Minecraft but I'm in constant anger

[@CallMeKevin]

Hope you enjoy the video folks! Thanks to NordVPN for the sponsor. Go to NordVPN.com/callmekevin to get 75% off a 3 year plan and use code CALLMEKEVIN for an extra month for free!

[@ahardworker2154]

Glad you got a sponsor daddy

[@huebuckle8597]

Come on kevin who would sponsor you.You can give up the act.

[@highcookiess]

I need a VPN because I need to go to the deep web. You need one of those to see videos no one has seen before are on the deep web. Its almost like a free Patreon.

[@BelindaBotha-gh8vk]

Sorry for your loss Kevin,may Paul rest in peace.😢

[@batblaze1748]

How dare you try to kill me and take my powder

[@quindariousgooch88]

"My cat is a SLUT" -Call Me Kevin, 2019

[@BS23Designs]

11:36 *"He'll be stripped naked and paraded around the streets."* -Call Me Kevin, 2019

[@KIgaming.]

Aw i was gonna say that XD

[@exactpeak5995]

I thought he said sloth XD.

[@stevestevestevesteve]

Oh yeah nahui

[@winterholdguard7267]

What manner of power is that?

[@Buboltz]

I never realized it until now, but you call us friends. I am amazed we aren't called 'slaves' or 'prisoners.'

[@royalkaibaby]

Cults do a thing called "love bombing" that convinces you they're good and not crazy controlling

[@skeyhls8551]

@@royalkaibaby Do i have to Report you to the dear Leader for telling his secrets?!

[@Stevengubler]

It's just a tactic he uses to help the Stockholm Syndrome set in. We can never leave. Praise the Leader!

[@crusader2718]

Shut up ya furry

[@franciscobohm1699]

Y'know Hitler never said he was a dictator, just sayin

[@katabatic2826]

5:48 Kevin: I'm actually a crazy cat lady. except.. without the crazy part and the cat part. kevin's a lady

[@electrobrotm217]

Good conclusion.

[@bananasinfrench]

Kitkat i knew it

[@cheekyshitbag9887]

Did you just assume Kevin's gender??

[@jetskibeatz8454]

That’s his dream

[@beepboop8751]

Cheeky Shitbag hahahahahahaha oh my god you're so goddamn fucking funny I've never heard that joke in my life before ahhahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahah

[@kay-412]

‘I’m a crazy cat lady but without the “crazy” or the “cat”’ Something you’re not telling us?

[@shmoeyshamboni4287]

@@iltskull Tumblr would be happy

[@justcrafty2676]

oh fuck!

[@unscripted483]

@Bountiful Baboon what an idget

[@Estra_Estra]

One or two episodes before he said he was a crazy cat lady minus the lady part.

[@nameiszombie7854]

@Jane Kellor I respect you

[@cheekyshitbag9887]

Kevin: "I don't know what it does, I just want it." That's pretty much the average consumer. Lmao

[@sarasmitherman7810]

Economics for the win!

[@BigBossultrastealth]

Stonks

[@cheekyshitbag9887]

This is the most likes I've ever gotten! Lmao

[@superbtrilogy5049]

Fallout 176

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

These titles only change by one letter. It's either anger or danger, there is no middle ground

[@carlomcc]

or,,,,consider,,,,,,,,,,,manger,,,,,,because he's baby,,,,,,and also jesus,,,,

[@rtpcord343g]

all hail jim pickens

[@damianm9374]

Indeed

[@damianm9374]

Preach Dear Leader!! Preach

[@Auziee]

this is like ww2, the troops in the trenches no middle ground *Oh wait*

[@Apartment98]

‘Minecraft but I’m in constant anger’ Nothing new there Kevin

[@SnoppleWopple]

10/10 NEXT MEME

[@Apartment98]

@@SnoppleWopple I know, I'm so funny and creative

[@HTPCYMC]

Minecraft but we will always remember Paul for his heroic deeds. He was a good boy

[@YI-hf6tv]

Kevin wasn't a good owner but Paul still saved the village

[@kristianmucaji9420]

good boi

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

Everyone on about Justin Y. But nobody talks about the fact that you are bloody EVERYWHERE.

