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Minecraft, but we destroyed the textures

[@taycat34]

The chat asked if he was gay every time he opened his inventory the whole stream if you were wondering.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

taycat 34 watch out we got a g e n i u s over here

[@dullicecream]

Perfect

[@man3son1]

Thats all i could ever hope for.

[@aaroncheeseman9652]

Gayschlatt

[@poggersquirrel583]

yoshikage kira bop bo bay

[@kurtislachance9958]

Schlatt chooses immediate impact when making a ressource pack Carson prefers a slow descent into insanity

[@kingliolaeus5949]

Good tigrex

[@tonk1044]

69 is ok. But Fallout 76 IS HORRIBLE!

[@beanssixty-nine1774]

Invisible creepers

[@flambedread9532]

@@happyjohnny8976 I know that link

[@happyjohnny8976]

Furret don’t we all 😂

[@SlenderDeBoca]

Carson: *dances to menu music* Schlatt: *H O R N Y A S S M E N*

[@mames5269]

nice

[@eggboi3579]

It fit tho...

[@mames5269]

@@eggboi3579 truu

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

1:56

[@metalgearfangirlariana5728]

What is the song

[@dellcomputer9181]

"brush your teeth, gay boy" is a criminally underrated line

[@dellcomputer9181]

@Weenie Penie what else is criminal?

[@dellcomputer9181]

@Weenie Penie

[@aruuzon]

@Weenie Penie wrong

[@allxrtx6594]

@@aruuzon correct

[@aruuzon]

@@allxrtx6594 :/

[@kraio-sfu]

Schlatt’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh Carson’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh

[@dausthrowaway4349]

sucks that schlatt wasnt able to enjoy the stream as much as carson did

[@andrewbell23]

@@dausthrowaway4349 that seems to be a trend with jschlatts streams

[@TempestuousGuy05]

@@andrewbell23 F

[@ellaw.3836]

Kraio what does the text on the exp bar say? 20:05

[@thatguy1630]

WickyGirl33 WickyGirl33 obama

[@The.Reilly]

The thought of Schlatt crying while shouting "PIG" into a microphone makes me laugh.

[@hairynugget2193]

The thought of schlatt saying "PIG SCHLATT" or "HELP, I AM STUCK IN A SHEEP" makes me laught

[@sooshi6028]

also the just the image of schlatt trying to sing an acapella version a minecraft song LMAO

[@ashikjaman1940]

“I’M SUCH A FUCKING COW MOOO”

[@moonganoo]

the thought of schlatt makes me laugh

[@iiomqfaderz]

Lmao same

[@yourtoes2879]

jschlatt’s textures: actually has effort carson’s textures: i n v i s i b l e c r e e p e r s

[@PhoenixAce]

your toes did you forget Obama crafting?

[@PhoenixAce]

your toes have you forgotten the Patrick sun?

[@yourtoes2879]

Phoenix Zero no i havent i just found the invisible creepers funny

[@PhoenixAce]

your toes *super* invisible creepers

[@PhoenixAce]

your toes have you forgotten stone turned to *stone*

[@Katiedid2040]

The fact that these packs aren't public is a crime

[@epic5706]

Yea dude I need these

[@dtoskar]

I can’t pvp without this!

[@curtiscutler43]

I want the schlatt one

[@peratattica]

WHEN ARE THESE TWO PACKS GOING TO BE PUBLIC IT'S A CRIME FOR HUMANITY

[@Nugcon]

Time to hack into Carson's computer

[@LordOfel]

Every time Carson bursts out laughing I fear that he might evaporate.

[@DanielKolbin]

.

