Minecraft but Every Sound Is Random

[@honeytabbies]

PhoenixSC: *[talking about how random the sounds are]* Gray sheep: _S T A L_

[@justabiloserdoinsomecovers5654]

yes

[@tectonical5347]

This is not what you love to see

[@gothmenincombatboots]

Jschlatt's avatar is some sort of sheep or goat. That had to be purposeful

[@justabiloserdoinsomecovers5654]

@Amethyst girl yes

[@lulacatt873]

@@tectonical5347 Jchlatt has been betrayed by his own kind.

[@ifritdiezel]

Phoenix: **comes to the End** Ender dragon: **chirps happily**

[@dragosciocianu1464]

ender dragon:"hi phoenix"

[@fuckthaclout]

Nice

[@snowduck2608]

The dragon was just lonely, and happy to finally see someone

[@cianboone3007]

Mickey Gamer is a really great team game but it would not give it an even a shot if I did not like this app but the app was just iOS version I would like more to get this one but the game crashes

[@cianboone3007]

I just want you to have a good day tomorrow and I’ll get to see him again tomorrow I have to go get my truck and I will see you tomorrow morning

[@Michael-cg7yz]

Every animal: *basically hell sounds* Ender Dragon: *tweet*

[@di5963]

i like this because it implies that stal is a hell sound

[@di5963]

@I Argue With People on KZbin what?

[@Michael-cg7yz]

@@di5963 shh, don't react, see his username

[@di5963]

@@Michael-cg7yz oh, my bad

[@alienxotic5028]

@I Argue With People on KZbin yay

[@sparecreeper1580]

Wither: **vex sounds** PhoenixSC: It’s got witch sounds!

[@nwosuchiaka124]

Yeah lol

[@zcarp8642]

i feel 2 ways about this. 1, vex sounds are extrodinarily hard to hear, but 2, hes such a serious minecrafter that he should know mob sounds by heart

[@danieljelfwerner8911]

@Reology ? same dude

[@melody.1236]

@@danieljelfwerner8911 p a e

[@AlEksoTheGuardian]

Yeah

[@lavender_verandah]

4:52 "enderman... enderman are farting" *angry enderman noises*

[@oogaooga0000]

*angry farting noises**

[@indiralogan6262]

@@oogaooga0000 errr

[@myfriend5282]

Lava : *makes banjo sound* Nether : *has lava everywhere* Pheonix : the blaze is playing the banjo

[@liamwhite6725]

Just a hodown in the nether

[@alp9173]

Dueling Banjo from TF2?

[@Creeperboy099]

Sheep: *[Stal noises]*

[@brodiero-solar302]

Nether: **Guh-Huh intensifies**

[@turdbucketdogtheawesome3601]

My Friend lol

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Oh look, it's a wolf! *[eldritch horror sounds intensify]*

[@galixified]

lol ok

[@Sword_Man_YT]

Joshua Korynta Exactly lol

[@cuthon3574]

what is th- *stal* *noises*

[@Clone_shark]

What time is that

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@Clone_shark what

[@galixified]

this needs to be an April fools prank mojang should do

[@starrykailani]

Yes

[@anty.]

Randomize loot tables. Randomize crafting tables. Randomize blocks that generate in the world. Randomize sound effects. RANDOMIZE TEXTURES & ITEM NAMES

[@wardengamer374]

April Fools 2020

[@sampra4083]

Microsoft*

[@LoekTheKing]

@@anty. their usual April Fool's jokes don't actually change world generation, but it's a neat idea lol

[@HopePapernacky]

Phoenix stands at the top of a tall pillar, anticipating the fall “What sound will this make?” He jumps down, but there’s no sound. He stands in disbelief for a moment before he hears “H e y, S h i t a s s”

[@axnie1.09.5]

H a h a

[@lazar3803]

I don't get the reference

[@notverypog]

​@@lazar3803 "H e y, S h i t a s s"

[@lazar3803]

