Minecraft, But You Enchant Every Time You Craft...

[@Bionic]

thanks for watching! support has been amazing, lob u guys :D 💙 (also if u liked this video, check out McBirken's Manhunt video with the same twist [he let me do it] here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZq9iayQarKkfMk

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You cool

[@iamxfrosty]

Luv u dude 😘

[@QuiffYT]

what if i enchant my feet

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 1910

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helllo quiff

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Hi quiff

[@nightsdzn]

The feet will turn blue like the like button 😃

[@geode7779]

Zombie: I like ya cut G Bionic’s armor: You dare apples me you mortal (Uno reverse) I like ya cut G Zombie:OOOF (13:09) :)

[@GEVids]

BIONIC WITH THE DOUBLE UPLOAD?? 🐐🐐

[@eli.therealone]

First reply lmfao

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Yes (I love your hamood choice videos btw)

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Halo

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Yes

[@ananmayasamal]

Omg you

[@austinfiregaming9740]

*BIONIC I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! (In weight)*

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That's sad

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And i amm your biggest fan in PHYSCO s

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Lmao

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Bionic doesn’t realize this, but he makes everyone’s quarantine better!

[@raxanimations7215]

Iron golem : one of the strongest mobs in Minecraft Bionic : I just smacked him with my log

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Padhai karle bacha

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@@cosmocitron6564 OK bro

[@powermusic9921]

@Epic mlg Sanic no its just saying to study my child

[@jawav1246]

#2 time telling Bionic to make an enchanted book with Baldness V and to put it on his head/Steve head in Minecraft.

[@cadensindeldecker5422]

Bonc pog

[@mightygamer6344]

BONK

[@chi7000]

Bionic:" i think we literally broke all of them " The last crystal: Am i a joke to you?

[@greenbean5415]

I was about to do comment it was the first time he didn’t spawn next to a village lol

[@marielisr2099]

I was just abt to ask why did you not do it 💀

[@Ember292]

@@marielisr2099 lol

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Hi

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Haha

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Bro this would be insane in hardcore

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This guy doesn't realize that bionic liked his comment

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@@chrisblake6291 ik

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Thanks for being a great creator during this pandemic

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Virtual hugs to all!

[@KokoLive]

Thank you strange creature 😂

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@@KokoLive lol

[@Timesolid]

Ty

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Thx bro!

[@AnonymousMC]

Double upload?!?! Insane!

[@shajigeorge3511]

I see you everywhere. Do you like have a bot commenting for you or do many people just have the same name and pfp as you? ---or maybe it's councidence---

[@thylonrismigorisminist4364]

@@shajigeorge3511 they have 243 comments on Bionic video

[@shajigeorge3511]

@@thylonrismigorisminist4364 no not just on bionics videos, I’ve seen this dude on another video..I think it was one of bright side's latest video about the 10 space sights this year. Even though I am subbed to bionic I don't watch him much because I'm not much into Minecraft challenge videos so I know that I’ve seen this dude some where else. Or he is just a bot.

[@M.C.C_5]

Me going to a enchanting room The enchanting table : what would u like to enchant? Me : I would like to enchant my toe The enchanting table : huh

[@brayhan7990]

To the 1% of people who see this, I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe and healthy!

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Ok

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Thanks

[@DELVITHERAPTOR]

same, you too bro!

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Thx

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That’s 77 million ppl

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"I just smacked him with my log..." *"that does not sound PG at all"*

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...

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I had to read the second part to realize

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....

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I-

[@StikbotStreet]

If the bread has infinity, will Bionic have unlimited bread?

[@defenestration8]

Remember back then when you could enchant a Poppy with Knockback and Fire Aspect, those were the days.

