Minecraft, But I EVOLVE

Today I'm trying to beat Minecraft the way Mojang intended, by getting each of the advancements in order. Except, every time I reach a new milestone, I EVOLVE into a new species. Each species has their own perks- like, spiders can climb up walls- which makes things tricky, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU EVOLVE INTO A FISH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BREATHE ON LAND. DON'T EVOLVE INTO A FISH.
enjoy :)
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Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

Squidditus sounds terrifying, but at the same time fantastic.

[@MrCawcawThe1st]

_Squidtastic_

[@toxicwasteRBLX]

I agree, I would also love randomly evolving into fantasy creatures that are sometimes real

[@Alpha-Kenny-Body]

@@MrCawcawThe1st u gotta be squidding me

[@iamwoke322]

I evolved into a protogen after successfully making code

[@offishworker1109]

Misread that as 'squiditis' ;-;

[@smugbowkid9919]

Normally, evolution takes a very, very long time, but Squiddo does not need to follow the laws of nature.

[@bobtheanimator8353]

Me : Life is so boring. I can't find anything good in reality. Squiddo : *Posts* Me : *A s c e n d s*

[@genetharris6523]

same

[@g.subbarao6458]

I squeak with excitement.

[@carminuakkamanaga2991]

Weird thing about guardians - they can breathe in air. They won’t suffocate. They will just FLOP

[@bendo1313]

as a splatoon fan, I love that you used the music from the games for the background and the male inkling noises for kelpson

[@nihunako]

speaking of splatoon, ive been playing the splatfest today and i just cant stop playing it please hepl aa

[@Folly_Enthusiast]

But how is he surviving in water?! He’s an inkling, right..? (Joke but I was screaming to hear the inkling boy noises)

[@Folly_Enthusiast]

@@nihunako What team tho?

[@nihunako]

@@Folly_Enthusiast i forgot what splatfest i was talking about😔😔😔😔

[@Folly_Enthusiast]

@@nihunako Oh. Well, maybe it was gear vs grub vs fun? That took place 8 months ago. Or it was Rock Paper Scissors splatfest

[@tubofficial1]

She has evolved from a weak bug to an ABSOLUTE GODESS

[@starmahdawg]

Goddess Squidditus

[@tubofficial1]

​@@starmahdawg lol

[@starmahdawg]

@tugba iskece ha ha ha

[@ukrainian_mf]

Generation 1.19 is so fierce that the swamp flows into the sea, and crazy squiddos passing Minecraft in creative

[@what-stasis]

Squidditus.... the more I watch, the more infected I become

[@nathansos8480]

hlehehe

[@galaxytuber100]

What? Squiddo is evolving! Squiddo evolved into Squiddite! Squiddite’s data has been added to your memedex!

[@meggubravo8373]

What? Squiddite is evolving! Squiddite has evolved into Squidditus! Squidditus' data has been added to your memedex

[@WhatTheBleep24]

@@meggubravo8373 what? You’ve been infected with squidditus! You’re going to be eating pigs soon…

[@the_feds_never_bothered_me]

This turned into Pokémon now

[@DominusGaming992]

What? Sqidditus is evolving! Sqidditus has evolved into a sequdditus Sequdditus has been added to your memedex

[@ShrekAndStuff]

Evolution failure Error code: 404

[@Fredericksocool]

Well looks like I’m gonna watch squiddo instead of getting ready for school (it’s going to be worth it)

[@vivianaxd1730]

0:05 thats such a squiddo thing, i love it :)

[@vencoproyt8699]

Squiddo will now be challenged by a weird guy that will send them to space for an eternity by sheer luck and lose his arm in the process

[@Arjun-dc3lh]

I literally was thinking 'squiddo hasn't uploaded in a long time' and this popped up Luck really is on my side =)

[@connortg5]

genuinely an amazing video, your content is always great but the humour was on-point and the axolotl adventures were heartwarming this time 'round

[@murder_drones_freak]

Me: *Bored* Squiddo: *EXISTS* Me: *watches it nonstop*

[@juliocesarcamilo5132]

Funfact:frogs can be diferent colors depending if the biome is Hot cold or normal

[@_R4mbler]

Thank you for bringing awareness to Squidditus, my uncle Bob had it and he was very sick. ):

[@ndres6955]

I LOVED the part where Squiddo turned into Shadow the Hedgehog!!!111! Well, I guess that happened, LOL X)

[@CorallTCK]

I wish you make a series out of it! Your videos are soo good and cool! Love it

[@cardboardsilver-or5pg]

Squiddo: *is ultimate life form* Shadow the Hedgehog: aw sh*t

[@TheManOfPenguin]

This was an amazing completely legit speedrun

[@TickingTimeBomb260]

news reporter: all the bacteria is gone from earth! squidditus: *are you sure about that*

[@TheRealCat9Lives]

5:05. I can't stop laughing!