I still don't get the reference

[@HopePapernacky]

@@lazar3803 There’s a meme in the Minecraft community, if you look it up on YT you’ll find it. Honestly I don’t remember making this joke, and it isn’t that funny

[@amogus-tv9fy]

2:10 "okay so picking an item hurts a villager..." *A small price to pay for picking an item*

[@doubledatbacon7539]

No

[@doubledatbacon7539]

Just… no

[@sonnyb1979]

Yes

[@sonnyb1979]

Just…yes

[@BO-pf9wi]

Pheonix: "stop singing!" Sheep : **side steps away in jazz**

[@liamwhite6725]

YA LIKE JAZZ

[@mystichunterz278]

FLORA QU Sheep: Drowns **jazz music stops**

[@belacoak5796]

More like me when some one stars singing for no reason becuse there happy.

[@Worssix]

@@Idk_Rubyyt damnit, I was gonna say that. Lmfao

[@catidiot2417]

@@Worssix same

[@Why-wd3zg]

Think about this: at *Any* time disc 11 or 13 could start playing

[@nwosuchiaka124]

It would be haunted

[@abelhalocona]

Now imagine a angry enderman making disc 11 music

[@Panda6.29]

Now imagine walking is one of those

[@domleo0815]

Sh#t

[@dollynho8599]

and stal

[@Madcat1331]

4:50 _"The Endermen are...farting, and the Dragon is...crying."_ I sense a connection.

[@minecraftplay1581]

Madcat 😂

[@ramoncabrera7402]

DA kinks

[@dsheehy99]

The endermen were onions all along * dramatic music plays *

[@thisguyispeculiar]

Lol xD

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Lol

[@deletedaccount9250]

3:21 why is no one talking about this villager that just committed self oof

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Lollll

[@Alexhimself1337]

It committed lego step

[@brojo09]

Im highkey dyinggg

[@avillagerplayingminecraft5833]

*s e l f o o f*

[@xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429]

even no one is talking about the moistcraft thing not [microsoft logo] edition

[@jordisreallybored]

Phoenix: *jumps in water* Water: WooOoow wooOoooOOOw

[@edwinchang2760]

I don't like the sound of this.

[@Malik-td2ft]

Ayy

[@ramosdylan20]

Well played

[@matilde_5]

_bork-cha tweet_

[@FazB87]

👌

[@peebeansgaming9712]

I hear a threat

[@josedejesus3632]

Sheep: “plays stal” Jschlat: did I ever tell you why I hate sheep

[@miufke_]

7

[@ayakosaeki2862]

I WAS WAITING TO FIND THIS COMMENT!!!

[@goober130]

@Sierox no ITS PIGSTEP

[@miriamlemos7902]

@@goober130 the best before nether update

[@goober130]

@@miriamlemos7902 true very true VERY VERY VERY TRUE

[@richardcaccamise3273]

Every one gansta till' the wheat starts rapping cave sounds

[@strikeb1t]

Timecode

[@overlordcringe2715]

/kill wheat *no target matched selector

[@galaxyalphapup5725]

@@overlordcringe2715 oh shi-

[@kayfindley3040]

4:42 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT’S LITERALLY A POW FOR AN EXPLOSION 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yellowfrog2259]

Lmao

[@alphawolfcreations8511]

Player: LET’S KILL THIS SCARY DRAGON! Dragon: tweet Player: aww she’s so cute, I want to keep it as a pet!

[@portuguesebee]

Dragon: eats the player.

[@TheSillyDucke]

Boo

[@screamingcat-o2x]

@@portuguesebee "maybe not so cute after all.."