[@brunokaszubatokozak4968]

i have a prot IV sword

[@idklol4921]

Those were the days when you can enchant anything with anything

[@jenniferthistle9336]

Loved them

[@jenniferthistle9336]

Now, the silliest thing is fire on wood sword

[@catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728]

i have sharpness X helmet, feather falling II sword, and an axe with... ...Aqua Affinity Bane of Arthropods V Blast Protection IV Channelling Curse of Binding Curse of Vanishing Depth Strider III Efficiency V Feather Falling IV Fire Aspect II Fire Protection IV Flame Fortune Frost Walker Impaling V Infinity III Knockback II Looting III Loyalty III Luck of the Sea III Lure III Mending Multishot Piercing IV Power V Projectile Protection IV Protection IV Punch II Quick Charge III Respiration III Riptide III Sharpness V Silk Touch Smite V Sweeping Edge III Thorns III Unbreaking III

[@IAimTrainer]

Your videos always are extreme never going to end 😂

[@alfredmoreno2842]

Who else wants to see the UHC version

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Enderdragon: *dies by accident by attacking bionic Bionic: suffering from success

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no ones probably gonna click this tbh but it would appreciated if you check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGbOqZaAhNGejqM Thanks and enjoy

[@KokoLive]

Here’s to me hoping that Bionic gets OP stuff🥤

[@FuturisticBrandon]

Bionic: And I have luck of the sea... on a stick? Huh

[@beautyy0126]

CNN News: "Florida man broke the rule of minecraft by digging straight down"

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TapL belike: I see you're a man of culture as well

[@matthewmurray133]

Bionic: oh this silk touch cobblestone does not work Me: I’m pretty sure silk touch does not work on a dead bush

[@advaiths.pillai7484]

I love the part when he always glitches whilst trying to escape the End 😂

[@Dokapop]

“I just smacked him with my log” Bro I’m dead

[@StuPlayz]

7:45 bro cut the video and diamonds appeared! 🤣

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Always Say this if u need Luck "GongGangGingGang" "manyaymanyay

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Wrong spell

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XD

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The Luck Of Getting heart From Bonc Is 0.0000000000001 I think

[@trashvideogameplayer3549]

Bionic: Lets kill the dragon with our rose! Me, who plays Hypixel Skyblock: Flower of truth?

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Bionic: we break Minecraft in every video The most beautiful line by Bonc

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As I’m watching a video this notification appears.

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Same

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Same

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Yup.

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And you watch it

[@shhhhh799]

Anyone else realazied skeleton 360ing 😂 4:56

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I was just watching you troll your frend in a speed run

[@MenacingKiwi]

Literally Seconds ago?!?!

[@MenacingKiwi]

A heart from Bionic🤯🤯🤯

[@phantomdelta9430]

4:55 that skeleton trickshoting lol

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“Yo, they throw enchanted” Me:

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no ones probably gonna click this tbh but it would appreciated if you check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGbOqZaAhNGejqM Thanks and enjoy

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Bionic is really a veteran He called the poppy a rose

[@azrielgonzales8572]

OH MY GOD IS THIS REAL?! actually all KZbinrs that I really watch (usually my favorite ones) uploads on my birthday THANK YOU BIONIC FOR UPLOADING THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@mid-20s]

It is so amazing that he is at 2. 4 million subs i have been around since 350k i am so happy and proud of you MR 2 BRAIN CELLS

[@lev6023]

First day getting a heart from bonc

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first day of this auto generated comment bot commenting

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Your about to

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Day ????? Of commenting until he notices me PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEEEEE BIONIC BOOMER

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We will support you

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“I wanted to kill him with my rose” Rank unlocked:Vetaren

[@2perimeter]

This is insane bro, you can enchant you wheat seeds and one shot

[@masterfranz4747]

Plot twist: the wheat is a bedrock sword with 99 sharpness

[@Followerofjesus125]

I was just watching one of your videos and I saw this I clicked so fast

[@rah.jjared]

No biggie just casually eating enchanted bread 5:34

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4:26 "My arrows have protection" me: *lenny face*

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I love your videos bionic

[@alois621]

Wow, You are getting 10k subs every day POGGGG

[@Avya_Is_Into_Multiplefandoms-]

That means he could get to 4 mil by The end of this year pogg

[@thegamingrexy2023]

In nearly every new minecraft video he says Bionic: VILLAGE LETS BULLY THE BALD MAN YEET

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The comment section when its not early: *nOrmAl* Comment section when its early: FIRST, O, E , FIRST, SECOND

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Your not creepy *sike*

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Are we just going to ignore the fact that in the thumbnail fortune was on the chesplate

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Me : goes to creative mode two seconds before i die . Bionic : patiently waits for himself to die

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OMG this is my first time ever being early because I wake up too late lmao

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no ones probably gonna click this tbh but it would appreciated if you check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGbOqZaAhNGejqM Thanks and enjoy

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imagine getting a heart from bonc

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Bionic is Such A Minecraft Nerd

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Day 53 i think of telling bonc i love him no homo by da wey

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Who is HIM?

