Minecraft, but every block is HOSTILE

It's Minecraft, but this time instead of breaking the blocks... the blocks broke us.
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♫Music♪
♩ Giorno's Theme (Kiraramagic Remix)
♩ Xenoblade Chronicles - Gaur Plains
♩ Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Zone Act 2
♩ A Plague Tale Innocence - A Plague Tale
♩ Stardew Valley - Spring
♩ Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Counterattack
♩ Terraria Calamity OST
♩ Giga pudding
Datapack creators:
Ziplaw ( / ziplawdev )
Roarkcats ( / roark_cats )
Check out my friend trying to survive with this pack: • Minecraft, But Item Dr...
Minecraft, but the blocks fight back

[@jschlattLIVE]

sorry about the whole pudding thing

[@moonxenn]

That was so random I love it

[@Eentrip]

Truly just guys bein dudes

[@sahara4641]

Don’t apologize

[@NeonRose17]

It was hilarious 😂

[@_OmegaX8]

jschlattLIVE how did ur mic to get like that?

[@moodmstro4477]

The Vietnam War: "I'm the biggest source of PTSD in the worl-" Schlatt: *A P P L E*

[@josephgaribay7316]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@cabtaxi]

HOLY SHIT- YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!

[@reaperrue7454]

*A P P L E*

[@jotarokujo8922]

CARROT

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@Teknoblazer What a horrible place.

[@echhtreme8530]

i like how this just becomes a story around schlatt having black lung

[@Y-N1344]

Ikr 😂

[@nymphocat254]

" I T S M E M O R Y F O A M ! I T R E M E M B E R S W H A T Y O U D I D !"

[@krobuskoffee3354]

Cue the Calamity OST

[@Ave-S]

and its gonna put you to bed

[@theasexualidiot4803]

“AND ITS GONNA PUT YOU TO BED *F O R E V E R* !”

[@betagear7549]

“Night night.”

[@SomeRandomDudewashere]

*DEVOUR OF GODS THEME INTENSIFYS*

[@ImSo_Snazzy]

Schlatt: *constantly getting black lungs* Slime: *constantly making block puns* Condi: *constantly dying* Grizzly: *constantly going along with it*

[@MidoriDragon]

The constants of the world

[@haunted_air-c0n791]

U mean Grizz is constantly, Just Rolling With It

[@Zpixi09]

No

[@Yonsu.]

Yes

[@Echoe-14]

@@haunted_air-c0n791I was gonna say that

[@kholozondi9904]

it's hard and hilarious to imagine that Jschlatt was once a God. Now he cowers from sentient dirt..... how the mighty fall.

[@meatmaster665]

lmao

[@RebelGuitarist747]

A P P L E

[@lostitem]

Well, the demon was exorcised by Charlie, now we're stuck with a shady business ram man again.

[@qq-lw2vp]

they say the higher you climb the higher you fall...

[@jackkennedy1931]

Top 10 anime characters that were only strong the first time they were introduced

[@rey9376]

this video, in two acts. act one: black lung act two: giga pudding

[@LittleSprout73]

act three: inside the cave

[@eveefreak3045]

Act everything else: reverb

[@aaronjoshuablasurca8253]

Act four: A P P L E

[@CardiacYew-xt5zq]

@@aaronjoshuablasurca8253 Act 4: *H I D E*

[@lirebrin2418]

Act 4: WHITE LUNG

[@zyne6847]

how did it went from panicking about the live blocks , then panicking about black lung and then a few seconds it went to *g i g a p u d d i n g*

[@bwaindead5539]

_Pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding, giga pudding!_

[@nobody08088]

on the first day the blocks began to attack, on the second day black lung caused mass death, and on the third day -PUDDING-PUDDING-PUDDING-PUDDING-GIGA-PUDDING-

[@theiromia2389]

it's a slimecicle video

[@dazzh_603]

“I’m getting PTSD, what is that noise?” “Oh, *YOU’RE* getting PTSD?” 5:35

[@trinityharris1771]

Maybe he was possessed by the demon of the storm?

[@idontevenknow9211]

You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, *A SMOOTH MINERAL*

[@idontevenknow9211]

*Laughs in Micheal Jackson*

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Annie are you oak-ay

[@thefrozenflames1658]

ANGRY MINERAL

[@Squirt_Cobain]

@@quantumblauthor7300 no i just tried to kill my self

[@PastaSauce7]

HEE HEE

[@rooksilver]

phone alarm sounds with the dreaded words Jschlatt: oh god I’m getting PTSD Slime: Condi: Grizzly: Slime: wait, YOU’RE getting-

[@antea1573]

APPLE...

[@sock5884]

What's the time stamp

[@tahseenkhan3629]

@Lucas Frejborg what are they referencing?

[@battery1707]

Timestamp?