[@BlueMaskGuy]

Lord Ofel same

[@chum5518]

same

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh MMMMM IS THAT ANOTHER *FILTHY HOMESTUCK I SMELL?*

[@VanniiiArt]

“YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE MAN” -Sheep Schlatt

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

DAAAAA DA DAAAA DANANAAAAANAAAAAA -Pig Schlatt

[@justanaverage14yearold64]

Pchligtt

[@MidgeCat]

Can you give me the timestamp for Sheep Schlatt i can't find it lmao

[@MidgeCat]

@@bowsercake3336 The one place i didn't think to look

[@titlo3646]

Pig. Pig shclatt

[@pinkleponk1]

The fear in Carson's eyes as he looked at the sky, and the obvious joy in Schlatt's voice, this is a good video

[@sovietsnake4726]

peepee

[@mcdoodlesnap]

@@sovietsnake4726 why does that mean baby

[@sovietsnake4726]

@@mcdoodlesnap how immature, crass and otherwise rude of you. This behavior is unacceptable

[@dbkwk9]

​@@sovietsnake4726 s

[@rune6556]

"Can we go home, the Portuguese are coming" -Schlatt 2019

[@ceecie5776]

The modern day Paul Revere

[@lolfelix_4920]

when

[@qlus]

@@lolfelix_4920 *mucdounald salad*

[@rune6556]

@@lolfelix_4920 20:34

[@guidinhorusso9905]

-Natives 1500

[@4444-v3n]

“But mostly c o c k a n d d i c k”

[@defvalleydriver]

444 444 that had me screaming I woke up me mams at 5am lol

[@madzath6741]

LMAOOOO

[@cranjismcbasketball919]

And bballlsss

[@roguieC60]

ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ

[@egggwommb4292]

444 444 does anyone know where to find that audio because id make that my ringer so it would ring in class 😂😂😂😂

[@tjrc161]

I'm from Brazil,and the skeletons speak "target neutralized"

[@goncaloalmeida3181]

They also say "switching weapon"

[@nomenome3244]

and “passing over the knife”

[@GuilhermeOliveira-zc9kf]

Yeah

[@harmlessbystander621]

I thought they where Russian

[@TSREMYO82]

Those are all lines from Modern Warfare 2, coming from the Brasilian militia

[@eisforethan0245]

every time I come back to this video “BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GAY BOY” makes me laugh it’s my favorite part

[@hallway_revenant7919]

he R E F U S E

[@Snailbin-]

Carson sounds like a mammoth every time he starts laughing

[@Oli-ey7rt]

Will Drift He summons a demon every time he laughs

[@Tango_Raptor]

Every time he laughs, we get closer to armageddon

[@xdC33]

am i suppose to know what a mammoth sounds like?

[@cdub5k]

No no, you know those squeeze pigs that wheeze when you squeeze them? That's what he sounds like

[@mariusman3671]

It cures my depression

[@KingOshawott23]

Carson looks like he’s constantly having unlimited amounts of stress

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Good or bad?

[@Cyridi31]

@@aimbotarrow5981 good stress? how?

[@KingOshawott23]

AimbotArrow5 definitely good

[@KingOshawott23]

Ярослав Симоненко like funny stress

[@Cyridi31]

@@KingOshawott23 Well that's new

[@coldone1988]

Shlatt: “Dude we got to go back to the house” Carson: “why” Shlatt: “ the Portuguese are coming”

[@Yukchii]

I showed this comment to my friend and his Portuguese and he told me to fuck my sister.. even tho he moved to Alabama and he has a sister

[@ZAYKONN]

@@Yukchii Guess your part of the family now

[@Yukchii]

@@ZAYKONN Shit-

[@diamondrhino64]

Lmao

[@CepticTech]

Let’s kill da ho beeeetch

[@its7oh2]

4:03 "here i come!" "they got a juicy inside" *WHA* "jeffery epstein did not kill-" "okay-" *W H E E Z E*

[@tgnm9615]

1.1k but no reply? Ok then. Also, whats Schlatt talking about juice?

[@MelRosewood]

@@tgnm9615 since he was talking about the stone trees that evidently has a _rock_ hard outer shell, the wood inside the rock shell is technically softer, and has a more wet feeling. So that’s why.

[@h2oPit]

*_S H O O K E T H_*

[@samofford5919]

Carson: "Oh, that's not funny." Also Carson: **Laughs hysterically**

[@h4t602]

“I am not gay Carson.”

