Mind Your Manors | Oxventure D&D | Season 2, Episode 5

[@satansprguy4404]

"The dragonman who believes in the sky cow doesn't believe in ghosts everyone" is one of the best sentences i've heard in a long time.

[@yushakader4991]

Imagine if anyone outside the hall heard that

[@gblakney1]

@@propheinx2250 yeah in fact they're the entire reason I even became interested in D&D XD

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Top 10 sentences you never thought you'd here

[@stephenadams5232]

But I've seen the sky cow

[@thewin9459]

That is some burn coming from the Teafling!👏😂👏😂👏😂

[@thebudderblock2149]

"If you win, you get the mansion." Now watch Dob somehow throw the mansion into the sea.

[@jessicagresser569]

Well... it IS already on a cliff.... i'd give him advantage on that roll

[@tach-uq5tw]

that's why he has the skeletons you guys!

[@heleneandersson7649]

Eh, global warming should take care of that. He just has to play the long con.

[@phyllissmith1966]

By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea....

[@brentage5000]

It'd be a beachhouse

[@ollierose3683]

Dob saying “I cast prestidigitation on my whole life” is the biggest mood

[@gblakney1]

if u were paying attention u could see Johnny *ALMOST* ask Dob to roll for it. XD

[@ewu..]

Unfortunately for Dob the blood of orphans stain.. 😔

[@dindapriska]

I want that as a shirt

[@christineadams3596]

@@dindapriska This needs more likes.

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

after all, the whole party, but especially Merilwen, Dob, and Eggbert, in that order, shall find themselves in need of a mind/memory erasing/cleansing spell sooner or later

[@ChrisPreece]

No one calls Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service a bad host! Corazon: No one's got the time!

[@SaintedKarma]

Suite Life FTW

[@dayelpearce8466]

Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Tird At Your Service Esq. is the most dedicated estate agent you will ever see.

[@dee...]

_whispering from a void between worlds_ It's free real estate.

[@CindyHelms]

Nice one!

[@HazeEmry]

It's so hilarious how the dragon-man who has witnessed a dead body talking (Dob's speak with dead), 60 reanimated skeletons, CTHULHU, travels with a warlock and incidentally worships a purple bovine deity in the sky doesn't believe in ghosts. I blame the -1 wisdom

[@HazeEmry]

Maybe he thinks whenever someone sees a ghost it's just someone seeing a Conjure Image? Who knows

[@jasonsorin1021]

My party's half orc paladin worships a rubber duck, as a mighty bird from another dimension

[@Paldasan]

Just because I have seen a kangaroo I don't have to believe in ostriches.

[@BattyButtercup]

i mean, he said they don't EXIST and, TECHNICALLY, ghosts are DEFINED by their state of non-existence! it's why they haunt manors! so they can STOP un-existing! Egbert's a very devoted paladin: he believes, has FAITH, in The Great Sun Cow In The Sky. idk if the bovine'd be cool with any ghosts trying to convert one of its servants! /religion joke.

[@gblakney1]

@@HazeEmry no, no, no, no.. we dont call it -1 Wisdom.... we call it the Egbert Tax around here boyo. XD

[@Dawnmon]

Corazon being completely oblivious to the mansions horrors is completely in character and amazing

[@maxvel0city906]

Dob: "he's got 5 Aces, that's not right!" Along with everyone else I TOTALLY LOST IT. 😂 DOB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

[@travisrolison9646]

I love how he just spreads chaos wherever he goes. Actually the whole team shows up like a storm to a town and spreads excitement, chaos and destruction.

[@HazeEmry]

Not only that the immature laughter that erupted when Corazon was smoking a cigar was also hilarious 😂

[@stephenchanda7580]

Absolutely LEGENDARY

[@TheOneAvocado]

When? Just so I can press it whenever I want.

[@fatalo869]

@@TheOneAvocado 57:13 I just had to return to that timestamp like ten times

[@AlistairP1993]

Between the orphan paste and partially congealed blood as mortar, I can see why Dobs construction company never took off.

[@cleo3228]

But they just got a new foreman!

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

I personally would love to hire that construction company

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Okay, ..yeah, but you're....

[@LadyViscera]

I like to imagine Prudence’s horrible room was actually the nicest one, because that’s the only thing that would disgust her

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Johnny confirmed in an AMA, that is exactly true. It was all prim, pink, and full of doilies.

[@griffinraynor8425]

@@_b1ack0ut4 That's exactly what I pictured when trying to guess Pru's room lmao

[@ivylives559]

_/b1ack0ut excuse me can I have a link to this AMA?

[@wormsin]

@@ivylives559 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4vYi6Knor18r6c at 33:30

[@BogeyTheBear]

@@ivylives559 It was answered within the first hour of their marathon livestream for Literally Everyone Else in the World, just when they reached their 10,000 goal for the charity.

