They wipe themselves on the mantelpiece But just in a Disney way And oh, isn't it grand My prince is gonna ride here from a far off land And so, maybe it's corny But a princess is a girl you know, we get a little horny My house is made of trees I sweep it free of leaves Sing along with the song about the birds and bees But just in a Disney way I dance around and hum spindles with my thumb Fall asleep while I wait for my prince to come But just in a Disney way Ah ah ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho My prince was on his way To breach me from the fray And later on we'd hey hey hey But just in a Disney way He knelt for me, I looked at him We drank ourselves to oblivion He rode me home, I took him in But just in a Disney way And oh, wasn't he swell? Although in truth he got it wrong He thought that I was Cinderella Oh, why is it so? All I want is a wealthy heir to climb my hair and say hello This prince, well he's a bum He swoons at nausium As far as fairies go this prince he sure is one He'd rather ride his horse than me He'd rather let it sit on his knee This isn't how it's meant to be No damn it! Not in a Disney way While I've got dwarves, dwarves Little people, little people, little people Dwarves, little people, little people Dwarves, dwarves, little people Little people, dwarves, dwarves, dwarves Sweep, sweep, clean, clean, sweep, sing, sing, cook, clean, sweep Tweet tweet tweet tweet Sing, sing, sleep, sleep, sing, sing, sleep, sleep! Sleep? Shalom, good evening my friends I'd like to introduce you to example two A girl we knew It's sad but true Cinderella She's a bit of a mess A pumpkin is her carriage and she's slipperless But still she got a prince She got a dress She caught a couple of other things we probably shouldn't re-address But she's a princess, yes! And I've gotta live with these seven randy little f- Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Aha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho So... It wasn't meant to be No prince was sent for me No love to last eternally And not in a Disney way Been knocked up by a troll Who has no heart or soul But fell right down my rabbit hole And not in a Disney way And oh, isn't it bliss Even Shirley Temple never had to deal with shit like this And oh, couldn't I cry Us older girls don't stand a chance, we're not enhanced by CGI CGI! While I've dwarves, dwarves, little people, little people Dragons, witches, swords But I want love And only in a Disney way! Okay!