[@striped-bandaid2033]

I heard that and before the clip played all I could hear was "apple" And "button"

[@ScxrchedOasis]

18:30 I love this scene. Picture this, you are being hunted by your friends while listening to Giga pudding. You turn your head around and the last thing you see is your friend coming full speed at you, swinging a sword.

[@m.rsoda-can1868]

a true masterpiece

[@zeddyandshellette7668]

almost spit out my Drink Reading this And then i DID When i watched the Scene

[@Bff_charlie]

SO TRUEE

[@isa_whisperer]

Literal jumpscare lol

[@YogoBites]

If I died like this I don’t think I’d be able to talk to my family ever again

[@user-rz4ro8yi1r]

why does schlatt sound like a broken microwave speaking the enchanting table language?

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

This was so specific and I love it

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Black lung got to him

[@TomWoop]

Your pfp scares me

[@aliteralpotato873]

@@telsa-inc-live Did you do it? Did you become Schlatt?

[@theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153]

​@@aliteralpotato873 he's ascended to a higher plane now, he no longer have any need to converse with lower lifeforms like us.

[@Sarahcakesrocks67]

there are only two genders: black lung and giga pudding

[@kanegilbey9946]

uff, sarah I identify as black lung

[@FembyFerris]

I identify as gamer. The secret 3rd gender.

[@gucciprincess619]

I read this comment before the video started and I was so confused

[@AmandaliasOrJustAma]

What about Nascar?

[@playstation-hydrangea]

I identify as black lung, my pronouns are **LOUD AND PAINFUL COUGHING**

[@EaseeCheesee]

“Is that my lung?” d e e p inhale “GET BACK IN DADDY”

[@soda_drawzz]

*_”LEMME TAKE A D E E P B R E A T H”_*

[@astxrism8347]

*"𝕎ℍ𝔼𝔼ℤ𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼"*

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

But he doesn’t have lungs, how does he inhale?

[@zyphilith9556]

We saw the video

[@GreatGig]

he really spelled it enhale lmao

[@FobyTox07]

Slimecicle: *breaks more stuff* Jschlatt:🏧🚺☣📵☣⛔🚯🚱🚸♑🕎✝️🕉♉🔙🔝☸🔜🔙☦♑♍♐♍🔂♀️♾📛⚕✖🔅⏺♂️⏬❌♻️⚜♾⏏🔰⏯♀️📶🔼🔱🔆📛♀️⏬♀️🆙️🆗️🉐️Ⓜ️🆗️🔢🔷️🔺️◼⚫🈵️🔺️🈵️🔸️🆗️🆕️㊗️🈷️🈳️🈸️🈯️🔣🆎️🅱️🔣🆑️3️⃣1️⃣™️❗®️®️©️➕✳✳➕❓‼✖✅🔆📴⏏🔅☣📵🚱🚸🛅☣↘️⬅️↘️↖️⤵️↩🚭🚸🛅⚠️🚼↖️↩🔃↘️⬆️➡️↕️🔃↪⬅️⬇️↕️↘️↔️🔃⤵️⬇️↖️➡️↕️🔃↩⬅️↪↖️↘️↖️🔃↩⬅️↩🔃↘️↕️↩☪️🕎♊✡♊✝️🕎🕎♍♐▶️⛎♊♍♊♾✅❌✖♀️♾🔱🔅📴📳📴📳📴📶📛♻️🔱♻️📴📶📴📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳↕️↖️✝️↕️▶️♊📴📛📳📳⬅️✅▶️♍📛✅✅📴♊📳☪️▶️↖️↕️✝️📛📳▶️📴♊✝️▶️▶️✡✡▶️✝️▶️✝️▶️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️♐↖️↪▶️↪▶️⬅️♐↪↕️↖️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↕️↖️

[@AzureDragon2604]

You forgot one 🍎

[@rapidrush6033]

@@AzureDragon2604 *A P P L E*

[@austintexaz]

E A T, T H E A P P L E

[@hebberhobber6802]

A. P. P. L. E

[@shivshankar1409]

A A P P L L E E 🍎 🍏

[@cooperdavis8296]

5:59 Schlatt’s sound of pure frustration is so funny

[@tylerjohnston7880]

Me moaned

[@cyrusambrose4547]

"This is the second most terrifying gaming experience I've ever had." "What was the first?" "... ... ... apple."

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

*APPLE. EAT.*

[@g-9175]

B U T T O N

[@onion647]

*C A R R O T* Edit: this would have been a good opportunity to shout my name to the skies

[@mothgyaru3158]

E A T T H E A P P L E

[@nopieie6444]

E A T. M Y. A P P L E.

[@thatcrystalpie]

Slime: **going to break the crafting table** Schlatt: ⛔♐♍🔀♾️➿↖️☣️♻️📶!

[@Pixelusually]

❌‼️⭕❓❓▶️🔀⏯️♨️🆘🛑🈹🈹🈴🅾️⛔🈲🎦🆚🈺🔊🔉🔆🎶☣️☢️

[@awaterbottle589]

Ah, men of culture, truly sophisticated individuals.

