minecraft, but you can milk any mob

a mod that lets you milk ANY mob
Featuring:
@JayMoji
@failboat
Mods used:
www.curseforge.com/minecraft/...
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Character drawn by @MagnaGallina
Produced by Jonah Walters
Edited by NOOBster
Removed Herobrine
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[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

Everyone gangsta ‘til you can milk OTHER PLAYERS

[@Walker__91]

PheonixSC moment:

[@Geckoreo]

it was possible in one of the april fools updates...

[@Papyrus513]

True

[@nummysalt1547]

So what happens if you milk Alex?

[@greywolf9783]

@@nummysalt1547 stop.

[@Gabe_Casper7]

6:11 skip: “is that what being lactose intolerant is like?” Me: yes, sadly

[@greywolf9783]

"MAN I'm so THIRSTY!-"

[@Its_Mr_Mango]

Probably worse actually

[@micahpitsiladis9732]

Yeah

[@Its_Mr_Mango]

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 :D👍

[@yashnachattree7214]

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5ma’am this is a comment about lactose intolerance

[@scottpeltier3977]

“We do this for a living…” is the most self realization and self loathing thing I’ve heard a Minecraft KZbinr (or Minecraft KZbinr adjacent) ever say

[@codybaird4811]

Skeleton milk also seems to make your bow not use any durability.

[@dukecatfishjunior6291]

I think the bow only lasts as long as the buff

[@spro123]

it also reveals how good skip is at using a bow

[@sivanhedoesstuff]

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 nobody asked

[@DABIGBOI57-fq9mb]

Villager milk Gott be illegal

[@MaxweIIForever]

FR

[@roecatgaming]

Vex milk

[@Skyre0]

cu-

[@Adric101]

@@Skyre0m

[@DoxyDog852]

@@Skyre0 cucumber

[@el_gato_memes]

Milking a Villager is the fastest and easiest way to get on the FBI's list.

[@dukefang1001]

Also (probably) the fastest way to fill a trading hall.

[@teddythealien7011]

3:23 The fact that it says "JayM0ji was blown up by Silverfish" in chat

[@TheFr0zenOn3]

Yes, I'm not the only one who noticed that

[@cabellasuccs1574]

R34 artists are going yo have a field day.

[@jinxin.]

“dont drink that!! youll become a parent!!!” thank you failboat😭

[@syl_ster230]

Man, I don’t like what the villager milk implies when you think about what it really does

[@TonyMadeira-1804]

fresh and warm milk

[@ImposterTurtle]

Yeahh

[@TonyMadeira-1804]

and sticky also and very thick

[@InternetCrusader-rb7ls]

It comes from their nose by the way

[@ScruffyGamerAnimations]

@@InternetCrusader-rb7ls remember the theory that squidward's nose is a p---

[@Angelthewolf]

10:15 I can indeed confirm that raw steaks are very tasty

[@duudlists]

Skip never fails to milk us and get the juicy contents from us.

[@tippysoniczxarch3145]

his contents tastes very sweet and salty-

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb]

@@tippysoniczxarch3145 🤨

[@dwightdeisenhower53]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb 🧐

[@futrey9353]

pardon 🤨

[@promazing2424]

mom come pick me up im scareddd

[@user-jw9dp8cg8q]

" is this what it's like to be lactose intolerant?" I just started dying laughing

[@MaxEditzzz81]

Fun Fact: in a beta version of Minecraft you can Milk squid and get Milk 🥛

[@ChrisLikesAxolotls]

I know it make so much sense

[@mee-shorts]

@@ChrisLikesAxolotlsi know right

[@ggames1962]

That's not a fun fact anymore

[@NePtUnEeEeEe133]

I remember that!, it was so weird and cursed! 😂

[@ChromaCaipira]

Incredible how Spider Milk just temporary transforms you into Spiderman

[@raymondkwon1301]

0:26 Failboat became bananaboat

[@tabegailfrancs1sc05]

I love when skipthetutorial said "its endermanning time" and endermanned all over the place.

[@cookwithsoma1522]

I love avocado bread with butter and extra cheese and also some fries and hot sauce.

[@savannasmiles2187]

OK!

[@Outlands_alchemist]

Nice

[@yuvikh]

Me too man

[@AlfredoThegorrila]

And i love avocado toast with sunnyside up egg and salt

[@Wroar2020s]

*ONE NUMBA SIX WITH EXTRA DIP-*

[@Wandering_Weeb]

*stares at Alex*

[@samuelsadventuressmft453]

Skeleton milk is basically just bone marrow.

