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[@keyston8802]

"Your brain knows exactly how to fly, but we just don't have wings." 💀👌

[@Joshua-pg3vw]

I hope that I am not putting r/ woosh on myself but I think it is because we used to have tails and we still have a small bone on the back of our pelvis where the tail used to be. Edit: I didn’t mean to start a war, I was just saying what the facts showed in black and white.

[@keyston8802]

@@Joshua-pg3vw yea that's reasonable

[@Joshua-pg3vw]

@@keyston8802 Phew, I didn't r/woosh myself.

[@shivanshjindal4610]

Therefore we gave plane a wings 💀😂

[@BharathRamMS]

I think after reptiles evolution got forked into birds and mammals. We were never birds so it's not in our brain to fly.

[@DefinitelyNotYourFBIAgent.]

"You just don't have a tail." *Tailbone has joined the chat.*

[@eliteissilly]

Exactly it’s something called science

[@berlawananarah9079]

Tail and tailbone r different things, ya know that?

[@important.things690]

I swear i felt my tail moving 💀

[@okay7811]

​@@berlawananarah9079 r/woooosh

[@zerofps3758]

Ikr

[@sroy7982]

The fact that the timing of the mars extinction (3.5 billion years) matches with the beginning of life on earth (3.5 billion years) makes the last part even more scary

[@The_Must]

No the last fact is wrong because First Human was on Earth!

[@JosiahFickinger]

It's just human storytelling. It's unscientific that life started on Mars. It will never be unless we have visual evidence.

[@The_Must]

@@JosiahFickinger But I don't like those unreal stories

[@emeraldnguyen1]

@@The_Mustomfg its literally theories

[@The_Must]

@@emeraldnguyen1 If you know that the first human was on Earth then why are you creating theories about that! The theory is about something that you don't know🗿so you make theories about that thing!!!

[@RUIN_VRR]

“You just don’t have a tail” facts bro

[@leoergen766]

"A birth certificate is technically a receipt for a baby" Adoption paper: *cries*

[@Art_lover160]

Just coz we have parents

[@themobilelord]

An adoption paper would be a refund ticket

[@axo_shorts_art]

That's funny but also rude

[@yourbigfan1777]

If it actually was a receipt, then it would be literally a lot of sperm and an egg cell

[@axo_shorts_art]

@@yourbigfan1777 ???

[@Loight--]

"Your brain knows exactly how to use powers you just don't have em" 💀 ☠️

[@Rosemary_Puppet-ik1dw]

Who says?

[@pksfires17691]

If the decision is bad enough, there won't be time machines to go back and fix it.

[@SwatTerr_official_channel]

My mind at 3 AM be like:

[@wellwisher.]

Fr

[@81AJAYSINGH]

Wow

[@leomartinez4398]

Bruh it's fuckin 3:01AM rn for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@SwatTerr_official_channel]

@@leomartinez4398 6 AM 6th Night

[@corpig4021]

@@leomartinez4398 🤣🤣🤣

[@braydenlazenby8626]

“What is sleep is your natural state and we wake up to gather information for our dreams” meanwhile I am fighting a giant shrek in the back rooms.

[@Barneyzilla]

What the actual heck 😂

[@Bullynx]

I hope you can escape bruh I believe in you

[@infinitegamer66-moreplays87]

At least you can fight to leave I had to run to live

[@christieee]

That's weird cause I was being chased by giant material gworl Shrek in the backrooms and saw someone wearing a spongebob skirt fighting giant Shrek 👁️👄👁️

[@Goofyahhguy963]

I fought a huge snake in the colosseum and in my backyard

[@JGamin999]

“A birth certificates are basically baby receipts” Hello I would like to return an item 💀

[@Shap0o.PlayZz]

Hhhh lol 😂😂😂

[@Rosemary_Puppet-ik1dw]

God: sure can I have your receipt? Oh wait you had to return it 13 years ago sorry

[@randomcreation650]

😂

[@BLUD690]

"Your brain knows how to get Bytches, but you just don't have any bytches." 💀

[@10inchguy]

"we don't have tails" boys : *you sure about that*

[@RARBOI27]

FURRIES Wow I did not expect to get that many likes

[@RARBOI27]

POOP IS A TAIL (:)

[@PS-vl9vx]

😏

[@pavelalalala8866]

@@RARBOI27 you are not a boy😑

[@gouravboora1590]

classic Dragon Ball

[@blitz_loveshorses1599]

“Birth certificates are just a baby recipts” *Returns child*

[@joesephyouseff5497]

Lol

[@KJTsukoyomi]

That would be super painful for the mother lmao and bro imagine if the doctor manages to put back the baby in the mother's womb and the baby just starts ungrowing

[@seakay3826]

The nurse literally told us “no returns” when we were discharged from the hospital with our first born

[@KJTsukoyomi]

@@seakay3826 lmao

[@blitz_loveshorses1599]

@@seakay3826LOL-

[@RealKhakh]

Steven: dude my family is going crazy Ryan:dudeeeee

[@highstimulation2497]

damn right on chips. wish people opening cough drops at classical music concerts knew this.