[@Pixelusually]

@@awaterbottle589 thanks for the compliment

[@awaterbottle589]

@@Pixelusually But of course, good sir

[@herestay-dx1ui]

🚯🚫🅱️🚫❗❗❗❗♊♎♉♐♏♋❓🧡🔴🔺📛❓⏺️⏸️🔼☢️☢️☢️☢️⚜️🔰

[@dr.fruitsnack9131]

I love how at 22:38, something seems to take over Schlatt, and now the demon is terrorizing Grizzly.

[@xlgalaxyll5714]

schlatt’s undeterminable screaming in the beginning because of his mic is amazing

[@diegoaguilar9371]

"How much reverb do you want to use?" Slime: *"y e s"*

[@SympleSymon]

Act Two is best

[@thatgoofyguy6980]

I think I'm dead

[@BowTieTVOfficial]

"How much reverb do you want to use?" Slime: "ʏ ᴇ s, y e s, , ᵧ ₑ ₛ"

[@kgood9809]

Yes

[@technicality9133]

@@kidcudinezz7683 BEEEEECTH

[@delsin1126]

Jojo Golden Wind: *exists* Slimecicle: It’s free real estate

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

The intro music Hand it over

[@devbyglamour4265]

*il vento d'oro

[@arc3944]

But why is his skin over heaven

[@propartyx]

Let him be sir, it makes it more wholesome

[@skelliot1014]

@@propartyx JOOOOOJOOOOOOO GOLDEN WIND

[@essamarram1056]

Slime: Is about to break a crafting table Schlatt: *Death Trooper Intensifies*

[@bolmobelo]

I just watched the natural disasters video and seeing schlatt still fills me with a primal fear I cannot explain.

[@generalgrievous3931]

First third of video: black lung Second third : pudding Third third: PAIN

[@alcairr4934]

Third third third: A P P L E

[@thighhighsenpaioof7423]

They’re all pain inducing

[@tinpot878]

17:09

[@nightsedge6182]

*𝗧 𝗛 𝗜 𝗥 𝗗 𝗧 𝗛 𝗜 𝗥 𝗗*

[@GlitchStick]

yo Jschlatt sounds like he is transforming into a jet engine

[@Anthony8851]

That's normal.

[@saturnoperative4484]

it's his final form

[@instagramfinder1817]

Hes a Transformer

[@nichii1603]

He is a jet engine

[@dominatornh981]

He’s a demon. He can do anything.

[@chxrlies.angels]

The amount of times they accidentally killed each other is actually hilarious

[@maucazalv903]

30:55 His lungs were so filled with carbon that the carbon put pressure in itself and produce diamonds)?

[@p3achytea]

i’m convinced that the whole giga pudding bit was a fever dream

[@briarrr__]

This entire video is a fever dream

[@dyzaaster]

what do you mean, "giga puuding bit?" i dont remember anything about "giga pudding???"

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

Yeah what do u mean?

[@jackisback4873]

Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Jack the Ripper was I’m crying xD

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

27:27 “please don’t- please don’t break the sea pickle” He sounds so broken. I’ve never heard someone sound so defeated before

[@fabanano6158]

O

[@zawarudo3582]

27:36

[@Its_Me_Romano]

the sea pickle broke him

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

The Apple God has fallen. And from the likes of a sea pickle!

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

The Sea Pickle was everything for him Like bread is everything to me

[@Ckwhc]

17:23 JSCHLATT USED RAIN DANCE!

[@lqmons]

SLIMECICLE USED /WEATHER CLEAR

[@Victor-um9ce]

"Black lung has an insane gravitational pull!!" -Jschlatt 2019

[@monikamorningstarshadlo4129]

You’ve heard of “guns n roses” Now it’s “roses with guns”

[@princessego5568]

THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING EVERYTHING

[@Bella-jm6re]

XD

[@theratman6718]

y e s

[@1metalsonicfan46]

This has a threatening energy and I don't like it

[@creathechiboi]

Taryn The Irken Hands up.

[@kalebwtk]

*Everybody gangsta till the blocks start commiting homicide*

[@betabee1221]

Everyone's gangstar till the blocks start doing jojo poses

[@monochrome3168]

@@betabee1221 Konoga Blockium... Da

[@junedraws2236]

Homiecide owo

[@cupofwater2148]

Dream SMP: *Having Conflicts* Slime: *B L O C K*

[@sarah-ce5xr]

everytime a small inconvenience happens and i’m upset, i come back to this video. i remember when it was published and i was crying laughing. i think i’ve seen this video at least 30 times. never gets old.

[@brickmastere5535]

"Uh-oh, Schlatt... It's memory foam! *_AND IT REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID_* "

[@jorgediaz4465]

and it's gonna put you to bed!