[@strangenygma]

Dolphin: swims Other youtubers: aww you're so cute Kevin: *kills dolphin*

[@IndigoGollum]

Kevin knows what he's doing then.

[@colorsrrealduh]

Killing things is his way of showing appreciation

[@weaselmaster98]

NordVPN: I love your videos and watch it all the time.

[@daviddoesthings8931]

Appnana %100

[@rosenwellopatrick7324]

Whenever I see an extremely specific CallMeKevin reference and get it I'm super proud of myself

[@26-muhammadrizqinurandria74]

@@rosenwellopatrick7324 lol same

[@masteroogway9192]

I would like your post but we gotta keep 666

[@Cocisthebest142]

Yes

[@tammamo760]

Kevin; "I'm feeling brave!" Skeleton; "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@harryrundle9447]

Dude spoilers

[@bullet_miata]

This meme has to die

[@wazzupbiggiecheese9444]

@@bullet_miata no

[@bullet_miata]

This meme is 6 years old

[@wazzupbiggiecheese9444]

@@bullet_miata and?

[@owaingreen2541]

Ahh yes more angry Irish man shouting at horses

[@happenedbychance3392]

*Irish screaming*

[@owaingreen2541]

Trystal's Doodlez ah yes sorry

[@alexandergunn5143]

"I am in constant anger", the transformation into Jim Pickens has begun

[@jimbolaya7210]

T h i s r i t u a l w a s o n l y t h e b e g i n n i n g .

[@iloveshrek3591]

More like bore Ragnarok

[@jazexis9958]

Well at least this time the code isn’t ‘YOURCODE’

[@Kai-zz3no]

jasmine patterson *Nikki liked that*

[@syox3667]

"Damn they're hotboxing over there. They're flying pretty high." Kevin spitting some bars lmao.

[@somerandomname3124]

"I'm a crazy cat lady except without the crazy and the cat part." -Lady Kevin Call, 2019.

[@grunkster]

Lady Kevin M. Call*

[@martakoakowska9872]

This is just beautiful.

[@JukeboxTheGhoul]

O'Reilly?

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@JukeboxTheGhoul O', O', O' Reillyyyyyy Auto Parts!

[@Amy-Love3]

God. This series is my drug. Every time I get a notification I drop everything I’m doing to watch it.

[@happychaos2910]

There is no cure for the addiction to this drug

[@jessea1616]

Dont we all

[@F00nyplaysgames]

Right time to do this heart surger- Oh shit Kevin just uploaded minecraft!

[@scullyproductions5601]

What if you’re holding you’re newborn child

[@Amy-Love3]

scully 721 then in a few seconds I will no longer have a child

[@someguy8658]

Rt is saving the planet while Kevin is burning it down, perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@eaglefan2569]

Does that mean RT is the Avengers and Kevin is Thanos?

[@TheEsdaniel]

Unfortunately burning is easier than building

[@foreverfaithvip]

I love how Kevin says that he “hates” Shit but tries to get him jealous

[@yakobi8434]

Kevin is tsundere

[@smilly1683]

!LIKE SO KEVIN CAN SEE! 1. cats follow you around and they scare away creepers. you can tame then easily by crouching and standing still, they will come to you. 2. Drowned (moaners in the water you call them) spawn when zombies drown. With the update, it made zombies unable to swim. 3. After another update, Villagers have professions. The villagers you went after were jobless and shaking their head at you. Look for ones that aren't wearing plain outfits. 4. I don't know if you saw it already, but you need prismarine blocks around a conduit before it can be powered. 5. Horses can jump high. You can hold the jump button and it powers up their jump. They can jump over the fence while you ride them so you don't have to destroy and replace your fence. 6. Turtles do have a use! you can breed them and they will lay eggs. PROTECT THE EGGS! After they hatch (several in game nights so no sleeping). Once the baby turtles turn into adults, they drop "scute"s. Once you have enough it makes a helmet that helps you with underwater exploration 7. If you skip sleeping to watch turtle babies to protect them, you should be aware of phantoms. They spawn in after 3 minecraft days without sleep. they fly around and attack you for turtle protection (because zombies literally go for the eggs to stomp on them), i recommend fences Please like so kevin can see and stop suffering

[@simos6jipros154]

Kevin has better methods of catching cats

[@TheVintageSunglasses]

Can you build to cover/protect the turtle eggs and then sleep or do you really have to not sleep?