[@deva7170]

bro went from how to open a bag of chips to if we were from mars

[@jacobhalter5421]

Birth certificates are like baby recites. My dad: is there any way I can return this

[@hakimdiwan5101]

No refund available

[@miko1withtheflock]

@@hakimdiwan5101 “guess like I’m going to get the milk then”

[@tastystinker]

Recites

[@Kellen_Pinta]

BUT WE NEED TO SAVE MONEY

[@t.e.d.dcodmyt5357]

I still have the receipt

[@ragedflute0036]

"Your brain knows to wag your tail, you just don't have one..." *THE BOYS:* We wag the tail between our legs

[@beatricepierre7698]

AYO

[@hyperarc]

"You just don't have a tail." Jidion: Turbulence 💀

[@coco321]

“Birth certificates are basically baby receipts” “Hi I’d like to return a faulty item” “Uh sir-“

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

" You are the one who ordered it "

[@thevaldis1167]

"Where did you ordered it from?" Me: "China"

[@10inchguy]

*Parents be like*

[@Huntercooks]

Lmao

[@User00148]

‘Baby receipts’ “Hi can i get a refund” “Sir, you’ve had it for 14 years no refund”

[@soundman3394]

Lmaooooooo

[@Kronosgalaxy]

Damnit, I really bad wanted a refund.

[@ThatPandazz]

Even if they were a baby. How would it work. Would they get rid of it or... Shove it back in? Okay this is just cursed lmao

[@Khoose22804]

But right here see a 30 year return polic- Oh wait it says 30 days…

[@ImNotThunder]

The worker: "Sir, you've had it for 14 years" The man...? No the child: "I didn't know i was 14"

[@ablackman.1843]

"We have a tail, we just can't see it." ☠️😐

[@SHAizKool]

For the ocean one I like to add one more: The Sun acts like stove because it provides heat. Thank you Ohio Walmart parking spot 💀

[@gayathrimk]

The Sun is acting like a food warmer bulb...😂

[@Blueizy]

"The ocean is just a soup" *Asians running to the oceans with a bowl*

[@givesgooduser_names9654]

As an Asian I can confirm this is true

[@PotPotato2]

XD

[@Jaynocide]

As a Chinese person I can say this is 100% true

[@bhmayhem]

As a racist I concur, this fact is a fact

[@pandaberry36]

Bro-

[@shannahsimmons5788]

“the loudest way to open a bag of chips is quietly”🤣

[@Hypercube9]

Really? I didn't get that one. Meh.

[@jessiecre]

​@@Hypercube9 Me neither.

[@nolimits4387]

@@jessiecre because usually when you’re trying to open a bag of chips without being too loud, it’s end up being extremely loud.

[@KeanAhoBX]

@@nolimits4387 yeah but can just pop open the bag of chips

[@dnegel9546]

​@@nolimits4387 its not louder then squeezing it. it literally blows up.

[@Thatgirlkg]

I swear I tried wiggling my 'tail' until he said "you don't have a tail" 😹😹😹😭😭

[@IanMorav]

Bro called algae "vegetables" 💀

[@k1rby725]

“Your brain knows how to become a pickle, you’re just not a pickle”

[@H3llAn6el]

PICKLE RICKKKKKKK

[@alexisaraya.2884]

Lol

[@KasonWallace-rf6ch]

Im N0t????

[@SF-cq3lh]

“If no one from the future comes to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?” Hitler, Stalin, and Zedong: 😃 Edit: no everyone, I’m not adding Putin to the list. In fact, it’s pretty disrespectful to the millions who died under the others to equivocate what they did to some dude who ordered an invasion a few times.

[@andi7316]

Lol

[@shehriyarkhan1963]

Yep, felt that too

[@SF-cq3lh]

@@youravghuman5231 tell that to Jews

[@tukituki4350]

Get STALIN and MAO out of there

[@SF-cq3lh]

@@tukituki4350 well, they each killed more people than Hitler, so…

[@WrestleWireHub]

"Boys have frontal tail!"

