Minecraft Is Trying To Kill You!

Join The Discord! / discord
Could you survive being in Minecraft? No you can't silly! In this very @GameTheory inspired video we find out why Minecraft is basically the most uninhabitable game ever!
This video is fully researched, written and edited by ME!!! Any similarities to other videos like this is just a coincidence (it made me cry a little)
Members got to see bits of this video early ;)
/ @craftymasterman
Music in Order:
Walk Through the Park - TrackTribe: • TrackTribe - "Walk Thr...
SP770 - ivorycello: • Mythrodak - SP770
Rumbling Waterfall (Fall Guys) - Jukio Kallio: • Rumbling Waterfall
Rude Buster (Deltarune) - Toby Fox: • Rude Buster
Bubble Loop (Jackbox) - Andy Poland: • Y.D.K.J.: Binjpipe Bub...
DnB (Fall Guys) - Jukio Kallio: • DnB (Drum & Beans)
King Kaliente (Super Mario Galaxy): • King Kaliente Theme - ...
Jelly Castle - MDK: • ♪ MDK - Jelly Castle [...
Bourree on the Board (Cuphead): • Cuphead DLC OST - Bour...
Pandora Palace (Deltarune) - Toby Fox: • Pandora Palace
Flying Beagle - Himiko Kikuchi: • Himiko Kikuchi - Flyin...
What a Wonderful World - Auvic: • What a Wonderful World
Horologium - ivorycello: • Horologium - Mythrodak

[@CraftyMasterman]

Guys... i didn't forget that pistons could push the player. I intentionally didn't mention it and even implied just BLOCKS like brooo you guys are literally the mf "but cwafty" bit AVATARS BY The4thAD!!!! kzbin.info/door/YSNWDLq8vczZbuj0lgmm7g

[@cevloAlt]

Lol

[@aqua-bery]

I love your little character he's so cute!

[@unlisted5474]

Just wanted to say water can flow down infinitely and if you do everything perfectly you can have one water bucket go across the entirety of a minecraft world. One cubic meter of water is around 1 thousand kilograms. So we would get one septillion kilograms from one water bucket. That is pretty heavy. Happily steve e is the strongest force known to man

[@unlisted5474]

Yeah please don’t ask me what I did with my life I will have nothing to say

[@dandabossthesecond3599]

lol lanigiro erom saw ti dne eht ta tub ,yroeht emag ekil saw ti trats eht tA (backwards writing glitch lol)

[@MrCube6]

Never realized Redstone was THIS dangerous! Insane video!

[@mreltrut5565]

How radiated are you???

[@uiinpui]

@@mreltrut5565 very

[@vitia2285]

@@mreltrut5565 not very

[@SUPREETH.]

S

[@someonecalledrichardthehuman]

Never close to intoxication .....for now

[@RandomGuy03]

Craftys editing is what’s killing us, not the Minecraft world (great editing btw looks sick)

[@sibymathew3252]

ok anyone understand anything lol

[@azulamazighberber]

You're righ- **dies** bro i said **dies** im dead go away

[@wiggle143]

Still more coherent than maxor

[@naianetwork2609]

IT'S PROBABLY THE CONTROVERSIAL CHAT REPORT SYSTEM.

[@Mine-pv1de]

Good. But very fast

[@bomono3973]

This is genuinely impressive. as a university graduate who took physics, I can say that the ability to just throw out units, and make them make sense in such a quick timeframe was incredibly impressive. Especially explaining watts and watt hours in such a succinct and effective way. The way that scale is explained despite the breakneck speed is really easy to follow, and I can say that I've never consumed a piece of media like this before in my life. I just want to give you some credit for making something so effective.

[@Person-fq1uf]

but how do you just convert from watts (a unit of power (which is energy use over time)) to kilowatt hours (a unit of energy (derived from the amount of energy used with a certain amount of power over a certain amount of time))? just wondering as a random idiot from youtube

[@tdog_]

Your forgot ONE important factor (excluding the fact that steve isn't human in a world that does not properly equate to the real world): Steve is superhuman. He can carry so many tons of solid netherite blocks (37(64*27*204280)+netherite armor+shulker boxes) Just the blocks weigh about 13,060,846,080kg! Steve is so strong he could definetly survive the piston and the gravity and the uranium and everything! Steve is the most powerful video game character EVER! Oh and the piston is WAYYYYY stronger if it can also lift steve with all mentioned above

[@diabIok]

yes

[@anonymoususer8982]

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@roboticgames2989]

dont forgot with nbt data you can put chests inside chests so steve can carry inf mass....