[@briarrr__]

@@jorgediaz4465 more like put you to sleep if you know what I mean lmao

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

:( Oh no! OH G

[@Frobilen]

Achievement unlocked [sweat dreams]

[@RoonistProphet]

“The kids in the orphanage burned, jschlatt.”

[@dominatornh981]

JSchlatt sounds like he’s trying to summon some more unholy disasters.

[@youraverageweeb1206]

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗧

[@zenapex3233]

B u t t o n

[@Lu4455]

he is

[@droopy2088]

Ⓐⓟⓟⓛⓔ

[@donaldchandler2520]

*iPhone Alarm Sounds*

[@mayoman09]

imagine mining loads of netherrack with an efficiency 5 netherite pick with the haste effect, that would be literal hell

[@somemagellanic]

you only need efficiency 3 to instamine netherrack

[@toxicfrancium]

@@somemagellanic exactly

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

The fact that their only goal was to break as many blocks as possible for most of the video is comedy at its finest

[@reidlr60]

Therapist: "Autotune giga pudding isn't real it can't hurt you." Autotune giga pudding: 17:42

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

Dat Boi what are you talking about?

[@jackisback4873]

Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

[@Ginger_bit]

what is the name of that mic effect and where can i get it, ive been looking everywhere but still cant find it?

[@jackisback4873]

@linkmann1207 you mean autotune?

[@Ginger_bit]

@@jackisback4873 no, if you look for "autotune voice effect" or mic effect its just a bunch of actual autotune stuff and effects for producer's. I cant find anything by looking for specific people either, like jshlatt for example, its only his and carsons funny mic. Theres no middleground between searching for autotune, or mic effects or whatever. And i cant really talk directly to slime or shlatt to ask them personally. I just want to use the effect too.

[@scarletqueen1152]

(Alarm goes off) JSchlatt: omg PTSD everyone else: you have PTSD? JSchlatt: A P P L E

[@LaggPing]

Nobody ruin the 666

[@ahlogic5960]

Uros Borovcanin everyone ruined the 666

[@justin2308]

Were not even at 777 anymore

[@Bella-jm6re]

I guess were going for 888 then

[@coldburns]

we're going for 999 now

[@MmmSpinach]

“I just got jumpscared by a raw chicken.”

[@lilithfromtboi]

"THE STRING IS ALIVE ITS GONNA HANG ME *AAAAAAAAA* " -Condi

[@ryverkyaakk6285]

Jschlatt the entire time: *À̸̮͕̝͗͋̎̾̓͗͆Ḩ̶̣̹̞͔̝̲̫̩͒̾́̕͠ͅȘ̸̢̧͔̤̈͐͛̇̈́͐̈G̶̨͎͔̬̞̫̅͗D̷̤̱̖̠̭̪̥̲̒̎͑̇̃̎̌̒͊S̷̢̢̜̖͊̅̍͑K̵̢̢̨̢̡̟̳̱̘̘͑̍͗̈͆Ȧ̷̤̟͒̇̊̈́̈́̅͒͊͗H̶̥̯̰͖͇̫̋G̵̢̝̾͑̅̀K̷̳͌͛Ḑ̷̧̋̔̑͐̇̚͠͠A̶͓̤͑̈̓͜S̶̖̩̣͖̾͋̇͒̕͠Ḓ̶̨̯̬̤̝̗̤̤̙̐̔͑͐̃̌̾J̷͖̯͔͉͔̊̍̂̂̆̓̈́͌̎ͅH̵̹͚̣̼́̾A̶͒͝ͅK̴̨̨͙̫̹̥̤̫̂̏̊̃͠ͅJ̷̛̝̾̈̎̈͆͌̄̚D̸̜͂͂͝Ạ̶̈́̔͒̓̇K̴̉̄͜H̵̛̭̗͊̆̑̀̌͛̕͘͝D̵͓̞̬͕͍̠̫͙͙̀͋S̵̩̞̘͈̏̽͐̆̔̈́̕À̸̙̫̤̻̩͔͗̏͗̕ͅḰ̵̬̬̱͜J̶̤̲̠͈́̄̈À̸̮͕̝͗͋̎̾̓͗͆Ḩ̶̣̹̞͔̝̲̫̩͒̾́̕͠ͅȘ̸̢̧͔̤̈͐͛̇̈́͐̈G̶̨͎͔̬̞̫̅͗D̷̤̱̖̠̭̪̥̲̒̎͑̇̃̎̌̒͊S̷̢̢̜̖͊̅̍͑K̵̢̢̨̢̡̟̳̱̘̘͑̍͗̈͆Ȧ̷̤̟͒̇̊̈́̈́̅͒͊͗H̶̥̯̰͖͇̫̋G̵̢̝̾͑̅̀K̷̳͌͛Ḑ̷̧̋̔̑͐̇̚͠͠A̶͓̤͑̈̓͜S̶̖̩̣͖̾͋̇͒̕͠Ḓ̶̨̯̬̤̝̗̤̤̙̐̔͑͐̃̌̾J̷͖̯͔͉͔̊̍̂̂̆̓̈́͌̎ͅH̵̹͚̣̼́̾A̶͒͝ͅK̴̨̨͙̫̹̥̤̫̂̏̊̃͠ͅJ̷̛̝̾̈̎̈͆͌̄̚D̸̜͂͂͝Ạ̶̈́̔͒̓̇K̴̉̄͜H̵̛̭̗͊̆̑̀̌͛̕͘͝D̵͓̞̬͕͍̠̫͙͙̀͋S̵̩̞̘͈̏̽͐̆̔̈́̕À̸̙̫̤̻̩͔͗̏͗̕ͅḰ̵̬̬̱͜J̶̤̲̠͈́̄̈*