[@melissaclaassen9707]

What food breeds turtles? Kelp?

[@smilly1683]

@@melissaclaassen9707 sea grass! :)

[@smilly1683]

@@TheVintageSunglasses you can't sleep. they grow overnight.

[@rayenveerman2276]

Minecraft but I’m in constant sadness because of Paul RIP Paul 2019-2019

[@dariodolenc6226]

"I think we're going to end it here" is the most depressing thing I hear everyday

[@Ren-jv9ou]

"I hate soup" *Looks down at my cup of tomato soup* *Frowns*

[@briefpirate]

Why in the fuck do you have a cup of tomato soup

[@80sugarbowl]

why is it in a CUP W H A T

[@runt6532]

@@80sugarbowl why isn't your soup in a cup

[@bridget5303]

a cup is a small bowl lads

[@agnyse]

You monster.

[@puck4116]

Kevin: *Kills dolphins* Everyone: *Shocked pikachu face*

[@TheRealLostfan78]

CallMeKevin: Kills dolphin Elon Musk: *Silent laughter with meme review flash back * Pew news : Kevin did a oopsie!

[@justcrafty2676]

I was honestly expecting that

[@sleep4177]

Only true fans won't be surprised by him killing a dolphin

[@connorkay6130]

Not even suprised that he killed it

[@badumtiss5288]

WOO WOO WOO . YEAH YEAH YEAEAEAH

[@Addison_white]

"HOW ARE YOU SPAWNING?!" He says, next to a spawner.

[@TheFiteShow]

@20PercentRendered i think they made it so that doesnt work anymore

[@michaelzoller5303]

@@TheFiteShow No, it's because Blazes, like most Nether mobs, don't need darkness to spawn, so torches won't disable their spawners

[@Einar730]

STFU WEEB

[@creepyreflection8072]

I fear the day Kevin stops playing Minecraft because these videos are the best. The editing, the jokes, everything.

[@Olivia-ii4pu]

Day 6 of telling Kevin that we appreciate him and that we love his content no matter what games he plays

[@mztikrainflower]

I support this message

[@IamaPERSON]

I am a PERSON that supports this comment.

[@boolinwam2781]

Only day 6?

[@mrfysh2565]

I too support this message

[@puccabee]

WE LOVE KEVIN

[@rebeccab4044]

7:15 actually broke my heart. I was seriously expecting to see Paul 💔

[@rebeccab4044]

bananaS For you RIP he died 🥺💔

[@kenazlai766]

@@rebeccab4044 wait, how? I dont recall him dying last episode

[@rebeccab4044]

Kenaz Lai kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKfPi2qLq9-BY7c

[@Meowcowz]

"I'm gonna try to get some more cats, and then I'm gonna go home." Same, man. Same.

[@phantomplayz7952]

Kevin: **kills dolphin** Comments: *everyone disliked that*

[@math3000]

Generation Tech liked that

[@meganprice3757]

Dolphins are evil

[@orilenaitsukino]

Kevin: I'm feelin' brave! Skeleton: 9:50 OH, NO U NOT! but srsly, I literally jumped when the skeleton fell from haven. it's funny bc it's hell. :D

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Heaven*

[@RedAISkye]

Same here, lol, I genuinely got jump scared the same as Kevin xD

[@benshapiro7079]

Test it’s a reference

[@majablomqvist9359]

I dropped my phone in my face cuz I got scared hahah

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

@@benshapiro7079 what is it a reference to?

[@plschill]

« HOW ARE THEY SPAWNING?! » -Kevin, whilst looking directly at the mob spawner, 2019

[@zer0assasin240]

The reason he said that was because he had torches, but they didn't stop the spawning, so he was confused.

[@cecilia7932]

@@chavalomiguel5587

[@niall.1607]

@@cecilia7932 wdym his username is dope as fuck

[@silverreylo1240]

He infuriates me so much lmao but i love him

[@mrthathis7752]

"It works on all your devices" But does Nord VPN work on my Samsung smart fridge?

