it has been nearly 24 hours since the dark and darker servers were taken offline, but it feels like it has been a millennia. as i look out my bedroom window, a black bird lands on the sill and caws wildly into the night. i can hear a pack of coyotes off in the distance yelping with excitement from a fresh kill. i stare deeper into the wall, seeing each molecule in the paint. deeper i stare until i see reality itself. was it even real? did i ever even play the game or was it merely another dream, lost in the darkness? i am alone and the boredom has taken full control. i sit, comatose, waiting. the world around me carries on full of life and fervor. i blink. the sun is rising. a rainstorm outside quietly fades until it stops. it is May and my life can begin again. I log in. a goblin kills me.
@leopoldo3884 Жыл бұрын
that was quite poetic my friend
@superdooper50 Жыл бұрын
ggwp
@Philleapa Жыл бұрын
"I took your dignity and everything you had in your pockets" April needs to come quicker for this next play test
@Hannwes Жыл бұрын
The little head dodge irl at 9:18 haha. Really immersive gameplay.
@NudududuHACKS Жыл бұрын
The fact you kept popping up in different places while stealing shit through the door had me absolutely losing it
@OdinCasts Жыл бұрын
How many people do you think are reporting loot bugs on the discord, completely oblivious that they were pickpocketed?
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Definitely a ton of people lol
@DivineBanana Жыл бұрын
that ambush at the end, F brother
@TrackstarOP Жыл бұрын
This will go down as a classic for pick pocket perry. great content as always! 🙌
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Thanks boss. Love your vids
@horseliver338 Жыл бұрын
04:48 100% wifi axe moment
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Mans was running commando pro
@zaqwsx28 Жыл бұрын
These pickpocket videos are GOLD!
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Like the gold you had in your pockets??
@RuralRoar Жыл бұрын
Grimy little skeleton hands.
@Cragmortis Жыл бұрын
I love the little hand movements while you pickpocket people.
@EsotericCat Жыл бұрын
So wholesome. I saw a guy doing ur strat and me and my friends were pvping so we just let him loot us. It doesnt seem to take potions or utilities which is nice.
@CompletelyNewguy Жыл бұрын
it doesn't take whatever is equipped that includes whatever is in your quickselect. So I'd still keep an eye on them...
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
You were nice :D The rats gotta eat too. You can only pickpocket items from your "backpack" storage
@chazfernandes9840 Жыл бұрын
lol I love the skele gangs name. funny crossover there bein on a barb XD
@CrazyGaming37 Жыл бұрын
Seeing this live from Poke's POV is so funny when you get stuck in the doorway.
@pangordian Жыл бұрын
this is the funniest shit i've seen in this game yet LOL
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Thank you :)
@hedindunuffin Жыл бұрын
mfw you were breaking their ankles in a doorway was priceless. ima get like you bro LMAO.
@warrens.5933 Жыл бұрын
This shit is too funny man! You have really top-tier DnD content, I love it!!
@thatsclassified6701 Жыл бұрын
Watching you dodge and weave those final attacks was awesome. xD
@Philleapa Жыл бұрын
Telling him to bring his friend over so you can see what he has XD, I am dying
@tableshoe7776 Жыл бұрын
7:57 ITS POKE AND GIGI AHAHHAHA
@alterworlds1629 Жыл бұрын
That was a fantastic way to die in the dungeon.
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Devs added a new axe trap
@Philleapa Жыл бұрын
This is my comfort video while I wait for the next playtest.
@ChaseKelleh Жыл бұрын
that last clip had me tearing up
@MSSynsyterGates Жыл бұрын
That ending was amazing
@Hwak. Жыл бұрын
that 4v1 at the end lol
@lashedvenom Жыл бұрын
that first 2 minutes was some of the funniest sht I've ever seen
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it ❤️
@brownstuff42 Жыл бұрын
man this was hilarious its so late and im sittin here rolling at the pc.