[@callmekremit7147]

Artsy Gamer “you’re pretty gay dude”

[@andrive]

Lol

[@dryyummydonuts7296]

" *i am not gay* "

[@nirvanasubliminals2849]

Im lik 4000

[@ngalegor]

“I forgot to tell you the nether is terrifying” *enters nether* “HERE I COOME!”

[@talsubach5979]

he "entered the nether", eh?

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

I forgot this was Carson's video and for a second thought this was a Dream video

[@viovenus992]

@@talsubach5979 m

[@voidkat4202]

"Jeffrey Epstein did not killed himself"

[@josieblue]

i wish we had a stream of schlatt recording the voice lines for all of carson’s pack

[@mystuff6477]

Josie Joyner oh god you don’t know what you’re doing

[@mystuff6477]

Josie Joyner fuck

[@pal_mac_]

I am so tired

[@batvadergaming]

pal mac then go to fucking bed

[@ayoitsmellow]

I need this

[@CarrotBlake8757]

I still hate the fact that the second I saw the sun on schlatt’s POV I instantly knew what it was

[@tgnm9615]

Patrick?

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@tgnm9615 Pat Rick

[@bigpigeon2384]

Some kinda fucked up patrick star?

[@logandunbar2748]

he didn’t realize that schlatt made his cursor a cross

[@ratbitch6801]

He did in the stream, but didnt put it in the video

[@stork01]

Amen

[@bramchatrou472]

Its jesus

[@greenmovie13]

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

[@geirokkuii5707]

i didn't notice until i read this comment lmao

[@mgmrats1406]

“the vibes between these streams are vastly different right now” what was shown did not serve it JUSTICE. one was a goddamn horror movie while the other was a gta highlights video.

[@kite2036]

Which is which

[@jishafish5691]

Still it was fucking hilarious

[@ttwelvecatss2359]

@@kite2036 depends on your sexuality

[@kite2036]

@@ttwelvecatss2359 yeah ok sure

[@carlosbalazs2492]

Where can I see the streams?

[@CaptainJoey63]

“I’m not gay, why‘d you turn andesite to stone?” jschlatt 2019

[@vo1t_418]

a criminally underrated line, with no comments? despicable

[@blakegable3411]

Don’t care about the drama, this is funny

[@passiveplayz7415]

u mean the drama thats basically nothing

[@cayde-6feetunder531]

How have I not herd about the drama yet? What happened?

[@coolfactsaboutsharks]

@@cayde-6feetunder531 it doesn’t matter

[@bosscarson1865]

While rewatching I can’t stop thinking about it

[@theonlyMoancore]

Like damn, stay outta this man's personal life. As long as he doesn't commit an *actual* crime, he's chill.

[@matthewaitkenfilms9477]

Carson: *hears a voice that's not english* Also carson: *gets incredibly afraid*

[@pedroribeiro9746]

*hears portuguese* "OH NO NOT THE FRENCH"

[@noodles_boy1782]

Minecraft: Alvo neutralizado! Carson: *Visibly in fear*

[@Torchwood5A]

Carson missed the perfect opportunity to replace his entire soundtrack with nothing but Stal

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Trye

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

Trye

[@bearcatben4762]

Trye

[@samelthecamel4851]

Trye

[@trackernivrig]

Trye

[@mettatonneo1147]

Schlatt’s pure anger and horror when he realizes that Carson made Creepers invisible. “YOU MADE THEM INVISIBLE”

[@morejemmex6367]

Listen. I don't care what happened. This video is funny as shit

[@hallway_revenant7919]

I still wanna know what the XP bar said tho

[@morejemmex6367]

@@hallway_revenant7919 hint. It's a president

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@morejemmex6367 I am American so naturally the only three presidents I know are Trump, Obama, and Garfield

[@morejemmex6367]

@@hallway_revenant7919 well it's one.. its one of the three

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@morejemmex6367 does it say trump

[@avafenton3280]

4:10 Carson laughed so hard he went autotune

[@Nankaina.]