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Bionic

[@Keaganchret]

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests; then, recognizing each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and started walking briskly in the same direction. "News?" asked the taller of the two. "The best," replied Severus Snape. The lane was bordered on the left by wild, low-growing brambles, on the right by a high, neatly manicured hedge. The men's long cloaks flapped around their ankles as they marched. "Thought I might be late," said Yaxley, his blunt features sliding in and out of sight as the branches of overhanging trees broke the moonlight. "It was a little trickier than I expected. But I hope he will be satisfied. You sound confident that your reception will be good?" Snape nodded, but did not elaborate. They turned right, into a wide driveway that led off the lane. The high hedge curved into them, running off into the distance beyond the pair of imposing wrought-iron gates barring the men's way. Neither of them broke step: In silence both raised their left arms in a kind of salute and passed straight through, as though the dark metal was smoke. The yew hedges muffled the sound of the men's footsteps. There was a rustle somewhere to their right: Yaxley drew his wand again pointing it over his companion's head, but the source of the noise proved to be nothing more than a pure-white peacock, strutting majestically along the top of the hedge. "He always did himself well, Lucius. Peacocks ..." Yaxley thrust his wand back under his cloak with a snort. A handsome manor house grew out of the darkness at the end of the straight drive, lights glinting in the diamond paned downstairs windows. Somewhere in the dark garden beyond the hedge a fountain was playing. Gravel crackled beneath their feet as Snape and Yaxley sped toward the front door, which swung inward at their approach, though nobody had visibly opened it. The hallway was large, dimly lit, and sumptuously decorated, with a magnificent carpet covering most of the stone floor. The eyes of the pale-faced portraits on the wall followed Snape and Yaxley as they strode past. The two men halted at a heavy wooden door leading into the next room, hesitated for the space of a heartbeat, then Snape turned the bronze handle. The drawing room was full of silent people, sitting at a long and ornate table. The room's usual furniture had been pushed carelessly up against the walls. Illumination came from a roaring fire beneath a handsome marble mantelpiece surmounted by a gilded mirror. Snape and Yaxley lingered for a moment on the threshold. As their eyes grew accustomed to the lack of light, they were drawn upward to the strangest feature of the scene: an apparently unconscious human figure hanging upside down over the table, revolving slowly as if suspended by an invisible rope, and reflected in the mirror and in the bare, polished surface of the table below. None of the people seated underneath this singular sight were looking at it except for a pale young man sitting almost directly below it. He seemed unable to prevent himself from glancing upward every minute or so. "Yaxley. Snape," said a high, clear voice from the head of the table. "You are very nearly late." The speaker was seated directly in front of the fireplace, so that it was difficult, at first, for the new arrivals to make out more than his silhouette. As they drew nearer, however, his face shone through the gloom, hairless, snakelike, with slits for nostrils and gleaming red eyes whose pupils were vertical. He was so pale that he seemed to emit a pearly glow. "Severus, here," said Voldemort, indicating the seat on his immediate right. "Yaxley ¨C beside Dolohov." The two men took their allotted places. Most of the eyes around the table followed Snape, and it was to him that Voldemort spoke first. "So?" "My Lord, the Order of the Phoenix intends to move Harry Potter from his current place of safety on Saturday next, at nightfall." The interest around the table sharpened palpably: Some stiffened, others fidgeted, all gazing at Snape and Voldemort. "Saturday ... at nightfall," repeated Voldemort. His red eyes fastened upon Snape's black ones with such intensity that some of the watchers looked away, apparently fearful that they themselves would be scorched by the ferocity of the gaze. Snape, however, looked calmly back into Voldemort's face and, after a moment or two, Voldemort's lipless mouth curved into something like a smile. "Good. Very good. And this information comes ¨C " " ¨C from the source we discussed," said Snape. "My Lord." Yaxley had leaned forward to look down the long table at Voldemort and Snape. All faces turned to him. "My Lord, I have heard differently." Yaxley waited, but Voldemort did not speak, so he went on, "Dawlish, the Auror, let slip that Potter will not be moved until the thirtieth, the night before the boy turns seventeen." Snape was smiling. "My source told me that there are plans to lay a false trail; this must be it. No doubt a Confundus Charm has been placed upon Dawlish. It would not be the first time; he is known to be susceptible." "I assure you, my Lord, Dawlish seemed quite certain," said Yaxley. "If he has been Confunded, naturally he is certain," said Snape. "I assure you, Yaxley, the Auror Office will play no further part in the protection of Harry Potter. The Order believes that we have infiltrated the Ministry." "The Order's got one thing right, then, eh?" said a squat man sitting a short distance from Yaxley; he gave a wheezy giggle that was echoed here and there along the table. Voldemort did not laugh. His gaze had wandered upward to the body revolving slowly overhead, and he seemed to be lost in thought. "My Lord," Yaxley went on, "Dawlish believes an entire party of Aurors will be used to transfer the boy ¨C " Voldemort held up a large white hand, and Yaxley subsided at once, watching resentfully as Voldemort turned back to Snape. "Where are they going to hide the boy next?" "At the home of one of the Order," said Snape. "The place, according to the source, has been given every protection that the Order and Ministry together could provide. I think that there is little chance of taking him once he is there, my Lord, unless, of course, the Ministry has fallen before next Saturday, which might give us the opportunity to discover and undo enough of the enchantments to break through the rest." "Well, Yaxley?" Voldemort called down the table, the firelight glinting strangely in his red eyes. "Will the Ministry have fallen by next Saturday?" Once again, all heads turned. Yaxley squared his shoulders. "My Lord, I have good news on that score. I have ¨C with difficulty, and after great effort ¨C succeeded in placing an Imperius Curse upon Pius Thicknesse." Many of those sitting around Yaxley looked impressed; his neighbor, Dolohov, a man with a long, twisted face, clapped him on the back. "It is a start," said Voldemort. "But Thicknesse is only one man. Scrimgeour must be surrounded by our people before I act. One failed attempt on the Minister's life will set me back a long way." "Yes ¨C my Lord, that is true ¨C but you know, as Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Thicknesse has regular contact not only with the Minister himself, but also with the Heads of all the other Ministry departments. It will, I think, be easy now that we have such a high-ranking official under our control, to subjugate the others, and then they can all work together to bring Scrimgeour down." "As long as our friend Thicknesse is not discovered before he has converted the rest," said Voldemort. "At any rate, it remains unlikely that the Ministry will be mine before next Saturday. If we cannot touch the boy at his destination, then it must be done while he travels." "We are at an advantage there, my Lord," said Yaxley, who seemed determined to receive some portion of approval. "We now have several people planted within the Department of Magical Transport. If Potter Apparates or uses the Floo Network, we shall know immediately." "He will not do either," said Snape. "The Order is eschewing any form of transport that is controlled or regulated by the Ministry; they mistrust everything to do with the place." "All the better," said Voldemort. "He will have to move in the open. Easier to take, by far." Again, Voldemort looked up at the slowly revolving body as he went on, "I shall attend to the boy in person. There have been too many mistakes where Harry Potter is concerned. Some of them have been my own. That Potter lives is due more to my errors than to his triumphs." The company around the table watched Voldemort apprehensively, each of them, by his or her expression, afraid that they might be blamed for Harry Potter's continued existence. Voldemort, however, seemed to be speaking more to himself than to any of them, still addressing the unconscious body above him.

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@@cosmocitron6564 stop promoting your own channel in the comment

[@miminuevo3504]

Idea: Make a series or smp about this!

