Minecraft, But We Are In A Shopping Cart

[@SlurpeesRbad]

Quackity: yelling at george george: yelling at quackity Dream: I CANT DISMOUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@ramyshismail9217]

dream on half a heart fighting a silverfish: "THIS IS SO SCARYYY" dream on half a heart while being chased by five people while fighting a creeper while parkouring over lava: This is fine :)

[@coolbeans5992]

He had no food

[@NepNep8840]

@@coolbeans5992 well I belive fighting at least one human being is way harder than an AI no matter if you have food or not

[@MelianLimGachaVideos]

He needs to remain calm during Manhunt. If the hunters knew that he was on half a heart then they’ll gang up on him but since this is for fun, Dream acts like a normal player.

[@IAm-ge3ub]

@@MelianLimGachaVideos THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

[@timiempire2279]

@@MelianLimGachaVideos You prob already knew this was satire, but just in case it was satire

[@LOL-dd6fn]

quackity: "i'm close, i'm close" *confused george noises* George: "close to what"

[@fayecourtesy1942]

13:12 if anyone wondered

[@rzkabdllh]

@@fayecourtesy1942 ty

[@colexp5458]

he definitely wasn’t confused

[@aethersaltaccount3551]

George- are you suggesting something?...

[@elberryjuana]

Dream: "We didn't cheat at all" George: *casually has a stack of steak*

[@Webt00n-lover]

Lmao

[@Yuta_911]

THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN A M- A SILVERFISH!!!!-dream

[@lolliii5477]

meanwhile, quackity: *EAT, THE B U S H*

[@y0urfuturewifu]

BAWHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

[@bambihan]

things to do before it lets you dismount the cart : 1. fill out a captcha 2. select all the railroads 3. name the digits of pi 4. dance 5. do a circle 6. jump up and down 7. do 10 push ups 8. eat a 10 piece McDouble

[@ninaputric8696]

LMAOOO I CANTTTT

[@nasywaadlan4895]

STOP MY LUNG HURT AHHHAHAHHA

[@Mo-hx3nm]

PLEASE IM DYING

[@spearrrr_]

You forgot the last step, explain quantam physics.

[@rosealina9316]

😂

[@Kristina-b9u]

Quackity and George arguing about sharing while Dream literally fights for his life

[@maestrotm8850]

This had 666 likes 💀

[@sameera8464]

LMAO I LOVE YOUR PFP-

[@sameera8464]

*light skin mode technoblade*

[@finn4542]

Lmao the pfp

[@Kristina-b9u]

@@sameera8464 why, thank you

[@shootingstar2550]

Dream: “I fear no man. But that thing?” A single silverfish: “squeak” Dream: “it scares me.”

[@inactiveAccJ]

*true facts*

[@inactiveAccJ]

@rrr uh oh *george ur in uhm ur gonna be like uh u have to disconnect because.....*

[@blueprint..]

I am not in full screen and namjoon has been watching me throughout the whole vid and idk how to feel

[@TheoJude]

So MVM

[@patrickstumplover]

14:07 "I don't care about your feelings... I CARE ABOUT FOOD" relatable

[@your.local.tired.person]

Most realistic saying ever

[@Mokaa_ov]

Hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Webt00n-lover]

@@your.local.tired.personfr

[@Ky3LED]

Dream would be a "great" Dad Dream "I don't care about your feelings I care about food"

[@Mary.sLb3]

that kind of sounds like me

[@Ameneyuiki]

Me everyday day

[@weirdwhit695]

Dream being angry is hilarious, and him just panicking about being a parent is everything

[@FuzzyCheeto]

Where are the replies

[@FuzzyCheeto]

@@medo6388 RepliesNotFound

[@chunn8532]

Lol

[@fizzykazoo]

LOLLL

[@Mel-tx6in]

@@FuzzyCheeto their gone

[@standuser7261]

Dream in his own videos: mostly calm and collected Dream in Quackity’s videos: *Earrape screaming*

[@KIYOSHI_FX]

And course

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

I dunno 'bout you, but i feel like Dream screams in his videos a lot too.

[@bluebarry9283]

True!

[@Classic-ip5dr]

Yes in the non manhunt ones

[@kimmy2265]

I regret wearing headphone

[@nikolawawrzyniak4673]

Dream: "I CANT DISMOUNT THE CART" George: "just dismount the cart😀" Those are the best lines I've seen 😀

[@yaeyde]

😃

[@Webt00n-lover]

😀

[@KyleBlack-jt5de]

gogy even just like not says ANYTHINGS L

[@Jessebonnie]

George just don't want to tell him but just "Just let go of the cart" xD

[@GreenMask-XRGM-27]

7:52 Dream is losing his absolute mind...