I'm crying

[@christopherholmes3182]

How does he laugh like that??

[@blockydogy1188]

OMG I FELT THAT SO HARD

[@Nikola-ro4mb]

allagahahahahahandmsjekfskfbjfmejr HdjjrbELO IM HANDSOME jack

[@mylesdonovan9068]

I thought he was gonna eat his mic his mouth opened so wide

[@jasonstevens4332]

Carson's haircut makes him look like a peasant during feudal times

[@bosha6654]

@@gioni0n612 Fuck off mate, someone cant just tell a good joke anymore without some dumbass coming along and quoting r/this and r/that outside of reddit. You couldve done anything else with your time yet you decided to post the name of a subreddit in a youtube comment section of a callmecarson video. Honestly if i was even half as useless as you i wouldve killed myself already.

[@Gregorio416]

Your comment was fine until that last sentence

[@avoidmybullets]

@@bosha6654 "You couldve done anything else with your time" Why didn't you?

[@avoidmybullets]

@@gioni0n612 he's so mad xD

[@sci_pain3409]

Bosha cool

[@kimberlyluu245]

5:59 if you didnt catch the stream, it did not get old and every single time schlatt opened his inventory chat went into "schlatt are you gay" mode

[@thegamelabgaming7556]

Thank you, i was curious to know. Does not surprise me knowing his audience tho 😂

[@yeti7565]

“Carson you gotta help me I’m stuck in this pig” -Schlatt

[@thunderring8056]

Th noise Carson makes before he laughs sounds like when you accidentally suck up a sock with a vacuum cleaner.

[@thelqualomee1040]

i cant unhear it now you asshole

[@AkiSaity]

I can hear that before i nohing holes ass horse

[@tokiWren]

@@AkiSaity wut

[@aversetripod7515]

This comment made me laugh so damn hard

[@Anth0ny_LT]

@@AkiSaity I agree my friend.

[@PHONKYFROG]

I just realized something. On Schlatt's pack, when "Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself" and funny mic scream (not the thunder) played... _Those are cave noises_ *He somehow made cave noises even creepier.* Why.

[@tkic3164]

At least he didn't include FNAF noises.

[@tydshiin5783]

@@tkic3164 thats so olds school to scare anyone

[@crepsecularcorvus1674]

@@peskyrat4 Ok but Fnaf ambience is legit unnerving

[@crepsecularcorvus1674]

@@peskyrat4 Yep, that's Fnaf

[@iiomqfaderz]

@Wacky Heart how is it scary?

[@lotto5498]

Carson: laughing Schlatt: chuckling Skeleton: *"Alvo neutralizado!"*

[@gdq7520]

Trocando de arma

[@Beatorz]

passando faca

[@arthyzxx1837]

Alvo neutralizado

[@rogelioruiz583]

Tirando granada!

[@danerferreira8909]

BR kkk

[@rinsatsuki2417]

13:52 made me laugh so hard. "Why would you change andesite to stone? Wtf is wrong with you?"

[@cartercravillion]

GRANITE!?

[@Frankenbutt99]

Carson’s laugh is like a walrus having a heart attack and I love it

[@magicpug4265]

yeah I laugh every time he laughs

[@cinnamonbummer9504]

It's more like a kazzo that smokes a pack each day

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Cinnamon Bummer kazoo* and also 30 packs a day*

[@user-nw8ek6kn9e]

yeah

[@Blackholebirb]

@@magicpug4265 stay away guardian D:

[@ambernrs]

Carson should have changed lava to water

[@yougyattCAGEd]

hot water but it's much hotter than how hot it can get

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Actually keep the lava and water look the same but have opposite effects

[@yooo9503]

@@Forlorn_Overseer so just swaping the textures

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@yooo9503 yeah basically

[@fynnla.e]

Flaccid baby teeth _ But then it becomes obvious, imagine him just jumping into lava and not realising

[@sramen5546]

“Here I come” “Epstein didn’t kill himself”

[@ugandanknuckles6939]

"Goodbye"

[@tarlo2365]

Almost sounds like a threat

[@ep0516]

*_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ_*

[@cassiebucknall9952]

Jschlatt definitely killed Epstein

[@alexsiemers7898]

Cassie Bucknall I thought Epstein was launched out of the solar system on an experimental spacecraft

[@undedawata]

hears brazilian call of duty lines "NOT THE FRENCH"

[@YumiiOGT]

"ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!"

