Minecraft if SPEEDRUNS were TOO HARD

Minecraft if SPEEDRUNS were TOO HARD.....the story about a Minecraft speedrun if the game didn't enjoy speedrunners.....
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[@Evbo]

When speedrunning, please think of the villagers before you act. Enjoy the story!!

[@anaxolotlboi65]

Ok

[@InsertPizza]

Your videos are the best

[@abbas7509]

@DinarCandy-36⤵️ bro stop

[@lindalin2968]

Your videos are so good

[@anaxolotlboi65]

@DinarCandy-36⤵️ omg why

[@seawattgaming]

That’s right you think you’re gonna take my bed?? THINK AGAIN BUDDY…

[@Terragaming]

i know how to! its called "hacking" (im jk obviously)

[@Ak473times]

@kina🔞 🤨

[@Ustjanggut]

@Red 🧢 ohh you I saw you in Stevee video you comment like this to Stevee

[@samratdayshey]

@Red 🧢 shut up

[@samratdayshey]

@@sapphire5475 none

[@Theface-lb7en]

Evbo: "Welp time to delete this world and start over in a new one" Villagers: "😟 wait what"

[@andrewramlall3560]

XK-Class end of the world scenario

[@flammabletoast7251]

"I've got a good feeling that this is gonna be a good speedrun" *Proceeds to waste time by staring at everything*

[@amethyphoenix]

A) It's a fake speedrun and B) It's part of a story

[@MINHHOANGND0903]

fun fact: you don't need to kill the dragon to complete a speed run, it's just return to the overworld from the end that counts

[@_C4rnage]

Gunn actually it’s to get the advancement “Free The End”

[@EL.-CHZ]

so the villagers literaly wasted their time and the players win?

[@MINHHOANGND0903]

@@EL.-CHZ the villager jumped to the portal so they win the speedrun, the player didn't

[@Rip_Ayden91]

@@MINHHOANGND0903 No they don't hhave achèvement s

[@salsichareverso]

@@_C4rnage At least in a normal category, there's a category called "bedrock perfect seed" where it Just glitches to get a end portal Block and place it right when entering the end

[@john98765333]

Technically, if the villagers beat the Enderdragon in your game, It would count as your speedrun, lol

[@bobthebacon3163]

bear the ender dragon?

[@hythmlhbb]

@@bobthebacon3163 he meant beat, autocorrect is trash

[@bobthebacon3163]

@@sapphire5475 none

[@idk2167]

@@sapphire5475 0

[@Animeedits1736]

Ah yes bear

[@nethercrocodile5859]

Player: *Confident to get the world record* Also Player: *Passes Nearby Tree*

[@animatedxool2319]

2 bots, damn

[@idk2167]

@@animatedxool2319 one time i saw a comment with 8 bots

[@RedMurder]

@Furll if u spawn near a village u go to the village first as it has wood.,stone beds and more if ur lucky

[@kareno.laking6912]

Bro wtf

[@loganboi2166]

honestly basically no speedrun gets a tree at the beginning ( i think)

[@VestedUTuber]

"After I jump through this portal, the speedrunners are no more" Oh, they'll still be around. They'll keep coming again and again and again. They will take your beds. They will kill your golems. Over and over and over. They'll just find new ways to get around you. Or through you, if that's what it takes. You may have won the battle, but in doing so, you lost the war.

[@knox9739]

Why did my village in my world dont spawn any golem again after i kill them? Is that a bug and i suppose my villager number and house is already enough to spawn one

[@gren-mt4hu]

yes

[@camdynbrozowski5994]

4:00 fake minecraft speedrun be like

[@le9038]

imagine if someone decided to prank an entire chat of a twitch stream and did this.

[@le9038]

@Red 🧢 i like my garbage.