[@tdog_]

@@anonymoususer8982 u are the definition of a 9 year old. from the username to they way you type. im not a nerd. im a minecraft enthusiast

[@basdejong1598]

Even worse, you can fill your inventory with shulker boxes filled with netherite blocks.

[@MonocleMC]

Man, Steve is one strong dude to withstand that gravity.

[@Xephyra]

Dude, think about the elytra. Just casually lifts a player carrying 27 shulkers of netherite blocks, or about 9530887680 kgs and cruising in 3gs at such high speeds.

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

@@Xephyrasubstitute that netherite with waters spreading pushed to the extreme…

[@SpringonMC]

the editing is making me go 200 miles every second, its really good but may be too fast

[@enkvadrat_]

He could half the speed and I would still watch the full video

[@jonirubik5374]

No no no I think it’s perfect He even could cram even more information in (At least in my opinion)

[@giuthais]

I have to watch his videos at 0.75x speed or I won't be able to catch everything 😭

[@jeremywoolley]

Too fast, yes!

[@justarandomwoof2247]

Me watching at 2x speed:

[@TheAquaAuthor]

Netherite is an allow comprised of Gold and an element only referred to in game as 'Ancient Debris'. It is highly suggested through the properties of this metal that this element is actually *platinum*. The compression of Carbon into Diamond seems like a good concept, but the properties of Ancient Debris point toward a metal rather than a crystal.

[@olillin]

Love the editing and new resource pack, gives your content a very unique style

[@MaybeGamerLV]

Yes

[@therealgamingfire]

i belive its the bare bone texture pack?

[@Hjjja]

@@therealgamingfire it is!

[@jimmified]

@@therealgamingfire nice observation!

[@PriggarGaming]

Hello mumbo

[@Phillip_Anatra]

You missed something. The average distance form the surface to bedrock is way less than your calculated radius. How will that affect the density of the world? Update: I suppose since your gravity calculations match the games code well enough, there must be an explanation. Maybe the void under the bedrock is insanely dense, which would also explain why it kills you when you fall down there.

[@-aid4084]

My theory is the world is a Dyson sphere.

[@artiomboyko]

The void is not there, it was just coded in the game as it was easier Actually, the bedrock continues deeper and deeper until you get eight times closer to the center of the Minecraft world, where the bedrock ceiling is covering the Nether The Nether is eight times closer to the center, so when you get down there with a portal, go _d_ meters in one direction (i.e. _8d/r_ radians around the center) and get back up with another portal, you pass _(8d/r) × r = 8d_ meters in the Overworld, i.e. 8 times further. Everything matches

[@Phillip_Anatra]

@@artiomboyko Fair enough

[@davidarvingumazon5024]

@@artiomboyko Hi

[@MrBurningGarbage]

@@artiomboyko By that logic, the world border isnt there either, since minecraft is intended to be an infinite game, but coding limitations caused the worlds to be not infinite, which would mean the world would be infinite.

[@CaptainTimeStories]

This one was so much fun. The calculations were spot on and the editing was pure lulz.

[@2520WasTaken]

Great analysis on the piston's power, but you forgot one important factor. Netherite blocks are not affected by gravity.

[@Tom3sYT]

he's got a point

[@TrideGD]

This video was such a journey lmao I had no idea that that material thingo was in bedrock, now I kinda wanna play around with it lmao

[@DragonMCYT__]

AYO I DIDNT KNOW THAT YOURE INTRESTED IN MINECRAFT

[@tuna862]

since steve can carry millions of kilograms, can eat infinite amount of food and it doesn't need to dispose, he can eat an entire steak in seconds, can survive falling thousands of kilometers with just water, and most importantly, made out of cubes, he must be a very strong mutant man because of that radioactive redstone!

[@HyCat]

What if you're on bedrock edition and put shulker boxes of netherite blocks into 12 chests and move it with a piston? Pistons must be 64x27x27 times stronger

[@ghostbanana7661]

poor piston man

[@Shillabritish]

Ok now calculate the houses of electricity

[@M_1024]

* 27x27 times stronger

[@HyCat]

@@M_1024 oh yeah

[@iogamesplayer]

With bundles, it will be a little more ;)

[@primescoreredstonetutorials]

This editing is legit amazing, well done! It's been really neat to watch you grow over the years, good luck:)

[@Zerahu]

I've been editing for a couple years and there is no doubt this has taken ages! Well done man fantastic video!