[@ChronDoc024]

now i genuinely wanna see a "minecraft, but i have squidditis"

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

this video got me back into minecraft thanks Squiddo

[@Toast_Drawz]

Best side character : 1. Kelpson

[@randomboyonyt3626]

I love your videos!

[@zoeyuroboros5739]

7:42 birth of squiddo, the Ultimate Lifeform

[@dripchiken]

5:06 YIPEEEEEEEEEEE Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝V̶̨̹̞͔͑̅͂͐F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝️Ĉ̵̢̢̱̞̻̣͕͈̱̥̤̳͉D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝W̴̪̼̩̘͔͒̏̓͐͂̆͑̐͝

[@kristinsilman5941]

"where are my items? IT DOESN"T MATTER-" Kelpson Senior being stuck in the nether:

[@aclown1286]

8:46 oh dear, Joseph forgot about the other ultimate lifeform!

[@dario34-]

Youre right

[@St00p1d_Child]

*Kars footsteps in the distance*

[@CatsRuleTheWorld1]

squiddo can see 300 blocks away? wow that’s cool!

[@TheDocRobot]

Your the Ultimate Lifeform? Take That, Shadow!

[@octa-pie]

squiddo has become kars, the ultimate lifeform

[@gizmo835]

At the beginning Squiddo was a spider. After the first evolution, Squiddo became a wolf. So, wolves evolved from spiders? That explains why "wolf spiders" (lycosidae) are a thing...

[@diomsgaming]

Your squidoo is evolving to...

[@sunsetaxolotl]

I love squiddo going crazy over axolotls

[@perfectheart7010]

“Ayo iron? Copper?” *_Copper literally in eyeshot_* “No..” **Angry Copper ore noises**

[@therealmuffinz]

squiddo whenever i sleep i watch your vids. whenever im gone i watch your vids whenever i'm not even at my house i leave youtube on and its always your videos whenever i play video games i watch your vids you make the best content

[@nathanlindo854]

5:05 the freaking sqweel caught my of gaurd

[@BookInBlackEWOW]

6:25 you were right, axolotls in minecraft _do_ eat glowsquids.

[@quinnlim5104]

I love that mod Once I get a computer that can handle more than two games downloaded at a time, that's the first mod I'm getting Anyways, I loved this video

[@How2Lamp]

Squiddo when she sees an axolotl while having a water bucket: *mine now*

[@Aryamo]

2:48 I’m “BUZZY BEEING A BEE”

[@King_syncopite]

"Oh noes.." "What is it carl?" "I think i just contracted squiddotus" "AUGH- AUGHH- *cough* AHH-" "I SELL FROGS EACH A DUO DECILLION DOLLARS :]"

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

Squiddo signature - Painful yippees, voice 100% cracked

[@Quasarx2006]

Omg the soundtracks of squiddo vídeos its of my favorite games lol

[@AppleJuic3]

Squiddo is Pokemon Confirmed? 🤨

[@grammaSolar]

The best time is when Squiddo posts

[@gglotus5019]

This is such a cool concept!

[@grillby6580]

Hello squiddo I miss ya you always make my day

[@Nexility]

i’m at school rn as i type this but the squiddo grind never stops 😎

[@wscamel226]

4:02 - that music isn't even yet in the game and you're already using it

[@acelurre]

Using the inkling voice for Kelpson was so cute T-T And have you been playing Splatoon 3?

[@IsaacTheEpicGamer]

lvl 1: u know what that means! FISH lvl 10: *insert 🗿sound effect*

[@_That_Boi_]

I hope you make videos on more then just minecraft!

[@pieabout]

i like how squiddo doesnt kill a iron golem because it doesnt have a achievement, isnt it iron pick exists

[@ducky.doodles]

I smile and get so excited when you post keep up the good work 🥰

[@notrealneo927]

Nice Vid

[@picklechips7181]

Squiddo is love, squiddo is life

[@NamiiWavee]

Squiddo can finally reach her final form Squiddo

[@RedstoneItems64]

The enderman said look for the eye. So he was not laughing, he was scared, and trying to divert your attention.