[@ralphbenedictyanga1146]

Meet the family Dream - Green man trying to dismount a cart George - Dababy Quackity - iPad kid

[@mattxwill5070]

LOL

[@lunarwinterrr]

LMFAO

[@horizon9108]

Yessss i agree

[@daliasiniauskiene7258]

Also dream - Dadaddy

[@lmanburg5876]

More the crying kid

[@sleepyatlas]

The amount of ways Dream had to describe dismounting the shopping cart is the best part of this video.

[@sickodani]

THIS ^^^^

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear ae

[@uncorpsceleste]

@@AxxLAfriku weird flex but okay ig 🤨

[@luvusm111]

@@AxxLAfriku lol what

[@soup_lover39]

IT’S ASKING ME TO SAY THE DIGITS OF PI

[@kitomoved6922]

Dream's raging and like saying "IT'S LIKE ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PI!" makes me laugh so hard

[@seanraoulduarte7032]

Me too 😅

[@prcd__hrts]

What r the digits of PI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

@@prcd__hrts it’s a lot

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

the timestamp is 6:56 if you want it

[@ittselli3245]

@@prcd__hrts i mean its infinite but i know 3.1415926. though in maths you only need the first 2 digits after the point

[@WeemyMunchi]

*Dream going insane cause he can't dismount the cart* *Quackity accidently falls out* Dream: "QUACKITY, GET IN!" George: "Get in- Get in the cart.. Take us to the plains- Take us to the plains- Take us to the plain biome" Quackity "Don't yell at me like that.." 8:00 - 8:07 Lmao

[@eloissamaeaguimbag7238]

Just imagine sapnap hearing dream scream in the other room " *WHY CAN'T I DISMOUNT?!* ", " *HOW DO I FCKING DISMOUNT?!* ", " *I CAN'T DISMOUNT !!* "

[@okialy9636]

IKR

[@senakuma9985]

Reminded me of a continuous LET ME INNNN!!!!! meme lol

[@secretdreamsmp54]

LMAOO

[@dont9790]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRÊ

[@okialy9636]

@@dont9790 i wont spend 30 minutes looking at a profile pic, banner, video, desc, pinned comment i am just tired of these

[@lightningj562]

Dream when he's on half a heart against 5 hunters in Mincecraft Manhunt: Kalm Also Dream when he's on half a heart in a cave taking care of two kids surrounded by mobs: Panik

[@someonewholovesdog]

I still don't get why dream's the dad tho, i mean George is older than him...

[@feaz3899]

@@someonewholovesdog it's just that he's suited for it

[@fallnewt1225]

@@someonewholovesdog george is just build diffrent

[@asparagus7112]

@@fallnewt1225 lmao

[@quinnwasfound2199]

Yes yes

[@coconatnatx]

"dream come back, he's being mean to me!" "i don't care about your feelings quackity, we need food!" why does it radiate the same energy as "phil, i want pony for christmas!" "i don't care, we're gonna die."

[@virgilisanxious1817]

IT DOES THOUGH FR LMAOO

[@rin6775]

LMAOO IT DOES

[@Adam-jc5tw]

true

[@rajalaireya1748]

LMAOOO

[@lunareclipse1053]

"STOPP!! YOU'RE KILLING MY PONY!!" XD

[@春秋千子]

Dream literally screaming because of witches, skeletons and silverfish while being all chill while 5 hunters hunts him

[@n0wthisisp0g17]

For once George and Quackity are being calm and then there's just Dream yelling and screaming at the top of his lungs

[@riz7855]

Oh how the turns have tabled indeed

[@ItsJustMe162]

@@riz7855 Wait.. Wha-

[@yukhuun]

Its the oppsite day

[@hhmairah]

@@ItsJustMe162 it's a thing that bbh said

[@ItsJustMe162]

@@hhmairah Thanks- I can’t remember the quote.

[@RENJIOO]

Quackity is the God of chaos, and the man that can make dream swear 10x more than him in one video.

[@fischl____xmpact]

Lmao yessss 😂

[@Migi218]

Absolutly

[@michaelsebastian914]

He even made Badboyhalo almost changed his thoughts about cursing

[@Endermanguy-wj3fn]

@@michaelsebastian914 had to read this twice

[@ghostpest]

@@Endermanguy-wj3fn same

[@sendingstars]

Chapter 1: Testing the Carts 0:42 (The three of them start running over eachother, 1:11) Chapter 2: Dad Takes us Shopping 2:27 (Chaos in the woods, 2:40) (In a hurry, 3:01) (Idiots have to wait to dismount, 3:40) (Family relationship, 4:24) (Quackity the sneaky, 4:53) (Dream is so fast he's hacking, 5:15) Chapter 3: Dream Loses his Mind 5:47 (Dream abuses his kids, 6:10) (Literally just abandons his kids, 6:30) (Dad takes kids on so many dangers, 7:10) Chapter 4: Safe Cave, 8:26 (Dream's just getting the milk, 8:46) Chapter 6: Shopping In The Nether 17:25 Chapter 4: Fighting the Dragon 19:01

[@sharky9740]

How did 6 come befor 4…

[@SoukokuTruther]

@@sharky9740 the real question is WHERE IS CHAPTER 5??