[@Owen322]

There is no way this doesn’t go viral the editing is insane

[@caspermadlener4191]

There is probably a lot of material being lost when crafting netherite, so netherite wouldn't be four times as heavy as gold. Also, blocks are definitely not solid, because they can be made smaller (in item form), so what we see is just a paperthin outside layer. Objection! You forgot suffocation! Well, it is completely dark inside a block, so seeing anything inside is just an illusion. This makes for crazy lore.

[@theodorteo1657]

4:57

[@ollystolly3111]

But cwafty, the world is hollow after about 200 blocks down anyway because the void is there…

[@decasphere]

Editing was so brilliant on this, great work and very useful to know 👍

[@szupertntakos5000]

7:47 was that sound when the block transformed the sound of cahnging a bearing's rotation with a connect tool in scrap mechanic?

[@wiggle143]

Maybe, might also just be the spyglass sound

[@imthefatherofyoutube7993]

Cool vid :) Insane editing!

[@musikid_official]

Congrats on 100k! Just subbed an hour or so ago. Great content!

[@gamerbath7921]

I love the new editing style. Keep up the good work!

[@angusquigley3713]

High production value and entertaining 👌 keep it up :)

[@righthandman7330]

The well-crafted/nonsensical ratio of this video is unbelievable

[@cc_smooth]

This man is definitely a front bencher in school.

[@alfiejackson8229]

So you’re telling me Doc and Marty could’ve used restone instead of lightning to power the Delorean

[@wobblestone3148]

This guy's editing always feels satisfying, I can see this video getting tons of millions of views

[@Factsfromjimmy181]

Craftys manages to be our childhood and after years he still is one of the best KZbinrs on the entire platform!

[@tdog_]

You have posted 174 videos and are most likely a stolen channel or are just lying to get people to subscribe. If ya really want people to think you have 0 videos then you should probably start a new channel

[@asdwqrew124]

finally the bots realized how good crafty is and started commenting under his videos

[@racsolagrup]

7:39 Expanding on redstone's colour, the unknown element has parts of purple in it, and if you mix that with the yellow (for the oxidized uranium), you get a cross between red and brown, so it matches redstone even better than your average oxidized uranium!

[@junglejuicejuno]

Steve must be one of the strongest fictional characters since he can carry 2,368 Anvils at a time in 3x the earth’s gravity and he can still jump a metre into the air If the anvils were 226kg that would come to around 535,168kg and that’s only with earth anvils god knows how heavy minecraft ones are, steve could very easily throw the statue of liberty across new york

[@ProPixel]

Crafty I am impressed!! This video has everything Netflix needed but doesn't have yet, the editing the scripting the EVERYTHING this is the best video I have ever watched! thank you.

[@enio3698]

Here from mumbo jumbo video even though i watched you before the video

[@mehdithezer0_985]

yoo

[@ebsolas]

Something to remember is that when you heat diamonds they evaporate. If netherite is just a super diamond then it'd lose a lot of mass due to the smelting process. Not to remember the lost mass of the impurities.

[@mr_bluemouse]

this video looks like my mind, one time I am thinking about how big the minecraft planet is, next I am thinking about pearl cannons, and then I am thinking about the realistic weight of Netherite 🤣

[@getoutofmywalls]

Cool vid bro (even tho I haven’t watched it yet lol)

[@getoutofmywalls]

Yes now it is

[@NightPupperz]

I djd

[@miguelalarcon1618]

Cool video

[@simboi3682]

love the way you dumbed it down enough but not too much for me. great story telling and wasnt to fast nor slow. all round an amazing video. keep up the good work!

[@Jeffra_010]

Love the new editing style, keep it up!

[@ItzPancake231]

CwaftyMastewman

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

I did the math, the amount of energy from circuit unit 1 on a redstone circuit carries a little more than a 4th of a kiloton of TNT…

[@andybrennan6788]

That was such an awesome video!!! Omg I love this new style of content. Keep it up 🎉❤

[@day3425]

This man just taught us whole classical physics in one video about a silly item inside a silly game.

[@ikrk1717]

Let’s intentionally forget levers are just a random rock and a tree branch

[@zyansheep]

This must be the lore behind the Minecraft parody song "Redstone Active"

[@TheAlienDoctor]

Amazing video! Cannot think about how long this took to edit xD

[@IdioticSandwich]

You forgot that Steve, not matter if the gravitational pull is 3 times greater, can carry and entire inventory (along with his off-hand) of shulker boxes, each one filled with netherite blocks, and not getting muscle cramps while running and jumping normally

[@Zappr]

I now understand what some people feel while watching redstone videos

[@ImCrowned76]

This guy needs to be my physical science and math teacher

[@thiagokawano1618]

You also forgot the ammount of carcinogens the player would be exposed by smelting with coal, or the ammount of dust in their lungs after a long session of mining.