[@kalorvalas6274]

*"There's absolutely no evidence to say we aren't immortal!"* The look on Johnny's face just screamed, 'Oh we will definitely be putting that theory to the test.'

[@patrickglover7506]

Or he was thinking back to them killing a god with the ship.

[@TheAmishJedi]

Schrodinger's Adventurers

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

He tested it, and they survived. Result: Statistical evidence suggesting that they're immortal grows even stronger.

[@Dream146]

I mean they have never had anything approaching a challenging combat. Which is fine everyone's having fun but Johnny is so permissive as to render the rules almost obsolete. He may as well just let them narrate their way through combats.

[@patrickglover7506]

@@Dream146 isn't the point to have fun?

[@insainraven9875]

The crowd doing a Lad chant to start the show just yes

[@Safiyahalishah]

Faith in humanity: Restored

[@ZillDiddlY]

yea oxbox fans are not a cult .

[@insainraven9875]

Definitely not a cult nope no culty things to be seen here

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Cults are my least favourite clubs, I’m not a part of one, no sir, not at all...

[@insainraven9875]

Paper plane Gamer But would you like to hear about my lord and savior?

[@chaoscubic6370]

If 'Do do do do do do - My father's love!' wasn't bad enough, now we have: 'Whenever he was in a bad mood...he was in a bad mood alot'. Corazon feels INTENSIFY.

[@dominateeye]

Yeah hey Johnny can we get Great Pirate Ghost Granddad Milquetoast to stick around? Not that you have to do the voice every adventure, just please mention him doing something related to the party every once in a while so Corazon can have some kind of positive father figure in his life.

[@cas-dx4en]

@@dominateeye seconded

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

@DominateEye But how will a ghost stay in the papoose?

[@jondw]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human kill the papoose and put him in the ghost papoose

[@madalice5134]

Not gonna lie, these past 2 Oxventures have solidified Corazon as the Oxventurer I relate most to. Give that man some hugs!(He definitely needs them)

[@RRaxor]

Prudence: "A holiday home!" My brain: Prudence's Holiday Home of Horrors. Staffed by the skeletons.

[@bamachine]

It could be staffed by the cultists, now that they have no god to search for anymore.

[@brentage5000]

@@bamachine but what are they paid in?

[@bamachine]

@@brentage5000 love from Cthulhu

[@travisrolison9646]

Speaking of cultists, what happened to them? Did I miss that? Or are they just sitting around the ship/docks?

[@travisrolison9646]

@@brentage5000 the cultists ger free room and board. Plus they can kill any followers of cathulus rivals and take their stuff. Although I am not sure on rules of cults, but if a group kills a god, do they get that gods cultist followers as the spoils?

[@laura121684]

Why are there no comments on Andy's & Johnny's impeccable American bro/surfer dude accent? That was amazing and hilarious!

[@Zeeeemonolith]

It really was. I want that ghost to make a come back.

[@distantignition]

Impeccable is not a word I would use. Haha. I was laughing because it was so off.

[@laura121684]

@@distantignition Well, that is your opinion and, as such, I will respect it, even if I don't agree.

[@marhawkman303]

@@laura121684 Like legit, or just for funsies?

[@dee...]

Whatever the dude bro ghost was smoking definitely affected Johnny because straight after chill ghost left, we were suddenly treated to transformer crone. Lol.

[@bobsmith7066]

I love Johnny’s face when the Oxventurers propose something ridiculous, it just says “I should have brought a bigger flask.”

[@ApesWithEgos]

He would, but Sam already has the comically large flask for Critical Role.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Especially now things are getting to the point that Merilwen is bumming drinks off him.

[@marhawkman303]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Enh just grab one off the shelf, should be enough for at least one Oxventure: vintologyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/willet-bourbon-barrel-room.jpg

[@CaporegimeMarcus]

I love how Corazon keeps horrifying everyone and Prudence is just so proud of him.

[@epsome13]

Wait two episodes Merilwen gets scary enough to prove that prudence has a second in command for scary

[@kellym5868]

Corizon: "I contort to that shape." Johnny: *sigh* of course he does.

[@ajbakercmsu]

It kind of slipped by the audience with Johnny's head-scratching antics, but I genuinely lol'd at Corazon's "Look, we're *all* cursed mate, get to the point."

[@brentage5000]

I caught that! 😃

[@ivylives559]

Time?