[@sharky9740]

@im_a_simp SO TRUE

[@Waltuh138]

10:10

[@Star_space87]

@@SoukokuTruther chapter five: 14:50

[@Natan-nf3og]

The plot is two children are trying to find their lost mother while the father doesn't care about the children's dying

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

lmao

[@fe_hann]

@Luke M technically you watched it too if you were able to comment this.

[@wakeupkudu]

Ok Mr enchanting table

[@ubbles5174]

@@fe_hann Couldn't he have paused the video before it played?

[@fe_hann]

@@ubbles5174 still, the fact that he cared enough to click on the video shows that he cares somewhat. The fact that he cares so much that he had to comment a hate comment on this video is just contradicting his own statement.

[@U9DATE]

I love how Dream can be himself and swear as much as he wants when recording with quackity. On his channel he’s gotta be family friendly.

[@BanTheKat]

I don’t see why he has to. Yes he may have younger viewers but the mcyts target audience is teens as seen by all the adult jokes they make and reference teens would understand

[@villa992]

Kida

[@Xeno574]

@@BanTheKat True, with others like Technoblade, he doesn't swear because he's gotten used to not swearing because his little siblings watch his videos. As for Skeppy, well he just doesn't swear and stuff because he genuinely is a family friendly channel. While Technoblade doesn't swear he's got very dark humour. Which is why most of Techno's fanbase is mature(Well technically was because now we have some children too thanks to his introduction to the DSMP.)

[@maddy7514]

@@BanTheKat they want the ads and it's hard to get monetized when they swear

[@FlareBlitzMC]

Must be something to do with the algorithm

[@ellaoliver949]

"HOW DO I DISMOOOUUNNNTTT??!!" "Dismount the cart!" same energy as "I'm sad." "Don't be sad."

[@anonymoose6703]

"It's asking me for the digits of pi." Dream said calmly

[@alakagokhale6850]

LOL

[@satumattinen715]

EXACTLY EXACTLY

[@user47283]

Is no one gonna talk about the description? “In fact, I could be the only hunter and win Minecraft Manhunt and Dream would cry”

[@30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85]

Its probably true

[@duckgoquacckk]

i mean it’s true

[@dreamscat895]

meowwwwwwwww

[@unrequitedtimelines]

oh my gosh oh my gosh ah ahh ahh

[@gilrockz]

LMAOOOOO

[@demonicalyssa8alyssa_is_swag11]

Dream: having a mental breakdown George : sometimes helping dream Quackity: *laughing

[@sammythestrawberryofficial]

Having A Mental Break Down💀

[@rama-ko2eq]

Dream: divorced dad George: oldest brother, tries to help dream with all the stuff but fails Quackity: Ipad kid, youngest

[@incensedivine4298]

3333333333333333333

[@incensedivine4298]

333333333333333333333

[@incensedivine4298]

33333333333333333333

[@sainque]

I love how dream just slowly loses his mind and doesn't care that he's cursing anymore

[@smithjohnson92]

Cause this is on quackity’s channel. Not gonna hear him cussing on his own.

[@marystarlightsky]

*THERES A F*CKUNG WIIITTCCCHHHHHHHH*

[@ubbles5174]

*Flashbacks to Dreams screaming*

[@thegamingkids_234]

Whoever's reading this remember God loves you so much!

[@firequeen6308]

@@thegamingkids_234 The feeling is not mutual.

[@Marco_1667]

Anyone else watching this is 2023 missing this era??

[@alejandragastelum9253]

Yuh uh

[@fellow-genya-enjoyer]

*casually sobs*

[@AP0LL0YAHTHECAT]

i miss 2023 i dont like 2024 rn😭😭😭

[@beanseverything8442]

2024 gang

[@lolliii5477]

f**k yeah

[@legend_KingVB]

The title of the video should've been "Dream has a mental breakdown trying to dismount a shopping cart."

[@noyoulol6996]

Yes

[@michaelsebastian914]

I would have a mental breakdown too if I was in same position

[@dell3ani]

LOOL

[@filipinotrrstfrfr]

LMFAO THESE COMMENTS plEASE

[@itznovadiamond9554]

True

[@cherrinxi]

This video: 10% of trying 30% of Dream trying to Dismount 60% *chaotic noises*

[@0v3rt0pp13]

Wait 130%

[@0v3rt0pp13]

Oh I just realized I was wrong it was 120% the bisectors were wrong

[@0v3rt0pp13]

Wait the bisectors told me that it was 1000%

[@0v3rt0pp13]

Wait it’s Abdf not 56fg

[@0v3rt0pp13]

Sorry I was wrong

[@_hugz4noelle_]

Dream: the single dad who is slowly losing his sanity George: the oldest child who is at least a little helpful Quackity: the iPad kid

[@hollylylyl]

200 likes and no comments?