[@lunadragonliz]

@@screamingcat-o2x take damage from the ender dragon: Achievement unlocked; “maybe not so cute after all…”

[@ProbablyAxolotl]

Me: walks to cat Cat: *plays Cat*

[@_Killkor]

Nobody: Sheep: _plays Stal_

[@frozenfrenzy6099]

Nobody: Rabbit: *plays disc13*

[@zizo5349]

Nobody: Creeper: *Anvil sounds*

[@trgtheredghost6528]

Nobody: Wood breaking: *Sounds of entering a nether portal*

[@doge1396]

Nobody: Dog:plays dog

[@henksuli2879]

2:50 that village is definitely keeping some demons as a prisoners

[@batata2531]

100th like :troll:

[@isakayyik966]

Not how it works tho sussy

[@mossysyyyy]

I've realized that somewhere a block sounds like an entire music disk and I don't like that...

[@greatestgrasshopper9210]

going mining and there are 40 11 disks playing while you are just trying to find some freaking diamonds

[@MyLeg_Fred]

@@ab-wj8yg I would breed cats to kill them

[@BizzUK]

D:

[@32overpie65]

Sheep is stal

[@hoticeparty]

666 likes, radical

[@liamwhite6725]

"Ya like jazz?" -Sheep

[@ynntari2775]

4:33 ‒ "what silly sounds are you gonna make?" Dragon: I'm a parrot!

[@mr.spybot7113]

Me: Accidentally breaks silverfish stone Silverfish breaking from their blocks: ENDERMEN SCREAMING.

[@The_Epicness9000]

3:33 Oh, god, it's 13, the scariest music disc in existence! **slime splat**

[@Hedontbite926]

no 11 is

[@Wack910]

@@Hedontbite926 both 13 and 11 are scary

[@avillagerplayingminecraft5833]

The slime couldn't handle it.

[@Hedontbite926]

f

[@rocketgames9873]

*The mix "11" "13" intensifies*

[@Gaming_Gobbin]

"This video is all about sound!" *doesn't stop talking the entire time*

[@ILikeWafflz]

To be fair, talking is a sound.

[@flanchuga]

Glad someone else commented this. I was just thinking "shut up so I can actually hear the sounds" the whole time.

[@biggaylol5438]

Glad someone else commented this. I was just thinking “shut up so i can hear the sounds” the whole time.

[@dirt7763]

Glad someone else ommented this. I was just thinking "Keep talking Phoenix we love you" the whole time

[@fadingkoz]

Glad someone else ommented this. I was just thinking "Keep talking Phoenix we love you" the whole time

[@ccoeltrains]

I absolutely love how the grey sheep was playing stal.

[@Cool_Adrian7]

“All the sounds are random” Me: *thats the point, chief*

[@Thewildlifeenthusiast123]

64 likes XD

[@pg1292]

*Phoenix summons the wither* *The wither makes Vex noises* Phoenix: Thats a witch

[@8pixy]

*noise

[@TheDoctor34527]

That's fortnite snowball launcher

[@8pixy]

@@TheDoctor34527 oh ok

[@finleyyymtb5776]

@@TheDoctor34527 please get out of here

[@krav9904]

*Imagine beating the ender dragon and the first things you hear are slimes jumping*

[@afork2600]

fear

[@nobodyandnoname]

terror

[@HYP3R47]

horror

[@georgesami8128]

Dread

[@justgarfield9721]

Morbidity

[@unseenasymptote4976]

Minecraft but its a point and click adventure

[@KandiKlover]

So old school runescape.

[@markdombrovan8849]

If you have a mouse with 2 additional buttons on the side, you can easily play Minecraft with only that, no keyboard at all Edit: now that I think about it, just 1 more is enough. LMB and RMB stay the same, MMB becomes "open inventory" and then the side button is move forward. You gotta have "autojump" on, but hey, it's fine. I guess the 5th button could be F3 or escape, so that you can either navigate better or play truly without using the keyboard

[@arwenforever]

@@markdombrovan8849 Well someone made Minecraft in a chest, like a CHEST

[@koreanbassinalt9851]

@@arwenforever sethbling

[@skelebop78yearsago58]

imagine wanting to kill a chicken and then the chicken says: *Cave sound #17*

[@city404x]

If the sprites for the different mobs were all changed randomly so every mob was undercover for another I think that’d be great

[@nvid]

Not great, neither fun to play, but a good way to torture whoever want to do it (immagine @philza spinge it...)