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Which is funny bc at this point in time, arent like, NONE of them cursed? Spoilers for peak performance onwards - - Yet later, prudence is cursed with lycanthropy, dob gets that necromancy curse from the trapper, etc lol

[@harleenhufflepuff340]

@@_b1ack0ut4 SPOILERS, DUDE! XD

[@ryankelly3465]

@@_b1ack0ut4 bruhhhhhhh put spoiler warning before hand or something

[@solemnjester2100]

Lmfao xD they need to make an animated series out of these. It's so perfectly transitioned. I can just imagine Milktoast being, "So long as no-one goes into the basement." Only for it to cut to Eggbert slamming open the basement door with a stupid derpy dragon smile on his face. XD

[@anewtypeoftomato1565]

Check out Puffin Forest, it's pretty much that. Also, I hate to be the one to do it but Milquetoast*

[@solemnjester2100]

@@anewtypeoftomato1565 I assumed I was probably spelling it wrong. But don't remember ever seeing it spelled anywhere. So I just spelled it that way because it amused me far more.

[@thecolorpurple6401]

How much you paying? *Cuz I can make it happen.*

[@arndnaj]

A D20 game like the original SWKOTOR would be perfect.

[@MorinehtarTheBlue]

@@solemnjester2100 Look up Milquetoast my guy. There is a joke there that has gone right over your head.

[@dizzyizzylizzie]

I find it really funny how Corazon now dresses like Jacques Darquefall

[@lordvoldemort1115]

Wait a minute what if Corazon lost nd nobody wants to admit it

[@LoesungFeuer5]

Now with a coat made out of human faces... He gets better and better with each episode. lol :D

[@extonjonas6820]

Well he did steal his clothes

[@jaysonl]

"1d4 plus strength modifier?! We're on the clock, roll a d10 twice!" I LOVE IT.

[@mennograafmans1595]

On the one hand, it's hilarious. But can you imagine when they didn't have to hurry.

[@slb797]

As a dm....god combat takes so freaking long!

[@dragonbuster1174]

@@slb797 The best thing is when you realize that the 1 hour IRL fight only took 18 seconds...

[@patrickglover7506]

Sometimes that determines what happens

[@jerryharris876]

The clock has saved the party numerous times.

[@bobmumby7425]

the ultimate millennial fantasy: home ownership

[@laura121684]

And no mortgage to worry about either.

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Oof this hits close to home

[@dee...]

Egbert better put that avocado toast down if he wants to afford his own home...

[@gigaflynn_]

I feel personally attacked by this. 🤣

[@patrickglover7506]

Tru dat

[@malcolmpeake8893]

Jane saying. "What's in the bucket of grout, Johnny?"Gave me an instant flashback to Prudence. "Is it orphans?" Lol.

[@Regicide42]

I love that Egbert was handling the skulls perfectly fine but then Prudence happened and suddenly he’s taking loads of damage.

[@BigRicePatty]

As otherworldly tentacles rub against him

[@theultimatederp3288]

@@BigRicePatty And he is being oddly calm about it.

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

I feel like Henry was Johnny's revenge for Christopher Engelbert the 17th.

[@jacksoninskip1614]

TheBlackDemon1996 I love how no one has tried to correct you on his full name yet

[@walterwallman3566]

@@jacksoninskip1614 i think it's because no one knows how to spell it

[@De-Nigma]

Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Kol Kahoon III At Your Service. (I think, I apologise if I’ve gotten it wrong, but people said nobody had tried, so somebody had to.)

[@walterwallman3566]

@@De-Nigma you just had to huh?

[@De-Nigma]

@@walterwallman3566 Yes. Yes I did.

[@jordanjohns8278]

"It's got some great yelp reviews." Johnny is now at the top of the pun leaderboard... Sorry Oxboxtra

[@angelkatt3]

Luke leaning over to get crone pets absolutely sent me 😂

[@Icam_here]

Egbert: Ghosts don't exist. Binbag in the middle of a forest somewhere starts to cry

[@caseybaker7935]

I thought he was just a wizard, not a ghost

[@sylvanfreckles557]

@@caseybaker7935 it's all the same in The Wizzarding World

[@MorinehtarTheBlue]

I thought that was more like astral projection but yeah. Also minus some points for Mike having Egbert simply ignore the inconvenient truth. The bit just became forced at that point.

[@danielarosindo]

@@sylvanfreckles557 The Wizarding Wolrd ™ 🤣🤣

[@torico29a40]

I just love how perfect the rolls are sometimes. "It's another three!" absolutely killed me. It's just great! Edit: And it just gets better and better!

[@cyclopenguin5543]

Then, it’s a bit higher.... a 4

[@gblakney1]

@@cyclopenguin5543 yeah it was actually upsetting when he and Egbert finally *PASSED* the Wisdom/Perception check. XD

[@Excanda]

The amount of epic fails is hilarious. Half way in and only half the group sees what is going on. It's sometimes amazing how many times you can throw bad numbers with a d20. I know from experience (had to not throw a 1 with a d20 and did so 5 times in a row) that bad throws can happen, but it remains funny to see.