[@jamwrightiam]

Just another day seeing squido loose her mind in real time

[@cheesycheddar555]

Ok but the way you just Gave up and “evolved” 💀

[@imeldaayllon2556]

Squidditus outbreak log chapter 1: stage 1 of squidditus makes infected submerge in water in order to kill the host and absorb nutriunts from the water allowing the virus to take over.

[@adammars1438]

8:44 Squidditus has successfully defeated the Ender Dragon!!

[@SteelWingMaster_]

The Keplson family is the best thing ever

[@yoshikikig]

I feel like the comments are just gonna start flowing rapidly

[@pee-soup8950]

Exactly

[@wowcoolthegamer9819]

Lul

[@bearoo_]

Epic video! I watched this video when it was only 23 seconds old 😅

[@Rioberry_Mid-tier-mfr]

:0

[@VvWCcd]

Squiddo should join the origins smp

[@Business_Skeleton]

We already knew squids were the peak of lifeforms 🐙

[@Samythecoolkid]

dang she's better at speedrunning minecraft than dream

[@advittheslayer2042]

Squiddo : My Dad just got back from Switzerland I wanna say hi. Squiddo next moment : Die!

[@SillyMagi]

8:45 Shadow T. Hedgehog is that you?

[@Xyno..]

Diluted HCI - also called Muriatic acid can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section NaOH - also called Iye Ethyl Ether - aka Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone. Ephedrine can be found in todays Vicks nasal inhalers that don't contain EFED or PFED (ephedrine or pseudoephedrine) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good EPHED or PFED. Pure ephedrine can be extracted from plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get PFED from decongestive pills like Sudafed. most people prefer to work with PFED from pills rather than EPHED from a plant. The important thing is that you must have pure PFED/EFED as any contaminants will mess up the molecular ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminants will jell during basifying and the mess up will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure PFED HCF, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the table on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you don't want and will remove when cleaning your pills. But certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove than others / you don't want pills with a red coating. You don't want pills with a lot of cellos in them and you don't want pills with much wax. you also don't want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have 2 pills that contain the same amount of PFED HCI then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usually harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up during the a/b stage. 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Fill the bottle under the ethyl ether warning and fill up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible, this will cause the free base to dissolve in the the ether (it -is- soluble ether) Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. Remove the the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and be careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether into a third bottle. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of munatic acid. Cap the bottle. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes, When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCI again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, get rid of ether soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going onto the next step. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. you can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing) but I have found that if you leave it on top of the hot-water heater (like a heater that supplies water to houses) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCI. If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10 seconds at one time. If it starts "popping" that means you have too little liquid left in the microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W Lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway. BOOM! METH! Have fun smoking or selling.

[@ttsgaming3214]

Squiddo useing splatoon songs:

[@zekestixk]

my favorite part was kelpson. i want to draw him now. kelpson my beloved.

[@Bevertron]

the most real lets play ever

[@ronin_herobrine]

Awesome video.

[@greyslime]

Loving the Splatoon music btw ItWouldTotallyBeCoolFoeSomeSplatoonGameplayFromSquiddoAmIRight

[@FunnyTopHatFrog]

omor music moment also i love your videos

[@Eddavegaming]

Love you Squiddo❤❤❤❤❤

[@AuriWhite]

Me when don't understand english so good: Cool video

[@sigob3973]

you should try a zombie apocalypse mod! iw would be amazing to see something like that on the channel!

[@RetroBoyGamerfan]

YESSS SPLATOON STUFF

[@spunko5491]

Just found you,very entertaining :D

[@rhuddle2000]

yo fishdo sounds epic dwag

[@crafty453]

5:49 - You forgot to evolve here!

[@Velvettears1771]

"You Should Have Warned Me.." *JeReMiAh*

[@niallkaynen5885]

woah the new spore update is cool

[@araksi7404]

i love Kelpson

[@rebeccanevill2294]

I love your videos

[@frootloops15]

2:04 FROGGIT IN MINECRAFT NO WAY??

[@CoworkersHusband]

YES YOU CAN FLY AS A BEE ITS JUST A SPECIAL KEY Ooo that rhymed :D

[@Awesomemay]

ur thumbnails are so nice

[@PURPLE8ok]

Fact: for getting iron achievement, you just gotta get a iron in to your inventory so killing a iron golem can get you the same achievement

[@foxprints8741]

this video made my afterlife smp-loving brain go weough (this makes no sense but its a good thing i promise)

[@beanmachine3182]

5:06 AAAAAA YIPEEEE, NOOOOOO 😂🤣

[@gamerguy6942]

I wonder what the second and third stages are for squidditis, and if there are anymore than 4 stages

[@notspectra]

How do u not have one million subs