[@kim-chanS2]

@@hollylylyl yep :)

[@August_loves_rats]

Yep pretty much

[@crtpx]

this is so true 😭

[@babara.]

612

[@Iwantmcdon]

When all of a sudden it’s 2020-2022 watching all their streams, everyone is friends, staying up all night, catching up with the lore, drinking monsters but the lamp looks weird

[@cbry]

this is possibly one of the most hectic videos i’ve ever seen...

[@Jojimoji]

agreed also this is a reply section but congrats on almost 5 mil quack :]

[@billy_3859]

Hi

[@themoondoglua]

Lmao true

[@ems5271]

how are you here already

[@-uca-aries-500]

@@ems5271 🎉m a g i c🎉

[@jay_____ber]

Dream having a breakdown is funny but Quackity’s editing takes it to the next level 😭

[@AJ-ii7cc]

I WAS ACTUALLY GASPING FOR AIR 💀

[@theradmadlad7681]

Especially how Quackity censors swear words with the roblox oof sound effect 😂

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

@@theradmadlad7681 they got rid of the oof sound 😭

[@diego423]

👀 👄

[@MIMI12899]

It's funny as dream slowly loses his mind he starts to slowly go insane 💀

[@ericlove3109]

I can imagine Sapnap trying to sleep but all he hears in the other room is Dream screaming "WHY CANT I DISMOUNT"

[@panda_594]

I'm pretty sure they aren't living together anymore Edit: thanks for confirming I was wrong, I don't keep up with streams often unless it's my comfort streamer. Like I said I was pretty sure, so I wasn't confident about it. Have a good day/night:)

[@ulexx6574]

@@panda_594 this video was the last straw lol

[@me-cp7he]

All I keep thinking every time there’s a video from either of them is how annoyed the other must be with the noise

[@Jasmine-dg2vl]

@@panda_594 huh? they definitely are lol

[@kookiescookie9641]

@@panda_594 they still are i think, cause sapnap taught drista how to speedrun, but using his computer

[@bashali696]

I almost died laughing at the part where Dream says”Why can’t I DISMOUNT!! ITS ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PI!!!

[@KHONTSU_]

7:00

[@sunny_sun101]

SAMEEE

[@SonicHaXD]

I love all the different ways Dream explains dismounting. "It's asking me the digits OF PIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" XD

[@Ak-vb8jl]

True

[@gambiit5217]

Didn't know you watch Minecraft too. Now your next video should be "Minecraft villager SUCKS" XD

[@lynnnotfound3594]

This remind me of '1 digits of pi memes'

[@parsiukas3958]

Ok I’m totally sorry that I’m being out of the context and a little bit annoying but Can I Get Yt Famous from this comment?

[@bluem8221]

if you want it it’s at 6:59

[@leticiamauve]

Dream horridly saying "I am so scared" is a statement I never thought i'll live to hear

[@shuushuu8783]

Timestamp??

[@hholly-m]

@@shuushuu8783 12:15 :)

[@madielaineeeee]

Dream: "I CANT DISMOUNT THE CART" George: "just dismount the cart." Everyone: genius, incredible, basically Einstein, smartest man of our time, our savior, big brain.

[@zaikick8339]

Absolutely, the pigling prayer and enderman eco was big brain

[@-.m117]

It’s just THAT easy :0

[@gone910]

it stopped world hunger :DDD

[@OVERDRIVE_78]

This man has stopped climate change

[@-.m117]

@@OVERDRIVE_78 Frl a Genius

[@emmiecarps]

I miss this.

[@Hi-lr2ym]

Me too. I always come back to watch this

[@greypaw1857]

@@Hi-lr2ym Same it’s my comfort video

[@emmiecarps]

@Toasted_Toaster now it's all just allegations and drama :CCC

[@yaizwhaat]

so real omg i miss the 2021 era@@emmiecarps

[@AikoInnit]

same :,)

[@sabiunicorn7407]

George and Quackity: Being Dababy and Ipad kid while laughing hysterically. Dream: *Being a real father by complaining about his back and the cart*

[@langletprolet8378]

what does historically mean...

[@sabiunicorn7407]

@@langletprolet8378 I don't know, but the words history now.

[@YamiBubble]

George: you can have a princess bed that’s all you get! Quackity: *technically has a princess bed in real life*

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

When?!

[@YamiBubble]

@@magpieinthelibrary5691 well it’s not necessarily a bed but he has a Disney princess blanket that he sleeps with

[@vendaval682]

@@YamiBubble AHSDJHADSGCGSADJ WHAT REALLY?

[@paradiche8925]

Princess bed in cave?