[@verfuncht]

@@Excanda If my math is correct the chances of rolling 5 1s in a row on a d20 are 1 in 3.2 million...

[@verfuncht]

@@Excanda So NEVER go out in a thunderstorm

[@pyrotempestwing]

Now I want a T-Shirt with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed out and “Team Basement” underneath it.

[@beladendron]

I vote for "Better than the last grouting!"

[@Zeeeemonolith]

@@beladendron yes yes yes yes!

[@gblakney1]

@@beladendron "orphans make good mortar for orphanage."

[@MrKAzUmAmp3228]

I totally want all the tshirts they've talked about making, "Don't be a dob", "Merilwyn's meat grinder", and now "Team Basement"

[@wolfydawolf5680]

I still need GREASE in all caps on a shirt woth corazon just being there XD

[@nicholasbrouillette6997]

That was some excellent DMing to get them to talk to the pirate ghost. The first ghost mentioned him but they didn't acknowledge it, so Johnny had them hear a sea shanty, which they thought was coming from the basement, so he had the crone reenforce that it's the summoning circle and basically told them to summon the pirate. Excellent work 👍

[@Safiyahalishah]

My writer senses were tingling when Chad the Ghost not so subtly hinted that they should talk to the pirate ghost, and from that moment on I could see Johnny practically screaming at the crew with his eyes to pick up on what he was laying down. 😂 He handled the whole situation amazingly well.

[@Storyman09]

Nicholas Brouillette They’re not one for subtlety, the Oxventurers...

[@elafimilo8199]

Thank goodness they brought Bismuth so Johnny had a n NPC to hand.

[@nicholasbrouillette6997]

@@elafimilo8199 He probably would have thought of something. One doesn't DM the Oxventurers without getting good at herding them towards the actual story.

[@elafimilo8199]

@@nicholasbrouillette6997 Oh, definitely. I have total faith in Johnny.

[@princesszelda1997]

"burned to death? that is sick!" I think you mean *lit*

[@CrazyGamer-nn8je]

Arlena Stuart and that’s inspiration

[@princesszelda1997]

@@CrazyGamer-nn8je aw thank you

[@alexmavro2]

1:32:56 "Can he be the new pirate?" *Corazons picture falls to the floor* That's just really great timing

[@willsandvik5877]

I’ve never laughed as hard as Egbert taking a mint and Johnny saying “its crunchy” and then immediately turning and saying “it’s a tooth”

[@sailthemarigold_7864]

That was one of the best. Of all the dark/bloody items in this episode the mint and the salmon were the best.

[@danielarosindo]

@@sailthemarigold_7864 the cigar, I nearly died laughing at that one

[@dallydaydream]

"He's actually an estate agent." Is... is that why he's wearing a red blazer? Johnny. Johnny you have to tell us if that's why he's wearing a red blazer. Is this a Simpsons reference Johnny.

[@dicebreaker]

It is why he is wearing a red blazer, yes (Johnny)

[@dallydaydream]

​@@dicebreaker Nice! I do love all the subtle jokes and references in your games. And the not-so-subtle ones, for that matter. ^_^

[@brendancskinner]

@@dicebreaker I was so disappointed you didn't make the "Henry Charles Fontelroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At your service, at your service.." joke. Great show as usual, also enjoying Dicebreaker.

[@brianschoner3350]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a finger." Jane's and Ellen's facial reactions to the slipper reveal are PRICELESS. How many evil grouting experiences does the average adventuring party have in a career?

[@wolfydawolf5680]

Well, we still know the orphan thing right? So its 2 i think... and then johnny will come up with something even more horrible i'm sure

[@maxlittlewood]

The announcer that welcomes the crew on stage sounds suspiciously like a famous pirate I know...

[@bobalaska]

No that's just the announcer that they totally have, dont question it.

[@subman23]

As with the manor on the hill, "don't worry about that"

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

You sure? He sounds a lot like Spiderman to me.

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

All I know is, he's super impartial

[@kaushtubhchauhan]

Ohh that was just bud fensler

[@MattSkudlarek]

Dob: "There's absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're not immortal." Johnny looks at the crowd as if to append "so far" to Dob's assertion.

[@robertt223]

It was at that moment I truly though he would let them walk into there dooms. And half to be fair he let egbert go. But on the other hand he ignored everyone say resistant to mean immune.

[@nobodyfamousX]

Someday one of them will die in combat and at this point it has been so long I truly believe tears will be shed.

[@Kris-wo4pj]

I enjoy how Johnny just has a Merilwin flask for when theres alittle too much animal death.