[@eric2980]

A better question is who is trying to hack into my fridge?! My jams!

[@SauscySt4ck]

Is your fridge really smart?

[@robotbench6102]

What about my amazon echo? Do you guys know what the echo is?

[@benatrix7965]

What about my fuckin smart watch!?

[@alissageearr708]

@@callmeali2364 He's also probably 12, judging by his comment...

[@kosmita3277]

When Kevin's intro is "Hey everyone" instead of "Hey there friends". You know he's sponsored

[@nikkiesona]

Day 110 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@Senicarus]

That's a nice streak ya got going.

[@nikkiesona]

@@Senicarus Thanks, my goal is 365.

[@Senicarus]

@@nikkiesona Good luck

[@nikkiesona]

@@Senicarus Thanks, friend. Happy birthday!

[@Senicarus]

@@nikkiesona you too.

[@grilledcheese285]

Y’all if you’re gonna do anything today click on his nord vpn link and look at the picture of cowboy kevin. You won’t be disappointed

[@lukebean5776]

Thank you

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

Blessed image

[@benatrix7965]

You wonderful person!

[@beepuke8679]

Oh my god shshjshsjsj

[@captaincupholder1251]

Thanks!!!!!

[@Riri-sc4qr]

Kevin: ''Why couldn't I just have saved *half* of them?'' Me: *frowns as I for some reason get Thanos vibes*

[@puder8978]

You mean smiles

[@tyler5580]

Well, Thanos IS inevitable.

[@watevr4evr]

@@puder8978 I was going to say that lol

[@eaglefan2569]

CallMeThanos is his real name.

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

3:28 Doplhins are absolutely not harmless

[@schmoe5869]

'Dolphins are the most peaceful creatures' Yeah no thats not even close

[@IndigoGollum]

I know. I broke some blocks underwater and a bunch of dolphins started attacking me. Niw I just kill dolphins on sight.

[@terriblehibibi4333]

​@@IndigoGollum Oh you innocent little creature

[@schmoe5869]

@@IndigoGollum Minecraft Dolphins are great, real dolphins on the other hand...

[@Gryphen_]

Schmoe real dolphins are like Russian roulette you might get one that’s chill or you might get a rapist murderer so

[@chrishill601]

@@Gryphen_ They rape other dolphins AND humans! *The more you know*

[@wahwah7973]

Kevin: Protect your computer, I myself dont like hackers and have gotten the scare a few times Also Kevin: Let me innnn, I just wanna talk to your child *Takes out gun*

[@ashleywilliams4896]

People: "KZbin isn't a real career, why don't they do something important that helps people?" Me, on my couch, contemplating whether or not to keep living: "Oh my god a new call me Kevin hurray!" (Puts noose back in the closet for another day)

[@MaiaMirabell]

Keep! For real. Or you'd miss this Irish fecker.

[@kalusxd7630]

i have deep depersion, trying to help myself with drugs and alcohol thinkin about pulling a trigger 2 times a day

[@equidaes]

KalusXD Attention seeking much?

[@itz_shortyy._.]

uh oh

[@jesto_9112]

@@kalusxd7630 hrmmm this doesn't feel legit BUT just watch sum Irish Bois they're all awesome

[@presidentwise8547]

Kev, I can't get enough of your videos. A mix of entertaining and funny. Love ya

[@mango.recycle]

When kevin finds the turtle again at 14:19 he shifts to get down closer to the turtle to talk to him. For whatever reason, that's the cutest thing in the world humans can be so great :3

[@katrinabean86]

"Come here you little sh*t, eat food and love me" describes every cat owners' relationship with their fur child.

[@senjithegamer3829]

Alinity: Throws a cat over her head Kevin: "Hold my beer" 1:38

[@BigBossultrastealth]

Oh ur going to get ur yt acc taken away bro stop

[@Dukkisland44]

Suggestion: Literally do whatever you want in minecraft cause I love these videos. Love from Canada :D

[@streakspider2435]

Dukkisland44 you’re from Canada? Couldn’t tell honestly

[@carlw5360]

Agreed I'm Canadian too!

[@johnh2665]

Kevin repeatedly trying to steal the villagers' cats gives me life

[@BS23Designs]

14:12 "My house looks kinda evil now." No shit, it looks like straight out of Monster House.