[@bravefoxes1053]

@@paradiche8925 He’s living the best life

[@rasmalaii.i]

Dream: *Single middle-aged dad* George: *misguided child* Quackity: *youngest who's just there for the ride*

[@Luna_the-Idiot]

1ST HAHA

[@Quit63942]

693 likes but on replie saying first Well let's start a conversation now

[@Reallyveryzilly]

@✰ 𝕞𝕒𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕦 ✰ alright lmao-- fav colour?

[@AdderSwarm]

1000th like ÙWÚ

[@Quit63942]

@@Reallyveryzilly honestly i don't really see most colors but my fav color is lavender

[@I.like.wolves220]

I honestly miss the loud duo i hope they put this drama aside and become freinds again❤

[@n1ghtmare_w0lf1e]

Apparently I live under a rock cuz I have no idea what ur talking about

[@I.like.wolves220]

@@n1ghtmare_w0lf1e dream and quackity don't talk anymore because of a minecraft server idea

[@CrescereLuver]

​@@I.like.wolves220 :p

[@nightshadeglaze]

Quackity: "George we're actually gonna stay orphans forever, what are we gonna do?" *Just see Technoblade appear from the darkness*

[@aloevera3317]

"They weren't always orphans, Quackity."

[@Azeriiall]

He manifests at the word of orphans

[@Soapiepookie]

O_o

[@blep3655]

Lol

[@savannahkohlmiller6645]

likes are at 666 so I can't like

[@flooryan8332]

Dreams the kind of dad that would have a mental breakdown at a department store because he can't find the right screws for his kid's shitty ikea bed

[@ella-ug5oy]

LMAOAOAOAO

[@KatieOof-im5xb]

ahahahhaha

[@pootypootytangtang2]

LMFAO

[@Lynnisgek]

LMAO TRUEEE

[@KatieOof-im5xb]

@@Lynnisgek yeah

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

Everyone has to agree: The "dream loses his mind" chapter was hilarious

[@i-win]

GOIN' SHOPPING WITH THE BOYS

[@12_bamboo57]

hi i win

[@mangle89pl79]

Fr

[@skybanana4]

Yesyes

[@jl_jc]

Ok

[@crusadercod4231]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Coolkid21834]

Quackity: the human shield George: the 2nd option Dream: the confused parent

[@fxerie_tailzz]

bad parent(

[@xrazorfire8925]

Alternate title: angry dad screams at the top of his lungs while taking his kids out in the wilderness

[@Name-xc7sl]

lmao

[@megfisher9830]

gravity falls

[@xrazorfire8925]

@USSR This video is a good representation of why dads never return from getting milk. Just without the kids

[@selevermemes9094]

The edit ruined it bruh

[@blaketherealest]

True. Dream could most def be my dad.

[@autumnleaf1179]

“This is the craziest Walmart experience I’ve ever had” Bruh, Quackity is illegally funny as fuck

[@s4ltykitten]

Dream: "george do the piglin prayer" George: "REEEEEEEE" Dream: *pops out ender pearls* George: *happily claps like a child*

[@Uglyburpslurp]

999999 lol

[@darlenehelenaa]

Timestamp

[@TCC_Says_Stuff]

18:07

[@aufaa3552]

The piglin prayer

[@benjaminw.4913]

its almost like we watched the same video. wow holy shit

[@jawh.r]

“Good luck on the 10 peace McDouble it asks you to eat before dismounting” by far one of the best lines in the video

[@lulobo5418]

timestamp?

[@jawh.r]

@@lulobo5418 19:47

[@lulobo5418]

@@jawh.r thank you!

[@anavellayongxinli124]

Hiiiii😳

[@sunni_is_lost8315]

I KNOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING-

[@alaayazakria1229]

dream, Quakity and George : die in a cave Dream, after dying in a cave and they all suddenly have full iron armor : We didn't cheat at all.

[@deer_in_headlights_]

this was the funniest moment to me xDD

[@jayswtnap]

You can actually see Quackity looking for things in creative XDD

[@alaayazakria1229]

@@jayswtnap yeah, you can also see dream being in creative half of the video

[@pierez8042]

Good gaming chairs

[@kakari_ayam]

Assalamualaikum 🤣

[@AikoInnit]

I remember watching this a few days after it came out. Can’t believe it’s nearly 3 years old already, damn.

[@mayapanini]

THE FACT THAT DREAM WAS SO HYPED UP THAT HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS EATING HIS MIC THE WHOLE TIME LMFAOOO

[@phaecneom1984]

Cool

[@emmafinan2438]

@Luke M doesnt viewing this video make you... a viewer?