[@CrossRoads16]

Pudi pudi

[@literallyakoala]

Yay

[@averageaudienjoyer]

DO YOU HAVE ANY VVVWODDD

[@mythydamashii9978]

AAAAA THIS THING IS CLIMBING OUT THE SCERENENE EHS-

[@TheSquidKing1339]

Lol

[@LimblessAnt]

"giga pudding!" *LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE* "GIGA PUDDING"

[@jackisback4873]

Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Giga Purin! Puri Purin Puri Purin Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin Puri Purin Puri Purin Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Very Big ni Giga Purin Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

[@chaihill1837]

Charlie’s ability to think up of puns on the spot is only rivaled by his kazoo playing skills.

[@oxygen9945]

17:02 lol thanks for the shoutout

[@christelleludwig1875]

Lucky

[@dylanbussell3745]

How does JSchlat go from being so friendly to emanating a menacing aura the likes if which only gods would contend

[@mscottcarpenter]

because he succumbed to a p p l e

[@quacked_egg]

JSchlat

[@lone_stick]

Absolute power, an iPhone timer, buttons, apples, a carrot, and command blocks.

[@cleanbutsalty]

E A T

[@datonebri5361]

■■■■■ // ■ ■■■■■ *menacing*

[@OjamaIndigo]

Only now, after 7 months of watching this video, did I realize there’s only four people in this entire video. It was so damn chaotic I always thought there was at least like 7.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I feel like that's kind of a given for Slimes videos

[@moovp]

It's just as chaotic 10 months after you commented

[@robertsandlin366]

how/

[@ParadoxPerson02]

Agreed. XD

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

This feels like cursed knowledge

[@broccoli5425]

Schitt's funny mic was peak comedy in 2019, and it's still peak comedy in 2023.

[@erminatio1475]

Slime: "check this out now i have twice as much and their wood planks" Jasclatt:Ṇ̴̨̬̦̗̜̣̝̈́̒̌̈́̋̋̐̄́͑̆N̵̨͍̼͈̺̖̭̗͖͓͔̤͆͒̏͒̈́̕͜͜͠N̵̲̘̅̐̓̆̅̐̎͛̈̂̈́̕͠N̶̤̭͎̜͍͊̿̈́͐̍́̎͒̈́͋̚̚͜͜͠͝Ņ̶̞̥̭̝͈̍͛͊͗O̶̢̘̖̰͇̰͉̰̤̺͚̦͓̝͊O̵̘̭͋̀Ö̸̱͍̠̬̬͈̗͖̥͈̣͇́̑̋͛͝Ö̴͉͖̫̙̤̤̘̼̠̗́̅́S̵̭̼͓̙͙̤̒̆̀́̔͒͗͠͠H̴̛̪͎̞̯̦̩̤̏̀̈́͗̈́͂͗̉̏̉̚͘V̵̼̓͛͛͌͗̿̔̎̂̂̉̾̕̚͜Ẻ̴̛̱̞̥̼̙̰̹͂͋̆G̴̮͈̪̘͗͊͋̓͌̽̓͌͆̈́̈́̚̕̕ͅV̸̡̡͓̳̞̪͚̉̿͗͆͐̊͂B̵̨̲͍̩̻̺̣̲̜͕̤̩̟̎̋͒̎̈́͋͛̐V̴̼̖͓̱̯̺̥̣̺̆͌͛͛̄̈́ͅB̶̭̟͍̦̦͉̞̟̣̙̝̝̜̱̑͑̃͝ͅI̸̱̩̺͍͓̩̥͔̒́́͂͋͘̚͜B̷̨̛̫͙͇͈̞͚̙̺͎̫̈́̄́̌͗́̈́̏̕Ć̵̝͆̈́͝U̷̺͉͒̍̌̂͌͌̿̌̎H̸͉̞͓̪̭̱̺̫͊͐̋̐̉́͌͐͝͝͝͝͝V̶͚͔̠̼̞̫͂̅̄̋̉̉͘͝͝B̸̡̡͙̦̥̲͉͔̞͍͉͂̈́̈͒̋K̷̝͚̯̍̀X̴̛̫̱̬̺̾̄́̎̾̒̊̎̃̆̀̓͝͠B̴̢̮͙̮̹͒̄̏̀V̷̢͎̮͊̑͐́͋̅̎̓̐͝Ņ̷̧̝̹̘͛͒͂̂͗̀͐̀͆̋̚̕͜͝X̷̧̞̹͕̪͉̜̱͉̜͓͚͙͋͛́̈́͆̑̇͗͝͝ͅB̴̧͙̘̘̰̥̞̝̙͕̼̦͆̒͊̉̕̚͠V̶̢̰͍͙̝̬̀̀̌̈̉̉̓͌̑͋̔̄̕̕͜ͅU̵͓̼̝̻͉̗͕̝̕Ḋ̴̯͇̭̭̒͌̈́̄͗͒̄̚̕B̵̢̧̨̗͙̹̭͇̯̈́̎ͅX̵͐͗̆B̶͐̈K̷̜͇̖̠̰̤͍̊̃̀̚ ̸̠̬̦̦̫̰̙̬͑͊̀̽͌͊̒͜͠H̷̡̧̢̡͚̙̣̩̤̝͕͘̕ͅO̷̧̖̝̙̟̺̒͛͊̈̃̇̇̀͑͂̓͗̅͝V̵͔̻̞́͊̈́̂̃̐̋̀̀̈́̕B̵̦͓̉ ̵̛̺͍̼̤̠͓͇̃͛̓̾̍͂̆͌̓̋̌̉̈́̕Ö̵̧̡̠̞̩̩̼̮̭̠̹̔̓͒̍͋͝͝Ư̷̡̙̮̟̯͙͎̩̘̖̋̄̾͗̿̈͗͋͂̄͊̚̚͘͜Ŷ̷̩̱̭̫̖̦̤̺͕̟̞͉̋̀B̵͎̥͍̜̠͓͖̝̃̑̾̈́͜͝ͅB̸̙̻́̽̇͛̋̄̍̊̈́̎̚͝