[@epsome13]

And was rather impressed by how much she drank of it.

[@loganberry32]

@@epsome13apparently Johnny was too. Did you see his face when she passed it back?

[@apta9931]

Johnny: "...And that's how you won a house" Dob: "I chuck the deed into the sea"

[@subman23]

Sir Henry: "I'm not the one who does the killing ..." Dob: "So you were saying something about rooms"

[@vrodli]

Dob: *finds a hidden passage* Me: SECRET TUNNEL SECRET TUNNEL THROUGH THE SPOOK HOUSE SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

[@mattwood1562]

Through the MANSIOOOOON* 😊

[@myrrhfortheroad]

“I cast prestidigitation on my whole life.” What a mood by Dob.

[@nono-ch8oy]

Johnny petting them is simply the best.

[@alextotalsmashout735]

Hilarious

[@charlotterae8482]

Feeling a bit like a game of Cluedo... “Prudence, in the library, with a grimoire”

[@danielarosindo]

Well.... It was either Merilwen's meat grinder, Dob's weird orders or a iffy Prudence that comited the crime. 😅😅

[@kennystoneman2584]

Last episode - Johnny: Here's a stag-do to cater. This episode - Johnny: "I am Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At Your Service." Preeeeety sure this is the Oxventurers reaping what they sow. It's beautiful.

[@freddierhodes8201]

It's vengance for Christopher Englebert XVII

[@patrickglover7506]

@@freddierhodes8201 payback from Johnny.

[@aceofclover6459]

Friendly reminder to Corazon, that he still has the Emerald Tear. Unless Dob threw it in a lake.

[@michiev]

I think they write down whatever is in their inventory on the character sheets IIRC

[@seaborgium919]

@@michiev I mean. They're SUPPOSED to.

[@krise99391]

Johnny: Seems like the mortality rate in Necropolis is astronomically high Me: And it's about to go even higher!

[@alexmagneiplays4555]

And this is like the only episode where nobody gets killed XD

[@inchanceso]

Jane/ Prudence: what is more scary than being upside down Australians:

[@P3x310]

¿ǝʇɐɯ 'ʇɐɥʍ no⅄

[@lespaulpanhead025]

The toilets flush backwards, I defy you to tell me that’s not frightening!

[@dee...]

@@lespaulpanhead025 definitely more scary than the multitude of sharks, Redback spiders, deadly jellyfish, fire ants, ripped kangaroos, and terrible drivers (yes, I went there). Welcome to Australia, aka Down Under.

[@michaelrea4902]

We are the Upside Down

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@dee... Heh-heh ripped Kangaroos... Yeah people only ever really see the females ones.

[@GGemin0-TTRPG]

not gonna lie...Johnny is LITERALLY the best character there (not that the oxventurars arent great, Johnny is just on an another level of funny)

[@Sheldon1985]

I mean, he is literally everyone else in the world

[@tycol322]

I think that's due to the oxventurers. Their random chaotic nature is constantly forcing Johnny to be on his toes and to both roll with it while also keeping everyone on track

[@ApesWithEgos]

I only have ten minutes before I have to go to classes. Just enough time to see how Johnny's plans get derailed.

[@irimac1806]

Good one XD

[@wolfydawolf5680]

It is true tho, ten minutes in and dob eats all the gold or throws it in the lake, someone (mostly egbert) gets covered in urine, or EVERYTHING IS SET ON FIRE BY EGBERT, PRUDENCE, OR MERILWEN

[@amaeve1950]

Did Dob just sit on the bed for a few minutes...just to check the noise quality? I'm sure he wouldn't hesitate to ask to change rooms.

[@JashinsMagpie]

Luigee Milktoast sure seems like a stand up guy, leaving his descendant his sweet sweet mansion!

[@PhantomJokerX]

Eggbert with Wisdom -1 : "When a mummy skull and daddy skull really love each other... " Oh Eggbert! :D :D

[@ethanlappin]

Anyone else notice the perfect timing of Corazon's picture falling at the exact moment they suggest replacing him with Captain Milqetoast 😂

[@hmiles650]

I love Jonny clarifying that you can’t just leave and win just like that before any of the others can suggest it 🤣🤣

[@danielarosindo]

Let's be honest, if he didn't say that they would find a way to do it

[@JKM395]

"We got there!" That could easily be the OxCrew's motto. Another great adventure. Thank you all for putting the time in, especially Johnny. The man has quite the imagination.

[@gblakney1]

and DMs rly have a hard job.. they have to learn so much about D&D both mechanics and lore wise, then plan out their sessions and campaigns, and then sob internally when their players sink their entire well planned campaign with a single tomfuckery Nat 20. XD

[@JKM395]

@@gblakney1 Facts. I DM for my family game that is me, my wife and my three kids. It's a ton of fun and everyone is enjoying it, but dang. To do it right, you need to prep and you need to really know ALL the rules. For me, it's a work in progress.

