Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE

Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE.....the story about a world where updates for Minecraft were really bad.....
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[@Evbo]

Who agrees I should make the next Minecraft update....

[@brentwenzelbreva2831]

me

[@figfag60]

YESSIR

[@coledayeetsports]

Yessir!❤

[@Ridwanhimat777]

Ok

[@G.O.D_Steve_Edits]

Me times one million

[@seawattgaming]

When is Minecraft putting me and Evbo in charge of updates?? We will fix this game. Make Minecraft great again

[@atoadonyoutube274]

No Just no.

[@Quixblender432]

Hey seewatt I wish u can make 2D minecraft plz!

[@yomikey0117]

Maybe i was wrong about you, Your not crazy. Your Batshit Insane

[@myumiruu]

If seawatt and evbo owned Minecraft ? Yessir I'll play Minecraft 24/7!

[@michaelcoolkid8741]

When you mine every tree in a world

[@koolkatzjoey1717]

Seawatt: this is 2D Minecraft. Paper Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?

[@thewither6499]

You forget terria

[@Ewremen]

@@thewither6499 No he didn’t, he just has a brain

[@ritzanimations8062]

Seen mineblocks yet it was made by zanzalan

[@TheRedGhost_]

Terreria: AhEm

[@nezons]

@@thewither6499 -100 social points

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

Is it just me or did I realize that Evbo is casually giving Mojang ideas.

[@Itsme_Kazu]

Same bro they be giving updates for mojang

[@calebgamer2000]

is it just me or did he upload the video 3 days after the annoucement

[@elenaxing5730]

Good point

[@Xeyes22]

I shoot pls no

[@YanGao-2022]

I know

[@Pugg-Gaming]

tbh the level one would be good if it was an OPTION, it didn't start out super easy, and didn't end SUPER HARD (and the dirt looks cool)

[@Gramerr]

It's good for a map instead of an update

[@Pugg-Gaming]

@@Gramerr true

[@breadd9253]

theres 10,000 levels..

[@layanyounes6379]

​@@breadd9253so?

[@RobloxKid123]

My favourite update is the level update - it would be a good concept if it was optional and didn’t have like 10,000 levels

[@RobloxKid123]

OMG a heart from Evbo

[@OldHeadPrez]

​@RobloxKid123 I love you and you love roblox just like me 😊

[@prof.kumasatou543]

Evbo: God how do we even get job from mojang, we're so terrible at this! Mojang: No, No, No... Actually we like that cave

[@logpogger9506]

But then I had a very good idea. I used F5, see using F5 made me see a whole new perspective and I now had a new idea for a Minecraft update

[@GreyJackJack]

1:38 Paper Minecraft: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@ew5021]

Alternate title: How 1.20 was really made Edit:there is a chance that my title will be in the video

[@nanuqo2006]

Me when i refuse to read or listen to any official information about how the update will be bigger than shown

[@Nehalfrfr]

Will Ted is dart wandos

[@rarehyperion]

Pretty sure we are already currently in a if minecraft updates were terrible world rn, they don't really listen that often to actually make really good updates lol

[@nanuqo2006]

You have the attention span of a goldfish

[@rarehyperion]

@@nanuqo2006 Wouldn’t of guessed, I kept comparing myself to you and I couldn’t see a difference, Damn! Oh also just to clarify for a lot of people: Goldfish don’t actually have an absolutely terrible attention span so it isn’t really an insult in any way or form lol

[@nanuqo2006]

@@rarehyperion I was aware when i wrote the reply but I didn’t see the point to avoid spreading a widely expressed idea that would continue to be propagated even if I chose not to

[@Angelthewolf]

Nobody stops u from going to mojang and making updates urself, if u can‘t do that u don‘t have the right to judge mojang

[@nanuqo2006]

@@Angelthewolf Usually I wouldn't agree with this sentiment but Mojang have been consistently doing major content updates for a decade old game, they dont deserve shit talk because they cant add a billion features per week

[@HamBoga123]

Alternate title: How Minecraft Updates Are Made

[@Angelthewolf]

Then go to mojang and do it better

[@Szukiyken]

@@Angelthewolf agree 👍

[@Inactivechannel-r6]

@@Angelthewolf ok I will, wish me luck!

[@shawnvassiliades3109]

Seawat : this is 2D Minecraft. Terraria: am I a joke to you?