[@sparrowEP]

@Tiki Nalsan you should probably get banned off of youtube

[@sparrowEP]

@kina🔞 you should probably get banned off of youtube

[@coyote_gamer2002]

@Red 🧢 you don’t even have any videos

[@IsThatJed]

SO MANY BOTS

[@poke_ms]

After the end of speedrunners: The villagers found out, they aren't able to do much without the players. The starve and starve, they painfully sleep on the ground. 4021: The end of minecraft Now, creatures roam the planet. Creepers, spiders, and animals survive. No sight of any people. This was a mistake, this is all a wasteland now.

[@zhuguoyan9577]

Until the players came back with vengeance with a click of a button the game has changed the speedrunnes full with anger kill the villagers and spread their attacks The iron golems tried their but failed with only a fallen rose on the ground The lava was all covered up by water and even the lava in nether was not safe Until we meet back with evbo and the 1st village Ethe villagers beg for mercy but even fued by the anger puts the sword in this head killing him as a new dawn exists the pillaged and players join forces

[@drive9395]

@@zhuguoyan9577 I wish that would happen

[@EL.-CHZ]

well im happy about that i alr destroyed 4 village so far

[@Ilovemyfans3333]

no they get taken to a tradeing place

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

10021:Minecraft remade. 12021:Minecraft is *round*. 20021:Minecraft has infinite luck in some seeds. 21021:Quartz weapons and tools get added.

[@aadarshroy3216]

After seeing actual speedruns, let me tell you, compliance does not apply in speedruns. They'd kill the villagers, break the iron Golem's blocks, kill lava with water and force spawn blazes.

[@askelad21]

Speedrunners are evil

[@FenLupimo]

that's fricking true Lmao

[@STB4G]

Kill the piglin and take the pearls

[@TrollFaceHmm]

@Username

[@FoxSlyme]

I can imagine all of this except force spawning, how do you do that?

[@lexcentrique2554]

If I ended up in such situation I'd abort the speedrun and enjoy the awareness of the NPCs.

[@aadarshroy3216]

I'd just kill them and continue the speedrun

[@knox9739]

@Scaramouche will dropkick u just use "hit and block using shield tactic" ez

[@jkt8336]

and then a long term world player joins, enslaving the villagers and making iron farms, forcing them to work non-stop, the villagers knew they shouldn't have retaliated the speedrunner, but it was too late...

[@xFlame.]

@@sapphire5475 -100

[@leximadrigal8693]

every day I enslave villagers

[@tanishquesoni7334]

You are talking about grox

[@goldscape6875]

Villagers: **locks bed in bars, thus forcing THEMSELVES to sleep on the ground** Also, the guy could have jumped through the Portal before the Nitwit did

[@dragonwings8610]

or kill the villager

[@mus170]

@@dragonwings8610 the butcher had an iron axe and the fletcher a crossbow tho

[@dragonwings8610]

@@mus170 me with netherite armor: I'm about to ruin this man's career

[@mus170]

@@dragonwings8610 but at this current time ur in evbo's shoes

[@dragonwings8610]

@@mus170 well he could bridge up and kill em before the golem comes

[@jetstreamversal7870]

Imagine just going straight and make the speedrun easily and realize that the villagers have already done it for you

[@m0destuffs94]

3:52 when the speedruns get too easy

[@mazendude7420]

I like how Evbo is able to make the mobs talk, like that’s so funny! 😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😆😆

[@godofsomething1237]

should have just murdered the villagers with the iron sword you found for their beds since you wouldn't need their trades anyways

[@yolandagonzalez4569]

Yeah

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

A nether star enchanting table dragon head 3 diamonds and 40 emeralds for my andisite stairs ●_●

[@benurm2390]

Villager: you can't take my bed Evbo: *doesn't use his sword to kill the villager and take the bed* Lava block: you can't take my lava Evbo: *doesn't use his water bucket to turn the pool into obsidian*

[@snakecoderscratch2716]

golem: you can't kill me Evbo: doesn't build higher/destroy the golem's build

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

Piglin: you can't have my ender pearls. Evbo:doesn't put on gold and kill the piglin

[@jasonsu4600]

4:19 You can see the portal to the end cities.