[@mscottcarpenter]

Lmao

[@victormaia2399]

portuguese

[@undedawata]

@@victormaia2399 im from portugal and i prefer to say brazilian over portuguese

[@isabelasalvador6556]

@@undedawata that's like saying Canadians speak Canadian or Australians speak Australian dude

[@Arjayyyyy]

I still come back to this video when I need a laugh. Never gets old.

[@hudbudthedudhudbudthedud5252]

Yeah

[@shakal_]

for me its the gta video, i probably remember half of it by heart by now

[@bi-polar-bear4852]

Man i miss the old times

[@hbond23]

I have watched “pig. Pig Schlatt” a hundred times and I’m still laughing till I wheeze. Am I doing comedy right?

[@AtE1600]

He said he recorded it but it sounds like Connor

[@pango9519]

Pig Schlatt is my favorite by far

[@dankfacts4640]

no you arent

[@MrCatzWiiU]

Yes

[@Skel_fgc]

I watched Pig Schlatt for like 20 minutes and I rewatched the video now. Laughed just as hard.

[@impazie]

"Alvo neutralizado" "Alvo atingido" "Trocando de arma!" Carson: Not the french

[@giantdwarf.]

foda msm

[@renantokki3164]

@O Gaúcho kkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjkj n me irritou, mas blz

[@PhoenixAce]

Why do I feel like people aren’t actually saying anything here 🧐 XD

[@annoyingDemoncat]

@@PhoenixAce vai embora gringo

[@Grexxa]

what the fuck is happening here? is this some kind of youtube underground section?

[@pooza9432]

Schlatt: “Here I come” Carson: *takes something from the furnace* Shlatt: “Goodbye”

[@caponuts]

Monsters : *speaks Portuguese with a thick accent* Carson : is that French?

[@colbyparrott3462]

When schlatt said “brush your teeth gay boi” lmaoooo

[@catsareyes6446]

Je Studios 5:55 Then the weird laugh came.

[@kineticraptor3318]

I felt that

[@PhoenixAce]

Cats Are YES you mean the gods laugh peasant?

[@catsareyes6446]

Phoenix Zero Sounds like a jammed leaf blower.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Cats Are YES its every time you put the vaccum cleaner flat on the floor and it goes whEEeEEe

[@ApoLk_]

Brazilians zombies be like: *TROCANDO DE ARMA!!! PASSANDO A FACA!!! ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!!!*

[@NoU-pf8fc]

Cinfoni Spatium what does this translate to?

[@nyffiVEVO]

@@NoU-pf8fc "CHANGING WEAPON!!! PASSING THE KNIFE!!! TARGET NEUTRALIZED!!!"

[@NoU-pf8fc]

Nyffi k thanks

[@jaredaldridge9310]

They are the from call of duty modern warfare 2

[@tomcruise5956]

As a Brazilian I gotta say It made me scream

[@mikemiggies8598]

We need a download of these texture packs

[@allisonlyncosky1620]

Miggies yes

[@mamamemie8913]

Yes

[@somerandomguy3666]

I would buy right away

[@tayd7929]

yesssss

[@somerandomguy3666]

@@tayd7929 I would put it for the whole sever so everyone gets earraped

[@noraliveslife]

Carson’s laugh is ✨crunchy✨

[@wewli344]

Wheres the funny

[@wykon6700]

It’s so contagious and it sounds so genuine that I just have to laugh along with him

[@hallway_revenant7919]

*it hurts my ears*

[@ZAZUL11111]

Where’s the funny

[@poppyflea5171]

Side of medication bottle: side affects include blood farts and death People in commercials: 1:55

[@abramo7700]

blood farts? or blood, farts, and death?