[@notsaiki1024]

When the dragon chirped, I lost it.

[@mattiguess]

You lost 50 braincells

[@notsaiki1024]

@@mattiguess bold of you to assume I had 50 braincells.

[@pixxL_]

_I am parrot_

[@cikguqissrazak6871]

@@notsaiki1024 u lose 11000 braincells

[@notsaiki1024]

@@cikguqissrazak6871 whoa that's a big number, you flatter me

[@UntrustedDoctor]

All animals: sounds when you go to hell Ender dragon: *TWEET*

[@urboibobbybottomtext6015]

No one: Dark gray sheep: [Stal noises]

[@SuperGirl-eq1le]

1:21 the lava was hilarious

[@Fengrad]

*Sets all sounds to random* “gOsH aLl ThEsE sOuNdS aRe So RaNdOm”

[@CHN_Obsidian]

Now make it: Every block and every sound random, all biomes random, all loots random, and every 5 seconds you get a random item

[@meganbenson1478]

RandomCraft

[@enderborn017]

What about after a random number of a random unit of time you get a random item?

[@kxasrk2035]

Proceeds to spawn in lava or the end with nothing

[@RubyPiec]

And make the seed random and the random random

[@RubyPiec]

@@enderborn017 After 74,383,228,736 millenia you will get a wood block. Should've specified the limits so it won't be higher than 50 units and higher than a minute

[@MrBlueSky1293]

3:21 Villager in the distance: *Aight i’m boutta head out*

[@tuckersmith7991]

nigga died

[@sophthebreadloaf1125]

_F_

[@wot3356]

f

[@sophiasheltonn]

F

[@MilkmanSuper]

F

[@AtChiaPet]

_I don’t know why but this video kind of scares me, it makes me fear for my sanity_

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@eliasbernstein underscore text underscore.

[@eliasbernstein]

@@joshuakorynta3385 thanks

[@aiexzs]

_r/thanksihateit_

[@AliasSpe4ks]

Nobody like he has a full stack

[@nagi6586]

_be scared now_

[@thatonegoose6909]

Everything : *frikin scary stuff* Ender dragon: Tweet tweet

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

No one: The water: *MMmMM*

[@lampmandapigeon4624]

Just imagine opening your inventory and you hear a creeper hissing

[@aetherolyx6832]

@@DarkEclipse78 aww man

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@DarkEclipse78 this isn't funny anymore, jim

[@teo.took.40.benadryl]

k lemme start *_creeper amen 🙏💪 💪👌🔥 💯_*

[@user-ri6oh4lj6f]

@@teo.took.40.benadryl 😂

[@sweetdream9104]

@@DarkEclipse78 got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side

[@hdtk]

"The endermans are farting and the dragon is crying" -Pheonix 2019

[@niallsomething3469]

Mans

[@memory9482]

Are you stupid the Ender dragon is parrot sound

[@memory9482]

Oh wait WHAT!

[@ikatz876]

Wither: (Vex noise) It's a witch! Hahur

[@angryinternetperson6629]

Imagine you killed the Ender Dragon... Ender dragon while dying: *intense sheep noises* Right, imma head out.

[@thegeorge2720]

Me: aww look at how cute this baby turtle is! TuRtLe: *angry dragon sounds Me: what the f-

[@uraveragemariogamesenjoyer]

Log: makes an evoker hurt sound when destroyed. Phoenix SC: Okay picking up an item hurt a villager apparently.

[@LilacStarvix]

Sheep: *Starts singing* Jshlatt: N O .

[@portuguesebee]

Vulpix

[@allenrahim1137]

who the heck is Jshlatt

[@jessuh3839]

STOP HURTING THE CATS- I MEAN THE SUGAR CANE!!!!

