Minecraft Kids Content Is ACTUALLY DISTURBING…

[@TopuFPS]

i can feel my brain rotting away

[@rebbeca_rabbitt111]

Same

[@AtroxWalker]

Same

[@LazyBoi-x2w]

I can feel my rot braining away...Oh wait. *Dies*

[@Chark180]

Aye aye aye 😔

[@KayleeDai-p8x]

Ya

[@Phroghetti]

KZbin Kids is the one weird uncle in the family

[@Theblackmetalhead1]

Fax

[@ClockiThePinkClock]

KZbin kids is like pandemonium, when you see it/when it sees you. It will always follow.

[@Tay_died]

It's more like that little kid that's addicted to brain rot and says "skibidi" unironically

[@matchamocha-h7i]

REAL 😭

[@calebthegreat69]

Mad facts bro frfr

[@Z3N1THY]

This shit always makes me question my sanity or if I’m high

[@Ilyaisaweeb]

7:57 Iran and Russia don’t have piracy laws so you’re videos wouldn’t be blocked there…..except for the fact that both of these countries have banned KZbin

[@Skibidambaram]

Like a guy who live in Russia i will say youtube is banned but we still have copyright laws.

[@fire9303]

As a person who lives in iran youtube is banned but we have copyright laws

[@royalmaroc001]

boeing 757

[@dassaultrafale2]

​@@royalmaroc001cool (off topic)

[@oliviaengel9839]

Don’t forget lanky box bro😭💀🙏

[@Green_Kirby]

NEVER forget lankybox

[@krakenwastaken]

we should forget about lankybox

[@oliviaengel9839]

@@krakenwastaken true😭

[@oliviaengel9839]

@@Green_Kirby Fr💀

[@flewtheflow]

Bro lankybox is the KING of brainrot 💀

[@EnderThePirate]

Crazy how this Minecraft “kids” content doesn’t even happen in Minecraft most of the time

[@average-art3222]

And yet, they say it has minecraft cause it has character that is blocks... Did they never come to mind that those characters have balloons

[@I_am_spooky13]

We must purge youtube of this cringe. All of it, not just gen alpha slang.

[@Bruhman_16]

Exactly I have stopped liking comments that have “💀“ at random spots

[@I_am_spooky13]

@@Bruhman_16 respect

[@RobIoxNoob]

@@I_am_spooky13 fr yesterday I was in school and the teacher was searching for a KZbin channel and one the recommended results said: "seˣ🥵" I swear I'm not lying 💀💀😭

[@I_am_spooky13]

@@RobIoxNoob damn sorry you had to see that.

[@RobIoxNoob]

@@I_am_spooky13 I mean it was funny for like a second or two tbh at least the teacher didn't click it

[@flikkyArt]

This is what gen beta is growing with, now yes im gen alpha and probably shouldnt be talking but when i was 4-6 i was watching dantdm and minecraft golden apple irl💀

[@PrivateYT-GG]

That's me... But the content we watched when we were younger was better than now I'm losing hope for gen beta

[@BS_PROBEDWARSPLAYE]

𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓰𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪 and I grew with 5 min craft noob vs pro vs hacker vs god and monster school

[@allanorme2093]

The decline of Gen Alpha gotta be studied the first like 3 years gave relatively normal kids. Its after that things started to decline

[@flikkyArt]

@@allanorme2093 i agree

[@SebMan121]

We need to save gen beta

[@NotSoleaDroit]

6:00 the framedrop is crazy

[@lechoni]

1:24 proof that these videos actually bait kids, they don't comment

[@XuhmHolly]

2:58 my eyes hurt..

[@JenniferTheGardevoir78]

“So what you do for a living?” “Well… it’s complicated.”

[@Soggycrust]

I love you Engween please don’t get pregnant

[@firey-phoenix-games]

I'm sorry what

[@krakenwastaken]

huh??

[@celly-vq8dc]

what did you do to him?

[@richardglorioso7862]

What did you do now

[@Cubar.]

HUH???