[@darktea3744]

Thats called a period

[@EricMoranFilms]

So glad I got to witness this masterpiece / monstrosity live

[@benstone1O1]

Same

[@benfuertes6585]

*its a* _monsterpiece_

[@CatboyLenin]

Same

[@Balensio]

yeah like 2 years ago

[@buabua3509]

Same

[@sunflowersandgreentea62]

vine: "Not to be racist, but asian people..." *insert carson's laugh*

[@jesse_u2282]

chloe benton this deserves more like omg

[@josephgamel5190]

4:10 be like

[@sifsen]

I read this just as that moment came

[@jaystephens672]

666 likes 🤯

[@HankSmashes]

also 5:55

[@dylanharris8052]

16:24-16:42 is probably the funniest 18 seconds i’ve ever experienced watching a Minecraft video.

[@rolemodel8383]

very relatable, very true

[@mscottcarpenter]

Brazilian mobs: “target acquired” Carson: *_NO!! NOT THE FRENCH!!_* Schlatt: *_THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING!!_*

[@denebu]

doesn’t Brazil speak Portugese

[@thatsoldierisaspy8397]

@@denebu pt-br is way diferent from pt-pt but you can say like that doe

[@lotto5498]

Brazil is Portuguese.

[@impazie]

@@denebu Well yes, but actually no.

[@venusboreal1761]

@@lotto5498 Brazil is not portuguese lmao

[@foodafen6367]

I really wanna see an entire series of this.

[@friedtoads13]

FeetGoYeet _ but they change the texture pack every episode

[@foodafen6367]

@@friedtoads13 YES

[@Devourer6594]

Schlatt: I'm not gay Also Schlatt: WE ARE GAY LOVERS

[@gabeth1058]

Gayschlatt

[@rinisafool]

Gabriel Hogue _ba bo be bo_

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Gayschlatt gayschlatt gayschlatt

[@leedle2171]

Schlatt is in denial. He is a very gay.

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Jschlatt:Complains about Invisible Creepers Also Jschlatt:Makes all the tools invisible

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

I imagine Carson making the menu song for Schlatt be Stal

[@starsheep1140]

Honestly he should have gone the whole 9 yards and made all the music stal

[@smartstuf1026]

The stream would be shorter for sure.

[@Electricparx]

And Salad

[@sarahlin6600]

stal joke haha funny

[@أسامةبنلادن-ر5ع]

WAIT but.. JUST IMaginE.. what if? he put on his funyy mike😳😳

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

It's like they're both on separate, customized, minecraft drug trips

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

carson wheeze laughing counter 0:19 : 4/10 2:54 : 5/10 4:10 : 10/10 (not as good as 11:51 fight me) 5:55 : 8/10 6:55 : 6/10 7:19 : 9/10 9:49 : 5/10 10:57 : 7/10 11:37 : 7/10 11:51 : 10/10 best laugh 12:08 : 4/10 14:17 : 6/10 15:27 : 6/10 16:03 : 3/10 22:08 : 4/10 tell me if i missed any

[@greyf80m3]

Adam 4:10 was the best one in my opinion

[@OfficialZeniFlow]

5:53 clearly : 8/10 for me

[@latrellwilson5182]

4:10 is 11/10

[@lotto5498]

0:19, 14:17, 17:18 and 20:38

[@bruhther6260]

Adam, I'll suggest you to watch the whole video again

[@styxnymph]

16:13 I’m not sure how I feel about Schlatt moaning

[@paradiche8925]

He did this while using the vibrator

[@Mana7891-l7w]

@@paradiche8925 i don’t like you

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

When Carson sleeps the only thing he can hear is the Portuguese screams of the mobs in Minecraft.