[@IanMorav]

Bro skipped biology classes 💀

[@goose5947]

" Hi, I'd like to return my baby."😂

[@SSeryth]

Bro 💀

[@marschdb]

I’ve tried this and it works

[@Maxzes_]

@@marschdb Can confirm, tried it too.

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

You forgot the receipt.

[@Motionlesscapture]

Now I'm wondering who's ever tried to return a baby 💀

[@fufu_kunnn]

Hundreds of people, they just call the process abortion :^

[@creeperdash2967]

@@fufu_kunnn no when it comes out

[@himanshu3103]

@@creeperdash2967adoption

[@Geek_cassi]

@@creeperdash2967adoption

[@ramukumar4434]

It is nonrefundable process lololol is why people b like ah I have spent so much lets just keep him

[@Granny_Toes]

HARVARD CALLED🔥🔥🔥🔥 FOR A JANITOR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@robinbanks1418]

"If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad of a decision can it be" ~An Austrian Painter(1939)

[@khloegraybeal1135]

No one: " my deep thoughts when I'm trying to go to sleep...👁👄👁"

[@Preppycats123]

Same girl same✨

[@Overkill69___]

How can i walk 👁️👄👁️

[@Ioafofbread]

“Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail” Me: *twerking?*

[@onidm3540]

-"the ocean is technically a giant soup" -"well it's full of micro-plastics so I hope you're hungry" -Therussianbadger 2023

[@alexisaraya.2884]

Lol good answer

[@ayaankhan-rl8zv]

Your brain knows exactly how to rob someone, but "we just don't want to go jail." 😂

[@khalidisam]

"For some reason, you feel that this video makes sense more than your life"

[@monicagonzalez6806]

Fr tho

[@Imaseaweedbrain]

lol yea

[@Just-a-normal-guy-yt]

This video does not make sense to me there were lots of species before humans it’s impossible that humans originated on Mars

[@-__-sunny-__-]

Fr

[@gbeniraw.7556]

Ikr

[@CrystalRelic_ATX]

“Birth certificates are baby receipts” Me: “can I return myself-“

[@lanemusicyt]

Nah they already cut the tag

[@rocco.__.]

💀

[@Anabel_Tips]

"*POV*Timmy, mom says to now be rude to you so thats why I haven't said anything yet🙄" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sirbigaballs]

him: we are gathering information for our dreams My dreams: peppa pig 360d scooby doo and t-bagged him sideways

[@0decentdude074]

the last one just hit elon hard

[@NP_Com]

That one got me thinking

[@funnyvalentine4048]

If we start on Mars and we plan to go to Earth That ain't Elon Musk that is Eon Dusk 💀

[@DripGoku-lv6dt]

Literally

[@pt_cruiser5131]

This feels empty without the people having mental breakdowns in the background

[@silly_bunny985]

That was the best way to say that

[@pt_cruiser5131]

@@silly_bunny985 thank you

[@Turtlous]

You are meant to watch this in a room full of people with small brains who are easily influenced and have no filter on their mouths to get that effect.

[@pt_cruiser5131]

@@Turtlous oh ok, thanks for letting me know!

[@Turtlous]

@@pt_cruiser5131 No problem, I'm happy to help 🙃

[@Jorden1917]

The last one sounds good

[@toys_the_memer]

bro when i heard the "youre brain knows how to wag its tail but you dont have one" thing my brain was like "bet" and tried but failed

[@thatartguy5933]

“your brain knows exactly how to wag its tail. You just don’t have a tail“ me clenching my butt right now trying to wag 😅😂

[@skillissue3785]

Their? Bro you kinda...sus

[@thatartguy5933]

@@skillissue3785 🤣🤣🤣 lemme fix that

[@thatartguy5933]

@@skillissue3785 did it

[@olegnowopruzkij2554]

Man so sussy

[@thatartguy5933]

@@olegnowopruzkij2554 indeed i am

[@ashicmercelin-ks2qe]

This man makes me rethink about my entire life

[@thebradybas]

life*

[@PawsitiveVibes_only]

life*

[@PotatoBeanimations]

life*

[@trest4066]

life*

[@timetraveler403]

Yea he said life right? He did not edit too

[@Aphyxl]

"Mindblowing *facts*" Starts to name conspiracy theories

[@DeadMeme65_]

Golf Cart guy in the second clip got violated 💀💀💀

[@rmafmain]

Bro made my brain explode..and also made me question everything and every single movement i do

[@auxx6766]

“Damn bro, that was deep”

[@MactGamer]

Yes

[@evietrant7065]

It was

[@bacongodgameryt2058]

“The ocean is soup” Kelp: do i look like a plant to you?