[@emmettcongleton1445]

I miss stampy…………. Good morning beautiful world………. :c

[@DiegoSGonzalezP]

3:22 i can feel my brain shrinking down to the size of a daphnia

[@summerthetherian]

dude what is wrong with some people and why is youtube doing nothing about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

I used to love Aphmau’s content, back when she did modded roleplay type videos with actual storylines. It’s upsetting to see what’s happened. Honestly I’m so grateful that some Minecraft KZbinrs still make enjoyable quality content.

[@kelvud1244]

Aphmau content is actually that bad. It's just cringe. There are other channels that copy the characters of Aphmau's channel and do the actually weird and disturbing things.

[@shauryaveerreviewpanchal3702]

I…………………. Think ya right

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

4:08 there’s absolutely no valid reason why “Joy Has A CRUSH ON ME!?” should be nearly as long as Rosemary’s Baby.

[@LazyGuyD]

Dan and Tray might save it tho

[@greenheadnate]

It might

[@sushilsingh8996]

It will

[@thedraftingax5963]

It definitely will

[@BehIsReal]

Kids are gonna look at this in 30 years and go "ahhh the good old days"

[@BS_PROBEDWARSPLAYE]

1:47 why brain rotted that i can t even spall

[@BS_PROBEDWARSPLAYE]

I meant that my brain rotted that I can't even 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓵

[@ThatOneGuyNamedAlexOnC_ai]

How do u make that font.​@@BS_PROBEDWARSPLAYE

[@XuhmHolly]

@@BS_PROBEDWARSPLAYEmy brain is dissolving into..the brainrot pool..

[@Sewer_rat_sigma]

As a gen alpha, CREEPYPASTAS ARE LIFE. 2015-2019 KZbin was peak

[@NoN053]

Ikr and then among us was the last of peak before traoris came out of retirement

[@hellmareking]

Its also be possible that they remove all the command those are telling the truth against them or any kind of negative stuff against them

[@DiegoSGonzalezP]

0:35 thank you,i just got free brain damage and severe loss of braincells

[@colin-the-one]

3:24 ok so the mangos song was a clip from a Spanish video showing off his house and mango tree and some one thought it would it would be fire. To remix it

[@celly-vq8dc]

sometimes i’m glad that i didn’t grow up with internet access because i could’ve seen something like *this*

[@RobIoxNoob]

lucky for ya dude

[@BrothersBaseball12]

Hello this is Stampy and welcome to a mine craft let’s play video let me go on the deck and eat my cake and then the Barney guy comes out of the painting😢

[@Florrabbit]

When gen alpha are adults, this will be nostalgic to them

[@untitledrobloxobbyist]

-*what do you do for a living?* -*well...uhm..*

[@TotallyIamDani]

For those Minecraft content farm animations, I don’t know why they add “balls” on the women to represent a certain body part Like Alex from Minecraft dosent have any of that stuff I think it’s for the women to look sexy or something

[@Gel-chann]

i really hate that

[@JC_rblxgacha]

I got saved by an ad Ty KZbin for a break of kids content

[@SnowFighter001]

I had a stroke watching the thumbnail

[@Idontpaytaxeslol]

Anybody remember when minecraft videos were actually entertaining and not utter garbage?

[@skyshunts]

I miss those days

[@Idontpaytaxeslol]

@@skyshunts yeah..

[@Üser.alt.666]

DanTDM... PopularMMOS... Stampylongnose... I miss the old days... 💔

[@Idontpaytaxeslol]

@ We all do man. We all do

[@pikminfan6778]

Remember when Aphmau actually made decent content? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@hedgehog-in-the-shadows]

i can feel my braincells disintegrating

[@GeoFlame_X]

Same

[@DiegoSGonzalezP]

same

[@s-tran69]

i can feel my brain having radiation after watching the 'kids' contents

[@WinterLeafyYT]

My face is twisted into a lifeless grin as I die.

[@SpeedythehedghogofficalYT]

I think my brain just committed suicide

[@DiegoSGonzalezP]

mine just dissapeared

[@christ-p4w]

the fact that people make this in 2024 is crazy i'd rather go to mlg from 2012 😭

[@Sewer_rat_sigma]

First three years of gen alphas are normal. I’m a gen alpha and log dot zip and dantdm are LIFE

[@ThePookieSquad6969]

IKR

[@TailsRainbowsPals]

@@ThePookieSquad6969YEAH OG SQUAD HERE

[@ThePookieSquad6969]

@@TailsRainbowsPals HELL YEAH OG SQUAD CHAIN!!!!!