[@JoaoOstroski420]

Like he lies in his bed and he just hear *”TROCANDO DE ARMA”*

[@thejekky_br5022]

Honestly as a brazilian i just wanted to scream really badly because of how bad it was

[@thatlucasguy9424]

Translations - 11:00 - target neutralized (alvo neutralizado). 11:09 - target hit (alvo atingido). 12:38 - switching weapons (trocando de arma). 16:16 - passing the knife (passando faca). 16:20 knife (faca). Also I forgot the timestamp but at some point it said give me cover, switching weapons (me da cobertura, trocando de arma). Hope this helps even tho I’m late

[@why_karlaly]

Thank you! :)

[@sallstephen]

mds kkkk

[@mykl2785]

Wait what is the original language

[@sallstephen]

@@mykl2785 what?

[@thatlucasguy9424]

Wheat04 Portuguese

[@ethanmcmichael582]

“I hate the French dude” -CallMeCarson “Oh no oh god oh no it’s president Barrack Obama” -Jschlatt

[@lt-yx1hx]

@@joles8 could you repeat that at without the all-caps and such?

[@owenw.6627]

"You took from the furnace, I can't stream with you anymore." Now: "Going on an among us date with James Charles"

[@Some1Irish]

"Here I come!" "JEFFERY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF" Carson: *loses his shit*

[@suckersupreme4380]

That bit fucking killed me

[@Kristoffer-node]

So did i

[@liamkarmasine8793]

Goat mode: enabled

[@pudindipreda3049]

"THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING" - Natives upon seeing Pedro Álvares Cabral approaching Brazil's northeast coast, circa 1500

[@l-uiz]

ALVO NEUTRALIZADO

[@alka1162]

ok, isso foi muito criativo...

[@hellenkeller2208]

Me and a friend did this and whenever a creeper blew up it said “terrorists win”

[@thepoweroffreesh6820]

Hellen Keller how dare you lie about being deaf

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Helen Keller more like Lier Keller ha gottem

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@Garrett Long You heard me Lier Keller

[@frownyclowny6955]

Thepoweroffreesh omggg Hellen Keller is getting *c a n c e l l e d*

[@trackernivrig]

Lol

[@dillydillyder]

Ah, the glory days

[@Bread_Baron]

Simpler Times Unforeseen Consequences

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

Imagine playing minecraft for the first time but with these texture packs, how fast will you delete the game?

[@erina_lessthan3]

What do you mean "delete"?

[@festivalboat9068]

It's the best thing ever

[@Arsonire]

Very fast

[@karldizon3780]

Never.

[@kingcookie9777]

Never i would delete it when the textures went to normal

[@jynxedjellyfish]

Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that when they first load up the texture packs, Schlatt goes “Horny Ass Men?! Is that Kosher?”

[@andathan]

"I hate the French" and "The Portuguese are coming" are my favorite quotes

[@revolker1625]

I love how Carson thinks the skeletons speak french, when "Trocando de arma!" and "Alvo neutralizado!" Is just brazilian portuguese lmao (I speak portuguese)

[@ndlang516]

Ah yes classic modern warfare

[@somethingbanter]

the way schlatt said "what'd ya hear?" about the thunder was cute

[@wasder-xm5so]

always is-

[@mames5269]

Coc and dic

[@noellealmeidasantos374]

@@mames5269 n balls

[@tonyassassin1861]

@@noellealmeidasantos374 n nuts

[@cristiangarcia7597]

@@tonyassassin1861 n penis

[@shirt9140]

15:47 Five year old me learning all the swears after watching my older brother play gta4

[@IzzytheLezzy]

Oh yeah

[@kailin6375]

Carson: laughing Schlatt: chuckling Skeleton: "Alvo neutralizado!"

[@onedollafish]

@@kailin6375 lol i mean blatanly copied n pasted but ok

[@AverageGhostfaceEnthusiast]

I just love how Carson’s indicator thing in the center is a cross

[@GabrielAraujo-iw2yf]

The Predator I noticed it right now

[@samuelshock6292]

The Predator It’s a CROSS-hair

[@btrmaks1228]

Time doesn't even feel the same after realising this was more than 2 years ago.