[@_Killkor]

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie a famous brand of excavators

[@DualX-si3vb]

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie are you joke or been a 1 year old

[@Ben-wu3or]

Imagine trying to fill a hole with dirt using these sounds 2:15

[@_Killkor]

Friend: why do you have 40 double chests of dirt blocks? Me: ...... _don't touch them_ ...... and especially.... *don't place them*

[@thealchemistking4063]

Killkor *places one* *END PORTAL ACTIVATION*

[@_Killkor]

@@thealchemistking4063 What have you do o o- *the world collapses into a black hole*

[@Alexhimself1337]

2:16 Just imagine building a row of dirt and this sound overlaps itself

[@RaijdanProductions]

2:39 i love that sheep casually playing stal

[@justgarfield9721]

*everybody gangsta, till the chicken starts makin ender dragon noises*

[@zYuko13]

2:38 o like how he just ran by a sheep and stal started playing

[@belacoak5796]

Stop singing!

[@Sword_Man_YT]

*Imagine combining the Random crafting recipes with the Random Sounds and the Random item Drops*

[@dunkerdoodle]

random textures

[@Sword_Man_YT]

Dunker Doodle Jesus... That would be insane lol

[@anthony04_21]

And you would randomly die at random times

[@bobbobber4810]

And put the mouse sensibility to the negative just to mess things up even more.

[@aerohydreigon1101]

And you get a random amount of random blocks every 10 minutes spent in-game

[@SubroOrbus]

2:55 Idk why the iron golem playing the splashing sound when attacked is so hilarious to me! I literally have tears! 2:54

[@jorgeperalta6113]

2:15 When He Enters To The Nether

[@funeralpyres8657]

“let’s jump in the water, cmon” ..... “nice”

[@Ozzyboy99]

2:35 The best analogy I’ve ever heard in my life

[@shedoesntevengohere7655]

😂

[@Adusakful]

Infinity Gauntlet with: [Blocks drops random items] [Random crafting recipes] [Getting a random item every 5 minutes] [Every block textures are randomied] Finally after all these years *thanos putting [every sound is randomized]* A perfect modpack

[@gavindillon1486]

The infinity gauntlet but it kills half your brain

[@tunakann7629]

"Chicken, you sound like a witch" That was the most adorable thing I've ever heard...

[@plasmetal8225]

Honestly imagine punching down a tree and immediately hearing the player hurt sound, then when breaking the log, it plays Music Disc 11.

[@r-bit]

4:35 Didn't you know that the end is just a dream, and that's why you end up at your bed after entering the portal? The dragon is just your pet parrot telling you to "Wake up." totally accurate sound effects 👌👌👌

[@ahmed4363]

You actually end up in your spawn

[@unpseudototalementnormal517]

Well if it was a dream you could not get block from there

[@samitorizawa]

*big brain*

[@r-bit]

@@unpseudototalementnormal517 Interesting thought...🤔🤔🤔

[@Blue_Gamer-cb4dk]

@@samitorizawa i read your channel bio you spelled "liek" instead of "like"

[@jynsln]

mc player: *approaches sheep* sheep: *assorted jazz music*

[@deathtrooper199]

Nobody: Dirt blocks when they're being placed: *Abysmal Void Wraith Sounds*

[@sosasees]

4:06 This must be my favorite part of the video: "[⋯] I like the Banjo Sound. It makes it seem like I'm playing Banjo-Kazooie"

[@maybe草]

No one: Not even a soul: Villager: *FALLS IN **3:22*

[@fatmandirtball4746]

*Sees phantom* " Oh crap I better run th-" Phantom: *woof* Me : ....... *wheeze*

[@Chillwave6]

Nice.

[@Emi_Tempi]

*banjo music stop* Me: *walks near lava *banjo music starts*

[@morgrem_irl]

2:38 *Schlatt has left the game*

[@kapitantutan2215]

eek funny mic

[@kapitantutan2215]

eek whats poppin

[@regnij01]

*see channel pic* Ah, I see you're an object of culture.

