Minecraft, but someone hacked my fishing rod

[@disneyfan5571]

Infinity: *exists* Gray: *R O O K I E N U M B E R S*

[@cracker_vegito8336]

Agreed

[@ThatOneMfer]

Agreed

[@ayeshaahmed3928]

Agreed

[@agentdiabetes6639]

Agreed

[@eviljesus84]

Well, infinity doesn't have any zeroes. It's really more like an eight that was too lazy to stand up. So I guess you're right.

[@u53r12]

"You freed us!" Gray after killing the Enderdragon: "Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management."

[@VelvetRedYT]

underated comment? yes

[@kdognicholson24]

I understood that reference. 😄

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@kdognicholson24 megamind

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@kdognicholson24 right?

[@kdognicholson24]

@@angrycrusader1147 yes

[@foxinabox5103]

Gray's maniacal laughter is both scary, and entertaining

[@ezra452]

1:07

[@cxffeee_cup8368]

@@ezra452 ok

[@payasovlog6284]

I absolutely agree

[@ki_shin]

15:27

[@luisagil4075]

Yup

[@Gaurav_Singh85]

Teacher:what’s 10 plus 10 Kid:20???? Teacher:well do...... Gray breaks down door and says: R O O K I E N U M B E R S

[@bluestillplayz8640]

My teacher: what's 1000 times 5 Me:5000 Gray:R O O K I E N U M B E R S Me:OMG it is graystillplays

[@SoyDoesGaming]

2500000/2500000 hp

[@bluestillplayz8640]

@@SoyDoesGamingYES!!

[@bluestillplayz8640]

@@SoyDoesGaming also R O O K I E N U M B E R S

[@joshdavidson5354]

Lol

[@brandonbergeron978]

“There was a house here .” “Oh hey a watermelon .”

[@arandomdeadperson1674]

My attention span be like:

[@sanstheskeleton5573]

*"It's like a tactical nuke, but on a stick"* -Gray

[@the_fool_of_space]

Ah yes, the homemade op Stielhandgranate.

[@Guyw1thafr0]

I love how on every episode gray starts with alright, and then proceeds to show his pain

[@The31ator]

Ah yes

[@Guyw1thafr0]

@@The31ator for a moment there I sincerely thought you were gray lol

[@williamdixon3094]

@@Guyw1thafr0 it might still be but in discise

[@BombyGaming232]

Isnt that just how people start and continue friend ships?

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

@@Guyw1thafr0 The real GSP would have a gray banner over his name in white and a checkmark next to his name.

[@superbux4523]

Once grays mother said: “gray there are many fish in the sea.” Gray: not for long.

[@CatEarsYT]

Mother: Excuse me what? Gray: That's for me to know and for you... to find out.

[@Custmzir]

ROOKIE NUMBERS

[@emeraldpuppet2270]

Don't worry he'll keep one alive to see his friends being pulled out the water left and right he'll also keep one as a pet

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

How dare they?

[@jneumy566]

If Grey ever played a villain in a movie, he would have an amazing evil laugh. We know this, because we hear it every day

[@PersonGoneFarAway]

I was your 69th like 👌

[@jneumy566]

@@PersonGoneFarAway nice

[@kylehess9486]

Grey’s laugh is not an evil laugh, it’s the devil laughing to himself about all the souls that he is about to kill

[@Endertazer]

He would be captain Florida man

[@TheDarkAngel921]

@@kylehess9486 he's not the devil he is satan himself

[@hundredLeech]

Everyone else: How many dimensions are Gray gonna destroy? Gray: *YES*

[@ombaaa]

"a fishing rod that machine guns tactical nukes" Sounds fun

[@garretmangio9756]

What kind? If it's a 50MT bomb, that's still rookie numbers!

[@The31ator]

It is

[@ombaaa]

@@The31ator for a second I thought you were the real graystillplays when I got the notification

[@michael21048]

Pew.

[@FelixtheBard]

If you realize that nukes are dangerous then you are still a rookie

[@GloingHam]

Earth: exists Floridians and gray: Rookie Numbers

[@The31ator]

Yes

[@ahuman3642]

Lmao

[@silassmith4048]

A Yes

[@chungass448]

Same

[@GloingHam]

I fell asleep and my dad brought me cookies

[@Cinnamon_Chan12]

When gray says rookie numbers you know he is going to do some stupid crap

[@The31ator]

Yep

[@thecreationist3216]

the likes on this comment are rookie numbers

[@Zackisnotdead]

@@thecreationist3216 well said

[@theTarnished46]

I see you are a “baby” of culture

[@adammitchell115]

When GSP says "Alright" you know he is going to do some stupid crap.