@bro_adway Жыл бұрын
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH 😂😂😂
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
The Art of the Yoink
@politicsequalsgarbag Жыл бұрын
Gives new meaning to the term "battle looting" rofl
@MarceloDota Жыл бұрын
The end of this video made me die haha
@MarkDragon1019 ай бұрын
I think is it my favorite video of all time in Dark and Darker lol
@praiseganja Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO poke is fucking fried
@sirrealism7300 Жыл бұрын
I really hope they add a goblin skin so you can really get into character as a devious little creature
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
It's only a matter of time I'd hope!
@sirrealism7300 Жыл бұрын
@@jaygriffyuh ive been practicing the voice. It hurts my throat lol
@saugamer4314 Жыл бұрын
jo is it just me or does the Barbarian on Minute 9 sound like poke ?
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
It was!
@dylanadc4403 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂
@LaughingDepressed Жыл бұрын
amazing vid homie!
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Thank you bro
@laterbiatch3004 Жыл бұрын
how is he walking invisible without crouching ?
@kenin9328 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering about that too
@EsotericCat Жыл бұрын
shift walk
@lockekappa500 Жыл бұрын
@@EsotericCat What's even the difference? Like is there an in game reason to walk instead of crouch?
@seppou Жыл бұрын
@@lockekappa500 Shift walking is slightly faster than crouch walking I guess
@justjoshinrnd6958 Жыл бұрын
Slow walk also works
@DnDimo Жыл бұрын
Your suit looks like an armor set)
@Glacier2kx Жыл бұрын
this vid from their perspective is comic gold.
@made.online2149 Жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with streamers, where should I go to watch that
@clown7169 Жыл бұрын
Where do I see that?
@Istratail Жыл бұрын
god.. i laughed so much ! xDDDD
@jongerdes4504 Жыл бұрын
This is great
@hellojo100 Жыл бұрын
Enemies passing to the south, you can let them pass, or pickpocket them its up to you
@npcragdolls Жыл бұрын
No way you ran into poke and gigi they are my favorite
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Was a crazy game lol
@El-Burrito Жыл бұрын
I need to see this from Gigi and Poke's perspective hahaha
@clown7169 Жыл бұрын
Where is the clip for that?
@Daxaka88 Жыл бұрын
Perry did it again :)
@mrchills7433 Жыл бұрын
I've always said I wanted something liek this in a game and peopel told me it was a dumb idea. Now I knwo why they told me that, because they're BLIND
@Shlaf Жыл бұрын
This shit is priceless
@Xaltorez Жыл бұрын
Gigi voice c:
@laxmonkey2k7 Жыл бұрын
Poke and Gigi ❤
@McShag420 Жыл бұрын
That's really rude, stealing from people without eyesight.
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Robbing the blind EZ
@futsk01 Жыл бұрын
You gonna get pickpocket nerfed at this rate
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
-Removed Pickpocket from Rogue
@CarlHyperweevil Жыл бұрын
JayGrimeyuh
@TheCronous1 Жыл бұрын
Ez 1 mill views.
@philltdp6603 Жыл бұрын
XDDDDD my boi got pinned
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
I'm stuck stepbarb
@xtcraven8370 Жыл бұрын
I Lost so much respect for poke when he used his teammate to cornering players like that 11:00
@artix8898 Жыл бұрын
first
@xCoNa14 Жыл бұрын
This is fake. Women don't play games.
@benwilliams8183 Жыл бұрын
@JayGriffyuh those two were Pokelawls and his gf called Gigi they are twitch streamers as well xD great video thank you 💪😎
@AGenericFool Жыл бұрын
I dont get it I only meet geared super skilled giga brained players that are also barb abusers Meanwhile this guy plays with actual embryos
@jacobwilliams9427 Жыл бұрын
last two guys sketchy asf not even in a team but obviously in a call
@jaygriffyuh Жыл бұрын
Lol that was Pokelawls and a stream sniper of his I believe