[@snakay201]

Imagine if literally walking on grass was the dragons regular roar, *absolute hell it would be*

[@TRexgamer699]

“And the ender dragon, is crying” That’s the dolphin sound

[@MirkoCrafter]

Soon: Minecraft but *everything* is random. (Posted it before I watched it to the end where he actually said it, oof)

[@ryanmarcus3970]

Random: loot table, noises, crafting, damage values, enchantments (they wouldn’t do what they say), effects, skin, mining speeds and armour values

[@ben_beanbag9502]

Ryan Marcus Don’t forget textures

[@Lanausse]

Beet me tonit

[@shmarfle47]

Long live the Ezic order. Arstotzka shall fall.

[@AlgyCuber]

next : inputs are random

[@sadShiro1337]

2:30 Chicken: Does Horse Hit Sound Phoenix: It sounds like a Witch

[@TimhamerM13]

And with th Wither did he also said a wich but that sound was from a Vex (flying things with iron swords summoned by a Evoker)

[@Cu-Copper]

@@TimhamerM13 no they are little fucker fairy's

[@Hedontbite926]

he swer

[@lestatkorsaverman]

@@Cu-Copper stop swearing ur bad

[@strawberrana]

Therapist: Stal Sheep isn't real, it can't hurt you. Stal Sheep: ( o )

[@rbxstrobe]

2:14 _Places dirt_ **OPENS A PORTAL TO A NEW DIMENSION**

[@Starburrito3746]

4:24 Minecraft: It’s a vex Phoenix SC: it’s a witch.

[@unicodefox]

sheep: *plays the entirety of stal* phoenix:

[@tate7968]

Me: Oh look! A sheep! Sheep: **Stares at me** Me: **Goes to takes the wool** Sheep: **Makes portal noises** Me: Ah! Hell nooo! **runs**

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

You should combine random drops, random sounds, random crafting recipes, random item names, and random textures in a survival series

[@throwawyorter5886]

Imagine walking into a village and just hearing distorted screams from hell

[@Evan-us3hx]

Mom: every time you swear, an angel dies Me: and every time you pick up somthing, a villager gets punched in the face

[@Goldtoise]

Ah yes, Endermen screaming can now be cows mooing. Wonderful.

[@blnk9304]

aww whos a good boy my pet wolf: G h a s t s c r e a m I n g

[@ataready8810]

me: This is cool! How about I try it out myself? game: *ender dragon death plays* me: I quit.

[@MrAydinminer]

Wither: *Vex Noises* Pheonix: ITS A WITCH!

[@skykid863]

"The test isn't that confusing" The test:

[@reynalddimapilis3292]

“ phantom pigs “ Sounds like a gang

[@ЯковЦой-в5ч]

Like diamond dogs

[@Naritarance]

phantom thieves

[@hayes2147]

Phenox: what scarry sound are you going to make EnderDragon: Makes parot noise

[@mromg8282]

The Ultimate MC Challenge: - random loot tables - random crafting - random sounds - no textures

[@extremelyunlikelyspaceexpl2990]

Random drops, random crafting, random textures, and random sounds. The ultimate minecraft experience.

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Phoenix: The dragon's crying. Me: Lol, that's a Parrot.

[@BirbBoiYT]

I told them the dragon was just a big bird... They never believed me...

[@timespark]

Make every block have the Mojang loading screen whenever you place it.

[@rocketpg_9532]

oh my god sheep bleating is just the entirety of stal lmao 2:39

[@LHegru]

I WANT HIM GONE!!!

[@creepjax]

4:25 Wither: makes vex sound Phoenix: It’s a witch!

[@DolanTehDukkehYT]

Phoniex: breaks dirt and places it Dirt: n e t h e r p o r t a l Phoniex: *peppa pig eye thing*