[@emeraldhamster]

God I was expecting you to tell me that the addictive nature of the game is killing me irl not that mess of equations

[@RedIsntHome]

The title just sound like a title MatPat would use on his Game Theory videos.

[@theodorechiou2886]

holy this is such a good video, the bonkers conclusion is amazing. also your avatar is the cutest its been !

[@shadowrobot77]

The big G part can be used in a "out of context" video

[@ColliefarmerYT]

nice man keep it up idek what all those equations do

[@RngGm]

You forgot that the player can hold several universes in its inventory

[@pixel0818]

i learned more from this than my physics class (amazing editing btw)

[@slothtamer513]

0:35 flat earthers when they see a frisbee VS people with brains

[@gotkreemedstudios]

You put more effort into this video than all of my assignments combined

[@itzgalactica]

I love videos like this, short funny videos going in-depth on dumb topics that turn out really interesting!

[@miciagaming7323]

i know how painful editing is and the amount of editing in your video's are insane it'd probaly take me a year or something to edit this with such high quality

[@jarvis1076]

You see, steve can survive many things such as- explosions, poison, swords, punching a tree, and carrying all the netherite he wants

[@NCKirito]

Woah. That was a lot of Math and.. Physics. I think that's enough studying for me today..

[@lolicanadian]

For reference, the total thrust of all five Saturn V engines at lift-off was about 35 million newtons. A single Minecraft piston, from a physics standpoint, can impart 6.2 times more force than the first stage of a rocket designed to achieve escape velocity. Also, thermodynamics: lava never cools down even when it rains, it can incinerate almost anything except for netherite, and yet, you can safely pick up a whole cubic metre of it using an ron bucket, store it in a cauldron without destroying either it or anything around it, and carry it around without setting your pants on fire. All water evaporates instantly when placed in the Nether, yet, _you_ don't and can walk around in it perfectly fine. Fire consumes oxygen (or any oxidising agent) and requires a fuel to burn; yet netherrack burns forever even if placed in a sealed, nonflammable room, and even if you're also trapped inside. Let's face it: neither physics or thermodynamics can explain Minecraft; but magic can.

[@elanspacedelannee]

4:39 is like the same as this: lonsdaleite. Lonsdaleite is also more pressurized and heated then diamonds on earth. Lonsdaleite is found by meteors

[@Fybinex]

I learned more from this video than i did in school sick editing btw

[@enlillebitteorm3837]

BUT CWAFTY I see some problems here: 1. The player probably has some very strong skeleton and mussels because that exact ancient debris’s you talked about that the prison has can Steve lift a LOT of with shulker boxes so the increased gravity wouldn’t be an issue. 2. You made a small point at the end of the video about how powerful redstone was at signal strength 1 but redstone signal strength 10 for example doesn’t make pistons move netherite blocks faster at all. 3. This point might be incorrect I don’t know that much about radioactivity but that mystery element that is in redstone whistle bound to the uranium and carbon might neutralize the effects of the uranium. Great and intreating video tho. Edit: I have left out some points like the fact that pistons can’t push furnaces because that feels unfair

[@ethandeschamps2775]

funny thing that might imply lore for the future but the glich out in the end the chibi of CraftyMasterman have normal eyes and not full red with white pupils (in the 9.07 seconds)

[@ImRyze15]

I love the png of you and us (the "but cwafty" bit)

[@AndiStudiosCEO]

And the reason the player survives all this, is because of Steve's strength, he can survive temperatures that can instantly evaporate water, he can obliterate a log in seconds, he can carry unlimited weight, and he can get killed by a baby zombie. Meaning that both steve and the mobs in minecraft are gods and the earth itself is even stronger to where the desert plants can grow strong enough to kill them. Minecrafts world is unexplainable with superbeings, an endless void, the sun literally being infinite blocks away yet you can still see it. 3 dimensions possibly gonna be 4, steve can die from low temperatures but not high temperatures, etc. It just doesn't make sense at all.

[@caseyyeow1649]

Because everything is a cube

[@alloysapien]

Mumbo after watching this: Yes, sad. But here's how to make a rocket

[@NimproductionsYT143]

The fact that the Redstone block can sustain itself suggested that it isn’t radioactive, and besides uranium 238 has a half-life of nearly 1 billion years, so we have no idea whether the Redstone is radioactive or not.