[@mrchickinman9984]

imagine youre in your house, baking the bread youre gonna sell for 7 emeralds a pop, when suddenly you hear a florida man outside yell "WE NEED MORE ZEROS"

[@shannan73ski]

I'd be like Ok f this shi I'm out

[@marthaescalante8230]

I take the fastest cab in the 1 mile radis and get out

[@cindymcfarland2977]

Haha am in danger

[@nobodycares5837]

Gray "there WAS a house here. Oh look a watermelon."

[@Foxking437]

“I welcome death”

[@thegalantic6986]

Gray is the only one who actualy makes his thumbnails come true

[@phantomdiy2216]

Not the GTA one tho

[@alienromance2549]

The thumbnail for this video had nothing to do with the actual video nor did the 3 items from it appear in it. The carrot on a stick doesn't count. 😂

[@thegalantic6986]

@@alienromance2549 I would argue with you but its been five months and i have no memory of watching this lol

[@hyrulecoco8606]

Grey:”I’ve noticed a distinct lack of 0’s” Minecraft enchantments:uses Roman numerals

[@moose8846]

That's pretty lacking to me

[@daexion]

He never means level enchant, he always means the damage/speed/etc output.

[@dreambur2473]

ooh gray know

[@gohantfOG]

@@moose8846 lmao ggs

[@SleepingGrave]

Yup, ROOKIE NUMBERS.

[@stevemc01]

"I see the player you mean." "GrayStillSlays?" *'ello?* "GAAAH"

[@emerybrown6145]

Oh hi

[@isaacellis9751]

Penguin

[@qstorm38]

I’m growing very fond of this video and the concept of Gray screwing around in Minecraft, and I’m not even a minute in.

[@The31ator]

Ah yes

[@EithanWinters]

You're Gray-no-play

[@minecraftmastertnc7130]

Seems like the “Minecraft, but...” trend has reached down to the 69th level of hell.

[@crudmaker4321]

Noice

[@kylehess9486]

What grey says to the normal levels of hell: ROOKIE NUMBERS!

[@minecraftmastertnc7130]

@@kylehess9486 the first 68 levels...

[@ThatGuy-zp9gd]

You mean Florida, right?

[@minecraftmastertnc7130]

@@ThatGuy-zp9gd What’s the difference. . .

[@NoraHyrule]

“Nothing bad should come from this” *Spawns 6+ ghasts* -gray

[@daleexists5413]

YES

[@Alexfilms_03]

I know Gray won't see this, but I just wanted to thank him for being such a huge comfort to me. I turn to him whenever I need to smile and laugh, and I look forward to Gray's uploads every day. He is the one person who really kept me sane in 2020 and so far this year. Gray has honestly helped me in so many ways. I love this channel, I am a very big fan and a loyal subscriber. So much love from California ❤

[@megaravalkyrie6880]

Same, honestly.

[@The31ator]

Thx even tho I’m a fan this still means a lot to me

[@daisyjoy242]

Yep, gray's madness keeps me sane

[@krysd1726]

Same here too.

[@dragons_of_magicgirl368]

Me as well

[@nathana9649]

The world didn’t end in 2020 or 2012, the world will end when Gray stops saying rookie numbers

[@forgrim454]

Yup or when he doesn’t say “Alright”

[@owenjefferies416]

Agreeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!

[@wanderingandwhistling]

Gray’s use of classical music when he’s just being Gray is exactly what makes him my favorite KZbinr.

[@DarkDoom1999]

Gray: "Nothing deadly should come of this." Also Gray: *Spams the hell out of it*

[@Pengu69420]

It amazes me that Gray can both play indie simple/easy games and then switch to gta or minecraft and learn them both so quickly and now modding it too. What can't you do man?

[@Yo.goro0]

“Alright, so we’re checking the only game where _____, it’s _____” these are the last words that all of gray’s positive emotions hear before they slowly turn into ashes

[@TV-qm8ob]

Y

[@imaginationepic1839]

Congrats your first

[@whyamihere7846]

M C A

[@va1nnless868]

yes

[@furrydestroyer608]

@@imaginationepic1839 he’s not

[@NeruNTL]

A wise man once said *A bored Gray is a dangerous Gray*

[@malarkeylaboratories3658]

yes

[@superpheonix131]

True vary true

[@faze_mayonnaise7956]

-Gandhi

[@shannan73ski]

There is no point in trying to argue with your fact

[@cindymcfarland2977]

15:40 a prime example of what a board Gray can do

[@Ayana-LTLA]

Gray before: Terrorizing Sims Gray now: Terrorizing Villages and a dragon

[@styendimpu3446]

😂

[@abandonedmuse]

Yeah he terrorizes the dragon which is supposed to be the scariest thing in the game. It’s unbelievable but he is the real terror in this game.