[@pascalsunicorn]

@Luke M micky mouse comment

[@user-dy7dj6tv5b]

@Luke M but you viewed the video 😃

[@warriorcatkitty]

@Luke M Says the person who ran down the comment section just to hate on people. *pathetic*

[@ryleecandyland]

Things you can do before Dream dismounts: -eat a hot pocket -get full netherite in survival -beat the minecraft speedrun record - start a buisness -win the lottery -fly to mars and back

[@tamaspapp5865]

-print a googolplex on a paper -get from the event horizon to the singularity of a black hole -watch that same black hole die of hawking radiation -see a nokia phone melt in lava -watch technoblade die the last one jk because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@vers8253]

@@tamaspapp5865 Yes

[@Seppoliisa]

@@tamaspapp5865 the nokia one is impossible too

[@tamaspapp5865]

@@Seppoliisa true, it would defy physics if it was to melt, but I'm giving ideas to defy physics - and technoblade is outside of physics

[@grimmadjick1321]

-Sell seashells on the sea shore

[@abbieunknown3062]

This video is literally just Dream losing his mind looking after his two kids, one being older than him

[@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904]

the other day i was conviced gogy wasnt of legal drinking age in the US, then i remembered hes 24, and that doesnt match, HES SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNGR THAN DREAM WHAT ISTHIS!! IN MY HEAD HE'S BEEN 20 FOR 4 YEARS NOW

[@UnspokenRizz-vb7wl]

@@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 learn grammar and spelling dumb@$$

[@crappybucket]

@@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 man i have no idea what ur saying

[@fallenroses5973]

@@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 r/ihadastrokereadingthat the only thing I learned was that shrek has a left elbow piercing.

[@alii.hmd825]

@@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 r/ihadeastroke *h e l p*

[@Sharkyyfunk]

“My friend dream”😢

[@fluffy6726]

Dream: WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT George: **terrified** Quackity: **crying**

[@gretazujute8436]

as a wise man once said timestamp

[@jamcam8049]

@@gretazujute8436 7:02

[@gretazujute8436]

@@jamcam8049 Thank you, your highness.

[@Yeeeee639]

IM LIKE, ITS ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PIIIII

[@notnotani]

@@gretazujute8436 you sound like that one indian guy from squidgame

[@ExtraKazu]

Alternative title:Dream losing his mind while taking care of his 2 kids- Alternative Title#2:Dream being attacked by every mob in minecraft

[@loading2431]

Alternative title#3:Dream screaming cus he can’t dismount the cart

[@ExtraKazu]

@@loading2431 lmaoo

[@Keep_Cozy]

Alternate title #4: dream complaining cuz he cant let go of a shopping cart

[@mariakittel9482]

Alternative title#5 : Dream running over his long lost crazy children

[@ExtraKazu]

Lmaooo

[@nat9660]

Quackity: "We're gonna be orphans forever george." (Technoblade in the distance sharpening his sword)

[@Kibbuster]

@Untruly True NO WAY REALLY? OMG MAN SO VERY EPIC CAN WE GET A POOGCHAMP?!?

[@rosealina9316]

Oh noooo

[@erikajoniova1638]

same

[@Suret1124]

YEAH LOL

[@adverse1014]

"DUDUDUDU STEALING PRESENTS FROM ORPHANS" Techno 2019

[@bananabrains8102]

Dream: Calm Dream when he becomes the father of two children: Panic

[@tesstempert4065]

dream: i survived in the nether for like half an hour on half a heart also dream: I CANT KILL THIS WITCH WITHOUT DYING

[@dont9790]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRÊ

[@grasshopperchick374]

It’s such a heartwarming story about Dream being a struggling single father raising two boys. I love how it portrays his struggle with addiction.

[@kaboomgaming4255]

and ADHD i think too

[@cam4900]

LMAOAOAO STOP OLS

[@voidsleya]

lmao stooop

[@UrFavGothChick]

are we watching the same video because all i saw was shopping cart go zroommmmmm

[@Iamdafish]

Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NamNguyen-pt6zt]

The cut from Dream saying "Im defending this family" to him shouting "IM GETTING SHOT" then dies shortly after is the funnies shit ever🤣🤣

[@Tweettweetmfer]

For reals, the way I fucking wheezed

[@C3ceas]

8:12

[@gachapuppycorn2419]

I agree 1000%

[@asperjulian]

Love how he yelling like *"I G E T T I N G S H O T"*

[@jaz8818]

@@C3ceas i hope you have a fantastic day sir

[@Hiiya246]

Honestly, i really miss this time where the dsmp was famous and they would make videos together

[@Hannah-hx9ut]

I like how when Dream’s in a high-stress situation, one of the ways he reassures himself is “I’m a genius.”