[@malgorzatasiemieniako3753]

Mojang doesn't allowed them to do it but they ignore so what they do is go on their computer go go ga all around and just spam m all the time until something pops out this how brainrot works

[@th72780]

like saying KZbin is not always greener on the other side just to let you know on KZbin channel content is so dumb nowadays especially Bella Wolf cause she just disrespect my homey Technoblade man rest in peace him rest in peace of soul❤

[@joaosirqueira6389]

I can't fell my brain anymore

[@FunnyGuy-l7o]

Minecraft Movie: Am I a joke to you?

[@ObamaBiden-d6n]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@fekeril]

yes

[@I_am_spooky13]

Yes black jack. Yes you are

[@Green_Kirby]

@@FunnyGuy-l7o absolutely

[@HaynesEllis]

It 100% is

[@Mustwind17]

Bros brain is going to have a revolution after he watches this.

[@BearyPlushies]

These channels makes the Minecraft movie look good😂

[@Sunnycakez]

Why does it have the devil's number as comments...

[@abby_vyy]

Aphmau was like msa but for kids version but some KZbinrs use aphmau as a thumbnail to make kids click on the video

[@ICIE_THE_TAP_DANCING_FOX]

Who remembers the old monster school from early 2016

[@Lemon10.5]

0:06 the true Minecraft KZbinrs ö7

[@AliAlmadeh-j7d]

3:46 what about the report button

[@mathiashgamer]

even if you report it youtube AI wont care

[@CaraMiddendorf]

I miss Dantdm and Stampy. Rip the ogs.

[@somethingcreative32]

Fun fact: aphmau is a real married woman. These people should go to jail along with nuxtaku.

[@danielasenanin1492]

4:20 HELP SHES STARING AT MY SOUL

[@yourlocalentertainmentchan9153]

The fact that the disturbing stuff is like that on PURPOSE makes this even more evil than the brainrot.

[@Maximus_ASMR]

Re listen to rizz records, I recommend the songs Grumor rumors, 5 nights at diddy’s, I’d buy 1000 bottles, beta males, rizzing in the moonlight and Roblox battle

[@Maximus_ASMR]

Just saying

[@familymembers8094]

My brainrot just got brainrotted

[@Starflight_21]

The second I heard Minecraft kids I knew this was going to be bad

[@jgoy10]

Bros playing minecraft while talking about minecraft

[@wolfboybroductions111]

off topic: but engween should do Minecraft horror videos at some point XD

[@andrewcullen2527]

You know, I get the "every generation has cringe" and sure Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style were not exactly...peak comedy in my generation, but at least it was like...music and somewhat normal. Like it got you to go out and do harmless goofy ahit with friends...this..i feel this is gonna make the next generation lack a lot of communication and social skill

[@Diallo-f6p]

6:04 "Hehe like and subscribe if I'm dripped out!" 💀

[@Charmander150]

I cannot imagine 2025 💀

[@richardglorioso7862]

Dude , this is such bad for a generation I am a kid. Butt, the next generation is going to grow up.Whatever this is in the next fifty years public television is just this

[@OfficiallyMintRat]

I grew up with stampy 😢 im sad minecraft content has came to this

[@moogie-simone]

I’m happy I grew up with cable TV

[@I_love_pokemon_cards]

What’s cable tv? Analog???

[@DatOneGuyYea]

8:11 FATALITY

[@lindseystu7783]

My gen alpha daughter was genuinely so confused by all of these, especially the first and last ones. She literally said, “What.” out loud 😂

[@NN21325]

ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND

[@zackerysheldon7362]

"Ugh mom, of COURSE walmart stocks that APHMAU stuff instead of those lego sets" "Those what stuff?" "😐"

[@BlocksAreCoollol]

“Yes I animate Steve from Minecraft and other sexual avatars doing pornograpic stuff!” “YOURE HIRED”

[@toadette._.17]

1:02 Woman basher😭

[@WalterB-lk7oy]

Nah 💀

[@DesiYDD]

I was born in 2013, I used to watch OG minecraft videos. Idek what people are doing now💀

[@Theblackmetalhead1]