[@gblakney1]

@@JKM395 yeah I think I'll stick with being a player for the next 5 years while I grow familiar with the game. XD

[@JKM395]

@@gblakney1 I was familiar with the game, but not the rules. My kids (14 girl, 11 boy, 8 girl) and my wife really wanted to play and somebody needed to run the thing, so I stepped up. The first game I ever played, I was DMing. We started running "Mines of Phandelver" (sp?) and haven't looked back. To be fair, I did a lot of musical theatre, improv and acting when I was in college, and I also do accents and voices, so that helps.

[@gblakney1]

@@JKM395 well I'm opting out of college cuz the way I see it, its just a waste of money and 4+ years of ur life for almost nothing in return. only voice or accent I can do is about a half-assed Mario impression and its not even that great. was part of a few plays so improv is something I can do tho.

[@ashfreywar9862]

ITS TWO HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TWO HOURS OF PURE COMEDY GOLD! *80S FISTBUMP*

[@brentage5000]

Hell yeah, brah! *returns the fistbump, we both freeze as fake looking stars fly overhead and Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays*

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

That’s a mood

[@ashfreywar9862]

@@brentage5000 just stars with wings just flapping their way across the sky

[@Alovatololo]

I loved it. I'm torn though on the live show format. On the hand I want to see what shenanigans they'd get up to without a ticking clock of the venue closing. But on the other I love crazy rushed endings. Their adventures are so fun.

[@austinknight5881]

The first several sessions were not live, The Spicy Rat Caper being the first (I think, it's been a while)

[@dominateeye]

What they really need is a venue where they can do live shows, but that won't kick them out or charge them more for going over the scheduled time, and where people are encouraged to leave whenever they need or want to.

[@austinknight5881]

@@dominateeye so, a bar.

[@dominateeye]

@@austinknight5881 Perhaps even... a loading bar?

[@robertt223]

I would love a non rushed oxventure campaign. I know some parties stay away from rulebook heavy ots light and a comedy romp. but next go...they do know more now. Do go a bit more by book eh? Id love to see them deal with a challenge. Brings out the drama and tension.

[@charlesmoss1985]

Every DM has an "I'm going to casually pet you all without acknowledging it until you stop derailing me" moment. And every group has a Luke, to derail even this.

[@Medaumplay3]

Earlier this year: Oxventures: Hello insignificant guard, we now love you. What is your name? I hope it's a long and interesting one with a lot of syllabes! Johny: Shit Now: Johny: Hello, I am Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service, YOU JERKS! Oxventurers: what Johny: Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service.

[@dragoria20]

Dob and Prudence in a secret passageway together. Me, excited: ooh, this'll be interesting Them: roll a pair of natural ones Me: faceplant

[@dragoria20]

"There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're *not* immortal." They're just asking for trouble.

[@gblakney1]

@@dragoria20 yeah watch Johnny throw either a fuggin Tarrasque or delve RLY deep into D&D lore and unleash an ancient Dracolich upon them. and yes they are a legit thing although exceedingly rare with how difficult lichdom is for a Dragon... I mean a Draconic cult has to create one a Dragon cant do it on their own its such a difficult and complex process. (likely tho Johnny will use just a normal Red Dragon as an introduction to Dragons for the Oxventurers since yeah there's a lot of different Dragon types that all have unique behavior and personalities, identifying features, breath weapon, prefered tactics, even the type of treasure they have is unique for each Dragon type.. there's a lot the Monster Manuel leaves out for the Dragon types so just the good old fashioned Red Dragon with its fire breath, immense pride and ego, and knack for killing adventurers for the Oxventurers very first dragon.. tho the White Dragon with its bestial, predatory nature and frost breath might be a better choice since Prudence and Egbert both have fire immunity. XD) (btw there's an actual D&D cult that has dedicated itself to creating Dracoliches as part of a doomsday prophecy where the world is either destroyed or ruled over by an army of Dracoliches and they believe that it's their mission to fulfill this prophecy by creating these Dracoliches and also only ranking members of this cult know the process and ingredients for the Dracolich ritual so if u want to learn how the ritual works u either have to forcibly glean the information from a ranking cult member or infiltrate the cult and obtain the knowledge by becoming a ranking cult member)

[@Lazarus522]

Argonne, you are hearby marked as one who has given up the secrets of the Dragolich cult. May all your milk go sour before you get a chance to use it. So it is spoken...