[@noodle_6718]

Time stamp

[@memoryxx]

@@noodle_6718 10:45

[@personalizing]

no more talking

[@tatumamber]

DREAM TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CART IS ACTUALLY HILLARIOUS “it’s ASKING ME FOR THE DIGITS OF PIIII”

[@sension8415]

PLS I RAN TO THE COMMENTS WHEN HE YELLED THAT AND THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE I SEE

[@izalemon9886]

I like how there is a section in the video titled “Dream loses his mind” when that’s just the whole video

[@susanpacheco9343]

Alt. Title: Dream, George and I Go Insane While Beating Minecraft xD

[@Star_p4ws_l0l]

It's a chapter not a section

[@jasminaaaaaaaaa]

FRR

[@gachagochajay1165]

Ik

[@geetas770]

This is the most superior comment😂

[@mittenzlol]

this used to be my comfort video :(

[@umagamerportuguesa]

Lets all cry :(

[@Evelyn_72]

Same

[@TimeBucks]

quackity is so worried about the animals

[@sofiah.r5534]

hey checkmark

[@camypasteria6344]

4th reply to the verified person

[@abigailislost8596]

💀💀💀

[@223ohemgee]

👁️👁️

[@DolphLOL]

*I HATE BAAATS!!!*

[@ellasannicolas2094]

Quackity:*claps* “Oh he building us a house, can I have a card bed?” George: “No you can have a princess bed that’s what you get” 😭😭

[@DTIloverrr-1989]

@Luke M i dont, you are right.

[@minou2980]

@Luke M says the one named luke

[@darvin50k]

To everyone readingg this: I don’t know what happens in your life, but don’t be hard on yourself; love never hurts someone but a wrong person does. Don’t be sad. Stay smile. Don’t allow wrong people to ruin your life. Go ahead. These fluctuations are the part of life!

[@chouayangmk]

@@darvin50k Ok! Wont let you ruin my life 🙂

[@monkeybutter99]

@Luke M u do realize youre giving quackity views when u come on his vids just to comment this, youre stupid huh? and i bet ur not even gonna reply to this comment because u know im right BHAHAHAHAHHA

[@apollo7026]

11:40 “We’re gonna be orphans George” *Technoblade has joined the game*

[@sinistor3727]

Dream : We out number you three to one Technoblade : Let’s even the odd *Ranboo has joined the game* *Ph1lZa has joined the game* George : Dream ? *Dream has left the game*

[@klown670]

Underrated comment

[@searchethan8603]

lol

[@pastelpretzel6722]

*everyone: awh sh*t here we go again* ****legit popped in my head****

[@ella3289]

them not being friends anymore kills me

[@audrena6046]

What happened between them?

[@GabrielaVede]

@@audrena6046Quackity and Dream have beef

[@sav2196]

Dream really said this is more intense than a manhunt and he was right

[@doubledare7736]

Intense shopping antics

[@l.parrott7626]

Dream when he has hunters chasing him: kalm Dream when he can't dismount the cart: panik

[@LordBeerus92]

True

[@user-gn2gs4rm6o]

Exactly

[@Jadechans]

LOL TRUEEE

[@kamidabst]

yes

[@ereibarra1384]

Yes XD

[@exoloria5401]

Alternate title: Dream experiencing what a parent feels like for 21 good minutes.

[@user-mw4kr1rz1v]

YES AHAHHAHA LMAO

[@tubby9523]

And 9 seconds

[@535-x5l]

and one of the kids is older than him lol

[@shugarz]

He already has a younger sister

[@babydragonfly3814]

dream being phil for 21 minutes

[@dj_playzstuffd6010]

Dream being pissed is the best thing ever 💀💀💀 I need a compilation 💀

[@eloissamaeaguimbag7238]

Dream is literally more scared of a silverfish and a skeleton rather than being scared of the 5 hunters

[@BrainyAshes]

“This is more intense than *_A SILVERFISH!”_* you right lol

[@someonestolemyicecream2486]

@@fh4pdog769 what?

[@SPORTZIES]

@@fh4pdog769 ?????

[@BrainyAshes]

@@fh4pdog769 I’m Asian and an Asian supporter so that comment makes zero sense lol EDIT: they removed their comments and I’m deceased. What goes on the Internet stays there forever, you know :3

[@headlessharry40]

@@fh4pdog769 I’m Asian and im questioning your sanity

[@alexis3679]

All of Florida hearing Dream scream about how he can't dismount: ok. ✅

[@neonkrypton]

PLS DISMOUNT-

[@Parker_Lot]

Imagine you're trying to sleep but your neighbour's yelling shit like *"THE DIGITS OF PI!!!!!!"*

[@RhysCM]

That looks like a super hard challenge btw🥵🤯

[@jokuvaa302]

@@lucyd253 yes

[@alina.montoya]

believe it or not i heard him scream and i’m 1hr away from him

[@deniedred]

"....fill out a captcha and fucking select the boxes and everything just to dismount this damn cart- IT'S ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF _PIIIIIIIII_ " that whole section of dream trying to dismount the cart was so fucking funny oh my god

[@noobythings]

OH so you wanna dismount? Ok: -Dance -Run in a circle -Jump up and down -Do 10 pushups

[@abbya4376]

“I’m gonna dismount” “Yeah, good luck with the 10 piece McDouble it asks you to eat beforehand”

[@Azeriiall]

I feel like Dream unlocked a new voice during that-

[@rylanperrin2837]

Timestamps?