[@dirtbagpoteddirt8202]

its not a joke its a painful truth

[@fizzyfilms7411]

“Why don’t we all just say random words…. 3… 2…. 1…. GLOW-SQUID”

[@Arkivfoto]

The moobloom

[@ircalisthenics7502]

I love "did the wither spawn yet?" That part had me dieing 🤣

[@Firedgoose69]

Me too

[@TheRedGhost_]

(Insert spongebob showing patrick why he's wromg meme) "We ran out of ideas for the update!" Minecraft players: -Vertical slabs -Fireflies -remove baby demo- I mean baby zombies -make minecarts faster -REMOVE THE CRACKS - *GIVE COPPER AND AMETHYST A REAL PURPOSE* - *UPDATE BIRCH FOREST*

[@thehypericecube]

4:02 “There is dirt everything” Path Blocks : Am I a joke to you?

[@EmadAriyan-nu1bm]

That's basically dirt designed

[@00001Htheprogrammer]

Iron golem:

[@foxstorymyanmar5217]

Yoooo, if Evbo work in Mojang studio, Minecraft will be the best game in 2022!

[@Clusie]

“Minecraft if Updates were terrible” Minecraft 1.19.1: hold my chat reporting system.

[@KwikBR]

it was 1.19.2, and it was a good update it added allay duplication

[@Clusie]

@@KwikBR 1.19.1*

[@The_Raymond]

2:00 He Would Survive Because There Are Blocks In Front Of Him To Prevent Him From Dying

[@siddharthgogoi6837]

4:37 that is actually happening 😲 they are actually adding those things in Minecraft

[@hakkesaelger]

Thats the joke

[@john98765333]

I'd consider extensive chat recording with the ability o get permanantly banned from multiplayer a pretty terrible update.

[@technoo6925]

Love this video evbo

[@raythebiguy]

this aged well

[@filmed_by_pey]

yes! I’m so glad you posted! ❤❤❤

[@crazyanimations2097]

"This is a good idea but we can't just add one block and call it an update..." "A block AND a mob vote" "Best. Update. Ever."

[@PeyGamer]

#2:01 turn logs into planks then build wall with them, run past them ,punch one off the side and run, dig down

[@meltdownO-ev9tq]

Cool

[@marychristyshackelford5595]

If everyone gonna ignore the noob prison thing?! I mean, the LOREeEEEE

[@dragongamer4210]

I see so you guys are responsible for that update

[@ozgamerab8780]

Instead of making all of Minecraft 2d, you could perhaps add a map option that allows you to play Minecraft 2d

[@Abby-el1qf]

ITS CRAZY THESE VIDS YOU MAKE!!! I luv these kinds :)

[@linkhascrashedhhhhhhh]

1.19.84: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@andi-fmz]

It needs to be called the the jungle update

[@coolburgur]

when evbo was in the 2d update he could of builded up when he got stuck between the creepers

[@limhockkee463]

Spawn in the air for no reason It happened a lot

[@asdfr5669]

Plot twist evbo didnt know what to do in lvl 10000 cuz he skipped all the side quests

[@the_cute_kitty]

I mean isn't this just the normal game?

[@AshaRani-is7kk]

2:45 my pain after he didn't save 😭😭😭😭

[@muaytu]

3:18 did anyone see a middle finger in the background

[@Truewolfguy]

I saw it

[@muaytu]

@yourmom84759 in The Backgrpund

[@izuyi242]

Where?

[@muaytu]

@@izuyi242 i literally just said it

[@muaytu]

@@izuyi242 3:18 in the baCkGroUnd

[@nejihyuga3917]

Yeah the the 1.20 mobile would have been good if it wasn't the sniffer that was added literally what is its use I want a valid argument explaining how the sniffer is more useful than the rascal

[@joe6870]

Dirt update doesn’t look too bad

[@manibajaj5197]

1.20 update is actually bamboo blocks and basically bamboo everything!

[@ShobeTheDog]

@Evbo I love your videos keep up the hard work

[@Dumbity]

Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE Updates now : the title describes them

[@sebastienroy1575]

Bee update be like: am I a joke to you?

[@Victoria_Huot]

That update also added the new villages

[@Axel_Mallory]

The aquatic update: made yours worlds slightly more wet

[@meofcourse5988]

4:43 BEST UPDATE EVER

[@johndesacada9893]

BEST UPDATE EVER

[@IFindRareMinecraftThings]

Now it is a real update

[@evaalcantara9580]

That's must be why 1.20 has no name.

[@NaraSherko]

Evbo: i've never seen minecraft in 2d before! Paper Minecraft has left the game

[@itstocamimi.]