Yea 😢

[@staarpolius7559]

We as a society, all of us, are doomed

[@JigMeister1]

​@@Theblackmetalhead1 I like the Issues profile pic

[@Theblackmetalhead1]

@@JigMeister1 thanks 😊

[@flikkyArt]

I was born around the same time but i can relate, I usually watched Dantdm and (not minecraft related) thinknoodles

[@Memelord747]

I Can’t Even Finish This 😭

[@TheGreenRunners23145]

I'VE LOST WAYY TOO MANY BRAINCELLS AND I'M STILL ALIVE-

[@kelcidominique8094]

bro the people who thought to make these minecraft brain rot videos is sick and unc statis if i spelled it right

[@DeannaSmith-hl9wc]

4:44 I’m actually trying to stay awake for stuff that’s for my generation

[@MuggedDuck]

Bro just roasts literally everything we were about to lol

[@Solarfox55]

Love your videos btw. Always fun to watch.

[@Ice4ever_67]

5:21 The bills CANNOT be this high.

[@xxandrax4405]

Thats why i check my sisters phone every two days And delete all those so she dont watch it And have brainrot

[@-Crimson-knight-]

Gen alpha is straight up cooked bro

[@Thefoxtheriannamedari]

This is the sh1t my lil sister watches

[@SebMan121]

4:18 do you real thing a kid with the attention span of a goldfish is going to watch that.

[@Poképlayed-u5e]

He is and will always be the most dedicated KZbinr

[@JohnCena-ds9sc]

i have seen some of zombie sans content and trust me u dont want to see it

[@JohnCena-ds9sc]

u got a new subscriber congrats

[@Lux11-XMP]

I love your videos so much they are too entertaining!! :)

[@micaicofey1416]

5:05 bro really said he’d rather stay in school than have this as a job 💀

[@gamingpro5471]

What server is that parkour on?

[@TheRealCabby]

The way I noticed the bfdi mouth I got scared

[@flawedandnotperfect]

I'd rather forgive Minecraft Story Mode then watch them

[@thedraftingax5963]

Same here

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

My baby brother nonstop glazes the Minecraft KZbinr “OMZ” even though they’re some of the most absolutely obnoxious Let’s Play crew I’ve ever heard. Some of the most obnoxious and cringeworthy brainrot content ever and yet he praises it like it’s DanTDM or other classic KZbinrs like CoryxKenshin. Last night, I literally had to fight him (not literally) on it when he was doing imaginary celebrity phone call tricks and acting like OMZ was on the phone when that mf is not even worthy of an imaginary celebrity phone call. This guy is not a classic KZbinr or some popular cartoon character or a big famous filmmaker. This guy is just a dude who partners up with his crew to put on their obnoxious voices and start pumping Minecraft brainrot gameplay. I don’t typically like people who call fans “glazers” on about anything but after what I’d just explained, my baby brother might actually be one of if not the PEAK example of a glazer holy shit.

[@lebozo869]

I think I’d have more pride working at McDonald’s than making slop like this

[@Twister_Skin]

Me: sees a KZbin kids short Brain: shut it down, all of it heart, lungs, everything

[@Pigsandbearsand]

i’m a kid and my brain is rotting

[@stormhasrats]

5:46 "I'd rather say like- W rizz thats skibidi.. blud" *silence* "ok nevermind I'm taking awesome sauce." IM CACKLINGGGG

[@shenyuman]

i questioned if this was a simulation again and now I'm hoping it is

[@darthraven9982]

The earliest form of brainrot I consumed when I was little was Minecraft monster school

[@melon-melon71]

I was a Aphmau fan a long time ago, she was basically the first KZbinr I liked. it kinda hurts to see what her content has become 🫠

[@LazyBoi-x2w]

Well done engween you have a new sub

[@WildFoxMC]

Rest in peace to the world of the early 2000s 2000-2018 😢 hello nightmare world ( gen alpha then gen beta in 2025 )

[@bewearstar9462]

Honest gen beta might turn out smarter because of young adult seeing the brainrot of gen alpha they can try to be better parents and not let their kids watch this trash

[@Thatguy-v4z]

I'm stuck with the worst stuffed nose and cough, but your content is really helping me lighten up. Thanks man