[@soupgoose7453]

"The harvest this year is bountiful!" "Daddy's gotta munch! Come on!" "THE WHEATS MUST BE BEAT, THE GRAIN MUST FEEL PAIN" "I WILL ENHANCE THE FLAVOR!" -Slime

[@helumii]

Borderlands 2 Krieg, but he started tending to a farm

[@Angreifer3927]

Our lord and savior has spoken

[@fveenstra1518]

The words of god

[@hudson2342]

...

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

And so, the Reckoning of Corn shall rise again

[@Dara-]

Schlatt only had two modes in this: black lung and pudding.

[@dylanbussell3745]

Also Book of Jobe

[@jdb0592]

And God

[@prcld]

Dylan Bussell Job*

[@dawnnn490]

APPLE

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Also god

[@osreo6989]

13:48 ”EVERYTHING IS FIGHTING BACK!” He says while looking at horses

[@ohboyitsethan]

9:01 The beginning of the Black Lung Saga

[@robins6747]

jshlatts mic sounds like a mcdonald’s drive through

[@triaki2395]

He forgot to turn off the funny mic

[@Mackenzie_985]

thats what black lung does to a man

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

You just complemented McDonald's Drive Thru.

[@wayward4657]

He sounds like Moxyy

[@tau_noob7993]

Well, he is good with money, so he must be good at SAVING money. Like, why BUY mic, when you can apply for work at mcdonald's and STEAL it.

[@jae7798]

these mod showcases turn into the weirdest, dedicated roleplays

[@jbgaming3221]

Yeah

[@ieatcrayons7314]

At least the intros are epic as all hell

[@nunyabusiness3786]

Timoti Reti he stole from jojos bizarre adventure

[@kamii2278]

Nunya Business wow i didnt know thank you alot

[@VoidZeroNothing]

And black lung.

[@sipp25]

I like how they're freaking about moving blocks and then minutes later they're all high and joking about giga pudding

[@sik.6721]

0:25 does no one gonna talk about how the choir is so good tho???

[@jetstreamsam9288]

Its giornos theme

[@sik.6721]

@@jetstreamsam9288 ye i know but im talking about how they do the remix

[@kay19129]

I love the intros like this one

[@fariskebire4038]

jschlatt: this is the second most terrifying gaming experience I've ever had. Slime: what was the first? schlatt: Wii sports

[@darkbooger]

Wii sports is even scarier after cutting off the wrist band from the Wii remote.

[@masger8908]

MATT

[@rachielramsamooj9828]

Slime: makes puns and trolls everyone’s Jschlatt: has bad mic Grizzly: makes an army of blocks Condi: makes the sacrifice for 39 dirt

[@orots]

The wimpy squad

[@nicoa5059]

nick: cries

[@Flore7274]

Woordi nah there just self promoting everywhere

[@ryancatgames4279]

( 16:50 ) the only time I'll ever hear someone say to their lung "Get back in Daddy". I don't know whether to be disappointed, or glad that I'll never hear it said by anyone else.