[@Mememoji2008]

"birth certificate are just a baby receipt" The cashier: sorry sir your Gold Express card declined on purchase, you have to give that child back to us

[@austriankangaroo]

Oh hey cashier, id like to return this baby

[@too_litty1]

“You just dont have a tail!” *Looks down* I beg to differ

[@-Creepuh]

Bro forgot to add "theory" on the description💀💀

[@naif511z4]

no The loudest way to open a bag of chips is stepping on it it will sound like a bomb

[@marciadscosta]

Everyone else : Listening to the fax and stuff Me : Watching the background when he crashed with a Golf Cart

[@nottherealbaphomet]

That was what i did lol

[@hueengi935]

I was looking for this comment

[@sohnizahid810]

Lol I was about to comment that but guess not huh...

[@kouleffects]

what's the name of the game?

[@charliegee6128]

Lol

[@ShadowShinobi108]

"Your brain knows exactly how to wag a tail but you dont have one" I can feel this wagging sensation at the top of my bum crack rn but theres nothing there dangit

[@NX-Delta]

Me too, lol

[@NX-Delta]

Power of imagination 🌈

[@yamiharukadeuman8805]

Well we do actually had tail bone

[@herobrine2real797]

Well humans had a tail before but over time it had no use so it vanished, but no some of it is still there, it's called appendix

[@joynika8444]

@@yamiharukadeuman8805 appendix it's not part of our former tail bro

[@abhinavsattaru594]

bro made me question my existence in a minute

[@beastbetter5116]

Not only did he blew my mind, he destroyed it.

[@itsmetreeman1105]

"You're brain knows exactly how to wag a tail but you dont have a tail" But not just any tail :)

[@joshua5gaming939]

Oh no no no

[@Proplayer69420]

Oh hell naww

[@crwth001]

Ah yes, the front tail

[@rattansingh7680]

@Maryan u have an innocent brain

[@joshua5gaming939]

@@rattansingh7680 he is still innocent XD

[@topics9849]

" your brain knows how to wag your tail but you dont have one" me shaking my but aggressivly

[@arkhamsquadgaming6192]

Twerk it Twerk it!!!!!!

[@hoodwink4233]

@@arkhamsquadgaming6192 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsvolarnotpolar788]

Lol

[@RDani223]

That's like trying to move your fingers but you are moving your wrist instead

[@Kaponoilokojackson]

Bro didn’t get a degree, he got a Celsius💀💀💀💀

[@ranishyousef1734]

MOM HES HERE YOUR GIVING HIM A SEIZURE

[@mjproductions35]

“Your brain knows how to wag a tail” Then why doesn’t my d-

[@frosty_414]

Then why doesn't my dad come back?

[@jamescruzat564]

​@@frosty_414 because he is looking for the milk

[@PairPunch1]

Trusting him

[@TMB0106]

@@frosty_414 he is looking for the *legendary milk*! It will take years, but he might return!

[@magicmanhs7718]

@@TMB0106 the legendary milk is an exquisite food item,and it has several buffs,no one has been able to find it yet.

[@iamanentppersonalitytype3184]

*you didn't have to cut me off-*

[@notSagar]

MOM,HE IS DOING IT AGAIN SHIT!

[@juanitochiqu1to]

Brain knows how to wag your tail My butt starts feeling weird

[@blastboyGD]

Birth certificates are actually an apology from the condom factory

[@is..thishaven8024]

Bro ......

[@corpig4021]

💀

[@Noob2G0]

Stolen

[@blastboyGD]

@@Noob2G0 but still

[@Noob2G0]

@@blastboyGD Ok your right its still funny

[@clairekirkup3866]

"Sir, i just wanted your coffee order-" Edit: Holy Banana Bread! thanks for 200 likes! Thats the most I've ever gotten!

[@timc9773]

AHHAH.. aye good one

[@Jasmine-xj5tj]

Underrated comment

[@lukastreutlein3624]

Haha, well played 😂

[@Throxeto]

Here before this blows up

[@Uselessenbylesbisan]

Same vibes as “sir this is a Wendy’s drive thru” 😂

[@Rehanikhan-jh1ht]

the last 1 is the best one combined all the effort multiply with a zero. 😂

[@soumadipmaity4493]

Thoughts came in a mind of overthinkers like me 🥲

[@readysetroblox7045]

"Hi I'd like to return this! 😁" B..but...its a child... "I have the receipt just take it!"