[@o-rowl4182]

GREAT video! pls make more like this one

[@ibiteni0]

omg i loveeee the tiny craftymasterman fella!! the editing is fire! >:)

[@mkks4559]

This video caused a sensory overload in my brain, cool video!

[@supaboi]

I knew basically nothing in this video but its still somehow rlly good

[@MonkFishhh]

i still think the deadliest thing in minecraft are drowneds with tridents

[@CedarA-B]

This new editing looks great Like the barebones resource pack

[@Blackearbaiya]

The Minecraft r world is only around 390 blocks thick so using surface area to convert to a planet will cause the planet to be hollow, and this affects the G constant massively. It will probably go from 3g to 0.001g or something

[@Blackearbaiya]

That’s if it’s in real life

[@LineOfThy]

@@Blackearbaiya let's assume bedrock is uber dense than

[@Larslegos]

I wonder how the game would behave if the world was accurate to earth, since it's accurate to its own world. It would make sense why each 1x1 cube seems small compared to one IRL. Minecraft characters are built different to survive, I wonder how strong a Minecraft character would be considering they can stand under all that air with no problems

[@truemori6700]

Well, the piston can't actually push bedrock or obsidian, so the mass of 12 netherite must actually be LESS than 1 obsidian/bedrock. 12 netherite weighs less than 5491 kg, because 1 obsidian block weighs about 5491 cubic kg. This means that 1 netherite block must be at most 610 cubic kg.

[@RandomMemesYT]

But crwafty, you can push a whole double chest full of Shulkers full of nether items blocks in bedrock and also you can push infinite chest minecarts

[@skeletron01]

But cwafty. 1 stick and 1 cobblestone makes a laver. This can power the piston with no radioactive substance. If you combine this with repeters then you have infinite power meaning 1 stick and 1 stone makes infinite power. You can also make a loop with repeters and power it with a button AKA: 1 plank. This single plank can create infinite power and infinite KW/H

[@killianobrien2007]

Pistons have redstone inside

[@breawen]

7:41 that "unknown element" probably has a symbol of "M"

[@evanplatteau]

That's why we don't make fancy roller coasters in minecraft

[@boomdragon478]

crafty lore: Crafty, he was your average redstoner building farms, doors and even flying machines but there was one thing they didn't know about the mystical dust known as redstone, it was radioactive and one day they were working on a farm that involved grass and since the grass was near the redstone it became radioactive and because of how much time crafty has been around redstone they were also very radioactive , while they were going to their chest to get more materials they tripped over the grass block turning them into the grass and dirt person they are now but they continued with the redstone, building contraption after contraption and they continue till this very day. (idk why I wrote this)

[@NormalMaximo]

bro is turning into matpat

[@zoomane]

I love the character art! is it a commision or by you? anyway, very cool

[@Feuille_BlancheTV]

3:55 "BuT CrAFtY, WhAT AbOUt 0 tIcKS- AAAA-"

[@Mintokara]

This video was top tier. Props to you!

[@mostsincerlypleasestoplook5025]

POV: you compress all game theory episodes together with the uranium powered pistons

[@Hectilli0n]

Legend has it the Manhattan project made its bombs from redstone ore

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

dont forget the player can fill the inventory with shulkers full of netherrite and the piston still manages it to push u up

[@iChewienya]

I expected a video about boredom and procrastinating/out of ideas. Instead I got several numbers, I don't regret the watch.

[@StevesCrafts]

You know what's even worse? Chest minecarts, because you can use the NBT picking thing to make q piston push practically infinite mass

[@adakalyoncu1913]

Minecarts with the current track system shouldn't be under estimated. When you make a turn, your radius is 0.5 meters and you go 8 m/s. a(centripetal)=V²/r=64/0,5=128m/s² and when you divide 128 to 9,81, it is roughly 13 G's pushing you to the side of the little rusty iron box that you are sitting on. Thats %30 more than the theoretical euthanasia coaster concept. Now imagine how many G's you'll pull when you are going downwards and the track just lurches upwards with well, no radius. Divide 64 to zero. And yes you can achieve 8 m/s minecart cruising speed without redstone, just by freefall and carry shulker chests of netherrite blocks on a chest minecart

[@theanonymous7221]

I like how he threw the 'activation is short' in there

[@coolstuff1959]

This video is better than quite a few science lessons