[@ellieh4464]

yeah

[@Bunny_Bill]

😋

[@nonsensenimrod]

unfortunate Alex ain’t a mob

[@DarkSeraph351]

[hits Dolphin with Shulker bullet] Dolphin: So long and thanks for all the fish!

[@ChannelsName]

i love this "a mod where" series it's realy funny

[@MaxerV19]

goats, allays, and sniffer

[@ChannelsName]

@@MaxerV19what?

[@MaxerV19]

@@ChannelsName bro i told you

[@ChannelsName]

@@MaxerV19 what does "goats, allays, and sniffer" mean?

[@andrewstephenson5825]

The concept of this mod is vile but functionally it's really cool

[@rubenlohata5263]

if minecraft collabed with adult swim:

[@RonnocYrael]

I love making cookies with coca beans and wheat, and of course a cup of phantom milk.

[@osakaball69420]

coca beans 🤨 coca leaves have cocaine 🤨

[@jaydenly8153]

What is funny for the squid is there was a time when you could milk squids

[@Walker__91]

PheonixSC in the background: Hmmmmmm

[@Brick118]

Me milking a villager: 🗿

[@Ruhrohman18]

Me next :)

[@gamer_glenn5438]

Huh ​@@Ruhrohman18

[@Fakiee_animatez]

Omg did I get cu-

[@rashan6629]

If you want bookshelves, just loot a stronghold. One library will get you about 4 stacks of bookshelves. If you do this, you’ll have all the books you could possibly need for villager trading and anything else.

[@JetSetDman]

"i wanna see squid milk" -jaymoji, splatoon player

[@Deadfurr]

nononononono 😭

[@EpikCarp]

It all fun and games until you realize you can milk a baby zombie or villager.

[@normalcry]

skip tried to milk the baby villager he failed

[@ShwappaJ]

The FBI, the CIA, and the NSA all want to know what they're witnessing

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

The creeper milk is just a bucket of propane

[@Navoral]

"Hey Dan, wanna show us your milk" 12:15 huh, sooo... who's gonna make a compilation of Skip's out of context videos?

[@S-Blox]

*10:15*-*10:24* too

[@S-Blox]

*8:09**-**8:15* Village Daddy

[@simplyrevolting9907]

Putting these three together is like watching a modern day Three Stooges istg

[@ImThatGirl101]

When they sent the dolphin up into the air with shulker milk the only thing that came into my mind was... "So long and thanks for all the fish!"

[@ItzWafflezzPvP]

Dad is finally back with the milk! 🥛

[@mcpenguin001]

Alex: ...

[@And-So-On]

Skip the tutorial knew when he milked the villager.

[@Samantha.K.S.Simpson]

The "Bambooed" effect for the Panda Milk should've been called, wait for it, wait for it... *_"Bamboozeld"_* or however that word is spelled, it's a funnier word than "Bambooed"

[@anonymousanonymous4574]

This reminds me of the April fools voting update and one of the vote being any player can not be milked lol

[@wasnexhere]

10:30 love how the cave-spider did a lil dance before skip punched it

[@corpseboytommy]

Skeleton milk? ... *Sans' theme starts playing*

[@gellgy7895]

“Now we can access the utters” is crazy 😭

[@dying2survive298]

15:15 “So long and thanks for all the fish”

[@osprey1645]

Came to the comments looking for this.

[@MMJtaPenguinandDuckSmacker]

This is the most questionable mod

[@C0NTR0L_]

I love Coca Cola flavored cats. The taste of the bones is schrumbous

[@Eemeraldore]

"Hey there, banana. What's it like in New York City?" Who remembers that?

[@keithseybert7187]

DANANA (for context, failboats banana costume.)

[@maskyquerode3939]

Spi-der Milk! Spi-der Milk, Makes you do what a spider can! Look out, here comes Doug Dim-ma-dome.

[@lucaswiese6]

Wait, If milk clears effects, why does mob milk GIVE effects?!?