[@gblakney1]

@@Lazarus522 jokes on u I dont use malk. XD

[@Lazarus522]

I would hope not, malk is poisonous as well as corrosive. Milk. 🐄

[@MonsterPumpkin]

1:22:42 Prudence: Whats in the bucket of grout Johnny ? Dob: *Ptsd flashbacks*

[@kickingmonster]

The lads chant killed me and it's only just started XD

[@outsidextra]

On the spooky shores of Necropolis-on-Sea, the Oxventurers face a seemingly-straightforward task. How will they fare? Let's find out 👻

[@silverdragon4018]

I’m currently playing a campaign myself, and my Druid just leveled up to level 2! Now I’m going to pull an Ellen by not telling anyone what my wild shape will be

[@njp33njit]

To everyone else a horrible haunted Mansion. To Prudence a charming place to open a bed and breakfast.

[@HazeEmry]

So uh... Anyone knows what happens to Bismuth at the end there? She kind of got stranded in the library

[@defensivekobra3873]

The flameskulls can cast fireball

[@defensivekobra3873]

And please mention to crewdence Can shoot two eldrich blasts at once and that egbert takes half damage from fire, he is not immune

[@CaitlinRC]

The true villain of Oxventure - The Duuuuudeeee Broooooo Ghost.

[@P3x310]

Give a warm Wassup! to Chad the Brost!

[@zacharyheine4177]

That wasn't Jaque Darkfall?

[@samgonzalez8662]

I actually hyperventilate a little when I get an Oxventure notification

[@Zeeeemonolith]

Same, was about to head to bed. Sleep can wait!

[@catsnorkel]

I was especially excited for this one because I was there, but couldn't get in because of a ticket mixup

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Moikle oof that sucks

[@noddler217]

Me: Ooh, 2 hours of Dnd awesomeness! COOL! *Sir Many-Named Fitzelroy III is introduced* Me: Oh. THAT's why it's 2 hours. (Treebeard'd like that guy, he's very Enty).

[@noahsmith28]

BGM Reviews for the last time his name is Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Colquhoun The Third At Your Service

[@NekoEcho13]

Props to Johnny for heavily guiding them back on track for the sea shanty thing. Dob immediately latched on to 'basement' from dude brost and just completely derailed everybody for like, 20 minutes. XD

[@shawnheatherly]

I really need fanart of the crone transformer. This whole adventure was just hilarious, and Johnny still snuck in an emotional moment for Corazon.

[@timhutchinson8485]

"I will make water." Ellen Rose - 2019.

[@CyarSkirata]

Next adventure: The party try to fill out the insurance after Dob's skeleton army throws the house in a lake.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

1:22:48 "It's basically blood that's two thirds of the way to becoming black pudding of its own volition." "Better than the last grouting experience! I'll take it!" You may not be able to understand, but it turns out that accidentally building an orphanage out of ground-up orphans really changes a man.

[@interregnum_]

My two most comforting pieces of media: Oxventures, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. This episode was like biting into a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for the first time.

[@shiftycryptid3775]

So um... The croan I presume also gets a claim to the house seeing as she also survived... Or maybe Prudence kinda while no one was looking slipped her into the furnace?

[@Zeeeemonolith]

She'll look after it while they go out on adventures maybe?

[@dee...]

She's a transformer, she doesn't need a house!

[@Dream146]

As per their agreement she gets to live in the shed

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Crone* and as of the most recent episode, I have a feeling she’s also like Stupid rich? Edit: TIL alternate spellings of crone exist, pay no attention to my correction lol

[@mischief7781]

When Merilwen took out the flask, Johnny knew *EXACTLY* what she was going through

[@mattttttttthias]

Ellen’s face when Luke said "here is wat I think we should brainstorm" is me every time my teacher says we have a unexpected test.

[@OliverJ0]

"Soft whispering and slurping noises" - So Hunger of Hadar is basically an ASMR video then...

[@backstreetcuttie2995]

I believe you mean "Hungry Hungry Hadar".... That is all...

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

Oh man, Dob has better 2 factor authentication than even my company, can I tempt him with a job in my IT department?

[@shotgunshells2]

Only if you're willing to have the entire company relocated to the nearest lake.

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

@@shotgunshells2 I'm willing to take that risk

[@HazeEmry]

On the plus side, you'll have 61 new co-workers!

[@Mattocon757]

she turns into a truck. i am literally in love with johnny, i dont care who knows it. *sips laphraoig*

[@dee...]

It was a beautiful moment.

[@frodobaggins7710]

I loved the setting for this Oxventure, perfect for Halloween. Also Dob deserves more head scritches

[@elafimilo8199]

I thought Merilwen was the cat 😹

[@aereon_gaming]

Watch it again now that it's almost Halloween

[@julia9714]

Anyone else see the Hitman pirate outfit you can unlock this month and think ' It's Corazon'?