[@darkphoenix0578]

Life of Bionic: 3, 2, 1 VILLAGE

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Bionic: “This is MADNESS!” me getting memories from madness combat: I remember it....……

[@brianmoore5907]

?????

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tricky dj

[@itsmealt8864]

15:06 Bionic: wait is this gonna break the egg? Game: The egg broke cuz it touched the cactus Me: Yea it totally broke the egg

[@xD-eq9ej]

Bionic: you guys probably know why Me: I don’t know why, because I have ONE BRAIN CELL

[@Bored_Molly2]

Fun fact:Redstone spawns at the same level as diamonds.So if you see Redstone,that means your on diamond level

[@faarw8484]

Normal people when they se thumbnail: oh a new video pog Hypixel skyblock players when they see thumbnail: he is crafting hardened diamond armor

[@PrimaryCarton51]

*Uses silk touch on a dead bush* Nope *Uses shears* Yep

[@rongtongchen8289]

15:05 wow bionic this is how you get the egg, i am impressed

[@einishlime3991]

also video idea:Minecraft UHC but i secretly used all my op enchantments from my previous UHC videos

[@kaolemutoti2919]

Zombie trys to kill bionic Bionic : u underestimate my power

[@Gokublqck]

bionic:lets finish this stack of stone. me: bro you just missed DIAMONDS

[@charliedavies5651]

14:39 when you think you’re tricking people saying you killed her with the armour when you clearly hit your sword😂

[@guruvandananand5426]

idiot he had thorns on his armour lol have you even played Minecraft before nobody can be this dumb lol holy watch the clip AND LITTERALY SEE HE HAD THORNS god bruh he didn't even hit him with the sword (he tried but It did not work, you can cleary see that)

[@EpicestRobloxGamer]

Bonic:WE HAVE FIRE ASPECT ON OUR AXE THAT IS SO LIT Me:was that a pun?

[@janellewis7274]

There is a secret achievement, if you kill all enderman in the end, I think you should get it.

[@odie8307]

Legends says That Bionic Still Want To Give the Dragon Rose!

[@atishayjain6348]

Is no one gonna talk about how cool enchanted ender pearls were looking 😮😮

[@meamwigahiga8730]

bionic:rose rose: i am a fricking poppy

[@pixelated-000]

If somebody says this isn’t the best channel I don’t know what is. It posts my favorite game and Bionic also posts him playing mods! He made me laugh. I’m joining the Cyborg Army.

[@kingducky1]

THIS IS INSANELY COOL

[@ybrloganfn]

This is the new enchanting method...

[@andrius8302]

Patison to bring back random craft

[@GermanGeneral826]

Nice video bionic

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This is what dream considered his "speedrun luck"

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7:10 bonk needs you🤣😂

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BIONIC ay are you big fans ever!!!

[@datawave_gd]

So is no one gonna talk about how that just skeleton 360'd Bionic? *but he died anyways.... R.I.P* 4:56 btw

[@x._rose_.x9600]

Bionic can you beat Minecraft as an Enderman pls

[@victorgetubig872]

Gong Going Gang

[@matthewmurray133]

Bionic: i have to use my rose Me: ITS NOT A ROSE THIS AINT 1.1 ITS A POPPY YOU MEAN

[@ubaid_jamal]

3:55 flower of truth to all hypixel skyblock players

[@cocermap4499]

Bionic: I wanted to Kill him with my rose Me: ees not shiny rose, ees shiny poopy

[@moonwalker9001]

Ive never seen a cyborg be so happy because of a stick

[@Savitakishore]

His Pick: and that’s the day I left him

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Bionic always get that gongoggogogogogogogogooam luck

[@hanjini6021]

Bionic killing the skeleton with the flower reminded me of the flower of truth in hypixel skyblock

[@gangideas]

Bionic when he see a wired thing:"nani"

[@LargeHadronColider]

2:49 *OH dude his pissed his pissed I just smacked him with my "log"* me: *I thought this was family-friendly*

[@coltermathews]

Bionic: WHAT IS THIS ARMOUR. me:your dad