[@Brootnoot]

"Dolphins-" Immediate flashbacks to the time I learnt all dolphins belong in prison

[@theGingerAutist]

“hoW ARE U SPAWNING I DONT UNDERSTAND” * is literally next to a spawner *

[@mxddieig]

its because usually the torches stop spawning

[@LorenzSinclair]

@@mxddieig but blazes spawn even tho it's been torched

[@Akyomi]

@@LorenzSinclair he didn't know that tho

[@zaydenhoward5887]

LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIN

[@maetheron1160]

@@mxddieig Wait, is that true? Why i didnt knew that!

[@nikobellic4203]

Psst, I heard you're apart of the cult. Hail Kevin!

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Cough cough

[@tunudu2753]

Don't tell people. We shouldn't tell they.

[@lovingthepastpresentandfuture]

Hail lord thicccens

[@romanminaster5180]

Hail Lord Pickens

[@commandergull8188]

uh my name my interfere with your hail thing

[@xaneispain541]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He bring old intro bacc

[@pugfame9535]

XaneIsPain he only does it for ads

[@Alexander-tj5hk]

That isn’t actually the old one. There is one from 2016

[@RaininPayne2]

His best intro was “hey guys what’s up, Kevin here”

[@kirstenc4279]

I missed the release of this because I was bingeing your sims. Praise be dear leader!

[@calciummother]

same, lol

[@w0rstart1st5]

ALL HAIL TO OUR DEAR LEADER!

[@bibid6349]

Day 4 of telling Kevin that he always make me smile and he's amazing.

[@AI_and_I_Lyrics]

Day 12,315 of seeing comments starting with "day [number]".. seriously, how original

[@jonathantu7333]

Minecraft does not like you killing the dolpin,they say that your a monster.

[@IndigoGollum]

I say I don't give a damn. That dolphin attacked me first.

[@BigBossultrastealth]

F Mr.dolphin

[@dragonfan8647]

Day 109 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

[@2586jessica]

If you're impressed by that turtle just wait until you meet me

[@matvei8368]

Ok, dont be weird

[@sydious_s_snake]

You're thicc, green and have a shield on your back? Thought not

[@kamisorimobiusu3338]

O.O

[@jdr293]

The cats in villages are meant to deter creepers. You stole their defense mechanism, Kevin. Also you craft the blaze rods into the powder, so yes you do want them. Finally, after you defeat the dragon you can explore the end cities thousands of blocks away from the main island to get a ton of loot.

[@skeleton_trees]

Horses can jump over fences if u hold space long enough, Kevin?!.

[@gusschultz3730]

This channel is my drug Kevin is my dealer And RTgame is the police

[@seanisgone5413]

Rt Is a bad police because he cannot separate you from kevin no matter how good his content is.

[@gusschultz3730]

Very true

[@angeltier987]

Gus Schultz I have good news for you, your police are corrupt since Kevin and RTgame are the same person.

[@gusschultz3730]

Haha, very, very true

[@brynbish8173]

*RT is your other dealer

[@FeralDragon]

I love all of Kevin's misadventures xD Can you and RT play minecraft together for a video? I wanna hear you two bicker like an old married couple some more hahaha

[@pinktoothless1460]

Day 37 of asking kevin to make Hagrid in the sims

[@mugwa5423]

Hey I saw you in the last one

[@josephc.558]

“What’s my health, I don’t know what my health is, it’s just dead?!” As an American I do not believe you are truly Irish brother.

[@kim-jong-un8096]

if this channel turns in to a full minecraft channel.. i’ll be perfectly fine with it i love these videos

[@Firenzell01]

And so continues Kevin's progression into a fully minecraft channel

[@Super-zq3pn]

This man saw a dolphin in the game for the first time and his first thought was to kill it, what a mad lad

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 1 of telling Kevin that he is the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him.