[@nemesis041]

Probably coded so it clears previous effects before it gives its own effects

[@principal_Of_The_Thing253]

Normal milk gives you the effect of having no effects

[@randy_hato]

think about this way normal milk's effect is to get rid of effects

[@principal_Of_The_Thing253]

@@randy_hato that's literally what I said

[@NubbyDubby]

there was a moment in minecraft history, in wich, you COULD milk squids... Thats ironic

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

4:00 enderMAN milk? THIS IS NOT M-

[@_Razor_2.0]

😂😂

[@plaguelord22]

You forgot Hoglins and Zoglins

[@SeaScutes]

The turtle one should be called Scute’d and the witch called bewitched

[@Kema_Champion]

i guess miguel ohara keeps a spider for milk so he can keep his powers.

[@justand0nlyjayy]

everybody gangsta until yo homie milks you in minecraft

[@user-im3th4ps9p]

Runs at mother with bucket *right clicks*

[@Big-Image]

"KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!" - AdamRodriguezGamez

[@Spazzboy911]

at 15:09 are you telling me no one said "So long and thanks for all the fish" even once????

[@osprey1645]

That's exactly what I thought.

[@dorecorder27]

this man collecting white liquid substance from mobs with hes trusty iron bucket

[@SoggyOpossum]

Cow and squid milk are the only cannon minecraft milks

[@yeetusdeletus9818]

You can now milk….. Alex

[@crazy-Cookie-kitty]

I love this trio soooooooooo much

[@alenazhao815]

Hi! This video was HILARIOUS!! Love it!! Happy New Years everyone, too!! May God bless you❤

[@OhYumiii]

people who have a nuclear bomb in their basement 👇

[@CamRex10]

Don’t tell the fbi

[@MeatyBoyUnofficial]

Aw dang you got me 😔

[@aydentellier4460]

Spider milk spider milk does whatever a spider milk does

[@user-ur1ug7ce4r]

can we have the world download to this? it looks really fun to mess around with, and i would like to be able to do it myself.

[@TheGambrels]

at the start in stead of saying "smashed burger" he should have said ground beef

[@Dr_Pumpkin64]

im prolly gonna download these lmao

[@user-qs4qt6qt3n]

He became "ground beef"

[@Life_of_Q]

We all just watched this man milk almost every minecraft mob. New low

[@user-nd5qy2ix4u]

Now i can have zombie dinner with a zombie beverage

[@dirkkrohn1907]

Hope you and yours have a happy and safe new year Skip.

[@infinnitly]

6:11 yes. yes it is. you are correct.

[@leonshirogane5541]

fail boat is best guest 100%

[@utimas1696]

The villager milk 😂

[@Deapp]

never expected failboat and jaymoji to be in a skip the tutorial vid

[@mrminty1965]

Do you see? Banana man? Hopping over on the white hot sand?

[@siancummings1236]

Jay moji and fail boat and skip the tutorial was a splatoon and Minecraft Collab I would never expect

[@osprey1645]

That dolphin was like so long and thanks for all the fish.

[@Star_gazer-yt]

6:12 when you eat at taco bell

[@affannow16]

The Milks are sure cool but our minds aren't

[@spazzydog100]

lets hope there isnt player milk

[@S-Blox]

Yummy

[@SANA_SWEETHEART]

6:51"THAT'S STRAIGHT UP CHUG JUG 👹" is never gonna get old

[@_The13thDoctor_]

Fun fact: Squids used to be milkable.

[@cassandrakoenig6191]

uhhhhhhhhhhh what in the h_ll cursed

[@boknows51680]

WHERE IS SNIFFER!!!

[@Brunorulesyes]

For short period of time you could actually milk squids!

[@blueshky]

Being friends with a bob's burgers voice actor is pretty cool!!!

[@ImposterTurtle]

Oh cool you can milk a squid again wait… you can also milk villa-

[@YuniqueCarandang]

15:38 the turtle milk should have the turtle master effect

[@RazorSharpMC]

Remember when squids used to give milk

[@elenitatolentino5707]

The squid milk is just nostalgic

[@GREENTEA-AESTHETIC]

i wonder how does the milk produce from mobs?

[@ethanos6868]

You were too busy to figure out if you could milk any mob, that you never considered whether you should.

[@SuperFan_Nbr1]

0:29 ok, how do you make custom skins like that i really need knowledge

[@teenageblues935]

Skip missed a joke at the start. He could have said ground beef

[@gachaofthegalaxy915]

The squid should have given milk since when it was added to minecraft it could be milked

[@Trynopolis]

2:27 Of course he does, he plays Splatoon!

[@cuberman5948]

fun fact: in the past, you can milk squids

[@YoutubeCrowned]

April fools update