[@Grace-ce2px]

Select all of the railroads: *10 railroad pictures*

[@token2239]

Dre in manhunt:calm,reasonable,10000IQ Dre in quackity vids:literally swearing for half his life

[@quetzallita2010]

quackity is the type of person to be your favorite cousin and when you have sleepovers with him, you both end up on the floor laughing so dang hard that your lungs, throat, and stomach start to hurt.

[@hannahmcanulty9418]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE

[@shilohah]

FR

[@Xeno574]

True

[@Mishcaferraz]

PLSSSS

[@bluewolf9427]

PLS- IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER IT WOULD BE FUN

[@urugly74]

Best dream quotes in this video: “WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTTT” 7:52 “QUACKITY GET INNNNNN” 8:00 “A SILVERFISH” 11:58 “THERE’S A WHITCHHHHHH” 10:29 “I KILLED THE WHITCHHH”

[@rima_2609]

QHAHAHAAHUAHA

[@angelliahnepumuceno4395]

my ears hurt when I hear those words TwT

[@sarastonebell9053]

Also, "Your daBaby!?" And "Ok I'm daDaddy."

[@eridd1290]

JAJAJAJAJJA

[@RandomLilAsian]

@@sarastonebell9053 true

[@Chlo115]

Dream: Screaming about a witch Quackity and George: talking about sharing

[@yoot6877]

their just like: sharing is caring don't be selfish Dream:IM POINSED WHAT THE F***

[@teagandemeuse]

i mean sharing is caring

[@adrizaaryal]

It feels surreal watching old videos with the drama going on rn

[@_.l4_r3n._]

Fr, so nostalgic tho

[@Evy-bs2zq]

How did Dream manage to come up with something new "he had to do before dismounting" every single time he got annoyed like honestly that was fucking hilarious

[@jess.taylor_]

wtf I watched this comment go from 61 likes to 314

[@elizandratrapero5219]

Lmfao

[@elizandratrapero5219]

@@jess.taylor_ lol

[@ijsbeats]

First you gotta eat the 10 piece McDouble

[@Evy-bs2zq]

@@jess.taylor_ oh lmao I didn't even notice xD

[@IzyBowrane]

PLEASE DREAM WAS SO PISSED TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CART-

[@chemicallykayla]

He really was. It had me dyinggg

[@WCRyder]

Chill

[@streamymiso1421]

No wonder he's called the Piss Baby

[@xiv2398]

Dream in manhunts: Almost dead is relaxed Dream shopping: I can't see! It's a silverfish! IM AT HALF A HEART!

[@corruptedcrown9530]

True lol

[@AlluinnAnzi]

The memories

[@Nubbz3YT]

Next manhunt: MLG shopping cart

[@aqua-nk9rm]

Ye

[@Mackkati]

Lol

[@polalreenlim9096]

Cant wait for "Hi nubbz3" "OMG HI!!1!!111"

[@ellie-zm3ww]

yes. lol

[@alsozumbie]

hol up

[@ke1ko]

Dream : *Yelling* : *"WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTT?"* Sapnap and Drista : 😐

[@ke1ko]

@lucy [YT] xD

[@JustSketch_]

10:25 George: Sharing is caring Dream: Sharing is caring, and I DON'T CARE!!!

[@tayfunkaradeniz3189]

I laugh soo Hard 😂😂😂😂

[@pikachurextuber5612]

THERE’S A WIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@春秋千子]

Then George said the same things lol

[@春秋千子]

10:39 “sharing is caring and i dont care!” - George, like father like son

[@EarthyJune]

​​@@pikachurextuber5612FUCK WTFFFFF RUNNNNNNN

[@mindynight1785]

Dream losing his mind, being crazy and screaming be like : 5:53 - 6:10 6:57 - 7:10 7:20 - 7:34 7:50 - 8:03 8:13 - 8:23 9:20 - 9:46 10:22 - 10:32 10:33 - 10:44 Clearly, the time stamps say it all. Dream has gone crazy insane this whole video since chapter 3. 😁 (Too lazy to do *EVERY* time stamp) 🙃

[@shelyavraham7783]

And 11:15 - 11:18 11:52 - 12:02 12:15 - 12:19 12:23 - 12:25

[@canon94]

"George, we are going to stay orphans forever..." *Technoblade joins the game*

[@cvvnds]

LMAOO

[@KeiaraYT]

The orphan destroyer

[@Azeriiall]

Imagine Sapnap just in his room hearing Dream scream about dismounting and being asked the digits of Pi

[@CasperDeer]

LAMO 😂😂😂😂

[@izoexa]

I love how both of the replies misspelled Lmao.

[@eldrazazonacdon7746]

@@izoexa This made me laugh so hard lamao

[@hhmairah]

@@izoexa mlao

[@anahyarroyo5254]

wait they live together?