[@vulcanx8769]

Evbo technically beat the game because the dragon was slain with no cheats

[@fearlessbaba6141]

5:09 my favorite

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

Mojang: due to bugs involving villages having iron bars instead of doors, villagers npw spawn in mansions mostly, not villages to get back at them Villagers: what

[@TheStormRX]

That sword he got at the beginning, waiting to take out those villagers:

[@giridharasainerella6060]

I’m just proud that the mobs learned how to fight back I hope this feature is added I’m done seeing mobs suffer

[@sapphire5475]

Let's see how many subs I get from this comment..

[@poomon.h]

-_-

[@ChameleonRC]

So you’re expecting… a sheep… to fight back??

[@poomon.h]

@@ChameleonRC lol that'd be terrifying

[@gamingforbad5533]

If this happens then I will quit

[@hourglass-pastor]

Alternate title: Minecraft makes you beat the game the way you're supposed to

[@BrbDanny]

Love how the run was dead minutes ago but he keeps on insisting he can, "still save it"

[@Excaliburx25]

Villager: Oh no... what have you done? Me ascending into Creative mode and using /kill: What I should have done years ago.

[@firroxfox]

when it come to such situations, the only way is to use force on the village; outsmart and exterminate the iron golems with pro-combat techniques, and the helpless villagers would not have any other choice but to surrender their resources.

[@pandalikeanime]

Every time Evbo uploads it gets better, Is it just me?

[@ericslifeadvice11159]

not just you 😂

[@dashingcatto]

I love how there are 3 p*** bots in this comment chain, lol

[@aperson6637]

It’s not just u

[@kaylaxtoca]

@@titufarena4070 eww kids are watching this plus kids are not young enough for 👹👹x shut h

[@kareno.laking6912]

Wtf

[@jellyaxolotl7429]

Camman : big guy more like little guy- *dies* Evbo : little guy more like tall guy *runs in fear*

[@ReefChong]

Alternate Title: When mobs are smarter when you speedrun.

[@PikaJolt]

Who else watches Evbo when they’re bored?

[@anaxolotlboi65]

Me lol

[@barbielover6798]

Me

[@ksherif9]

Me

[@godlylion6857]

Me

[@user-Ityrirz]

I look forward to his content

[@rinnegan9459]

I love your Minecraft videos keep up the work

[@MaximusUnder]

@@titufarena4070 FUCK OOF

[@MaximusUnder]

@kina🔞 YOU TOO BINCH

[@MaximusUnder]

@DinarCandy-36⤵️ YOUR NOT SAFE EITHER

[@Obsidianeyes431]

That speedrunner was very polite. He just accepted it when he couldnt do things like get beds.

[@kedar0977]

Evbo : How am I going to get beds now? Me : Consider showing the villager the iron sword you got from the Blacksmith

[@WHOISJAYFRFR]

lol edit: bro the villagers and iron golems are making a come back!

[@wetfire7371]

Villager: DON'T TAKE OUR BEDS! *5 sec later* Player: Kills the villager.

[@lailaching6531]

I like villagers but these villagers are bad

[@ashraftarig3163]

I like how he always opens two doors other than one. Lava: You can't use me get obsidian Evbo mines obsidian from lava

[@zakeeshaikh8758]

No he got from chest of village in cut i think

[@RobloxKid123]

You forgot the parts where the village is guarded by a bedrock edition wither and the end has 5 enderdragons that can instantly kill you with their breath

[@EndyDino]

Lol

[@neonmem8826]

uh what? *is literally leading a warden army*

[@RobloxKid123]

@@neonmem8826 The wither in the village : Finally a worthy competitor, our battle will be legendary. Last words before dying to the wardens

[@neonmem8826]

@@RobloxKid123 lol

[@friendofedvinthom9978]

Plot twist: we were actually tricking the villagers to speedrun for us

[@WMarshallFan]

2:11 lol,there's literally a desert temple,LOL. XD

[@SairinEarthsea]

I thought this was just going to be a funny skit but it turned into cinematic. Nice job.