[@pentagrampenguin5417]

@@abandonedmuse put him against the wither

[@leviachan-storm6733]

100 Likes Marker; Friday March 25th [2022], 2:27PM.

[@Kali_Krause]

@@abandonedmuse And yeeting the world with the Pickaxe of Doom 😂

[@villagernumber7882]

Jesus gray's laughter keeps on getting more maniacal every video and that is probably why I keep coming back to gray's channel.

[@marymonroe9903]

NOnonononono

[@finlandball1939]

*Its like a tactical nuke on a stick - GrayStillPlays 2021*

[@gaster42]

Gray: "nothing bad should come from this." Also gray *spawns giant slime*

[@The31ator]

Lol

[@Master_Brutus]

And Illusioners too

[@gaster42]

@@Master_Brutus and half the nether

[@Kabup2]

Best part, I laugh so hard.

[@tsm688]

The logical flaw here: The complete list of minecraft creatures is heavily biased towards monsters.

[@sanstheskeleton5573]

*"I saw the enchantments and they all lacked one thing, extra zeroes"* -Gray

[@I.eat.paper.]

I love your name

[@Fire-Manz]

Enderdragon to therapist: He keeps coming back ... Make the bad man stop!

[@Kali_Krause]

Imagine Ender Dragon just chilling in the end. Then in the distance, it hears "ROOKIE NUMBERS" 😂

[@isaacellis9751]

Yes

[@antisocial5813]

Note taken; NEVER Let Grey have a wand irl

[@defendedshadow9664]

UNUS!!!

[@jd_the_cat]

Ok, giving Gray a wand.

[@hoovy5398]

Hey guys do you know what song he was using in 4:00 ?

[@vaccinialgore9641]

​@@hoovy5398 Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture

[@aidenyeager5066]

The Ender dragon: *exists* Gray: *comes to the end with a TNT stick* "Alright " The ender dragon: *horrified screams intensifies*

[@calvinheath1466]

Gray: ah screw it. What’s the worst that can happen? Me: answer is DEATH

[@coalrocks]

The survey says yes

[@Joel-rm7fz]

@joseph rebecca Bruh

[@user-ih8wp6zi6t]

At this point I think aoe stands for “Area of Evaporation”

[@leschatssuperstars1741]

Cuz he destroy A N Y T H I N G ?

[@daenite2480]

I'm starting to feel bad for the ender dragon, she just vibes in peace until some blockboi comes out of nowhere and harasses her with nukes

[@styendimpu3446]

ROOKIE NUMBERS

[@lucapurdi4385]

Wait she?

[@maplereyes8843]

@@lucapurdi4385 Well, she lays an egg when she dies so, yea, probably.

[@lucapurdi4385]

Maybe its like în GoT

[@lucapurdi4385]

They have both genders

[@Ragness10]

Villager 1: "Ah crap, what's Gray doing now?" Villager 2: "He's just harvesting eggs." Villager 1: "Oh, we should be fine then. What's the worst he could do with eggs?" Gray: 3:51

[@LeBronJames-sn4bn]

Grays POV: “oh mending? That’s cute” Also grays POV: “oh, infinite power rainbow enchantment on a sword? hah” Grays POV again: “A nuke enchanted boomerang netherite sword? Rookie numbers”

[@CyanPotato]

Gray is the only one who can wear gold armor without me getting pissed off at him

[@tomatogoose4426]

“ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!!” is one of my favorite Gray quotes😂

[@darthmaul1298]

Mine is “without a.. FULL LIQUOR BAR”

[@The31ator]

Mine is: “IMMM STILLL ALIVEEE”

[@tomatogoose4426]

@@The31ator that one’s good too😂

[@Biggi19]

2:20 the way Gray says “Don’t do it!” Sounds like he’s afraid of his own power

[@daisyjoy242]

Because he know his unstoppable

[@Ametys007]

well, you would be also afraid of your own power if you'd be able to throw nukes at someone with nothing but a stick

[@theweirdestone2858]

0:08 hey, gray this is a command to let you really screw up enchantments /give @p any item{Enchantments:[{id:any enchantment,lvl:any number},{id:any enchantment,lvl:any number},{id:any enchantment,lvl:any number}]} amount of item

[@phydeux]

I can only imagine what Gray could accomplish with a carrot on a stick.