Evbo: Putting bamboo into a block isn’t a upda- SeaWatt: And we will do a mob vote Evbo: BEST UPDATE EVER

[@yizeng4739]

Great video evbo like always

[@steenymobiny]

Bamboo rafts are going to be in the next update

[@welywelym]

Ahhh yes a creeper in the day

[@ishanbiswas4560]

Mojang: Well, good update ideas for April Fool...

[@jonasames1909]

Evbo you should do a video about if greifers took over the world 🌎

[@victoriagomez5790]

Evbo if those are your best ideas then no way.

[@figfag60]

WOO A NEW VID

[@ariztheackee505]

Minecraft updates: Always this bad, even worse.

[@xtrinity0680]

Very nice video. Much love

[@thecinnamoncrew]

2:16 New 3Ds Moment…

[@DatSillyDuckMan]

3:50 AAAAAAAAAAH PTSD FLASHBACKS

[@superking100]

Me before watching: "Oh so you mean the 1.20 update right?" Me after watching: JINKS!!!!11!!one!

[@ilovevideogames347]

"it just took me 30 years to replace the endstone with netherite blocks" me:so are u on 2050? how is 2050

[@杨薇-h3n]

First bro

[@octopus_72]

you're seventeenth

[@bibekdas7449]

LoL Never let Evbo and Seawatt inside MOJANG office!

[@nuclearfallenking1920]

First

[@octopus_72]

you're fifteenth

[@nuclearfallenking1920]

@@octopus_72 oh ok

[@Invalid-user13k]

Oh yes I remember this video especially the dirt part

[@jamesheaton249]

Bro predicted the future 💀

[@Tobphi]

I love how that's literally the 1.20 update xD

[@ImRyze15]

You should've made this in the Infinite portals update so the portals color change

[@sassy2020C]

that wasnt an update it was for april fools

[@masterweird]

you named it wrong, it should've been called Minecraft if UPDATES were BETTER.

[@O5_CounciI]

2D mode would actually be a good Minecraft update, but only if it’s a mode you manually turn on when starting a new world, it would be bad if 2D just replaced regular Minecraft. Like how you can toggle super flat mode, it would be like that.

[@andreashuebner7670]

Him: 2d Minecraft Griffpatch: Oh come on!

[@Sourena05]

bro literally humiliated the whole mojang company in 4 minutes 💀

[@andreashuebner7670]

Him: n00b update Me: **Flashbacks**

[@Mr_Nook123]

Huh? This is just a normal Minecraft video

[@croissantcoke]

not bambo blocks and MOB VOTE, "Bambo blocks and a llama." *EVERYONE EVER:* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@dazai_osamu9201]

Evbo is in a good mood today, he's giving everyone hearts

[@OmOmar-we6wm]

Ur the only one who hasn't gotten a heart XD

[@nowh_8808]

@@OmOmar-we6wm OOF

[@Superscoper20h2]

i thought that dirt windows would be dirty, but their as clear as can be.

[@puppies4546]

Thank you Evbo for the bamboo!!!

[@Unknown-ThankYouForSubs-]

Evbo:This is the same just theres 2 Trees Seewat:no theres a desert biome Me:*only seeing a little of it in the corner and thinking it's a lake* Pls Like(not forcing!). Like goal 🔟❕ 👇

[@marinosbelehris1395]

YOU CAN'T MAKE A GAME "THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD"

[@alisiddiqui7216]

They say bamboo blocks and stuff like that and it’s came out is insane

[@WhiteTimee1929]

What a menace What a menace What a menace [repeat]

[@vaibhavmaurya2889]

"since we all smell like ass, none of us smell like ass!" - me

[@Thisguy0187]

Update idea: - Give dogs armor

[@valterardo19]

Actually the new update is the archeology update with the sniffer

[@musicgamingkid9208]

4:34 THIS GOT ADDED IN 1.20

[@lucaybarra1710]

0:21 Level update 1:33 2d update 2:23 Save update 3:12 caves and cliff v3 update 3:49 noob update 4:29 bamboo update

[@andi-fmz]

There should be a evbo and a seawatt update

[@painpega]

alternate title: minecraft.

[@Solonoid]

the funniest thing is that he could have stepped on the pressure plates, the tnt would have fell

[@grenieryohanceinfantepan7914]

I think you should add an ender boss at the end city living in a mythical structure and create the dimension for the warden portal.

[@ThatOn3Dinosaur]

The dirt uptade would be great for april fools.

[@tandris1085]

But what is funnier that the bamboo block actually got added...

[@teddy-qs2pu]

“wait, this is a parallel universe?”

[@bagelnine9]

Oh, but don't you know... THEY ARE.

[@NebulaAccount]

"If updates were terrible" 1.19 wild update.