[@santigramersousa4617]

And this is how Minecraft was destroied by the trollers, memers and moders, the end :D

[@cking4869]

I mean, the goal of a speed run is for the game to be beat, not for specifically you to beat the game, so depending on when the villagers beat the ender dragon, that could be world record

[@aazimsulaiman]

@@sapphire5475 0

[@Benzs24k]

its all fun and games until the villager realizes that evbo could just create a new world XD

[@mazinisber4248]

Yes, I fully agree. Villages loot, bartering and world seed, all are random. It is not fair to achieve more than a pro speedrunner who does not have luck on his speedruns.

[@anaxolotlboi65]

Nice

[@masterslasher6102]

Fun fact theres a one in a trillion chance to find a fully filled end portsl

[@GodzillaGaming14]

Iron golem: I can build!!! Me, an intellectual: *digs down*

[@sk8rxyz994]

Evbo: I’m going to steal your bed Villager: nah I don’t feel like it ima kick u out Evbo: nah I got an iron sword earlier so give me the bed Villager: OK OK HERES YOUR BED Evbo: ima kill you anyway Villager: NOOOOOOOOO

[@chibigaming163]

"after the aftermath of the counter speedrun incident, Villagers now have the tendency to speedrun and have caused a major AI code violation and destroying the speedrunning essence of Minecraft, The villagers soon become tired of speedrunning, and made Minecrafts active players drop drastically to only 756 players remains in the game, The villagers knew they did something that is their fault, So they decided to override the game to send notifications via email to the players, but accidentally removing the end in the process, No players are online anymore, and the villagers realized that players are needed to defend their own village, all the villagers die, And this is when Minecraft dies" -Worst ending (ik my narrating abilities suck, pls no hate :') )

[@UrityUiopGamer]

more like the players delete minecraft, so they die too

[@legendgodmyth]

Is it just me or does you day get better when evbo uploads?

[@Music_Catter]

Evbo: NOOOO- Ad: hey wanna buy some champoo?

[@RedHextic123]

Villagers be celebrating till the player goes to creative mode

[@ShadowPlayZ9660]

3:57 actually, there is a chance for a end portal to spawn with all the eyes in it, though this is really rare

[@UrityUiopGamer]

NO SHIT WHAT

[@UrityUiopGamer]

WTF IS END PORTAL NO WAY

[@ShadowPlayZ9660]

This is true bruh

[@UrityUiopGamer]

@@ShadowPlayZ9660 WOW I DIDNT KNOW Bruh I know 1 in a trillion chance

[@ShadowPlayZ9660]

@@UrityUiopGamer ok

[@alicastro2119]

Now Ebvo has died along with every speedrunner in the world, only changing his credit card balance to create a new account will save him now...

[@aadarshroy3216]

the unexpected deaths would get video games banned, so the villagers would be erased from existence. Are they that stupid? Never let nitwits make decisions. Got minecraft as a whole banned from society.

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

Grox be like oh heck nah

[@somerandomhumanbeing8064]

Villager: "Goodbye >:)" Evbo: "NOO-" Ad: *join our bank!*

[@arturdias8462]

I don't like speedrunners, but I loved this story!

[@WitherRage]

This was awesome! I'm not a speedrunner and I break villager beds (only if I'm moving the villagers) and I kill golems for easy iron :P

[@heroftime4975]

Technically the villagers actually helped him speed run because you only need to jump through portal to beat the game

[@Sock3rWasTaken]

No, you have to kill the ender dragon

[@zhenia6244]

Well done villager. Now you're the speedrunner. U have to bare the curse of robbing ur Villages and, taking their beds and killing Enderdragons in multiple worlds until you beat the 1speedrun record.