[@Sukiram69]

It’s not a GrayStillPlays video until Grey laughs maniacally

[@aargreen]

You know your day is going to get better when you get a notifications that Gray is committing genocide in minecraft again

[@bestbroccoliever3877]

Y.E.S.

[@Yomamajustgotrekt]

THE TRUTH

[@megaravalkyrie6880]

"Rookie numbers" is the most inspiring quote, makes you want to get after it.

[@manjchandi5704]

YOOOOOOO

[@daisyjoy242]

Yep

[@The31ator]

“Immm still alive!!” Also

[@WalletWorrier]

Day 14: Gray should live stream an impossible challenge video. Let the viewers experience the full pain he goes through.

[@Crazy56U]

I have a feeling Grey _knows_ how to add durability to the toys he mods, he just chooses not to.

[@dinglebear]

We know its good when he says “this is the only game where”

[@kdtuan4087]

True there sir

[@connorbest2811]

True

[@grimleader4836]

Indeed

[@The31ator]

“Alright”

[@erenyeager3829]

1:07 Gray's laugh sounds like a combination of sado-masochism and insanity all in one

[@Black_Claw175]

Gray: "Why go around mountains when you can go through them?" *Gandalf the Grey Intensifies*

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

I think you mean Gandalf the Gray lol/

[@mrmurpleqwerty4838]

0:29 Terraria Players: Wooden Shortswor- oh.

[@Vadim-Zヴァディム]

If Gray ever says "sorry" you better take that as a warning.

[@carami6442]

Gray, can you please put "we don't need physics where we're going" on a T-shirt.

[@The31ator]

Heyyy I remember you

[@carami6442]

@@The31ator I remember you too!

[@youraveragejojoenjoyer]

@@The31ator when I first glanced at your name and profile pic, I thought you were actually gray

[@joshuamorin2123]

Yes! That is something I would buy in a heartbeat!

[@somber411]

Villagers: You saved us. Gray: More like under new management.

[@prismfireproductions3772]

Megamind

[@treytavares6410]

"When did yall move in" Translation: you picked the wrong house fool.

[@Agent_Pear]

Me reads title: yes Also me while grey doing minecraft fuckery: this is fine

[@shadowenju273]

Am I the only one who's actually interested in seeing gray do like a short minecraft play through, like not to the point it takes over but maybe like one upload a week of a survival play through that he can end when ever hes bored of the world

[@16dragons]

He keeps naming things Ethan now As an Ethan, I am both honored and absolutely terrified

[@ethangriffith2035]

Same

[@pumpkinqueen1013]

“So I decided to make some of my own enchantments. And by enchantments I mean everyone’s going to die!” 🤣

[@maximusmarauder9809]

You could tell that Gray's enjoying it when he starts to laughing like a psycho 13:49

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Gray, if you are reading this: The multishot enchantment on crossbows only goes up to 3 shots normally, but with mods or file editing you can probably add some zeroes to that. AND, you can use highly explosive fireworks instead of arrows. Just a thought.

[@greenslime5655]

Imagine gray accidentally sets the speedrun world record in minecraft

[@shannan73ski]

I can imagine that

[@dante33333]

i mean he did get pigstep without realizing how rare it is so he probably could do that

[@dylanshaw5700]

Hay gray. You should play borderlands. Theirs a lot of things that have a lack of zeros for you to add. Because theirs nothing but ruckie numbers. So we can see your black magic of adding a god tear amount of numbers to destroy the game.

[@flamethegame1]

Oh yes

[@Dartace2ace]

Gray: looks at the number 1 septillion. “Still rookie numbers!” The number 1 septillion: “Im sorry gray. I tried”

[@fgcorp]

THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T GET THE PIGSTEP GIVES ME SO MUCH PAIN

[@Regularlively]

Same

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

*HE DIDN'T GET PIGSTEP?!?! H E R E S Y !*

[@pinkneko13]

Did u ACTUALLY believe that Gray would just sit around and listen to music?