[@Joshua-hz3cl]

dude Im with you.

[@averywarshaw7222]

“IM STUCK IN THIS SHEEP IM STUCK IM STUCK” ~Jebediah Schlatt

[@stahby]

jebediah sheep

[@prestonsamson3674]

KZbin glitched and allowed me to like this three times. *Happy noises*

[@fegiti4900]

4:10 I am always in shock at how Carson can make that noise.

[@peppuhroni]

9:48

[@pureangelsweet]

my best friends laughs like that too it's the best thing in the world

[@turbochargedtractionproduc8073]

“DuH dAh dAH duh da Pig Pig schlatt Pig schatt”

[@RichHobo]

After 8 months I just realized Carson’s curser is a cross, well done Jschlatt

[@gerry9011]

Carson: Oh, that's why he's mad! I took Iron from the furnace. The Merciless Sun God: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@littlemisfortune312]

carson should've put a fake hair on the screen for the crosshair so it would piss schlatt off

[@mirohulsmann1811]

He should have removed the crosshair

[@Astr0W0lf]

I can't stand the fact that schlatt crafts his axes backwards

[@GamingOS]

Maybe he's left handed?

[@DBTDerpbox]

exA norI

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

sexA

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

He also sometimes arranges his inventory with his tools on the right, the man is an enigma

[@adinodoor]

@@GamingOS im left handed, no he is just weird.

[@utescharliebrown]

1:55 the 2nd grade class when what does the fox say starts playing

[@plateofspaghetti5029]

Carson: did you just say "coal ingot"? Schlatt: *no?*

[@Haxxer82]

15:47 where did this audio come from? I died laughing. I was crying. I could not stop.

[@peppuhroni]

It came from the Minecraft Monday video he made where he cried

[@likeaboss_4205]

N

[@wanshahmin6064]

KILLER QUEEN HAS TOUCHED YOUR PP

[@uwurainbow4862]

Why is one of Schlatt's servers called "Slime's VR Hellhole"

[@loserbeam2780]

It's the server where they all equally lose their sanity in vr minecraft

[@therandomnpc1655]

@@loserbeam2780 we haves cookie

[@paramyza6153]

r

[@CamoSquid]

I miss this era😞

[@terrorbite2128]

Sad to see how well they got along

[@quantumblauthor7300]

​@@terrorbite2128wish they'd been fighting instead

[@Stryfe7]

20:06 jschlatt's xp bar may read "obama", that's what i'm getting

[@LimpIG]

Thank you, this is what I was searching the comments for

[@kay-yi1gn]

i thought it spelt "cum" but with extra letters. obama, cum with extra letters, same thing depending on how you view it

[@masoncantdraw8305]

I thought it said "off me" lmao

[@mrdelirivm]

I couldn’t understand it

[@DDDloki]

me: *carson pack* the guy she tells you not to worry about: *shlatt pack*

[@bluetongue7723]

I'm just gonna leave these here to laugh at later 4:09 5:55 7:19 8:54 9:48 10:56 11:53 12:08 15:26

[@stacyperez55]

i love that it sounds the fucking same every single time

[@phantomations191]

Throndornis I will add to your laughter 11:37 14:18 - 14:52 20:38 22:08 23:15

[@DiamondBerry84]

20:35 as well

[@johnnym5378]

7:19 was the best i laughed for 5 minutes straight

[@nothanks9576]

That fucking laugh though

[@jellytimb2485]

22:05 I dead I woke everyone at 2am because I couldn't control my laughing 😂

[@mombei9835]

It feels so weird watching this after having seen the clips so many times

[@KimMik-xt4rw]

"It has a juicy inside" *deflates like a balloon*

[@cryoflip5841]

4:49 I like how the mini schlatt looks down at the writing and just looks so sad

[@plum.phobia]

after all this time, i only just now noticed that schlatt made Carson’s crosshair an actual cross