[@hokie2323]

Villagers in the end: We will stop you Evbo: Noooo!!! Me: Jumps through the portal before they finish their speech

[@DashPlayerYT]

Villigers are actually right cuz every speedrunner just takes their bed and they sleep on the floor and speedrunners also kill the iron golem when he just wants to be friends thats why he has a rose

[@neonmem8826]

I killed a iron golem while it was infront of a baby villager I ate the baby later

[@Ashexnet]

Sheeeeeesh

[@DankerEagle-lr3qj]

Alternate title: Villagers fighting back against speedrunners

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

villager : stop! your not allow to take m- me : "proceeds to massacare entire village" guess you didnt hear im also a supreme villager annilhator

[@AzcalPlayz]

U Should've Added A Scene Where U Kill The Villagers Or When They Jump On The Portal They Break The Code Villagers Are Not Supposed To Win The Game Unless U Bring Them In

[@babyyoda2019]

This was a great video, Every time your vids get better.

[@richard93030]

@misyah s CAUGHT YOU IN 4K 720FPS

[@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue]

If that would happen Dream's whole career would be ruined

[@ljade2285]

1:10 smartest iron golem ever

[@disguisedpuppy]

2:45 captions Waffle pool

[@arnavnandan]

When you realize you have a iron sword from a chest..

[@drewwassel3367]

“Stop being lazy and go mine obsidian the real way” well technically, excluding generated structures and chest loot, the real way to get obsidian is to pour water on lava so the lava suggested that Evbo should do the exact same thing that it said not to do.

[@gnomeee114]

Ah yes the villagers decide to lock up their beds with a block easily mineable to anyone with a stone pickaxe

[@rhinogaming69]

Thank you for constant uploads, your vids makes my day ❤️

[@Random_Colors]

They are Already hard

[@chayapornchaipolwat7397]

Player:There are iron bars blocking the entrance,I can’t get in!!! Easily breakable wooden wall: Am I A JOKE to you?

[@weibot2.0]

Love how he just accepts their rejections and doesn't fight or mine

[@rich_gamer0667]

It's always wonderful when you upload, keep it up

[@obie-0-zzz]

Hi guys

[@sunandmoon2315]

congratulations ad, you just saved the speedrunners!

[@Brenton_pranks123]

It was funny how evbo sounded when he yelled no

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

I miss the times when these videos had lore and had many parts to it

[@rorre_rorre2]

plot twist : the speed runner then goes into creative an nukes them

[@neonmem8826]

can i come*is holding a 500 tnt torpedo*

[@melindaromero2151]

@@neonmem8826 the villagers be like: ahhh Frick here we go again

[@neonmem8826]

@@melindaromero2151 k a b o o m

[@melindaromero2151]

@@neonmem8826 iron golems: hold my cup imma go kick that speedrunners butt

[@neonmem8826]

@@melindaromero2151 me summoning 12 ender dragons: D I D I S T U T T E R ?

[@catpanda7831]

legit the speed runner had an iron sword he could’ve killed that villager

[@_Aarav467_]

Evbo- they lock up their beds Me- just break the walls they're wooden planks

[@chaitanya0007]

You know just create a new world and use some commands for normal villagers

[@unityfazer8263]

CAN I GET SHOUT OUT

[@Bloxfruit100]

That fact evbo didn’t even see the desert temple

[@vaga2016]

Evbo:**says lava pool** Subtitle: *WAFFLE POOL*

[@yasir7146]

First

[@galixypawerpack]

Yes

[@trhd1710]

BRO WHO CARES

[@yasir7146]

@@ProfessorProfesorman joe

[@yasir7146]

@@trhd1710joe

[@obie-0-zzz]

@@trhd1710 @Mono stop being mean

[@gamerguy7926]

Evbo when he says he can’t get beds if the villagers don’t let him take them: Sheep: am I a joke to you?

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

Villager: now I will beat the game and destroy speed runs. Evbo:noooooooooooooo grox: practicing how he's gonna torture the villager

[@_S1MPL3]

The villagers just have a good gaming chair.

[@anthonyryker3591]

I think that if this actually happened,all players would stop playing and the villagers would slowly get erased from existence

[@kareno.laking6912]

Bro just made speedrunners a menace to Minecraft

[@rodelmacandog452yearsago6]

The "NOoOoOooO!!" At the end got me lmao

[@goodnightgameplayz0527]

...mum get me my Minecraft now, just some villages to DESTROY.