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

@@pinkneko13 IT'S THE PRINCIPLE

[@fgcorp]

@@pinkneko13 no he didn't

[@plestern08]

Gray: adds zeros to something The earth: *my time has come*

[@Centralford]

2:10 hi gray welcome home

[@joemarmar2861]

Can we count the amount of times grey says “ROOKIE NUMBERS” please

[@The31ator]

According to my calculations: In this video he said it at least 4 times

[@webkarma9654]

"Distinct lack of zer0es" is what Satan said before God sent him to Hell

[@iceninja1997]

"ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!" is now engraved in my mental dictionary

[@ashash42069]

00:14 enchantments dont have zeros...

[@able1739]

6:57 *Dream Sweats Nervously*

[@jakeman8669]

Greys computer as it turns into an actual dying star: “Why have you forsaken me!!!????”

[@bunnexsstudios9217]

1:16 *Tea kettle intensifies* Since when did gray laugh like dream XD

[@AndrewDrewJamison]

Sheep: “Oh god, he’s recordi-“ *gets penetrated by 8 fishing rods*

[@ambers.3564]

Hey grey I just wanted to say thank you for being the amazing person that you are, whenever I'm having a bad day and I put on one of your videos you always bring a smile to my face so thank you

[@abandonedmuse]

You do realize, you literally terrorize the most evil thing in Minecraft. You are more of a danger than the actual final boss. I’m not sure whether to applaud you or call the cops on you. It’s a real mix.

[@laurentakako]

“Screw it, what’s the worst that can happen?!” (2 seconds later) *gets blown up by creeper*

[@barthemueljr.7864]

Gray post 7 minutes ago: 9k people” WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE”

[@Silgue20]

Police be like: hello we are looking for a man named grey.

[@garycomehome115]

Ah yes him just follow the craters and screaming

[@mavendeo]

1:43 "Ah, screw it. What's the worst that could happen?" Someone forgot they were in a Graystillplays video… Seriously, Gray, have you _seen_ your other videos? Hell, *have you seen your sponsorships?*

[@Planetkid32]

0:19, “So I decided to make some of my own enchantments, and by enchantments I mean *everyone’s going to die.”* Yeah that seems about right for graystillplays standards. 😂

[@mcalt9342]

"and by enchantments, I mean EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE" made me spit out my drink lol

[@theamericanboot2131]

Imagine you are fishing with buddies, and one of the guys pulls 100 flaming fishes out of the water

[@ajswinford9955]

Imagine trying to fish and you GRAB THE WRONG POLE!

[@ericb3157]

"getting rid of mountains for free" reminded me of a silly fan-story where someone was knocking mountains down with "Fus-Ro-Dah"...

[@simon5755]

The reason most Minecraft speedrunners get ender pearls more often and in higher amounts is cause they play a slightly earlier version of Minecraft, where the chance of getting the pearls is higher

[@dalvived23]

A particular speedrunner might also tamper the drop rates of the pearls

[@day7148]

Gray is the kind of guy to somehow find a way to blow up Bedrock and kill himself whilst being in creative mode.

[@malarkeylaboratories3658]

hasn't he

[@xandernelson1492]

Gray:"Alright, so we're checking out the only game where you can make a fishing rod that MACHINE GUNS TACTICAL NUKES..." I can finally die happy, 'cause that's freaking hot.

[@theirishnight4718]

I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME YOU PLAY MINECRAFT YOUR SKIN GETS MORE AND MORE PROFANE

[@ombaaa]

more blood of the innocent gets spilled on his clothes every time he does it

[@dragonlordofchaos]

7:05 - For those who are unaware, the endermen actually do speak, and right then it said “What’s up?” to gray as it game him a heart attack.

[@rizal4596]

original title: minecraft, but fishing rods get fire aspect 1,000,000

[@ethanm154]

Well guys, Grey has dubbed me as the yeet chicken...

[@theoriginalblood7050]

Day 147 of asking Gray to finish playing The Long Dark, Wintermute.

[@mainbane7481]

That’s a lot😩😩😩😩

[@early7strikeland996]

Grey's Iconic Lines: I'm still alive Rookie Numbers Distinct lack of Zeros I'm grey still play bich Masochism We don't need (Any words) where we going Here in florida We're not gonna do that Alright Yes, YES!!! Oh My God Game Full liquor bar Drugs Cocaine Weiners I'm a winner

[@styendimpu3446]

You are a man of focus, commitment and SHEER FUCKIN WILL❤️

[@Ohheeeeeecknaaaa]

1:08 when gray laughed like this it made villagers know that, HE IS COMING FOR THEM

[@swiperr6360]

7:28 “Finds pig step” Grey: Doesn’t even look at it

[@dante33333]

so i’m not the only one who noticed it?