[@BeetoBeeto]

Fly of beelzebub, theme of wheat Scourge of the universe, theme of bed Stained brutal calamity, theme of magma blocks

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Slimecicle: bans black lung Jschlatt: continues to cough “Wait, that’s illegal”

[@noddsa2190]

OWO 911 LIKES LOL

[@jerichotenggui8787]

Dylan Chouinard You spelled slimecicle wrong :))

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Jericho Teng Gui fixed

[@V1RuSd1n0]

@@noddsa2190 oh fucking God XD

[@abramo7700]

Arthur Morgan has Respawned

[@Pironesia]

Slime is literally so quick with his puns its actually impressive

[@Gonado123]

Fun Fact: Slime edits some of those puns into his videos.

[@danielweeks4886]

Mateo Carlino only in montages He’s just as good in the livestreams

[@themurrrr]

The door coming unhinged was my favorite one

[@Pironesia]

@@Gonado123 My IMMERSION. BROKEN

[@59hawks]

He knocked him out coal

[@VoidsEclipse]

He seriously missed the opportunity in the opening to say "for years we've been breaking blocks, so now. They're going to break us."

[@drearyk]

Man, I wish there was a KZbin short that I could watch to explain the video. Preferably 38 seconds long

[@malekhekal4238]

Yeah

[@ArdentPrayer]

No one: Schlatt's iPhone: *A DISASTER IS APPROACHING*

[@TheIntReborn]

*A P P L E*

[@henrysteketee3059]

Ardent A P P L E

[@youraverageweeb1206]

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗧

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@youraverageweeb1206 that will grow

[@trashiekpoppandagal7703]

*A P P L E*

[@cryptivity2700]

nothing activates my fight or flight response more than "a p p l e"

[@princessego5568]

Nah. Mine is " b u t t o n "

[@nyquilrq3254]

*A P P L E* hits different

[@melely9348]

"a p p l e" and "b u t t o n" give the same, fearful energy

[@princessego5568]

@@nyquilrq3254 Nah. You can neither fight nor take flight with "button"

[@justin2308]

C O M E. T O THE W A T E R

[@dillonscoble1246]

who else watched the short and is back here after 3 years

[@jakedodge6865]

I’ve watched this video dozens of times but only now questioned why grizzly has 47 chests at 25:49

[@melissapeters6370]

They say it’s black lung, I say it’s just the common coald

[@1nsgnfgnt]

no

[@vinipixi5385]

hol up

[@kanegilbey9946]

Boi

[@poultry9450]

BRUH

[@eveefreak3045]

Y E S

[@wolfcub0545]

When i saw Jschlatt ontop of the tree giving a speech, i thought he was gonna drop an apple.

[@kitsparxdraws3359]

A P P L E

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

*A P P L E*

[@dawnbrannon5424]

APPLE

[@ShapeshifterFin]

*A P P L E*

[@clara.p]

*A P P L E*

[@SiskoMaSu]

Came back after short and this was delightful again 😊 It would have been nice to have a link in the short tho

[@R0zie_SkyzzXOXO]

Yea lol

[@volxi4398]

In Minecraft you don’t stand on floor FLOOR STAND ON YOU

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Whenever i hear anyone say apple, i have a slight fight or flight response irl.

[@averageaudienjoyer]

same but most of the time i just laugh really loud but no one understands

[@Willow_the_inky_fox]

apple

[@quacked_egg]

Me too and whenever I hear black lung i immediately run and no one knows why

[@Nobody-707]

same

[@snailcheeseyt]

Whenever I hear “Ethan let us go, we haven’t done anything for 5 days.” from the basement I have a fight or fight response.

[@happybrat8457]

*BLOCKS FIGHT BACK: A BROADWAY MUSICAL* Act 1 : Pt 1 *dude the blocks fight back* 0:01 - 5:38 Act 1 : Pt 2 PTSD 5:39 - 9:00 Act 2 Black Lung: 9:01 - 17:08 Act 3 gIgA PudDinG: 17:09 - 20:49 Act 4 FAMINE: 20:50 - 23:36 Intermission: 23:37 - 24:04 Act 5; Finale The Caves 24:05 - 33:05 Edits for cleaning up the timestamps and changing the format

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Thank you.

[@jgperes]

This is fucking beutiful

[@wazerbeam9949]

Thanks

[@ethanrose1997]

The second shortest act had the largest impact on my psyche

[@imkrakra5039]

Kittykat Black these are actually the 5 deadly sins

[@boink_7116]

I love it how they can make such a tragic thing so hilarious

[@avaricious6009]

I didn’t expect the black lung bit but I can’t say I’m disappointed.