[@user-dx4je3xi6u]

"Birth certificates are just baby recipes" oh nice that means I can take my siblings back! 😃

[@Gd-Onion]

Well it depends how long you've had them if you have had them for more than a month than sorry but the receipts have expired and your are stuck with them forever

[@user-dx4je3xi6u]

@@Gd-Onion :0

[@stewbanker]

"Baby recipes" 💀

[@bait5257]

Tf recipes!

[@AshwathS-18524]

The last one leads to a multiverse😂😂

[@bautizhg7217]

About the “if no one from the future comes to stop you then how bad of a decition could it be” maybe too bad so you can’t come to stop you

[@Messy-cf3wx]

This man just made me question my entire life 🤣🧬🧬

[@Waffleh7454]

Kinda sucks for you cause most of this stuff is stupid

[@gamingwithdragster436]

Same here

[@scarecrvw]

“Your brain knows how to wag your tail-“ *wifi disconnects*

[@joemogus2551]

Me who can only activate it when watching ;)

[@Theunwantedone._]

What do you mean I do have a tail-

[@v1ku390]

now it makes me think I can do anything like fly but just haven't learnt it yet

[@beardengreg]

Nice pfp my guy

[@bobobobixon9530]

We have a bone tail thats probally why we know how to do it

[@adityapandey624]

These are the thoughts I get in my stupid mind when I am in my bathroom 😂😂😂

[@LittleDropletsHome]

The Sleep one 😂I watch horror movies and I don’t really sleep💤 and I was laughing 😂

[@Abcaseasyas12388]

Baby receipt.... 30 day return policy

[@JB_Editz125]

“Birth Certificates… are basically baby receipts.” *Proceeds to slam into a random dude in a golf cart*

[@swiiss_]

I legit couldn’t stop laughing after he said “Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail, you just don’t have a tail.” That cracked me up 💀

[@rickfu8700]

We learned to twerk

[@issamallaoui7966]

​@@rickfu8700 you just broke my brain and my powor is gone

[@tiktok_content9505]

My brain knows how to become omnipotent! It’s just hiding it from me!!

[@100amvs5]

i think only male have a tail 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ParisIdolPerson]

“Please Ryan, not today!”

[@NoahLoughlin]

Last one hit different 😂

[@memesbydave7834]

" U don't have a taill" I felt it

[@XY2Moroccoball]

Furries: YES I DO 😡😡😡😡😡

[@comicpaint]

"Your brain knows exactely how to wag your tail. But you don't have o-" Automatically starts wagging*

[@N0AH_Gam1ng]

nah the loudest way to open a bag full of chips is to pop your half filled lays chips in the middle of your school lunch at exactly 11:30 A.M.💀💀💀

[@perryposse]

"what if no one in the future comes to stop you" clyde donavon trying to kill Kyle broflovski in south park post COVID:

[@XStrawberry_rosie]

“The loudest way to open a bag of chips is quietly” “BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUTTTTTTTT ME OFFFF”

[@xXHighSnowXx]

*like that*

[@Ashevzkyi]

MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

[@Rubygachaandroblox]

"Mommy ima hungry" "Eat the ocean" "Okay!" 💀 "OMG TIMMY"

[@yashgarghate]

"You know how to move your tail you just dont have one " Me : clunching my a$$ 💀

[@eastonyacktman2766]

Man Hitler was never stopped until he stopped himself💀

[@thatonewizard1806]

“Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail, you just don’t have a tail” -10,000 brain cells

[@_Kenji_717]

We never had one in the first place

[@Lin-cr8fc]

​@@_Kenji_717 we had, there's a part of our body that is basically were the tail supposedly was in the past, but it shrink to now an invisible from the outside little bone in our lower backs My information may be wrong or outdated, so don't take this as a fact, this is just what i remember after months or years of reading about it

[@adailydrawingmustache4604]

​@@Lin-cr8fc You're right or ancient ancestors and tales but they weren't humans

[@Kafj302]

Furries have entered the chat.

[@thatonewizard1806]

@@Kafj302 aAA

[@mylannverlaecke3797]

"If no one from the future comes stop you, then how bad of a decision can it be?" Me about to end the future

[@elicrawford5521]

Birth Certificates are like baby recipts. That set off my 3-year-old brother. LOL 😆

[@evangelinahernandez595]

Not me here only surviving with Five brain cells left

[@AdrianThompson922]

"Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail" *me the rest of the video trying to wag my tail*

[@baggerbick]

@@taisperls 🤨

[@fuziongt]

@@baggerbick furry moment probs

[@True_ice4057]

@@taisperls Nah bro 💀💀💀💀