[@CongaYT]

You could've right clicked your wolf to make him sit down and stay out of combat Kevin

[@wildspirewarrior211]

Nobody: Kevin: *rolls you out of bed to sleep in it*

[@keelyn_hart1110]

Ah yes, whenever I hear Kevin sounding even remotely upbeat/polite I know it's a sponsored video. Talk about a red flag. Get that coin Kevo

[@overlordrunt6326]

At 9:55 I almost spilled my bowl of cereal I was laughing (or screaming... you decide) so hard and I needed a minute to stand up.😄😂🤣

[@overlordrunt6326]

Wow... this is my most liked comment.

[@pastadish385]

“How are they spawning?!” As you stand next to the spawner lmao

[@Jon-ky2cz]

Alejandro Chavarria the torches on the spawner are supposed to stop mobs from spawning

[@BS23Designs]

Shipwreck: Kevin: "God, the shipwreck is such a feckin mess" *Bruh* That's why it's a ship- *wreck*

[@SkeetTree]

You’re the ONLY youtuber who actually genuinely makes me laugh out loud. Thanks Kevin, no matter how many animals you murder, you always keep me smiling and laughing through all the hard times.

[@runningsloth3324]

I just watched an express vpn ad just to see Kevin's Nord VPN ad

[@profrainbow5707]

"I hate soup!" That part made me burst out in laughter😂😂😂 Thanks for another minecraft video kevin!

[@romanminaster5180]

I must download NordVPN for the Dear Leader!

[@aspen8470]

I love how Kevin was chasing all the cats to make them love him😂 "Eat, EAT!"

[@thezambambo2184]

Fun fact, lapis lazuli is used to enchant things, which makes them hit harder and break slower

[@blarg2429]

*obligatory dick joke* Additional fun fact: lapis lazuli has this function because of its real-world cultural/religious significance in several different civilizations.

[@Problematist]

A crazy cat lady without the crazy part or the cat part? Kevin is a lady confirmed!

[@mckenziecolson7461]

"WHY ARE THEY SPAWNING??" *is standing next to a blaze spawn*

[@ཧེལཔ]

6:50 Kevin: why are we here...just to suffer?

[@itsk9441]

14:01 this part just made my day

[@erinlol4066]

7:30 they're "cave sounds/ambience/eerie noises", they mean it's at light level 8, but there's a lot of theories of them connected + discs 11 and 13 (both very ominous music discs). you can hear them in any dimension

[@BelindaBotha-gh8vk]

I'm now slightly scared of Irish people. 7:56 ☹

[@kadinmajors6233]

Sexist! May Pickens smite thee!!!

[@justin2308]

Just stay away from the potatoes and you’ll survive.

[@returntotheworm]

It's so nice coming back to a KZbinr you haven't watched in a while... You restored my sanity Kevin

[@agnyse]

I wish when you uploaded my phone would just start it automatically.

[@GreenCauldron08]

Kevin: *destroys all of the village's career blocks* Also Kevin: how do I trade with the villagers? What's wrong with them?

[@Bachira_Locked]

Kevin: and my seven- Me: 7 cats?! Kevin: -teen cats

[@TheJamation]

"Like me now or else" "Or else what?" "I'll...I'll start crying!" "Are you okay? "no....please be my friend..."

[@reinidv]

You're the only channel I get excited to see upload :D

[@iThinkSOiAm97]

Me too

[@ventner5654]

CallMeKevin but I'm constantly angry because I didn't get a notification

[@wheelman1324]

Dolphins are actually quite evil. By human standards, at least.

[@IceKreacher]

Kevin - "hey everyone" Me - "wait hold up. I thought we were friends."

[@whitedoor6427]

Day 3 of asking Kevin to do a week of sims 4 on Jim’s birthday (it’s August 14 as shown in the video about Jim’s background)

[@sadiesunshine6410]

Max Jackson my daughters birthday too! No wonder she’s so evil 😂.

[@whitedoor6427]

@@sadiesunshine6410 i think your daughter is the second coming of jim

[@nadavselan2494]

If you breed the turtles and hatch the eggs you can make a helmet that helps you breath underwater

[@buffysummers1003]

No one understands how happy I am to have found this channel

[@macy-hall]

Rewatching years later and it still doesn’t get any better watching that dolphin die 😮‍💨

[@kylemarkley9507]

I’m really loving Kevin playing Minecraft. I’m glad Minecraft videos are back. Feels like the return of my childhood!!