[@Bella-jm6re]

Slimecicle: “It’s a whole bouquet dude that’s so nice of you!” 1 sec later *dies*

[@muneeba4178]

a moron 😂 lol

[@umbrellacorporation4957]

m.kzbin.info/door/U9U2YTlSYKl4EVVOhMQVcQ

[@Guideling]

17:54 I had questions about the origin of this clip in a animation and now with context I have more questions then the first time I saw this 😂

[@umbrellazandthangz1539]

"..are those my lungs?!" -Jchlatt 2019 Most famous last words

[@entropy04]

The black lung arc in this anime was outstanding

[@4L24ad1]

69 likes

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

They should make an arc about gout next.

[@wraith_1367]

Dsmp black lung arc

[@allsummedup3010]

IKR

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

@OceanMan Lol!

[@v13s_jalapeno]

18:33 bro the fact that he kills him, then you just start hearing the pudding get closer

[@einztree5189]

i like how this challenge is actually so simple and pretty easy but you 4 just broke out absolute chaos

[@newt1348]

*sitting with my grandkids by the fireplace* _a true hero...he traded his life for 39 dirt...._

[@soupgoose7453]

Grampa? Can you tell us the story about the guy who dies for dirt again?

[@lemonade_spice]

Cam you tell us the one about the G I G A P U D D I N G again?

[@kashhenk958]

Tell us about the black lung again

[@jennapascale9583]

Tell us about summoning literal famine :)

[@piccolo748]

14:08 Amongst all this chaos I hear Jschlatt say something along the lines of HE HAS AN INSANE GRAVITATIONAL PULL

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Piccolo it’s black lung has gave him insane gravitational pull

[@ohitsrusher842]

@@lo0neyt0ons44 Black lung or black hole??!?!

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Rusher black lung

[@fveenstra1518]

So like a black hole?

[@holyhot-chocolate]

Why was it literally the only thing I could hear other than coughing

[@jackmooney2816]

0:49 The war of the roses

[@martaooooo1909]

5:40 I just realized, Schlatt probably got PTSD from the "Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sea level rises" video he made with Wilbur Soot... They used the same phone alarm...

[@shickenkit1666]

Man of Memes Yh I’m pretty sure it’s that cuz right afterwards he said *A p p l e*

[@Jayden9000]

*APPLE* *BUTTON*

[@cupcakejack7375]

@@Jayden9000 EAT PRESS

[@ariefmaulana1954]

@@cupcakejack7375 if i remember correctly he doesn't said *PRESS*

[@danuwatatem5103]

well it’s the “every five minutes a natural disaster” video of course

[@daniidanboy]

"This was the second most scariest thing in my life" "Whats first?" "...wii sports"

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

“How bout the one they released after it that wasn’t as popular, *”we contract black lung.”*

[@theultimatepvzlordps4806]

“My personal favorite was *Wii Gout”*

[@lostaccount8222]

I thought it was “APPLE”

[@Hello86257]

11:54 wii contract black lung

[@ravenshade266]

Love the fact that there was Stardew Valley calm music on both sides of the Giga Pudding.

[@CookieKing.]

Imagine walking down an alley at night It's dark You're completely alone Then Slowly *puddi puddi puDDI pudDI PUDDI PUDDI*

[@CardiacYew-xt5zq]

*H I D E*

[@dragonslibrary9207]

Hey, I know how to give a mental breakdown to these people: RLcraft but the blocks fight back, there's a disaster every 5 minutes and drops are random.

[@unphazedblank7242]

on vr

[@FullovButter]

@@unphazedblank7242 with pudding. and buttons. (we don't talk about the apples)

[@idkman9696]

And Schlatt is the god that rules over them all

[@localdisasterdes]

and lifelink

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

I gotta try this.

[@heathershortt4115]

I've no joke had the intro bit stuck in my head FOR A YEAR

[@MikeyDL69]

This is a fever dream...and I loved every moment.

[@thatcrystalpie]

Schlatt being god in the forest, in the rain, telling stories under the light of a single torch is the most horror movie I've seen from him thus far.

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

22:40 don't mind me, just put this here for personal inspiration :D

[@khansteadman3124]

ÄPPŁË

[@fatratmax8755]

Instead of saying the story he says GIGI PUDDING

[@squanguslobotomus7890]

Truly the scariest thing is his mic quality

[@RealShail]

Summary of this video: Dirt is evil Black Lung Giga Pudding The harvest reaps you this year Schlatt teaches us the Book of Jobe *PICKLE* Beds always remember *PUDDING* Edit: *A P P L E*

[@maxyoung8102]

It's "Giga Pudding" not "King of Pudding"

[@qwertyytrewq2185]

And what about A P P L E

[@1nsgnfgnt]

@@qwertyytrewq2185 *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@moontsk3521]

skeletON TRaP

[@phunney7435]

/tp @e slimecicle