[@dominateeye]

The makers of the first game put Oxbox's names in as easter eggs in the Miami level, so I really hope the makers of the second game made a Corazon reference in the description of that outfit (or update the game to do that).

[@Alric1982]

@DominateEye Miami is in the second game, they’re the same people.

[@samtownend6744]

@@dominateeye They also put in a disgusting cocktail recipe to punish Andy for disliking one of the levels in the first game, knowing Oxbox has to drink any game cocktail they find

[@chadp363]

That moment when dob asks corazon to disguise himself as a ghost and haunt his way out is when johnny added another item to video 2 of ways to screw over your d.m

[@Cetega]

I think I'm repeating myself every time there's a new episode, but this is worth the cost of internet access all on it's own. Hands down my favorite content on KZbin. I would also absolutely buy a blu-ray collection of this.

[@aSinisterKiid]

omg the dude bro ghost moment between johnny and andy was freaking hilarious

[@danielarosindo]

Yes, complete opposite of critical role, that I also follow and love

[@HazeEmry]

Thank you Johnny for the new t-shirt idea --Don't be a Dob-- TEAM BASEMENT (preferably in sans)

[@BogeyTheBear]

'Sans' is short for 'sans serif'. Which is just a fancy descriptor suffix for saying the font doesn't have those wispy little points at the ends of the letters.

[@2007Shockwave]

Chug, chug, chug! And a second later Johnny is surprised how much lighter his flask is!

[@MrxNonamex04]

I love how they engage with the audience and have fun with everyone there

[@OddlyAutumn]

This was a magical night to have been in attendance. The thrills. The chills. The ichor spills! The imaginative kookification to keep the ball rolling during overtime ;) Thanks again for an amazing adventure!

[@Badgerfan4]

I really wish Merilwyns hammock would have been made of spider webs, if only to get Ellen's reaction.

[@travisrolison9646]

And her pillow a big mama spider with hundreds of babies all over her.

[@Liv19Liv19]

As a fellow arachnophobe, NOPE!

[@hosannapyles8201]

OH NONONONONOPE. THERE WOULD'VE BEEN FIRE FROM MOONBEAM CAUSE NOOOOOPE

[@Mattocon757]

I feel like Johnny was hoping for a reaction to the word "silk" from Ellen, and then see how terrified she was by the idea that the hammock may be related to a spider somewhere along the line. she took it at face value though so i think he dodged the idea of traumatising Ellen, when traumatising Merilwen is enough.

[@talahar123]

In roleplaying games, piling onto someone's phobias is a really shitty thing to do. The whole point is to have fun, not to bring someone to the edge of their anxieties. So in conclusion, you are bad, and you should feel bad.

[@revolver265]

1:27:14 I was eating noodles, when I heard Johnny imitate a horn, and I accidentally exhale really hard into the noodles, and then I hear "It's the Vengabus!" And my noodles are no more.

[@39ocean]

Corazón just blissfully partaking in the horrors of the house while constantly failing the perception checks is definitely one of my favorite moments in this series 🤣

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

Hopefully we can avoid massive amounts of animals being slaughtered for Merilwen's sake, unlike last time......

[@Zeeeemonolith]

Want to see my albatross?

[@lauramarschmallow2922]

Those poor cats

[@lordvoldemort1115]

I was hoping Dob would bring out the puppets and entertain the skulls

[@kylemohs8728]

Ya just had to jinx it.

[@benseed8777]

I live for the horrible animal death, it makes me less upset about the whole ‘owl bear’ thing

[@logansimpkins3108]

I'm surprised Dob's room didn't have have a large lake in it

[@toymachine2328]

There's a small puddle in the corner, like a hotel room safe.

[@tylerdill6761]

It would be cool to have merch with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed off and “Team Basement” written on it in permanent marker.

[@HazeEmry]

Of course this goes up at 1:48am just as I was about to go to sleep. Ah screw it. Sleep is for the weak. LET'S WATCH SOME OXVENTURE

[@claytrimble4599]

Audience member: it's 1d4 plus strength Johnny: 1d4?! We're on the clock! Roll 1d10, twice!

[@toymachine2328]

They just don't like D4s (understandably)

[@thewin9459]

GM Johnny: Are you not here for the challenge? Eggbert and Dob: Challenge Accepted!!!

[@EonStormcrow]

They vaguely remind me of the Teen Titans GO... Dob - Beast Boy Prudence - Raven Merilwen - Starfire Corazon - Robin Egbert - Cyborg

[@ellbent]

Remove the “GO” because I see them as the original Teen Titans XDDD

[@zoe1315]

This series should be renamed “Dobs failed carpentry experiences!”